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Occupied Equestria - Winter Winds
Anonymous
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No.171000
Continuing
1571 replies and 207 files omitted.
Anonymous
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No.171639
>>171637
And he misses like a chump
Anonymous
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No.171640
171641
>>171637
Alluring takes a dagger that evidently he had concealed in his jacket, and attempts to stab at Pup 1 with it
[1d20 = 17]
Anonymous
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No.171641
171642
>>171640
>>171637
I think even with his myriad negative modifiers, that hits
[1d4 = 3]
Anonymous
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No.171642
>>171641
Ngl, even though I have to murder him too, I'm low-key rooting for Alluring.
(If he evades then for the duration of the spell, they'll disappear).
Anonymous
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No.171643
171644 171649
244061__safe_artist-colon-rigi_applejack_pony_g4_apple_bucket_bucking_butt_dock_featureless+crotch_female_hoof+fetish_hooves_imminent+pain_looking+back_pixiv_p.jpg
Posey takes her next turn now.
She decides to charge into melee, confident in her powers. She flanks Luminous and bucks him with her Slam Attack.
[1d20+10 = (6+10) = 16]
Anonymous
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No.171644
171649
>>171643
And she misses, like an idiot, I stead of using a touch spell.
This is still part of my plan of pretending to be retarded, btw.
Anonymous
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No.171645
171646
Pup 1 continues its assault
[1d20-2 = (17-2) = 15]
I think the way grappling works, he may only be able to attack once, at a -4 penalty.
Anonymous
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No.171646
171647 171649
>>171645
That should hit
[2d6 = 5] plus save vs nausea
Anonymous
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No.171647
171648 171649
>>171646
[1d20+3 = (14+3) = 17]
Anonymous
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No.171648
>>171647
He is rolling like a champ
Anonymous
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No.171649
171651 171652
>>171647
>>171646
Alluring is stronger than he looks

>>171643
>>171644
It's super effective. Not the attack. That meets another metalic "thump." Posey's plan to conceal her true power level.

The griffin turns to Posey, with an expression of genuine annoyance.

"Arcturus, end this puppet!"
He raises his sword, and it glows stronger than before. He thrusts it into Posey

[1d20+13 = (20+13) = 33]
Anonymous
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No.171650
Luminous can now attack the mage who exposed herself to melee range. She has less hit points than the big ooze.
Anonymous
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No.171651
171653
>>171649
Posey, unlike Pup 2, is vulnerable to critical hits

[1d20+13 = (20+13) = 33]
Anonymous
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No.171652
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>>171649
Ummm, does he have that one paladin gimmick that lets him crit undead? Because it would be really painful if he did?
Anonymous
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No.171653
>>171651
Oh
Fuck
Anonymous
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No.171654
171655
Does the extra damage from Smite evil become multiplied by crits?
Anonymous
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No.171655
>>171654
Yes.
Anonymous
24aec86
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No.171656
171657 171658
[1d8+10 = (7+10) = 17]
[1d8+10 = (6+10) = 16]
Anonymous
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No.171657
>>171656
Hmmm...
Anonymous
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No.171658
171659
full.jpg
>>171656
>Three quarters of my HP in one hit
Top unf
Don't forget the bonus damage for holding a longsword two handed.
Anonymous
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No.171659
171660
>>171658
I didn't

Reminder that there is a door behind Posey
Anonymous
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No.171660
171661
>>171659
Posey is not running.
Posey craves the bitter sting of holy mana thrust I to the ugly black lump where her heart used to be.
Posey let's out a deranged cackle, leaning into the blade like a madmare
"Yes, yes, yes!"

Magical silver bypasses her dhampir DR, although she takes -2 because of her lich body.

Posey's fast Healing 1 kicks in now that she is below half health. As does her Masochism.

Does Luminous do anything else on his turn?
Anonymous
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No.171661
171662
>>171660
>Griffin uses a smite evil attack that double crits and causes 33 damage
Posey: "Anything else?"

