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Inching Closer
Anonymous
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No.175000
175042 175084 175098
The next big quest with everypony in it is coming soon (TM)
1627 replies and 47 files omitted.
Amber Sunset
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No.175003
175004
>>174999 →
"Well, that's helpful! Nopony should bother making fake IDs when there's something so conclusive to test for."
Anonymous
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No.175004
175005
>>175003
"Indeed" He says, with a smile.

He takes the completed Identification Card, which includes a photograph of Amber on plastic-laminated paper with a green edge, and levitates it to Amber in an aura of purple magic.

"Here you go, Amber Sunset."
Amber Sunset
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No.175005
175006
>>175004
Amber breathes a sigh of relief at this issue being received, and picks up the card with both hooves. "Thank you, sir! How much do I have to pay you?"
Anonymous
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No.175006
175007
>>175005
The unicorn pauses, as if needing to contemplate this question. Then he answers.
"There is no charge."
Amber Sunset
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No.175007
175009
>>175006
Amber hums a little, surprised that this whole procedure was free considering how much trouble it was and how she got a shiny card out of it. But she won't look a gift–uh, monkey?–in the mouth. "That's wonderful. I'm much obliged!"

She pockets the ID securely, before turning to thank High Sewn for all the help and to leave the building. She'll won't waste any more time to head to the restaurant.
Anonymous
058ba7b
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No.175009
175010
>>175007
The card is at least shiny, colorful in a few parts, and waterproof.

High Sewn looks at Amber with an expression that hides her feelings, although one aspect is clear:
"You owe me"

The little filly presumably canters off, making her way past the bat pony stallion from earlier, and onto the streets.
Amber Sunset
33e5497
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No.175010
175011
>>175009
Amber will have to make it up to High Sewn somehow. She knows she can, just not how yet.

In the encroaching twilight she hastens to the restaurant, hoping to get there before her shift officially begins.
Anonymous
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No.175011
175012
>>175010
The little pony trots, lopes, canters, or gallops to the restaurant. When she arrives, she goes through the door, towards the bar area... and finds Salt Mixer staring at her.

"Do you know what time it is?"
Amber Sunset
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No.175012
175013
>>175011
"Time for me to work?" Amber answers with an awkward smile. "I had to pick up an identification card, if I didn't I could get in serious trouble after my shift," she elaborates hastily.
Anonymous
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No.175013
175014
>>175012
“Good answer.” She says. “How do you not already have one of those?” She asks, as if asking herself. “And put on your work clothing.”
Amber Sunset
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No.175014
175015
>>175013
"I never had one, and didn't know I needed it until I was told…" said Amber. She hurries to put on her hostess garb so as to be presentable.

I forgot that she had work clothing
Anonymous
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No.175015
175016
>>175014
But Salt Mixer didn’t

“None of us needed it until we were told. It’s just… how were you not told?” She says. By this time, Amber is likely towards the back, picking up her garb. Amber gets a look at a clock. It’s only barely after 6 PM. She could hardly be considered late, unless she was expected to be early.
Amber Sunset
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No.175016
175017
>>175015
I know being on time is virtuous, but I didn't think she'd be so strict, Amber ponders to herself.

When she hurries back to the front she replies, "I arrived in the city only about a week ago. I never needed a card before." She puts on a pleading expression and continues, "You're not really mad, are you? I got here as fast as I could."
Anonymous
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No.175017
175018
>>175016
Presumably Salt Mixer wanted the extra time for changing into the garb and other tasks that need to be done.

Amber can see her melt and turn away when bombarded by Amber's cuteness
"Someone has been asking for you" She answers
Amber Sunset
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No.175018
175019
>>175017
Amber can think of only one pony who would ask where she is. "Is it Mustard?"
Anonymous
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No.175019
175020
>>175018
"How did you know?" Salt Mixer asks rhetorically.

As if waiting to be called, Amber feels something, presumably a muzzle, rub along her lower back, then around her shoulder, and then a nip on the ear, as Mustard Trim moves along the right side of her body, ending up to her right and a bit in front of her.
"Hi Amber!"

He wears his waiter garb over his jacket.
Amber Sunset
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No.175020
175021
>>175019
Amber giggles at the display of affection, embarrassed yet impressed by his boldness. "It's felt like forever since I've seen you, even if it's just yesterday. How was your day? she asks as she nuzzles his neck.
Anonymous
058ba7b
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No.175021
175022
>>175020
"So in home room Literature, Miss Poppy Smith was late so the Tinsel Twins decided to pull a prank by removing half of the chairs from the classroom-" He talks on and on, and reciprocates Amber's nuzzling by nuzzling her shoulder, rubbing his chin and the side of his head against Amber's ear and cheeks in the process.
Amber Sunset
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No.175022
175023
>>175021
"You can tell me all about it after work. We had best not keep the customers waiting," she replies, looking up with a nervous smile at Salt Mixer. To herself, though, she mulls over how Mustard is talking like a younger schoolcolt and how it clashes with her expectations.
Anonymous
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No.175023
175024
>>175022
"Right." Mustard raises his head, looks at Amber, and then moves back to his position

"I'll see you later!"
He's disappointed most everypony else. It was only a matter of time before Amber was added to that list.
Amber Sunset
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No.175024
175025
>>175023
There's plenty of room to improve, but also plenty of time. Right now, Amber has work to do, and she makes up for what little lost time she has.
Anonymous
058ba7b
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No.175025
175026
>>175024
With that unpleasant experience grounding dragging her imagination back to reality and stifling the fantasies that occupy the mind in moments of downtime, Amber begins her work in taking ponies to their tables. Guests are already lining up, and Amber has a chart to abide.
Amber Sunset
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No.175026
175027
>>175025
She hopes for that happy medium where business is good, but not so much that she is swamped. She maintains a cheerful demeanor as she tries to remember which kinds of customers prefer which seating. Tables with few seats are given to solo ponies or small parties while she reserves larger tables for major groups.
Anonymous
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No.175027
175028
>>175026
Does the work provide structure and something to do, or does the rote mundanity become oppressive? Placing customers in just the right area is harder than it may seem. Melon Mangrove actually comes to Amber to complain that there are now too many in her section.
Amber Sunset
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No.175028
175043
>>175027
"I'll see about easing up there!" Amber replies, quietly chiding herself for letting it get so out of hoof. At least the work is something she enjoys through interacting with different ponies–as long as they aren't the disreputable sort. Other species strange to Equestria might cause a little stress.
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
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No.175029
175031
>>174997 →
"I'm getting nothing, just herbs and chili powder. You smell like cumin though, for some reason. Have you cooked with it recently?" She looks through the spices that are actually available. "Well at least I know some of these. Salt, pepper, poppy seed, those are common enough. Don't know what citric acid is. This red pepper looks like it's just dried out and crushed chili peppers. I think I've heard of garlic before, I think it grows far to the west of the tribe. Oregano, thyme, rosemary, basil...those are all just dried out herbs and leafy stuff. Still though, wouldn't hurt to give these a try."
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.175030
175031
>>174997 →
"Coming right up!"

