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Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.2959
2965
This thread continues the roleplaying campaign previously continued in https://mlpol.net/vx/res/2421.html

Our players - one of whom is still munching on some random guy's face - nears the once-distant port city, without the faintest idea what to expect.
441 replies and 67 files omitted.
Anonymous
YpN1O
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No.3015
3019
>>3014
>still staying off to side
Anyone got food?
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3016
Some of the guards on the wall have taken notice of the scene, but they seem more entertained that alarmed or concerned.
Mrs. Sentry
2puKl
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No.3017
3023 3024
collectibles-supernatural-first-blade-cain-s-knife-3_large.jpg
>>3014
not yet
*hobbles to hind legs and pulls out two more autistic movie props out of knife-cozy*
".. A little poison won't stop me. I've shrugged-off more blood-born infections than you could count..!"
Anonymous
YR6i1
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No.3018
3020 3025
>>3014
Trump readies a HEAL spell, to be used either for himself or for Tracy as necessary

"Blue Pony, do you wish to impress me? Then help me take down this she demon!"

Trump lurches forth not to land an attack, but to see how Thez responds, and to encourage her to make a move
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3019
3024
>>3015
"There's still some of Barry's face,...."
Mrs. Sentry
2puKl
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No.3020
>>3018
"..Unf..!
*doki doki*
5JWzM
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No.3021
[1d20 = 16]
With one of her peace signs, Thez grabs Trump's sword by the blade.
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3022
... and holds it firmly.
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3023
>>3017
The poison only lasted for a few minutes by the way, you're back to normal.
Anonymous
YpN1O
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No.3024
3028
>>3019
Ewww, I meant real food
>>3017
"Like HIV?" Torcuil scoffs
Anonymous
YR6i1
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No.3025
3031
>>3018
Trump is personally convinced that Thez is actually the one holding him hostage in the game, that he is actually immortal, and that he can defeat her in open combat, but thinks that there is a better place and time to do this

Trump smiles, as if to acknowledge the sexual innuendo of her grabbing his sword. "Very well, please forgive my impropriety. Years in the service have made me a bit suspicious"

"blue pony, I spoke too quickly. You may stand down"
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3026
3027 3030
"Awwww,...." Thez is disappointed. "Well shucks."
Anonymous
YpN1O
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No.3027
3030
>>3026
I still want some actually food
Mrs. Sentry
2puKl
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No.3028
Spoilered
>>3024
"If it's a disease, I'm already immune to it, by now."
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3029
She looks at the soldiers standing watch. "What the hell are you staring at??" she shouts, before realizing she's still all purple and nude and such. "Whoopsie!"
she says before putting her mask back on. The guards exchange glances before one steps away from the wall and out of sight.
Anonymous
YR6i1
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No.3030
3032
>>3026
With this response, Trump is disappointed in his not taking an opportunity for a learning experience, but he continues onwards to the city

>>3027
"Torucil, may we speak in private?"

