This thread begins the next leg of the game, where GM (likely unsuccessfully) teaches of the wonders of rare-meat. Yes, I know Trump IRL likes his steak well-done, and to me that alone is evidence of controlled opposition. I still support the man, but dammit. Rare meat is the finest you can ever taste, satisfying immediate/basic hunger needs better than well meat, but also satisfying more primal urges and evolution. Remember, meat is only unsanitary if it is old or processed through a slaughter-house with poor quality control.
Enough about meat, lets get back to the game. Infernius is attempting to Leeroy Jenkins at the orcs, except that he has to climb a rope ladder to do so (cloven hooves = slower climbing). Tracy mulls about a very closed for business city that has cannons on the south-face, not yet realizing that unless she wants to go Nightmare (and thus ethereal but also glowing-in-the-dark) she's SOL.
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>>24369"FUCK!!"
*I pray to Rockwell for a strong wind to blow away the smoke*
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Control_Weather
>>24370[worried pony noises]
"... Th-they'll be okay...?"
*carefully gets up, before breaking off into a charge*
>>24365"Flashy, wait for me!"
*charges after on all fours, with full pony speed*
>>24368He's really fucking wielded out by the scene. He thinks it's a sign of mental illness, like she's stealing someone else's children because she can't wait on her own. It's Tracy, so that's to be expected, but the fact remains that he doesn't want to be shackled to an insane person, so he tries to pretend Tracy is sane. There's just no way he can take the ring while she's doing that"We can set up a space heater.... If you wanted a dog, you could have asked.."
He gives up trying to think of responses, and leaves the stables
>>24373As the smoke blows away, Baldy can be seen atop the roof of the Sticky Wicket. "Inhospitality aside, this has been more enjoyable than anticipated." He looks at his severed hand. "I'll have to get that looked at, but I suppose I'm still way ahead against the 'house' eh?" He says with a smirk.
Thez runs up next to Infernius and yells "SPOOODER!"
At the call, baldy's appearance wavers a bit, and his skin crawls all over its self. For a moment, he looks like a dark-elf covered in miniscule crawling. "Oh my, this is unexpected! Time to go then!"
D> smokebomb, chameleon power
>>24375Well.. she is insane.. and hormonal on top of that..*closes distance quickly and grabs around the waist*
"... don't go..." (still flustered)
>>24376"reeeeeeeeeeeee." *summons uatchit grabs thez*
"he not get away!"
>>24377Turns to pony
"Are you okay?"
>>24379*hot panting for a bit*
"Ha.. I'm just fine, Flashy. Are you okay though?"
[1d20 = 7]>>24378Good move, its not quite over with that one.
T> spot check
"Over there, dropping between buildings!" Thez points, <whoof>
[2d20 = 21]
"Well shit, you're looking different these days."
D> smokebomb
T> stunning fist
>>24381*flys to the far end of the alleyway in an attempt to cut him off*
>>24380"Not really. No. I'm baby daddy to a space heater that also feels the need to go find eggs of a random species as well. How the hell do I manage to get cuckholded in this setup as well?"
The area Thez indicated is filling with smoke, but from it she calls out "I hit him, help me cover the area. Just fall on top of him!"
Its all in the dice's hands now
[1d20 = 12]>>24386"f-fall? okay anything for you thez!!!"
*jumps on the niggerelf*
Infernius makes contact with part of him, a limb to be sure.
Between Thez and Infernius, they are able to hold him steady as the smoke dissipates.
"Oh lovely. I trust you'll be taking the other hand then." He drones as apparently the jig is up.
>>24385>cuckholdedCome on, man..[confused pony noises]
"I.. I just wanted to replace what these babies lost.. Thatt doesn't make our foal any less important.
When I nurse these eggs.. I can't help but feel like I'm doing something good.. something that could help me be a better mother when our foal arrives.."
*holds abdomen*
"
Nothing is more important than our foal.. Flashy.."
You know that parenting with the egg you may have had too do back in k-12? Think of it like that, only it actually feels serious.
>>24389"you get to keep one."
>>24391"SPOODER!!!" Thez seems mad, and baldy's skin recoils at her exclamation.
I need to make some smoke bombs..
>>24390never did the egg thingIf it'll take up all of her time then yeah"Uh... Okay?
Tracy, I feel like I've never understood what you want."
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>>24394"I'll explain later. ROPE! LOTS OF IT!" Thez calls out as the Gestapo makes their way to the alley at the back of the Sticky Wicket.
