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Hibbity Hooblah
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23546
23550 23553 23556
This thread begins the next leg of the game, where GM (likely unsuccessfully) teaches of the wonders of rare-meat. Yes, I know Trump IRL likes his steak well-done, and to me that alone is evidence of controlled opposition. I still support the man, but dammit. Rare meat is the finest you can ever taste, satisfying immediate/basic hunger needs better than well meat, but also satisfying more primal urges and evolution. Remember, meat is only unsanitary if it is old or processed through a slaughter-house with poor quality control.

Enough about meat, lets get back to the game. Infernius is attempting to Leeroy Jenkins at the orcs, except that he has to climb a rope ladder to do so (cloven hooves = slower climbing). Tracy mulls about a very closed for business city that has cannons on the south-face, not yet realizing that unless she wants to go Nightmare (and thus ethereal but also glowing-in-the-dark) she's SOL.
800 replies and 52 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.24371
24372
Spoilered
>>24369
>squeaky voice

Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24372
>>24371
Smaller
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24373
24376
>>24369
"FUCK!!"
*I pray to Rockwell for a strong wind to blow away the smoke*
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Control_Weather
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24374
>>24370
[worried pony noises]
"... Th-they'll be okay...?"
*carefully gets up, before breaking off into a charge*
>>24365
"Flashy, wait for me!"
*charges after on all fours, with full pony speed*
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24375
24377
>>24368
He's really fucking wielded out by the scene. He thinks it's a sign of mental illness, like she's stealing someone else's children because she can't wait on her own. It's Tracy, so that's to be expected, but the fact remains that he doesn't want to be shackled to an insane person, so he tries to pretend Tracy is sane. There's just no way he can take the ring while she's doing that
"We can set up a space heater.... If you wanted a dog, you could have asked.."
He gives up trying to think of responses, and leaves the stables
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24376
24378
>>24373
As the smoke blows away, Baldy can be seen atop the roof of the Sticky Wicket. "Inhospitality aside, this has been more enjoyable than anticipated." He looks at his severed hand. "I'll have to get that looked at, but I suppose I'm still way ahead against the 'house' eh?" He says with a smirk.
Thez runs up next to Infernius and yells "SPOOODER!"
At the call, baldy's appearance wavers a bit, and his skin crawls all over its self. For a moment, he looks like a dark-elf covered in miniscule crawling. "Oh my, this is unexpected! Time to go then!"
D> smokebomb, chameleon power
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24377
24379
>>24375
Well.. she is insane.. and hormonal on top of that..
*closes distance quickly and grabs around the waist*
"... don't go..." (still flustered)
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24378
24381
>>24376
"reeeeeeeeeeeee." *summons uatchit grabs thez*
"he not get away!"
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24379
24380
>>24377
Turns to pony
"Are you okay?"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24380
24385
>>24379
*hot panting for a bit*
"Ha.. I'm just fine, Flashy. Are you okay though?"
fVJvo
?
No.24381
24384
[1d20 = 7]
>>24378
Good move, its not quite over with that one.
T> spot check
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24382
"Over there, dropping between buildings!" Thez points, <whoof>
fVJvo
?
No.24383
[2d20 = 21]
"Well shit, you're looking different these days."
D> smokebomb
T> stunning fist
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24384
>>24381
*flys to the far end of the alleyway in an attempt to cut him off*
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24385
24390
>>24380
"Not really. No. I'm baby daddy to a space heater that also feels the need to go find eggs of a random species as well. How the hell do I manage to get cuckholded in this setup as well?"
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24386
24388
The area Thez indicated is filling with smoke, but from it she calls out "I hit him, help me cover the area. Just fall on top of him!"
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24387
Its all in the dice's hands now
/GO+C
?
No.24388
[1d20 = 12]
>>24386
"f-fall? okay anything for you thez!!!"
*jumps on the niggerelf*
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24389
24391
Infernius makes contact with part of him, a limb to be sure.
Between Thez and Infernius, they are able to hold him steady as the smoke dissipates.
"Oh lovely. I trust you'll be taking the other hand then." He drones as apparently the jig is up.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24390
24395
>>24385
>cuckholded
Come on, man..
[confused pony noises]
"I.. I just wanted to replace what these babies lost.. Thatt doesn't make our foal any less important.
When I nurse these eggs.. I can't help but feel like I'm doing something good.. something that could help me be a better mother when our foal arrives.."
*holds abdomen*
"Nothing is more important than our foal.. Flashy.."
You know that parenting with the egg you may have had too do back in k-12? Think of it like that, only it actually feels serious.
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.24391
24392
>>24389
"you get to keep one."
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24392
24394
>>24391
"SPOODER!!!" Thez seems mad, and baldy's skin recoils at her exclamation.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24393
I need to make some smoke bombs..
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24394
24396
>>24392
"what hell?"
RnPXK
?
No.24395
24397
>>24390
never did the egg thing
If it'll take up all of her time then yeah
"Uh... Okay?

