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Monday Nuts
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.22629
Moar game thread Xp
653 replies and 62 files omitted.
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.23290
23292 23294 23295 23305
>>23285
Thez taps her mask and suddenly appears to being one of those oversized prom dresses, except with funeral colors
>>23289
Port Barry national IDs?
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.23291
23294
>>23289
>Let humans elves and dwarves pass freely
Drow are elves. Korak is a dwarf. That's not necessarily going to help anyone.
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.23292
23295
>>23290
Sorry, Thez...
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23293
23294 23297
>>23288
we assign them an insignificant item.
>>23287
i have no idea im looking through spell lists and other stuff right now.
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.23294
23296
>>23290
This

>>23291
Drows are excluded and Korak would have been harmless

>>23293
Passports!
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.23295
23298 23299
>>23292
>>23290
Did Tracy lose the gems?
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23296
>>23294
i like the passport idea.
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.23297
23300
>>23293
>an insignificant
A lot of port barry's residents are sailor's or fishermen though. Parties interested in entering the port could do so by stealing said items from the sailors while they're traveling.
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.23298
23300 23305
>>23295
None that were readily known
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.23299
23300
>>23295
I said I left them for Thez to pick up,
but then...

Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.23300
23301 23302
>>23298
That does not answer my question

>>23297
Photo ID

>>23299
Yes, but wouldn't a Tarasque just leave items like gems alone?
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23301
23303
>>23300
>Photo ID
this.
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.23302
23304 23305
>>23300
>Photo ID
That would require border agents to check every individual as they go in and out though...
>leave items like gems alone
It matters how fucked-up the dungeon is...
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.23303
23306 23307 23311
>>23301
Yeah, but an enemy with just 10 ranks in Disguise could fool the system.
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23304
>>23302
>assign some gestapo to it.
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.23305
>>23298
>>23290
>>23284
>>23285
>>23281
Well, that entire conversation and everything was retconned when the timeline was reset. That scene had depicted the entire group together. But instead, the timeline reset with Trumpaladin being away at that point. So Tracy never hears "don't you dare spend them," doesn't place the gems in the dungeon, and the gems remain either in the treasure holding area or the bag

>>23302
Have you never gone through an airport in a foreign country? Have you never gone through an airport in this country after 2005? This is normal
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.23306
23308 23311
>>23303
Let alone an Assassin class enemy. Or an Epic Infiltrator.
>This is normal
I guess so\\, but idk how medieval fishermen would like having to go through customs every time they commute from work/home.
This doesn't even touch on the possibility of Teleportation.
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23307
23309 23310
>>23303
one of the steps to get in is to strip down to their loin clothes.
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.23308
23318
>>23306
>teleportation
Hence the magic field

>assassins
If that's the only people who can get in then I'd say we're pretty secure
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.23309
>>23307
....

NO
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.23310
23312
>>23307
Yeah, but then every sailor/fisherman in the Port would have to do that every day.
There's also the Disguise Self and Control Shape spells.
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.23311
23313
>>23303
>>23306
I think we can just assume that all of the people in this universe who could have leveled up to be strong rogues or assassins decided to spend all of their ranks on Blackguard instead, and so missed the opportunity
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23312
23313
>>23310
punch em in the gut so they lose concentration.

Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.23313
23314 23315 23317
>>23312
>punch every fisherman in the gut to get into his own city
>>23311
You've never met the Drow before.
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.23314
>>23313
You better not have fucked us all over with the gems
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23315
23316
>>23313
im sure they would understand if we explained some things.
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.23316
23317
>>23315
He's just trying to distract you from the fact he may have lost all of Thez's money
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23317
23319 23321
>>23316
>>23313
someone needs a beating?
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.23318
>>23308
>Hence the magic field
Do you mean, like a Dimensional Anchor spell on the whole city?
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.23319
23320 23321
Spoilered
>>23317
I thought it'd be safe until Thez came to take it back. I was wrong.
I had anticipated something terrible to happen to the tower.
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23320
23322
Spoilered
>>23319

Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.23321
23322
>>23317
>>23319
Maybe

I'm saying that the conversation itself was retconned, so the gems were never moved. I'm also saying that if they were in the dungeon, they are inorganic and tasteless so the Tarasque would not have eaten them. They are also tiny and insanely hard, so they are unlikely to have been destroyed when it went through.

