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Occupied Equestria - Mended Horn
GM Pony
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No.179000
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It Begins.
1392 replies and 73 files omitted.
GM Pony
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>>179444
Mala shakes his head
"That 'Friendship School' was a political show

He tilts his head
"Honorable warriors? Proud Hunter-scavangers. That's nice of them. I don't actually know where I was born. My mother said I was born in Zebrica. I guess that means I was, though she would lie about other things. I don't know why she'd lie about that though. For some reason I think I remember hills with grass, but I don't know if that was actually in Zebrica, or if I just have an idea of Zebrica, and that's what I see. All of my memories, all of my other memories, are in Baltimare. This is the furthest I've ever gone from there. The furthest by far..."
The Floof and The Noodle
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>>179445
Kira: "Well, political show or not, it would have meant ponies would know about us and that we're honestly not bad creatures." Kira feels compelled to give Mala some more pets at other statements. "Grassy hills sounds right. Grassy hills of yellow tall grass, red rocks, acacia trees standing tall and providing shade and shelter, rivers cutting paths across the landscape lined with reeds and lily pads, muddy watering holes gathering rain water where the animals of the savanna gather to drink, mounds where vast colonies of termites make their home...sigh..."
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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>>179443
I work as an undead killer too. In fact, I can kill undead more efficiently than anything else.
Undead probably aren't going to appear in this adventure, but if we ever encounter a dragon zombie or a collosal skeleton, leave it to me.
>Silver: "Of course, our primary objectives always take priority, but planning out potential side objectives now rather than in thick of it could be useful."
"The ship is not the property of our commissioner, and this is disturbed territory. Any treasures aboard the ship itself are legitimate spoils. The ship itself won't be unguarded, so we should prioritize bringing the Marines to safety before we mess around."
>>179445
"You should really stop by the temple some time. I think the priest there would be more than willing to educate you on your culture. Their temple has seen a miracle lately, and they'll have reasons to be in high spirits, with plenty of fanaticism to go around..."
The Zonkler
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>>179447
>but if we ever encounter a dragon zombie or a collosal skeleton, leave it to me.
I bet I can kill it before you nerd.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.179449
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>realize just now that I could have brought the disguised ghast with me as an aquatic scout
>realize that I could have given it a share of the reward
Eh, too risky for the party finding out. I'll just let it babysit my child instead.
Anonymous
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Rosey "Posey" Ring
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>>179448
Best me in initiative, zigger.
Rolling to wink at Dust
[1d20+8 = (14+8) = 22]
The Floof and The Noodle
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>>179450
Kira nods, and smiles at the gnoll. Silver also gives Mala pets at his reply to Posey.

Kira: "Yeah, that's where I'm from, where my tribe's from. All lamias are in Zebrica, I think. Well, almost all, except for me, I'm in Equestria now. Over Equestria now? Air travel is weird. But yeah, I've lived my whole life there, and that memory of yours sounds pretty accurate to how Zebrica actually is."
The Zonkler
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No.179453
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>>179451
Muh build
>tfw +0 to initiative
Dust simply scroonches in response, this hornhead is weird
Anonymous
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>>179453
Do you have Zen Archery?
Clerics make the best ranged fighters. It would go well with guns since you don't need Str.
The Zonkler
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No.179455
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>>179454
No, he's mostly melee with a sling for backup.
Feats:
Weapon Proficiecny (Heavy Flail)
Weapon Focus (Heavy Flail)
Power Attack
Holy Potency
Sacred Vengeance
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.179456
>>179455
Cool. Flails are underrated. Pick up Holy Warrior later.
Anonymous
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1731372588_1.mp4 (2.0 MB, Resolution:640x460 Length:00:00:10, LIQUID.mp4) [play once] [loop]
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>tfw we brought potions on the flight
Anonymous
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Rosey "Posey" Ring
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>>179458
That's not initiative. That's a seduction roll.
GM Pony
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>>179459
Oh. Oh. Oh....
uwu
The Zonkler
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No.179461
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>>179460
>>179459
>the zombie hunter ends up with the necrussy
Hm
The Floof and The Noodle
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GM Pony
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>>179461
Huh, Maybe Defiant Dust really can find and slay the vampire, minus the "s."

>>179462
Mala continues to smile, though now not showing his teeth.

"How uh, how long have you been around ponies?" He asks
The Floof and The Noodle
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>>179463
Kira: "Well, counting today...two days! Ponies seem nice, and they're very huggable, like I just want to scoop up a whole bunch of them in my coils and hug them all at once. Again, I wish fewer ponies would run or hide at the sight of me, though."
Anonymous
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>>179464
"Oh. Well, the running and hiding is about what I would have expected... what about other creatures? Like zebras or... what do they have over there? Hippogriffs?"
The Floof and The Noodle
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>>179465
Kira: "Hippogriffs are a bit far away still, they're basically on the opposite end of Zebrica from my tribe. It's unfortunate, I'd like to see one someday. Mostly it's zebras, they're alright but the history our peoples have with each other can make for some awkward moments. Griffons are...I'll get back to that. Occasionally we'll see a giraffe or a deer, and very rarely we'll see a kirin. Kirins are neat."
Anonymous
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Meanwhile, back at the house
Gloomy attempts to bind the horned wolf, working hard with his Crayola implements
(Give him a break, he is very young, and he has no horn)
Binding check: (he can only succeed on a 20)
[1d20+5 = (20+5) = 25]
The Floof and The Noodle
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>>179467
>he can only succeed on a 20
>rolls a nat 20
This better not result in any harm to the Sword household
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.179469
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Wtf, the little shid' did it. He bound the most difficult lvl 1 vestige, and he didn't even become possessed.
Posey always knew he was a genius.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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>>179468
Gloomy is in full control. He can now breath fire, see in the dark and grow ram horns, as he inherits the powers of the disgraced Somnambulan god of light and justice.
Had he failed, this might have happened:
>Influence: Amon's influence makes you surly and irritable. In addition, since Amon despises living deities of fire, sun, and law, he forces you to resist even beneficial spells cast by those devoted to such powers. You must make a saving throw to resist such a spell if one is allowed; failure allows you to gain the benefit.
Becoming possessed by Amon makes you angry and hate Celestia, but Gloomy didn't become possessed because he's a genius!
The Floof and The Noodle
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>>179470
>breathe fire
concerned Silverfloof noises
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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>>179471
It will be fine (probably)
GM Pony - Mala Mata
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>>179466
"Do uh..." He freezes right there, and pauses for a while before asking a different question.