Silver returns to the kitchen and gets to work making more pancakes and gator steaks. It's an interesting cooking combination to be sure. He makes a smaller amount of pancakes since he's only making them for Clip, and he makes sure to make enough so he himself can have at least a couple.

A short few minutes later, Silver places the newly made food in front of their prospective diners, along with their utensils and all of the pancake fixings. Silver also sits down at the table with his own plate of pancakes, adding some syrup and butter to them before digging in and enjoying the fruits of his own labor.
Anonymous
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No.175031
175032 175033
>>175029
"... No?" She says, frowning slightly. "Maybe a week ago..?" She backs up one, then two hoof steps. Kira is left with the spice rack to herself. And it appears Kira intends to clear it out, or at least take one of each.

>>175030
"Oh, nice!" Clipping says, greedily taking syrup. Jubilosa likewise looks pleased, and Mala moves over, as if wondering if he too may sit at the table.
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
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No.175032
175034
>>175031
Indeed she does, taking one container of each. She turns around and smiles at Neela.

"Huh, I guess I forget sometimes how strong my sense of smell is. Alright, what else do you want to get? You're more of an expert in this food stuff than I am."
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.175033
175035
>>175031
Silver swallows a bite of delicious pancakes, before smiling at Mala. He motions to the free seat at the table. "You are more than welcome to sit at table, Mala."
Anonymous
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No.175034
175038
>>175032
"Well, let me get it" She says. She turns around in place by twisting her rear end and legs, and jumping her forelegs 140 degrees over to the left, basically turning around in place. As she walks away, she says "And get me one of those little hoof-baskets."

Kira, meanwhile, has everything she needs. Or at least, that she can get out of the store.
Anonymous
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No.175035
175037
>>175033
Mala moves up and sits at the table. Paper Clipping moves away, while Mint Marine - who must have been sitting just out of sight, thanks to his lower height - is happy to see him there.

Khoi, however, walks up towards Silver, wearing a net over her mane, which is back, and a white outfit down to her shoed hooves. She looks up at Silver.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.175037
175039
>>175035
Silver looks over at Khoi, and examines her new change in wardrobe. He swallows another bite of pancake that he was chewing before speaking.

"Oh, are you going to your work?"
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
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No.175038
175039
>>175034
What a very deer-like behavior. Kira wonders if Neela often does little hops and prances like that as she gives Neela a cute little salute with a giggle. She goes over to grab a hoof basket for Neela, waving at any ponies both customer and employee alike she comes across.
Anonymous
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No.175039
175040 175041
>>175037
Khoi is dressed in a white coat, with a kind of netting over her forelegs between the ends of the coat and her shoes. Her tail is tied up as well.

"Yes." She answers, sitting down in front of Silver, and looking up at him.

>>175038
Neela goes to the end of the aisle and turns to the right. Kira doesn't see anypony else in the store. Not another customer, and no employees. This is odd, as Kira is pretty sure there was a clerk at the counter... who seems to have run away screaming... Kira finds a basket near the door.
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
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No.175040
175044
>>175039
That is weird. Where did they all go to? Or is this just a really slow day? Kira grabs the basket and returns to her deer companion.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.175041
175044
>>175039
Silver smiles at Khoi. "Have good day at work! You need anything before you go? Something to eat for your lunch? Even hug to send you off?"
Anonymous
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No.175042
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>>175000
>The next big quest with everypony in it is coming soon (TM)
...Really?
Anonymous
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No.175043
175045
>>175028
The customers were requesting booths, which in part are concentrated in Melon Mangrove's section. What else was Amber to do? Best to put them in Cream Pop's section. He doesn't complain, and he has almost as many booths. Or send more to Mustard. Amber already knows she can damn near kill that colt with work and he won't complain. She may have been hesitant to give more customers to Mustard since, you know, that's basically giving him more money and it could look bad but... the mare is literally asking for it at this point. It's not a very busy night. Larkhaven and De Sew are not here, nor, does it appear, is the little zebra colt in the kitchen staff named Xanadoo.
Anonymous
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No.175044
175067 175068
>>175040
She's already trying to take things off of shelves. She takes the basket out of Kira's hooves - which oddly, is possibly the closest Neela has come to Kira, and to physically touching her - and then starts placing items inside. Unfortunately, she sees that Neela has selected rice. shudders

>>175041
Khoi looks up at Silver with her magenta eyes, and her enigmatic kirin face.
Amber Sunset
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No.175045
175046
>>175043
Unfortunately "not very busy" isn't necessarily an antonym of "understaffed" as the management tries to save money. Amber doesn't begrudge Salt Mixer for that, as it's just an aspect of business. Mustard didn't look too tired today so she sends more customers his way, though she gives Cream Pop some as well to keep things balanced. These are her coworkers, after all.
Anonymous
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No.175046
175047
>>175045
Salt Mixer comes up to Amber and confirms what Amber surely suspects: kitchen staff is the bottleneck of the restaurant tonight, and though it's not enough to require a wait, be mindful. There are a couple ponies that try to seat themselves, especially while Amber is walking other customers to their seats, but mostly it's uneventful. Mostly. There is a lone griffin asking to be seated. He doesn't speak ponish very well, so it's hard to understand him.
Amber Sunset
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No.175047
175048
>>175046
"Excuse me, did you say you're waiting for company? I can get you a table for two if you'd like." Unfortunately ponies have single digits and can't indicate any number higher than one very well.
Anonymous
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No.175048
175049
>>175047
“Twee?” He asks, a bit confused
Amber Sunset
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No.175049
175050
>>175048
"Mhm!" She takes a pencil in her mouth and writes the number "2."
Anonymous
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No.175050
175051
>>175049
He nods.
“Ja, twee”
Amber Sunset
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No.175051
175052
>>175050
"Glad that's settled!" She assigns him one of the tables for two, presumably run by Cream Pop. She hopes he can handle his inability to speak Ponish.

Forgot if Cream Pop is male or female.
Anonymous
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No.175052
175053
>>175051
Male, like Mustard Trim. Larkhaven, De Sew, Melon Mangrove, and Salt Mixer are female, and the kitchen staff and absentee owner are male

And... that's that griffin taken care of. Now thankfully there aren't too many more non ponies. There's a zebra... Anyways...

Amber does actually get a diamond dog. He has on a shirt, he's well groomed with black ears and most of the head, with a tan chin and belly. Not bad for a non-pony, almost looks like Amber's seen him before.
Amber Sunset
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No.175053
175054
>>175052
Diamond dogs that are gussied up look funny instead of scary. I can't complain.

She directs her amusement to a friendly smile, as she greets, "Hello, sir. Table for one or will you be having company?"
Anonymous
058ba7b
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No.175054
175055
>>175053
He even has a hat he hasn't taken off.

