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Hibbity Hooblah
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23546
23550 23553 23556
This thread begins the next leg of the game, where GM (likely unsuccessfully) teaches of the wonders of rare-meat. Yes, I know Trump IRL likes his steak well-done, and to me that alone is evidence of controlled opposition. I still support the man, but dammit. Rare meat is the finest you can ever taste, satisfying immediate/basic hunger needs better than well meat, but also satisfying more primal urges and evolution. Remember, meat is only unsanitary if it is old or processed through a slaughter-house with poor quality control.

Enough about meat, lets get back to the game. Infernius is attempting to Leeroy Jenkins at the orcs, except that he has to climb a rope ladder to do so (cloven hooves = slower climbing). Tracy mulls about a very closed for business city that has cannons on the south-face, not yet realizing that unless she wants to go Nightmare (and thus ethereal but also glowing-in-the-dark) she's SOL.
768 replies and 47 files omitted.
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23754
23755
>>23750
>shapeshifting for human cock
Shit, they could be more dangerous than I realized
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23755
23756 23757 23795
>>23754
They do tho, in fact most of the 'good' dragons are semen demons
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23756
23758 23760
>>23755
Ikr. They're all obsessed with getting LANCED.
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23757
23795
>>23755
Well shit. Cross "dragon hunting" off the list as well, lest I get hunted myself
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23758
23759 23760
>>23756
By a strong and handsome knight, preferrably
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23759
23762
But back to the point, Tracy makes her way towards that area.
>>23758
It's more than just a stereotype: it's archetypal.
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23760
23761 23762
>>23756
>>23758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0A5vzGMQr8

>>23758
Trumpaladin returns to the Bazaar
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23761
23763
>>23760
I love that movie.
>A Spanking?
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23762
23763 23767
>>23759
Yes. Ideally it fits with the natural survival hierarchy that emerges from chaos (there's that orderly chaos bit again), except not all in shiny armor are brave or strong, despite the iconography. All the 'nice' qualifiers are largely written in in the aftermath. ^_~
>>23760
Bad, naughty Zoot

Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23763
23764 23765
>>23761
This is why dragon hunting should only be attempted mounted. So Tracy can have a strong swordsmen, both can have the movement, and Trumpaladin can be saved from almost certain temptation

>>23762
If you're being hunted by knights, pretending to be a damsel is a damned fine survival strategy
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23764
>>23763
Fair point. With dragons, consent is kinda like with cats.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23765
23766 23768
>>23763
She's not hunting any dragons right now, but if any Silver sluts try to make a move on him, she'll eat their hearts out.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23766
23768
>>23765
GM makes a note: "... silver... sluts... exclamation exclamation"
It will never happen ever.
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23767
23769
>>23762
wait, wait

Before Trumpaladin returns to the bizarre, he prepares a cup of Chamomile Tea, and some bagels with Philadelphia Cream Cheese.

He goes to Slovenia, who I'm presuming is in the craft shop (if not, knock on her door. If she's out, just come by later). Deliver her the tea, and say

"A bright new day ahead I imagine. I'm guessing you'll want to get started on the full version. Here's some tea for you, and I prepared some bagels as well. I have no idea if you like bagels, but I know I enjoy them. If you need helpers, tell me so. I may be able to secure some for you"
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23768
23769
>>23765
>Eat their hearts out
>That is not a metaphor

>>23766
*cough* Trumpaladin prefers ponies *cough*
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23769
23771
>>23767
"No, that was quite thoughtful. I,... I do like bagels," she says with a smile.
>>23768
scribble scribble scribble "Poners"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23770
Tracy continues to search the mountains, keeping a watchful eye out for any giant feathers or LANCED.com CDs as she traverses the area.
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23771
23772
>>23769
*rubs hand through mane behind ear in a very playful manner*
"You're welcome, but seriously. Do you need helpers for the larger beams? Because I at least think we can get those"
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23772
23773
>>23771
"No, I'm sure I can,... talk Adam's bitches into doing it," there's a cold yet casual air to how she said that.
Thez is vigorously murdering on an oversized mortar and pestle, grinding out some potatos.
"LAZY!!!"
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23773
23774
>>23772
Trumpaladin moves his face to the side in a combination of a suspicious look and a glare

"... alright then..."

