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Hibbity Hooblah
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23546
23550 23553 23556
This thread begins the next leg of the game, where GM (likely unsuccessfully) teaches of the wonders of rare-meat. Yes, I know Trump IRL likes his steak well-done, and to me that alone is evidence of controlled opposition. I still support the man, but dammit. Rare meat is the finest you can ever taste, satisfying immediate/basic hunger needs better than well meat, but also satisfying more primal urges and evolution. Remember, meat is only unsanitary if it is old or processed through a slaughter-house with poor quality control.

Enough about meat, lets get back to the game. Infernius is attempting to Leeroy Jenkins at the orcs, except that he has to climb a rope ladder to do so (cloven hooves = slower climbing). Tracy mulls about a very closed for business city that has cannons on the south-face, not yet realizing that unless she wants to go Nightmare (and thus ethereal but also glowing-in-the-dark) she's SOL.
768 replies and 47 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23958
23960
>>23957
Shift into warpony.
Stare at Daddybird.
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.23959
23960
>>23955
"me find a tribe of savages me gonna take prisioner."
fVJvo
?
No.23960
23961 23963
[1d20 = 10]
>>23959
He blinks a couple times. "Knock yourself out," he says dropping his goggles back over his eyes, picking up his latest piece, glowing red hot from one of the smaller forges. Oh, by the way there's a giant bird cooking in the uber-sized forge. "Nah, I don't know of any cages, and certainly not enough to cage a whole tribe. There is the quarantine area though," he says after a moments thought.
>>23958
The Roc is diving toward your position with a "SCREEEE"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23961
23962 23964
ripping off fluttershy.jpg
>>23960
Don't flinch.
Resume smoke and flame.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23962
23964
>>23961
Also, for the heck of it, practice blinking with etherealness.
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.23963
23964
>>23960
can you make knockout darts?
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23964
23966 23967 23968
... and missed Tracy with a fly-by attack. It concludes its action moving out of range.
>>23961
Tracy resumes filling the place with smoke. The Roc resumes a holding pattern.
>>23962
No blinking. It takes a standard action to go ethereal or come back.
>>23963
"Hmmmm. Well, whether they're knockout darts or not depends on the poison not the design, but I don't think I've ever tried to make darts before. Let me think about it."
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23965
23969
>>23955
"Judging by the fact that you did not know what I was talking about immediately, I'll take that as a good sign. You recall that Equestrian Unicorn I showed up with here yesterday. Slovenia, 'bout 4 feet tall, white, and ran right past you. She said something to me this morning about making mill workers work for her, and to me it was a giant red flag, though I could not tell if she meant to say that she was going to charm the male mill worker with sex appeal, or if she meant she would do something coercive. I want to know if she's done... well, anything to make your mill workers do work outside of a wage based I-pay-you-money-to-do-this contractual nature. That's all"
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23966
23967 23969
>>23964
How long can Tracy stay like that before she can't go ethereal or produce smoke, and she's fatigued and can only move at half speed?
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23967
23969
>>23964
Heat eggs diligently for a few minutes, then stop again.
Stare down bird once more, not having moved a muscle.
>>23966
The change is psychosomatic: she's in Mother Goose mode atm.
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.23968
23971 23977
>>23964
"thanks lennos."
*ill go back to the orc village on utachit*

Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23969
23970 23973
>>23965
"Extra work? Sex appeal? Alright, she's pretty hot I'll admit it, but other than being a little bit of a cunt about production, nah. If my guys slack of, she lets 'em have it, but here glowing-horn shit is really useful to have around."
>>23967
That boy needs therapy.
Seriously, I get where her head's at.
>>23966
Probably at the end of this 'ethereal' casting, which she's about 1/4 of the way into
As Tracy checks on the eggs, the Roc starts flipping out and flying all over the place.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23970
23971
>>23969
Withgold flame until she gets a response from Daddybird.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23971
23974
>>23968
>Uatchit
Finally! Xp
>>23970
Daddy-bird is not paying attention, its flying around chaotically, flipping this way and that.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23972
"SCREEEEE" can be heard, less loud than the Roc, but still clear and detectable.
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23973
23975
>>23969
>That boy needs therapy. Seriously, I get where her head's at.
I want to know what this means
WAOpk
?
No.23974
23975 23976
[2d20 = 20]
>>23971
Resume heater mode.
Spot plus Listen checks (both +5) as she angles her neck and ears towards the sound
What made the noise?
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23975
>>23973
Sorry, it was a song-meme reference. "Psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy"
>>23974
Its coming from the Roc, but its NOT coming from the Roc. "SCREEEEEEEE" THAT was from the Roc,...
"SCREEEEE" That was the other thing.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23976
23978
>>23974
You're too far away to get a good look, but there is something gray and reddish on the back of the Roc.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23977
23983
>>23968
WHat's your method of approach?
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23978
23981
>>23976
I think I know exactly what that is...
[smoking intensifies]
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23981
23986
>>23978
You probably do. Thez disengages from the rock with a crescent-flip, landing some distance away on the air. "SCREEEEEE" she,... screeches.
The bird looks at her, the air around her boiling over with unholy aura, and then at Tracy's position, but doesn't advance on either.
fVJvo
?
No.23982
[1d20 = 3]
The rock lifts up, and uses the slight elevation increase to begin a dive at Thez.
/GO+C
?
No.23983
23987
[1d20 = 13]
>>23977
i get over directly over the tree then i go straight down. unless i see the roc.
fVJvo
?
No.23984
[1d20 = 11]
Thez doesn't even dodge
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23985
23986
And punches the Roc square in the nosebeak, stunning it, which it begins to fall as a result of. "I fuggin' warned him,...."
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23986
23989
>>23981
*nurses eggs pretending not to stare too much*
>>23985
... Is.. is he okay..?
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23987
23988
>>23983
You see it, but its far enough away that it wouldn't register as immediate, and it just started falling.
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.23988
23990
>>23987
ok i continue with my plan.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23989
23993
>>23986
"He'll be fine, I hit him non-lethal. I didn't realize the bird I dropped earlier was mated. I guess I should have asked. It wasn't until I was already on his back that I remembered I can talk with any living creature (its a monk thing). So I apologized for having dropped his girl, told him he was better off leaving to try and live a new life, but that if he kept on he might not fly away from it," she says, a little sad.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23990
23991
>>23988
You see scrawny orcs with crude bows all around the perimeter of the platforms, attached to harnesses. The door has a beam sealing it off, and they're clearly listening and waiting for a sound or a clue from underneath.
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23991
23994
>>23990
so are there various platforms through out the tree? oe is there just one?
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23992
The Roc starts flapping again, and flies off to the south, vanishing along the horizon.
"OH FUG, the bird!" Thez <whoofs> away.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23993
23996 23998
581393__safe_artist-colon-rainbow-dash-dosh_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_blushing_solo.png
>>23989
Tracy gives a somewhat quizzical look, her plot still nestled upon the eggs causing her to look like a large blue hen, her front hooves crossed on her lap as steam rises all around her.
"... So.. what about their foals..?"
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23994
23997
>>23991
There's a netowrk of platforms, connecting several trees to the central one. Platforms are at different elevations, and the tree branches are bundled together at points, giving crude rain protection. Its hella shabby, but they can clearly survive in it. No walls to speak of though
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23996
24001
>>23993
What indeed?
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.23997
24003
>>23994
are there buildings?
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23998
24003 24005
>>23993
We can make omelettes
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23999
24002
No
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.24000
24002
No
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24001
24007
>>23996
*averts gaze*
"... I.. I can't just leave them here.. they'll freeze to death like this.."

Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24002
Z7HeRxU.png
>>24000
>>23999
>yfw
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24003
24004 24006 24037
>>23997
Nope, just open-air platformed sections. Crude decorations (they're Orcs, and SJWs at that) are at various spots and areas, some shoddy paint and such. Its an eyesore.
>>23998
Try it, I dare you.
/GO+C
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No.24004
24012
[1d20 = 7]
>>24003
can i see the chief?
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24005
>>23998
If Tracy's faggot wanted to do that, he would've done it already.
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.24006
24008
>>24003
What the actual fuck are we or Tracy going to do with Roc eggs? Seriously
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24007
24010
>>24001
Thez <whoofs> back to Tracy, her hair a bit singed.
"Saved it! So anyway, I was gonna say I made food. Were you coming back to the tower any time soon?"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24008
24009
>>24006
Sit on them.
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.24009
24011
>>24008
On top of a mountain for months until they hatch into chicks that are hostile and will also die on their own? What the fuck is the end game?
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24010
24012
>>24007
"... I... *looks down past her lap at her dangling hooves* .. I hadn't planned on it.."
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24011
>>24009
That's the thing, m8. I never have an endgame.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24012
24013 24014 24015
>>24004
Hard to say which one is the chief, you see several with stick cage-like armor, but can't tell who's in charge.
>>24010
"What, you're going to,... you are, aren't you? You know, we could probably setup the stables,...."
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24013
24016
>>24012
*looks away again, trying to hide her embarrassment*
".. I just kind of.. acted on instinct I guess.."
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.24014
24020
>>24012
Fuck you
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24015
24017
>>24012
alright i fly down from straight over the tree.
fVJvo
?
No.24016
24018
[1d20 = 10]
>>24013
"You need a hand with those?" Thez offers, with a knowing grin. "I promise I won't drop 'em."
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24017
24019
>>24015
The orcs are completely oblivious. They're listening for a banging or invasion sound, not the soft buzzing of a fly (even a big one).
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24018
24021
embarrassed.png
>>24016
What was the roll for?
"..............."
*nods*
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24019
24021
>>24017
i land and scream in orcish(tongues ftw) "Whos in charge here?!?!"
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24020
>>24014
>>24014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpigjnKl7nI
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24021
24022 24024
>>24018
The dice was the orc's spot check v. Infernius. Thez drops down next to the eggs and grabs 'em. "You coming too?"
>>24019
While ruining the element of surprise, Infernius successfully has the element of surprise, and his use of the orcish tongue surprises them.
"Is that the nazi?" "That's him!" "Mysoginist!" "Mansplainer!"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24022
24025
>>24021
>"You coming too?"
"S-sure.."
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24024
24025
>>24021
"wage gap is myth."
fVJvo
?
No.24025
24028 24029
[16d20 = 162]
>>24022
She <whooofs> Tracy and the eggs about halfway to the tower. She has a firm grip on the eggs, and the wings on her back auto-extend from the wind rushing past. I'm assuming that tracy is holding onto her back?
"These things work great. They don't entirely prevent me from falling, but they allow me to angle my descent for better speed and direction. Thanks again for them." About 32 seconds of rapid gliding later, she <whooofs> all to the tower stables. She sets the eggs down and retracts the wing-glider and ties it with a loosely attached piece of strap.
>>24024
Some of the orcs reeee, and attempt to charge, forgetting that they're tied to a harness.
fVJvo
?
No.24026
24028
[5d20 = 36]
3 of the orcs fall off the edge as a result, and are dangling over the side. 5 keep their wits about them though, and fire arrows.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24027
Kek. One of the orcs shoots another orc who tried to charge.
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24028
24030
>>24025
>>24026
"Hitler do nothing wrong!!"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24029
24031 24033
>>24025
*tries not to vomit*
"Th.. th-thanks a lot.. Thez.." (she means it though)
Tracy regains her footing, and checks to see if the eggs are fine, pressing an ear to each vessel.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24030
24034
>>24028
They're sufficiently aggro'd, and you lack the ability to enrage them further. Your move.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24031
24035
>>24029
They're good. Trollestia nods respectfully to Tracy, while Thez takes Ponimaru aside to talk to him.
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24032
24035
Why the fuck are you keeping the eggs. What are you going to do with chick rocs? What are you going to do with adolescent rocs? What are you going todo with adult rocs? Why are you going to leave all of those Ina place they can be a danger to other animals?
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24033
>>24029
"You're welcome, anytime," she smiles, leaving the stables.
/GO+C
?
No.24034
24036
[3d20 = 31]
>>24030
kill them as brutally as many as i can. so they fear me.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24035
24038 24042
>>24031
*sits on eggs and lets out a confused, hormonal sigh*
>>24032
It takes one week to rear a wild animal so that it becomes domesticated. Idk why you're upset about it. Domesticated Rocs would be a valuable asset.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24036
24039
>>24034
Well they are spread out, but they're also pretty much stuck in place. You can start mobbing through them one-by-one though. You'd need a pretty low dice roll to miss.
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24037
24040
>>24003
>try it if are you
Fuck you, that's exactly what ongoing to do
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24038
>>24035
This, especially if imprinted. The Monster Manual WAY underestimates the intelligence of wild animals desu