"Table for two. My friend's just behind me." He says in a voice that's pretty well adjusted to Equestria. He looks at Amber fairly intensely
Amber Sunset
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No.175055
175056
>>175054
There was one place where she met a diamond dog, and she was hoping to never have to recall it. She pretends nothing is wrong though and leads him to one of the high tables.

"I can get your hat for you if you'd like," she says, glancing at him briefly before pretending to show concern towards another customer.
Anonymous
058ba7b
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No.175056
175057
>>175055
"Oh, no, -" He turns around, and says "Oh, he's here" and is soon joined by a pony - a dark red pegasus stallion with a casual shirt on. He walks up, looks over to Amber, and smiles.
Amber Sunset
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No.175057
175058
>>175056
Amber's heart sinks. "H-hi," she mumbles. "Here is your table, uh, a waiter will be with you shortly." She returns to her post, worried about what this could mean.
Anonymous
058ba7b
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No.175058
175059
>>175057
The stallion turns to Amber and addresses her

"Oh hey, I remember you!"

Then the diamond dog turns to him
"Oh, so that is the mare. She's rather young looking,"

"She's 18."

"You sure?"

"Yeah, she's 18. What, too young for you? You'd rather that mare that was like fifty?"

"Why do you keep hounding me about that?"

The two exchange laugh as they talk with each other
Amber Sunset
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No.175059
175060
>>175058
She can't help but stare as she's being addressed. When the duo get more distracted, she gives the stallion a dirty look and snorts as she trudges off. With her luck Mustard will be angrily questioning her just from overhearing.
Anonymous
058ba7b
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No.175060
175061
>>175059
Red Scabbard: "Nice to see you filly. Didn't know you worked here. But we don't need to be seated, we're going to the bar."

Trakr: "The bar? No, I want to actually sit down for a while and eat. And not at the bar."

Red Scabbard: "You want food here? I thought we were going to Tiffany's"

Trakr: "No, let's eat here. The food here is good. It's like what I had growing up."

Red Scabbard: "Okay, let's go out side." He looks right at Amber "table for two outside"

Amber's not sure if or how he could have known that Mustard Trim has the outside section again. As for Mustard himself, well, he's on the other side of the bar right now, probably doing the job of bussing food himself.
Amber Sunset
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No.175061
175062
>>175060
Have any customers been seated outside yet?
Anonymous
058ba7b
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No.175062
175063
>>175061
A few, yes. Not many, but a few.
Amber Sunset
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No.175063
175072
>>175062
There goes that excuse. She's not sure why anypony would want to be seated outside in the cold winter night, but it's not her job to protest. She gives them a table and hopes against hope that it somehow turns out alright.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.175067
175069
>>175044
Sense Motive: Silver attempts to divine meaning from her unreadable facade.

[1d20+3 = (11+3) = 14]
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
3952934
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No.175068
175069
>>175044
Kira gulps, only imagining how badly that rice will stick in her throat.

"So, uh...do you cook?"
Anonymous
058ba7b
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No.175069
175070 175071
>>175068
Don't worry Kira. You don't have to eat the rice. You have other food options in theory.

She continues just shoving items into the basket
"Yeah. Kind of. Sometimes. When I have to. Usually one deer will do the cooking, not usually me."

>>175067
The enigmatic kirin remains hard to read. Silver can, however, discern one thing: she wants something. Specifically from Silver.
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
3952934
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No.175070
175072
>>175069
Kira looks at the various items Neela grabs off of the shelves, interested in learning what it is exactly that the prey animals eat.

"What do you cook?
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3952934
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No.175071
175072
>>175069
Hmm...if the Silver hugs the Khoi, does that satisfy her needs?
Anonymous
058ba7b
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No.175072
175073 175082 175083
>>175063
Amber gets some answer as to why when she sees they are loud, and intend to pony watch, commenting on a mare passing by. There's heaters and in any case the weather is better than over the weekend. Amber takes them to their seat, presumably, and walks past Mustard on the way back as he is moving plates of food.

>>175071
Kirin looks up at u

>>175070
Basics like flour and sugar, and a few tomato's and what have you.

"Well, I know a little about how to make the traditional dishes, like the pufe and galuski, but also a few equestrian foods like hayburgers." She answers
Amber Sunset
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No.175073
175074
>>175072
She looks at Mustard and shakes her head in exasperation as she walks by, perhaps to warn him of how rowdy they can be. She is thankful that they are on the other side of the restaurant from her as she resumes her hostess duties.
Anonymous
058ba7b
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No.175074
175075
>>175073
Amber does have the misfortune of overhearing the following:

Trakr:
"But did you? With her."

Red Scabbard:
"I'm not telling."

Trakr:
"Come on! What does that mean? Yes? No?"

Red Scabbard:
"Don't worry about it."

Trakr:
"She's not actually eighteen, is she?"

Thankfully Amber can't make out any more than that before she returns to her post.
Amber Sunset
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No.175075
175076
>>175074
Amber could strangle that stallion–if she knew how to do that with hooves, and if he wasn't a detective and under somewhat greater legal protection. She mulls over the unpleasant conversation she is bound to have with Mustard after work, and tries to think of different things to say that wouldn't make him more upset while protecting her own oath of silence. Of all the restaurants in Baltimare, and that playcolt had to stop at this one!

She looks to see how possible it might be to sneak into the kitchen.
Anonymous
058ba7b
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No.175076
175077
>>175075
Amber could learn how to.

Sneaking into the kitchen is not very difficult. The only, or at least main chef is a lone stallion, and he pays less attention to Amber than that zebra did. There aren't that many customers coming in for Amber's absence to be noticed, the waiters regularly come up to the kitchen, and one entrance is near the bathrooms. The only difficulty is that Amber would have to pass near Salt Mixer on either side of the bar.
Amber Sunset
33e5497
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No.175077
175078
>>175076
Does it look like Salt Mixer is distracted, or is about to?
Anonymous
058ba7b
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No.175078
175079
>>175077
Amber could time it to wait until Salt Mixer is distracted, or perhaps, like Amber is going to the bathroom.
Amber Sunset
33e5497
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No.175079
175080
>>175078
She chances it to see if Salt Mixer will be distracted right when Mustard is coming back with the order; otherwise, she will ask to get a drink of water from the kitchen (so as to not interrupt her).
Anonymous
058ba7b
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No.175080
175081
>>175079
So long as Amber is willing to wait for possibly several trips by Mustard to the kitchen, this is guaranteed to eventually be successful.
Amber Sunset
33e5497
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No.175081
175085
>>175080
Why rush a good plan? The perfect is the enemy of the good, or so somepony said; she's not sure who. Amber is not a vengeful mare by nature but Red Scabbard has caused enough grief for her.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3952934
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No.175082
175085
>>175072
Oh noes.