Tracy, I feel like I've never understood what you want."
\r
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24396
>>24394
"I'll explain later. ROPE! LOTS OF IT!" Thez calls out as the Gestapo makes their way to the alley at the back of the Sticky Wicket.
"DON'T let go of him!"

Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24397
24398
>>24395
>what you want
".. I.. I only ever wanted.. to be a mother. To raise a family of my own. I'm not sure I understand either, but it's the only thing I ever wanted."
Anonymous
RnPXK
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No.24398
24399 24400
>>24397
Looks at her sort of confusedly
"Alright... I am sorry to bother you. Carry on"

He continues walking away
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24399
>>24398
That should be *he turns around and walks away*
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24400
24402
>>24398
"Wait, Flashy."
*Tugs on shirt*
"I wanted to show you.. This ring I made."
*holds out ring*
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24401
24404
Congrats Infernius, that quick thinking with Uatchit saved the day. I had him pegged for getting away, but now he won't.
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24402
24403 24405
>>24400
"That's impressive craftsmanship, little pony. You made this yourself? Does it do anything besides look pretty?"
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24403
24406 24407
>>24402
*inspects ring*
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24404
24406
>>24401
hell yeah.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24405
24414
>>24402
"Y-yeah.. It allows the wearer to avoid damage as if he had Evasion.."
*presses ring into palm*
"I made it for you, Flashy.. So you wouldn't get hurt.."
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24406
24410
>>24403
its custom, re: >>24403
>>24404
The Gestapo, per instructions wrap baldy in a ridiculous array of bindings, such that his limbs (that aren't cut off) are quite restrained.
"More rope! This one is slippery" Thez glares at baldy as she says it.
"Oh come now, after all this time, you're going to be so negative?"
"Moar!"

Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24407
24410
Whoops, misquote
>>24403
its custom, re:>>24121

Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24408
24410
oh ffs
>>24121
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24409
24413
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Ring_of_Evasion
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.24410
24411 24412
>>24406
>>24407
>>24408
does geas work like it does in the anime?
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.24411
24415
>>24410
>In anime
I'm not sure what you mean. Its a compulsory mind-control spell. The recipient is welcome to act however they desire, but certain actions result in consequence
Anonymous
RnPXK
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No.24412
>>24410
No, it takes 10 minutes
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.24413
>>24409
Psssst, she's trying to keep Trump safe from harm, to what limited degree she can outside of literally stabbing people,... which I'm sure she'll do plenty of. Since he doesn't have rings (she noticed, and considered) she's obviously paying more attention than she lets on. Psst.
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24414
24416
>>24405
"D'aww... That's so sweet"
Looks at her with a bit of reluctance
"I tried to find something for you... I couldn't find anything. That sand dweller only provided these"
Hands keened letter opener
"It's not... Magic or anything... But think about it. If you kill someone with a sword or knife, where's the edge in that? Stab someone in the eyeball with a letter opener, now that's edgy. It's also innocuous, so you could be caught with it and people wouldn't think it's a weapon."

