a classic cyoa
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actually fuck that one heres a better one
>>2173
you start off with a number of points and you use those points to make your character, and then we play it like an regular tabletop game
you start off with a number of points and you use those points to make your character, and then we play it like an regular tabletop game
>>2176
Does it really say "+DTF" meaning "Down to fuck?" What the fuck. There must be only person behind this.
Does it really say "+DTF" meaning "Down to fuck?" What the fuck. There must be only person behind this.
>>2180
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=DTF
i dont know what else it could mean, i only remember this meaning too
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=DTF
i dont know what else it could mean, i only remember this meaning too
[4d10 = 31]
Just roll shit up fam
Just roll shit up fam
forgot a page oops
Tai Lopez lawful netral
Knowledges
Medical Degree
Military Bootcamp
Ship
Leviathan Breed(Ship) 6k
ironbill dropship 3.5k
Ship Defences 1050
Sheild
Repair
Equipment
eva suit free
medic cache free
vanguard armor free
Hydra shotgun free
Sheild free
energy baton free
carapace armor 400
burrowtech worm 2,5k
Gatling rifle 900
custom melee(Giant Bad Dragon™ Horse Dildo) 250
Healer Symbiote 500
buisiness(alien Brothel)
650
companions
CUNT
sleepy
david
lenin of new moscow
molly harriot(shes my pilot your pervs)
here's me
Knowledges
Medical Degree
Military Bootcamp
Ship
Leviathan Breed(Ship) 6k
ironbill dropship 3.5k
Ship Defences 1050
Sheild
Repair
Equipment
eva suit free
medic cache free
vanguard armor free
Hydra shotgun free
Sheild free
energy baton free
carapace armor 400
burrowtech worm 2,5k
Gatling rifle 900
custom melee(Giant Bad Dragon™ Horse Dildo) 250
Healer Symbiote 500
buisiness(alien Brothel)
650
companions
CUNT
sleepy
david
lenin of new moscow
molly harriot(shes my pilot your pervs)
here's me
Overlord
page one
Justin "Cross the Wire, Get the Piledriver" Trudeau (Neutral)
Training/Career:
Entertainer tutoring (drama teacher)
Diplomacy degree
Starships:
Saucer
Fighters:
Gravoclops
Mechs:
Industrial Sec-Suit
Vehicles:
Hover-Bike
Arnour/Attire:
Modern Local Attire
Carapace Armour
Weapons:
Power-Fists
Classic Laser
Misc/Other:
Galactic Chart
Portable Medic Cache
Novelty Attire (Headmounted Dildo)
Insurance Implant
Special Misc:
It came from earth!! (A big leaf poner/Maple.)
Credits:13,300
Companions:
Swamp, A Dog (for fucking)
Kerry Bridges
Lu-Li
David
Grandpa Jeff
Training/Career:
Entertainer tutoring (drama teacher)
Diplomacy degree
Starships:
Saucer
Fighters:
Gravoclops
Mechs:
Industrial Sec-Suit
Vehicles:
Hover-Bike
Arnour/Attire:
Modern Local Attire
Carapace Armour
Weapons:
Power-Fists
Classic Laser
Misc/Other:
Galactic Chart
Portable Medic Cache
Novelty Attire (Headmounted Dildo)
Insurance Implant
Special Misc:
It came from earth!! (A big leaf poner/Maple.)
Credits:13,300
Companions:
Swamp, A Dog (for fucking)
Kerry Bridges
Lu-Li
David
Grandpa Jeff
>Trudeau and fascism goes deeper
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_Trudeau:_Son_of_Quebec,_Father_of_Canada,_1919-1944
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_Trudeau:_Son_of_Quebec,_Father_of_Canada,_1919-1944
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Here's your giant Maple by the way.
>>3540
Anon, you have to take the responsibility for yourself this time. Take that bull, grab its horns, and toss it aside. Because there's no cuckolds here, only men.
Anon, you have to take the responsibility for yourself this time. Take that bull, grab its horns, and toss it aside. Because there's no cuckolds here, only men.
Also, can I get synth skin AND hard light shielding?