He leaves the room. When he goes outside, he calls Fae
(CALL MOUNT)
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23774
23776 23778
>>23773
Fae seems to be taking her time,... oh there she is. She swoops in and glances about for a moment before: "How can I assist you?"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23775
23779 23781
Has Tracy found any clues?
>Wants to find potential egg before it freezes in absence of its mother
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23776
23779
>>23774
"Are you looking for something?

Fae, I need to go into town. But first, I want to know, what happened to the Tarasque-Football"
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23777
Boop?
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23778
>>23774
>Fae seems to be taking her time,… oh there she is. She swoops in and glances about for a moment before
Fuck it, that's just way too weird
"What is wrong Fae?"
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23779
23780 23783
>>23775
And you're walking? C'mon now,....
>>23776
"The game-ball is kill. It has decayed into an unusable substance, except perhaps to induce vomiting," she says dryly.
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23780
23782
>>23779
"Isn't it supposed to stay like that to keep the Tarasque from regenerating? What could have caused that?"

>The substance can induce vomiting
"Definitely save and bottle the sludge when you get back, and give it to me. I can use that"
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23781
23783
>>23775
You normally love rolling spot checks. Why are you off your game today?
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23782
23785
>>23780
>save it
"You're not serious,...."
"Yes, the Terrasque was supposed to remain dormant inside the magical bands of white lacing and always fully-inflated oblong grandeur. For it to dissolve means that something happened that should not have," she says gravely.
WAOpk
?
No.23783
23784
[3d20 = 43]
>>23779
She's been walking the whole time.
Has she found anything? What do the mountains look like?
>>23781
I was holding back...
Spot, Listen, Search for now.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23784
23787
>>23783
She almost gets the idea that flying, climbing, or otherwise disadvantageously positioning herself, she might find a strategically elevated position from which big bird might just put a nest.
That's cuz you got a 20
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23785
23790
>>23782
"If you have potions to induce vomiting, that would be greatly appreciated. The child isn't going to be holding the weight of any world if he is poisoned by something his mother eats first"

"What kind of thing that happened that should not have?"
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.23786
23788
>>23685
THIS!
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23787
23789
>>23784
Tracy goes into stealth and continues to scan the area from hiding, while her faggot steps out for a bit.
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23788
>>23685
>>23786
Why the reeing though? She really is adorable at least most of the time
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23789
23790
>>23787
Why stealth? Who are you afraid of finding you? go grind search and spot checks until you find a clue
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23790
23791 23792
>>23785
Fae is disgusted by the idea, but on Trump's insistence she relents. "Very well, I'll have the sludge bottled. As for what happened I cannot say. I only know that the sealing should have been indefinite. The ball was to have remained as long as the seal was intact, and even in that's failure the Terrasque would have returned in full. We'd have noticed."
>>23789
This. She can fly ffs.

Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23791
>>23790
"Um... we don't have to bottle the sludge..."
Ride Fae to the Bazaar
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23792
23793
>>23790
>>23790
Okay.
Fly up and keep constantly spamming Spot, Search, Listen, Scent, Track and anything else that seems useful.
Find the ladybird's perch.
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23793
23794
1577956__safe_artist-colon-skitter_edit_oc_oc-colon-anon_oc-colon-filly anon_oc only_absurd res_age regression_angry_cute_female_filly_floppy ears_frow.jpeg
>>23792
Don't just say that, elaborate and do it!
WAOpk
?
No.23794
23796
[3d20 = 30]
>>23793
Look up towards the top of the mountain
Determine where the highest, awesomest place is, where a giant eagle would perch to look at the world.
Then go there.
Make way up the mountain. Flying and stopping occasionally to check around and conserve energy.
Spot, Search, and Track
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.23795
23798 23799 23805
>>23755
>>23757
adds bang dragon to bucket list.
fVJvo
?
No.23796
23799
[1d20 = 16]
>>23794
Well, that track roll was a wash, but no worries. A "Caw!" sound is the only warning Tracy has before immediately getting
fVJvo
?
No.23797
[1d20 = 10]
[1d20 = 8]
....snatched up by another Roc, this one a bit larger and leaner.
Tracy is first initiative roll.
WAOpk
?
No.23798
23800 23801
[1d20 = 16]
>>23795
Is it squeezing her?
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.23799
23801
>>23796
Hmmm. Rocks have mates. Like most birds actually. Who would have thought?