"Why would you want to see a hippogriff?"
The Floof and The Noodle
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>>179473
Kira: "The sound neat! A bit like a cross between a pony and a griffon, right? You know, beaks and front talons of a griffon, but the rear legs and hindquarters of a pony? I heard a rumor from a cousin of mine that they have the magical ability to transform themselves into these other creatures called 'sea ponies', but that can't be real, can it?"
Anonymous
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>>179474
"I know what a hippogriff is." He says. "I've heard of hippogriffs transforming... I've never seen it. I think you may be thinking of changelings."
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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>>179467
>Manifestation: Amon manifests in a burst of black smoke, howling foul curses at his summoner. He possesses a black wolf's body with a ram's head and a serpent for a tail. His mouth is filled with sharp teeth, and fire escapes it when he speaks.
Gloomy shakes the silly dogs paw, and it howls before it disappears in a puff of smoke.
The Floof and The Noodle
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>>179475
Kira: "We don't have any changelings in Zebrica. Silver's told me a bit about them on these plane rides. They sound...kinda creepy. I wonder if one could shapeshift into a lamia."
GM Pony - Mala Mata
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>>179477
"They are, yes. I don't think one could shapeshift into a uh... a you. You're too big. Well, maybe a really big one could, or a powerful one."
The Floof and The Noodle
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>>179478
Kira: "Like one of their queens? Like Chrizy...Chrysler...Chrysanthemum..."

Silver: "Chrysalis."

Kira: "Yeah, that one!"
GM Pony - Mala Mata
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>>179479
"Uh... probably"
Tenebrous Adamance
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The Floof and The Noodle
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>>179481
To be honest, I've always been really bad at notetaking. Usually I end up just relying on remembering stuff.
Tenebrous Adamance
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Cavaliere
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Tenebrous Adamance
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Anonymous
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Disclaimer:
The following RP group are a bunch of autistic spergs.
>>179486
I think its a perfectly acceptable build. Brie is a dps/melee stealth/skill build. He'll get worked over if he has to tank, but if theres an ally or two in the mix to grant/gain flanking and shit, and it'll be a bloodbath.

Maxed out ranks for his level (which somehow posey has higher ranks in) in stealth, hiding, locks, devices/traps, etc. Uses ranged, but only when he cant stab.
Anonymous
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No.179489
>>179486
If you don't know what you're doing for ranged, always default to a sling. It's a "kids toy" so it can fit with any background, does dagger-damage, has a 50' range increment (so -2 to 100', -4 for 150', etc), and uses mundane ammo that can be assumed to be gathered autonomously.
Beyond that it can get complicated, depending on your preferences
Anonymous
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Brie emerges from the disappointingly cramped bathroom tricked out to the nines in probably the most sophisticated set of light armor any pony present has ever seen. Overlapping segments of treated and supple leathers and fabrics in a variety of patterns to give long-distance camoflage, it is an amalgamation of form and function, for the intrepid stealth assassin. Its statistically masterwork studded leather, but its the coolest set of masterwork studded leather (you)'ve ever seen.
His face remains exposed, painted in a digital camo pattern, a largely hardshell helmet/mask hangs from his utility belt. On his belt are two very fine blades, and small rings stick out from under his armor plates, suggesting an array of throwing knives.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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Cavaliere
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>>179486
>The idea that I play a bat pony Luna worshipper was fun. The Luna worshipper was because that was the Cultural factor I was able to grasp, and it gives roleplay possibilities.
This adds an interesting dimension to the Harmonism worship of some other party members. Harmonism comes in many forms within Equestria.
>But I don't know how important or generally relevant ranged combat is going to be in this game, so I'll be flexible to character ideas.
It's very important, but melee builds have tended to work so far.
>>179490
>studded leather
REEEEEEEEEE my armor autism is activated
>>179499
I will take that feat next then. Probably. There are way too many to choose from.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.179502
Oh, and Flyby Attack and it's derivatives, for anyone who can fly.
The Floof and The Noodle
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The Floof and The Noodle
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>>179490
ran out of characters in my description post to reply to this in it

Silver looks over at the bat, tilting his head at the unusual design. "Where did you get that? I have never seen armored made in such fashion before."

Kira, meanwhile, looks over and lets out an "ooooooooooo" as her pupils and iris expand to encompass most of her eyes, the catchlights in them seemingly turning into sparkles. "That looks awesome!"
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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Anonymous
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>>179501
>+6 armor sploits
GM, I swear to god if you allow faggity assed armor thats better than mine cuz of this shit, theres gonna be a problem.
This is why minmaxing and metafaggitry is so toxic, it cuts the legs out from under the players who actually follow the rules and rewards the players who dont
The Floof and The Noodle
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>>179506
>Gloomy's would be fluffier
HERESY
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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Anonymous
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>>179509
How does one cast spells in a heavy spiked helmet and hinged metal sleeves?
Anonymous
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No.179511
179512
I'm sorry, it was hyperbolic to say "a problem". Please avoid flaunting the sploits you're using
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.179512
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>>179510
Dread Necromancer, like a Bard, Beguiler, Warmage, Savant, Deathmaster, Duskblade, or Hexblade, can cast spells in light armor. See the sample Dread Necromancer wearing very sexy and stylish armor and bracers. Pic related.
Also, wearing a helmet of any kind doesn't prevent you from casting spells.
>>179511
It's not an "exploit".
Anonymous
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>>179512
>doesnt comprehend what armor check and spell failure means
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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Brie
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No.179515
Armor check and spell failure percent are two aspects of armor. They relate to how even perfectly fitting armor has weight and complicates movement.
Spellcasting is a very physically demanding practice, on par with the monk's martial arts.
The idea that a spellcaster can incur no movement penalties while wearing a sleeve pf hinged metal plates that HISTORICALLY required padded armor/gambeson underneath to avoid injuring the wearer,....
GM Pony
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Anonymous
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I'm not asking for any changes mind you, Im just saying I dont wanna hear about it

Wouldnt it be funny if Tenebrous pulled out an even fancier set of military-commissioned light armor?