Silver gets out of his seat, and hugs the enigmatic kirin.
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
3952934
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No.175083
175085
>>175072
Kira giggles at pufe and galuski, believing them to be very silly words. At hayburgers, she tilts her head. "Hayburgers? Those don't actually have hay in them, right?"
Anonymous
db47b75
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No.175084
175085
>>175000
Does it involve cheese?
Anonymous
058ba7b
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No.175085
175086 175087 175097
>>175081
Kek

Roll hide for any specific approach. Or bluff if she wishes to be pretending to get water, helping in bussing or what have you.

>>175084
It may

>>175082
squeaky

kylan is hugged

The soft fur and general feel of the kylan is a bit blunted by the separation of the clothing. Her tail moves side to side, and Silver can hear - he can feel - her purr.

>>175083
"Well, yes. Sometimes it's alfalfa, or some other fiber."
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
3952934
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No.175086
175088
>>175085
"BLEGH! I'll gladly take rice over eating grass."
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3952934
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No.175087
175088
>>175085
D'awwwwwww. Silver might not know why Khoi has decided to be so affectionate, but he's gonna take advantage of the situation. He gives her a friendly squeeze, and even tries stroking her back scales like petting a cat.
Anonymous
058ba7b
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No.175088
175089 175091
>>175087
purr

She has those lidded, kirin eyes, and she slowly blinks. For maximum petting, Silver would need to move her shirt up to have access to the scales.

>>175086
"No, it's not 'grass', it's hay. Rye, timothy, clover. It's not just grass off the ground."
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3952934
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No.175089
175090
>>175088
Somehow, it seems lewd to do so, but Silver does just that to get full hoof-to-scale contact petting action.
Anonymous
058ba7b
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No.175090
175092
>>175089
purr

Silver undresses the kylan, and can feel those smooth scales that move in as he pets, and reflect light slightly differently as they move with the movement of his hoof. Silver may also have access now to her chest floof, and possibly even her belly.
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
3952934
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No.175091
175093
>>175088
"But it's not like rice or wheat where you eat the grains from the plant, it's just like eating like, well, a grazer!"
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3952934
?
No.175092
175093
>>175090
Silver uses his other hoof to play with her chest floof, no doubt the softest part of her body. It's so unlike his own floofy body, as hers is almost like an extension of her mane.
Anonymous
058ba7b
?
No.175093
175094 175095
>>175092
It is indeed soft and fluffy. Silver now plays with it out of view of the others. Kira moves her head out, perhaps to give greater access to the floof.

>>175091
She nods her head
Yeeeah? That's kind of what ponies are. They are not griffins. Or... snakes..."
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3952934
?
No.175094
175099
>>175093
Silver continues to play with his kirin, one forehoof stroking her back scales as the other plays around with her chet floof, twirling it and fluffing it and overall just taking the moment to examine it and appreciate this very unique opportunity.
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
3952934
?
No.175095
175099
>>175093
Kira scrunches, and her tongue flicks out. "I dunno, it just seems weird to eat hay and stuff. Like it's something an animal would do." She looks around her at the store. "Especially when you have such a wide variety of options available for food."
Anonymous
de3ac86
?
No.175096
175099
6739348__safe_artist-colon-nismorose_imported+from+derpibooru_oc_oc-colon-anon_oc-colon-filly+anon_earth+pony_skeleton+pony_spider_3+panel+comic_bone_cheek+fluf (1).jpg
[dead horse noises]
Amber Sunset
33e5497
?
No.175097
175102
>>175085
She hugs the wall to minimize her visibility as she approaches the kitchen, hopefully while Salt Mixer is not looking.
[1d20+2 = (11+2) = 13]
Anonymous
851fabb
?
No.175098
175099
>>175000
Does this include the cheese in the fridge, and if so, how?
(not so secretly wanting villain, with option to redeem as antihero. Some loki shit, but different specifics)
Anonymous
058ba7b
?
No.175099
175100 175101 175145 175146
>>175098
Maybe

For a bit more clarity, the specific quest in mind is one with the following premise: the New Mareland Navy is contracting mercenaries to try to rescue the crew of a an airship that crashed while following a Stalliongrad Freighter in the rocky sea up north, on a deserted island that is disputed territory between three nations. I feel like you have something a bit different in mind. Feel free to share here or in the comments

>>175096
The last post for Posey was the first part of >>174963 →

>>175094
purr

The floof is long, and directed away from her body. She almost feels like a fluffy pillow, and she puffs it out like she's proud of it, or likes it being fondled.

>>175095
I don't think I've included it before, but paprika is among the spices available, and Neela picked some up independently of Kira.

Neela's ears go down, then back up, and she places all four legs firmly down.
"Normal creatures eat clover, rye, alfalfa, lettuce and so on. I mean, sure, griffins don't but... Most creatures do. We do. It's nice and fibrous. Not everything has to be baked and boiled."
Anonymous
db47b75
?
No.175100
175102
>>175099
>In the comments
Uh,... are you suggesting I abuse the report function again?
Anonymous
e162ea7
?
No.175101
175103 175105
>>175099
So does Sasha survive the treatment?
Anonymous
058ba7b
?
No.175102
175109 175310
>>175100
If you need to keep it secret... maybe. Or just message me on discord

>>175097
Makes me think of https://youtu.be/YccozjEe9f4

Amber is successful, as Salt Mixer turns back to make a drink. It helps that Amber is almost the same color scheme as Mustard Trim, and not very far from Cream Pop, and therefore could be confused for them if only viewed from the periphery
Anonymous
058ba7b
?
No.175103
175104
>>175101
Yes.
Anonymous
e162ea7
?
No.175104
175105 175106
>>175103
Then Posey begins interrogating her as soon as she in in condition to answer questions.
She prepares for this my attending to her mane and making sure her only black cape is well cleaned. She sharpens her implements and polishes her jewelry as she prepares to question the dog.
She enters Sasha's chambers, failing to resist the urge to habitually knock before she quickly invites herself in, walking inside with a flutter of her cape, her golden eyes glowing with their sharp predatory aura, as her entropic aura tangibly sucks the energy out of the room with an ominous chill.
"And so we meet again, bitch." She says
Behind her, the Dreads, animated from the severed arms of the diamond dogs, guard the exit behind her, brandishing her magic sword and polearms.
"It appears that you've survived your stay so far. I'll have to extend my thanks to Baka."
Anonymous
e162ea7
?
No.175105
175106
>>175104
>>175101
Posey gages Sasha's reaction before making her next move.
Anonymous
058ba7b
?
No.175106
175108
>>175105
>>175104
The bitch is propped up against the wall, sitting upright with the wall behind her. She looks better than before, not having visible sweating. However, her breathes are still hard and fast. This may be the result of illness, but it could be fear. She looks at Posey with somewhat angry eyes and does not speak in reply.
Anonymous
0d805a9
?
No.175108
175110
>>175106
>sweating
Do Diamond dogs normally sweat?
>She looks at Posey with somewhat angry eyes and
As soon as eye contact is made, Posey attempts to charm her with her gaze.
DC 19 Will
"I'll spare the nonsense with you, Sasha. I would like you to know that you are fortunate more fortunate than you may feel for the fact that you are breathing right now. Despite that, you and I find ourselves at an impass. You've witnessed a number of things that few would live to tell the tale of: you've seen my forces in battle, you've witnessed my magic, and you've even found yourself sitting here in my hideout. Protocols from my superiors say that I should eliminate you, but I am deciding to give you a chance to vouch for your own life, and see if your luck takes you any further." Posey says
"So, let's get to know each other. Who are you, exactly?"
Amber Sunset
33e5497
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No.175109
175113
>>175102
She slips through the knobless kitchen door without much incident and attempts to stay out of eyeshot of the cook(s) without making it obvious she's hiding. She also takes stock of the area. Are there any waiters in the room? Is there any way to see what orders have been placed (presumably she has a decent understanding by now of how tables are numbered)? And, where are the spices kept?
Anonymous
058ba7b
?
No.175110
175111
>>175108
>Do they normally sweat?
shrugs
The point is that she is shivering, panting, or otherwise displaying signs of a fever or elevated body temperature.