>>23795
Thez... Ah, nevermind
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23800
23802
Alright, Tracy is grasped in one of the Rocs claws. Her arms and legs are immobile, and her breathing is partially restricted. She is being carried.
>>23798
Yes, but she can breathe.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23801
23817
>>23798
Your move
>>23799
IKR, on both
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23802
23804
>>23800
>could turn Ethereal when necessary
See where it takes her, ready to phase the fuck out of there at the first sign of a beak.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23803
23806
Sometimes, I wish I played a Ranger.
I love this kind of stuff.

That last turn was fucking dumb, but I'll do it anyway.
fVJvo
?
No.23804
23805
[1d20 = 15]
>>23802
Tracy catches fire, which disturbs the Roc, as the flames are hostile and cause pain, but no damage. It rears and strokes at Tracy, who is now enveloped in a cloud of smoke.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23805
>>23795
Silver dragons are mostly only into hoo-mans.
Also, you have a waifu.
>>23804
Fuck..
RnPXK
?
No.23806
>>23803
Well, the eggs and the younglings will be well taken care of, so you don't have to worry
\r
fVJvo
?
No.23807
23808 23809
[2d8+6 = 17]
Tracy takes a grazing strike to the shoulder, but is otherwise fine.
At the earliest point, Tracy jumps ethereal. How long is she staying? Is it a "get out of bird-hands" jaunt, or is she staying 'under' for a moment?
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.23808
23810
>>23807
Um... Can I arrive at the bazaar?
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23809
23811
>>23807
She get's out of immediate harms way, and observes from a "safe" distance.
What's the surrounding area look like? Is she above the mountains?

Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23810
23812 23815
>>23808
"Yes of course Habibi! Welcome back to the bazaar. I see you indeed purchased that fine suit of armor. I don't know if any new vendors have arrived, but please enjoy yourself."
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23811
23813
>>23809
Yeah, she's a few 100 feet up. So are you material then? Cuz the Roc is closing with a "SCREEEEEE"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23812
23814 23816
>>23810
Goddamn, I wish I could picture a friendly sandnigger merchant, but I can't get that
abominable Starlight recolor out of my head.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23813
23816
>>23811
Nope. She's full ghost.
Just stand in mid air until it loses interest; then follow it stealthily.
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.23814
1508522402140.png
>>23812

Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23815
23816
>>23810
"It's a rather fine suit, thank you"
To best exploit the bizarre, do you:
1. Look at items on display, or
2. Ask vendors?
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23816
23818 23819 23822
BPH_Maz_Jobrani_1_2016.jpg
>>23812
>pic
>>23813
In that case, it ascends to a higher vantage point, clearly looking this way and that.
>>23815
Thez, who apparently has followed him since the Roc has been properly seasoned and prepared and was placed in the forge (the only place big enough) but is otherwise well situated. "I suggest browsing."
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.23817
>>23801
still salty about >rape
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23818
23821 23822
>>23816
>pic
Much better.
Tracy follows the bird from a safe distance, while her faggot leaves for a moment.
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23819
23820
>>23816
Trumpaladin Browses the stalls! One by one, proceeding to a new one after each other has been exhausted, going down rows.

