Let's get to it. This is the ongoing RP game. We're mid session so don't mind me, but you're welcome to join or watch or whatever.
Some ridiculous shit just went down, previous thread here: https://archive.4plebs.org/mlpol/
and OP just set his steaks on fire while Trump approaches the group of felines.
"Please hold!" says a large bipedal light-grey.
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>>7050
>grease fire
That would be bad.
"Greetings grand human. I can tell upon your arrival that you are the ones we seek. We detected energetic disturbances in this area, and upon detection we were informed that not only had George Soros reared his vile personage, but that he had been utterly BTFO. None have managed to do such a thing, and yet you have. Tell me, who are you?"
>grease fire
That would be bad.
"Greetings grand human. I can tell upon your arrival that you are the ones we seek. We detected energetic disturbances in this area, and upon detection we were informed that not only had George Soros reared his vile personage, but that he had been utterly BTFO. None have managed to do such a thing, and yet you have. Tell me, who are you?"
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But seriously, how do we get down (under implication that other members care, although Tracy doesn't give a clop)?
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>>7090
I guess Trumpaladin is at a different location than the others, the other having repelled down (or fell down) near Sechs, while Trumpaladin has piloted the vehicle down near the cats to meet them
I guess Trumpaladin is at a different location than the others, the other having repelled down (or fell down) near Sechs, while Trumpaladin has piloted the vehicle down near the cats to meet them
Everyone's down at the ground w/ the cats except Torcuil, who finished his rod. Kek.
The lead cat continues.
"I apologize for my rudeness. I am Remorh, the leader of the Guardinal brigade. We wish to," and is cut off.
"This one. He has Football," she says.
Part giant lion and part dragon, the creature has a pair of small brass-colored wings sprouting from its shoulders. It is covered with brass-colored scales.
The lead cat continues.
"I apologize for my rudeness. I am Remorh, the leader of the Guardinal brigade. We wish to," and is cut off.
"This one. He has Football," she says.
Part giant lion and part dragon, the creature has a pair of small brass-colored wings sprouting from its shoulders. It is covered with brass-colored scales.
>>7101
"Many are there who desire not Football, neither the spread of Football, but it is essential that Football not be allowed to diminish. Have you heard the prophecy of John Elway?"
"Many are there who desire not Football, neither the spread of Football, but it is essential that Football not be allowed to diminish. Have you heard the prophecy of John Elway?"
>>7106
"Well if you have, then you know how long it is. I mean, you really want to hear the entire prophecy?"
"Well if you have, then you know how long it is. I mean, you really want to hear the entire prophecy?"
You asked for it.
"It has long been foretold that there shall come a day whereupon lightning shall be forced to strike twice in the same place, simultaneously. This causation shall be wrought about by a foolish argument between two rivalling deities. What would result would defy the intent of both deities and others. A thought-form would be created, and from that thought-form would come John Elway, Football, and the Denver Bronco's.
You see, the rivalling deities along with their associates and other such had grown lazy, and careless, and complacent. Having millenia previously won Ragnarok, and having feasted eternally afterwards, they began to languish. As they did so, the people began to comparably languish, to their peril and weakness.
John Elway it is said, being both man and Football, while also being All of the Denver Broncos, would usher Football unto all places and dimensions."
"It has long been foretold that there shall come a day whereupon lightning shall be forced to strike twice in the same place, simultaneously. This causation shall be wrought about by a foolish argument between two rivalling deities. What would result would defy the intent of both deities and others. A thought-form would be created, and from that thought-form would come John Elway, Football, and the Denver Bronco's.
You see, the rivalling deities along with their associates and other such had grown lazy, and careless, and complacent. Having millenia previously won Ragnarok, and having feasted eternally afterwards, they began to languish. As they did so, the people began to comparably languish, to their peril and weakness.
John Elway it is said, being both man and Football, while also being All of the Denver Broncos, would usher Football unto all places and dimensions."