Mrs. Sentry
2puKl
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No.3031
>>3025
*puts away knives*
Anonymous
YpN1O
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No.3032
3034 3037
>>3030
Eh why not?
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3033
"I assume you mean cooked food, so yeah we should probably check this place out," she says before following behind. "I hope there's a brothel,...."
Mrs. Sentry
2puKl
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No.3034
3035
>>3032
>rape
Anonymous
YpN1O
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No.3035
3041
>>3034
*unmanly screaming*
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3036
3038
Feel free to talk amongst yourselves as I describe.
As the group approaches the gate, you can see a sign that says "Welcome to Port City! A port city that would have a much better name if Barry wasn't such a douche and causing others to compensate for his lack of discipline and professionalism."
The city its self is several miles long and wide. Trade shops, lodging and services, and a bustling bazaar are all located near the entrance to the City, while residential and governmental is further back.
YR6i1
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No.3037
3042
>>3032
"I can cover you if you are want for money when we get to a pub..."
*looks to make sure Thez is not listening, then whispers*
"So as you know, we are in some sort of limbo in the afterlife. This one here, Thez, is a real demon. She could only be an agent of those keeping us from reaching the green fields of Mile High. We are already dead, and so we cannot die here. But if we could injure that demon - disable her for long enough - we can escape the trance she has left us in, and from those malevolent entities that seek to keep us enthralled, and to our Valhalla of Sports Authority Field"\r
Anonymous
YR6i1
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No.3038
>>3036
*Trump begins to wonder if Barry really did have it coming*
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3039
3047
jew_basic.jpg
Situated near the entrance to the city is a booth that says "Information center", and standing at the booth is this guy. Thez wanders over to ask for directions.
Mrs. Sentry
2puKl
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No.3041
>>3035
>Wearing a kilt for easy access
This is the future you chose.
Torucil
YpN1O
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No.3042
3047
>>3037
>I thought I was talking to Thez
Can we do names now?
AANNYYWWWAAAYYY
Eh idk
tell you the truth I don't remember much Before(tm)
Possible? Yes
Likely? eh
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3043
3044 3045 3047
The thing about Barry is that he works in another department from me, but its a department that I used to work and am exceptionally skilled at. Barry knows that if he does less than his best, the company will call on me to essentially clean up after him which I did, because though I could have said "no", it would only have hurt our productivity come monday, and I am notorious within the company (literally, they call me a nazi,... the irony) for being unwilling to allow unnecessary down time). Yeah, I got OT for it, but I had planned on scripting this session much more meticulously and carefully, but was unable to.
Anonymous
2puKl
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No.3044
>>3043
This is what happens when you blog-post in an RPG..
I know that feel though...
Torucil
YpN1O
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No.3045
>>3043
I'm really fucking confused
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3046
3048
Thez addresses the big-nosed fellow. "Excuse me man,... does this down have, like, prostitutes? I'm asking for a friend."
YR6i1
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No.3047
3049 3050
>>3043
If this explanation had been given, Trump would have immediately put down his sword. But he's a Paladin, so he wasn't going to let a face of a seemingly innocent person be ripped off without comment
>>3042
I am banned from using the namefield by Atlas. No really, I am
>>3042
"Don't you see? We are being held prisoner here in this dimension"
>>3039
Trump feels as if he recognizes the man as an ally
\r
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3048
3050
>>3046
"I'm sorry sir, but there is a 5 shekel charge for information," he chuckles and rubs his hands.
"5 shekels for directions? What kinda town is this?"
"I told you, its 5 shekels for information," he continues to rub his hands together.
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3049
3055
>>3047
Appreciated, but the way the dialogue was worded Thez wasn't about to comply. She has her pride you know,.... ^_~
>banned
LMAO
Torucil
YpN1O
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No.3050
3051 3052 3055
>>3048
>Slides in, tripping on rock
I've got 25 shekels for a full Q&A of how ever many questions you want
>>3047
>banned
KEK
EEE
KEK
HOW?
Torucil
YpN1O
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No.3051
3054
>>3050
*we
not *you
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3052
3053 3055
7f5.jpg
>>3050
Yes, yes of course. Anything for you my good goy,... er I mean, honored traveler. What can I help you with?
"He says holding out his hand expectingly."
Torucil
YpN1O
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No.3053
3056 3058
>>3052
>I signal discreetly to Thez that they are indeed fake shekels
Ask away Thez...
>Hands over 25
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3054
3057
>>3051
Thez, in Urri form, leans over to Torcuil and whispers: "Ask him where the hoes at."
Anonymous
YR6i1
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No.3055
>>3050
>>3049
something something "must post under anonymous or name and capcode NO EXCEPTIONS" was the rule. Something about starting drama
>>3052
"Good sir, could you tell us where we are?"
Anonymous
2puKl
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No.3056
>>3053
>Giving a kike fake shekels
They can smell money, you dunce! What do you think those noses are for?
Torucil
YpN1O
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No.3057
>>3054
Excuse me goy, but
BITCH WHERE DA HOES AT
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3058
3059
>>3053
Thez wasn't expecting that. "Oh,... here man," and hands the shekels to the fellow. "So yeah, I was like, wondering if there's like, prostitutes in this town. I mean you've got lots of sailors so I figured,...." she trails off as the fellow busies himself inspecting the coin. Its of an unfamiliar type (to him) so he carefully pours over ever detail, completely ignoring Thez.
"Uhm," she says as he starts pulling out a pair of scales and a water glass.
"Yes yes, just a moment."
YpN1O
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No.3059
3061
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[1d20 = 18]
>>3058
Oh fuck
I roll to meme the scales
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3060
3062
He impatiently points toward the government buildings, not even looking up from his task. Using a couple of weights, he measures the weight of the coins. He narrows his eyes at this, and then marks the glass of water with a spot of grease, and then drops one of the coins into the glass.
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3061
3063
>>3059
nice timing and roll
After marking the glass a second time, he then pours the indicated water into yet another glass, with measurements on the side. The whole process complete, he smiles.
"Yes of course, what was it you wanted again?"
Thez meanwhile, immediately starts off for the whores.
Anonymous
YR6i1
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No.3062
>>3060
"So where exactly are we?"
Torucil
YpN1O
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No.3063
3065
>>3061
Library and food?
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3064
3066 3068
"This city is an open port servicing all manner of mercenary and entrepreneurial operations he means pirate town. People come from all over to sell their stolen,... I mean totally legitimately acquired goods and exchange them with others or for services, which are available aplenty".
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3065
3067
>>3063
He chuckles at the mention of a library. "Oy vey no, there is no demand for books here, other than as black market, I mean commodity trading."