/GO+C
?
No.24039
24040
[1d20 = 2]
>>24036
perception to see if i can find the xir in charge
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24040
24041 24042
>>24039
Awwwww
>>24037
I thought you might
/GO+C
?
No.24041
24043
[3d20 = 40]
>>24040
kill some more untill i can roll perception again.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24042
>>24035
*Tracy begins to tremble slightly, not unlike a pressure cooker, steam rising all around her as her cheeks grow slightly red*
>>24040
Did How much longer would it take to complete that ring?
>is busy nurturing eggs, but wonders if the mold she cast is done yet
fVJvo
?
No.24043
24044
[1d20 = 16]
[8d20 = 116]
>>24041

Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24044
24045
>>24043
They got some good rolls there..
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24045
>>24044
yea
fVJvo
?
No.24046
24047
[5d8 = 18]
Infernius realizes he has already killed the leader as he is shot by 5 of the orcs.
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24047
24048 24049
>>24046
ok can i skull fuck the leader to send a message to the rest of the orcs?
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24048
24050
>>24047
This guy gets it.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24049
24051
>>24047
I applaud the creativity. You may skullfuck. That's pretty dark, so I'm gonna say that the orcs are stunned, and that has seriously weakened their morale. That you disengaged, while u have 5 arrows sticking out of you,... yeah its a pretty edgy move.
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24050
24052 24053
>>24048
sjws deserve it. plus one clubbed me.
/GO+C
?
No.24051
24054
[3d20 = 22]
>>24049
i grapple as many as i can the fly to the containment area.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24052
>>24050
You were invading their safe space. Still, I don't disagree with your choice
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24053
shrug.png
>>24050
I know. It's pretty awesome too.
>tfw Cleric is beating you at edginess, while you're busy nursing orphans
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24054
24055
>>24051
Well, they're still harnessed in place, but several are actively removing their harnesses, including the ones that fell down and climbed back up (they missed part of it, but everyone else,... and the Minotaur skull-fucking was enough to convey the severity of the situation. I'll say you have one. Uatchit flies in on cue and zips off.

i could carry that one if you'd like to grab more - Uatchit thinks to Infernius.
/GO+C
?
No.24055
24059
[3d20 = 23]
>>24054
"good girl take it to the prision area then come right back."
grapples some more
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24056
24058
Uatchit flies off while Infernius has his way with the orcs. Their morale is devastated. The ease with which he snatched one up and carried it around like a broom,... which just got taken away by a giant fly. and who could forget the skull-fucking? "What do you want from us?!"
"Patriarcy!" from somewhere in the back.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24057
24065 24066 24067
>2:30 AM
After heating the eggs sufficiently, Tracy gets up momentarily to pick up her finished ring in the forge, reluctantly asking Trollestia to ensure nothing happens to her eggs while she's away (the estrogen makes her paranoid).
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24058
>>24056
"i came her to save your souls but then me was clubbed by some guy.
fVJvo
?
No.24059
24061
[1d20 = 16]
>>24055
"Transphobe!" says one, "Oppressor!" another screams, not really fighting but clearly distressed. Salty tears did rain down as they don't resist the Minotaur who still has arrows sticking out of him.
fVJvo
?
No.24060
24061
[1d6 = 2]
One of the orcs runs toward Infernius' flank and grabs an arrow, twisting it.
"No Trump! No KKK! No Fascists in the Game!" xir yells on a sudden inspiration.
/GO+C
?
No.24061
24062
[1d20 = 17]
>>24059
>>24060
can i puch through his head?
fVJvo
?
No.24062
24063 24064
[2d20 = 20]
>>24061
Did you just assume its gender? Its behind you, twisting an arrow in his shoulder-blade
The two infernius is holding start kicking at him.
fVJvo
?
No.24063
24064
[1d4 = 3]
>>24062
One connects squarely with his shin, doing damage.
/GO+C
?
No.24064
24071
[1d20 = 5]
>>24062
>>24063
i try to gore the "GUY" with my horn.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24065
24067
>>24057
T>"Oh, you can be assured that not only I will keep them safe." Ponimaru re-enters and begins piling hay around the eggs. He nods to Tracy in passing.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24066
24067
>>24057
Its a gold ring with a gemstone eyeball design on it, mounted to a metal clasp for attaching to a collar. Lenos says "I kinda assumed."
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24067
24069
>>24057
>*picks up ring*
*Returns to her seat steam rising all around her like she were a simmering pot, her cheeks flushed with heat and hormones*
".. There, there.. *pats egg* safe and warm..." she coos faintly
>>24065
>before then
"Th-thanks a lot, guys.." (she meant it)
*gallops off to pick-up the ring*
>>24066
Can she have "TC" engraved onto the gold-plated side?
*whips out keen-edged knife*