Trumpaladin immediately regrets aloffering the letter opener since it's so obviously not comparable, but he knows he's in a tight spot and has no true comparable gift to offer
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24415
24417
>>24411
when you say consequences what do you mean?
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24416
24418
>>24414
Tracy graciously accepts letter opener and inspects the edges, clearly just happy to receive it from him.
"Thank you very much, ~Flashy"
Put the ring on.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24417
>>24415
Meaning, if the recipient acts outside the Geas directive, they experience consequence (depending on lesser/greater Geas)
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24418
24420
>>24416
Trumpaladin has the expression of a trapped animal. He decides just to say it:

"All exchanges are quid pro quo. Nothing is free. If I take this ring, what do I owe you?"
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24419
24421
"Hey, I'm still here," baldy says, jovially, if otherwise restrained.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.24420
24427
Press X to mount.png
>>24418
Really? Okay.
"Would you.. *kicks soil nervously* ..like to go for a walk with me tonight?"
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.24421
24422
>>24419
*shut up before i take your tounge."
thez help me get him to the containment center.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24422
24428
>>24421
"Not the containment center for THIS one, he'll just escape. We need to take him to the tower. He won't go willingly either, we'll need Uatchit."
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24423
24428
"Oh, you're no fun." comes a squeaky voice from the bald guy.

Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24424
24425
Can I invent duct-tape if I level-up crafting? I want duct-tape...
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24425
24426 24429
>>24424
You'll have to deduce how to craft duct-tape from available materials.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24426
>>24425
Hmmm.. I'll figure something out..
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24427
24430
>>24420
"Uh... Sure, I'll go with you"
He says that as if he thinks he's taking a real risk, like he isn't sure he won't be ambushed
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24428
24432
>>24422
>>24423
"lets go,uatchit"
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24429
24432
>>24425
GM, how much information can be communicated through empathic link? Like can "distress, get help" be communicated?
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24430
24431 24432
>>24427
"Th-the eggs are pretty well heated for now.. Want to go for a trot in the canyon down north?"
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24431
24435
>>24430
"Alright, I'll walk with you"
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24432
24433
>>24428
Infernius and Thez both hold the ball of rope with a dark-elf (but apparently a bald middle-eastern man) in hand, departing to the tower. They arrive.
"We need a secure place to keep him.
>>24429
All of the above. Nothing specific, like no directions, but all of the natural emotions (panic, calm, excitement, dismay, etc.)
>>24430
>eggs has sunny-butt
They're fine, yes
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24433
24436
>>24432
"how about the vault theres enough space in there.(glares at Drow)"
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24434
24436
Holy shit, I'm at a bar with a friend who is a bit drunk, and he is absolutely insistent on going to some strip club, and I really don't want to go
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24435
24438
come on now.jpg
>>24431
>with you
*stares for a long time*
You notice that see seems to be slightly taller.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24436
24438
>>24433
"Yes, the vault should be fine. Since he's already familiar with it anyway,...."
>>24434
I have no words. If you want to meat-space, thats fine
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24437
24440
Not that I'm in a place to grant or restrict meat-space permissions or w/e, I just mean that the Game will (mostly Xp) wait if Trump (or anyone) is pressed or in a circumstance that begs response.
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24438
24439
>>24435
"We're you wanting to go for a walk?"
>>24436
Hell no I don't want to go
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24439
24441
>>24438
"I thought maybe on the trail through the forest or the mountains.. someplace quiet, you know.."
*kicks the ground and blushes*
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24440
>>24437
I base Trumpaladin's responses and actions on my current mood. If I seem annoyed, that is why
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24441
>>24439
"Awww... Let's go then"

i know she wants me to imitate everything, but Jesus this guy won't shut the fuck up
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24442
24443
*is polishing golden saddle*
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24443
>>24442
Nice pali
https://youtu.be/Y6MEIfmeHsE (ignore the vid, its 4 the music)
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24444
24447 24448
>ana.
Mr. Bones
WAOpk
?
No.24445
5a0b8e9b6568ae3a07fcff92f4deb4a7555b3e3b_full.jpg
Don't forget, you're here forever.
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24446
24449 24453 24454 24459 24461
"Alright... Tracy Cage... I know you have been jealous of Fae and have wanted me to ride you for a very long time so..."