"I have told you. I am Sasha." After a few seconds, "Who the fuck are you?"
Anonymous
e162ea7
?
No.175111
175112 175113
>>175110
>I have told you. I am Sasha.
Posey elaborates
"Is Sasha your full name? What is your occupation? Where are you from? Why were you being held captive by members of your kind? What were you worth to them?"
>"Who the fuck are you?"
Hmmm, not sure if charmed
"I am Rosey Ring, a sorceress, something that someponies might call a black magician. I was traveling through the big on an important mission, and those... other dogs got in my way."
Anonymous
e162ea7
?
No.175112
175113
>>175111
Wait, why did I just tell the prisoner my real name? I didn't need to do that... I guess that's Posey's vanity speaking.
I guess she could always just kill her.
Anonymous
058ba7b
?
No.175113
175114 175115
>>175109
There are no waiters at the moment. There is a little counter near the door where orders are placed and food waits for pick up. Orders are placed by means of paper notes. There are two ponies in the room. One is the marmalade-colored unicorn that Amber could guess is probably the head chef. He is tending to a pan on the stove. The other is a sand colored earth pony colt on the other side of the rectangular room opening a pantry and taking out a bag of potatoes. Amber hasn't seen him before, and it isn't clear if he's been here on the previous days or if he is filling the same role as the zebra colt, who is not here. Both ponies are distracted... for the moment. Amber is at the entrance, and again, could easily be mistaken for Mustard Trim or Cream Pop if you didn't bother to look directly at her. Amber can tell what orders are placed, and yes, she has enough familiarity with the table numbering system that she can more or less visualize where specific orders came from. Mostly.

The spices are presumably kept on one of the high shelves. It appears they are most likely above a shelf opposite where the marmalade unicorn is working. There is an island in the center of the kitchen. Technically two, as there is an open space in the middle.

>>175111
"Sasha Bearing. I was a stacker at a plantation before I joined Rudy and Marlow. I was not 'captive'. They were helping me. I was lover to Rudy and friend to Marlow. And they were not in any bitches way. Not the damned unions, not the fascists, and not any 'magician'."

>>175112
There's a clip from Archer that's perfect for this, but I can't find it on youtube.

But I completely believe that Posey gives up her real name easily.
Amber Sunset
33e5497
?
No.175114
175116
>>175113
If Amber was a little less focused on what she was doing, she would take note of how many ponies working at the restaurant are varying shades of orange and yellow.

Getting to the spices is a tough task. She is not a unicorn, and her short stature means she needs something like a stepping stool. Standing on one of the islands, besides being unsanitary, would be quite noticeable, and simply asking the chef would arouse suspicion. A small stool should be easy to find though, right?
Anonymous
e162ea7
?
No.175115
175116
>>175113
>I was not 'captive'.
"Oh." Posey says, turning her head to glare at the ghoul behind the corner, seemingly infuriated at being caught off guard by this information.
And here I thought I had a captive princess or noblewoman I could use for political bargaining or favors. Darn...
>And they were not in any bitches way. Not the damned unions, not the fascists, and not any 'magician'."
Wait, am I ... THE BAD GUY?! Oh no.

Posey pauses for a moment. She seems mostly uncomfortable that she mistook an ally of her enemy for a captive.

"Well, Sasha, I think I've heard all I need to hear from you for now. I'll return to tell you your fate in due time." she says, turning to leave
"Oh, and don't bother trying to escape. The hex I put on you won't let you get far without me knowing. For now, just rest, and try keep yourself in good condition." She says, coldly
"Don't let her leave the room." She says to the Dreads, the animate severed arms hovering in mid-air like sentinels by the door

As Posey leaves the room, she trots down the halls and shakes her head in disappointment.
"What a waste of time. I guess I do still owe the Kaftars a favor though... Yes, she'll do nicely... I should tell Baka about it."
Anonymous
058ba7b
?
No.175116
175117 175119
>>175115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToKcmnrE5oY&pp=ygUSYXJlIHdlIHRoZSBiYWRkaWVz

"Really? That's all you want?" She says

>>175114
checks history

Four ponies. Mustard and Amber are yellow, the chef and Cream Pop are orange, De Sew is black, Salt Mixer is green, Larkhaven is white, Xanadu is either grey with black stripes or black with grey stripes (hard to tell), Melon Mangrove doesn't seem to ever be described, the absentee owner is... absent, and the kitchen help is sand colored, which is either brown or a fifth orange/yellow pony.

>>175114
Roll spot

Please note that at this moment, Amber is not very conspicuous because she looks, to the inattentive, like Mustard Trim coming back to check an order sheet to make sure he didn't screw it up... which is probably not an uncommon occurrence. But if she moves into the kitchen, or if another waiter comes into the entrance, she is likely to be noticed.
Amber Sunset
33e5497
?
No.175117
175118 175120
>>175116
She'd better not waste any time then.
[1d20+2 = (1+2) = 3]
Anonymous
058ba7b
?
No.175118
175120
>>175117
Well Tartarus, there's one right there at the end of the first island.
Anonymous
e162ea7
?
No.175119
175121
>>175116
>That's all you want?
"Do you have anything left to say? I'm a very busy mare, you know; my patience is in short supply." Posey replies
Amber Sunset
33e5497
?
No.175120
175121
>>175117
>>175118
>my rolls
https://youtu.be/IPFiKEm-oNI

Okay, well is there a basket or something instead that could be used?
Anonymous
058ba7b
?
No.175121
175124
>>175120
Right there! Before the island.

