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>>4379you run in and you see this thing.
>>4397you recognize him as your good friend lu-li
>>4404"Talk to me Li, what the FUCK is going on? Do you have any idea how to get out of this? Last question first!"
>>4406in a super thick Japanese accent he says
"ive seen the maps they most likely ave mr.trudeaus ship along with yours in the cargo hold. i have been sent to rescue mr trudeau.
>>4409"You're here for HIM? Fine then," grumbling, looking for any chests or cabinets that may have her belongings.
>>4409"Aria gotoe,Lilu-sand." I say in my best Japanese.
>>4413you find them in the cargo bay relativly easy. along with tai and a very angry pepe
>>4416ah hello to you as well my friend. david has sent me to save you.
Thez "bssshhhh"s her lightsabres active, and a smile splays across her face. "Alight, time to claim another ship."
And at this time, I must depart for the time being.
You can continue, but assume that Thez is going black ops with extreme prejudice and 2 lightsabres, except for the 3 non-hostiles.
[2d14 = 14]>>4418I do the electric slide to see if it cheers the pepe up.
>>4420"Thank, David! The creepy guy is the best man I know, but don't tell him I called him creepy. I don't want to upset him."
>>4427I call to David to incapacitate her. Luli too.
[1d20 = 8]>>4430lu-li attempts to grapple
"i will tell him once i return sir."
pepe cheers up.
>pic related. >>4435Tudeau being Trudeau, I say "Pass it to me."
>>4437Fucking nice. I wonder what I should do for punishment.
Put one of those bomb collars of mines on her.
>>4440alright
>>4439why are you taking thez as a slave exactly?
>>4441Because she threatened me, and the best thing to do is make her useful. Remember, if you kill your enemies, they win.
>>4443ok just please refrain from killing pcs
>>4444LEAF THIS CHEEKY MOTHERFUCKER!!!
>>4450>>4454Atlas, you cannot contain for what is redpilled Justin Trudeau!
>>4456I raid her ship of everything, rape her crew (or anyone in there), take her ship, and leave.
[1d20 = 17]>>4458pepe says what the fuck man!!!! as you start breaking into the ship he starts shooting at you.
[1d20 = 17]>>4461your bullets just miss pepe, they slam into the wall.
pepe shoots back.
[1d24 = 16]>>4465I dodge, and keep shooting at the frog. If he dies, I'm going to eat his legs.
>>4466i gotta go sleep now anon, well finish this later.
Me too. I accidentily put my message in the email.
So like, do I still have my lightsabers? When last I checked, I had just ignited lightsabers and directed Thez (in autopilot) to go black-ops (except for the seeming allies, which is a more gray area now then then). I come back and she's tied up. Plz tell me that they neglected to remove her weapons, it seems they've only tied her up. No hurry (today or any day, I'm just catching up)
>>4484Last I checked, you're still incapacitated. But, don't worry. I'll use you as a bartering chip soon enough.
>>4485You're in a firefight, your perception is way skewed, Xp
>>4484you have one lu-li current has the other one.
>tfw no cyoa to watch
..I'm still lurking...
>>4592I totally missed this. Let me know when this is live (no pressure)
>>8759I'm always lurking (chronic insomniac), but I was too tired to anser.