But if the gems are gone, we may have to sell Tracy and all of her stuff so we have money

>>23319
Why the actual fuck did you not just say that instead of "because I can and want to?"
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.23322
23323 23324
>>23320
Wut?
>>23321
Because I was angry at you for trying tell me what to do.
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23323
Spoilered
>>23322
wrong gif
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.23324
23325 23326
>>23322
Those were all of our gems. Not yours to secret away and get eaten
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23325
>>23324
this.
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.23326
23327
>>23324
They were Thez's gems. I wasn't going to spend them anyway.
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.23327
23328
>>23326
They were Thez's gift to the party, and if you thought they were Thez's you should have given them to Thez. Not placed them in your hiding hole without telling Thez
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.23328
23329
>>23327
I did say so. I moved them back into the dungeon shortly after I dumped them in the treasury, because I heard Thez say not to spend them.
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.23329
23330
>>23328
THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID. You moved them to your hiding hole and out of the treasury. And you never told Thez
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.23330
23331
>>23329
I could've sworn I had Tracy tell her,
shortly after she returned.


Did Thez ever take her Staff back btw? If not, it's still in the quiver.
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.23331
23332
>>23330
I just hope you've learned something from all of this
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23332
Spoilered
>>23331
same.
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.23334
23335
Praise Epona
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23335
23337
>>23334
FUTBOL
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.23336
23337 23360
GM, is every room in the Dungeon kill, or does it just have a big tunnel driven through it?
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.23337
23338
>>23336
I really do hope you've learned something

Reminder to GM that it's really hard to break diamonds, especially unintentionally

>>23335
HARAM
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23338
23339
>>23337
THE TERASQUE could have eaten them.
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.23339
23340
>>23338
They are gems, not meat. Entirely tasteless. Why would it eat them?
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23340
23341
>>23339
it has the swallow whole ability so it could have been by accident.
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.23341
23342
>>23340
There were no animals to swallow whole

Also, I think the tarasque would have started in the dungeon, so it would have been tiny
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23342
23343 23344
>>23341
there were rotting corpses in her dungeon right?
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.23343
23346
>>23342
>rotting
No, just dried hides and a few animal bones.
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.23344
>>23342
Hopefully not close to the Gems. I still think that conversation got reteconned
Mrs. Sentry
+kx+R
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No.23345
23356
I wish we had the chance to fight those Trolls... I was going to paralyze one and tie it to a tree with barbed wire so Tracy could keep cutting off its head and limbs, to farm troll bones.
id1Ol
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No.23346
23347
>>23343
Look, I know you don't like me because of some autistic game involving post numbers or whatever your reason is, but you need to stop acting on spite in the game. It always ends up hurting Inferius, which pisses him off, and then Torcuil sees the three of us arguing, which pisses him off, and then GM sees the four of us arguing and he is pissed off that he has to deal with our autistic drama. Stop keeping secrets in game to spite other characters for things their players do outside of game. If you have complaints about site moderation, or whatever your issue with me is, take it to the /qa/ board.
\r
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23347
23359
>>23346
the gm loves our autistic drama though.
Anonymous
u/WDd
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No.23348
23349 23350
image.png
>when I should be going home, but my room is still occupied by my brother and sister in law, and my parents will ask me if I've heard back from the last two interviews
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23349
Spoilered
>>23348

Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23350
23351
>>23348
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Butter_Paladin_(3.5e_Class)
Anonymous
u/WDd
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No.23351
23352
>>23350
Aura of butter sounds over powered
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23352
>>23351
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Dungeon_Master_(3.5e_Class)
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.23353
23354
muscle wizard meme.jpg
I made a meme.
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23354
23355
>>23353
good shit.
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.23355
23358
1511386413215.jpg
1511394710353.jpg
>>23354
Thank you.
It was edited from the parody of this, if you didn't already see.
Anonymous
u/WDd
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No.23356
23357 23361
>>23345
Ponimaru said a troll village probably exists. I think I'll lead an NPC party to go exterminate them
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23357
>>23356
ill be happy to accompany you with some gestapo personnel.
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23358
23380
>>23355
i havent seen that.
Anonymous
u/WDd
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No.23359
>>23347
We do need to get experience with our armies in combat
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.23360
23362 23363
>>23336
The soil has been so rearranged that everthing that is still 'there' is impossible to locate.

Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.23361
23364
BART-THE-TROLL.jpg
>>23356
Idk. I will slaughter trolls, brutally and irrationally cruelly, if they attack, but otherwise I just find them fun to keep around (i find them funny, and cute in a way). I wouldn't just go there just to genocide them, because then there'd be no more trolls, and I'd feel sad.
Trolls are some of my favorite field monsters, in more ways than one.
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.23362
23368
>>23360
Could it ever be rebuilt into a new hideout? It's basically just gone back to being a cave, right?
Anonymous
u/WDd
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No.23363
>>23360
The placing of the gems was retconned. The gem thing was in response to something Thez said which was in response to something Trumpakadin said. But then when I said "Trumpaladin definitely spends the night with slovenia" the whole intervening set of character interactions got wiped away
Anonymous
u/WDd
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No.23364
23365 23367
>>23361
>doesn't believe in genocide
That's why Inferius and I will be doing it
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.23365
23366
>>23364
Just don't kill them all. Best to keep a sustainable troll population, for game.
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23366
23370 23373
>>23365
why dont you take a male and female alive?
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23367
>>23364
this.
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.23368
23369
>>23362
Sure, and a hideout with cool stuff buried here and there.

Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.23369
>>23368
It was mostly full of raw materials, scavenged metal, and the bones of the local wildlife.
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.23370
23371 23373
>>23366
Their life cycle is pretty long though..
Oh well..
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23371
23372 23373
>>23370
keep em in the cave with barbed wire.
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.23372
23374
>>23371
Too much work.
Better just to ignore the one cave they're already breeding in, and let them think their under the radar.
u/WDd
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No.23373
>>23371
>>23370
>>23366
No. Stop. He already saved the Tarrasque from extinction, and I don't think we've benefited from it. Stop trying to make sure this universe is full of more evil enemies than it needs to be. A single troll village that threatens the town logging industry and hikers is destroyed? I promise you, there are more trolls and other always chaotic evil races further away from the people we are trying to protect, if the preservation of evil creatures is what most interests you
\r
u/WDd
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No.23374
>>23372
We can't even collect wood without having trolls try to eat the loggers. No. Fuck that. We need wood
\r
Anonymous
u/WDd
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No.23376
>>23375
There's always shit to fight
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.23377
You said the cloak and the ring would take a few days? Would they be ready by next session?
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.23378
23379
Can I get a reminder on the ring and cloak?
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.23379
23383
>>23378
Cloak of Charisma and Ring of Evasion.
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.23380
23381
1511398697383.jpg
>>23358
That isn't even his final form.
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23381
23382
>>23380
does he have over 9000?
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.23382
23386
0e1.gif
>>23381
If your character gets over 9000 Str as a Cancer Mage, he/she can evolve.
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.23383
23384
>>23379
Thank you. Hmmm. For one, characters are supposed to only be able to work on one item at a time (to completion) . Additionally, aside from post bazaar, Tracy hasn't put much time into either.
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.23384
23385
>>23383
They're not important.
What about just the ring?
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.23385
23387
>>23384
Yeah, that's okay
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23386
23391
>>23382
I wish i had over 9000 str...
[sad minotuar noises]
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23387
23388 23392
>>23385
can i go to the bizzare?
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.23388
23390
>>23387
Its closed up for the night
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23390
23393 23394
>>23388
i try and trak down that ork tribe in the mountains.
Anonymous
u/WDd
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No.23391
>>23386
you have as much strength as the rest of the party combined. Shut up
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.23392
>>23387
Come craft with Tracy. We could make make more progress together.
Anonymous
u/WDd
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No.23393
23395 23396
>>23390
At night though?
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.23394
23396
>>23390
Orcs or trolls?
Tracy can track better.
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.23395
>>23393
The jibberniggers are something I do want to genocide.
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23396
23397
>>23393
infernuis is bored.
>>23394
the orks
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.23397
23398 23399
5dc13812eb5388292a2d4a1801813dfc.jpg
orcfeat.jpg
>>23396
Orks or Orcs?
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23398
23403
>>23397
WAGHHHH
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.23399
23400 23401
>>23397
Those are way beefy for these orcs. These orcs are all skinny and shriveled, like sjws
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.23400
23401
GEWtHC4.jpg
>>23399
Orcs should be SJWs in this universe.
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23401
23402
Spoilered
>>23399
>>23400