He takes a leap

"Can you be my Paladin's mount?"

Fae is not released from service
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24447
24455
>>24444
>punch
"Oaf!"
Anonymous
WAOpk
?
No.24448
24450
Angry skeleton.gif
>>24444
Damn Bull!
Anonymous
RnPXK
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No.24449
24451 24452 24454
>>24446
That was supposed to be quads...

Maybe I should delete and try again next quads
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.24450
File (hide): D4BF95E78B34F81F03FD7013BA80673F-6809840.webm (6.5 MB, Resolution:1280x720 Length:00:00:57, High Quality BanePost.webm) [play once] [loop]
High Quality BanePost.webm
>>24448
>
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24451
>>24449
>GM turns a blind eye
I saw nothing
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24452
>>24449
what are you talking about? i dont see anything.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24453
24454
>>24446
"I've been waiting for so long to hear that.."
>has grown to the size of a heavy warhorse
*puts head to chest*
"..Yes!"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24454
24456
331063__artist needed_safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_faic_reaction image_simple background_solo_transparent background.png
>>24453
>>24449
>>24446


Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24455
>>24447
"you love it."
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24456
>>24454
... Well now what?
At least take her for the ride.

Muh flowcharts.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24457
[anxious pony noises]
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24458
Oh just tell 'em you're tending to your final Fantasy Football!
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24459
Other things aside, Infernius (overwhelmingly) and Thez succeeded in capturing a dark elf, who has been presenting himself as the proprietor of the Bazaar this whole time. He sits in a bundle (a large bundle) of ropes and straps, which have him securely mounted to a chair in the vault.
>>24446
we're gonna pretend that was quads. Objections? ITS QUAD 4's Xp

Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24460
24462
I spent the last hour and a half being badgered, but my meatspace problems are over, and I have time for this

I'm still upset I didn't get quads with it, but the post was only shadow deleted, so I restored it
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24461
>>24446
Dawwwwww thats sweet im happy now.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24462
>>24460
What are you talking about, by my perception and will, I see quads.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24463
"No offense I'nis, but let 'em have it"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24464
24466 24467
>Is glad didn't go to bed
..So..?
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24465
GM is gonna need some serious anti-reddit Bronco-pasta BTW, if anyone is game
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24466
24467 24468 24469
>>24464
Trumpaladin still thinks he probably fucked up, but he mounts Tracy, and in that non-sexual way you mount a giant warhorse.

"Alright... Lead the way"
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24467
>>24464
>>24466
Feel free to do pretty much anything in that form actually, except commit evil acts
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24468
24471 24472
>>24466
And with this, with Tracy's acceptance and permission, and with Trump's grandiose-ness, Tracy can be seen to gain in size. It is as though the magnificent energy of Trump Good mingles with the extreme EDGE of Tracy Cage. There are alot of explanations, but with trump astride Tracy, she gains the height and full-flowing (but non-damaging) fire and size of a legendary Cauchemar. Her appearance is wicked and sharp, seeming capable of rending asunder the most foolish of adversaries, while Trump regally embodies the soft-hard hand of temperance mixed with assertiveness. Truly, they depict an icon of compromise and diverse intentions, working together as one.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24469
24470 24471
>>24466
>non-sexual
>Implying
*shudders*
[sublime hoers noises]
"I promise, you'll have f-fun tonight.."
*trots off down the path, *

Do I need to build the scene myself? What's the most scenic location in the vicinity?
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24470
24472 24473
>>24469
A shadow (Thez) whispers "I hear there's a secluded grove,...."

Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24471
24474
>>24468
Trumpaladin draws Vanderiemholding him high in the air gloriously. He kicks his magic boots back into Tracy's sides, wishing he had spurs to do this properly

>>24469
Hell yeah you should lay out the scenery
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24472
24475 24477
>>24468
*dripping sounds*
*Steam whistles from nostrils, eyes filled with fire*
"I feel.. complete..!" she gasps
>>24470
"'kay, ~bye!"
*WHOOSH*
And off they go.
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24473
24476 24477
>>24470
I was going to say that Trumpaladin was definitely not going to have sex with Tracy in bestial form, because she'd be a monster, like six times his size, and more clearly a horse. But then I realized that's bullshit and he'd definitely do it
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24474
>>24471
>spurs
>-1 hp
>'TEN FEET FASTER!'
"~Aye!"
Tracy, galloping at fullspeed (60 ft?), begins to scorn the Earth, lifting steadily off the ground as she dashes across the forest path towards the grove
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24475
>>24472
"Yippie kyay!"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24476
>>24473
Who would give up that kind of chance?
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24477
24478

>>24473
I saw nothing
>>24472
Thez nods smilingly as they fly off, to whatever habbenings should habben in the interim.
"Yay! Now to cut up this arrogant bitch!"
"Now hold ON a second. I've played your game, and if you wish to quit losing perhaps you'll listen to reason! I didn't do it alone after all!" baldy objects.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24478
24479
>>24477
>cocky bastard
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24479
24480 24482
>>24478
You've been building up and building up her transforming, so if you don't write out something long and glorious, it will just be shameful
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24480
>>24479
Not to take sides, but this
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.24481
24483
we nightmare nao.jpg
Dashing, faster and faster (110 feet in the air with mount buff+spurs) like a ghostly-blue bolt, leaving a trail of fire in their wake, Tracy and her husband race along the forest path, until they finally reach the grove, where she steadily comes to a halt and kicks the soil in frenzy, steam rising off of her body.
"Well, *gasps* here we are. Did you enjoy the Ride, ~Flashy?"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24482
>>24479
I'm writing segment parts.. They're partially-prepared ahead of time in the charts. I expected it to be two-way dialogue though.
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24483
24484 24503
>>24481
TRUMPALADIN is still sure he fucked up some how, but damn it he made the choice and he will go with it
He's pretty exhilirated
"Well, you're definitely fast, that I can tell you"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24484
24485 24486 24503
>>24483
[flattered monster noises]
"Only for you, ~Flashy."
*is kicking the soil, still brimming with energy*
"So, how do you like the view?" She says, looking out across the lush green meadow and the starry sky above.
"It doesn't suck, if I say so myself."

Do we have the Platinum Dragon in this Universe? Can we just have an Elway Constellation instead?
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24485
24487 24503
>>24484
"It's not bad, by any means."
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24486
24488
>>24484
>Platinun dragon
>Elway
You assume they're not the same archetype, manifest I forms comprehensible by those that view them
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24487
24489 24503
>>24485
[happy monster noises]
"~Hmmmm.. I'm glad.."
*takes a few steps out into the meadow*
"It's so fresh and open, yet still so quiet.. It looks like we're alone tonight."
*kicks ground and looks back*
"Romantic, isn't it?"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24488
24503
>>24486
Just making it clear for all to know.
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24489
24490 24503
>>24487
"Pfft! Do you really think I'd have sex with you when you're a 1200 pound creature of nightmare?"
His eyes say yes
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24490
24503
>>24489
*holds eye contact for a while, still gazing back beyond her flank*
"Press X, Mr. Hero."
RnPXK
?
No.24491
24492 24503
Trumpaladin starts to dismount Tracy
"Bestiality is depraved.."

