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actually fuck that one heres a better one
As a total newb on this can I get a QR?
>>2173you start off with a number of points and you use those points to make your character, and then we play it like an regular tabletop game
>>2175yea it is take your time making your character, makesure you like em.
>>2176Does it really say "+DTF" meaning "Down to fuck?" What the fuck. There must be only person behind this.
>>2180yes!, it can only be Trudeau
>>2180you gonna play iron guard anon?
>>2180Canadian History X Trudeau is better than the Original.
>>2182I will be Trudeau. The space drama teacher and leader of Canada. I'll make the character sheet after I'm done making a couple of responses.
>>2184He would still get a fellatio from a dog in that form.
>>2180http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=DTFi dont know what else it could mean, i only remember this meaning too
>>2185>He would still get a fellatio from a dog in that form.Nobody is perfect. One step at a time.
>>2185wait he got a bj from a dog?
>>2188Trudeau legalized beastiality in Canada.
>>2187Which begs the question, can we redpill Trudeau?
>>2189The dog entry. here
>>2176
>>2194It fucking had to be Trudeau
>>2185I dont have the energy to commit to this. Can I just watch you?
>>2196>>2196>watchingOkay, sure.
>>2200Eh?
I should really get back my leaf flag for this.
so whos playing?
be autistic and say here.
>>2204I might play, if I can find the time....
>>2206hey roll 4d10 for credits
>>2210I never learned to this...
[4d10 = 20]>>2211in the email feild type dice 4d10
>>2211dice (# of dice)d(how many sides)
[4d10 = 31]
Just roll shit up fam
>>2217Ah. I thought it was missing something.
>>2217Definitely Kriegenfist.
Tai Lopez lawful netral
Knowledges
Medical Degree
Military Bootcamp
Ship
Leviathan Breed(Ship) 6k
ironbill dropship 3.5k
Ship Defences 1050
Sheild
Repair
Equipment
eva suit free
medic cache free
vanguard armor free
Hydra shotgun free
Sheild free
energy baton free
carapace armor 400
burrowtech worm 2,5k
Gatling rifle 900
custom melee(Giant Bad Dragon™ Horse Dildo) 250
Healer Symbiote 500
buisiness(alien Brothel)
650
companions
CUNT
sleepy
david
lenin of new moscow
molly harriot(shes my pilot your pervs)
here's me
>>2220>>2219im from wendigo and my perks are
Frosty
Comfy
symbiote sidekick
hivekind
We're still playing the space one, right?
>>2373yea i just thought id dump a few others
>>2373would you kindly post your char sheet?
in this format
>>2220
Justin "Cross the Wire, Get the Piledriver" Trudeau (Neutral)
Training/Career:
Entertainer tutoring (drama teacher)
Diplomacy degree
Starships:
Saucer
Fighters:
Gravoclops
Mechs:
Industrial Sec-Suit
Vehicles:
Hover-Bike
Arnour/Attire:
Modern Local Attire
Carapace Armour
Weapons:
Power-Fists
Classic Laser
Misc/Other:
Galactic Chart
Portable Medic Cache
Novelty Attire (Headmounted Dildo)
Insurance Implant
Special Misc:
It came from earth!! (A big leaf poner/Maple.)
Credits:13,300
Companions:
Swamp, A Dog (for fucking)
Kerry Bridges
Lu-Li
David
Grandpa Jeff
>>2217Also, I have a maple syrup company stationed on Kriegenfist
>>2377
>>2377anon you had 31,000 credits
>>2379Yeah, I spent them, 13300 is my remaining credits.
>>2383the maple leaf, it gets my dick hard.
>>2385When was that third one made?
>>2386pre novememeber im sure
>>2388
This is difficult to read...
Here's your giant Maple by the way.
>>2394That's not 500 feet.. that's like ~25, tops. Really nice pic though.
>>2395Ponies not to scale of course...
Anyone else going to play?
>>2397I have too much shit to do atm...
