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>>22867
"I doubt they have heard of the rapid expansion, but the existence of the port is well known."
"I doubt they have heard of the rapid expansion, but the existence of the port is well known."
>>22870
Why ever would there be aristocrats in a court city, GM asks dryly and with several loads of sarcasm.
Why ever would there be aristocrats in a court city, GM asks dryly and with several loads of sarcasm.
>>22873
Excellent
Can I get a dog collar or something for Slovenia? I feel like she's going to physically assault someone at some point, and I'll need something to grab onto.
Also does she want perfume? I need to get her perfume so that way Tracy can smell it on me
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Excellent
Can I get a dog collar or something for Slovenia? I feel like she's going to physically assault someone at some point, and I'll need something to grab onto.
Also does she want perfume? I need to get her perfume so that way Tracy can smell it on me
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I'll think about i(recent posts. For now, GM is snore
>>22877
No more than Jesus was, was he a cuck? Incidentally, ever read the Koran? Its fine if no, but there's a concept I was hoping to reference.
No more than Jesus was, was he a cuck? Incidentally, ever read the Koran? Its fine if no, but there's a concept I was hoping to reference.
I'm going to have to deal with a whole lot of horseshit crashing down on me in meatspace for the indeterminate future.. so please don't feel offended if I don't play as hard...
Can I get a quick rundown on what has happened since last night, before I head off to join the rat race again?
How much time has passed since conception?
Can I get a quick rundown on what has happened since last night, before I head off to join the rat race again?
How much time has passed since conception?
>>22882
Not a lot happened last night,
"Well there was,"
QUIET you. Torcuil successfully concluded that there is a team of Dark Elves who are responsible for stealing the Port's wealth. Beyond that, it was bants and shitposting (per usual).
Not a lot happened last night,
"Well there was,"
QUIET you. Torcuil successfully concluded that there is a team of Dark Elves who are responsible for stealing the Port's wealth. Beyond that, it was bants and shitposting (per usual).
Tend to meatspace anon, I've got a 4-1/2 day weekend coming up, and I am planning on using every bit of it to orchestrate, illustrate, and develop in.
>>22884
>Underdark
Technically, the underdark is a particular locale pertaining to a particular world. This interaction is on-going in the Game world, so explicitly no,... but Infernius has realized his ability to plane shift, as can Torcuil and Lenos. Venturing outside the Game is now a very real possibility.
"Spooder!"
>>22884
>Underdark
Technically, the underdark is a particular locale pertaining to a particular world. This interaction is on-going in the Game world, so explicitly no,... but Infernius has realized his ability to plane shift, as can Torcuil and Lenos. Venturing outside the Game is now a very real possibility.
"Spooder!"
P.S. Legends of escaping the world (re: the Terrasque, etc.) were just silly rumors and stories. In truth, Plane Shift is all that was ever necessary, its just that no players previously had made that connection.
>>22886
I have a few minutes.
>No players had ever made the connection
Don't all high-level Clerics get that spell?
>re: the Tarrasque
I don't follow.
On that note, there's technically two Tarrasque now...
I have a few minutes.
>No players had ever made the connection
Don't all high-level Clerics get that spell?
>re: the Tarrasque
I don't follow.
On that note, there's technically two Tarrasque now...
>>22887
No, no one has checked on the game-ball, but per the Terrasque's rules of regeneration, the game-ball has turned to sludge. There's always only one.
>spell
Yes, and not just clerics (its a 5th level cleric spell, and a 7th level mage spell) but many players have been noobs (no bully) and either didn't realize or didn't appreciate the vast cosmology that is available to enterprising characters. The more experienced players have been too busy waxing about how awesome they are to realize how awesome they could be. Its sad really, but it is part of what led me to try this game on an anon-board; tl;dr I have no regrets. ^_^
No, no one has checked on the game-ball, but per the Terrasque's rules of regeneration, the game-ball has turned to sludge. There's always only one.
>spell
Yes, and not just clerics (its a 5th level cleric spell, and a 7th level mage spell) but many players have been noobs (no bully) and either didn't realize or didn't appreciate the vast cosmology that is available to enterprising characters. The more experienced players have been too busy waxing about how awesome they are to realize how awesome they could be. Its sad really, but it is part of what led me to try this game on an anon-board; tl;dr I have no regrets. ^_^
Previously, I alluded to the defeat of the Terrasque as potentially opening a gate or doorway to other dimensions as a plot device to give players an apparent 'ultimate' goal, while omitting the fact that players/characters have always possessed the ability to go wherever and do whatever (I gotta keep SOME things to chance and character development!). So while I had said "If you beat the Terrasque, you may be able to go 'home' (in reference to the "you died to get here" story-element)", that was literally a dangled carrot to lead the donkey to the next adventure.