His search critereon are these:

Anything that is magical or enchanted and:

Some permutation of Jewelry, be it
Ring
Necklace
Bracelet
Brooch
or something that I omitted

He is not looking for normal Trumpaladin buffs, but anything that fits those critereon
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23820
>>23819
Do I need to do like a dozen search rolls or something, one for each stall?
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23821
23824
>>23818
Okay that didn't take as long as I thought.
Tracy continues her bird-watching endeavor.
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23822
23823
rick_harrison.png
>>23818
>>23816
You sure it's not this pic?
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23823
>>23822
You bastard...
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23824
23825 23828
>>23821
What's it doing now?
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23825
>>23824
Probably continuing its Tracy watching endeavor, which is what it was doing before
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23826
23828
Also, how do you determine a character's DC save?
6kSUe
?
No.23827
23828
[12d20 = 128]
Rolls Search checks on Bazaar stalls!
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23828
23829 23830
>>23824
Sorry, hadda eat. Its circling, still agitated and hostile.
>>23826
Depends on the context
>>23827
Oh no fucking way.
"Habibi, come this way! I have something to show you!" the bald man beckons.
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.23829
>>23828
FOLLOWS STRANGE ARAB MAN!
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23830
23831
>>23828
>context
Example?

Anyway, wait for the bird to calm down and take off, then follow wherever it's going.
fVJvo
?
No.23831
23832 23833 23837
[1d20 = 9]
>>23830
Thats not a DC, thats just waiting in ethereal until it ceases its survey pattern and flies back. That should only take a couple minutes.
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.23832
23834
>>23831
so am i at the top of the ladder yet?
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23833
23836
>>23831
How do you determine a creature's DC to save against an attack?
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23834
23835
>>23832
... yes, yes you are. The sound of "Hibbity" and "Hooblah" is distinct and unmistake-able at this range.
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.23835
23836
>>23834
cast comprehend languages and tongues.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23836
23838 23839
>>23833
That depends on context, like I said. If its a basic attack, you take the Base Atk bonus + str/buff/weapon/wtfbbq bonus +1d20 vs the opponenta AC (which its self is a bla/bla calculation).
If you're talking about attempting a sneak attack, its based on Rogue level + dex bonus/(+wtfe) vs. creatures relevant bonuses/etc. + 1d20
>>23835
Yay! Okay, so the spell completes and suddenly the speaking makes more sense. Infernius has missed a whole lot of the build-up, but he makes out "so big that me whole family could eat, so me shoot."
>silence
"Me miss."
Derisive laughter and jeering.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23837
23847
doberman-with-spiked-collar.jpg
>>23831
Follow the bird.
(stealthily)
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.23838
23840
>>23836
Continues following Arab man!
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.23839
23842
>>23836
ok can i have a description of the area?
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23840
23841
>>23838
"Yes, I remembered something I'm sure you said sometime. I see this and I think "That man would like this."
It is magic candle."
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.23841
23843
image.gif
>>23840
With a look that spans the border between suspicion and curiosity, Trumpaladin says "tell me about this candle"
fVJvo
?
No.23842
23846
[1d20 = 3]
>>23839
Not unless you want to try sneaking up on top of the platform. There's to allow for either directional travel, but unless you're going up top you're limited to what you can see from under the "floor"
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23843
23845
>>23841
"Vedy simple, you light it, and it works." he smiles.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23844
there's *a hole to allow
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.23845
23850 23861
>>23843
"And what does it do exactly?"
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.23846
23848 23850
>>23842
i burst through the floor.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23847
23850 23861
>>23837
... Where is the bird going?
/GO+C
?
No.23848
23849 23861
[1d20 = 5]
>>23846

Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23849
>>23848
>ouch
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23850
23851 23852 23853
>>23845
>>23846
>>23847
>PAUSE
I need about an hour break. sorry ._.`
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23851
>>23850
Okay.
Take care of what you need to.
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.23852
>>23850
alright have a nice time.
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.23853
>>23850
ok now ill be back in about 30 minutes to an hour.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23855
23856
KPvcqWU.png

Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23856
>>23855
This
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23858
23859 23860 23870
And at last I'm back
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23859
>>23858
~Yay!
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23860
>>23858
Huzzah!
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23861
23862 23863
>>23845
"I don't know!" he seems pleased by this.
>>23848
Did you mean through the hole?
>>23847
The bird eventually relaxes its patrol and makes its way over to a rocky spire over there GM points. You following it?
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23862
23864
>>23861
"Ever lit before?"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23863
23864
>>23861
Yes, follow in stealth, from a safe distance.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23864
23865 23866
>>23862
Nope, its entirely unused.
>>23863
Yeah, he lands on that spire over there points
6kSUe
?
No.23865
23867
[1d20 = 14]
>>23864
"Why did you suggest it to me? What did I say that made you think it was right for me?"