"Not only the realms of the physical, but all of the inner and outer realms as well. Footballs shall bring with them American, and where you have American, you have ponies. And when you have ponies, American, Football and John Elway?
And so ends the prophecy."
And so ends the prophecy."
>ponies, American, Football and John Elway
Those words have to have magical effects when combined together
Those words have to have magical effects when combined together
The reason this is important is that in the Codex Ridiculous, it further suggests that there shall come a realm as if from nowhere that will be instrumental in the manifestation of John Elway, and that from in that realm shall come one who knows of Football, having known and heard of Football from the moment he saw the statue that was to bear the likeness of John Elway, did he know Football. Resplendent in shining armor he shall be the first human to speak of Football in about 13000 years
"Further, in the Ridiculum Volume II it states that from this creation of John Elway there too shall be piles of horsepussy. It is therefore the desires of all good creatures of all levels that I aid you in your journey, for I was what was chosen for this task by a bunch of faggots typing at a keyboard. Have you heard the fable of the faggots who made it all possible?"
>>7133
Listen I respect your ship, and you respect mine. So help me out and I'll help you. He has his eyes on another prize but I can fix that
Listen I respect your ship, and you respect mine. So help me out and I'll help you. He has his eyes on another prize but I can fix that
>>7138
>tfw infernuis dosent have a ship anymore, because thez wants to fuck tracy more than she wants to fuck infernuis.
>tfw infernuis dosent have a ship anymore, because thez wants to fuck tracy more than she wants to fuck infernuis.
>>7138
Keep Trump away from Trollestia, I have an idea
>Torcuil meets up with Trollestia away from Trump
"You wanna troll hard?"
Keep Trump away from Trollestia, I have an idea
>Torcuil meets up with Trollestia away from Trump
"You wanna troll hard?"
Anyway, before Trump is a brassy-golden Lion-dragon thing (Dragonne specifically).
>>7146
>not knowing the differences between romantic, carnal, and predatory desires
As representative of >rape, I reprimand you.
>not knowing the differences between romantic, carnal, and predatory desires
As representative of >rape, I reprimand you.
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>>7146
I tell Trollestia I'm going to cast an illusion to fool Trump into think she's been scarred and burned.this will mkke him loose intrest
I roll incase I need it
>still waiting to see how my rod worked...
>>7146
I tell Trollestia I'm going to cast an illusion to fool Trump into think she's been scarred and burned.this will mkke him loose intrest
I roll incase I need it
>still waiting to see how my rod worked...
>>7150
e_e "In time I shall deliver you copy pasta if that is what you truly require, but I don't have it with me."
e_e "In time I shall deliver you copy pasta if that is what you truly require, but I don't have it with me."
>>7154
"Oh yes. George Soros desires not the spread of Football, and yet he too knows of it (speaking from their timeframe) and wishes to see it crushed. It is said that he may bring with him the hoardes of the abyss, with untold nightmares and horrors, in his fear of Football.
"Oh yes. George Soros desires not the spread of Football, and yet he too knows of it (speaking from their timeframe) and wishes to see it crushed. It is said that he may bring with him the hoardes of the abyss, with untold nightmares and horrors, in his fear of Football.
>>7156
"I know of George Soros only what I saw that day. Can you tell me of him? He is wounded, but he is not yet bannished"
"I know of George Soros only what I saw that day. Can you tell me of him? He is wounded, but he is not yet bannished"
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>>7160
>meme wizard
>not having a hard-copy portfolio of all the rarest Pepes in existence
I'm sure she'd be impressed.
>meme wizard
>not having a hard-copy portfolio of all the rarest Pepes in existence
I'm sure she'd be impressed.
>>7158
"He was,... wounded," she seems moved. "This is tremendous news!"
So Trump, if he desires, has gained a mount. There, is that good enough, or did you still want that one pony? Fleur or whatever? Xppppp
"He was,... wounded," she seems moved. "This is tremendous news!"
