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actually fuck that one heres a better one
As a total newb on this can I get a QR?
>>2173 you start off with a number of points and you use those points to make your character, and then we play it like an regular tabletop game
>>2175 yea it is take your time making your character, makesure you like em.
>>2176 Does it really say "+DTF" meaning "Down to fuck?" What the fuck. There must be only person behind this.
>>2180 yes!, it can only be Trudeau
>>2180 you gonna play iron guard anon?
>>2180 Canadian History X Trudeau is better than the Original.
>>2182 I will be Trudeau. The space drama teacher and leader of Canada. I'll make the character sheet after I'm done making a couple of responses.
>>2184 He would still get a fellatio from a dog in that form.
>>2180 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=DTF i dont know what else it could mean, i only remember this meaning too
>>2185 >He would still get a fellatio from a dog in that form. Nobody is perfect. One step at a time.
>>2185 wait he got a bj from a dog?
>>2188 Trudeau legalized beastiality in Canada.
>>2187 Which begs the question, can we redpill Trudeau?
>>2189 The dog entry. here
>>2176
>>2194 It fucking had to be Trudeau
>>2185 I dont have the energy to commit to this. Can I just watch you?
>>2196 >>2196 >watching Okay, sure.
>>2200 Eh?
I should really get back my leaf flag for this.
so whos playing? be autistic and say here.
>>2204 I might play, if I can find the time....
>>2206 hey roll 4d10 for credits
>>2210 I never learned to this...
[4d10 = 20] >>2211 in the email feild type dice 4d10
>>2211 dice (# of dice)d(how many sides)
[4d10 = 31] Just roll shit up fam
>>2217 Ah. I thought it was missing something.
>>2217 Definitely Kriegenfist.
Tai Lopez lawful netral Knowledges Medical Degree Military Bootcamp Ship Leviathan Breed(Ship) 6k ironbill dropship 3.5k Ship Defences 1050 Sheild Repair Equipment eva suit free medic cache free vanguard armor free Hydra shotgun free Sheild free energy baton free carapace armor 400 burrowtech worm 2,5k Gatling rifle 900 custom melee(Giant Bad Dragon™ Horse Dildo) 250 Healer Symbiote 500 buisiness(alien Brothel) 650 companions CUNT sleepy david lenin of new moscow molly harriot(shes my pilot your pervs) here's me
>>2220 >>2219 im from wendigo and my perks are
Frosty
Comfy
symbiote sidekick
hivekind
We're still playing the space one, right?
>>2373 yea i just thought id dump a few others
>>2373 would you kindly post your char sheet?
in this format
>>2220
Justin "Cross the Wire, Get the Piledriver" Trudeau (Neutral) Training/Career: Entertainer tutoring (drama teacher) Diplomacy degree Starships: Saucer Fighters: Gravoclops Mechs: Industrial Sec-Suit Vehicles: Hover-Bike Arnour/Attire: Modern Local Attire Carapace Armour Weapons: Power-Fists Classic Laser Misc/Other: Galactic Chart Portable Medic Cache Novelty Attire (Headmounted Dildo) Insurance Implant Special Misc: It came from earth!! (A big leaf poner/Maple.) Credits:13,300 Companions: Swamp, A Dog (for fucking) Kerry Bridges Lu-Li David Grandpa Jeff
>>2217 Also, I have a maple syrup company stationed on Kriegenfist
>>2377
>>2377 anon you had 31,000 credits
>>2379 Yeah, I spent them, 13300 is my remaining credits.
>>2383 the maple leaf, it gets my dick hard.
>>2385 When was that third one made?
>>2386 pre novememeber im sure
>>2388 This is difficult to read...
Here's your giant Maple by the way.
>>2394 That's not 500 feet.. that's like ~25, tops. Really nice pic though.
>>2395 Ponies not to scale of course...
Anyone else going to play?
>>2397 I have too much shit to do atm...
>>2399 Had a bit of a problem converting it into the metric system.
>>2545 I think you killed it, Jack.
>>2934 I think so to atlas
I was really hoping for a CYOA...