I gotta sleep
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24069
24121
>>24067
>carve
Sure, knock yourself out
>>24068
Its just a clasp, it can be removed.
fVJvo
?
No.24071
[6d20 = 54]
>>24064
Miss with the gore. The orcs run up and surround Infernius grabbing at the arrows.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24072
24073
One successfully grabs another of the arrows, this one in his leg.
Infernius has two kicking sjw's in either hand, two more are grabbing at arrows still embedded in his body, and he's otherwise surrounded.
Move?
/GO+C
?
No.24073
24074 24075
ill-beat-a-motherfucker-with-another-motherfucker.jpg
[3d20 = 21]
>>24072
>>24072
i let go of one of the orcs then i grab the other one by the ankles and spin to take out the orcs surrounding me.
>pic related
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24074
24076
>>24073
That's right. How many motherfuckers do you want to beat with that motherfucker? Cuz now they're just cowering. You can use the motherfucker as a non-lethal weapon if you like, just knocking motherfuckers out.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24075
>>24073
Uatchit flies in and grabs a motherfucker as xir is rendered unconscious.
/GO+C
?
No.24076
24077
[3d20 = 36]
>>24074
yea i just knock em all out that i can.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24077
24078
>>24076
K. We'll skip to the part where they're all ko'd. With you flying along, you can carry 3 of them at a time. As you're finishing with the last living ones, Uatchit thinks

