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Occupied Equestria - Hazardous Crossing
Anonymous
Pv1M3
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No.105000
105007
Set six years after season 6, Occupied Equestria presents an alternative history where the Changelings have conquered half of Equestria, while a former Equestrian colony - soured to Princess Twilight's notion of harmony with all creatures because of their encounters with griffins - Invaded and took the other half. In Baltimare and the Equestrian Southeast, the magic of friendship has weakened, as Communists, Changeling infiltrators, Fascists, gangs, and corrupt creepy politicians threaten the city. This role play is based in large part upon the Equestria at War mod for Hearts of Iron 4, and uses D&d 3.5e mechanics

Shimmering Spark, Onyx Steel, and Brie Achtungsex now make the perilous crossing into the Changeling Lands. In Baltimare, Dark Star prepares for his next big assignement, while Silver concludes his mentoring of traumatized foals. Much further away, Iron stands under jeweled nighttime skies, preparing his next move
1724 replies and 97 files omitted.
Anonymous
kKi3f
?
No.106329
106332
>>106328
“Then know that what I did, I did for all of you.”
She pauses for a moment
“These cavern entrances were thought to be gates to the underworld... you’d best vacate from here”
nZh7n
?
No.106330
106331
[2d8 = 12]

Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.106331
106337
>>106330
Did not mean to post that.
Anonymous
XFaVM
?
No.106332
106333
>>106329
Iron can't help but be confused, but believes it to be the best outcome in all honesty.
Standing up while propping Cauldron to her hooves herself, he casually goes for the pots and starts doing the whole tying up thing.
Anonymous
kKi3f
?
No.106333
106334
>>106332
The pots are still there, lying on the ground
Cauldron: “you’re still going for those?”

Pear vacillates, but ultimately decides to go back for Dr. Grant, and very quickly slices the two ties binding him, whispers something, then prances off into the forest
Anonymous
XFaVM
?
No.106334
106335
>>106333
Iron looks back to Cauldron, determined yet with a slight tinge of guilt.
"I am," he answers stubbornly as he does the whole pot bondage activity. "I made a promise to you and I am not going to back down from it."
Anonymous
kKi3f
?
No.106335
106336
>>106334
The binds are still there, ready to be placed on. The wind continues blowing
“How does this change our plans?”

From off in the distance, there is s rumble, and a great number of birds fly into the air. Parrots, macaws, larks, they fly at in hordes into the sky with ‘caws’ that ring loudly. As soon as they leave the trees, many, or perhaps most of them are caught by the wind, swept away, or cast back into the trees. But the few that can manage dare not return below the trees, to that shelter where they avoided the winds just moments before
Anonymous
XFaVM
?
No.106336
106337 106338
>>106335
Iron darts his head from side to side sporadically, not believing what she's saying, slowing his resolve down to pick up the binds of the pots.
"What about the whole new business we talked about earlier?"
kKi3f
?
No.106337
106352
[1d2 = 1]
>>106336

>>106331
>>106321
The wolf’s bones are hit, and shatter, as the thing falls to pieces. Whatever magic animated it has left it
Anonymous
kKi3f
?
No.106338
106339
>>106336
For a full moment, she looks at Iron, silent. Then she speaks
“You’re right. We’ve gone too far to back down.”
She picks up a pot, and starts to tie it to Iron

The ground shakes in a loud quake

Roll balance
XFaVM
?
No.106339
106340
[1d20 = 9]
>>106338
Iron can't help but feel off about her previous outburst, but the shaking ground prevents him from thinking it any further.
Now, rolling balance. As expected,
there's no dex bonus or ranks in it.

kKi3f
?
No.106340
106341
[1d2 = 2]
>>106339
Iron trembles, and half falls before catching himself with spread legs
“Hurry though”
Anonymous
XFaVM
?
No.106341
106342
>>106340
Posing for GF.
Iron does so, increasing his pace of strapping on all the pots.
Anonymous
kKi3f
?
No.106342
>>106341
From the cavern itself comes a piercing shriek, and a loud “ROAR!