"DON'T let go of him!"
>>24395>what you want".. I.. I only ever wanted.. to be a mother. To raise a family of my own. I'm not sure I understand either, but it's the only thing I ever wanted."
>>24397Looks at her sort of confusedly
"Alright... I am sorry to bother you. Carry on"
He continues walking away
>>24398That should be *he turns around and walks away*
>>24398"Wait, Flashy."
*Tugs on shirt*
"I wanted to show you.. This ring I made."
*holds out ring*
Congrats Infernius, that quick thinking with Uatchit saved the day. I had him pegged for getting away, but now he won't.
>>24400"That's impressive craftsmanship, little pony. You made this yourself? Does it do anything besides look pretty?"
>>24402"Y-yeah.. It allows the wearer to avoid damage as if he had Evasion.."
*presses ring into palm*
"I made it for you, Flashy.. So you wouldn't get hurt.."
>>24403its custom, re:
>>24403>>24404The Gestapo, per instructions wrap baldy in a ridiculous array of bindings, such that his limbs (that aren't cut off) are quite restrained.
"More rope! This one is slippery" Thez glares at baldy as she says it.
"Oh come now, after all this time, you're going to be so negative?"
"Moar!"
Whoops, misquote
>>24403its custom, re:
>>24121
>>24406>>24407>>24408does geas work like it does in the anime?
>>24410>In animeI'm not sure what you mean. Its a compulsory mind-control spell. The recipient is welcome to act however they desire, but certain actions result in consequence
>>24410No, it takes 10 minutes
>>24409Psssst, she's trying to keep Trump safe from harm, to what limited degree she can outside of literally stabbing people,... which I'm sure she'll do plenty of. Since he doesn't have rings (she noticed, and considered) she's obviously paying more attention than she lets on. Psst.
>>24405"D'aww... That's so sweet"
Looks at her with a bit of reluctance
"I tried to find something for you... I couldn't find anything. That sand dweller only provided these"
Hands keened letter opener
"It's not... Magic or anything... But think about it. If you kill someone with a sword or knife, where's the edge in that? Stab someone in the eyeball with a letter opener, now that's edgy. It's also innocuous, so you could be caught with it and people wouldn't think it's a weapon."
Trumpaladin immediately regrets aloffering the letter opener since it's so obviously not comparable, but he knows he's in a tight spot and has no true comparable gift to offer
>>24411when you say consequences what do you mean?
>>24414Tracy graciously accepts letter opener and inspects the edges, clearly just happy to receive it from him.
"Thank you very much, ~Flashy"
Put the ring on.
>>24415Meaning, if the recipient acts outside the Geas directive, they experience consequence (depending on lesser/greater Geas)
>>24416Trumpaladin has the expression of a trapped animal. He decides just to say it:
"All exchanges are quid pro quo. Nothing is free. If I take this ring, what do I owe you?"
"Hey, I'm still here," baldy says, jovially, if otherwise restrained.
>>24418Really? Okay."Would you.. *kicks soil nervously* ..like to go for a walk with me tonight?"
>>24419*shut up before i take your tounge."
thez help me get him to the containment center.
>>24421"Not the containment center for THIS one, he'll just escape. We need to take him to the tower. He won't go willingly either, we'll need Uatchit."
"Oh, you're no fun." comes a squeaky voice from the bald guy.
Can I invent duct-tape if I level-up crafting? I want duct-tape...
>>24424You'll have to deduce how to craft duct-tape from available materials.
>>24425Hmmm.. I'll figure something out..
>>24420"Uh... Sure, I'll go with you"
He says that as if he thinks he's taking a real risk, like he isn't sure he won't be ambushed
>>24422>>24423"lets go,uatchit"
>>24425GM, how much information can be communicated through empathic link? Like can "distress, get help" be communicated?
>>24427"Th-the eggs are pretty well heated for now.. Want to go for a trot in the canyon down north?"
>>24430"Alright, I'll walk with you"
>>24428Infernius and Thez both hold the ball of rope with a dark-elf (but apparently a bald middle-eastern man) in hand, departing to the tower. They arrive.
"We need a secure place to keep him.
>>24429All of the above. Nothing specific, like no directions, but all of the natural emotions (panic, calm, excitement, dismay, etc.)
>>24430>eggs has sunny-buttThey're fine, yes
>>24432"how about the vault theres enough space in there.(glares at Drow)"
Holy shit, I'm at a bar with a friend who is a bit drunk, and he is absolutely insistent on going to some strip club, and I really don't want to go
>>24431>with you*stares for a long time*
You notice that see seems to be slightly taller.