Sense motive
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23866
23869
>>23864
Slowly approach the spire over "there", in stealth.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23867
23868
>>23865
"Im sorry, I completely forgot. But I see it, and I know this man. It for you, it definitely. You should buy," his shtick would be far more irritating if money was an issue.
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23868
23869
>>23867
"Should it be used in formal setting or similar to a torch?"
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23869
23871 23872 23873
>>23866
Its a perch. From here you can see all around the spire, with no obstructions. Including, the nest about 60' lower, nesled in a jut of stone.
>>23868
"I do not know." ^_^
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.23870
23874
>>23858
as am i.
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23871
23872 23874
>>23869
*eyes narrow*
"I'll take it"

"But before I go, does the shop [this guy is from the shop right?] have any special knives, daggers, or special stabbing equipment in stock?"
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.23872
>>23871
>>23869
>inb4 shop disappears
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23873
23874
286465__safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_feels_grayscale_meme_monochrome_solo_wat.jpg
>>23869
>it really had a nest
Aw, poor thing...
Look closer, carefully. What's in it?
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23874
23875 23876 23877
>>23871
"Yes of course habibi. Come I take you." He leads you to a booth with letter openers. "Here are special knives."
>>23870
Welcome. So is it through the hole or through the floor?
>>23873
2 eggs
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23875
23879
>>23874
>letter openers
"I'll take all of them"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23876
23878
>>23874
>2 eggs
Fug...
Give me a minute to figure something out.
Poor birdie..
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.23877
23879
>>23874
it depends on if i have to roll to bust through the floor.
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.23878
23880
>>23876
ill take one.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23879
23881 23884
>>23877
Yes, you do.
>>23875
"Very good. Thank you."
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23880
23882
the-thinker-3.jpg
>>23878
I would in a heartbeat, but the priority is what to do with daddy bird. A Roc won't stop hopelessly circling its nest until it's mate comes back: it will die of starvation before it leaves its eggs alone.
I'm a big mythology nut, with a soft spot for animals.
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23881
23887
>>23879
HOW MANY LETTER OPENERS DO I RECIEVE!

Go with Fae to see Adam at the saw mill
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23882
>>23880
It was hunting ponies just a few minutes before
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23883
23887
Is the tower visible from the top of the mountain?
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.23884
23887 23889
>>23879
ill knock on the trapdoor.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23885
23886
Also, is he incubating the eggs atm?
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.23886
23893
>>23885
males dont do that.
fVJvo
?
No.23887
23890 23894
[1d20 = 15]
>>23881
One dozen letter openers. "What'cha gonna do with those?" Thez asks.
>>23883
Off in the distance, yes.
>>23884
The trapdoor is banged in. The orcs react with surprise.
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.23888
23895
>thez
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23889
>>23884
Excuse me, I misread that. They do react with surprise tho.
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.23890
23891 23895
>>23887
"hello do you have a minute to talk about our lord?"
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23891
23892 23896
>>23890
Infernius can hear whispering for a moment, then the trapdoor opens a crack, and then shuts its self. Agitated whispering can be hears.
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.23892
23909
>>23891
*opens trapdoor before they stab through it*
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23893
23906
>>23886
Then who incubates the eggs while the mother is gone?
Okay then, very, very very stealthily approach the rim of the nest, making sure the eggs are between Tracy and Daddybird, to obstruct her image (back in small form).
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23894
23904
>>23887
"I was wanting a proper gift for Tracy, but I doubt she'd be impressed by these. I think one or two would be nice as a contingency stabbing weapon, since I have no stabbing weapons, and it has happened before that I have lost my one lethal melee weapon in combat. Get hit in the eye with this and you're reasonably fucked. Also I think Tracy would be impressed if I killed someone that way. It's even edgier than using a sword or knife.