>>2399Had a bit of a problem converting it into the metric system.
>>2545I think you killed it, Jack.
>>2934I think so to atlas
I was really hoping for a CYOA...
>>3539I was waiting to watch you do it
>tfw blueballed, even when prepared to be a cuck
>>3540Anon, you have to take the responsibility for yourself this time. Take that bull, grab its horns, and toss it aside. Because there's no cuckolds here, only men.
>>3539Make your characters if you guys wanna do one.
>>3559I already did one. Just changed my flag is all.
>>3579The Iron Guard wasn't in Bulgaria...
>>3579He's a fucking leaf.
>>3579>>3596Hey,are you two going to play?
>>3597How about tomorrow?
Sure. Hopefully someone joins sooner or later.
>>3656I'm here if that counts.
I'm still shaky on the game, dynamics, and such, but I'm lurking.
>>3659We're gonna use basic DnD rules.
>>3662Give me 10, ill brb.
>>3660It shouldn't be a problem then. ^_~
>>3664Are you going to play?
>>3665I'ma have the bovie going in the BG, but I don't see why not,....
>>3666Well, now Satan commands you.
Can I trade friends for credits?
Also, can I get synth skin AND hard light shielding?
Thez (don't act surprised)
Slaver
Engineer
Saucer
Copter
Worm
Bolt Caster (I get it now)
Synth Skin/ hard-light shielding
2x Lightsabres
Quad-shotty
Hoverboard
Disguise Mask
Ship AI
Brain Insurance
I've got 2k, and no friends. I want the 4k crew, and whatever isn't exchanged for that I'll pick friends (if).
>>3675>>3674You get the crew but you are now in debt to the Corp you bought them from.
>>3676K. Also, Planey = Grandphos
>>3680Yep just finding a map now
>inb4 i suck at GMing
>>3681When you're ready, I suggest starting a narrative you can't stop from, and going with it. ^_^
Pretty sure its an unspoken 'no bully'.
>>3682Ok thez you awaken!your mind fuzzy, you cant see, and you feel your limbs are bound.
>what do?
>>3684>not againOkay. Wriggling to whatever degree able, to determine the strength of the bonds, as well as the degree of confinement in the room. Are eyes covered, or is there an absence of light?
>>3688Theres a bit of slack in the chains,it feels as if you are tied to a table, you have what feels like a strip of cloth across your eyes.
>>3690Can she hear anything, and how much slack are we talking?
>already contemplating breaking her thumbs
>>3691>give me a preceptionshe thinks breaking her thumbs would work.
>>3692If no one is around to obstruct, and doing so might enable escape (no guarantees), breaking thumbs and assessing.
>>3693alright.you are up,you see next to you surgical equipment.and on the far side of the incredibly white room is a a sliding door.
>>3694also you are naked.
>>3694Taking anything bladed that's readily available. Looking for cameras or surveilance, and doubly listening for audible threats or impetuses, before approaching the door, inspecting it (keypads? locks? faulty hinges?)
>>3695Also not again.
>>3696>you find a couple scalpels and a hammer and chisel you see no surveillance equipment,there is no sound in the room at all you can hear your heartbeat its so quiet.there is a keypad you do not understand the alphabet.
>>3697Trying the door but not opening it. Also assessing any apparent structural weaknesses in the door, respective to the hammer and chisel
>inb4 gommie
>>3698its a magnetic locking door.you could attempt to pry it open with the tools you have.
>>3699For lack of better option, break that shit. o\\_/o
>>3700are you sure? their is a console remember?
>>3701>missed the consoleBreak it down!
>>3702the door opens and on the other side of the door is
>pic related2 of them
[1d20 = 11]>>3703Leading with both(?) blades, aiming for throats.
[1d20 = 9]>>3704ones throat explodes with purple blood, the other gets its hands up and blocks the blade.