>>3539 I was waiting to watch you do it
>tfw blueballed, even when prepared to be a cuck
>>3540 Anon, you have to take the responsibility for yourself this time. Take that bull, grab its horns, and toss it aside. Because there's no cuckolds here, only men.
>>3539 Make your characters if you guys wanna do one.
>>3559 I already did one. Just changed my flag is all.
>>3579 The Iron Guard wasn't in Bulgaria...
>>3579 He's a fucking leaf.
>>3579 >>3596 Hey,are you two going to play?
>>3597 How about tomorrow?
Sure. Hopefully someone joins sooner or later.
>>3656 I'm here if that counts.
I'm still shaky on the game, dynamics, and such, but I'm lurking.
>>3659 We're gonna use basic DnD rules.
>>3662 Give me 10, ill brb.
>>3660 It shouldn't be a problem then. ^_~
>>3664 Are you going to play?
>>3665 I'ma have the bovie going in the BG, but I don't see why not,....
>>3666 Well, now Satan commands you.
Can I trade friends for credits?
Also, can I get synth skin AND hard light shielding?
Thez (don't act surprised) Slaver Engineer Saucer Copter Worm Bolt Caster (I get it now) Synth Skin/ hard-light shielding 2x Lightsabres Quad-shotty Hoverboard Disguise Mask Ship AI Brain Insurance I've got 2k, and no friends. I want the 4k crew, and whatever isn't exchanged for that I'll pick friends (if).
>>3675 >>3674 You get the crew but you are now in debt to the Corp you bought them from.
>>3676 K. Also, Planey = Grandphos
>>3680 Yep just finding a map now
>inb4 i suck at GMing
>>3681 When you're ready, I suggest starting a narrative you can't stop from, and going with it. ^_^
Pretty sure its an unspoken 'no bully'.
>>3682 Ok thez you awaken!your mind fuzzy, you cant see, and you feel your limbs are bound.
>what do?
>>3684 >not again Okay. Wriggling to whatever degree able, to determine the strength of the bonds, as well as the degree of confinement in the room. Are eyes covered, or is there an absence of light?
>>3688 Theres a bit of slack in the chains,it feels as if you are tied to a table, you have what feels like a strip of cloth across your eyes.
>>3690 Can she hear anything, and how much slack are we talking?
>already contemplating breaking her thumbs
>>3691 >give me a preception she thinks breaking her thumbs would work.
>>3692 If no one is around to obstruct, and doing so might enable escape (no guarantees), breaking thumbs and assessing.
>>3693 alright.you are up,you see next to you surgical equipment.and on the far side of the incredibly white room is a a sliding door.
>>3694 also you are naked.
>>3694 Taking anything bladed that's readily available. Looking for cameras or surveilance, and doubly listening for audible threats or impetuses, before approaching the door, inspecting it (keypads? locks? faulty hinges?)
>>3695 Also not again.
>>3696 >you find a couple scalpels and a hammer and chisel you see no surveillance equipment,there is no sound in the room at all you can hear your heartbeat its so quiet.there is a keypad you do not understand the alphabet.
>>3697 Trying the door but not opening it. Also assessing any apparent structural weaknesses in the door, respective to the hammer and chisel
>inb4 gommie
>>3698 its a magnetic locking door.you could attempt to pry it open with the tools you have.
>>3699 For lack of better option, break that shit. o\\_/o
>>3700 are you sure? their is a console remember?
>>3701 >missed the console Break it down!
>>3702 the door opens and on the other side of the door is
>pic related 2 of them
[1d20 = 11] >>3703 Leading with both(?) blades, aiming for throats.
[1d20 = 9] >>3704 ones throat explodes with purple blood, the other gets its hands up and blocks the blade.
>roll initiative
[1d20 = 9] Yeah. Picture it. Some purple chick (IDK if she has tail in this verse, but w/e) w/ pink hair wakes up strapped down. Without a moments hesitation she breaks the shit out of her thumbs to escape restraint. Grabbing tools (weapons, I suppose) she makes her way - by force - through one door and (again without hesitation) the throat of an apparent non-friendly.
>BLLAAAAARGH sez one, while the other jumps back to avoid murder (for now). Sorry,....