Grant stumbles over himself, and flees into the forest
Anonymous
XFaVM
?
No.106343
106355
Aw fuck.
Iron's ears flicker and he hurries even more in strapping all those pots, as well as trying to catch a glance at what in the everloving heck just made that sound.
Hopefully this is the last turn he has to do this.
Anonymous
kKi3f
?
No.106344
106345 106349
I wrote a lot, then an extremely belligerent defense attorney came in and that was an experience... it was lost when I opened my phone again
Anonymous
XFaVM
?
No.106345
>>106344
Big oof.
Anonymous
kKi3f
?
No.106346
106347 106349
FC5063D1-BC40-44C3-A30F-29AF1D97607C.jpeg
Just... Dear God
Anonymous
XFaVM
?
No.106347
106350
>>106346
I'm expecting, like, a 3 paragraph description of the creature, with at least six lines of text each.
Also, that defense attorney can go fuck right off. I never expected those guys to be such douches.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.106349
>>106344
>>106346
Just came home from the store and saw this. F
Anonymous
kKi3f
?
No.106350
106351
A1B3CF1D-0303-4FB0-BB41-32E88C289D59.gif
>>106347
>three paragraph description of the creature
>description of the creature
>the creature
You’re adorable

another fun thing came up, this time involving a guy who somehow managed to get as far as a completion of a pretrial diversion on a criminal case before it was noticed that he gave a different person’s name when he was arrested
Anonymous
XFaVM
?
No.106351
1557019201711-3.jpg
>>106350
>mfw

That's yet another big oof there.
nZh7n
?
No.106352
106353
[1d20+9 = 22]
>>106337
Anyways, might as well roll for Silver's next attack for when Starry boi comes back.

"Это один вниз." Silver works the sweet instrument in his hooves, and fires a shot at the other wolf skeleton.
Anonymous
kKi3f
?
No.106353
106354
>>106352
“Ching! Chic-chic-check”

And

[b]”POW!

Hit
nZh7n
?
No.106354
106362
[2d8 = 10]
>>106353

Anonymous
kKi3f
?
No.106355
106356
>>106343
Iron’s eyes rest upon the three big black rocks of the cave entrance, covered with snow, and illuminated by a strobing blue light. Snow, coming in thick and sideways, rising away from the entrance in flurries like dust stirred by a wind. Iron can see noting but blackness coming from the entrance itself.

The formerly blood red skies above are covered in clouds, which stretch high into the stratosphere as great cumulonimbi. Lightning jumps between clouds in a near constant stream, bathing the jungle in flashing blue light. Iron might feel as if he were inside of a Tesla coil - a child’s plaything - if the globe of a Tesla coil engulfed the whole world, from horizon to horizon.

The whole scene is distorted as if by static by layers of snow that land on the palm trees and rubber plants, which shake off the snow with their reverberations in the wind, only to be covered again. Thus the whole juggle appears as s strange blur of constantly moving and flashing green, blue, and white.
Anonymous
XFaVM
?
No.106356
106357
>>106355
Oh gee golly, so the actual danger is still freezing.
Dangit I thought the windigos were a trick to distract Iron and make her escape.
I hope you don't mind I assume the pot collecting is done.
Iron can't help but feel a sense of pure dread encapsulate his whole being from the scene, making him shiver far more than the cold could ever achieve.
Making sure to fasten the last of the pots on his person, he looks to Cauldron.
"Where should we go now?"
Anonymous
kKi3f
?
No.106357
106358
>>106356
“I... don’t know”

Lightning flashes, wind, and snow. Black Cauldron’s blacker stripes are increasingly hidden under snow that rests upon her body
Anonymous
XFaVM
?
No.106358
106359 106363
>>106357
Iron shrugs.
"I know where."
He grabs Cauldron by the hoof in case they get lost somehow in the snow.
"We are getting out of here!"
With that, he runs out in a straight line at a not so fast 60 feet per turn.
(As long as we do not run in circles, we should be fine. I hope I do not get a cold from this.)

Yes. I have sinned. The hoofholding out of wedlock was absolutely necessary.
Anonymous
kKi3f
?
No.106359
106360
32BD5D22-4D98-40BF-9FDC-689B48F0761B.png
>>106358
>a cold
Anonymous
XFaVM
?
No.106360
Spoilered
>>106359
Pls no.
Anonymous
XFaVM
?
No.106361
I'm dying from all the suspense of the mist is giving me.
Does Pear know what's going on? Why is she trying to be a priestess of death? Will she survive and live on as its new vessel or succumb to death?
What about the PC/Honorary PC NPC duo. Will they make it well? Suffer from some sort of affliction? Be plagued by thoughts of pure destruction and the killing of everypony they don't care about?
A player's mind can spawn a lot of ideas when in this sort of panicky state.
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.106362
106364
Okay, I am out of work now I had to stay late in a futile attempt to complete some research

>>106354
It cracks a pair of ribs, but it is not dead
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.106363
106365
>>106358
And the overladen Iron tries to make his way through the end of the outcropping, and into the forest, he is battered by a piercing cold wind that howls like the hounds of hell. The pots jingle like coins in a pocket, and both sounds compete with the thunder, which sounds like a drum beat, each new blast coming in long before the last has concluded. The almost suffocating humidity of the junbgle air has been replaced by a cold dryness that makes it difficult for Iron to keep his eyes open.

