/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

[1d6 = 4]
>>3768
>>3770
your nose is bleeding slightly.

>>3771
oops nvm this roll

Grapple using all 5 limbs is it too late to ask for wings? I forgot

>>3773
its too late now, but you can buy them later.

>>3774
grapple succeeded.

>>3776
"Remember that I chose not to kill you," she says, disengaging and distancing.
>next room.

Basically, she's going to go room to room liberating whomever, satisfyingly establishing herself and then moving on. Still looking for weapons, equipment, or a way out. If happening across Pepe asking "Why are you smoking a J while I had to kill 3-eyed monsters?"

>>3777
*heh good shit* he says
there is an unconscious man in that room.

>>3778
im super high i didnt know says pepe, the guy you grappled is following you
>and updated pic

There's been an elevator this whole time?

>>3782
you found it eventualy.

"I guess we'll take the elevator,"she dryly comments to those in audible range.
>>3783
kek

Proceed to take the elevator

>>3784
>>3785
that would be pepe and tai lopez
tai says no shit,i was waiting on you.
pepe offers his seemingly infinite joint.
>while in the elevator

>>3785
up or down?

Thez takes a deeo breath and says "..." as her faggot retires for the night.
Sorry, I'm nodding off at keyboard. I can't even.

>>3788
alright man we can play again when everyone has time.

>>3678
Oh fuck. How do I start?

>>3790
>>3781
and on that note the man and his dog wakes up
>in the green room

>>3788
heil digits

>>3791
I command the dog to give me blow jowey. Do I roll to see how successful it is?

>>3793
yea roll me a d12

>>3796
its a pretty mediocre snout job

[1d12 = 11]
>>3797
I'm fine with it. What's next?

>>3798
you find a passed out purple woman with pink hair and a tail in an elevator with pepe the frog who is smoking a joint, and tai lopez.

>>3799
I salute pants down (cum visible on both me and the dog's mouth) with a "Seig Heil!" And so, I attempt to establish friendly diplomatic ties.

>>3800
im sorry trudeau anon but i gotta call it for the night. next time we are all ITT well play again.

>>3801
I understand. We'll begin soon.

I didn't say Thez was passing out, I said her faggot was. Xp

>>3800

that screams for a photoshop with a color change

>>3805
>>3800
Needs more swastika.

Next session when?

>>4193
Dixy is probably busy.

>>4193
we can play now if you goys are free.

>>4193
i thought you were making a new game night thread?

Ready

>>4197
And so I did. You still haven't answered the question of "when next", and as I indicate that, there seem to be a number of anons present. O_e Xp

>>4211
>>4212
game now?

>>4213
Yes.

>>4213
Ja wohl

(unless u can't even)

>>4216
>>4215
y'all awaken in the elevator to the sound of distant screaming.

What are we going to do on the bed, gm?

>>4219
Do I have anything on me?

[1d20 = 18]
Thez assumes a low-ready stance and trips whoever with her tail just cuz

>>4222
nothing but your dog(not even clothes), but to be fair you havent had those since you woke up the first time.

>>4224
I want to ride the dog (in a non-sexual way.)

>>4223
it sounds like its coming from above you.in the shaft.

[1d6 = 1]
>>4225
ok

>>4225
the dog colapses under your weight.

>>4226
If it sounds like its coming closer, she's backing away. If it doesn't seem to be coming closer, she's inching closer, taking perception checks at every turn (otherwise known as forcing a success)

>>4229
He's okay, right?

>>4232
you hear the faint sound of flesh ripping.

>>4233
yea he shits all over the back of your pants and the floor when he hits the ground( rolled a 1)

>>4235
you see blood dripping into the elevator from the access hatch.

>>4237
I thought I wasn't wearing clothes.

Anyways, is that pink thing with the tail nearby?

[1d20 = 1]
>cracks her neck
"Let's get MeSsY!" she says as one eye goes all googlie.
First move is to ram full force against whatever opening or hatch that the ripping sound is coming from, and if possible retreat to a defensible position.