Nah, he's good. Save perhaps to yell a few words to express his frustration with the situation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4NsQYlmvZM
Anonymous
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No.171662
171663 171664 171666
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>>171661
"I'm gonna fuck myself with your wishbone once this is over~!" Posey swoons, as she coughs up a gout of congealed black blood.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H9_xF4oh-_0

Puppy 2 tries to land a blow. This time it's flanking.
[1d20+4 = (9+4) = 13]
[1d20+4 = (3+4) = 7]
Anonymous
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No.171663
171664
>>171662
Posey's remark inspires a look of horror on the griffin's face

You know, she could have treated him like she did August...
Actually, why not? Hunting Paladins is a game anyways

The tentacles don't quite seem make their mark heh against the metalic armor under his increasingly worn leather jacket.
Anonymous
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No.171664
171665
>>171662
And he misses

Okay, Posey's turn.
Posey uses an attack that's badly written enough to basically be a suicide bomb for any non-undead Dread Necromancer: Negative Energy Burst. Her bloodline levels give her a nice boost.
All creatures within 5 ft of her, which should sadly affect her puppy, take diceroll of negative energy damage, although Posey heals the same amount, +1 from her fast healing.
Also, due to masochism, this attack deals +2 damage this round
[6d4+1 = (14+1) = 15]
DC 17 Will save for half
>>171663
>Treated him like August
I wanted to actually kill a paladin this time.
Anonymous
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No.171665
>>171664
Oh wait, I forgot about Alluring. He should probably try to escape.
Posey's action remains the same, whatever he does, unless it so.ehow prevents her from doing so.
Anonymous
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No.171666
171667
>>171662
I meant that Posey could have toyed around with him first by having sex with him, and hopefully finding out more information. She's still kill him

[1d20+5 = (20+5) = 25]

Alluring attempts to wrestle free
[1d20+1 = (6+1) = 7]
Anonymous
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No.171667
171668 171669
>>171666
Satan appears to be in the Paladin's side this time. Posey's horniness must've been a turnoff.
I guess this is an opposed grapple
[1d20+7 = (1+7) = 8]
Anonymous
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No.171668
171669
>>171667
Huh, look at that. The puppy rolls a 1
Anonymous
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No.171669
171671
>>171668
>>171667
I think... that means... He's free!
Anonymous
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No.171670
171672
Oh yeah, puppy 2 needs to roll a save vs negative energy.
[1d20-4 = (6-4) = 2]
Anonymous
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No.171671
171672
>>171669
Yep.
Actually, die to its space and reach, Puppy #1 might also be affected by Posey's burst of darkness
[1d20-4 = (2-4) = -2]
Anonymous
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No.171672
>>171671
>>171670
Both puppies take severe damage.
Posey is healed to 25 HP, which deactivates her Fast Healing.

Posey takes a 5 ft step back. This forfeits her move action.
Anonymous
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No.171673
171674 171675
With Alluring being slightly further away now, Puppy #1 mindlessly focuses its attention on Luminous.
It doesn't flank because it lacks the intelligence to use tactics.
[1d20+2 = (17+2) = 19]
[1d20+2 = (10+2) = 12]
Anonymous
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No.171674
>>171673
At last - one hit
Anonymous
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No.171675
171676 171677
>>171673
Hey, a hit!
Damage
[2d6 = 9]
And grapple
[1d20+7 = (11+7) = 18]
Roll will save vs Nausea
Anonymous
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No.171676
>>171675
Also opposed grapple, I guess.
Anonymous
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No.171677
171678
>>171675
Opposed Grapple:
[1d20+7 = (3+7) = 10]

Will Save
[1d20+3 = (14+3) = 17]
Anonymous
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No.171678
>>171677
He is grappled by the crawler.
It should be his turn now though.
Anonymous
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No.171679
Oh, wait, Posey's puppies should be disappearing after this round...
Anonymous
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No.171680
171681
"Grrr!" He presses his beak down

"Arcturus! End it."

He makes a slicing stroke
[1d20+12 = (6+12) = 18]
Anonymous
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No.171681
171687
>>171680
Is he attacking Posey, or the crawler?
Idk if he can use a sword while grappled in this circumstance, but the grapple rules always confuse me...
Anonymous
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No.171682
171683
Whatever happens, puppy #2 does it's same mindless attack it did last turn. No longer flanking
[1d20+2 = (6+2) = 8]
[1d20+2 = (10+2) = 12]
Anonymous
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No.171683
>>171682
And it misses
Anonymous
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No.171684
Alluring should be able to move after the crawler. He should be careful, since he's still in AoO range. Withdraw action is always on the table though.
Anonymous
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No.171685
171687
I have come to the realization that Posey has actually done very little damage to her target so far.
She is merely pretending to be retarded though.

GM, are you still there? I'm alright with pausing if you want. Posey is at 25 HP, and her spell is about to expire.
Anonymous
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No.171686
GM, it is almost 1:00 AM for me on a weekday. If you're tired, I think we could pause it here.
Anonymous
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No.171687
171688 171690 171694
>>171681
I think that's right as I think that attack would have failed anyways. I think that Posey is too far away for most of his attacks. He's too far away to touch Posey, or to touch Alluring. So he touches himself No. Not like that

And says "Arcturus, give me the health to continue the fight"
And casts Cure Light Wounds on himself
[1d8+1 = (2+1) = 3]

"Alluring!" He looks to his cousin
"Get out of here! Go out and sin no more. Find Jungle Dark. He won't believe in dark sorcerers, but if you tell him the building is crawling with elves, he'll know what to do. Don't came back in if I don't come out."