The two trod into the edges of the forest. Walking through the rainforest is risky under the best of circumstances. Diseases and, animals, and monsters hide under its thick, tall canopy, and the jungles swallow up many travelers and adventurers each year. While these edges are illuminated by the strobes of lightning, Iron and cauldron go in further to a realm of darkness, dark even in daytime. The drum beat of thunder shakes the lower foliage, even that which is sheltered from some of the winds by the thick canopy. Snow trickles down, stopped by the canopy,but shaken off as the trees shake in the wind. Lightning hits trees, and some fall to the ground from the winds.

Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.106364
106370
>>106362
"I wonder if Curwhinny could have predicted how advanced firearms would become, when he first made these undead." Silver pulls the bolt back on the empty rifle, lines a new clip up, and pushes the new rounds into the rifle.
Anonymous
XFaVM
?
No.106365
106366
>>106363
Iron ponders his options, turning to Cauldron.
"Do you have a magic thing to start fires or something to at least light the way forward?"
Unless flashlight machine broke,
of course.

Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.106366
106367
>>106365
From behind, a loud “ROAR
Anonymous
XFaVM
?
No.106367
106368
>>106366
Iron can't help but widen his eyes at the imposing sound.
"Definitely going away from that noise!"
He starts the run again while hoofholding Cauldron along.
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.106368
106369
>>106367
It’s an awkward run. Iron is weighed down by the massive pots, considerably slowing him. Plants and bushes get in the way, as do dead trees. Iron almost stumbles over a dead dear, bleeding from its eyes
Anonymous
XFaVM
?
No.106369
106370
>>106368
As expected.
Iron's sense of dread intensifies over the dead bear whose eyes are bleeding while he tries to run away from it.
(What is going on?!)
"Cauldron, close your eyes! I'll guide us through!"
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.106370
106371 106372
>>106369
Roll three deprecate luck rolls

>>106364
“Theek”
XFaVM
?
No.106371
106374
[1d20 = 13]
[1d20 = 7]
[1d20 = 8]
>>106370
>Three luck rolls
Holy shiet. It's like you're asking for disaster.
Wish me luck.
nZh7n
?
No.106372
106373
[1d20+9 = 24]
>>106370
"Fair enough." Silver takes aim, and fires.
nZh7n
?
No.106373
106375
[2d8 = 14]
>>106372

Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.106374
106387
>>106371
Iron trudges up the side of the hill as lightning crashes down around him. From behind, he hears something. Something big. If he were a bit more familiar with the scene, it could be compared to a steam freight train at full speed, charging towards them. Iron crests the top of the hill, and sees through the canopy the lake guarded by the Wirraway. Beyond it is a hill, and the River
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.106375
106376
>>106373
The creature cracks, and falls apart, ceasing to be animated
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.106376
106377
>>106375
"И закончил!" Silver lowers his rifle. As far as he knows, those were the last undead within the catacombs, aside from Curwhinny, sealed away in his sarcophagus.
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.106377
106378
>>106376
So it is. The nightmare is nearly over
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.106378
106379
>>106377
Well, now to wait for Dark Star, I suppose.
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.106379
106380 106387
>>106378
I don't like how Dark Star stays around a couple days, then disappears for long periods of time lasting weeks, and I don't like breaking up Iron's story in small parts across days...
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.106380
>>106379
I know that feel, bro.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.106382
106384 106387
>>106381
I understand that frustration. I've dealt with it plenty of times, and it can get very aggravating when you feel like you're stuck someplace with your wheels spinning. I would say to just have Dark Star leave to go do some more planning on his upcoming mission so he doesn't hold everything up, but I don't know if Dark Star is going to be gone for only a couple days or a couple weeks. Fingers crossed he shows up this weekend, at least.
>After a character says “you should leave here. It’s literally a gateway to Hell and I expect the God of Death to be coming out very soon,” he literally “casually,” yes, “casually” goes to try to spend ten fucking minutes staring in front of the gate of hell to encumber himself to make it hard to run away as the apocalypse is happening in the middle of nowhere
I guess we know what his priorities are, at least? I'd probably just GTFO in that situation, but it would be hard leaving behind THAT much potential money. Which I suppose is why he's taking it.
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.106384
106385
>>106382
I’m going to be out both this weekend and next weekend, then court starts back up again that next week
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.106385
>>106384
Damn, that sucks to hear.
Anonymous
XFaVM
?
No.106387
106388 106389 106390
>>106379
>>106382
Sorry about the whole not being up until GM goes to sleep. I haven't been sleeping properly. Yesterday I think I only slept like 2 or 3 hours.
>mfw when my actions communicate I am not actually scared of the thing.
Iron is indeed encumbering himself because he is stubborn and won't leave behind what he won and want to use for Cauldron.
He knows it's a huge risk, but he has to try. Also yes, I am indeed scared.