Oh FFS

>>4242
>>4243
F

>>4241
you hit you're head on the hatch. you are knocked out.

>>4245
I'll take it, she could've died

>>4244
you hear a screech coming from above you as thez knock herself out.

>>4248
>>4245
it sounds like its getting closer.

>>4249
I'll let my dog check it out.

>>4251
you have shit on your ass not your pants btw. and its a hatch on top of the elevator. you have to help him up.

>>4253
I help him up.

>>4255
when you open the hatch gallons of blood floods into the elevator.

[1d12 = 10]
>>4259
Fuck, is it a lot?

>>4259
Blood is nice

>>4260
imagine the shining
>>4261
the blood falling on you wakes you up.

>>4263
>stretch
"Nice of you, oh wait" (forfeiting immediate reaction due to inaccurate initial interpretation of situation).

[1d12 = 1]
>>4263
I'm going to try to find a way out.

>>4270
you start swimming up the blood stream.

[1d12 = 8]
>>4271
Do I make it?

>snaps out of it.
How big of a blood-stream are we talking, like buckets?

>>4273
you make it to the top of the elevator. from this position you can see the next floor, from the door is pouring torrents of blood inhuman ammounts.

>>4285
>nice
Standing underneath, both cuz nice and cuz strategic. Scanning/rdy for 'more obstacles'.

>>4288
you hear the most terible crunching noise you have ever heard.

All this is coming from a hatch/entryway? Okay, again she's kicking/striking at it (still nude, but NOT cracking neck)

>>4293
yes it is flowing into the elevator car from the hatch at the top. but you cant see the origin from where you are.

>>4298
>its so nice tho
Fine, open the hatch/grate/opening, still expecting to have to murder

>>4301
the hatch was already open. truedau opened it hes standing up there in a daze looking up.

[1d12 = 4]
>>4305
Can I shake myself out of that daze, orient the source of this mess, and find a way out?

>>4305
"Well, I guess I'm the only one who wants to wade through gore,..." she begins to enter the mess.

>>4308
see
>>4280

"That;s an awful lotta murder. I almost think this might be some sort of slaughter-house," she mutters to herself as she maneuvers forward (is it wedging herself through the door, or crawling through the system, I'm confused)

>>4314
Keep climbing, seeking to go above the blood-fountain if possible.

>>4317
ok you are now at the top of the small(3 floors) shaft.

>>4322
Wary of noise or other stimuli, wedging through doors/vents/hatches. I'm assuming its only air ducts at this level, but its better then walking up on,... it.

>>4324
you come to a vent.

>>4324
and there are screams,so many.

Seeing that someone is doing more right than me, I go follow Thez out of that bloody elevator. I leave my dog there because I know he'll find his way.

>>4329
>not impressed by screams
Double-kicking the vent open, to whatever degree able (assuming that any would-be assailants are occupied)

>>4330
>sniffs Trudeau in the interim
"You smell worthless," she mentions in monotone.

[1d12 = 6]
>>4333
"Y-you too..."

"Don't die,"
Proceeds to enter corridor or hatch/entry.

>>4330
>>4331
You see*Welcome to floor*three written on the wall in blood.

[1d20 = 7]
>>4341
Help Trudeau up, but then throw him into an obvious an exposed position and see if he gets eaten.

>>4346
you kinda push him a little.

[1d12 = 3]
>>4350
Attempt to dickslap.

>>4352
you miss, *thez you see trudeau unzip his pants take his dick out and kinda fondle it a little.*

So does anything eat Trudeau? If not, stepping out more openly. Which room are we in, and which doors is she looking to murder from?

He's got his dick out after all Xp

>>4357
trudeau is still in in the duct with you.

>>4359
Awww, I was hoping he was in harm's way. Alright, Thez will put herself at risk, still confused cuz its like she's looking through 2 sets of eyes at the same time, and both are in totally different experiences.

Assuming there are no obvious resources, slowly work the door, focused on sound.

>>4379
there is a loud screeching along with screams.