>>171685
Sure
Anonymous
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No.171688
171689
>>171687
>crawling with elves
Please tell me elves don't exist.
I need to know that before bed.
Anonymous
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No.171689
>>171688
While I hate to give spoilers: No. There are no pointy eared humanoids.
But there is a town called "Elf Lake" in the Northern Tribes
Anonymous
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No.171690
>>171687
His CL mod should be at least +2, btw.

Sleeping now.
Anonymous
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No.171691
171722
>>171577
After another pause,

"You are lucky the Kronburg Office is not answering. I will investigate this matter further with our detained suspects. But do not assume that you and your... 'colleagues' are off the hook." He starts to stand up. "You may not go far."
Anonymous
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No.171692
171693
IMG_3213.jpeg
I think I may have made the encounter too hard
Anonymous
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No.171693
171697
huge paladin.jpg
>>171692
No. Stop. Banish that thought. I like hard fights. I want hard fights. I desired overleveled, unfair encounters. I don't make high HP characters just so that I can take no damage. Big challenge = big XP. You could have given me a lvl 10 paladin, and I would be thrilled (although probably dead).
You think I put the +2 Silver sword in his claws and told him to "dress to impress" (wear armor) just because I'm pretending to be retarded? No, it's because if he came unarmed and unarmored like a civilian, Posey's victory would be meaningless. Posey has never killed a paladin before, so this is a very important experience for her. If she dies, she does. Him being able to crit me and bypass my immunity was a pleasant surprise.
Pick related, but opposite.

Alluring had a lot more HP than I expected though, and his potential escape complicates things, but I already had a plan to deal with him, an especially evil one.
Anonymous
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No.171694
171697
>>171687
I think Pup #2 gets an attack of opportunity for casting a spell within reach reach, unless it was cast defensively
[1d20+2 = (12+2) = 14]

I think it's alluring's turn. He doesn't know it, but if he takes the withdraw action now to avoid Pup #1, he might just get out of this alive, as Posey's summon is about to expire.
Anonymous
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No.171695
171697
Also, GM, real quick, how do you interpret Chill Touch?
https://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/chillTouch.htm
I think how the RC interprets spells like this is a bit counterintuitive, so it's "ask your DM" territory.
Anonymous
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No.171697
171698
>>171693
O.... kay then....

>>171695
I'm assuming that the questionable portion is this line:
>You can use this melee touch attack up to one time per level
I think the most natural interpretation of that line is that each time you cast the spell, the number of times the attack may be used is the same as your caster level

If you're asking how many times it may be used in one round, I think it's the same as the number of touch attacks you can make in the round, unless of course, the number of touch attacks you can make is higher than your number of remaining uses of the chill touch attack.

>>171694
Alluring's action is to get the fuck out of there as quickly as he possibly can.
Anonymous
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No.171698
171700
>>171697
Okay, so does it work like Scorching Ray (you make more attacks in one action) as the RC implies, or more like Produce Flame (you spend an action every turn until you run out of attacks)?
Anonymous
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No.171699
I'm fine with either ruling. I just need to know so that I can decide what my next turn is.
Anonymous
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No.171700
171701
>>171698
I think the more natural reading would be that it does not increase the number of attacks per round. Though that seems a little underpowered for damage die. Then again, strength damage is a part of it.

The 5e version has the total amount of damage from a single attack increase
Anonymous
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No.171701
171702
>>171700
Okay, so, I spread out the number of attacks over time?

Alright. Posey's next action will be to return to melee range with a move action.
She then casts Chill Touch, making a concentration check to cast defensively (DC 16)
[1d20+10 = (16+10) = 26] (+1 from Sadism, since her puppies took damage)
I need to resolve this skill check before making the attack.
Anonymous
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No.171702
171703
>>171701
Defensive cast. AoO avoided.
Posey makes her first Chill Touch with Charnel Touch. She's flanking (for the last round), so +2, +1 sadism.
[1d20+8 = (10+8) = 18]
Anonymous
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No.171703
171705
>>171702
Pretty sure his touch AC is lower than 18.
[1d8+1d6+1 = (8+4+1) = 13]
DC 15 to avoid taking 1 point of strength damage.
Anonymous
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No.171704
With this deadly boop, Posey's turn is over.

