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actually fuck that one heres a better one

As a total newb on this can I get a QR?

>>2173
you start off with a number of points and you use those points to make your character, and then we play it like an regular tabletop game

>>2174
Ahh.. simple.

>>2175
yea it is take your time making your character, makesure you like em.

>>2176
Does it really say "+DTF" meaning "Down to fuck?" What the fuck. There must be only person behind this.

>>2180
yes!, it can only be Trudeau

>>2180
you gonna play iron guard anon?

>>2180

Canadian History X Trudeau is better than the Original.

>>2182
I will be Trudeau. The space drama teacher and leader of Canada. I'll make the character sheet after I'm done making a couple of responses.
>>2184
He would still get a fellatio from a dog in that form.

>>2180

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=DTF

i dont know what else it could mean, i only remember this meaning too

>>2185

>He would still get a fellatio from a dog in that form.

Nobody is perfect. One step at a time.

>>2185
wait he got a bj from a dog?

>>2180
>"+DTF"
Where?

>>2188

Trudeau legalized beastiality in Canada.

>>2190
holy shit when?

>>2187
Which begs the question, can we redpill Trudeau?

>>2189
The dog entry. here >>2176

>>2194
It fucking had to be Trudeau

>>2185
I dont have the energy to commit to this. Can I just watch you?

>>2196
>>2196
>watching
Okay, sure.

>>2200
Eh? I should really get back my leaf flag for this.

so whos playing?
be autistic and say here.

>>2204
I might play, if I can find the time....

>>2205
i hope you can

>>2206
hey roll 4d10 for credits

>>2210
I never learned to this...

[4d10 = 20]
>>2211
in the email feild type dice 4d10

>>2211
dice (# of dice)d(how many sides)

[4d10 = 31]
Just roll shit up fam

[4d10 = 31]
>>2215
31,000

>>2217
Ah. I thought it was missing something.

>>2217
Definitely Kriegenfist.

Tai Lopez lawful netral

Knowledges
Medical Degree
Military Bootcamp

Ship
Leviathan Breed(Ship) 6k
ironbill dropship 3.5k
Ship Defences 1050
Sheild
Repair

Equipment
eva suit free
medic cache free
vanguard armor free
Hydra shotgun free
Sheild free
energy baton free
carapace armor 400
burrowtech worm 2,5k
Gatling rifle 900
custom melee(Giant Bad Dragon™ Horse Dildo) 250
Healer Symbiote 500

buisiness(alien Brothel)
650

companions
CUNT
sleepy
david
lenin of new moscow
molly harriot(shes my pilot your pervs)
here's me

>>2220
>>2219
im from wendigo and my perks are
Frosty
Comfy
symbiote sidekick
hivekind

We're still playing the space one, right?

>>2373
yea i just thought id dump a few others

>>2373
would you kindly post your char sheet?
in this format
>>2220

Justin "Cross the Wire, Get the Piledriver" Trudeau (Neutral)

Training/Career:
Entertainer tutoring (drama teacher)
Diplomacy degree

Starships:
Saucer
Fighters:
Gravoclops
Mechs:
Industrial Sec-Suit
Vehicles:
Hover-Bike

Arnour/Attire:
Modern Local Attire
Carapace Armour

Weapons:
Power-Fists
Classic Laser

Misc/Other:
Galactic Chart
Portable Medic Cache
Novelty Attire (Headmounted Dildo)
Insurance Implant

Special Misc:
It came from earth!! (A big leaf poner/Maple.)

Credits:13,300

Companions:
Swamp, A Dog (for fucking)
Kerry Bridges
Lu-Li
David
Grandpa Jeff

>>2217
Also, I have a maple syrup company stationed on Kriegenfist
>>2377

>>2377
anon you had 31,000 credits

>>2379
Yeah, I spent them, 13300 is my remaining credits.

>>2377
>500ft tall Mayple

>>2383
the maple leaf, it gets my dick hard.

>>2385
When was that third one made?