shall we bring the corpses?
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24078
24079
>>24077
"yeah we put em in thing to bring back to life"
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24079
24080
>>24078
all of them? - U's fly eyes glisten in an apparent attempt to look cute
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24080
24081
>>24079
"aw cute fly, yea all of them."
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24081
24082
>>24080
>sad fly noises
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24082
24083
>>24081
"okay we bring a 3rd of them tonight."
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24083
24084
>>24082
canihasone?
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24084
24085
>>24083
"you can have as many as you want.you do good job bringing them here."
*affectionately pets fly.*
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24085
24086
>>24084
Infernius gets back, finishing the transfer of all the remaining sjws (there's 11) and however many corpses. Thez finally bursts from the kitchen and announces: "Food is ready! I'm gonna take some of it into town. There's a gathering at the Rusty Duck, the Whorehouse, the Police station, everyone's gathered together and we have SO much Roc, I figure the whole Port can have a mighty thanksgiving feast. I'll be back in a bit, I call one of the drumstics!" she calls, <whooof> away.
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24086
24087
>>24085
i grab some haunches of turkey, and head to the police station.if i cant find thez while im getting some turkey.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24087
24088
>>24086
You find her inside the Police Station actually. "Hey! I was just gonna grab a plate. I'll be right back."
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24088
24089
>>24087
"okay."
i walk through out the police station does anybody want to talk to me?
fVJvo
?
No.24089
24090
[1d20 = 14]
>>24088
Yeah. "We hear you cleaned out a (oh fug, what's the RWSS term for an sjw health risk environment? I'll look it up in a moment)!" several pats on the back and approval. Thez <whooofs> back carrying a drumstick bigger than she is. "I'nis,... can you come here for a minute?"
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24090
24091
>>24089
"sure,need some help?"
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24091
24092
>>24090
"Not yet, but,... we have a problem." She bluffs, not alarming anyone.
"The treasury is empty."
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24092
24093
>>24091
"maybe we go somewhere else to talk bout this?"
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24093
24094
>>24092
"What's the rush? Tracy is passed out, and Torcuil is in a coma. I can't detect magic for shit anymore. Can you?" nom nom drumstick.
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24094
24095
>>24093
"me can yes. where we start though?"
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24095
24096
>>24094
"The Treasury would probably be best," she whispers. "Football!" she yells, drawing cheers from the crowd, before <whoof> she and Infernius are outside the Tower Treasury. "I poked my head in earlier cuz I saw Uatchit nomming on a corpse and I thought we could keep it in there so it doesn't stink up the place, and I found this," she opens the vault. The whole place is empty, all the stored wealth from the (((rats))), recent developmental tools/weapons, everything, is gone. "Don't tell Lenos!"
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24096
24097
>>24095
"you want me to do it here?"
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24097
24098
>>24096
"Don't look at me, I'll find someone who's hiding all day long, but magical forensics are beyond me."
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24098
24099
>>24097
detect magic and for good measure detect jew.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24099
24100
>>24098
There is a series of footprints, that glow under magical scrutiny. There is also a radius glow just outside the vault.
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24100
24101
>>24099
"me got a trail over here."
i follow the footprints.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24101
24102
>>24100
The footprints wander about the room, systematically approaching every area of the room, and making loops back to the radius glow.
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24102
24103
>>24101
where do they originate from?
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24103
24104
>>24102
The circle
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24104
24105
>>24103
how any sets of feet does it look like?
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24105
24106
>>24104
Just one
/GO+C
?
No.24106
24107
[1d20 = 5]
>>24105
is there any clear sign of how they got in? if not perception roll looking for the smallest thing out of place.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24107
24108
>>24106
The circle and the footprints are the only available evidence, and the glow from both is fading.
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24108
24109
>>24107
where do the footprints go after they walk out the door?
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24109
24110
>>24108
They don't. The circle is just outside the vault, and the footprints lead from it and back to it.
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24110
24111
>>24109
i explain the situation to thez and say.
"me dont know how they do.the fucking feet prints lead no where REEEEEEEE. me head hurts from thinking to hard."
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24111
24112
>>24110
"Hmmmm. A teleportation circle maybe?"
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24112
24113
>>24111
"maybe,me dont know about teleportation."
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24113
24115
>>24112
"I don't know how it works, but I've used one before. You basically step into a circular area, except when you try to step into the circle that's "here", you cross into the circle "there", and vice versa."
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24114
"Remember, don't tell Lenos," Thez reiterates. She kisses him briefly before retiring for the night.
Carry on, but I'm passing out.
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24115
>>24113
"sounds like a possibility."
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24117
1544074__safe_artist-colon-shinodage_oc_oc-colon-apogee_oc only_behaving like a bird_bird pone_chest fluff_colored sketch_cute_egg_feather_female_freck.png
>mfw I don't even remember last night, but it seems to have yielded good results
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24118
980185__safe_artist-colon-pia-dash-sama_rarity_blushing_cute_egg_implied oviposition_implied sparity_incubation_plot_rearity_sitting_solo.png
The image I got in my head seems hilarious though.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24119
24120
Edward_Julius_Detmold49.jpg
Handle Animal is mega haorxx if you're lucky enough. I'm glad I spent all those ranks on it.
6kSUe
?
No.24120
24122 24130
So we lose all of the Gems AND we lose all of the Gold AND we lose to Football, but he gets to keep special birds because He gets a Deus Ex Machina to help him when his shitty plan would have and truly should have failed, and he gets a liberal interpretation of the D&D even though the other two players received very harsh treatments in their plans and definitely no deus ex machinas. No. Fuck that

>>24119
You are already haxxor. You are already bypassing all normal rogue skills like climbing or stealth with your free-be etheralness and flying. Shut the hell up
\r
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24121
24167 24232 24408
0690f2c045272471d2cc8fdcb75fc1a8--cute-horses-pretty-horses.jpg
>>24069
It looks like this.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24122
24123 24124 24125
>>24120
I could've just killed the Daddybird, but I just didn't want to do that.
I'll admit that I had a lot more luck on my side than the other players did though...
>liberal interpretation
Idk what you mean by that. Are you referring to the rearing rules in the future?
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24123
24124
>>24122
Rearing, as in raising animals from infancy*
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.24124
24127 24130
>>24122
No you fucker, the problem is you should have been entirely unable to bring the eggs back with you. You should have thought about that before going, and its a Deus Ex Machina you just get "thez carries the eggs back"... for some reason... But I can't buy a gift, I get treated rudely, and Inferius is punched out like a Nazi