Her puppies should vanish to whence they came now, dissolving back into the cerebrotic periphery with a sickening gurgle.
Anonymous
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No.171705
171706
>>171703
And
[1d20+6 = (4+6) = 10]
Anonymous
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No.171706
171710
>>171705
Haha, that's 1 point of Strength damage.
Anonymous
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No.171707
I'm going to have to step out for a bit soon.
Anonymous
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No.171708
171710
It's Luminous's turn.
Anonymous
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No.171710
171711 171712
>>171706
https://youtu.be/5BaTwcl77Xo?si=0RacHHzodHOgyqOp

>>171708
The griffin looks around himself, to confirm that the oozes are indeed gone. He winces in pain, and begins to look behind him, to see if his cousin is okay. But he can’t take his eyes off of Posey.

He has not ceased to grip the Equestrian sword, and he pulls it back in a mighty swing.

“Arcturus, cleanse this realm of such filth
[1d20+10 = (12+10) = 22]
Anonymous
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No.171711
171712 171713
>>171710
I believe that hits
[1d8+8 = (4+8) = 12]
Anonymous
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No.171712
>>171710
Sorry, I passed out.
>>171711
It hits.
Posey is down to 13 HP. Her fast healing reactivates.
Anonymous
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No.171713
171714 171717
>>171711
Posey goes in for another boop, with charnel touch and chill touch
[1d20+8 = (2+8) = 10]
Anonymous
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No.171714
171717
>>171713
Oh
Okay

I forgot to subtract 2 HP earlier. Posey is at 16 HP after healing.
Anonymous
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No.171715
171718
Are you still there GM?
Anonymous
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No.171716
171718
I might fall asleep again soon
... A lot of sleep debt
Anonymous
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No.171717
>>171713
>>171714
The white griffin pulls his head back and to the right, dodging Posey’s boop. He takes a long, labored breath, and blood runs down in a small trickle from the right side of his beak. He’s looked tired since Posey first spotted him on the street, a kind of tired that comes only after years, but now his bloodshot eyes bear more physical signs of exhaustion. When he exhales, he speaks

“I came here to get away from the endlessness of it. I lost faith in Peace. When a letter said Celestialists were looking for me, my cousin thought to sell them out for a little money. When his handlers wouldn’t let back out, he roped me into it. I cursed him and his greed, and the impossible situation he placed me in. And I cursed more when I saw you.”

His eyes become wide
“But now I understand. Boreas brought you here so that no innocents may be harmed by my cousin’s greed. He placed me here so my cousin may live while you cease.”

His beak contorts into a smile, the first such expression.
Heh. Do you not understand? Boreas guides all. Boreas, Arcturus, Erye. Hahaha, do you even realize?. You are playing only the role they wrote for you. Whatever happens here, I know, they are in control. And you play by their terms.”

He swings
[1d20+9 = (14+9) = 23]
Anonymous
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No.171718
171719
>>171716
>>171715
[1d8+3 = (6+3) = 9]
Anonymous
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No.171719
171720
>>171718
That brings me down to 9 HP
Posey moans as the sword slashes into her cheek, her tainted flesh falling away like wet mud, exposing her rune-carved cheekbones. She cackles.
"~Is ThAt WhAt We ArE? jUsT cOgS iN tHe MaChInE?" she says, her neck cracking sideways as her head tilts uncannily, corrupt fluid's pouring out of the side of her head
She giggles uncontrollably, her teeth chattering feverishly
"I DEFY YOU STARS!"
She strikes once more (no sadism this time)
[1d20+7 = (1+7) = 8]
Anonymous
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No.171720
171723
jellyfish-rolled-1-nat-1-crit-failed-ddidnt.jpeg
>>171719
>Proud denouncement of fate
>Nat 1
.................

Is it too late to make a secondary attack with my natural weapons?
Anonymous
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No.171721
171725
Posey is at 10 HP after that attack, which heals to 11 from her katane emergency healing.
Amber Sunset
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No.171722
171745
>>171691
"Of course. Do not worry. Good luck with your investigation." Amber can palpably feel the tension in the room ease somewhat. She thanks her lucky stars that there are telephone issues, and that she had the forethought to indoctrinate the captured officer–this will buy her just enough time.

Amber puts her precious viol back in its case, makes a respectful bow, and exits the customs administration office. She's well aware she will be followed the entire way, and so she heads downtown, but not directly to the pertinent office of salvation, and at a respectable clip but not so fast as to appear to be fleeing.
Anonymous
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No.171723
171724 171725 171726
>>171720
Yes.

Posey trips and fails, but the maddened glee on the griffin’s face does not end.