Anonymous
+kx+R
?
No.23402
>>23401
ikr..
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.23403
23405
>>23398
So, is this an exploration, investigation, or hunting trip?
Anonymous
+kx+R
?
No.23404
23407
Tracy never did check out that city beyond the cliff..
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23405
23407
>>23403
investigation.
Anonymous
u/WDd
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No.23406
23407
GM, does Slovenia want to start work on the trebuchets immediately, or is she interested in going into town for food first? Also, does she need help?
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.23407
23408 23413
>>23406
"Food? Yes, food,... that's a good idea," she already has a miniature prototype built, and her mane is slightly disorderly.
>>23405
>>23404
The city Tracy is talking about is in the same general direction as the last point that Infernius got shot at.
Mrs. Sentry
+kx+R
?
No.23408
23409 23410
>>23407
The ring can wait.
Is there time to check around that area?
Anonymous
3PN4i
?
No.23409
23412
>>23408
Time? Sure, it is dark though, that will complicate things.
Anonymous
LZcmc
?
No.23410
23411 23412
>>23408
wanna team up?
Anonymous
3PN4i
?
No.23411
23414 23416
>>23410
Thez emerges with Torcuil, now mummified, and padded in some areas. "Is something happening?"
Mrs. Sentry
+kx+R
?
No.23412
23415
>>23409
Take a walk through the forest to Search the area.
>>23410
Sure.
Tracy strolls around through the moonlight instead of sleeping, like a 'normal' criminally insane serial-killer/rapist does. Then she sees Inferius, trying to find his way through the dark.
"What are you doing up at this hour?"
Anonymous
u/WDd
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No.23413
23418
>>23407
"I myself haven't eaten, and I missed ramen earlier when we had to help rescue the loggers. I see you've been pretty busy as well. I'm rather impressed with the model you made. You're going to have to tell me all about it. Would you like to have dinner with me, perhaps in town?" Smiles
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23414
23418
>>23411
"we go investigate greenskins."
Anonymous
LZcmc
?
No.23415
23417
>>23412
"me try to find way back to green skin camp."
Mrs. Sentry
+kx+R
?
No.23416
>>23411
"I've been meaning to get a peak at that city past the cliff. I thought it'd be better to go under the cover of dark."
Mrs. Sentry
+kx+R
?
No.23417
23419
>>23415
"Greenskins? What are those?"
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.23418
23420 23422 23426
>>23413
"My goodness, I don't think I've eaten anything,... today. I've been so fixated on the trebuchet,... its an amazing marvel of design. Dinner would be nice!"
>>23414
Thez thinks for a moment. "Will there be beatings?"
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23419
23421 23422
>>23417
"thing that shoot at me the other night look like a people but it have greenskin."
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23420
>>23418
"maybe,if they try anything but me reach out to them and try civilize savages."
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.23421
23422 23423
>>23419
"That sounds like beatings,... mind if I tag along?"

Mrs. Sentry
+kx+R
?
No.23422
23424
>>23418
>Will there be beatings
"If anything gets in my way."
>>23419
"You're going to get yourself killed in the dark. I'm headed through the forest, so why don't you follow me?"
>>23421
"Sure. Why not?"
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23423
>>23421
"me would be offended if you didnt."
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23424
23425 23427
>>23422
"okay that be best me think."
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.23425
23427 23429
>>23424
THez squees a little. "You guys go on without me, I'll catch up quick, but I wanna try something!"
Anonymous
u/WDd
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No.23426
>>23418
"I'm very glad to see you appreciate the engineering as much as I do. There's something about the terror and the power of the sling and shot that feels geninuneky.,. Glorious, when its let go. I can see already you'll do an excellent job of harnessing that power in all its beauty in the full scale models.