Fun fact, mages are supposed to be even squishier than rogues

Rosey "Posey" Ring
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Brie
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>>179519
Thank you. As your biggest critic, that admission was more than I had hoped for. I have no problem with you olaying Posey as is, just don't act like other players are idiots/behind for not maxxing
The Floof and The Noodle
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No.179521
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>>179519
Awwwwww. I wouldn't want you to change characters...
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.179522
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>>179517
Missed this part
>And then there was your out of character remark to Brie stating that Posey could kill him easily.
That wasn't cool of me to say, but that also came immediately after Brie threatened to kill my character. I called his bluff, because rogues don't usually fare well vs undead because sneak attack is rendered impotent, and I didn't believe he took the specializations or items that let him subverts that.
And yeah, it was gay of me to brag about being able to kill him, but I was also really mad that he threatened to kill me.
>>179521
All the three other characters I made are undead monsters too... (Except for Gloomy, because he's still alive).
>>179520
The "don't look stupid" thing was ironic: if you wear all that stuff at once, you'd look stupid (or really cool).
Anonymous
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No.179524
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>You're doing it again
We're mid week. Xp
But to the maxxing issue, yes Tenebrous could grab le specifical armor and le other specifical armor, cuz peepz on the internetes have determined that there are loop a hole with regard to these armors.
Or, let GM custom-tailor the intrepid(?) Paladin through something unique
Trust the process
Anonymous
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No.179525
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I mean, you dont know how many pages of text I threw at GM to authorize MY batman suit, but as soon as the "shouldnt the pali get a better one?" question was raised, I was all in for him to get a better one
The Floof and The Noodle
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No.179526
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>>179522
Well, I personally like your characters. Anyways, I suppose to give a bit of context since Kira was mentioned earlier, she's level 6 with 34 hit points, +6 to her AC, and a +11 bonus to attack rolls with her bow which deals 1d8+3 damage on a hit. She's not a very powerful character, and her main strength comes from her very high Hide and Move Silently rolls (+14 to each), letting her be arguably the stealthiest character in the party. Odds are, encounters that would be challenges for Kira would be fairly trivial for Posey, and encounters that would be challenges for Posey would be death sentences for the noodle. Again, I really do like your characters and I wouldn't want you to scrap or change them, but Posey definitely is the strongest character in the party by a wide margin and I think what causes GM pone to constantly complain about it are the reminders of how Posey managed to get into that position.
Anonymous
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No.179527
>>179526
Hoping you'll pardon my interjection (and not just you) it becomes an issue of balance. Posey wants a challenge, which is fine. But what challenges Posey could - in the same combat - maybe turn Kira into pulp. GM wants Posey to feel the thrill of near-death!!!
But at the same time, no one wants anything bad to happen to the coot noodle @_@
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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Anonymous
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>>179528
Have you ever worn a flak jacket? They restrict movement
The Floof and The Noodle
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No.179530
>>179528
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
Anonymous
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No.179531
My point is overemphasized, and I apologize for that. My concern was that liberties were being taken - not specifically by players, but by game designers who don't know the irl mechanics of what theyre designing - and I am confident that whatever error was made by game designers, it is neither the fault, onus, or responsibility of players to address.
Brie
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No.179532
Im prolly pushing it with this, but as one Batpone ostensibly arguing for another, what is cooler than having some crazy prototype military suit, specifically designed to aid arial ponies? In perspective, Brie has the Michael Keaton Batmobile, but Tenebrous has the Nolan's
Anonymous
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No.179533
I should have said Batsuit, but Im a little miffed that Im arguing for another player to have "cooler than what I specifically and expressly advocated for, as a character feature".
GM Pony
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>>179528
I’m sorry. No, I don’t want you to tear up your character sheet. I like having you play
Brie
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No.179535
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>>179534
Rosey's player has reason to feel put on, and Im a big reason behind it, but not cuz I wanna piss in their cereal.
Meta/maxxfagging is fucking tedious. And no, new players should never have to.
Its useful, sure, but it has a really limited productivity ratio.

I'm good, I think my concerns (rules and all) are covered. Its gonna be the best for the whole group, right?
I wont kill anyone, I probably wont threaten anyone, lets kill some commies and military contractors
Cavaliere
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Tenebrous Adamance
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Anonymous
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>>179536
>is there a workaround for monks with armor
Ngl, no, outside of homebrew
Monks are a specialization cross-class in 3.5, no need to justify
Anonymous
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No.179539
But everything is subject to GM
GM Pony
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No.179540
>>179536
>Also, GM Pony, how much does a smoke grenade and camouflage net weigh?
A smoke grenade is 19 ounces. A camouflage net... I have no idea. A tent made of mosquito netting is 4 and a half pounds, and that is the closest I can find.
Tenebrous Adamance
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No.179541
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>>179535
>Meta/maxxfagging is fucking tedious.
It's what 3.5 is known for, to an incredible degree. It's why they made other editions. I'm fine with having a flavourful but sub-optimal build. My goal is to be able to be useful in multiple situations and have some character flavour to work with.

>>179490
Ten looks at Brie and pauses. Then he blinks.
"Wow. You're going all out. I hope you won't mind too much if that gets scratched and covered in mud."
"What sort of scraps are you used to getting in to, again? Don't get me wrong, that's a fantastic set of dress armour, but I'm worried that it might grab a little too much attention in a larger fight if we get unlucky."
The Floof and The Noodle
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No.179542
>>179541
Kira: "It's quite fancy, but I think it's only sticking out to us as that because we're not in an environment where it's at its best. Maybe when it gets dark it will become its most effective, you know? Maybe he'll do that thing where he 'melts into the shadows' like I heard some of those ninja-people do over in the kirin lands."
Anonymous
96a1d7e
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No.179544
179545
>>179541
Ten has an as-yet undescribed armor set, not criticizing. Just using to further
"Ye,... wel fuck me, thats a fancy suit"
Tenebrous Adamance
b871516
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No.179545
179546 179551
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Anonymous
96a1d7e
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No.179546
>>179545
Brie sits patiently through the response.
"Lovely," he says, displaying the body language of a bat who thinks the other bat is a bit daft. No fault, Luna IS lovely, but he doesnt into all the discussions and disagreements, bla bla bla."