So Trump, if he desires, has gained a mount. There, is that good enough, or did you still want that one pony? Fleur or whatever? Xppppp
>>7161
>implying I don't
Kinda hard to turn those into digital format
Besides, converting them would ruin their value
>implying I don't
Kinda hard to turn those into digital format
Besides, converting them would ruin their value
>>7162
"I cleaved his arm right off"
Trump absolutely takes a Dragonne Mount
>picks up Tracy like a saddle bag so she'll be less jealous
"I cleaved his arm right off"
Trump absolutely takes a Dragonne Mount
>picks up Tracy like a saddle bag so she'll be less jealous
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>shows trollestia pepe collection
I hope you don't mind if we chill on the story for a bit, there's combat coming up soon. I can answer questions and you can still do stuff, but nothing time consuming (like, resting would retire the character for the night).
*literally shaking*
"... We could've been friend, Ms. Kitty...." she says quietly under her breath
"... We could've been friend, Ms. Kitty...." she says quietly under her breath
>>7171
Don't worry, Trumpaladin is not going to fuck a non-pony dragon lion thing. Unless she says "pony American Football Elway" in a string again, in which case he will do literally anything she asks
Don't worry, Trumpaladin is not going to fuck a non-pony dragon lion thing. Unless she says "pony American Football Elway" in a string again, in which case he will do literally anything she asks
I guess Trumpaladin tests his new mount out (assuming the other 4 cat people can be left behind without being rude) as they speak together of Footbball. Also, he will cast DEFENSE on her before she sleeps, and maybe keep her in the same room just to be safe
Tracy still has to pick up her gold and silk adorned saddle, fit her armor, and do other stuff....
>>7181
Thats fine. I was envisioning maybe levitation of small things (keys, knives, short swords) and juts sliding or throwing of larger things (doors, people in armor, long swords). Oould that be too op?
I'll be back this afternoon
Don't anything intresting without me
Thats fine. I was envisioning maybe levitation of small things (keys, knives, short swords) and juts sliding or throwing of larger things (doors, people in armor, long swords). Oould that be too op?
I'll be back this afternoon
Don't anything intresting without me
Well, at least I'm not sleep deprived anymore. Sorry, I set my phone to wake me in a half hour and,... I just now woke up.
>>7174
You finish the book, pick a discipline:
Clairsentience
Metacreativity
Psychokinesis
Psychometabolism
Psychoportation
Telepathy
>>7188
Wut?
>>7190
>time invested
Get on my level Xp
>>7192
No that's perfectly fine.
>>7174
You finish the book, pick a discipline:
Clairsentience
Metacreativity
Psychokinesis
Psychometabolism
Psychoportation
Telepathy
>>7188
Wut?
>>7190
>time invested
Get on my level Xp
>>7192
No that's perfectly fine.
Also, friendly reminder that Mlpol.net has surpassed 100000 posts. It doesn't look that way, but the game threads are being kept from raping the main page.
>>7196
Certainly. The only reason they were shooting at you was to get your attention. It never occurred to them to figure out how to do that until oh shit, there's these cats.
Certainly. The only reason they were shooting at you was to get your attention. It never occurred to them to figure out how to do that until oh shit, there's these cats.
>pics up armor
>pics up gilded saddle
>pics up alchemy supplies
>misc (idk, irrelevant junk)
Still in town.
I got work to do, so I'll figure out my development plans after pony.
Questions in meantion
(under the implication that I know the town) Where in Port Barry could I find (if available):
>spells
>enchanted items
>specialized weapons
>misc magical services (think fortune-telling gypsy style)
>pony-sized custom clothes
>Quests
>Serviceable NPCs
>pics up gilded saddle
>pics up alchemy supplies
>misc (idk, irrelevant junk)
Still in town.
I got work to do, so I'll figure out my development plans after pony.
Questions in meantion
(under the implication that I know the town) Where in Port Barry could I find (if available):
>spells
>enchanted items
>specialized weapons
>misc magical services (think fortune-telling gypsy style)
>pony-sized custom clothes
>Quests
>Serviceable NPCs
>>7200
What was yours again?