Thez (don't act surprised)
Slaver
Engineer
Saucer
Copter
Worm
Bolt Caster (I get it now)
Synth Skin/ hard-light shielding
2x Lightsabres
Quad-shotty
Hoverboard
Disguise Mask
Ship AI
Brain Insurance
I've got 2k, and no friends. I want the 4k crew, and whatever isn't exchanged for that I'll pick friends (if).
Slaver
Engineer
Saucer
Copter
Worm
Bolt Caster (I get it now)
Synth Skin/ hard-light shielding
2x Lightsabres
Quad-shotty
Hoverboard
Disguise Mask
Ship AI
Brain Insurance
I've got 2k, and no friends. I want the 4k crew, and whatever isn't exchanged for that I'll pick friends (if).
>>3681
When you're ready, I suggest starting a narrative you can't stop from, and going with it. ^_^
Pretty sure its an unspoken 'no bully'.
When you're ready, I suggest starting a narrative you can't stop from, and going with it. ^_^
Pretty sure its an unspoken 'no bully'.
>>3684
>not again
Okay. Wriggling to whatever degree able, to determine the strength of the bonds, as well as the degree of confinement in the room. Are eyes covered, or is there an absence of light?
>not again
Okay. Wriggling to whatever degree able, to determine the strength of the bonds, as well as the degree of confinement in the room. Are eyes covered, or is there an absence of light?
>>3688
Theres a bit of slack in the chains,it feels as if you are tied to a table, you have what feels like a strip of cloth across your eyes.
Theres a bit of slack in the chains,it feels as if you are tied to a table, you have what feels like a strip of cloth across your eyes.
>>3690
Can she hear anything, and how much slack are we talking?
>already contemplating breaking her thumbs
Can she hear anything, and how much slack are we talking?
>already contemplating breaking her thumbs
>>3692
If no one is around to obstruct, and doing so might enable escape (no guarantees), breaking thumbs and assessing.
If no one is around to obstruct, and doing so might enable escape (no guarantees), breaking thumbs and assessing.
>>3693
alright.you are up,you see next to you surgical equipment.and on the far side of the incredibly white room is a a sliding door.
alright.you are up,you see next to you surgical equipment.and on the far side of the incredibly white room is a a sliding door.
>>3696
>you find a couple scalpels and a hammer and chisel
you see no surveillance equipment,there is no sound in the room at all you can hear your heartbeat its so quiet.there is a keypad you do not understand the alphabet.
>you find a couple scalpels and a hammer and chisel
you see no surveillance equipment,there is no sound in the room at all you can hear your heartbeat its so quiet.there is a keypad you do not understand the alphabet.
>>3697
Trying the door but not opening it. Also assessing any apparent structural weaknesses in the door, respective to the hammer and chisel
>inb4 gommie
Trying the door but not opening it. Also assessing any apparent structural weaknesses in the door, respective to the hammer and chisel
>inb4 gommie
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>>3704
ones throat explodes with purple blood, the other gets its hands up and blocks the blade.
>roll initiative
>>3704
ones throat explodes with purple blood, the other gets its hands up and blocks the blade.
>roll initiative
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Yeah. Picture it. Some purple chick (IDK if she has tail in this verse, but w/e) w/ pink hair wakes up strapped down. Without a moments hesitation she breaks the shit out of her thumbs to escape restraint. Grabbing tools (weapons, I suppose) she makes her way - by force - through one door and (again without hesitation) the throat of an apparent non-friendly.
Yeah. Picture it. Some purple chick (IDK if she has tail in this verse, but w/e) w/ pink hair wakes up strapped down. Without a moments hesitation she breaks the shit out of her thumbs to escape restraint. Grabbing tools (weapons, I suppose) she makes her way - by force - through one door and (again without hesitation) the throat of an apparent non-friendly.
>BLLAAAAARGH
sez one, while the other jumps back to avoid murder (for now).
Sorry,....
sez one, while the other jumps back to avoid murder (for now).
Sorry,....
>>3707
Her first move would be to scope for a decent environmental advantage (an explosive cylinder, an avalanche waiting to happen, etc.) WHILE going full defense no action.
Her first move would be to scope for a decent environmental advantage (an explosive cylinder, an avalanche waiting to happen, etc.) WHILE going full defense no action.