>>24123
Fuck you you lost our gems and our Football, you deserve to lose your birds
6kSUe
?
No.24125
>>24122
>Luck
Thez showing up AND carrying back massive eggs is not luck, its GM Deus Ex Machina
\r
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24127
24129 24134
>>24124
>you should have been entirely unable to bring the eggs back with you
I could've just had her ask for help eventually, and she still has an empty Bag of Holding, as well as most of Ponimaru and Copper's skins to use for a makeshift sled. In her warhorse form, she can drag 4,500 pounds.
Also, why do you want the birds gone? They can be very useful creatures. Unmodified, they can be taught at least two separate trick, like carrying heavy loads in isolated areas, or scouting-out enemy territory above the clouds. Level 9 Animal-Rearing is a chance you don't give up on a campaign, regardless of your class.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24128
86b424128d448f4b9d8c2a9e5b1562e0.jpg
>floofy
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24129
24131
image.jpeg
>>24127
I'll shut up, just let me take one of the two birds
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24130
24132 24134
>>24120
The gems and gold were a developing "main story" plot. The Birds AND the SJWs were just side dealings. Infernius only got punched out cuz he was trying to walk in the front door, he had no problems when he used the fly (except when he allowed them to surround him while he had arrows sticking out, and then he made a good choice in his response). That Thez helped was simply because at that point she was going to round up everyone to eat.
>>24124
>you lost
Everyone lost, its not a one-person thing.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24131
24134
1365469585676.png
>>24129
I'll let you name one of them whatever you want, and use them whenever it's necessary. How's that?
They're not going to be doing any fighting/carrying for a while anyway. The first thing I'm going to teach them is "Come" and "Heel".
I'd say more, but I g2g for a while right now. Maybe an hour.
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24132
24133
>>24130
By "you lost," mean the responsibility for the loss is 100% on him which it is. I am fully aware we all suffer for it
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24133
24134
>>24132
>100% on him
But it isn't
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.24134
24135
>>24126
>>24127
>>24130
>>24131
>>24133
This entire situation, and the circumstances, doesn't sit right with me

>>24130
Give me something
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24135
24138
>>24134
I already did, you should ask Lenos about that candle.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24136
Tracy is still splayed out across the two eggs, hay filling-in the spaces to make it more manageable. Steam rises off of her as she dozes off, muttering something about babies.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24137
24144
... also there's the L 19 spell resistant Full Plate,...

Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.24138
24139
>>24135
ASK LENOS ABOUT THAT CANDLE

I had something else I wanted to d last night, but I did not feel in the mood
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24139
24140 24141
>>24138
"Hmmmm. Thats a candle of truth, and a big one at that. When lit, the candle casts Zone of Truth in a 5' radius, that remains as long as the candle is lit. A standard one lasts an hour and the candle is ruined if its snuffed out, but that one looks to have used a modified recipe, allowing a person to re-use it as long as the candle isn't fully consumed. Good pick."
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.24140
24141 24142
148103__safe_fluttershy_holding breath_puffy cheeks_simple background_vector_white background.jpg
>>24139
"Woahhhh... Is there anything special about these letter openers, besides giving the user the ability to quickly open envelopes without tearing the contents?

Also does that mean the candle may be used as long as perhaps 59 minutes, then snuffed out, and reused after a regeneration period?"
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.24141
24142
>>24140
>>24139
*shows two letter openers*
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24142
24143
>>24140
"It doesn't regenerate, but it has a longer duration that 60 minutes."
>>24141
"Uhm,... no, they just open letters quickly. They can be keened though."
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.24143
24145
>>24142
"What kind of duration, do you think?"

Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24144
24145
>>24137
Is that already magick, or could it also be Glamoured?
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24145
24146
>>24143
"By its size and length at least half again, so no less than 90 minutes. I can't say for certain though, this is an unusual configuration (he's referring to the sigils and runes carved and molded along its surface). It might burn faster than normal, it might burn slower."
>>24144
Already magic
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.24146
>>24145
"Well thank you"

KEENS TWO LETTER OPENERS
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24147
24148 24150
It was said earlier that everything that can be researched can be through the tower's library, right?
While Tracy's steams the eggs with her blazing-hot plot, she decides to take it easy and flip-through any relevant atlases and/or history books that could provide for more information on the surrounding cities and other geographic areas of interest, using Kefka's Mage Hand to turn the pages and rip-off Twilight. She continues doing this for hours, researching the continent and gaining some Local Knowledge as she goes.
To begin, what's the name of the city to the south? Any why do they have canons pointed at a mountain?
Why is everybody so eager to get into Cardishore?
What are the names and locations of other city-states formerly under Kefka's control?
Just wtf are "Drow" (she doesn't know yet)? And where do they live?
Where can she find an abundant supply of elephant steaks?
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.24148
24149
>>24147
I wanted to ask Ben a lot of the same questions
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24149
>>24148
Ikr. Tracy has the local knowledge skill, but it hasn't really come in handy.
Try researching for your Nobility and Royalty Knowledge skills to try and figure out the politics of this continent, particularly who rules what when the Emperor isn't around. It'd be good to figure out the alignments of the rulers of surrounding countries. This area may border a communist superpower for all we know.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24150
24151 24152 24154
>>24147
Alot of the history books in the library are outdated by several hundred years, but:
The city to the south is called Durpistan. Its a communist mining city full of,... not the brightest. Their economy is shit, and as a result their equipment is shoddy at best and dangerous in general. There is no reference to the cannons.
Cardishore doesn't appear in any of the books, apparently having been founded after publishing. Kefka has no mention in the books either.
Drow are not known to have any established city-states, and while uncommon, are listed periodically in various mentions and anecdotes.
Elephant steaks? Really?
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24151
24157
>>24150
>outdated
Good enough for me. Doesn't spoil too much that way.
Do he listed appearances of the Drow show any particular modes or patterns? Like, where they're most often spotted?
>Really?
...Rocs eat elephants, don't they?
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24152
>>24150
>Kefka has no mention in the books either.
Could she make a loose conjecture of how the continent was politically divided before Kefka started bullying everyone?
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24153
Tracy makes note to ask around about the significance of Cardishore next time she goes out into town.
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.24154
24155
>>24150
>Communist
*urge to Urgent Fury intensifies*
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_Grenada

>>24150
(I would have done this last night)
Go to Ben
Ask Ben
"who are our major trading partners by sea? Distant city states that are friendly enough to accept at least merchant parties. I only need two"
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.24155
24156 24157
>>24154
Wait.

When I'm in the tower, visit Slovenia. Tell her
"The heresy was more severe than I realized. We're going to need more than one Trebuchet. Full siege models, for killing walls and fixed defenses. Not just anti-infantry"

Or does my character not know any of this?
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24156
>>24155
>Or does my character not know any of this?
He didn't spend hours reading books, o probably no.
Tracy would tell him everything though. Rogues are supposed to be the info-gatherers anyway.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24157
24158 24160
>>24151
>Rocs and Elephants
Yes, assuming that they're found in the same areas. However, this is not the climate or environment for Elephants.
Drow appearances and activity tend to revolve around individuals, rather than group actions.
Previous to Kefka, there were a number of independent city states which had fostered reasonably peaceful relations and a thriving system of economic trade. Each state had one or more players representing them, who would tend to conflict and adversity, while the people they worked on behalf of would operate in their own communities. It was a very civic nationalistic setup, and aside from natural disasters or the occasional Dr. Evil person, most led successful if occasionally difficult lives.
>>24155
Not yet at least

Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24158
>>24157
>thriving system of economic trade
It seems the first step is to get the economy moving again, and free-up trade, imo. New information could come and go with the new wares being traded.
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24160
24161 24162
>>24157
Ask Ben about Trading partners!
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24161
24166
>>24160
I too am interested in this.
A lot of the items I want to craft require higher-level scrolls.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24162
24163 24164
>>24160
"I'm not sure who Korak traded with, he kept his mouth shut about any of his navigation and transit plans. Didn't even keep maps to my understanding."
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24163
24166
>>24162
He's a salty dwarf..
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24164
24167
>>24162
"You have been importing gold and gems and exporting. Jewelry. From whom and to whom?"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24165
24166 24167
Trollestia is a level 7 Cleric of the Animal Domain, right?
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24166
24168
>>24165
>>24163
>>24161
Tracy really out to ask Trollestia to search the dungeon, along with the elves, sifting through the dirt to find the gems