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actually fuck that one heres a better one
As a total newb on this can I get a QR?
>>2173you start off with a number of points and you use those points to make your character, and then we play it like an regular tabletop game
>>2175yea it is take your time making your character, makesure you like em.
>>2176Does it really say "+DTF" meaning "Down to fuck?" What the fuck. There must be only person behind this.
>>2180yes!, it can only be Trudeau
>>2180you gonna play iron guard anon?
>>2180Canadian History X Trudeau is better than the Original.
>>2182I will be Trudeau. The space drama teacher and leader of Canada. I'll make the character sheet after I'm done making a couple of responses.
>>2184He would still get a fellatio from a dog in that form.
>>2180http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=DTFi dont know what else it could mean, i only remember this meaning too
>>2185>He would still get a fellatio from a dog in that form.Nobody is perfect. One step at a time.
>>2185wait he got a bj from a dog?
>>2188Trudeau legalized beastiality in Canada.
>>2187Which begs the question, can we redpill Trudeau?
>>2194It fucking had to be Trudeau
>>2185I dont have the energy to commit to this. Can I just watch you?
so whos playing?
be autistic and say here.
>>2204I might play, if I can find the time....
>>2206hey roll 4d10 for credits
>>2210I never learned to this...
[4d10 = 20]>>2211in the email feild type dice 4d10
>>2211dice (# of dice)d(how many sides)
[4d10 = 31]
Just roll shit up fam
>>2217Ah. I thought it was missing something.
Tai Lopez lawful netral
Knowledges
Medical Degree
Military Bootcamp
Ship
Leviathan Breed(Ship) 6k
ironbill dropship 3.5k
Ship Defences 1050
Sheild
Repair
Equipment
eva suit free
medic cache free
vanguard armor free
Hydra shotgun free
Sheild free
energy baton free
carapace armor 400
burrowtech worm 2,5k
Gatling rifle 900
custom melee(Giant Bad Dragon™ Horse Dildo) 250
Healer Symbiote 500
buisiness(alien Brothel)
650
companions
CUNT
sleepy
david
lenin of new moscow
molly harriot(shes my pilot your pervs)
here's me
[Read more] >>2220>>2219im from wendigo and my perks are
Frosty
Comfy
symbiote sidekick
hivekind
We're still playing the space one, right?
>>2373yea i just thought id dump a few others
>>2373would you kindly post your char sheet?
in this format
>>2220 Justin "Cross the Wire, Get the Piledriver" Trudeau (Neutral)
Training/Career:
Entertainer tutoring (drama teacher)
Diplomacy degree
Starships:
Saucer
Fighters:
Gravoclops
Mechs:
Industrial Sec-Suit
Vehicles:
Hover-Bike
Arnour/Attire:
Modern Local Attire
Carapace Armour
Weapons:
Power-Fists
Classic Laser
Misc/Other:
Galactic Chart
Portable Medic Cache
Novelty Attire (Headmounted Dildo)
Insurance Implant
Special Misc:
It came from earth!! (A big leaf poner/Maple.)
Credits:13,300
Companions:
Swamp, A Dog (for fucking)
Kerry Bridges
Lu-Li
David
Grandpa Jeff
[Read more] >>2217Also, I have a maple syrup company stationed on Kriegenfist
>>2377 >>2377anon you had 31,000 credits
>>2379Yeah, I spent them, 13300 is my remaining credits.
>>2383the maple leaf, it gets my dick hard.
>>2385When was that third one made?
>>2388
This is difficult to read...
Here's your giant Maple by the way.
>>2394That's not 500 feet.. that's like ~25, tops. Really nice pic though.
>>2395Ponies not to scale of course...
Anyone else going to play?
>>2397I have too much shit to do atm...
>>2399Had a bit of a problem converting it into the metric system.
>>2545I think you killed it, Jack.
I was really hoping for a CYOA...
>>3539I was waiting to watch you do it
>tfw blueballed, even when prepared to be a cuck >>3540Anon, you have to take the responsibility for yourself this time. Take that bull, grab its horns, and toss it aside. Because there's no cuckolds here, only men.
>>3539Make your characters if you guys wanna do one.
>>3559I already did one. Just changed my flag is all.
>>3579The Iron Guard wasn't in Bulgaria...
>>3579>>3596Hey,are you two going to play?
Sure. Hopefully someone joins sooner or later.
I'm still shaky on the game, dynamics, and such, but I'm lurking.
>>3659We're gonna use basic DnD rules.
>>3660It shouldn't be a problem then. ^_~
>>3665I'ma have the bovie going in the BG, but I don't see why not,....
>>3666Well, now Satan commands you.
Can I trade friends for credits?
Also, can I get synth skin AND hard light shielding?
Thez (don't act surprised)
Slaver
Engineer
Saucer
Copter
Worm
Bolt Caster (I get it now)
Synth Skin/ hard-light shielding
2x Lightsabres
Quad-shotty
Hoverboard
Disguise Mask
Ship AI
Brain Insurance
I've got 2k, and no friends. I want the 4k crew, and whatever isn't exchanged for that I'll pick friends (if).
[Read more] >>3675>>3674You get the crew but you are now in debt to the Corp you bought them from.
>>3676K. Also, Planey = Grandphos
>>3680Yep just finding a map now
>inb4 i suck at GMing >>3681When you're ready, I suggest starting a narrative you can't stop from, and going with it. ^_^
Pretty sure its an unspoken 'no bully'.
>>3682Ok thez you awaken!your mind fuzzy, you cant see, and you feel your limbs are bound.
>what do? >>3684>not againOkay. Wriggling to whatever degree able, to determine the strength of the bonds, as well as the degree of confinement in the room. Are eyes covered, or is there an absence of light?