>roll initiative
[1d20 = 9]
Yeah. Picture it. Some purple chick (IDK if she has tail in this verse, but w/e) w/ pink hair wakes up strapped down. Without a moments hesitation she breaks the shit out of her thumbs to escape restraint. Grabbing tools (weapons, I suppose) she makes her way - by force - through one door and (again without hesitation) the throat of an apparent non-friendly.
>BLLAAAAARGH
sez one, while the other jumps back to avoid murder (for now).
Sorry,....
>>3707Her first move would be to scope for a decent environmental advantage (an explosive cylinder, an avalanche waiting to happen, etc.) WHILE going full defense no action.
[1d20 = 6]>>3709the abomination attempts to shock you with an electric prod.
>>3711>abominationI thought they just had 3 heads. Anyway, assuming damage, potential lack of motor control (cuz electricity can do that), and the possibility of outside threats that she hasn't noticed (cuz she's thought of that too), she's grabbing the hand with the prod with both hands, resolved to discard any face/torso damage due to opponent's flailing/objections.
[1d20 = 1]
Assuming success, she's smacking THEM in the face with it, taking it away, and hitting THEM with it.
>>3715you grab the prod, but right as you do you slip backwards and pull the prod into you.
>mfw
[1d20 = 16]
Does she have a tailSweeping opponent's legs (unless its like 6 tentacles or some shit, then beating about the face with the prod handle {no not the shocky end, not yet})
Attacking.
>>3718you succeed in knocking them out with the prod.they are now laying on the ground.
Wait STOP.
<record-screeching sound effect>
Seriously? Is it only this anon and that anon?
<like Achilles from Troy>
Is there NO one else? IS THERE NO ONE else?
Sorry, I won't do that (much) anymore.
>for effect, Blade Runner is on repeat in BG
>>3719Coup de gras. Room?
First, slightly (though not completely) test the mechanism of both doors. Then slowly, ever so quietly and discreetly, open one of them.
Backing away quickly of course.
>Realizes is still neked.
Do abominations have clothes?
>>3728yes they both had fatigues.
[1d20 = 3]
determines aesthetics of uniforms
K fine, as long as it doesn't hinder movement still no comment on the tail
>>3731your tail no fit in it unless you put it down a pant leg.
>>3733Not just dubs, but thats a nice number. Not in pants, as a belt, ish.
>>3731this is the shittest uniform you've ever seen.its red on the top and it fades to orange on the bottom.
>>3736I knew it. She will forego the clothes.
>>3735ok you see on the otherside of the door a green figure on a bed,hes facing away from the door so all you see is his back, you see him put his head down a bit and make a sucking noise.
>>3737Lookit, a pair of 37's
>>3738I'm not sure what you're getting at, but if otherwise non-threatening she's down the hall to the left with the quickness.
>>3741this was the figure.
>>3740Sorry, she's exiting through the most immediate and ubobstructed means
>>3742Then she won't have to kill him while making her escape. She DOES have a ship and all that shit to get back to right?
>>3744yes she does.
so this is what you are doing?
Rdy for stabby (meaning taking initiative if apparently threatening), open the door/elevator/whatever
>>3746ok you see a room similar to the one you were in.
>>3748similar to the room you woke up in.
>>3748Close door.
Open room pic related
>>3750you see a shelf full of boxes.
>>3752Kick the shelf over, looking for anything significant to fall out but otherwise returning to the frog and restraining him (has tail)
>>3753you see a box of shackles and chain fall over, you make it back to frogman and he says *you want some* and then you restrain him.
"Why are you so calm? What the fuck is going on?" Maintain hold.
[1d20 = 4]
>if limb/tail is available, retrieving joint and partaking
>>3755i..i dont know i woke up here please dont kill me,like matt tried to.
>>3757She discards him onto the bed/surface/whatever, and begins searching the remaining rooms for resources and/or stairs/exits.
>>3758you go to this room and you find a force cage.
>>3759in the cage is a human. he looks like this
>>3760Disengage shield (engineering) and grab dood by the throat.