“The stars gave you animation, and they shall end it.”

He’s been holding the sword variously between his right claw, his left, and both. Now he shifts it to his left, and his free right claw extends, moving to grab Posey’s hoof

[1d20+6 = (9+6) = 15]
Anonymous
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No.171724
171725
>>171723
Is that a grapple? Do I get an AoO?
Anonymous
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No.171725
171726 171727
>>171721
>>171723
>>171724
Nope. A simple grabbing of the hoof, like you may to a young maiden.

Boreas, I am your conduit. Let your strength flow into her.

Lay of (claws). 10 HP damage
Anonymous
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No.171726
1256519__safe_artist-colon-hoofsie_lyra+heartstrings_human_pony_unicorn_g4_belly_belly+button_blushing_eyes+on+the+prize_female_floppy+ears_gradient+background_.png
>>171723
Btw, that touch attack would hit, because in this chain shirt reduces her touch AC.
>>171725
BRUH
Anonymous
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No.171727
171728
a7fe11fde9fbb9bfd99b3bf64b27d223.jpg
>>171725
Sanguine static crackles around Posey's body. Her innards acutely rot and melt onto the floor in a putrid pile. She shivers and shakes as the unholy power that weaves her sinews together is a hair's breadth away from shattering forever. Patches of her mane blacken and fall out. Her eyes glass over, and one of her eyeballs droops in its socket.
"I-i-isn't it more gentlemanlike to buy me a d-drink first?"

Posey is at 1 HP
Anonymous
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No.171728
171729 171730
>>171727
“Not even Tartarus waits for you. Your animating force shall rejoin the world of the living, and become one with the roots and soil.”
Anonymous
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No.171729
171730 171731
Okay, I am at 1 HP. I have a few options.
I could take a 5 ft step back and heal myself with inflict light/moderate wounds, which
I could step back and use the 1/day gaseous form I get from the red curse to turn into red mist to evade until I heal like a coward.
I could step away, then throw my net at him to entangle him, buying me a round to do one of the above actions.
OR
I could go full retard and lash out at him with my charnel touch and natural weapons in a final burst of animalistic rage.
>>171728
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w9KVIfpNG4w
Posey makes a full-round attack, attacking with her touch spell as a manufactured weapon, and her natural attacks as secondary weapons
Charnel Touch + chill touch
[1d20+7 = (6+7) = 13]
Slam (conduit for chill touch)
[1d20+2 = (10+2) = 12]
Bite (also chill touch)
[1d20+2 = (19+2) = 21]
Anonymous
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No.171730
171731
>>171729
Does 13 beat his touch AC?
>>171728
Anonymous
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No.171731
171732
>>171729
>>171730
I’m kind of skeptical of posey conducting natural attacks in the sand round as charnel touch without suffering a penalty to attack bonus on the charnel touch.

But a 13 would land
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(I've been forgetting the bloodline boost on Charnel Touch this whole time...)
>>171731
[1d8+1+1d6+1] Charnel Touch + Chill Touch damage.

DC 15 vs STR damage
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No.171733
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>>171732
[1d8+1d6+2 = (6+5+2) = 13]
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No.171734
>>171733
Well, does that put him on the ground?
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No.171735
This is the most fun I've had so far this game. The suspense is thrilling.
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No.171736
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A minute, I have to drive
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No.171737
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>>171736
>Cliffhanger
Reeeeeeeeee
Take your time though.
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No.171738
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>>171737
>>171733
The griffin’s feathers puff out, and some on his wings come loose and fall to the ground. His whole body shivers, and his head tilts upwards, while the outer fold of his wings - but not the inner fold - extends outwards. A new flow of blood trickles out of his mouth. Then he turns his head to Posey

“You fool. You’ve sacrificed your position for short term gain.”

Then he turns his eyes upwards, to the brick ceiling.
“Arcturus, grant me the peace I have earned.”
And he collapses onto the floor.
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No.171739
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>>171738
Wait, I won?

Hooray! Victory at last.

Posey gasps a sigh of relief as the griffon collapses, her body slowly reconstructing itself due to her vampiric nature,.
But not fast enough.
"Oh Maar, bless me with this bounty."
Posey hums an eerie aura as she delivers a coup de grace with her fangs, slaying the Paladin.
"And my our friends you served you here shamble and haunt these grounds for all eternity.
Rolling religion, to sacrifice him.
[1d20+15 = (7+15) = 22]
Like a lowly Jew, Posey sinks her teeth into the raw chicken and drains him of his blood.
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No.171740
>>171739
I mean, if you think he should have more HP...