>>3688Theres a bit of slack in the chains,it feels as if you are tied to a table, you have what feels like a strip of cloth across your eyes.
>>3690Can she hear anything, and how much slack are we talking?
>already contemplating breaking her thumbs >>3691>give me a preceptionshe thinks breaking her thumbs would work.
>>3692If no one is around to obstruct, and doing so might enable escape (no guarantees), breaking thumbs and assessing.
>>3693alright.you are up,you see next to you surgical equipment.and on the far side of the incredibly white room is a a sliding door.
>>3694Taking anything bladed that's readily available. Looking for cameras or surveilance, and doubly listening for audible threats or impetuses, before approaching the door, inspecting it (keypads? locks? faulty hinges?)
>>3695Also not again.
>>3696>you find a couple scalpels and a hammer and chisel you see no surveillance equipment,there is no sound in the room at all you can hear your heartbeat its so quiet.there is a keypad you do not understand the alphabet.
>>3697Trying the door but not opening it. Also assessing any apparent structural weaknesses in the door, respective to the hammer and chisel
>inb4 gommie >>3698its a magnetic locking door.you could attempt to pry it open with the tools you have.
>>3699For lack of better option, break that shit. o\\_/o
>>3700are you sure? their is a console remember?
>>3702the door opens and on the other side of the door is
>pic related2 of them
[1d20 = 11]>>3703Leading with both(?) blades, aiming for throats.
[1d20 = 9]>>3704ones throat explodes with purple blood, the other gets its hands up and blocks the blade.
>roll initiative [1d20 = 9]
Yeah. Picture it. Some purple chick (IDK if she has tail in this verse, but w/e) w/ pink hair wakes up strapped down. Without a moments hesitation she breaks the shit out of her thumbs to escape restraint. Grabbing tools (weapons, I suppose) she makes her way - by force - through one door and (again without hesitation) the throat of an apparent non-friendly.
>BLLAAAAARGH
sez one, while the other jumps back to avoid murder (for now).
Sorry,....
>>3707Her first move would be to scope for a decent environmental advantage (an explosive cylinder, an avalanche waiting to happen, etc.) WHILE going full defense no action.
[1d20 = 6]>>3709the abomination attempts to shock you with an electric prod.
>>3711>abominationI thought they just had 3 heads. Anyway, assuming damage, potential lack of motor control (cuz electricity can do that), and the possibility of outside threats that she hasn't noticed (cuz she's thought of that too), she's grabbing the hand with the prod with both hands, resolved to discard any face/torso damage due to opponent's flailing/objections.
[1d20 = 1]
Assuming success, she's smacking THEM in the face with it, taking it away, and hitting THEM with it.
>>3715you grab the prod, but right as you do you slip backwards and pull the prod into you.
>mfw [1d20 = 16]
Does she have a tailSweeping opponent's legs (unless its like 6 tentacles or some shit, then beating about the face with the prod handle {no not the shocky end, not yet})
Attacking.
>>3718you succeed in knocking them out with the prod.they are now laying on the ground.
Wait STOP.
<record-screeching sound effect>
Seriously? Is it only this anon and that anon?
<like Achilles from Troy>
Is there NO one else? IS THERE NO ONE else?
Sorry, I won't do that (much) anymore.
>for effect, Blade Runner is on repeat in BG
First, slightly (though not completely) test the mechanism of both doors. Then slowly, ever so quietly and discreetly, open one of them.
Backing away quickly of course.
>Realizes is still neked.
Do abominations have clothes?
>>3728yes they both had fatigues.
[1d20 = 3]
determines aesthetics of uniforms
K fine, as long as it doesn't hinder movement still no comment on the tail
>>3731your tail no fit in it unless you put it down a pant leg.
>>3733Not just dubs, but thats a nice number. Not in pants, as a belt, ish.
>>3731this is the shittest uniform you've ever seen.its red on the top and it fades to orange on the bottom.
>>3736I knew it. She will forego the clothes.
>>3735ok you see on the otherside of the door a green figure on a bed,hes facing away from the door so all you see is his back, you see him put his head down a bit and make a sucking noise.
>>3738I'm not sure what you're getting at, but if otherwise non-threatening she's down the hall to the left with the quickness.
>>3740Sorry, she's exiting through the most immediate and ubobstructed means
>>3742Then she won't have to kill him while making her escape. She DOES have a ship and all that shit to get back to right?
>>3744yes she does.
so this is what you are doing?
Rdy for stabby (meaning taking initiative if apparently threatening), open the door/elevator/whatever
>>3746ok you see a room similar to the one you were in.
>>3748similar to the room you woke up in.
>>3750you see a shelf full of boxes.
>>3752Kick the shelf over, looking for anything significant to fall out but otherwise returning to the frog and restraining him (has tail)
>>3753you see a box of shackles and chain fall over, you make it back to frogman and he says *you want some* and then you restrain him.
"Why are you so calm? What the fuck is going on?" Maintain hold.
[1d20 = 4]
>if limb/tail is available, retrieving joint and partaking
>>3755i..i dont know i woke up here please dont kill me,like matt tried to.
>>3757She discards him onto the bed/surface/whatever, and begins searching the remaining rooms for resources and/or stairs/exits.
>>3758you go to this room and you find a force cage.
>>3759in the cage is a human. he looks like this
>>3760Disengage shield (engineering) and grab dood by the throat.
"And why should I let YOU live?"
>>3761because im a well off individual. and if you kill me my friends wouldnt like that.
>>3762"I'm not interested in what you're worth on paper, I want to know whether you have any resolve!"
Attacking, nonlethal, aiming for diaphragm
>>3761who or what the fuck are you anyway?
[1d20 = 17]>>3767he then goes for a punch to the bridge of your nse
>>3764"I control your fate, for now. That is all that concerns you."