>>22891
Kek. Like EVER so much of this Game, it wasn't planned, its just how things played out. Don't sweat it. Its not like there can't be other game-balls, and that was just a momentary inspiration to suggest that Football was (among other things) derived of defeating a monstrous opponent (which in a way, it is)
Kek. Like EVER so much of this Game, it wasn't planned, its just how things played out. Don't sweat it. Its not like there can't be other game-balls, and that was just a momentary inspiration to suggest that Football was (among other things) derived of defeating a monstrous opponent (which in a way, it is)
>>22892
Yeah, I just feel kind of bad for losing the boss trophy, for everyone.. Trophies make the monsters worth fighting, after all. That's what muh dungeon was for...
On that note, it's too bad we never actually got to meet the trolls. I was going to attempt some futile diplomacy and jokes, before the intense melee began. Trolls are some of my favorite fantasy creatures, be they friends or foes.
Yeah, I just feel kind of bad for losing the boss trophy, for everyone.. Trophies make the monsters worth fighting, after all. That's what muh dungeon was for...
On that note, it's too bad we never actually got to meet the trolls. I was going to attempt some futile diplomacy and jokes, before the intense melee began. Trolls are some of my favorite fantasy creatures, be they friends or foes.
>>22888
>per the Terrasque's rules of regeneration, the game-ball has turned to sludge
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*replaces inferius's place in the hole, curls up, and cries*
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>per the Terrasque's rules of regeneration, the game-ball has turned to sludge
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*replaces inferius's place in the hole, curls up, and cries*
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>>22888
>The more experienced players have been too busy waxing about how awesome they are to realize how awesome they could be.
This is the cool part about being a noob.
>The more experienced players have been too busy waxing about how awesome they are to realize how awesome they could be.
This is the cool part about being a noob.
I'll just build a new secret underground lair, somehow.. A cool place for all the Ebil player characters to hang out and store their skulls and trophies.
>>22890
*rubs self in pine needles*
*buys pine air freshener*
>>22888
> either didn't realize or didn't appreciate the vast cosmology that is available to enterprising character
I need to conquer this planet first
>too busy waxing about how awesome they are to realize how awesome they could be
How long until I can get the God-Emperor prestige class?
*rubs self in pine needles*
*buys pine air freshener*
>>22888
> either didn't realize or didn't appreciate the vast cosmology that is available to enterprising character
I need to conquer this planet first
>too busy waxing about how awesome they are to realize how awesome they could be
How long until I can get the God-Emperor prestige class?
>>22881
Important things happened off-board in PM
Also, the Court City might be take-able by diplomacy
Important things happened off-board in PM
Also, the Court City might be take-able by diplomacy
>>22901
For what purpose?
The way he'd most like to live is more or less the way the apartment in Port Barry is set up: a position that reminds him of his conquests. A room that is massive, and gives a full view of a city or landscape that he has some degree of ownership over, from atop a tower that is itself impressive, a feat of engineering, and is at least some degree his.
A dark hole in the ground is kind of the exact opposite. He would wonder "why are you hiding? What are you so ashamed of? Don't you feel proud? And if you are proud of who you are and what you have accomplished, why not show it off?" Or at least that's the way his thoughts would run if ever articulated.
If you mean a sort of "hunting trophy" room to have sex in, yeah, he'd definitely use that, although he'd probably wonder why the trophies aren't displayed, you know, publicly.
tl;dr for fug, yes
For what purpose?
The way he'd most like to live is more or less the way the apartment in Port Barry is set up: a position that reminds him of his conquests. A room that is massive, and gives a full view of a city or landscape that he has some degree of ownership over, from atop a tower that is itself impressive, a feat of engineering, and is at least some degree his.
A dark hole in the ground is kind of the exact opposite. He would wonder "why are you hiding? What are you so ashamed of? Don't you feel proud? And if you are proud of who you are and what you have accomplished, why not show it off?" Or at least that's the way his thoughts would run if ever articulated.
If you mean a sort of "hunting trophy" room to have sex in, yeah, he'd definitely use that, although he'd probably wonder why the trophies aren't displayed, you know, publicly.
tl;dr for fug, yes
>>22906
Story happened off board, leaving GM and Inferius knowledgable. And then GM worded a statement in a way that confused Inferius. And then I worded a question in a way that confused GM.
>>22907
You missed a couple questions that you can read the answers to in this thread, and a couple things that involve other characters
Story happened off board, leaving GM and Inferius knowledgable. And then GM worded a statement in a way that confused Inferius. And then I worded a question in a way that confused GM.
>>22907
You missed a couple questions that you can read the answers to in this thread, and a couple things that involve other characters
>>22881
no jesus wasnt a cuck and i guess im not eiter, no i havent read it but im familiar with a few concepts in it.
no jesus wasnt a cuck and i guess im not eiter, no i havent read it but im familiar with a few concepts in it.