Might you be interested in going to my own restaurant in town, the Trump Grill. We have a wide variety of food options. Yes I know we have the kitchen here, but after all you've been through, and all you've accomplished, you deserve something a little more.. Special. Please, let's go, and tell me all about your plans"
Mrs. Sentry
+kx+R
?
No.23427
23432
>>23424
"Alright, red guy. Follow me and try not to trip. Let's get moving. I don't have all night."
*leads the way through the dark forest*
>>23425
Tracy gives Thez a quizzical look, but moves forward anyway.
Mrs. Sentry
+kx+R
?
No.23428
23430
Alright, so they both go into the forest.
Let's start with a he basic Spot Search and Listen checks to scan the area for SJWs and jibberniggers.
Anonymous
u/WDd
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No.23429
23432
>>23425
Trumpaladin goes, retrieves, and offers a brush to Slovenia, if she wants to fix her mane
+kx+R
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No.23430
23431 23432
[3d20 = 31]
>>23428
forgot to roll
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23431
>>23430
that crit.
Anonymous
3PN4i
?
No.23432
23433 23438
>>23427
"Its nothing bad!" she calls after, as she rushes to her room.
>>23429
"Oh, yes of course. I should probably, thank you. I trust your judgement, I'll only be just a moment," she says stepping away,
>>23430
>20
Hey, there's one now and he hasn't noticed you yet.
Mrs. Sentry
+kx+R
?
No.23433
23434 23435
>>23432
Tracy doesn't want delays yet. Is there any hope of moving by him while towing a large, clumsy technicolor bull?
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23434
23436
>>23433
probably not.
Anonymous
3PN4i
?
No.23435
>>23433
Thez pops her head from behind a rock and whispers. "You could follow him."
Mrs. Sentry
+kx+R
?
No.23436
23437 23439
>>23434
"Hey, fyi. One of those green things you mentioned earlier is up ahead. He hasn't seen us yet, but it'll be inconvenient if he does. Try not to be so loud and let me do my thing. Just walk several spaces behind me, quietly, and we'll follow him back to his nest or whatever."
Tracy can get finicky when it comes to her stalking...
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.23437
23440
>>23436
"me crouch."
Anonymous
u/WDd
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No.23438
23439
image.jpeg
>>23432
>I'll only just be a moment
I know where this is going
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.23439
23441 23450
>>23438
A few moments later, she appears to have washed up, gotten the bits of wood out of her mane, and straightened it. "I hope I wasn't too long."
>>23436
The orc appears to be gathering wood, and is entirely focused on some contemplation.
Mrs. Sentry
+kx+R
?
No.23440
>>23437
Tracy, with utmost stealth, furtively stalks the orc back towards whereverthefuck it's going, checking the surrounding area every so often, and signalling to Infernius to come a few steps closer in increments whenever she's determined the coast is clear.
This'll take a while..
+kx+R
?
No.23441
23442 23443 23446
[1d20 = 2]
>>23439
~OOOOOOrrr.. we could ignore him and silently move away from him and past him...
Actually, Tracy moves a bit closer to Listen to what he's focused on.
Mrs. Sentry
+kx+R
?
No.23442
>>23441
Shart...
3PN4i
?
No.23443
23448
[2d20 = 17]
>>23441
Its in a completely different language, "Hibbity hooblah" is all she can make out.
Anonymous
+kx+R
?
No.23445
Praise Epona
Anonymous
LZcmc
?
No.23446
23447 23448
>>23441
"remeber we here in peace if the savages accept our friendship."
Anonymous
3PN4i
?
No.23447
23449 23451
>>23446
Thez peeks her head out of a shadow, and flashes hand-signals that somehow convey "But, muh beatings."
Anonymous
+kx+R
?
No.23448
23452
>>23443
>tumblrese
"Darn, it's been a while since I've heard this..."
>>23446
"Shut up, bull. Let's keep moving."
*advances towards direction of the city*
Anonymous
+kx+R
?
No.23449
23454
>>23447
>has almost gotten used to Thez's shenanigans, but still jumps a bit
"One isn't enough to share. Let's find the pack first."
Anonymous
u/WDd
?
No.23450
23454
>>23439
"By no means! You look fantastic, as graceful as the grove I plucked you from this morning. Now, let us waste no more time. Let's go.

I'm assuming you're a vegetarian?"