>>175119
"You didn't find it either. No."
Anonymous
e162ea7
?
No.175123
175125
Rolling Intimidate to very subtly imply "this is the last call to convince me not to kill you" as Posey leaves the room.
[1d20+15 = (2+15) = 17]
Amber Sunset
33e5497
?
No.175124
175125
>>175121
She'll grab it and nonchalantly place it down before standing up on her hind legs to get to the shelf. Her heart is pounding in her ears, since if she messes up badly this could mean the end of her job.
Anonymous
058ba7b
?
No.175125
175126
>>175123
"Nothing I want to tell you. But I'll give you one little tip. Be mindful of the Swamp Fever. It will kill you far more slowly, and far more surely than any foe. And indeed it has killed more than all foes... there were more than three of us when we started..."

>>175124
And crumple

It collapses, evidently made of plastic.
Amber Sunset
33e5497
?
No.175126
175128
>>175125
Alas, better plastic won't be around for another decade or so. She descends to all fours, grinning with an embarrassed look about her at the chef, who surely has turned around.
Anonymous
e162ea7
?
No.175127
Now that the interrogation with Sasha is over, I think I would like to move forward with Posey's original plan before starting downtime. Posey will later need to arrange to meet with Di Bin Milyaketan and confide her plan to resurrect Agire as a shoosuva through an offering to the Angel.
She also has to mail those haunted objects to their respective addresses, before the ghosts get restless.

But for now, I must slumber, as Posey retreats to snuggle up beside Gloomy.
Anonymous
7e7b1d6
?
No.175128
175129
>>175126
He does indeed turn around.

“What are you doing here?!”

https://youtu.be/Q72SKGvCwAw?si=Bt7_ElgbBOpsGNR0
Amber Sunset
33e5497
?
No.175129
175130
>>175128
"Oh, hello, I didn't mean to bother you. I just…um, have a sore throat, and need just one thing for a folk remedy."
Anonymous
058ba7b
?
No.175130
175131
>>175129
He shakes his head
"Folk remedy? Why are you back here for that?" He pauses

"You're that new hostess that's dating Mustard Trim, right?"
Amber Sunset
33e5497
?
No.175131
175132
>>175130
"Hm? Oh, yes, yes. I'm Amber Sunset. I don't think we've met," she says, glancing up at the shelf.
Anonymous
058ba7b
?
No.175132
175133
>>175131
"I'm Price Run..." He looks at her strangely. "What are you doing back here? Trying to get something to make tea? You're not supposed to be back here. You could get your fur in the food, or start a fire."
Amber Sunset
33e5497
?
No.175133
175134
>>175132
"Sorry, I was trying to be careful," she says, as she slides the crushed plastic crate away from herself. "I just need something spicy, the spiciest thing we have in the house. That'll help my sore throat."
Anonymous
058ba7b
?
No.175134
175135
>>175133
He sighs.

"You shouldn't even be coming to work if you are sick" And after a pause "But I get it. Let me get some of our hotter chili pepper..." He moves to a cabinet and opens it, then finds a can, which he dispenses a little of a red powder into a paper cup. "But it's very hot, and I'm sure you'll need water."
Amber Sunset
33e5497
?
No.175135
175136
>>175134
"Please, sir, may I have some more?" she pleads. "I want to make sure I don't get sick after all. Can't take half-measures."
Anonymous
058ba7b
?
No.175136
175137
>>175135
"Really? This will burn your asshole on the way out." He stares at her. "Just... whatever." He doubles the amount of chili powder.
Amber Sunset
33e5497
?
No.175137
175138
>>175136
"Thanks. Speakin' of burning, look out for the food!" she exclaims, pointing behind him. Hopefully this buys her time to check the tickets and find the table she's looking for.
Anonymous
058ba7b
?
No.175138
175140
>>175137
"Oh, shit!"
He immediately turns around and goes to the frying pan, and is completely consumed by that. The other pony likewise pays attention to that, pausing the cutting of cabbages to see the status of the frying pan and the stove.

But, though Amber has free reign to look at the orders, she has a problem. While she sees an order for a table outside, it doesn't seem to be for Red Scabbard's table.
Amber Sunset
33e5497
?
No.175140
175141
>>175138
What in particular seems off about it?
Anonymous
058ba7b
?
No.175141
175142
>>175140
Amber hasn't exactly memorized the outside table layout, as it varies day by day, but it seems much too far to the left (or the right, going out the door) to be the table Amber seated them at.
Amber Sunset
33e5497
?
No.175142
175143
>>175141
If only she'd been there a few more days! Then there wouldn't be such uncertainty. Best not to take any chances, since customers can take their time to order. She takes her cup and goes back to her hostess stand, keeping an eye out for Mustard.
Anonymous
058ba7b
?
No.175143
175144 175253
>>175142
This is harder than it seems, because the bar blocks the view for much of the path from the door to the kitchen. Amber could roll die to keep an eye on Mustard, or check in some other way...
Amber Sunset
33e5497
?
No.175144
>>175143
With the rolls I've been getting, I think I'll call it tonight and try to think of something tomorrow.
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
3952934
?
No.175145
175147
>>175099
Kira tilts her head, as she follows along Neela's shopping.

"Normal? I mean...I guess it's more normal here. I don't know how many creatures there are like me over here. I'm sorry if I was rude, I just don't think hay, clover, or others like that are really in the average lamia's diet."
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3952934
?
No.175146
175147
>>175099
And indeed she should be proud of it! Silver admittedly doesn't have much experience with kirins, but something tells him she has some very prestigious floof. Silver fluffs it to its peak floofiness, making it stand very proud and prominent from her body.
Anonymous
2d81660
?
No.175147
175148 175149
>>175145
Neela moves forward and presumably past Kira, looking back at her with her eyes and head turned slightly back, before facing forward and moving towards the exit with the basket on her back.

With a tone of sarcasm, she says,
“Really? And here I thought you only ate plants.”

>>175146
Her eyes go wide, surprised by the floofening. But there is no stopping it.
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
3952934
?
No.175148
175150
>>175147
That gets Kira to giggle a bit before she replies. "Yeah, yeah. Alright, let's buy our stuff."
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3952934
?
No.175149
175150
>>175147
No stopping it indeed, and by the time he's done her chest floof rivals his own floof. She might find that it will make her shirt look a bit odd when it's properly worn again.
Anonymous
2d81660
?
No.175150
175154 175155
>>175148
She stops and turns her head just before passing all points of sale.

“Buy?”

>>175149
poof

And… she’s even fluffier now. She’s close to being a danger for discharge of static electricity.
Anonymous
223ec11
?
No.175151
175156
Is the main quest with everypony in it actually going to happen soon, or should Posey go ahead and start working on her plan to reanimate the kaftar priest?
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
3952934
?
No.175154
175156
>>175150
Kira nods.

"Yeah, buy. We don't want to just steal their food, silly!"
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3952934
?
No.175155
175156
>>175150
Mission success! Silver puts her shirt back on her, where her now even more prestigious floof can be seen distinctly through the silhouette of the shirt.
Anonymous
2d81660
?
No.175156
175157 175158 175163
>>175151
I’m not sure. It will depend on how quickly I can line up the player characters. Also I will be out of town next weekend.