>>3707 Her first move would be to scope for a decent environmental advantage (an explosive cylinder, an avalanche waiting to happen, etc.) WHILE going full defense no action.
[1d20 = 6] >>3709 the abomination attempts to shock you with an electric prod.
>>3711 >abomination I thought they just had 3 heads. Anyway, assuming damage, potential lack of motor control (cuz electricity can do that), and the possibility of outside threats that she hasn't noticed (cuz she's thought of that too), she's grabbing the hand with the prod with both hands, resolved to discard any face/torso damage due to opponent's flailing/objections.
[1d20 = 1] Assuming success, she's smacking THEM in the face with it, taking it away, and hitting THEM with it.
>>3715 you grab the prod, but right as you do you slip backwards and pull the prod into you.
>mfw
[1d20 = 16] Does she have a tail Sweeping opponent's legs (unless its like 6 tentacles or some shit, then beating about the face with the prod handle {no not the shocky end, not yet}) Attacking.
>>3718 you succeed in knocking them out with the prod.they are now laying on the ground.
Wait STOP.<record-screeching sound effect> Seriously? Is it only this anon and that anon?<like Achilles from Troy> Is there NO one else? IS THERE NO ONE else? Sorry, I won't do that (much) anymore.>for effect, Blade Runner is on repeat in BG
>>3719 Coup de gras. Room?
First, slightly (though not completely) test the mechanism of both doors. Then slowly, ever so quietly and discreetly, open one of them. Backing away quickly of course.
>Realizes is still neked. Do abominations have clothes?
>>3728 yes they both had fatigues.
[1d20 = 3] determines aesthetics of uniforms K fine, as long as it doesn't hinder movement still no comment on the tail
>>3731 your tail no fit in it unless you put it down a pant leg.
>>3733 Not just dubs, but thats a nice number. Not in pants, as a belt, ish.
>>3731 this is the shittest uniform you've ever seen.its red on the top and it fades to orange on the bottom.
>>3736 I knew it. She will forego the clothes.
>>3735 ok you see on the otherside of the door a green figure on a bed,hes facing away from the door so all you see is his back, you see him put his head down a bit and make a sucking noise.
>>3737 Lookit, a pair of 37's
>>3738 I'm not sure what you're getting at, but if otherwise non-threatening she's down the hall to the left with the quickness.
>>3741 this was the figure.
>>3740 Sorry, she's exiting through the most immediate and ubobstructed means
>>3742 Then she won't have to kill him while making her escape. She DOES have a ship and all that shit to get back to right?
>>3744 yes she does.
so this is what you are doing?
Rdy for stabby (meaning taking initiative if apparently threatening), open the door/elevator/whatever
>>3746 ok you see a room similar to the one you were in.
>>3748 similar to the room you woke up in.
>>3748 Close door.
Open room pic related
>>3750 you see a shelf full of boxes.
>>3752 Kick the shelf over, looking for anything significant to fall out but otherwise returning to the frog and restraining him (has tail)
>>3753 you see a box of shackles and chain fall over, you make it back to frogman and he says *you want some* and then you restrain him.
"Why are you so calm? What the fuck is going on?" Maintain hold.
[1d20 = 4] >if limb/tail is available, retrieving joint and partaking
>>3755 i..i dont know i woke up here please dont kill me,like matt tried to.
>>3757 She discards him onto the bed/surface/whatever, and begins searching the remaining rooms for resources and/or stairs/exits.
>>3758 you go to this room and you find a force cage.
>>3759 in the cage is a human. he looks like this
>>3760 Disengage shield (engineering) and grab dood by the throat.
"And why should I let YOU live?"
>>3761 because im a well off individual. and if you kill me my friends wouldnt like that.
>>3762 "I'm not interested in what you're worth on paper, I want to know whether you have any resolve!"
Attacking, nonlethal, aiming for diaphragm
>>3761 who or what the fuck are you anyway?
>>3766 ok he goes to say this
>>3764 and he gets cut off.
[1d20 = 17] >>3767 he then goes for a punch to the bridge of your nse
>>3764 "I control your fate, for now. That is all that concerns you."
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