[2d20 = 21]
Charge in, as with the abominations.
(in case of opportunity)

Thats the 3rd 1 I've gotten tonight,....

>>4359
I want to call my dog.

>>4379
you run in and you see this thing.
>>4397
you recognize him as your good friend lu-li

>>4404
"Talk to me Li, what the FUCK is going on? Do you have any idea how to get out of this? Last question first!"

>>4406
in a super thick Japanese accent he says
"ive seen the maps they most likely ave mr.trudeaus ship along with yours in the cargo hold. i have been sent to rescue mr trudeau.

>>4409
"You're here for HIM? Fine then," grumbling, looking for any chests or cabinets that may have her belongings.

>>4409
"Aria gotoe,Lilu-sand." I say in my best Japanese.

>>4413
you find them in the cargo bay relativly easy. along with tai and a very angry pepe

>>4416
ah hello to you as well my friend. david has sent me to save you.

Thez "bssshhhh"s her lightsabres active, and a smile splays across her face. "Alight, time to claim another ship."
And at this time, I must depart for the time being.

You can continue, but assume that Thez is going black ops with extreme prejudice and 2 lightsabres, except for the 3 non-hostiles.

>>4427
alright night m8

[2d14 = 14]
>>4418
I do the electric slide to see if it cheers the pepe up.
>>4420
"Thank, David! The creepy guy is the best man I know, but don't tell him I called him creepy. I don't want to upset him."
>>4427
I call to David to incapacitate her. Luli too.

[1d20 = 8]
>>4430
lu-li attempts to grapple
"i will tell him once i return sir."

pepe cheers up.
>pic related.

[2d14 = 9]
>>4433
ayyyyy

>>4430
pepe ask "you want sum"?

>>4435
Tudeau being Trudeau, I say "Pass it to me."

>>4430
>>4427
shes bound

>>4437
Fucking nice. I wonder what I should do for punishment.

Put one of those bomb collars of mines on her.

>>4440
alright
>>4439
why are you taking thez as a slave exactly?

>>4441
Because she threatened me, and the best thing to do is make her useful. Remember, if you kill your enemies, they win.

This is my board

>>4443
ok just please refrain from killing pcs

>>4443
what next

>>4447
Can I raid her ship?

>>4444
LEAF THIS CHEEKY MOTHERFUCKER!!!

>>4449
Not a bad idea

>>4449
>talking that way to Trudeau on a leaf board
Shamefur.

>>4448
yes.

>>4450
>>4454
Atlas, you cannot contain for what is redpilled Justin Trudeau!

>>4456
I raid her ship of everything, rape her crew (or anyone in there), take her ship, and leave.

[1d20 = 17]
>>4458
pepe says what the fuck man!!!! as you start breaking into the ship he starts shooting at you.

[1d24 = 11]
>>4460
I start shooting back.

[1d20 = 17]
>>4461
your bullets just miss pepe, they slam into the wall.
pepe shoots back.

[1d24 = 16]
>>4465
I dodge, and keep shooting at the frog. If he dies, I'm going to eat his legs.

>>4466
i gotta go sleep now anon, well finish this later.

Me too. I accidentily put my message in the email.

>bound
Not again,....

So like, do I still have my lightsabers? When last I checked, I had just ignited lightsabers and directed Thez (in autopilot) to go black-ops (except for the seeming allies, which is a more gray area now then then). I come back and she's tied up. Plz tell me that they neglected to remove her weapons, it seems they've only tied her up. No hurry (today or any day, I'm just catching up)

>>4484
Last I checked, you're still incapacitated. But, don't worry. I'll use you as a bartering chip soon enough.

>>4485
You're in a firefight, your perception is way skewed, Xp

Burger Thread

>>4484
you have one lu-li current has the other one.

>>4592
Can I shoot Thez?

>tfw no cyoa to watch
..I'm still lurking...

>>4592
I totally missed this. Let me know when this is live (no pressure)

anybody lurking?

>>8759
I'm always lurking (chronic insomniac), but I was too tired to anser.