not intending to discourage, just that Brie wont be receptive to drawn-out exposition
Anonymous
d2c6192
?
No.179547
179548
"Yes, Im sure you have a perfrctly good reason. About my retainer"
Brie
96a1d7e
?
No.179548
>>179547
Fucking starlink, this was me
Brie
96a1d7e
?
No.179549
So, a quick word about Brie, cuz playing him involves depicting him as more of a dick than I would generally be.
He's all business. He's from the criminal underground, where you neither offer unnecessary info for any reason, nor do you trust anyone you don't understand the motives of (their actual motives, not the ones they confess). He's familiar to the point of expecting betrayal and/or "opportunistic renegotiations", and always has several active backup plans just waiting for someone to reneg on a deal.
In story, he's been asked on this mission by an associate/friend who he owes a favor to, but otherwise thinks this mission is probably beneath him. (I as a player know it's not, I'm just offering perspective context). As far as he knows Silver is the only other "operator" in this squad, and he has a feeling he's going to have to spend more time keeping ponies alive than helping them not be.
He is a big fan of the license to kill,... ngl.
He will talk alot of shit because,... well no one has shut him up yet, but he also thinks that if you get upset by his shit talking, then you're probably not credible in the long run anyway. 99% of his talk IS nonsense, he knows it. Sociability is a vapid practice in his opinion, so it invariably bleeds into his presentation. It is why no matter how polite and cordial, there's an aire of unease to his spiel's.
Anonymous
a953b42
?
No.179550
>>179536
Oh, I have her character sheet. It waa posted once and I downloaded it. It's definitely a lot, but it's not even close to a Pun-Pun build. The only thing that gives me a bruh moment is AC tbh, but I can live with it.
If we really wanna scare Posey in-character, I say we fight a group of religious zealots with holy/blessed weapons. That could be fun
Anonymous
96a1d7e
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No.179551
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Brie
96a1d7e
?
No.179553
1730477572310759.png
(Cuz it would never come up otherwise, tho there is a chance characters may care and/or have heard some of Brie's reputation, and I have a moment)
His reputation is deadly, combining blades with Neighponese Jiu Jitsu to pin his opponents, and then puncture severe wounds in their critical areas. Fearless to the point of recklessness, SOMEPONY up there likes him, cuz he somehow manages to escape hopeless crises (often with a new mane-cut) leaving analysts scratching their heads to try and speculate what manner of sea turtle he managed to ride to safety.
There are a couple bounties on his head, but those are centered around localized crime families, though he is also wanted for questioning on a number of cases (of which he is both guilty and innocent).
His primary occupation is burglary and smuggling of high-ticket art pieces and histpric collectables, but he really just likes money and will entertain any sort of business venture, especially the sort that aids his illicit enterprises. Theres a very happy cupcake baker back in Baltimare that helps launder money for him, for example.
The Floof and The Noodle
1748d93
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No.179554
>>179504
Oh! One more detail about Kira I didn't get the chance to mention because of the character limit: around her pony neck is a necklace, though unlike the bangles around her upper arms this necklace isn't made out of opulent gold but instead of humble wood and string, though it's no less intricately crafted. The primary feature of this necklace is a wooden charm carved in the likeness of a crouching leopard.
Anonymous
9d64f0b
?
No.179556
Test
GM Pony
411e06b
?
No.179557
179562
Okay, I think it’s time for everyone to land on the island.

Can everyone say when they are available? It would be nice if we could figure out when everyone could be available for combat.
GM Pony
391df0e
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No.179558
179559 179560 179562 179563 179576 179652
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The Floof and The Noodle
1748d93
?
No.179559
179560 179561 179563
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The Floof and The Noodle
1748d93
?
No.179560
179561
>>179559
>>179558
Despite not actually knowing how to swim, Kira manages to effortlessly remain buoyant, and the effects of Endure Elements means she remains perfectly comfortable despite the freezing temperatures of the seawater.

As a bonus, she seems to remain buoyant enough for members of the party to ride on her back and tail as she swims to the shore, if it's so desired.
GM Pony
992cfd3
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No.179561
IMG_4951.jpeg
>>179559
>>179560
Kira succeeds in swimming through the waters, which are calm enough by the plane; even as waves form by the shore. Faith alone keeps the cold waters from sucking the life out of Kira and quickly.

There is a recognizable Ricky beach ringing to the right and especially to the left. The cliff is far from the steepest Silver or Kira have ever seen, but it’s hardly inviting.
Cavaliere
29cfec4
?
No.179562
179563 179568
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Brie
96a1d7e
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No.179563
179566 179568 179574
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Brie
96a1d7e
?
No.179564
179565
Oh, and I can be available virtually anytime, with a couple hours advance notice
Brie
96a1d7e
?
No.179565
179567
>>179564
Also, how thick is the fog? One assumes its white out beyond a certain distance
Cavaliere
29cfec4
?
No.179566
179569
>>179563
They aren't modifiers, they are adjustments from being in the age slot of middle age.
GM Pony
9d64f0b
?
No.179567
>>179565
As the plane sits there, Brie can see out to about 300 feet before his eyes meet with a wall of grey. As the pilot stated, the fog is moving, like a set of clouds low to the ground that move in the wind. Sometimes he can see further, sometimes not, but visibility is comparatively high at the moment.
The Floof and The Noodle
1748d93
?
No.179568
179569 179570 179574 179576
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Brie
96a1d7e
?
No.179569
179571
>>179566
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh o7
>>179568
Lamilar is grossly underrepresented, and what I actually envisioned for Brie's suit, at least on some composite level. Studded leather is just what the book calls that level of (leather) armor, but they get alot of things wrong
Brie
96a1d7e
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No.179570
179571 179574
>>179568
"Excellent!" He exclaims, taking the rope. He takes a moment to wind the rope into a much tighter and more compact coil before securing that coil with a bit of paracord, and placing that likewise in the elastic pouch. Patting the pouch, Brie knows hes running out of volumetric storage, but thay shouldnt be a problem, right?
>whassat 4
"Oh that? Just a minor engine component, in case we need to repair a mechanical situation." He smiles warmly, but something about his response suggests that he is being ironically facetious; what he means by 'mechanical', 'situation', nor how such an engine device (its a rudimentary oil filter) would 'repair' it, well, I'd put that at a dc25 insight check
The Floof and The Noodle
1748d93
?
No.179571
179573
>>179570
Kira is neither that insightful nor that knowledgeable on how engines work, and as such takes Brie at his word. What she's a bit more concerned about right now however is the rope. "Um...I'll get that back right after, right?"