"And why should I let YOU live?"
>>3761because im a well off individual. and if you kill me my friends wouldnt like that.
>>3762"I'm not interested in what you're worth on paper, I want to know whether you have any resolve!"
Attacking, nonlethal, aiming for diaphragm
>>3761who or what the fuck are you anyway?
>>3766ok he goes to say this
>>3764and he gets cut off.
[1d20 = 17]>>3767he then goes for a punch to the bridge of your nse
>>3764"I control your fate, for now. That is all that concerns you."
[1d6 = 4]>>3768>>3770your nose is bleeding slightly.
Grapple using all 5 limbs is it too late to ask for wings? I forgot
>>3773its too late now, but you can buy them later.
>>3776"Remember that I chose not to kill you," she says, disengaging and distancing.
>next room.
Basically, she's going to go room to room liberating whomever, satisfyingly establishing herself and then moving on. Still looking for weapons, equipment, or a way out. If happening across Pepe asking "Why are you smoking a J while I had to kill 3-eyed monsters?"
>>3777*heh good shit* he says
there is an unconscious man in that room.
>>3778im super high i didnt know says pepe, the guy you grappled is following you
>and updated pic
There's been an elevator this whole time?
>>3782you found it eventualy.
"
I guess we'll take the elevator,"she dryly comments to those in audible range.
>>3783kek
Proceed to take the elevator
>>3784>>3785that would be pepe and tai lopez
tai says no shit,i was waiting on you.
pepe offers his seemingly infinite joint.
>while in the elevator
Thez takes a deeo breath and says "..." as her faggot retires for the night.
Sorry, I'm nodding off at keyboard. I can't even.
>>3788alright man we can play again when everyone has time.
>>3678Oh fuck. How do I start?
>>3790>>3781and on that note the man and his dog wakes up
>in the green room
>>3791I command the dog to give me blow jowey. Do I roll to see how successful it is?
>>3796its a pretty mediocre snout job
[1d12 = 11]>>3797I'm fine with it. What's next?
>>3798you find a passed out purple woman with pink hair and a tail in an elevator with pepe the frog who is smoking a joint, and tai lopez.
>>3799I salute pants down (cum visible on both me and the dog's mouth) with a "Seig Heil!" And so, I attempt to establish friendly diplomatic ties.
>>3800im sorry trudeau anon but i gotta call it for the night. next time we are all ITT well play again.
>>3801I understand. We'll begin soon.
I didn't say Thez was passing out, I said her faggot was. Xp
>>3803>its alright pepe was protecting your dignity.
>>3800that screams for a photoshop with a color change
>>3805>>3800Needs more swastika.
>>3805>>3806>added to to-do list
>mfw contemplating hijacking other thread cuz no reply
>>4193Dixy is probably busy.
>>4193we can play now if you goys are free.
>>4193i thought you were making a new game night thread?
>>4197And so I did. You still haven't answered the question of "when next", and as I indicate that, there seem to be a number of anons present. O_e Xp
>>4216>>4215y'all awaken in the elevator to the sound of distant screaming.
What are we going to do on the bed, gm?
>>4219Do I have anything on me?
[1d20 = 18]
Thez assumes a low-ready stance and trips whoever with her tail just cuz
>>4222nothing but your dog(not even clothes), but to be fair you havent had those since you woke up the first time.
>>4224I want to ride the dog (in a non-sexual way.)
>>4223it sounds like its coming from above you.in the shaft.
>>4225the dog colapses under your weight.
>>4226If it sounds like its coming closer, she's backing away. If it doesn't seem to be coming closer, she's inching closer, taking perception checks at every turn (otherwise known as forcing a success)
>>4232you hear the faint sound of flesh ripping.
>>4233yea he shits all over the back of your pants and the floor when he hits the ground( rolled a 1)
>>4235you see blood dripping into the elevator from the access hatch.
>>4237I thought I wasn't wearing clothes.