>>3711
>abomination
I thought they just had 3 heads. Anyway, assuming damage, potential lack of motor control (cuz electricity can do that), and the possibility of outside threats that she hasn't noticed (cuz she's thought of that too), she's grabbing the hand with the prod with both hands, resolved to discard any face/torso damage due to opponent's flailing/objections.
>abomination
I thought they just had 3 heads. Anyway, assuming damage, potential lack of motor control (cuz electricity can do that), and the possibility of outside threats that she hasn't noticed (cuz she's thought of that too), she's grabbing the hand with the prod with both hands, resolved to discard any face/torso damage due to opponent's flailing/objections.
[1d20 = 1]
Assuming success, she's smacking THEM in the face with it, taking it away, and hitting THEM with it.
Assuming success, she's smacking THEM in the face with it, taking it away, and hitting THEM with it.
[1d20 = 16]
Does she have a tailSweeping opponent's legs (unless its like 6 tentacles or some shit, then beating about the face with the prod handle {no not the shocky end, not yet})
Attacking.
Does she have a tailSweeping opponent's legs (unless its like 6 tentacles or some shit, then beating about the face with the prod handle {no not the shocky end, not yet})
Attacking.
>>3720
lurking...
lurking...
Wait STOP.
<record-screeching sound effect>
Seriously? Is it only this anon and that anon?
<like Achilles from Troy>
Is there NO one else? IS THERE NO ONE else?
Sorry, I won't do that (much) anymore.
>for effect, Blade Runner is on repeat in BG
<record-screeching sound effect>
Seriously? Is it only this anon and that anon?
<like Achilles from Troy>
Is there NO one else? IS THERE NO ONE else?
Sorry, I won't do that (much) anymore.
>for effect, Blade Runner is on repeat in BG
First, slightly (though not completely) test the mechanism of both doors. Then slowly, ever so quietly and discreetly, open one of them.
Backing away quickly of course.
Backing away quickly of course.
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determines aesthetics of uniforms
K fine, as long as it doesn't hinder movement still no comment on the tail
determines aesthetics of uniforms
K fine, as long as it doesn't hinder movement still no comment on the tail
>so lame
>>3731
this is the shittest uniform you've ever seen.its red on the top and it fades to orange on the bottom.
this is the shittest uniform you've ever seen.its red on the top and it fades to orange on the bottom.
>>3735
ok you see on the otherside of the door a green figure on a bed,hes facing away from the door so all you see is his back, you see him put his head down a bit and make a sucking noise.
ok you see on the otherside of the door a green figure on a bed,hes facing away from the door so all you see is his back, you see him put his head down a bit and make a sucking noise.
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>>3738
I'm not sure what you're getting at, but if otherwise non-threatening she's down the hall to the left with the quickness.
I'm not sure what you're getting at, but if otherwise non-threatening she's down the hall to the left with the quickness.
>>3742
Then she won't have to kill him while making her escape. She DOES have a ship and all that shit to get back to right?
Then she won't have to kill him while making her escape. She DOES have a ship and all that shit to get back to right?
Rdy for stabby (meaning taking initiative if apparently threatening), open the door/elevator/whatever
>still stabby
>>3752
Kick the shelf over, looking for anything significant to fall out but otherwise returning to the frog and restraining him (has tail)
Kick the shelf over, looking for anything significant to fall out but otherwise returning to the frog and restraining him (has tail)
>>3753
you see a box of shackles and chain fall over, you make it back to frogman and he says *you want some* and then you restrain him.
you see a box of shackles and chain fall over, you make it back to frogman and he says *you want some* and then you restrain him.
>>3757
She discards him onto the bed/surface/whatever, and begins searching the remaining rooms for resources and/or stairs/exits.
She discards him onto the bed/surface/whatever, and begins searching the remaining rooms for resources and/or stairs/exits.
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>>3762
"I'm not interested in what you're worth on paper, I want to know whether you have any resolve!"
Attacking, nonlethal, aiming for diaphragm
"I'm not interested in what you're worth on paper, I want to know whether you have any resolve!"
Attacking, nonlethal, aiming for diaphragm
Basically, she's going to go room to room liberating whomever, satisfyingly establishing herself and then moving on. Still looking for weapons, equipment, or a way out. If happening across Pepe asking "Why are you smoking a J while I had to kill 3-eyed monsters?"
>next
There's been an elevator this whole time?