And the rest, well, I'll use them to open letters"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23895
>>23888
Checked
>>23890
Keked
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23896
23897 23904
>>23891
Goes to the mill

Tells Fae "alright, burn the sludge. I'd rather you be fine with my decisions"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23897
23898
>>23896
>asking a lion to start a fire
Help her out.
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23898
23899
>>23897
She's part dragon. I'm sure she can find some way of burning things
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.23899
23900 23901 23902
>>23898
is she silver?
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23900
>>23899
Get your head out of the gutter and convert the heathens, Mr. Cleric.
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23901
>>23899
Dude...
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23902
23903
>>23899
Also, she has brass scales.
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23903
>>23902
Gold dragons can do it too
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23904
23905
>>23894
Thez nods, impressed.
>>23896
"At once."
No, she doesn't have a breath weapon.
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23905
23907
>>23904
Helps Fae burn sludge, if necessary
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23906
23907
>>23893
Tracy approaches the nest carefully.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23907
23908 23909 23911
>>23905
She can handle it. If you had committed to keeping it I would have had it turn into a monster on you, but disposing it will avoid that consequence.
>>23906
There are two ways to approach the nest. One is to ethereal right to it and become material again, the other is to climb up along the rock in stealth.
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23908
>>23907
reeeeee
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.23909
23912
>>23892
>>23907

Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23911
23914 23916 23917
>>23907
Have her go Ethereal while she can. Get between the eggs and Daddybird to hide behind them.
Press ear to one of the eggs and listen.
fVJvo
?
No.23912
23913 23915 23919
[1d20 = 20]
>>23909
An orc wearing a pot for a helmet is inside the trap-door with a black scarf over his face yells: "Nazi!" as he attacks with a club.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23913
>>23912
Ouch
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23914
>>23911
Let the eggs be between her and the bird*
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23915
23917
>>23912
Go to the Saw Mill specifically to speak with Adam
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23916
>>23911
Listen to both the eggs for that matter.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23917
23918 23920
>>23911
Hold on a sec. There's no "popping back in from ethereal and being auto-stealth". The position of the eggs is such quite because of the visibility factor.
>>23915
K. "Yeah?"
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23918
>>23917
With an intense look he asks bluntly

"What did she do?"
/GO+C
?
No.23919
23926
[1d20 = 6]
>>23912
>>23912
"ow what hell?"
punch the commie out
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23920
23921
>>23917
Okay then, slowly creep over the rim of the nest in material pony form alongside the eggs, while Daddybird isn't looking (the moment he looks back at the valley), then hide behind the eggs.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23921
23922
>>23920
Rock eggs are as big as a car, right?
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23922
23923 23924
>>23921
Well, maybe a smartcar.
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23923
23925 23933
>>23922
And the adult ones are big enough to carry off a pony or much, much bigger. Why do you want to bring one home? You already have a Tarrasque
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23924
>>23922
Dubs
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23925
>>23923
>bring one home
I didn't say that.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23926
23927
>>23919
You would, but that was a really good hit. I'm gonna say it stunned you and they force the trapdoor closed again and bolt it.
The talking is muffled, but loud and excited. You can't make out what they're saying.
/GO+C
?
No.23927
23928 23929 23931
[1d20 = 6]
>>23926
bust through the floor!
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23928
>>23927
>ouch
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.23929
1491203453796.jpg
>>23927

Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23930
23931
main_1487967524-The-Walking-Dead-Lucile-Barbed-Wire-Louisville-Slugger-Baseball-Bat-PristineAuction.com.jpg
Would this be considered a non-lethal weapon?
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23931
23932 23933 23936
>>23927
The door holds solid. Your position on the ladder doesn't allow any sufficient leverage to apply against the door.
>>23930
>barbed club
>non-lethal
So, while Tracy can go etherealness at will, that doesn't change the fact that the spell-like ability does have a limited duration. Tracy momentarily appears and either begins falling or is spotted on the ledge next to the nest.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23932
23934 23937 23939
>>23931
>limited duration
I thought it was 20 rounds?
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23933
23939
>>23923
Speaking of taking home creatures to raise that you think are harmless or domestic-able, but really just destroy everything when you leave them alone...