Posey herself needs to be lined up

>>175154
Neela frowns
“The clerk has left. We can just take it.”

>>175155
The Kirin is now overly fluffed
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
3952934
?
No.175157
175159
>>175156
"Surely there's still someone here. Even then, maybe we can at least leave the money for the food up here?"
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3952934
?
No.175158
175159
>>175156
Well, perhaps not overly fluffed. I'm not even sure that's possible.

"Better?"
Anonymous
2d81660
?
No.175159
175160 175161
>>175158
With a small smile, she tilts her head

“Are you forgetting something?”

>>175157
She moves her ears down
“C’mon. No one is looking.”
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3952934
?
No.175160
175162
>>175159
Sense Motive: Let's see if Silver can tell what it is.

[1d20+3 = (4+3) = 7]
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
3952934
?
No.175161
175162
>>175159
Kira drops her pony body closer to the ground, partially hiding her snake body. She looks at Neela with big eyes, flops her ears, and flicks her tongue as she says, "Pleaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssse?"
Anonymous
2d81660
?
No.175162
175164 175165
>>175161
Neela sighs, turns her left ear up but keeps her right ear down, and turns her head to the right, breaking eye contact with the snake pony, and moving her forelegs back.

“Fine. It’s your money, anyways.”

>>175160
Khoi is clearly snoring much more than before, and might even think she’s communicating something. But she remains difficult to read.
Anonymous
5df7e95
?
No.175163
175166
>>175156
Elaborate. I will take any necessary steps to meet with the party.
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
3952934
?
No.175164
175166
>>175162
Kira lifts her pony half back into the air, smiling and clapping her hooves together excitedly. She calls out across the store.

"Helloooooooooo? We're ready to buy our food now!"
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3952934
?
No.175165
175166
>>175162
Hmm...perhaps she is asking for a...goodbye kiss?
Anonymous
2d81660
?
No.175166
175167 175168 175172
>>175163
All she needs to do is apply for work at the local headquarters of customs or perhaps the military some morning.

>>175165
kirin noises

[i]which is to say, absolutely no noises


>>175164
Hmmmm…. Roll charisma
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3952934
?
No.175167
175169
>>175166
Silver decides to experiment first by smooching the kirin on the cheek to judge her reaction.
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
3952934
?
No.175168
175169
>>175166
[1d20+3 = (13+3) = 16]
Anonymous
2d81660
?
No.175169
175170 175171
>>175167
the Kirin is kissed on the cheeks.

Her ears go up, and she turns her head towards Silver, looking at him. She is a little displeased.

>>175168
Kira hears a mare call back,

“Is it gone?”
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
3952934
?
No.175170
175173
>>175169
Hmm, strange. Kira calls back to this mystery mare.

"What's gone? Please ma'am, I'd really like to buy my groceries."
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3952934
?
No.175171
175173
>>175169
"What is it, Khoi?"
Anonymous
5df7e95
?
No.175172
175173
>>175166
Well, Posey did say I'm her applications to the securities school that she specialized in corpse-retrieval and dealing with supernatural events in a battlefield setting. She would have been looking for jobs related to that, especially lucrative jobs that could fund her army.
Does the military normally requisition Warmagi or arcane experts from the securities department of the university?
Anonymous
2d81660
?
No.175173
175174 175175 175177
>>175171
The Kirin does not reply. She is clearly needy. She stares up at Silver, demanding something.

>>175170
The top of the head of a small, orange mare with a pink mane and green eyes peaks over the edge of the counter.
“The monster.”

>>175172
From what Posey can gather, the attitude towards the military at the university is rather… antagonistic. While the military will advertise recruitment and especially informant work, they don’t go there.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3952934
?
No.175174
175176
>>175173
Sense Motive: Let's give it one more attempt to divine what she wants.

[1d20+3 = (8+3) = 11]
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
3952934
?
No.175175
175179
>>175173
Hide: "Uh..." Kira attempts to hide her snake tail out of sight of the mare so only her pony half is visible. "...monster? I haven't seen any monster around."

[1d20+13 = (17+13) = 30]
Anonymous
2d81660
?
No.175176
175178
>>175174
Maybe… more affection?
Anonymous
5df7e95
?
No.175177
175179
>>175173
Posey well, Posey's job is in part to investigate the military, especially how they're able to recruit mages, so she would be interested in the advertising. She checks fliers if there are any while she's at work or shopping in town.
I guess this could be a Gather Information check.
[1d20+6 = (17+6) = 23]
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3952934
?
No.175178
175179
>>175176
Hmm...she wants more affection, but she doesn't want kisses...Silver pets the kirin between her ears.
Anonymous
2d81660
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No.175179
175180 175182 175188
>>175177
Posey is able to get a decent amount of information. The military takes volunteers for several different kinds of formations and jobs. Historically volunteers have little to no control if they remain in Equestria or are deployed overseas, but there is more choice now. Customs likewise will hire volunteers, for career and even for one offs. Posey has learned that some important raids, like the recent one that took out Day Low Rain’s sister, were hired mercenaries.

>>175178
Khoi’s ears go to the side and she looks forward, moving her tail around her body, and semi-scrunching.

>>175175
The mare looks over at Kira.

“Yeah. It had a snake tail. I think it might have been a cockatrice, but I can’t tell.”
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3952934
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No.175180
175181
>>175179
Hmm...is she looking at something in particular?
Anonymous
2d81660
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No.175181
175183
>>175180
No. She seems a little irritated
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
3952934
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No.175182
175184
>>175179
Kira tilts her head at the mare.

"Cockatrice? That's a silly name. What are they?"
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3952934
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No.175183
175184
>>175181
Sense Motive: Dang it, Khoi, Silver's not a mind reader.

[1d20+3 = (9+3) = 12]
Anonymous
058ba7b
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No.175184
175185 175187
>>175183
What Silver knows for sure is that he's very close to getting it... he's just barely off the mark

Khoi looks frustrated, but also a bit sad, looking back into Silver's eyes longingly.

>>175182
"Dangerous monsters with the body of a chicken and the tail of a snake, and wings. They will turn you to stone if you look into their eyes!" The mare says, shaking
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3952934
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No.175185
175186
>>175184
Hmm...kiss on the lips?
Anonymous
058ba7b
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No.175186
175189
>>175185
kirin noises
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
3952934
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No.175187
175190
>>175184
Kira perks up at hearing this description. "Oh! That's just like the Medusa!"
Anonymous
5df7e95
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No.175188
175190
>>175179
>Customs likewise will hire volunteers, for career and even for one offs. Posey has learned that some important raids, like the recent one that took out Day Low Rain’s sister, were hired mercenaries.
Posey is definitely interested in this. She investigates further, looking for leads of potential targets of such raids. She considers participating herself, looking for a job with an appropriate price for a warmagus of her power level.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3952934
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No.175189
175190
>>175186
Nothing ventured, nothing gained...Silver tries it, giving his kirin a kiss on the lips.
Anonymous
058ba7b
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No.175190
175191 175192 175195 175199
>>175187
"Uh.... maybe?" Pause, "Are there more reptilian monsters out there? Look out!"