Although the creature literally charging towards Iron and Cauldron is going to be quite tougher to deal with now. Thankfully it's a jungle,
so there should be obstacles to halt its advance.

>>106374
Iron, seeing the Wirraway in front of him, has an idea.
With Cauldron in hoof and pots on him, he bolts to it, being sure to swerve behind any sort of trees in order to weaken the charge the creature is doing by having the crash against them instead of him and Cauldron.
"Cauldron! I can see the Wirraway! Do you think you can manage to use the weapon back there?!"
Anonymous
kKi3f
?
No.106388
106395
>>106387
Cauldron yells at Iron, clearly exasperated
“RUN FASTER, DAMN IT!”
She nimbly darts over bushes and fallen trees, while Iron has much more difficulty dealing with the undergrowth. The deep rain forests, thankfully, are clearer than the bush or smaller canopied forests. The dense canopies 30 meters up block out the sunlight, killing smaller plants that would normally constitute undergrowth, and impede any movement. Half the time, Iron traverses in sheer darkness that makes it impossible to see the trees in front of him. Half the time, all glows in blue light from lightning that manages to shine through the canopy. Sometimes, the lightning pierced through the canopy itself, hitting trees, and sending them crashing down.

Cauldron answer Iron's question with another question
“Against what?”

Iron walls over more than one great, colorful dead bird. Their hollow-boned skeletons have been smashed to pieces when the wind blew them into trees.
Anonymous
kKi3f
?
No.106389
106391
F1762645-C5D9-4767-B7CF-B453CC303093.jpeg
>>106387
I’m sensing a definite failure to communicate
Anonymous
XFaVM
?
No.106390
106391
Spoilered
>>106387
Well shit.
Anonymous
XFaVM
?
No.106391
106392
Spoilered
>>106389
>>106390
Well shit times two. How did I respond to myself?
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.106392
106393
>>106391
You just wanted to prove his point?
Anonymous
XFaVM
?
No.106393
>>106392
Not intentionaly, no.
Anonymous
kKi3f
?
No.106394
106395
So... no response to >>106388?
Anonymous
XFaVM
?
No.106395
106396
>>106394
I hope nothing's wrong with me,
cuz hotdamn I have made a lot of mistakes today.

>>106388
"I am trying!"
Iron, clearly troubled by all the terrain issues and even more sudden dead bodies of the fauna, starts to think this is not something bullets are going to solve.
"NEVERMIND! We keep moving towards the River! Maybe if we follow it, we can get out of this god's range!"
With that, he changes course towards it.
(Maybe the Wirraway will fend it off? I hope so.)
Anonymous
kKi3f
?
No.106396
106397
>>106395
Through an opening to web in the canopy by a falling tree, Iron sees the other hill, and the lake, which has frozen over in the cold. The lake is in the way of the transit to the opposing hill
Anonymous
XFaVM
?
No.106397
106398
>>106396
I assume the hill is where I should be going in terms of running to civilization.
Praying the balance checks help me. Also possibly luck depending on
Iron, desperate to get away from this, tries to go to the other hill without much hesitation crossing through the lake.
(I cannot stop, for it may catch me!)
Anonymous
kKi3f
?
No.106398
106399
>>106397
As Iron nears the lake, he looses sight of it through the canopy. The trees steadily become smaller, and so the undergrowth becomes thicker, making travel more difficult. Cauldron goes ahead of Iron and tries to quickly slash vines and bushes out of the way. As the trees become smaller the roar of the winds becomes greater, and the bushes shake.