Idk wtf happened last night to make Infernius bury himself in a hole, but I guess it's better not to pry.
Before we go hunting Droves, can I work on item crafting? Some minor rings or cloaks and what not?
Before we go hunting Droves, can I work on item crafting? Some minor rings or cloaks and what not?
>>22911
I want to make a journey to Spinitar, and perhaps the Court City. Want to go? (I intend on not killing anything. But if shit comes up...)
I want to make a journey to Spinitar, and perhaps the Court City. Want to go? (I intend on not killing anything. But if shit comes up...)
>>22912
The trip shouldn't come immediately. There'd be preparations to make.
I'm going to craft some basic items first.
The trip shouldn't come immediately. There'd be preparations to make.
I'm going to craft some basic items first.
>>22913
It's a purely diplomatic effort (although having a spy would be great). If there's trouble or difficulties, I just run straight back.
It's a purely diplomatic effort (although having a spy would be great). If there's trouble or difficulties, I just run straight back.
If a creature's ability says it's used "at will" does that imply it's ability is a free action?
Some of these monsters are spooky...
Some of these monsters are spooky...
>>22916
I think that's a reference to what preparations are required and how many times a day it can be done.
I think that's a reference to what preparations are required and how many times a day it can be done.
>>22918
GM stated that there are more days open for session this week because of thanksgiving. I believe he said he works until 10AM Wednesday
GM stated that there are more days open for session this week because of thanksgiving. I believe he said he works until 10AM Wednesday
>Torcuil is gonna have to coma for a while
GM, how can I make this happen?
GM, how can I make this happen?
>Tocuil, suddenly keeling-in to the stress caused by being surrounded by psycopaths, has a midlife crisis and hides himself away in a cave, protected by the most elaborate magical shield
>He claims to be studying his magic, but faint sobbing can be heard echoing at the entrance
>Nobody can convince him to come out; everyone decides to just give him his space let him get it out of his system
>He occasionally appears in the kitchen to look for haggis, but teleports away at the first sign of company
>He claims to be studying his magic, but faint sobbing can be heard echoing at the entrance
>Nobody can convince him to come out; everyone decides to just give him his space let him get it out of his system
>He occasionally appears in the kitchen to look for haggis, but teleports away at the first sign of company
>>22927
shit man that's terrible.
shit man that's terrible.
>>22907
I had to ask a couple questions that asking them in thread would have resulted in some unavoidable meta-decisions.
>>22910
If you ever get the chance, look up the "Anima".
"That's RIGHT you're not, you're bottom bitch!" she's been like this all day. "Hey, did you hear about the time Infernius crawled into the tent with me? It was fucking in tents!"
>sigh
>>22916
"IKR? Nigel's head would explode if he ever went to the infernal realms. All day, everyday, someone's ALWAYS popping off saying,... that blasphemy phrase,... simply because they can. At will is haxx."
>>22920
All of a sudden, Torcuil starts twitching and his arms start spasming. He appears to be having a seisure, and he collapses on the ground. He's still breating, but he's deathly still.
Thez starts writing on his face with a pen. I told you, she's been like this all day.
I had to ask a couple questions that asking them in thread would have resulted in some unavoidable meta-decisions.
>>22910
If you ever get the chance, look up the "Anima".
"That's RIGHT you're not, you're bottom bitch!" she's been like this all day. "Hey, did you hear about the time Infernius crawled into the tent with me? It was fucking in tents!"
>sigh
>>22916
"IKR? Nigel's head would explode if he ever went to the infernal realms. All day, everyday, someone's ALWAYS popping off saying,... that blasphemy phrase,... simply because they can. At will is haxx."
>>22920
All of a sudden, Torcuil starts twitching and his arms start spasming. He appears to be having a seisure, and he collapses on the ground. He's still breating, but he's deathly still.
Thez starts writing on his face with a pen. I told you, she's been like this all day.
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GM, if I level-up Tracy as a Blackguard, can I have an Undead Companion instead of a living fiendish servant? Tracy isn't going to use a mount or cohort, but I want a spooky butler.
>fucking in tents!
top fucking jej
top fucking jej
>>22942
Be content with a fiendish servant. Whe you make it to 5th level black guard after two more level ups
>Upon or after reaching 5th level, a blackguard can call a fiendish... horse or pony
Be content with a fiendish servant. Whe you make it to 5th level black guard after two more level ups
>Upon or after reaching 5th level, a blackguard can call a fiendish... horse or pony
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>>22943
Yeah, but Tracy is a fiendish pony.
I'd rather have a servant of hoo-manoid shape, like a Fallen Paladin's undead companion. That way he could shoot arrows, fit armor on her, help craft items, read books, or any other things that are difficult for a little mudpony to do by herself.