Trumpajadin walks with Slovebua to the Trump Grill
Anonymous
LZcmc
?
No.23451
23454
>>23447
*hand signalizes back*
"if they deny us you can beat them sweetie"
Anonymous
LZcmc
?
No.23452
>>23448
*continues crouch walking*
Mrs. Sentry
+kx+R
?
No.23453
23456
How thick is the forest? Is the City far off?
*advances forward; still on the look-out for SJWs*
Anonymous
3PN4i
?
No.23454
23455 23458 23460
The orc finally gathers enough wood and makes its way purposefully. Before long, it comes across
>>23450
"You assume wrong. Rigorous labor requires protein and lots of it."
>>23449
You haven't EVEN seen her shenanigens yet! She lost her spells, so her skills will be much more 'in play'.
>>23451
She doesn't seem to comprehend, but waves it off and sinks back into the shadow.
Mrs. Sentry
+kx+R
?
No.23455
23460
impressed.jpg
>>23454
>another horse that eats steak
Anonymous
3PN4i
?
No.23456
23457
>>23453
The city is more to the west of your current location. Not terribly far, but a good enough distance that it can't be seen. Also, the forest thickens as you follow the orc.

It comes across an area with dangled ropes and ladders. It loads the wood onto a platform, and then ascends a ladder. The platform raises upward as he ascends.
+kx+R
?
No.23457
23459 23461
[3d20 = 15]
>>23456
Spot and Listen checks to sense how many creatures in the vincinity
Search check to get a feel of the top of the platform
"Hmmm.. That's something.."
*signals Infernius to come forward a few paces*
u/WDd
?
No.23458
23460
>>23454
Trumpaladin gets an evil grin on his face
"Perfect. We've got the best meat selections. Just the best. Our angus steak is divine. You'll also love our Taco Bowls"

Trumpaladin realizes, to his horror, that Port Barry does not have a proper Barbeque shop
\r
Mrs. Sentry
+kx+R
?
No.23459
>>23457
Aww shart...
At least he's got +5 on the Listen and Spot checks.
Did she hear anything?
Anonymous
LZcmc
?
No.23460
Spoilered
>>23455
>>23454
>>23458
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
3PN4i
?
No.23461
23462
>>23457
I think you misunderstand. The platform is a sort of dumb-waiter, and continues ascending as the orc makes its way up. The tree the orc is climbing appears to have a large permanent platform further up, which the dumb-waiter is leading toward (and attached to).
Mrs. Sentry
+kx+R
?
No.23462
23467
>>23461
*looks up at the tree*
What's the top look like? Any activity?
Mrs. Sentry
+kx+R
?
No.23463
*contemplates burning-down tree to speed things up*
Anonymous
+kx+R
?
No.23464
tumblr_nsrc77hgwN1sfzhmko1_250.gif
40868d_6110171.jpg
DRXeVhE.jpg
hqdefault.jpg
1+1ninetymilese_oqtlqkvhIH1rnq5f1_540.jpg
Bored. Posting Orc memes.
Anonymous
+kx+R
?
No.23465
23466
o09.jpg
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a5b8PZg_700b.jpg
orc-charged-with-child-rape-to-walk-free-judge-waives-21893081.png

Anonymous
u/WDd
?
No.23466
23467 23468
image.png
>>23465
Don't spam the thread just because GM is occupied by work for a few minutes
Anonymous
3PN4i
?
No.23467
23470
>>23466
I wish, my computer crashed cuz I had too many things running.
>>23462
The platform is a large central circular shape, with ropes and lines running to other trees and smaller platforms. Though it is entirely uncharacteristic of orcs, these ones seem to live in trees.