Anyways, is that pink thing with the tail nearby?
[1d20 = 1]
>cracks her neck
"Let's get MeSsY!" she says as one eye goes all googlie.
First move is to ram full force against whatever opening or hatch that the ripping sound is coming from, and if possible retreat to a defensible position.
>>4241you hit you're head on the hatch. you are knocked out.
>>4245I'll take it, she could've died
Thez, GM the other thread!
>>4244you hear a screech coming from above you as thez knock herself out.
>>4248>>4245it sounds like its getting closer.
>>4249I'll let my dog check it out.
>>4247sorry, got both on auto now
>>4251you have shit on your ass not your pants btw. and its a hatch on top of the elevator. you have to help him up.
>>4255when you open the hatch gallons of blood floods into the elevator.
[1d12 = 10]>>4259Fuck, is it a lot?
>>4260imagine the shining
>>4261the blood falling on you wakes you up.
>>4263>stretch"Nice of you, oh wait" (forfeiting immediate reaction due to inaccurate initial interpretation of situation).
[1d12 = 1]>>4263I'm going to try to find a way out.
>>4270you start swimming up the blood stream.
[1d12 = 8]>>4271Do I make it?
>snaps out of it.
How big of a blood-stream are we talking, like buckets?
>>4270>there is no escape
>>4273you make it to the top of the elevator. from this position you can see the next floor, from the door is pouring torrents of blood inhuman ammounts.
>>4285>niceStanding underneath, both cuz nice and cuz strategic. Scanning/rdy for 'more obstacles'.
>>4288you hear the most terible crunching noise you have ever heard.
All this is coming from a hatch/entryway? Okay, again she's kicking/striking at it (still nude, but NOT cracking neck)
>>4293yes it is flowing into the elevator car from the hatch at the top. but you cant see the origin from where you are.
>>4298>its so nice thoFine, open the hatch/grate/opening, still expecting to have to murder
>>4301the hatch was already open. truedau opened it hes standing up there in a daze looking up.
[1d12 = 4]>>4305Can I shake myself out of that daze, orient the source of this mess, and find a way out?
>>4305"Well, I guess I'm the only one who wants to wade through gore,..." she begins to enter the mess.
"That;s an awful lotta murder. I almost think this might be some sort of slaughter-house," she mutters to herself as she maneuvers forward (is it wedging herself through the door, or crawling through the system, I'm confused)
>>4312>typical elevator shaft.
>>4314Keep climbing, seeking to go above the blood-fountain if possible.
>>4317ok you are now at the top of the small(3 floors) shaft.
>>4322Wary of noise or other stimuli, wedging through doors/vents/hatches. I'm assuming its only air ducts at this level, but its better then walking up on,... it.
>>4324you come to a vent.
>>4324and there are screams,so many.
Seeing that someone is doing more right than me, I go follow Thez out of that bloody elevator. I leave my dog there because I know he'll find his way.
>>4329>not impressed by screamsDouble-kicking the vent open, to whatever degree able (assuming that any would-be assailants are occupied)
>>4330>sniffs Trudeau in the interim"You smell worthless," she mentions in monotone.
[1d12 = 6]>>4333"Y-you too..."
"Don't die,"
Proceeds to enter corridor or hatch/entry.
>>4330>>4331You see*Welcome to floor*three written on the wall in blood.
[1d20 = 7]>>4341Help Trudeau up, but then throw him into an obvious an exposed position and see if he gets eaten.
>>4346you kinda push him a little.
[1d12 = 3]>>4350Attempt to dickslap.
>>4352you miss, *thez you see trudeau unzip his pants take his dick out and kinda fondle it a little.*
So does anything eat Trudeau? If not, stepping out more openly. Which room are we in, and which doors is she looking to murder from?
He's got his dick out after all Xp
>>4357trudeau is still in in the duct with you.