>>179569
I suppose it's settled then; the armor Kira is wearing is made out of leather lamellar plates tied together rather than being "studded" leather.
Brie
96a1d7e
?
No.179573
179574 179579
>>179571
"If not this specific rope, than one of equal or greater value." ^_^
>lamillar
Its what they would have written if they knew history. And yes, studded/metal reinforced lamillar would be better than "regular old" (on the leather scale), but tell me scale mail isnt metal lamillar?
Cavaliere
29cfec4
?
No.179574
179575 179579
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Anonymous
96a1d7e
?
No.179575
>>179574
"No contest though, obviously I don't tend to need/bring my own."
The Zonkler
e5864f3
?
No.179576
179579
>>179568
I would imagine the tail would actually help in stealth, cause she doesn't have to clippy clop little hoofsies to get around so she's quieter
>>179558
The zeeb seems to be pleased to be out of the air, but not so pleased to be in the water. He does his best to gently lower himself into a raft without causing too much of a scene.
Brie
96a1d7e
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No.179577
To clarify, Brie took the rope cuz he anticipates it may be needed shortly, but...
"Do we have a topographical map? Regardless, I'd like to spend a few minutes surveiling the area," Brie says, clearly not used to appealing to a group he isnt in charge of. "I recommend 2-3 waves of surveillance, starting first at 250', and then descending based on the results of the previous sweeps."
The Floof and The Noodle
1748d93
?
No.179579
179580
>>179576
Hmm, you make a fair point, you cute lil' zeeb

>>179574
scroonch

>>179573
Kira: "Oh, yay! I knew you would, but it's nice to know for certain!"

You know, I do believe a certain bat is asking for a nice friendly lamia hug.
Brie
96a1d7e
?
No.179580
179581
>>179579
His face sours slightly at the idea of a hug. Hes very not a touchy-feely sort (unless its murder-struggles, thats fine)
Anonymous
96a1d7e
?
No.179581
>>179580
The expression lasts only for a fraction of a second, before his 'usual charm' reasserts its self.
"Now now, while susceptible to flattery, I'm not one to cave over a length of rope"
(Especially hemp rope, I mean who in celesitia's name DOESNT use silk rope on a mission like this,....)
To Posey
GM Pony
9d64f0b
?
No.179582
179584
1412040.png
Posey, if you're still lurking,

I'm sure you've seen multiple posts of me bitching at you and assume that this means I have mostly antipathy for you, don't like you, and don't want you here. Well, that isn't true. I do like you playing with us and I am glad you have been here. I like you in the game and I like you on the quest. I know I've repeatedly bitched at you and taken a harsh tone that makes it seem like I just don't like you, and probably you specifically. I'm sorry, I should not do that. I generally try to just go along with things to get along with people, and when a frustration builds to a point, or if something specific sets me off, I snap. And that is what happened. I curse a lot and apparently get rude when annoyed. It doesn't mean I don't like you. I appreciate you even if I don't show it.

I think you've noticed that you're the only player here that I have no prior connection with and don't know outside of the game. That doesn't mean you're not an important part of the game. It does not mean that you are unwanted, and it certainly does not mean that your absence is not noticed.
The Floof and The Noodle
1748d93
?
No.179584
179586
>>179582
hopes for a Posey soon
GM Pony
9d64f0b
?
No.179585
179586
>>178640 →
If Amber is sick, she doesn't have sick days.

It's cold outside, but at least the rain has ended. But she just might be able to stop for breakfast, if she's out early enough.
Amber Sunset
29cfec4
?
No.179586
179587
>>179584
me too

>>179585
She doesn't think she's sick. Her winter coat and her clothes serve well to protect her from the mild winter.

She decides to grab a quick, and hopefully non-greasy, breakfast on the way there.
GM Pony
9d64f0b
?
No.179587
179588
>>179586
Thankfully, small diners do exist, though the level of grease has yet to be determined. This one looks cheap.
Amber Sunset
29cfec4
?
No.179588
179589
>>179587
Amber stops by and looks at what's on the menu.
GM Pony
9d64f0b
?
No.179589
179590
>>179588
The little diner is on a corner with seats both in booths, but also next to the kitchen in a bar style. The yellow lights tint the simple, single page paper menus, and the faux leather seats and wooden tables have seen better days.

It appears there are fruits, hay, waffles, pancakes and grits.
Amber Sunset
29cfec4
?
No.179590
179591
>>179589
Amber sits at the bar and greets the owner with a tired smile. She elects to order a bowl of grits, a side of hay and a smattering of fresh fruit.
GM Pony
9d64f0b
?
No.179591
179592
>>179590
Whether the tall, grey, obese unicorn stallion who wears a white apron is actually the owner is uncertain, but he certainly seems to have a position of authority over the other pony working there, a brown earth pony colt in a similar apron. He looks up towards Amber with his green eyes and nods to her greeting as he wordlessly takes her order. He does, however, ask her the following:
"Coffee or orange juice?"
Amber Sunset
29cfec4
?
No.179592
179593
>>179591
"Um…."

She isn't much used to coffee, it being a luxury for her parents to enjoy and not one for the foals "lest growth be stunted." But given her bad dream she could use it.

"…Coffee, please."
GM Pony
9d64f0b
?
No.179593
179594
>>179592
Dare she drink the black, liquid drug? Does she feel like she's earned a luxury? Is she truly an adult now, doing adult things, like drinking coffee? The stallion comes back with a cup of the black liquid, and offers both milk and sugar.

