This thread continues the roleplaying campaign previously continued in
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/2421.htmlOur players - one of whom is still munching on some random guy's face - nears the once-distant port city, without the faintest idea what to expect.
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Except for Trump, who for some reason thinks that attacking Thez is a good idea (as though he didn't notice she's a Devil).
Luckily for the both of them, his sword bounces harmlessly off some form of invisible barrier in front of her.
"Sorry, did you want some?" she offers Trump some of Barry's face.
>>2965>Allen?Wait, what's wrong with killing Barry? If you knew him, you'd want to eat his face too.
So yeah. Last thread hit bump limit, so here we are. We don't have to start yet, I just had to eat Barry's face. I'll probably do it again before the night is over.
>Implying Trump ever suspected her to be anything other than a devil
*Trump looks over to Tracy*
Little blue pony, you have lead a life full of wickedness and sin. But today is the day you redeem yourself. Help me slay this demon in our midst
*looks to torcil*
Good man, you too may be of great service to justice and to the universe. Seal this demon, and send her back to the hell from whence she came!
My character needs a bolter
>>2970"Eh, heheh.. If that's what you're going to do, Flashy, then I guess I'll be by your side.."
*draws knife*
*hugs leg*
ITT: OP spends an hour trying to re-write his game plan after Trumpadin attacks Thez.
No, OP tries to compensate for restaurants that can't give accurate times on takeout orders. ~_~
So then, Trump, are you SURE this is what you want to do? I mean, I can roll with it,....
>Thez is most amused at the suggestion of defeating/sealing her by the way. She dispenses with any pretense of Urri.
>>2979Well, he's a twat for starters,....
>>2982"A twat? Explain yourself Demon! I am as dead as you are. I can keep up as long as love of football fills my heart!"
>>2972"Can you at least help get this pony off of me?"
>>2983NOPE
>>2985GM Can I use some Thot-b-gone on tracy?
>>2985Thez chuckles.
"Better. I though I'd have to thump you just for trying to give me orders! Barry, well he's an insufferable bastard of amazing proportion. He regularly and consistently falls short of his job expectations, knowing that he won't have to pick up the slack nor will be disciplined for it. He is a burden on those around him, is utterly contemptible, and he has bad breath.
[1d20 = 6]>>2985As for the pony, hmmmm. There might be something I could try,....
>>2985>[leg-humping intensifies]>>2986Fucking try it! I dare you!
[1d20 = 3]
Thez's tail whips out and grazes Tracy's shoulder drawing a thin line of blood.
Tracy begins to lose coordination and is having trouble standing.
"Oh dear me, you don't look so good. Here, let me help you."
Thez grabs Tracy by the shoulders. I'm assuming Tracy is attempting to resist?
>>2987*Trump lowers his shield from protecting his chest section to protecting his legs*
"Folly thinking you could every thump the Trump. Tell me, what job expectations does he fall short of?"
>>2989Pic related
>>2990I just stand aside, hoping to not get dragged into this
>>2990*grabs leg with all four limbs*
>Glare_so_murderous_that_I_cant_find_the_reaction_image_that_illustrates_it.jpg [1d20 = 10]>>2991You really want me to explain the finer detail don't you?
>>2993"Odd, that usually works. Hmmm. Oh, duh!"
>>2992"Damn it man, Football is a team sport. It requires work as a team!"
Thez hits Tracy in the lower back (stunning fist) and she momentarily becomes stunned (meaning, she drops anything she's carrying and lets go of anything she's holding.
"You should be thankful, normally when I poison people, I rape them, but I'm not feeling it right now."
>>2994"If ye be of anything other than vile stock, yes"
>>2997"Oh, I never said I WAS anything other than vile stock, but you can rest assured that he had it coming."
>>2998I guess that's what I need to know
>>2999Tracy chips a tooth. Nice trips tho.
>>3000"Are we still gonna fight?" she asks excitedly.
>>3001Thez helps Tracy to her feet. Then looks back at Trump.
"Are we?" she appears behind him. "Are we?" She appears upside down, in mid air, sitting indian style in front of him. "Are we are we are we??" she beams.
[1d20 = 13]>>3002*Trump casts DEFENSE for Tracy*
"Tell me she demon, are we?"
"YAY" She assumes a curious stance, her knees bent outward to the sides, her hands by her face in the posture of a peace sign. On her face she adopts a goofy expression and starts drooling bubbles.
"Take all the time to prepare that you need," she says with the same wide-eyed, goofy expression.
>>3007Are you kidding? Thez LOVES to fight, but doesn't often fight things that can survive more than one hit. Because of Trump's level and experience, he can. Maybe even two! But he doesn't know any of this.
*doesn't often get the chance to....
>>3008Trump knows he is dead. And that which is dead, may never die
>>3010Oh, and if you're confused about her stance,... that's Crab-style.
*hobbles to feet and pull another knife out of seemingly-infinite knife-cozy, with maw*
>>3010>*spoons*K, so Trump is buffed with OFFENSE and has his sword and shield ready, while Tracy is now brandishing three knives and has DEFENSE enabled. Thez still has a funny look on her face, is still drooling bubbles, and hasn't moved other than her eyes occasionally shifting back and forth from Trump to Tracy.