Presses X to ravish her, which he does furiously, although because of the height difference, he'd either have to stand on something or she'd have to lay down

He yells out "Yippee Kiyay!" At the moment of orgasm, and thrusts Vanderiem up into the air as he does this... Again
\r
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24492
24493 24503
>>24491
[genuinely happy monster noises]
*legs buckle (allowing for better reach)*

Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24493
24494 24503
>>24492
*lustful paladin humping noises*
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24494
24496 24503
>>24493
*carnal nightmare bucking noises*
"Oh, ~Flashy..!"
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24495
"Look away u perv! Yeah you, the one eyeballin' from the overboard!"
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24496
24497 24503
>>24494
Smiles and grabs onto her hide, or pulls her mane, or her tail, at various points of the intercourse
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24497
24498 24503
>>24496
*confers fire resistance so mane doesn't burn hand*
*shudders feverishly, still letting off smoke and steam involuntarily*
>Scene looks like an angry storm cloud from a distance
RnPXK
?
No.24498
24499 24503
>>24497
Trumpaladin is still weirded out by much of this but he's in the "just go with it" mood, and his lust is far too great to overcome anyways, except by dominating this monster sexually

He ehaculates in the fire horsey with the aforementioned "Yippee Kiyay!"
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Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24499
24500 24503
>>24498
[Simultaneous finishing monster noises]
*legs buckle again, all muscles spasming at once, before she collapses in a huff*
RnPXK
?
No.24500
24503
>>24499
Freed from the tyranny of lust, Trumpaladin has a moment to think freely, where all of the old doubts creep back in, but he forces those to the side as he sheaths his sword again, then sheathes himself.

She almost looks adorable lying on the ground, and he pets her coat, down her back, down her mane, and on her belly in the part of that monstrous creature he knows contains his own unborn child. He goes to her face and kisses her. Not kissing cute little pony lips, but the lips of a horse from hell. He looks into her eyes, and says

"And I thought you'd want to kill find something and kill it"
He puts his hand on the hilt of his sword
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Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24501
24502 24503 24505
[sleepy monster noises]
*Beckons paladin to lay down*
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24502
24503 24508
>>24501
*sad paladin noises*
*holds his sword*
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24503
>>24489
>>24488
>>24487
>>24485
>>24484
>>24483
>>24490
>>24491
>>24492
>>24493
>>24494
>>24496
>>24497
>>24498
>>24499
>>24500
>>24501
>>24502

Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24505
24507
>>24501
"But the bible says that 'to lay with an animal' is a sin, little pony"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24507
24509
>>24505
"What about the Elway prophecy though? It seemed like a common motif in there."
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24508
>>24502
*Rolls over*
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24509
24510
>>24507
"Uh... Okay..." He says, lying down next to her, although propped up lying his back on her
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24510
24511 24513
>>24509
[Happy, relaxed monster noises]
*Let's out a drawn-out sigh of steam*
"I love you so much, Flashy..."
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24511
24512
>>24510
*hugs giant nightmare horsey*
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24512
24514
>>24511
*Heart flutters*
".. I really do..!"
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24513
>>24510
"No jibber genocide? No slashing down trolls or orcs for the fun of it? No phasing right through the walls of drupistan?"

Trumpaladin knows he will change his mind as soon as his emotions change, but for the night, if only for the night, he is committed to Tracy.