>>2386
pre novememeber im sure

>>2388
This is difficult to read...

Here's your giant Maple by the way.

>>2394
That's not 500 feet.. that's like ~25, tops. Really nice pic though.

>>2395
Ponies not to scale of course...

Anyone else going to play?

>>2397
I have too much shit to do atm...

>>2399
Had a bit of a problem converting it into the metric system.

>>2400
hes a big guy

any one else wanna play?

>>2545
I think you killed it, Jack.

>>2934
I think so to atlas

>>2947
I'm not Atlas.

I was really hoping for a CYOA...

>>3539
I was waiting to watch you do it
>tfw blueballed, even when prepared to be a cuck

>>3540
Anon, you have to take the responsibility for yourself this time. Take that bull, grab its horns, and toss it aside. Because there's no cuckolds here, only men.

>>3539
Make your characters if you guys wanna do one.

>>3559
I already did one. Just changed my flag is all.

>>3571
Bulgarian anon?

>>3579
The Iron Guard wasn't in Bulgaria...

>>3579
He's a fucking leaf.

>>3579
>>3596
Hey,are you two going to play?

>>3597
How about tomorrow?

Sure. Hopefully someone joins sooner or later.

>>3615
You lurking anon?

>>3656
I'm here if that counts.

I'm still shaky on the game, dynamics, and such, but I'm lurking.

>>3659
We're gonna use basic DnD rules.

So, when do we start?

>>3662
Give me 10, ill brb.

>>3660
It shouldn't be a problem then. ^_~

>>3664
Are you going to play?

>>3665
I'ma have the bovie going in the BG, but I don't see why not,....

>>3666
Well, now Satan commands you.

Can I trade friends for credits?

Also, can I get synth skin AND hard light shielding?

Thez (don't act surprised)

Slaver
Engineer

Saucer
Copter

Worm

Bolt Caster (I get it now)
Synth Skin/ hard-light shielding
2x Lightsabres
Quad-shotty

Hoverboard
Disguise Mask
Ship AI
Brain Insurance

I've got 2k, and no friends. I want the 4k crew, and whatever isn't exchanged for that I'll pick friends (if).

>>3675
>>3674
You get the crew but you are now in debt to the Corp you bought them from.

>>3676
K. Also, Planey = Grandphos

>>3668
You there trudeau?

>>3680
Yep just finding a map now
>inb4 i suck at GMing

>>3681
When you're ready, I suggest starting a narrative you can't stop from, and going with it. ^_^
Pretty sure its an unspoken 'no bully'.

>>3682
Ok thez you awaken!your mind fuzzy, you cant see, and you feel your limbs are bound.
>what do?

>>3684
>not again
Okay. Wriggling to whatever degree able, to determine the strength of the bonds, as well as the degree of confinement in the room. Are eyes covered, or is there an absence of light?

>>3688
Theres a bit of slack in the chains,it feels as if you are tied to a table, you have what feels like a strip of cloth across your eyes.

>>3690
Can she hear anything, and how much slack are we talking?
>already contemplating breaking her thumbs

>>3691
>give me a preception
she thinks breaking her thumbs would work.

>>3692
If no one is around to obstruct, and doing so might enable escape (no guarantees), breaking thumbs and assessing.

>>3693
alright.you are up,you see next to you surgical equipment.and on the far side of the incredibly white room is a a sliding door.

>>3694
also you are naked.

>>3694
Taking anything bladed that's readily available. Looking for cameras or surveilance, and doubly listening for audible threats or impetuses, before approaching the door, inspecting it (keypads? locks? faulty hinges?)
>>3695
Also not again.

>>3696
>you find a couple scalpels and a hammer and chisel
you see no surveillance equipment,there is no sound in the room at all you can hear your heartbeat its so quiet.there is a keypad you do not understand the alphabet.

>>3697
Trying the door but not opening it. Also assessing any apparent structural weaknesses in the door, respective to the hammer and chisel
>inb4 gommie

>>3698
its a magnetic locking door.you could attempt to pry it open with the tools you have.