The grits, too come out, with a small side of butter and an option of salt. The hay is timothy grass, lightly moisturized, and the fruit is the cut up and peeled portions of an orange, a banana, and a couple strawberries.
Amber Sunset
29cfec4
?
No.179594
179596
>>179593
Amber takes a sip of the black coffee and scrunches at its vile bitterness. They really drink this? She adds a generous amount of milk, tries it again, and adds some sugar before she starts to like it. It's still quite hot though and she spaces out the drink over the course of the meal.

The grits combined with butter and salt are a welcome taste of home. The timothy grass is something she had never tried before and it possesses the subtle texture and notes of flavor only a pony can appreciate. The fruit makes a fine dessert, but Amber hasn't tried a banana before. Her face lights up with joy as she savors the new tropical flavor.
Anonymous
9d64f0b
?
No.179596
179597
>>179594
It's... magical. Mushy and magical. But honestly the damp, dead leaves on the sidewalk would taste half-magical with how Amber has starved herself
Amber Sunset
29cfec4
?
No.179597
179598 179599
>>179596
Amber finishes her meal with nary a crumb left on her plate, feeling far better than before. She beams at the plump stallion and his young assistant.

"Thank you so very much, I needed that."
GM Pony
9d64f0b
?
No.179598
179599 179600
>>179597
He simply smiles and nods

Amber had to sacrifice any time practicing, but perhaps it was worth it.
GM Pony
9d64f0b
?
No.179599
179600
>>179597
>>179598
Oh, and about 4 bits
Amber Sunset
29cfec4
?
No.179600
179601
>>179598
>>179599
Nopony can practice on an empty stomach.

She hoofs over a five bit note, and lets them keep the change. Trotting along to work, she whistles and tries to think of a new tune.
GM Pony
9d64f0b
?
No.179601
179602
>>179600
Amber arrives at work to find that High Sewn is not outside smoking, but inside, trying to sew on a button. She looks up towards Amber, and says

"Oh, you're here."
Amber Sunset
29cfec4
?
No.179602
179603
>>179601
Earth ponies sewing buttons is one of those things other creatures have to see to believe. Amber looks to see what clothes High Sewn is wearing, if they're different compared to yesterday.

"I hope I'm not late, ma'am. I'm ready for the day," she answers politely.
Anonymous
9d64f0b
?
No.179603
179604
953a93bf58f61cd951a64bd70257fbd0.jpg
>>179602
She's a unicorn!

She is indeed wearing something new. It is rather light looking, or at least light relative to the winter climate. Yellow and blue are its dominate colors, alongside her own green fur coat.

To herself,
"Hardly early, either" Then speaking in earnest to Amber "Alright, you have the register." She stands up, evidently to move to her back room. "I should teach you how to do some of these repairs. Have you ever sewn before?"
Amber Sunset
29cfec4
?
No.179604
179605
>>179603
I need to keep better notes

"Uh, a little. I know the basics but my ma did most of the sewin' at home."
Anonymous
9d64f0b
?
No.179605
179606
>>179604
"I really should teach you. These repair and accenting jobs don't give us much, but they do provide some income and get customers in the store. In any case, it's a very useful skill to have. To know how to sew and embroider."
Amber Sunset
29cfec4
?
No.179606
179607
>>179605
High Sewn can see the filly wagging her tail under her dress. "Now's the best time, when it's nice and quiet!" her employee replies with a grin.
GM Pony
9d64f0b
?
No.179607
179608
>>179606
D'awww
High Sewn is sitting at the checkout counter, and using a combination of her hooves and magic to try to sew buttons with a thread and needle into a dark green wool jacket. She stands, and moves aside. "Alright, come over here, and let me show you."
Amber Sunset
29cfec4
?
No.179608
179609
>>179607
Amber sits at the counter over the jacket and looks up at her, waiting for instruction. "What's the best way to avoid getting pricked?" she asks.
GM Pony
9d64f0b
?
No.179609
179610
>>179608
"Use magic" She says with a sly smile. After a pause, she says, "There are guards for the hoof, but, if you hold it like so" She moves her hoof and threads through the jacket at a certain angle "It's not necessarily as efficient, but you won't stab your frog."

"Now, like so?" She takes the needle and takes it through the button, pulling up the jacket so that Amber has a better view of what is going on.
Amber Sunset
29cfec4
?
No.179610
VexedAmber.png
>>179609
Amber scrunches at the magic comment, and secretly wishes she could show who'd win in a test of strength. Still, she pays attention to the instruction.

"May I try?" she asks.
GM Pony
9d64f0b
?
No.179611
179612
"Yes." She says, and hoofs over the jacket, the thread, and the needle. "Hold it like so" She mimics the hoof positions.
Amber Sunset
29cfec4
?
No.179612
179613
>>179611
Amber copies her as best she can.

Gonna roll dexterity because why not

[1d20+2 = (6+2) = 8]
GM Pony
9d64f0b
?
No.179613
179614
>>179612
"No no, like so." She uses her magic to touch Amber's hoof, and correct her positioning, then to guide the needle through.
Amber Sunset
29cfec4
?
No.179614
179615
>>179613
Amber's hoof flinches at the magical force moving it, but stays still long enough to be guided. Once the needle is through the jacket, she lets go and touches her hoof, as if intrigued that it has stayed the same.
Anonymous
9d64f0b
?
No.179615
179616
>>179614
Amber can't say she's been around many unicorns. Looking at her hoof, feeling her hoof, it does not appear to have been vaporized, or transmuted into something else, like a crab claw or a teacup. At least it doesn't seem to... Better tap it again, just to be sure.

"Again" High Sewn says
Amber Sunset
29cfec4
?
No.179616
179617
>>179615
She is surprised out of her reverie. Once again she tries the sewing technique.

[1d20+2 = (7+2) = 9]
Anonymous
9d64f0b
?
No.179617
179618
>>179616
"Hmmmm..." She looks over at Amber's hoofwork. "A... very marginal improvement. Let me find a piece of cloth for you to practice with." She goes into the backroom, and Amber is left alone for some seconds. She comes back with a simple wool cloth, a needle, thread, and multiple buttons. "Here, rather than... someone's jacket."
Amber Sunset
29cfec4
?
No.179618
179619
>>179617
She smiles at the chance to practice without worrying about messing up.

"Thank you, Miss Sewn."

Trying again:
[1d20+2 = (10+2) = 12]
GM Pony
9d64f0b
?
No.179619
179620
>>179618
"Better," she smiles and nods. She has taken another needle and thread, and is now sewing buttons onto the original jacket.