"But if you wish to fall asleep, right here, r
under the night sky, that is fine too"
He hugs onto her again
RnPXK
?
No.24514
24516
>>24512
"Despite myself... I think I might love you too"
He says this with a kind of sadness or reserve, which ironically makes the words seem to hold deeper sincerity. He places his hand over her heart as he does this.
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Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24515
I'm too tired to do those other things
[Content monster noises]
*Lays peacefully, carcass slowly rising and falling with each breath*
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24516
24521
>>24514
*Doki Doki*
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24517
And lo, for it doth say in the bible about sins and laying with animals, there are two caveats. For one, a hoers is no mere animal, for look how this one doth walk around as an animal and speak like a human? Clearly the writers did not plan for such a thing, nor could they be relied on to judge such an occurrence as is habbening.
For two, this begs the question of sin. For was not Elway himself born of Rainbow Dash? Is he not the paragon of American, manhood personificated, and all and one Football? Lo, that which comes from Poner, and is of Football, indeed is Football cannot be said to be sinful, thus it cannot be sinful to come into a Poner (for only by cumming into can one come out of).
And so, the paradox of John Elway was resolved in that it can never be resolved. It is a paradox, and by being so it is true.
And further, just as Rainbow Dash was came into by Dan Reeves, Tracy Cage,... well if you're reading this, you already know.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24518
24520
And Thez did rape? Infernius, cuz of all the feels
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24519
24522
>the two love birds are sleeping peacefully in a green meadow under a starry sky, happy and content
And my work here is done for tonight.
Goodnight, everybody.
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24520
24523
>>24518
jej rape? nah.
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24521
>>24516
"Tracy... One more thing"
Trumpaladin carefully picks into Tracy's side bad and withdraws Korak's sword. He places this I his hand, then positions it carefully over Tracy, right over top her heart. One hand is on the handle, while the other is on the end of the hilt to thrust it in. He holds it there
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24522
24525
>>24519
One last thing
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24523
24524
>>24520
Okay, "asserts herself upon" then
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24524
24525
>>24523
"its cute you think thats how its going down."
*grapples and mounts*
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24525
24526 24527
>>24522
GM watches intently
>>24524
Like that wasn't what she wanted to happen to begin with,....
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24526
>>24525
ive made some flowcharts.
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24527
24528
>>24525
Thez can feel a distant, but nevertheless very intense glare
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24528
24529 24530
>>24527
From her ahem position, Thez can almost be heard to whistle innocently. Between,... well,... 'ya know.
Also, I almost think that Tracy fell asleep, curiously poised lethally beneath Trump, Korak's blade in hand, ready to deliver a coup de grace.
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24529
>>24528
>ya know.
beef sausage.
RnPXK
?
No.24530
24531
>>24528
The dread horse having evidently fallen asleep before him, he declines movement, placing the sword aside. He does not return it to its hoister. He wonders how much of tonight - and what from tonight - he will come to regret the next day. He lays himself down, back propped against the nightmare horse, and then places Korak's sword partly underneath him, so it could not be moved without disturbing him. He takes his sheathed Vanderiem, removes him from his sheath.

He asks the Scottish sword:
"What do you think of this? Taking her as mount"
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Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24531
24532
>>24530
"Lad, this shit is beyond me. I've a mind to get pissed after all this. A sword just gotta cut through things, I'm not one fer' knowin' how to keep things in one piece."
"Still, she be sleepin' more soundly than e'er."
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24532
24533 24534
>>24531
Trumpaladin shrugs at this answer, figuring he could not get better tonight. I mean, he wanted Fae's, but he kind of didn't want her to see him like this. He partly re-sheathes Vanderien, leaving him able to speak, then sets Vanderiem aside, and grasps onto Korak's sword. He lies down, with his head and back clearly across Tracy, who has partly wrapped herself around him
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24533
24534
>>24532
Hoping the morning would bring clarity of thought, he stares into the distance, until he falls asleep
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24534
24535
>>24532
>>24533
"Like ah couldn't talk me shit even fully sheathed,... ya'd think ye didn't have a talkin' sword for all the screen-time I be gettin'. Though there hasn't been much o' the hellions for a wee minute, so ah suppose it's fine. Oh, sorry, nevermind"

Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24535
24536
>>24534
are thez and i done?
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24536
24537 24546
>>24535
That elf will be gone by the morning
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24537
24546
>>24536
thats why i was asking.
Anonymous
WAOpk
?
No.24540
266167__safe_artist-colon-lesang_oc_oc only_oc-colon-trample_oc-colon-tumblehoof_oc-colon-valiant sword_armor_axe_berserker_crossbow_dagger_earth pony_.jpg
>pic for next bread
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24545
Is he going to have something to say in the morning, or can I just have her carry him back to the tower?
Anonymous
Eruth
?
No.24546
>>24536
>>24537
One of the risks of having a waifu who can teleport almost entirely at will. She's sleeping though.

Nu bread https://mlpol.net/vx/res/24544.html