>>23931
GM, what does Adam say when asked
"What did she do?"
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23934
23939
>>23932
You spent several minutes etheral waiting for the Roc to lose interest. That alone is 20, 30 or more rounds of Etheralness
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.23935
1482038126934.jpg
why the fuck do i Never roll over 10 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.23936
23939
>>23931
I stab into the floor as far as i can then i set my sword on fire.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23937
23945
>>23932
Oh, wait, the transformation, you mean.
Get on the ledge for cover, or rather, get in the nest right next to the eggs, and stare straight at the bird, because why not at this point?
I've been a massive fool tonight. Idk t this point...
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23939
23940 23942 23945
>>23933
You're asking Adam?
"Yeah, it is," his body language suggests that was a dumb question and why the fuck did you come all the way here to ask me that.
>>23932
Its 20 minutes actually, but >>23934 its been a minute since she first went ethereal to escape the Roc. It can be re-engaged from wherever it is you never said she's at, but she's definitely been spotted.
>>23936
Again, same story. The ladder doesn't provide sufficient leverage to stab into the wood, and the wood appears long-stained over many years, preventing it from being casually flammable.

Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.23940
23941
>>23939
fuck this i go back to the tower.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23941
23943
>>23940
You arrive back at the tower, about to get the trolling of a lifetime. Thez is there, finishing up preparations on what appears to be an ebin feast. The whole mess area tables are lined with ridiculous proportions of all kinds of stuffs. Its fuckin' Thanksgiving, what do you want from me? As Infernius enters, she looks over at him and smiles. "Hey there I'nis. Have you seen Tracy?"
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23942
23955
>>23939
"I'll... come back later..."
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.23943
23944
>>23941
gm when was the last time i saw her? last night?
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23944
23951
>>23943
Hmmmm, she thinks for a moment, not getting the sort of answer she'd hoped for. <whoof> she disappears.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23945
23946
face.jpg
>>23937
>>23939
>disappear momentarily
>reappear on eggs
*sits on eggs with fat horsebutt*
[staring intensifies]
Beckon it to come closer.
I'm drunk as fuck, but here goes.
She does confer fire resistance like in 5e, right? Her tail won't burn the egg,
right?

Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23946
23947
>>23945
No, but that would heat them quite well now that you mention it, and more than a round in one spot gives concealment (smoke). The Roc can no longer see effectively into the nest area.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23947
23948
>>23946
Listen to eggs.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23948
23949 23951
>>23947
They're still alive. The Roc flaps around frustratedly, but even with its wing beat it can't dissipate the smoke that readily billows from Tracy.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23949
23950
>>23948
How far progressed to they feel? Are they well-developed, or freshly laid?
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23950
23953
>>23949
It feels like the embryos occupy all of their eggs except the air cells.
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.23951
23952
>>23944
>>23948
i go to lennos.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23952
23954
>>23951
"Yep?"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23953
23955
stare.jpg
>>23950
Assume Heavy Warhorse shape, after eggs are heated sufficiently.
>Smoke stops
*stares straight up at the bird, even more intensely than before*
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.23954
23955
>>23952
"do we have any cages around here?"
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23955
23956 23959 23965
>>23942
"You do that," he replies. Please note, Adam is a sarcastic bastard, I'm not just making that up.
>>23954
He stops what he's doing. "What now?" raising his goggles. "I don't know about cages, but what do you need a cage for?"
>>23953
Didn't we just agree you'd need to be mounted to go Heavy Warhorse?
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23956
23957
>>23955
>to go Heavy Warhorse
I thought that was for Cauchemar form?
Either way, do what it takes to stop the smoking.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23957
23958
>>23956
You're right. Heavy warhorse was for when she's on fire and ethereal and shit. Which she is/has-been the whole time. Going Pony is how to stop the smoke.