Also, remember Tracy is an anti-social nihilist by herself, so you'd need to make it worth her while
What was yours again?
Also, remember Tracy is an anti-social nihilist by herself, so you'd need to make it worth her while
>>7201
infernuis want to say i sorry for the other day, me just want to help. and maybe me can help with quest somehow.
infernuis want to say i sorry for the other day, me just want to help. and maybe me can help with quest somehow.
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>tfw u forgot about pony again, after missing movie night
>>7198
Yes. You immediately gain in your Bluff, Diplomacy, Sense Motive, and Gather information.
You may choose 3 powers from the list
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Psion/Wilder_Powers
>>7199
>spells
Cuz she's a spellcaster? o_O
>enchanted items
There are knick-knackey stores, I'll roll up to see what they have.
>specialized weapons
You guys raided the weapons shop Xp
>fortunes
Uhhhhhhhhh
>tailor
The tailor
>Quests
Hmmmmm, you just gave me ideas/opportunities
>NPC's
Just peasants (like, a wagon driver if you wanted)
>>7198
Yes. You immediately gain in your Bluff, Diplomacy, Sense Motive, and Gather information.
You may choose 3 powers from the list
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Psion/Wilder_Powers
>>7199
>spells
Cuz she's a spellcaster? o_O
>enchanted items
There are knick-knackey stores, I'll roll up to see what they have.
>specialized weapons
You guys raided the weapons shop Xp
>fortunes
Uhhhhhhhhh
>tailor
The tailor
>Quests
Hmmmmm, you just gave me ideas/opportunities
>NPC's
Just peasants (like, a wagon driver if you wanted)
>>7203
>caster
No, I was meaning if she wanted to have a spell cast by someone else (there's mages for hire in Equestria, so the idea wouldn't be alien to her).
>caster
No, I was meaning if she wanted to have a spell cast by someone else (there's mages for hire in Equestria, so the idea wouldn't be alien to her).
>>7199
I'm gonna have to go through all the threads and make some kind of index. I know you had Barding made, using the Hydra Hide, yes?
I'm gonna have to go through all the threads and make some kind of index. I know you had Barding made, using the Hydra Hide, yes?
>>7209
Sweet. The saddle is quit fetching, with frilly bits of lace at all the right spots, gold and sliver thread and accents run along its surface with intricate leatherwork, all designed to fluidly and aesthetically fit together to match the barding. Tracy, almost looks regal if not for a hint of lewd.
Sweet. The saddle is quit fetching, with frilly bits of lace at all the right spots, gold and sliver thread and accents run along its surface with intricate leatherwork, all designed to fluidly and aesthetically fit together to match the barding. Tracy, almost looks regal if not for a hint of lewd.
>>7211
Seriously. As you exit the shop, Thez (still bundled in bandages and being flown about by her giant fly) gets a nose-bleed
Seriously. As you exit the shop, Thez (still bundled in bandages and being flown about by her giant fly) gets a nose-bleed
>>7204
The pet shop only stocks guard dogs, other then that its mostly geared for wizards (familiar types)
The pet shop only stocks guard dogs, other then that its mostly geared for wizards (familiar types)
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>>7219
"Make sure not to step on her, those ones are kinda squishy. Still, they're quick, so you probably won't have a problem."
"Make sure not to step on her, those ones are kinda squishy. Still, they're quick, so you probably won't have a problem."
>>7220
infernuis wouldn't step on defenseless pupper. haha you got name?
whats the shopkeeper look like
infernuis wouldn't step on defenseless pupper. haha you got name?
whats the shopkeeper look like
>>7223
"I keep hearing his name. Some of the guys at the pub keep talkin' about him, saying
I should check out that new church."
"I keep hearing his name. Some of the guys at the pub keep talkin' about him, saying
I should check out that new church."