Also, I've always wanted a spooky skeleton butler. I'm willing to cross any distance to make the phylactery.
Yeah, but Tracy is a fiendish pony.
I'd rather have a servant of hoo-manoid shape, like a Fallen Paladin's undead companion. That way he could shoot arrows, fit armor on her, help craft items, read books, or any other things that are difficult for a little mudpony to do by herself.
Also, I've always wanted a spooky skeleton butler. I'm willing to cross any distance to make the phylactery.
>>22940
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anima_and_animus
The Koran has some useful information about the Anima.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anima_and_animus
The Koran has some useful information about the Anima.
Does Tracy have time to craft anything?
THEZ! You definitely have to have some worn down and over used sex toys
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>>23002
>bazaar
Did somebody say bazaar? I love bazaars. Even though they're always run by Arabs, still good, honest people to trade with.
>bazaar
Did somebody say bazaar? I love bazaars. Even though they're always run by Arabs, still good, honest people to trade with.
>>230023
"Saaay, you like to collect dead things don't you? You wouldn't happen to have Kefka's wing would you?"
"Saaay, you like to collect dead things don't you? You wouldn't happen to have Kefka's wing would you?"
>>23010
Just what the fuck has been the point of the last three years of my life? I think I'm stuck now
Just what the fuck has been the point of the last three years of my life? I think I'm stuck now
>>23008
Yeah, but why make my own shit when I can buy it and have GM come up wihh the ideas.
Plus, I can't think of something to make
Yeah, but why make my own shit when I can buy it and have GM come up wihh the ideas.
Plus, I can't think of something to make
>>23009
*looks almost giddy at the chance to show off her collection*
*whispers, ushering Thez off to the side* "Yep, I even dried them out in the dark to preserve their color. Would you like to see them?"
I'm glad I mentioned her pitting it in the bag, before the dungeon was kill.
*looks almost giddy at the chance to show off her collection*
*whispers, ushering Thez off to the side* "Yep, I even dried them out in the dark to preserve their color. Would you like to see them?"
I'm glad I mentioned her pitting it in the bag, before the dungeon was kill.
>>23017
"Only enough to keep them from rotting; the rigidity is pretty much the same. You have to dran the blood out of these things if you don't want them to get all stiff and eaten by worms."
"Only enough to keep them from rotting; the rigidity is pretty much the same. You have to dran the blood out of these things if you don't want them to get all stiff and eaten by worms."
>>23017
"I don't think so. What've you got that accentuates killin'. Or helps in protectin'. Preferably I'd like to see any new acquisitions since the re-opening of trade"
"I don't think so. What've you got that accentuates killin'. Or helps in protectin'. Preferably I'd like to see any new acquisitions since the re-opening of trade"
>>23021
Those are wondrous items with extremely high costs and extremely high buffs. You don't just ask "can you have it done by Tuesday"
Those are wondrous items with extremely high costs and extremely high buffs. You don't just ask "can you have it done by Tuesday"
>>23024
Any spells or enchantments that Tracy might need in her crafting.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Mask_of_the_Skull
Any spells or enchantments that Tracy might need in her crafting.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Mask_of_the_Skull
>>23026
"Impress me. I've seen a lot of shit over the past few months, so that won't be easy. We have more money than God, so it'll be worth your while"
"Impress me. I've seen a lot of shit over the past few months, so that won't be easy. We have more money than God, so it'll be worth your while"
>a few days
Those weren't that important to me. Tracy is going shopping next.
>>23030
I will find a way.
Those weren't that important to me. Tracy is going shopping next.
>>23030
I will find a way.
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>a bald man approaches
Wait
Wait
>>23046
Ohhhhh, so now you reach your limit for evil
No. Kill Starlight [REDACTED], then you can use her skull as a death mask
Ohhhhh, so now you reach your limit for evil
No. Kill Starlight [REDACTED], then you can use her skull as a death mask
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If I get more ranks in Gather Information, can I find better wares around town?
>>23068
Could be worse. Could make you go all the way across the fucking country before telling you to fuck off
Could be worse. Could make you go all the way across the fucking country before telling you to fuck off
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Can't lose your dignity if you didn't have any to begin with.
-Torcuil
-Torcuil
Well, Torcuil finds a vendor with a robe of pockets n pockets.
Its a robe with limitless pockets. Everywhere. There are even pockets inside of the pockets, but the pockets are all pocket-size
Its a robe with limitless pockets. Everywhere. There are even pockets inside of the pockets, but the pockets are all pocket-size
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>>23079
The rest of us can be at times though..
Yeah. This game has been pretty consistently fun. I love it.
The rest of us can be at times though..
Yeah. This game has been pretty consistently fun. I love it.
Tracy discovers a wand of sneezes, guaranteed to upset your oppponent at the worst time.
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