>>3699
For lack of better option, break that shit. o\\_/o

>>3700
are you sure? their is a console remember?

>>3701
>missed the console
Break it down!

>>3702
the door opens and on the other side of the door is
>pic related
2 of them

[1d20 = 11]
>>3703
Leading with both(?) blades, aiming for throats.

[1d20 = 9]
>>3704
ones throat explodes with purple blood, the other gets its hands up and blocks the blade.
>roll initiative

[1d20 = 9]
Yeah. Picture it. Some purple chick (IDK if she has tail in this verse, but w/e) w/ pink hair wakes up strapped down. Without a moments hesitation she breaks the shit out of her thumbs to escape restraint. Grabbing tools (weapons, I suppose) she makes her way - by force - through one door and (again without hesitation) the throat of an apparent non-friendly.

>>3706
thez goes first.

>BLLAAAAARGH
sez one, while the other jumps back to avoid murder (for now).
Sorry,....

>>3707
Her first move would be to scope for a decent environmental advantage (an explosive cylinder, an avalanche waiting to happen, etc.) WHILE going full defense no action.

>>3708
ni nini fuck wewe?

[1d20 = 6]
>>3709
the abomination attempts to shock you with an electric prod.

>>3711
and they miss.

>>3711
>abomination
I thought they just had 3 heads. Anyway, assuming damage, potential lack of motor control (cuz electricity can do that), and the possibility of outside threats that she hasn't noticed (cuz she's thought of that too), she's grabbing the hand with the prod with both hands, resolved to discard any face/torso damage due to opponent's flailing/objections.

[1d20 = 1]
Assuming success, she's smacking THEM in the face with it, taking it away, and hitting THEM with it.

>>3715
you grab the prod, but right as you do you slip backwards and pull the prod into you.
>mfw

[1d20 = 16]
Does she have a tailSweeping opponent's legs (unless its like 6 tentacles or some shit, then beating about the face with the prod handle {no not the shocky end, not yet})
Attacking.

>>3718
you succeed in knocking them out with the prod.they are now laying on the ground.

Wait STOP.
<record-screeching sound effect>

Seriously? Is it only this anon and that anon?
<like Achilles from Troy>

Is there NO one else? IS THERE NO ONE else?
Sorry, I won't do that (much) anymore.
>for effect, Blade Runner is on repeat in BG

>>3723
You are here.

>>3719
Coup de gras. Room?

First, slightly (though not completely) test the mechanism of both doors. Then slowly, ever so quietly and discreetly, open one of them.

Backing away quickly of course.

>Realizes is still neked.
Do abominations have clothes?

>>3728
yes they both had fatigues.

[1d20 = 3]
determines aesthetics of uniforms

K fine, as long as it doesn't hinder movement still no comment on the tail

>>3731
your tail no fit in it unless you put it down a pant leg.

>>3733
Not just dubs, but thats a nice number. Not in pants, as a belt, ish.

Sorry, the north door.

>>3731
this is the shittest uniform you've ever seen.its red on the top and it fades to orange on the bottom.

>>3736
I knew it. She will forego the clothes.

>>3735
ok you see on the otherside of the door a green figure on a bed,hes facing away from the door so all you see is his back, you see him put his head down a bit and make a sucking noise.

>>3737
Lookit, a pair of 37's

>>3738
I'm not sure what you're getting at, but if otherwise non-threatening she's down the hall to the left with the quickness.

>>3741
this was the figure.

>>3740
Sorry, she's exiting through the most immediate and ubobstructed means

>>3742
Then she won't have to kill him while making her escape. She DOES have a ship and all that shit to get back to right?

>>3744
yes she does.
so this is what you are doing?

Rdy for stabby (meaning taking initiative if apparently threatening), open the door/elevator/whatever

>>3746
ok you see a room similar to the one you were in.

>>3748
similar to the room you woke up in.