>>24433"Yes, the vault should be fine.
Since he's already familiar with it anyway,...."
>>24434I have no words. If you want to meat-space, thats fine
Not that I'm in a place to grant or restrict meat-space permissions or w/e, I just mean that the Game will (mostly Xp) wait if Trump (or anyone) is pressed or in a circumstance that begs response.
>>24435"We're you wanting to go for a walk?"
>>24436Hell no I don't want to go
>>24438"I thought maybe on the trail through the forest or the mountains.. someplace quiet, you know.."
*kicks the ground and blushes*
>>24437I base Trumpaladin's responses and actions on my current mood. If I seem annoyed, that is why
>>24439"Awww... Let's go then"
i know she wants me to imitate everything, but Jesus this guy won't shut the fuck up
*is polishing golden saddle*
>>24442Nice pali
https://youtu.be/Y6MEIfmeHsE (ignore the vid, its 4 the music)
Don't forget, you're here forever.
"Alright... Tracy Cage... I know you have been jealous of Fae and have wanted me to ride you for a very long time so..."
He takes a leap
"Can you be my Paladin's mount?"
Fae is not released from service
>>24446That was supposed to be quads...
Maybe I should delete and try again next quads
>>24449>GM turns a blind eyeI saw nothing
>>24449what are you talking about? i dont see anything.
>>24446"I've been waiting for so long to hear that.."
>has grown to the size of a heavy warhorse*puts head to chest*
"..Yes!"
>>24454... Well now what?
At least take her for the ride.Muh flowcharts.
Oh just tell 'em you're tending to your final Fantasy Football!
Other things aside, Infernius (overwhelmingly) and Thez succeeded in capturing a dark elf, who has been presenting himself as the proprietor of the Bazaar this whole time. He sits in a bundle (a large bundle) of ropes and straps, which have him securely mounted to a chair in the vault.
>>24446we're gonna pretend that was quads. Objections? ITS QUAD 4's Xp
I spent the last hour and a half being badgered, but my meatspace problems are over, and I have time for this
I'm still upset I didn't get quads with it, but the post was only shadow deleted, so I restored it
>>24446Dawwwwww thats sweet im happy now.
>>24460What are you talking about, by my perception and will, I see quads.
"No offense I'nis, but let 'em have it"
>Is glad didn't go to bed
..So..?
GM is gonna need some serious anti-reddit Bronco-pasta BTW, if anyone is game
>>24464Trumpaladin still thinks he probably fucked up, but he mounts Tracy, and in that non-sexual way you mount a giant warhorse.
"Alright... Lead the way"
>>24464>>24466Feel free to do pretty much anything in that form actually, except commit evil acts
>>24466And with this, with Tracy's acceptance and permission, and with Trump's grandiose-ness, Tracy can be seen to gain in size. It is as though the magnificent energy of Trump Good mingles with the extreme EDGE of Tracy Cage. There are alot of explanations, but with trump astride Tracy, she gains the height and full-flowing (but non-damaging) fire and size of a legendary Cauchemar. Her appearance is wicked and sharp, seeming capable of rending asunder the most foolish of adversaries, while Trump regally embodies the soft-hard hand of temperance mixed with assertiveness. Truly, they depict an icon of compromise and diverse intentions, working together as one.
>>24466>non-sexual>Implying*shudders*
[sublime hoers noises]
"I promise, you'll have f-fun tonight.."
*trots off down the path, *
Do I need to build the scene myself? What's the most scenic location in the vicinity?
>>24469A shadow (Thez) whispers "I hear there's a secluded grove,...."
>>24468Trumpaladin draws Vanderiemholding him high in the air gloriously. He kicks his magic boots back into Tracy's sides, wishing he had spurs to do this properly
>>24469Hell yeah you should lay out the scenery
>>24468*dripping sounds**Steam whistles from nostrils, eyes filled with fire*
"I feel.. complete..!" she gasps
>>24470"'kay, ~bye!"
*WHOOSH*And off they go.
>>24470I was going to say that Trumpaladin was definitely
not going to have sex with Tracy in bestial form, because she'd be a monster, like six times his size, and more clearly a horse. But then I realized that's bullshit and he'd definitely do it
>>24471>spurs>-1 hp>'TEN FEET FASTER!'"~Aye!"