And Amber has done marginally better.
Amber Sunset
29cfec4
?
No.179620
179621
>>179619
Amber will definitely get this perfect if she's given time.

[1d20+2 = (3+2) = 5]
GM Pony
9d64f0b
?
No.179621
179622
>>179620
High Sewn frowns

"Not so much."
Amber Sunset
29cfec4
?
No.179622
179623
>>179621
"I'll get it this time," she replies, her brow knitted in concentration.

I could just take 20 on this, but this is more fun

[1d20+2 = (17+2) = 19]
GM Pony
9d64f0b
?
No.179623
179624
6212656.png
>>179622
She got it

Amber sews a button onto the cloth

Reeeeeee no you can't, you need to have a sufficient amount of skill points in the skill in order to take a 10 or 20. This being new to her is the entire point
Amber Sunset
29cfec4
?
No.179624
179625
>>179623
I forgot. At least she got a nondescript amount of XP out of it and the chance to level up a new skill in the future.

"I did it! How did I do?" she asks High Sewn with a cheerful smile.
GM Pony
9d64f0b
?
No.179625
179626
>>179624
High Sewn gives hints of a smile as she looks over, turning her head but not coming closer.

"Good, looks like you got a button. I would recommend practicing with more. Eventually you may be able to do the repair work yourself, at least the simple ones."
Amber Sunset
29cfec4
?
No.179626
179629
>>179625
Nodding, Amber keeps practicing until either given a new task or until a customer needs assistance.

"Thanks for teaching me. It would have taken me a lot longer to try to learn it on my own."

I don't want to keep spamming rolls if that's okay
GM Pony
9d64f0b
?
No.179629
180281
>>179626
She looks over towards Amber and, smiling, gives a nod."

"We all have those names and faces of those who began our journey." She says
GM Pony
9d64f0b
?
No.179630
179632
2635741.png
To Posey's player:

I am told that you responded, even though I did not see your post. Again, I am sorry for how rude I've been towards you. I think that the issues we have can be sorted out. Could we try to work it out? I think we've sorted out many before, and I want to work with everyone to make things as enjoyable as possible for everyone.
Anonymous
5cb5547
?
No.179631
179634 179635 179741
life-of-pony-compilation-v0-9gx2s483h2ic1.jpg
I'm tired.
I'm sick.
I'm ticked off.
I'm burnt out.
I'm frustrated.
A third of my body is numb, and the rest of it hurts.
I'm probably going to die before I turn 30.
I have several strong reservations about how things have gone in this thread over the past year, and how they are going right now.
I need to consider how I want to spend my time on earth.
It would be gay to leave a party hanging right before an encounter, but idk...
Brie
96a1d7e
?
No.179632
179637
f52c89fe365dc6578e30d5b052bf6276-1555341837.jpg
>>179630
I really hope that we do hear from Rosey's player, and I'm personally okay with waiting for them before we proceed with the quest, including being open to any concessions that may be required now or in the future.
If my behavior has been a/the deciding factor - and it stands to reason that it was significant if not the major issue - then I can only apologize. I'm able/available to give all manner of explanations of what caused me to react in the manners I have - above and beyond the already detailed reasons (this is a learning/observation process for me) - but that's really secondary.
If there is something I can do to illustrate my sincerity - including listing off the many ways I have wronged you and you have every reason to not want me around and nothing to do with (cuz I do have a list, I'm not oblivious) - I am available on board or in private.
Tl;dr
Sorr, am retarde
Brie
96a1d7e
?
No.179633
>really should turn auto update on by default
GM Pony
9d64f0b
?
No.179634
179637
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Brie
96a1d7e
?
No.179635
>>179631
>I'm probably going to die before I turn 30
If God is as merciful as He is said to be; I say that without a shred of irony or comedy.
I think you will not die, but you won't enjoy the process. That is how it tends to go for the specific demographic that gravotates toward cartoon hors nazis.
Anonymous
5cb5547
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Anonymous
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No.179638
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>>179637
I am sorry thay it has been unfun. I was not trying to make it unfun, but I completely appreciate that I did. I also haven't been waiting on this mission as long as many/most/all, so I probably have a more flippant attitude toward it than one might assume/expect. I still have more yet to learn than I have learned.

And thats besides the fact that we're gonna get steamrolled if Rosey doesn't introduce herself.
Anonymous
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No.179640
Yes, I am offering to bow out this mission, if it would make things better for the otherwise existing party.
GM Pony
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No.179641
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GM Pony
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No.179642
>>179637
>Also, it gave me pause to learn that players who have been playing for 6 years have only gained one level. I'm none to complain, every PbP game is different, but that would make this the slowest PbP game I've ever heard of by far.
There have been other kinds of reward, like real estate, NPCs, and as you have noticed, a damn near overflow of magical weapons
Anonymous
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No.179643
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>>179641
Ngl, if 1v1 vs Chrystalis, with the right motivation Brie could really help,... I'll shutup
Anonymous
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No.179644
>>179643
Just to clarify, I mean Brie would help set it up, and participate. His allegiance in/around the Hive is PURELY business, and shenanigens are always welcome
The Floof and The Noodle
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No.179645
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>>179637
>>179638
>>179641
I want to give you all a hug...
Anonymous
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No.179646
>>179645
Use the noodle, she has a better grappling bonus
Anonymous
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No.179647
On the quick subject of noodle hugs and cutie boops.
In character, Brie will never act reciperocatingly, even though he will be touched by the gesture. Its a so-cross-class skill to be in either ways emotional or vulnerable. Ive told Silver, as a PLAYER my goal is for Brie to get his goddamn cutie mark, and transition from neutral evil to chaotic neutral.
He also hopes to share ideas with overlapping characters: he and Kira may have insight to offer one another about murder-struggles.
Rosey is the one Brie will be able to identify with least, so I'll file that under "delicate"
The Floof and The Noodle
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No.179648
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I like having Posey and Posey's player around. I think they make things more fun. I'd like it someday to see Posey and Silver interact after Silver learns the truth about her, because I think Posey would be surprised by Silver's reaction. I think it would be neat to see a situation where Posey is trying to corrupt Silver and bring him over to the side of evil, while at the same time Silver is trying to bring Posey to the side of good (or at least, the side of not-evil). I do understand the frustrations about not really progressing in terms of levels. It's the one major thing I'd like to see changed, to see the characters improve not just in the gear, property, or NPCs they possess, but also in their own personal power. Well, that and having GM pone agree to making Craft checks a per hour thing so the characters can actually work towards making their own gear in a reasonable timeframe (it really shouldn't take potentially months to make even the most basic of equipment or potions). I don't ever mention stuff like that because historically I've found people don't like it when I give them input on things and it just causes people to get sad or upset and causes more trouble than it's worth. so usually I'll just grin and bear it rather than tell anyone if I'd like to see something change.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.179649
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GM Pony
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No.179651
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GM Pony
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No.179652
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>>179649
If you did want to move on, the landing at the island is described right here. >>179558