>>3748
Close door.
Open room pic related

>>3750
you see a shelf full of boxes.

>>3752
Kick the shelf over, looking for anything significant to fall out but otherwise returning to the frog and restraining him (has tail)

>>3753
you see a box of shackles and chain fall over, you make it back to frogman and he says *you want some* and then you restrain him.

"Why are you so calm? What the fuck is going on?" Maintain hold.

[1d20 = 4]
>if limb/tail is available, retrieving joint and partaking

>>3755
i..i dont know i woke up here please dont kill me,like matt tried to.

>>3757
She discards him onto the bed/surface/whatever, and begins searching the remaining rooms for resources and/or stairs/exits.

>>3758
you go to this room and you find a force cage.

>>3759
in the cage is a human. he looks like this

>>3760
Disengage shield (engineering) and grab dood by the throat.
"And why should I let YOU live?"

>>3761
because im a well off individual. and if you kill me my friends wouldnt like that.

>>3762
"I'm not interested in what you're worth on paper, I want to know whether you have any resolve!"
Attacking, nonlethal, aiming for diaphragm

>>3761
who or what the fuck are you anyway?

>>3766
ok he goes to say this>>3764
and he gets cut off.

[1d20 = 17]
>>3767
he then goes for a punch to the bridge of your nse

>>3764
"I control your fate, for now. That is all that concerns you."

[1d6 = 4]
>>3768
>>3770
your nose is bleeding slightly.

>>3771
oops nvm this roll

Grapple using all 5 limbs is it too late to ask for wings? I forgot

>>3773
its too late now, but you can buy them later.

>>3774
grapple succeeded.

>>3776
"Remember that I chose not to kill you," she says, disengaging and distancing.
>next room.

Basically, she's going to go room to room liberating whomever, satisfyingly establishing herself and then moving on. Still looking for weapons, equipment, or a way out. If happening across Pepe asking "Why are you smoking a J while I had to kill 3-eyed monsters?"

>>3777
*heh good shit* he says
there is an unconscious man in that room.

>>3778
im super high i didnt know says pepe, the guy you grappled is following you
>and updated pic

There's been an elevator this whole time?

>>3782
you found it eventualy.

"I guess we'll take the elevator,"she dryly comments to those in audible range.
>>3783
kek

Proceed to take the elevator

>>3784
>>3785
that would be pepe and tai lopez
tai says no shit,i was waiting on you.
pepe offers his seemingly infinite joint.
>while in the elevator

Thez takes a deeo breath and says "..." as her faggot retires for the night.
Sorry, I'm nodding off at keyboard. I can't even.

>>3788
alright man we can play again when everyone has time.

>>3678
Oh fuck. How do I start?

>>3790
>>3781
and on that note the man and his dog wakes up
>in the green room

>>3791
I command the dog to give me blow jowey. Do I roll to see how successful it is?

>>3793
yea roll me a d12

>>3796
its a pretty mediocre snout job

[1d12 = 11]
>>3797
I'm fine with it. What's next?

>>3798
you find a passed out purple woman with pink hair and a tail in an elevator with pepe the frog who is smoking a joint, and tai lopez.

>>3799
I salute pants down (cum visible on both me and the dog's mouth) with a "Seig Heil!" And so, I attempt to establish friendly diplomatic ties.

>>3800
im sorry trudeau anon but i gotta call it for the night. next time we are all ITT well play again.

>>3801
I understand. We'll begin soon.

I didn't say Thez was passing out, I said her faggot was. Xp

>>3803
>its alright pepe was protecting your dignity.

>>3800

that screams for a photoshop with a color change

>>3805
>>3800
Needs more swastika.

>>3805
>>3806
>added to to-do list

>mfw contemplating hijacking other thread cuz no reply

>>4193
Dixy is probably busy.

>>4193
we can play now if you goys are free.

>>4193
i thought you were making a new game night thread?

>>4197
And so I did. You still haven't answered the question of "when next", and as I indicate that, there seem to be a number of anons present. O_e Xp