Thez takes a deeo breath and says "..." as her faggot retires for the night.
Sorry, I'm nodding off at keyboard. I can't even.
Sorry, I'm nodding off at keyboard. I can't even.
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>>3798
you find a passed out purple woman with pink hair and a tail in an elevator with pepe the frog who is smoking a joint, and tai lopez.
you find a passed out purple woman with pink hair and a tail in an elevator with pepe the frog who is smoking a joint, and tai lopez.
>>3799
I salute pants down (cum visible on both me and the dog's mouth) with a "Seig Heil!" And so, I attempt to establish friendly diplomatic ties.
I salute pants down (cum visible on both me and the dog's mouth) with a "Seig Heil!" And so, I attempt to establish friendly diplomatic ties.
>>3800
im sorry trudeau anon but i gotta call it for the night. next time we are all ITT well play again.
im sorry trudeau anon but i gotta call it for the night. next time we are all ITT well play again.
Next session when?
>mfw contemplating hijacking other thread cuz no reply
Ready
>>4197
And so I did. You still haven't answered the question of "when next", and as I indicate that, there seem to be a number of anons present. O_e Xp
And so I did. You still haven't answered the question of "when next", and as I indicate that, there seem to be a number of anons present. O_e Xp
(unless u can't even)
What are we going to do on the bed, gm?
[1d20 = 18]
Thez assumes a low-ready stance and trips whoever with her tail just cuz
Thez assumes a low-ready stance and trips whoever with her tail just cuz
>>4222
nothing but your dog(not even clothes), but to be fair you havent had those since you woke up the first time.
nothing but your dog(not even clothes), but to be fair you havent had those since you woke up the first time.
>>4226
If it sounds like its coming closer, she's backing away. If it doesn't seem to be coming closer, she's inching closer, taking perception checks at every turn (otherwise known as forcing a success)
If it sounds like its coming closer, she's backing away. If it doesn't seem to be coming closer, she's inching closer, taking perception checks at every turn (otherwise known as forcing a success)
>>4233
yea he shits all over the back of your pants and the floor when he hits the ground( rolled a 1)
yea he shits all over the back of your pants and the floor when he hits the ground( rolled a 1)
Anyways, is that pink thing with the tail nearby?
[1d20 = 1]
>cracks her neck
"Let's get MeSsY!" she says as one eye goes all googlie.
First move is to ram full force against whatever opening or hatch that the ripping sound is coming from, and if possible retreat to a defensible position.
>cracks her neck
"Let's get MeSsY!" she says as one eye goes all googlie.
First move is to ram full force against whatever opening or hatch that the ripping sound is coming from, and if possible retreat to a defensible position.
>>4251
you have shit on your ass not your pants btw. and its a hatch on top of the elevator. you have to help him up.
you have shit on your ass not your pants btw. and its a hatch on top of the elevator. you have to help him up.
>>4263
>stretch
"Nice of you, oh wait" (forfeiting immediate reaction due to inaccurate initial interpretation of situation).
>stretch
"Nice of you, oh wait" (forfeiting immediate reaction due to inaccurate initial interpretation of situation).
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>>4273
you make it to the top of the elevator. from this position you can see the next floor, from the door is pouring torrents of blood inhuman ammounts.
you make it to the top of the elevator. from this position you can see the next floor, from the door is pouring torrents of blood inhuman ammounts.
All this is coming from a hatch/entryway? Okay, again she's kicking/striking at it (still nude, but NOT cracking neck)
>>4293
yes it is flowing into the elevator car from the hatch at the top. but you cant see the origin from where you are.
yes it is flowing into the elevator car from the hatch at the top. but you cant see the origin from where you are.
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>>4305
Can I shake myself out of that daze, orient the source of this mess, and find a way out?
>>4305
Can I shake myself out of that daze, orient the source of this mess, and find a way out?
>>4305
"Well, I guess I'm the only one who wants to wade through gore,..." she begins to enter the mess.
"Well, I guess I'm the only one who wants to wade through gore,..." she begins to enter the mess.
"That;s an awful lotta murder. I almost think this might be some sort of slaughter-house," she mutters to herself as she maneuvers forward (is it wedging herself through the door, or crawling through the system, I'm confused)
>>4322
Wary of noise or other stimuli, wedging through doors/vents/hatches. I'm assuming its only air ducts at this level, but its better then walking up on,... it.