>>4359Awww, I was hoping he was in harm's way. Alright, Thez will put herself at risk, still confused cuz its like she's looking through 2 sets of eyes at the same time, and both are in totally different experiences.
Assuming there are no obvious resources, slowly work the door, focused on sound.
>>4379there is a loud screeching along with screams.
[2d20 = 21]
Charge in, as with the abominations.
(in case of opportunity)
Thats the 3rd 1 I've gotten tonight,....
>>4391>He doesn't make weekly blood-sacrifices to Choosie
>>4359I want to call my dog.
>>4379you run in and you see this thing.
>>4397you recognize him as your good friend lu-li
>>4404"Talk to me Li, what the FUCK is going on? Do you have any idea how to get out of this? Last question first!"
>>4406in a super thick Japanese accent he says
"ive seen the maps they most likely ave mr.trudeaus ship along with yours in the cargo hold. i have been sent to rescue mr trudeau.
>>4409"You're here for HIM? Fine then," grumbling, looking for any chests or cabinets that may have her belongings.
>>4409"Aria gotoe,Lilu-sand." I say in my best Japanese.
>>4413you find them in the cargo bay relativly easy. along with tai and a very angry pepe
>>4416ah hello to you as well my friend. david has sent me to save you.
Thez "bssshhhh"s her lightsabres active, and a smile splays across her face. "Alight, time to claim another ship."
And at this time, I must depart for the time being.
You can continue, but assume that Thez is going black ops with extreme prejudice and 2 lightsabres, except for the 3 non-hostiles.
[2d14 = 14]>>4418I do the electric slide to see if it cheers the pepe up.
>>4420"Thank, David! The creepy guy is the best man I know, but don't tell him I called him creepy. I don't want to upset him."
>>4427I call to David to incapacitate her. Luli too.
[1d20 = 8]>>4430lu-li attempts to grapple
"i will tell him once i return sir."
pepe cheers up.
>pic related.
>>4430pepe ask "you want sum"?
>>4435Tudeau being Trudeau, I say "Pass it to me."
>>4437Fucking nice. I wonder what I should do for punishment.
Put one of those bomb collars of mines on her.
>>4440alright
>>4439why are you taking thez as a slave exactly?
>>4441Because she threatened me, and the best thing to do is make her useful. Remember, if you kill your enemies, they win.
>>4443ok just please refrain from killing pcs
>>4447Can I raid her ship?
>>4444LEAF THIS CHEEKY MOTHERFUCKER!!!
>>4449>talking that way to Trudeau on a leaf boardShamefur.
>>4451>We only made it stronger
>>4450>>4454Atlas, you cannot contain for what is redpilled Justin Trudeau!
>>4456I raid her ship of everything, rape her crew (or anyone in there), take her ship, and leave.
[1d20 = 17]>>4458pepe says what the fuck man!!!! as you start breaking into the ship he starts shooting at you.
[1d24 = 11]>>4460I start shooting back.
[1d20 = 17]>>4461your bullets just miss pepe, they slam into the wall.
pepe shoots back.
[1d24 = 16]>>4465I dodge, and keep shooting at the frog. If he dies, I'm going to eat his legs.
>>4466i gotta go sleep now anon, well finish this later.
Me too. I accidentily put my message in the email.
So like, do I still have my lightsabers? When last I checked, I had just ignited lightsabers and directed Thez (in autopilot) to go black-ops (except for the seeming allies, which is a more gray area now then then). I come back and she's tied up. Plz tell me that they neglected to remove her weapons, it seems they've only tied her up. No hurry (today or any day, I'm just catching up)
>>4484Last I checked, you're still incapacitated. But, don't worry. I'll use you as a bartering chip soon enough.
>>4485You're in a firefight, your perception is way skewed, Xp
>>4484you have one lu-li current has the other one.
>tfw no cyoa to watch
..I'm still lurking...
>>4592I totally missed this. Let me know when this is live (no pressure)
>>8759I'm always lurking (chronic insomniac), but I was too tired to anser.