>>7203
precognition,Defense.
catfall. (for obvious reasons)(infernuis now have phobia of falling)
far hand.
precognition,Defense.
catfall. (for obvious reasons)(infernuis now have phobia of falling)
far hand.
>tfw shitposting while carrying a bag of manure, with a chattering baby squirrel on my shoulder
Fug, I'd like to develop this plotline, but I have so much shit to do today...
Can I get a quick rundown of my options at the mage vendors, before I start the dialog later?
Fug, I'd like to develop this plotline, but I have so much shit to do today...
Can I get a quick rundown of my options at the mage vendors, before I start the dialog later?
>>7231
Identify, Enlarge Person, Enlarge Pony, Obscuring Mist, Undetectable Alignment - All lvl 1
Silence - Lvl 2
Dispel Magic - Lvl 3
Identify, Enlarge Person, Enlarge Pony, Obscuring Mist, Undetectable Alignment - All lvl 1
Silence - Lvl 2
Dispel Magic - Lvl 3
>>7234
this fucking squirrel, I swear..!
How exactly do scrolls work? Can Barbarians even use them? Would these only work so long as I have the items with me, or would they give me an Alternate Form (I'd assumed the spell I was looking for was advanced, and that it might not be available in the Port)?
this fucking squirrel, I swear..!
How exactly do scrolls work? Can Barbarians even use them? Would these only work so long as I have the items with me, or would they give me an Alternate Form (I'd assumed the spell I was looking for was advanced, and that it might not be available in the Port)?
>>7236
Torcuil buys one for the purpose of memes
Any magic items?
Not weapons but like his ring of jumping
Torcuil buys one for the purpose of memes
Any magic items?
Not weapons but like his ring of jumping
>>7239
"Oh, well for something like that you'll want the Jewler's shop. I do have a self-inking quill though."
"Oh, well for something like that you'll want the Jewler's shop. I do have a self-inking quill though."
>>7239
I imagine that a Meme Magician's powers could mainly be centered on conjuration, transmutation, and evocation, in that order.
Idk though. It is better to read about it first though.
I imagine that a Meme Magician's powers could mainly be centered on conjuration, transmutation, and evocation, in that order.
Idk though. It is better to read about it first though.
>>7242
The jewler's shop is barren, the shopkeeper scribbling away at designs on a sketch-pad.
"Sorry chum, we're all out of merchandise. (((They))) cleaned us out months ago. I may have to close the place unless we can get new merchandise in."
The jewler's shop is barren, the shopkeeper scribbling away at designs on a sketch-pad.
"Sorry chum, we're all out of merchandise. (((They))) cleaned us out months ago. I may have to close the place unless we can get new merchandise in."
>>7244
He is wearing a magnificent set of segmented goggles, which glitter and sparkle in the light, as he continues to work.
He is wearing a magnificent set of segmented goggles, which glitter and sparkle in the light, as he continues to work.
>>7246
Good of you. Thez (who is following Tracy cuz hawt) happens to take note of the scene and buzzes closer to the building.
"Ooooh, that gives me an idea!" she buzzes back up to Trump tower.
By the way, let the record show that I'm literally trying to meme the next Trump tower into being a Chesterhedron. I'll tell you all why later on.
Good of you. Thez (who is following Tracy cuz hawt) happens to take note of the scene and buzzes closer to the building.
"Ooooh, that gives me an idea!" she buzzes back up to Trump tower.
By the way, let the record show that I'm literally trying to meme the next Trump tower into being a Chesterhedron. I'll tell you all why later on.
>>7238
Oh right. Scrolls can only be cast by their requisite characters (magic for mages/sorcs/wiz/bards, and divine for clerics, palis, and druids), but because the magic is encoded they can be cast by a character 2 levels lower than ordinary. So, no barbarian sorry.
Oh right. Scrolls can only be cast by their requisite characters (magic for mages/sorcs/wiz/bards, and divine for clerics, palis, and druids), but because the magic is encoded they can be cast by a character 2 levels lower than ordinary. So, no barbarian sorry.
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