Brie, Silver, Kira, and Defiant have their declared actions in the posts that shortly follow
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.179653
>>179651
>but do you have to insult us for not doing the same?
I did not mean to be insulting. It was wrong of me to behave that way. I apologize for any offense I caused.
>Well, I had originally wanted to land on the island and have the first massive combat encounter on this weekend, but this is important and needs to be addressed. The first (minor) combat can be on Sunday. Yes, the other players are okay with that.
Okay. Sorry for ghosting everyone.
>>179652
Rosey Ring would feebly get on one of the occupied rafts, trying not to vomit. She does not say anything because the close proximity to sea water has made her travel sickness even worse than it was on the plane.
She has her unseen servant take up one of the oars, and tries her best to row with her horn. She fastens her blinders and tries to shut out the universe until the boat lands.
The Floof and The Noodle
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No.179656
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Kira begins humming a tune that's unmistakably "Do Your Ears Hang Low" which she has apparently mistaken as some kind of pirate shanty.

>>179651
I suppose it should be asked, how difficult is the cliff in front of them to climb?
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.179657
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>>179656
I can handle the cliff, if you can get Posey to shore before she rots from the stress of being on boat.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.179659
179660
>>179656
How much does Kira weigh?
The Floof and The Noodle
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No.179660
179662
>>179657
There are a couple options for that. Silver can help row Posey to shore on one of the rafts, or Posey can ride on Kira's back as she swims to shore since she got lucky and rolled a nat 20 on her Swim check.

>>179659
600 lbs. normally, though she may be a bit heavier at the moment as she's carrying a goat in her stomach.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.179662
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>>179660
Lira is large sized? This might be a bit more complicated...
600 pounds is just *barely* within Posey's maximum carrying capacity (690)... which apparently imposes no penalty to climb checks...? Seems like an oversight, but whatever.

Here's what we can do.
Defiant and Silver can ride on Posey's Floating Disk, which carries up to 700 pounds.
Kira can wrap around Posey's body.
And Posey will climb the cliff:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGnyi2BsTYI [Embed]
The Floof and The Noodle
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No.179664
>>179662
Hmm, an interesting idea, it minimizes the potential risk of multiple characters making climb checks and as a bonus means Posey will be the second character after Free Rover to handle Kira like that. As long as it's okay with everyone else, it sounds like a good plan to me. We just need to hear from GM pone about how difficult the cliff is to climb. Also Kira gave her hemp rope to Brie where he can fly up to the top of the cliff and secure it, so Posey will at least have a slight bit of help with climbing the cliff.
Approaching the Shore
GM Pony
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No.179665
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Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.179666
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>>179665
>sound of waves crashing
>distinct smell of salt water
>waves that, while hardly storm quality, are not calm either, and shake the little boat
"BLAAAAARGHHH-GLUUURRRK-CHHHRRREEEAGHHH-HHHRRNNNNNNNN-URRRRRGH-KLAAARRK-KRROOOOAAAAGHHH-PLOOOOORRRRK-SSKKKK-THHHRRKKK-GLURRRRRGHHH-HRRRRRRRRRRKKK!"
Posey rows frantically
>A large reptile can be seen swimming through the water... but it's just Kira.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGnyi2BsTYI [Embed]
>The creatures can make it to the beach
Please do.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.179667
>>179666
Wrong clip
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WkRjBcnj4T8 [Embed]
Anonymous
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No.179668
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>>179665
Brie will assume a low-flying elevation of around 100' for the crossing, attempting to glean any details from the landscape.
Spot [1d20+8 = (11+8) = 19]
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.179669
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>>179668
You could affix a rope to the top of the cliff, to make it easier for Posey to climb.
Anonymous
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No.179670
>>179668
The only thing immediately discernable is that the beach does indeed go on beyond the stack, and above the cliff, the hillside continues, covered in grass with a few shrubs. Nothing immediately jumps out. Except, perhaps, the island itself. With the sea stack and the hillside, it's difficult to keep 100 feet up.

>flying in the fog
Brie quickly sees why the seaplane was reluctant to do this, so close to the island
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqz2TKn3AOs [Embed]
Anonymous
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No.179671
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>>179669
Indeed, and assuming nothing subtle/nefarious results from the spot check, thats precisely what he will do, utilizing the very coil of unnecessarily heavy rope that Kira provided.
The Zoobler
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No.179673
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>>179651
I for one would like to say I was not insulted, I figured it was all just good fun.
Posey is definitely eating a Searing Light up the ponut if it comes down to an actual dick measuring contest. Mayhaps with lube. Probably not, unless she asks nicely.
>>179662
>Dust ... can ride on Posey's Floating Disk
Can they get dinner first? Bad jokes aside
>>179665
>to the beach
Zeeb would be very happy to be back on land.
Anonymous
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No.179674
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>>179673
>Posey is definitely eating a Searing Light up the ponut if it comes down to an actual dick measuring contest. Mayhaps with lube. Probably not, unless she asks nicely.
Your character is so getting raped by Posey. Not poetically or theoretically or figuratively or metaphorically, but raped, straight up.

But yes, he can arrive on the rocky shore. The stones are wet, and there are a few signs of wildlife like bird feathers.
The Floof and The Noodle
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No.179675
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>>179674
Oh, can Kira tell what kind of wildlife is on the island? Would that be a Survival check? Nature check?

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