Tracy, galloping at fullspeed (60 ft?), begins to scorn the Earth, lifting steadily off the ground as she dashes across the forest path towards the grove
>>24473Who would give up that kind of chance?
>>24473I saw nothing
>>24472Thez nods smilingly as they fly off, to whatever habbenings should habben in the interim.
"Yay! Now to cut up this arrogant bitch!"
"Now hold ON a second. I've played your game, and if you wish to quit
losing perhaps you'll listen to reason! I didn't do it alone after all!" baldy objects.
>>24478You've been building up and building up her transforming, so if you don't write out something long and glorious, it will just be shameful
>>24479Not to take sides, but this
Dashing, faster and faster (110 feet in the air with mount buff+spurs) like a ghostly-blue bolt, leaving a trail of fire in their wake, Tracy and her husband race along the forest path, until they finally reach the grove, where she steadily comes to a halt and kicks the soil in frenzy, steam rising off of her body.
"Well, *gasps* here we are. Did you enjoy the Ride, ~Flashy?"
>>24479I'm writing segment parts.. They're partially-prepared ahead of time in the charts. I expected it to be two-way dialogue though.
>>24481TRUMPALADIN is still sure he fucked up some how, but damn it he made the choice and he will go with it
He's pretty exhilirated
"Well, you're definitely fast, that I can tell you"
>>24483[flattered monster noises]
"Only for you, ~Flashy."
*is kicking the soil, still brimming with energy*
"So, how do you like the view?" She says, looking out across the lush green meadow and the starry sky above.
"It doesn't suck, if I say so myself."
Do we have the Platinum Dragon in this Universe? Can we just have an Elway Constellation instead?
>>24484"It's not bad, by any means."
>>24484>Platinun dragon>ElwayYou assume they're not the same archetype, manifest I forms comprehensible by those that view them
>>24485[happy monster noises]
"~Hmmmm.. I'm glad.."
*takes a few steps out into the meadow*
"It's so fresh and open, yet still so quiet.. It looks like we're alone tonight."
*kicks ground and looks back*
"Romantic, isn't it?"
>>24486Just making it clear for all to know.
>>24487"Pfft! Do you really think I'd have sex with you when you're a 1200 pound creature of nightmare?"
His eyes say yes
>>24489*holds eye contact for a while, still gazing back beyond her flank*
"Press X, Mr. Hero."
Trumpaladin starts to dismount Tracy
"Bestiality is depraved.."
Presses X to ravish her, which he does furiously, although because of the height difference, he'd either have to stand on something or she'd have to lay down
He yells out "Yippee Kiyay!" At the moment of orgasm, and thrusts Vanderiem up into the air as he does this... Again
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>>24491[genuinely happy monster noises]
*legs buckle (allowing for better reach)*
>>24492*lustful paladin humping noises*
>>24493*carnal nightmare bucking noises*
"Oh, ~Flashy..!"
"Look away u perv! Yeah you, the one eyeballin' from the overboard!"
>>24494Smiles and grabs onto her hide, or pulls her mane, or her tail, at various points of the intercourse
>>24496*confers fire resistance so mane doesn't burn hand*
*shudders feverishly, still letting off smoke and steam involuntarily*
>Scene looks like an angry storm cloud from a distance
>>24497Trumpaladin is still weirded out by much of this but he's in the "just go with it" mood, and his lust is far too great to overcome anyways, except by dominating this monster sexually
He ehaculates in the fire horsey with the aforementioned "Yippee Kiyay!"
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>>24498[Simultaneous finishing monster noises]
*legs buckle again, all muscles spasming at once, before she collapses in a huff*
>>24499Freed from the tyranny of lust, Trumpaladin has a moment to think freely, where all of the old doubts creep back in, but he forces those to the side as he sheaths his sword again, then sheathes himself.
She almost looks adorable lying on the ground, and he pets her coat, down her back, down her mane, and on her belly in the part of that monstrous creature he knows contains his own unborn child. He goes to her face and kisses her. Not kissing cute little pony lips, but the lips of a horse from hell. He looks into her eyes, and says
"And I thought you'd want to kill find something and kill it"
He puts his hand on the hilt of his sword
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[sleepy monster noises]
*Beckons paladin to lay down*
>>24501*sad paladin noises*
*holds his sword*
>>24501"But the bible says that 'to lay with an animal' is a sin, little pony"
>>24505"What about the Elway prophecy though? It seemed like a common motif in there."