Wary of noise or other stimuli, wedging through doors/vents/hatches. I'm assuming its only air ducts at this level, but its better then walking up on,... it.
Seeing that someone is doing more right than me, I go follow Thez out of that bloody elevator. I leave my dog there because I know he'll find his way.
>>4329
>not impressed by screams
Double-kicking the vent open, to whatever degree able (assuming that any would-be assailants are occupied)
>not impressed by screams
Double-kicking the vent open, to whatever degree able (assuming that any would-be assailants are occupied)
"Don't die,"
Proceeds to enter corridor or hatch/entry.
Proceeds to enter corridor or hatch/entry.
[1d20 = 7]
>>4341
Help Trudeau up, but then throw him into an obvious an exposed position and see if he gets eaten.
>>4341
Help Trudeau up, but then throw him into an obvious an exposed position and see if he gets eaten.
>My ID is boob 6
>>4352
you miss, *thez you see trudeau unzip his pants take his dick out and kinda fondle it a little.*
you miss, *thez you see trudeau unzip his pants take his dick out and kinda fondle it a little.*
So does anything eat Trudeau? If not, stepping out more openly. Which room are we in, and which doors is she looking to murder from?
He's got his dick out after all Xp
>>4359
Awww, I was hoping he was in harm's way. Alright, Thez will put herself at risk, still confused cuz its like she's looking through 2 sets of eyes at the same time, and both are in totally different experiences.
Awww, I was hoping he was in harm's way. Alright, Thez will put herself at risk, still confused cuz its like she's looking through 2 sets of eyes at the same time, and both are in totally different experiences.
Assuming there are no obvious resources, slowly work the door, focused on sound.
>>4404
"Talk to me Li, what the FUCK is going on? Do you have any idea how to get out of this? Last question first!"
"Talk to me Li, what the FUCK is going on? Do you have any idea how to get out of this? Last question first!"
>>4406
in a super thick Japanese accent he says
"ive seen the maps they most likely ave mr.trudeaus ship along with yours in the cargo hold. i have been sent to rescue mr trudeau.
in a super thick Japanese accent he says
"ive seen the maps they most likely ave mr.trudeaus ship along with yours in the cargo hold. i have been sent to rescue mr trudeau.
>>4409
"You're here for HIM? Fine then," grumbling, looking for any chests or cabinets that may have her belongings.
"You're here for HIM? Fine then," grumbling, looking for any chests or cabinets that may have her belongings.
Thez "bssshhhh"s her lightsabres active, and a smile splays across her face. "Alight, time to claim another ship."
And at this time, I must depart for the time being.
And at this time, I must depart for the time being.
You can continue, but assume that Thez is going black ops with extreme prejudice and 2 lightsabres, except for the 3 non-hostiles.
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>>4430
lu-li attempts to grapple
"i will tell him once i return sir."
pepe cheers up.
>pic related.
>>4430
lu-li attempts to grapple
"i will tell him once i return sir."
pepe cheers up.
>pic related.
>>4441
Because she threatened me, and the best thing to do is make her useful. Remember, if you kill your enemies, they win.
Because she threatened me, and the best thing to do is make her useful. Remember, if you kill your enemies, they win.
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>>4458
pepe says what the fuck man!!!! as you start breaking into the ship he starts shooting at you.
>>4458
pepe says what the fuck man!!!! as you start breaking into the ship he starts shooting at you.
Me too. I accidentily put my message in the email.
>bound
Not again,....
Not again,....
So like, do I still have my lightsabers? When last I checked, I had just ignited lightsabers and directed Thez (in autopilot) to go black-ops (except for the seeming allies, which is a more gray area now then then). I come back and she's tied up. Plz tell me that they neglected to remove her weapons, it seems they've only tied her up. No hurry (today or any day, I'm just catching up)
>>4484
Last I checked, you're still incapacitated. But, don't worry. I'll use you as a bartering chip soon enough.
Last I checked, you're still incapacitated. But, don't worry. I'll use you as a bartering chip soon enough.
Burger Thread
>tfw no cyoa to watch
..I'm still lurking...
..I'm still lurking...
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