>>175188
Posey is aware of a few targets. The military, and especially the secret police associates of the military - "The Blackhooves" - have made several raids and arrests over the past week or so, targeting alleged arms traffickers and communist conspirators. What might be more interesting for Posey, however, is the actions of "R&M," The Revenue and Migration Service, better known simply as "Customs." Customs has raided a number of apartments and houses looking for creatures, especially non-ponies, tangentially related to the non-celestialist worshipers at Hoebuck.

>>175189
Silver may regret this. As soon as Silver does this, Khoi moves her head even closer to his, forcing their lips together, sticks her tongue into his mouth, and tries to wrap a leg around his neck.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3952934
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No.175191
175193
>>175190
"Mmph!"

Silver is initially caught off guard by this: never before has she acted so forward or needy. He does ease into it, kissing back despite any awkwardness of doing so right in front of Jubilosa.
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
3952934
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No.175192
175194
>>175190
"Oh, no, it's just really similar to a legend from my home. There's no monsters out here, reptilian or otherwise." She folds her ears as she looks at the scared mare. "Can I please purchase my groceries now?"
Anonymous
058ba7b
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No.175193
175197
>>175191
She moves her thin lips around to connect with Silver's a little more firmly, holding onto him.
Anonymous
058ba7b
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No.175194
175196
>>175192
"Home?" She seems confused.

"Oh, yeah. What have you got?"

She doesn't seem willing to raise her head very far
Anonymous
d8d457a
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No.175195
175200
>>175190
Posey investigates both parties, looking for whichever leads her to the main quest pays better, suits her skills, or might have relevant information that she can leak back to the League.
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
3952934
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No.175196
175198
>>175194
Kira looks at Neela, and waves for her to bring the basket of items.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3952934
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No.175197
175198
>>175193
While Silver is into this, he does wonder if she really has been replaced with a changeling. Or if all of this affection is going to make her late for work.
Anonymous
058ba7b
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No.175198
175201 175202
>>175197
She very well might, and she very well could. Does Silver wish to push her along?

>>175196
Neela comes up with the items, and places them on the table.
Anonymous
d8d457a
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No.175199
175200
>>175190
Posey decides to look into the matter so that she can negotiate prices.
Anonymous
058ba7b
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No.175200
175204
>>175199
>>175195
It's kind of an abrupt event though
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3952934
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No.175201
175203
>>175198
Perhaps. While Silver may not know it, there is very likely an undead mare somewhere in the city who is growing impatient at how long it's taking for the others to arrive.
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
3952934
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No.175202
175203
>>175198
Kira pays for the items once they're counted and rung up, and asks the mare if she knows where they can get a radio.
Anonymous
058ba7b
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No.175203
175207 175208 175213
>>175201
>>175202
"21 bits..." She says, slightly easing up, and raising her head higher.

"There's an electronics store at the end of this block. On the other side of the road."

>>175201
It's possible, yes
Anonymous
d8d457a
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No.175204
175205
>>175200
Okay, what do I do then? I'm just trying to cooperate with the quest.
Anonymous
058ba7b
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No.175205
175206 175210
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>>175204
Well, either we wait for Kira... or if Posey doesn't take that long for her mission at the church... She might be able to do that before starting.

Mostly it'll depend on how active the players are
Anonymous
d8d457a
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No.175206
175208 175209
>>175205
Isn't Kira's player the same as Silver's? Do they both need to be present?
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
3952934
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No.175207
175209
>>175203
"Thank you!"

Kira pays for the items, then leaves the store with her deer. Whether the mare sees her snake tail as she slithers out the door, she doesn't know. Either way, she looks both ways before crossing the street to go to the electronics store for a radio.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3952934
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No.175208
>>175203
>>175206
Really, what Silver does next depends on how close GM pone is to being ready for the quest, if he should hurry things along and get to Customs or if he can continue doing his own thing for a little bit longer.
Anonymous
058ba7b
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No.175209
175214
>>175206
Yes, bit still

>>175207
Kira hears an "Ahhhh!" as she leaves the store. No matter. It's kind of hard to cross the street, with how much of her there is that needs to cross. Soon enough, Kira is at the store
Anonymous
d8d457a
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No.175210
175211 175212 175215
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>>175205
>if Posey doesn't take that long for her mission at the church...
Okay, GM, this was my plan:

Step 1: find Di Bin Milyaketan (the chief kaftar priest)
Step 2: capitalize on the power vacuum created by the gap in priesthood succession to propose reanimating Agire, and convince Di Bin Milyaketan
Step 3: explain the ritual of sacrifice to offer the Angel a life in exchange for Agire, which involves a sacrifice check of a DC between 35 (greater planar ally) and 40 (limited wish), to summon Agire's spirit back from the grave to inhabit his body as a Shoosuva
Step 4: procure skill boosting magic (150 gp Divine scroll of Guidance Of The Avatar) and tools (masterwork Karas stone knife) to make the necessary check. If possible, employ Di Bin Milyaketan's clerical magic to boost the skill check.
Step 5: perform the ritual in the kaftar temple, sacrificing Sasha
Step 6: The ritual calls Agire and warping his body into that of a Yeenhogu-blooded, Lemurian Shoosuva (would look like a large undead hyena)
Step 7: Agire in this form would only obey us for about one hour. In that time, we have him undergo the rites of succession to become the new Chief Priest, swearing himself to defend the temple forevermore.
Step 8: cannibalistic blood-orgy (this step is optional)
Step 9: check and see if the newly reanimated demonic Agire doesn't go on a rampage to the Kaftar's and surrounding city (if he does... not our problem; cast Hide From Undead and run like heck)

Oh, and if a Shoosuva is too much to deal with, bringing him back as a Gravetouched ghoul (Yeenhoghu also has dominion over ghouls) would be fine too. A friendly ghoul cleric NPC is actually more useful (and probably more appreciated by the kaftar community), I just wanted to create a Shoosuva because reasons.
Shoosuva:
https://www.realmshelps.net/monsters/block/Shoosuva
Gravetouched Ghoul (template):
https://www.realmshelps.net/monsters/templates/gravetouched.shtml

How long this takes depends on how much GM is willing to streamline it. I just spent three months walking through a swamp, but this could be resolved quickly in theory.
Anonymous
d8d457a
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No.175211
>>175210
I fucked up. Remove "Lemurian" from that body of text.
Anonymous
d8d457a
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No.175212
>>175210
I should elaborate that this plan was written for a Shoosuva (gotta stay ambitious), and that creating a Gravetouched ghoul would probably be a lot easier.