>>24507"Uh... Okay..." He says, lying down next to her, although propped up lying his back on her
>>24509[Happy, relaxed monster noises]
*Let's out a drawn-out sigh of steam*
"I love you so much, Flashy..."
>>24510*hugs giant nightmare horsey*
>>24511*Heart flutters*
".. I really do..!"
>>24510"No jibber genocide? No slashing down trolls or orcs for the fun of it? No phasing right through the walls of drupistan?"
Trumpaladin knows he will change his mind as soon as his emotions change, but for the night, if only for the night, he is committed to Tracy.
"But if you wish to fall asleep, right here, r
under the night sky, that is fine too"
He hugs onto her again
>>24512"Despite myself... I think I might love you too"
He says this with a kind of sadness or reserve, which ironically makes the words seem to hold deeper sincerity. He places his hand over her heart as he does this.
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I'm too tired to do those other things
[Content monster noises]
*Lays peacefully, carcass slowly rising and falling with each breath*
And lo, for it doth say in the bible about sins and laying with animals, there are two caveats. For one, a hoers is no mere animal, for look how this one doth walk around as an animal and speak like a human? Clearly the writers did not plan for such a thing, nor could they be relied on to judge such an occurrence as is habbening.
For two, this begs the question of sin. For was not Elway himself born of Rainbow Dash? Is he not the paragon of American, manhood personificated, and all and one Football? Lo, that which comes from Poner, and is of Football, indeed is Football cannot be said to be sinful, thus it cannot be sinful to come into a Poner (for only by cumming into can one come out of).
And so, the paradox of John Elway was resolved in that it can never be resolved. It is a paradox, and by being so it is true.
And further, just as Rainbow Dash was came into by Dan Reeves, Tracy Cage,... well if you're reading this, you already know.
And Thez did rape? Infernius, cuz of all the feels
>the two love birds are sleeping peacefully in a green meadow under a starry sky, happy and content
And my work here is done for tonight.
Goodnight, everybody.
>>24516"Tracy... One more thing"
Trumpaladin carefully picks into Tracy's side bad and withdraws Korak's sword. He places this I his hand, then positions it carefully over Tracy, right over top her heart. One hand is on the handle, while the other is on the end of the hilt to thrust it in. He holds it there
>>24520Okay, "asserts herself upon" then
>>24523"its cute you think thats how its going down."
*grapples and mounts*
>>24522GM watches intently
>>24524Like that wasn't what she wanted to happen to begin with,....
>>24525ive made some flowcharts.
>>24525Thez can feel a distant, but nevertheless very intense glare
>>24527From her
ahem position, Thez can almost be heard to whistle innocently. Between,... well,... 'ya know.
Also, I almost think that Tracy fell asleep, curiously poised lethally beneath Trump, Korak's blade in hand, ready to deliver a coup de grace.
>>24528>ya know.beef sausage.
>>24528The dread horse having evidently fallen asleep before him, he declines movement, placing the sword aside. He does not return it to its hoister. He wonders how much of tonight - and what from tonight - he will come to regret the next day. He lays himself down, back propped against the nightmare horse, and then places Korak's sword partly underneath him, so it could not be moved without disturbing him. He takes his sheathed Vanderiem, removes him from his sheath.
He asks the Scottish sword:
"What do you think of this? Taking her as mount"
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>>24530"Lad, this shit is beyond me. I've a mind to get pissed after all this. A sword just gotta cut through things, I'm not one fer' knowin' how to keep things in one piece."
"Still, she be sleepin' more soundly than e'er."
>>24531Trumpaladin shrugs at this answer, figuring he could not get better tonight. I mean, he wanted Fae's, but he kind of didn't want her to see him like this. He partly re-sheathes Vanderien, leaving him able to speak, then sets Vanderiem aside, and grasps onto Korak's sword. He lies down, with his head and back clearly across Tracy, who has partly wrapped herself around him
>>24532Hoping the morning would bring clarity of thought, he stares into the distance, until he falls asleep
>>24532>>24533"Like ah couldn't talk me shit even fully sheathed,... ya'd think ye didn't have a talkin' sword for all the screen-time I be gettin'. Though there hasn't been much o' the hellions for a wee minute, so ah suppose it's fine. Oh, sorry, nevermind"
>>24534are thez and i done?
>>24535That elf will be gone by the morning
>>24536thats why i was asking.
Is he going to have something to say in the morning, or can I just have her carry him back to the tower?
>>24536>>24537One of the risks of having a waifu who can teleport almost entirely at will. She's sleeping though.
Nu bread
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/24544.html