Anonymous
+kx+R
?
No.23468
23469
nml.png
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1+1ninetymilese_oqtlnw9A7Q1rnq5f1_540.jpg
392.jpg
buzzfeed-news-reporting-videos-quizzes-tasty-more-to-you-this-22126378.png
>>23466
I like orc memes though. I don't mean any rush; just felt like sharing some.
Anonymous
LZcmc
?
No.23469
23470 23473
>>23468
number 3
F
Mrs. Sentry
+kx+R
?
No.23470
23472
>>23467
Tracy relays the information to Infernius, and asks for what he intended to do once he found the settlement.
>>23469
She had it coming.
Anonymous
3PN4i
?
No.23471
23481
>liking the memes even though they probably crashed his shit
Except that these orcs are SJW-types and not mussies, its perfect
Anonymous
LZcmc
?
No.23472
23473 23474
>>23470
"bring them into the current year, and civilize them."
Mrs. Sentry
+kx+R
?
No.23473
23475
>>23469
"It looks like they live up there. Now just what did you intend to do once you found them?"
>>23472
Tracy makes an annoyed look, but restrains herself
"So what are you going to do? Knock on the front door?"
Anonymous
3PN4i
?
No.23474
23475
>>23472
Thez appears from a pile of leaves nearby. "Civilize them? Hmmm. I don't know that they can be civilized, but they might make for good manual labor," she says before fwoofing back into the pile of leaves.
Anonymous
LZcmc
?
No.23475
23476 23481
>>23474
>>23473
"enslavement does sound nice. we can make them convert too."
Anonymous
3PN4i
?
No.23476
23477
>>23475
>slaves
I'm sure you mean fiscally-dependent, uneducated laborers (wage-slaves)
Anonymous
LZcmc
?
No.23477
23478 23481
>>23476
they're serfs.
Anonymous
3PN4i
?
No.23478
23483
>>23477
Zug-zug
Mrs. Sentry
+kx+R
?
No.23479
23482
*Tracy's irritation grows*
"So? I found the greens. What comes next? Do you want to get their attention, or should we keep moving?"
Mrs. Sentry
+kx+R
?
No.23480
23484
How many Tree-houses are there?
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
23K55
?
No.23481
23484
>>23471
Trumpaladin and Slovenia arrive at the Trump Grill, where she sees the walls and ceilings are elegant and fancy, but not in such a way that it feels oppressive, like it's forcing you to be equally fancy. One wall looks like it's been hastily repaired though

He orders drinks... what exactly does she want? Trumpaladin gets diet coke.

>>23477
>>23475
I will knock some freaking sense into you when I see you
Anonymous
LZcmc
?
No.23482
23485
>>23479
"we comeback when theres more light. me read up on how bits did things."
Anonymous
LZcmc
?
No.23483
>>23478
i cant speak orcish.
Anonymous
3PN4i
?
No.23484
23489
>>23480
From the ground its impossible to determine how many are houses, but theres several dozen platforms.
>>23481
"Elegant in its simplicity. I approve. I'll have a Mint Julep, thank you."
Mrs. Sentry
+kx+R
?
No.23485
23486 23488
>>23482
"I didn't come all the way out here for nothing. I'm heading West." (towards the city)
Anonymous
LZcmc
?
No.23486
23487 23488
>>23485
"tracy can you find chief orc? and take him prisoner?"
Mrs. Sentry
+kx+R
?
No.23487
>>23486
*irritated scowl intensifies*
"If I find him on my way, then sure."
Tracy continues further West, intent on investigating the city before dawn.
Anonymous
3PN4i
?
No.23488
23490 23491
>>23485
Tracy heads off toward the cannon-lined city. She approaches from a different side than the cannons are pointed at, and there is a large gate at the perimeter.
>>23486
Thez pokes her head out of another, completely different hiding place.
"You want to capture him? Are you sure that's a good idea? Are you sure its a 'him'?"
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
23K55
?
No.23489
23493
>>23484
*Trumpaladin wonders to himself "the fuck is a Julep," but makes damn sure the waiter fulfill the order*

"Thank you... sort of like the Trebuchets. I am confident you could bring the same if you were to create the furnishings for some of our other buildings. I want to ask you, what exactly is it you wished to accomplish in your second life, your chance to do it again. You wish to be a master carpenter?"
Anonymous
LZcmc
?
No.23490
>>23488
"we need Xir as a bargining chip."
+kx+R
?
No.23491
23493
[2d20 = 27]
>>23488
Tracy approaches the gate in stealth.
Search and Spot checks to examine gate and sense for guards.
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
23K55
?
No.23492
Thrackerzod.png
>When you really want to yell at another character, but you can't because your characters are miles away
Anonymous
3PN4i
?
No.23493
23494 23499
>>23489
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mint_julep
"I hadn't really thought of that. When I first found myself here, I never really had a chance to stop and think. I've spent all my time responding to the circumstances as they came and doing my best not to flip out. What I want,... thats an interesting question."
>>23491
Light peeks out from the door, but the area is otherwise unilluminated.