Iron comes to the lake side. There is some snow build up on the lake surface, though most of what falls down is swept away immediately by the winds. It’s getting hard to see the other side. The sky remains a realm of electric blue fire, while a number of lightning strikes are sent down into the forest canopies
Anonymous
XFaVM
?
No.106399
106400
>>106398
Iron, seeing how the animals' eyes bled out for standing still, prays to whatever god controls the water and starts walking on the ice to cross the other side faster.
(I do not want to imagine what happened to those poor creatures.)
Anonymous
kKi3f
?
No.106400
106401
Spoilered
>>106399
Cauldron lopes on out ahead of Iron as they both run towards the center of the small lake. Over towards their right, and on the other side, the Wirraway sits submerged as a silent guardian.

Iron is now exposed, and he feels the full, cold wind against him. The ruined town is up there, on the hill. And again, Iron feels as if he is inside of a planet-sized Tesla coil orb, played with by supernatural forces the same way a child in science class would. Blizzard snow makes his vision appear as if in static.
Anonymous
XFaVM
?
No.106401
106402 106429
>>106400
Does that include having a fuzzy coat and mane?
As the fuzziness of Iron's coat both from the cold and the static, Iron's worry levels increases as his own sight acquires a static effect.
(Wirraway give us strength!) he thinks to himself as he bolts towards it.
Anonymous
kKi3f
?
No.106402
106403
>>106401
There is no static in the air that is not related to the constant aggressive lightning strikes, and if Iron’s cost really is rising from a sudden surge of static electricity, then Iron should be fucking terrified.
Anonymous
XFaVM
?
No.106403
106427
>>106402
Big native not smart.
Iron may see his hair as more pointy than usual for how scared he is.
Still, the Wirraway calls him in a vain hope that it will help him.
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.106404
106405 106406
D1DABB4F-7789-4D5E-A1FF-783DBC8A51FB.gif
Okay, I am back
Silver "The Floof" Sword
UrLpw
?
No.106405
>>106404
Nice to see you back, GM.
Anonymous
XFaVM
?
No.106406
>>106404
Nice.
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.106407
106408 106420
Okay, does anypony want to proceed?
Silver "The Floof" Sword
UrLpw
?
No.106408
106409
>>106407
If I can, then sure.
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.106409
106411
>>106408
Silver may
Silver "The Floof" Sword
UrLpw
?
No.106411
106412
>>106409
What about Dark Star? We just going to say they went their separate ways for the moment?
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.106412
106413 106420
Is Iron kill?

>>106411
I guess? But I can say that it doesn’t look like Dark Star will show and who knows how long that could be
Silver "The Floof" Sword
UrLpw
?
No.106413
106414
>>106412
In that case, it would be a good idea.

I will ill miss this dank place when we depart. Silver makes his way back out to his cart, still full of supplies he bought earlier. "Really thought I would use all of this today. Suppose I have all of this for rainy day."

Still though, it's in the way of his work. He drops his supplies off in the farm's basement while he takes the cart back into the catacombs.

So, I suppose he can take his time to put as many books as he can into cart, since there's no more undead...I think.
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.106414
106415
>>106413
Yes
Silver "The Floof" Sword
UrLpw
?
No.106415
106416
>>106414
Then that is exactly what he does.
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.106416
106417
>>106415
Silver wiggles and forces his cart through the narrow turns of the catacomb tunnels, into the subterranean structure
Silver "The Floof" Sword
UrLpw
?
No.106417
106418
>>106416
I am very glad I bought this cart. The catacombs (likely) seem quiet now, with the lack of undead menace. Silver is very glad for it.

He stops at the library, and begins to remove books from their shelves and onto his cart. Surely it can not take more than couple more trips to finish this.
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.106418
106419
>>106417
In fairness, they were quiet before. A bit damp, and fairly cool

There are not many books left
Silver "The Floof" Sword
UrLpw
?
No.106419
106421
>>106418
Silver continues, until either his cart can't take any more, or until the shelves are empty.
Anonymous
XFaVM
?
No.106420
106424
>>106407
>>106412
Darn. At least I didn't miss the post now.
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.106421
106423
>>106419
Right when the cart is over flowing, the shelf is empty
Silver "The Floof" Sword
UrLpw
?
No.106423
106424
>>106421
I suppose I will have to be careful while proceeding forward. I might be able to keep it in cart with magic, I do not know. He'll have to come back for what books he can salvage from the burnt library, but for now he heads back on the way to the Grand Baltimare Hotel.
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.106424
106425 106427
>>106423
He does so, treading on for some time until he arrives back

>>106420
Do you think you can continue tonight, or wait?
Silver "The Floof" Sword
UrLpw
?
No.106425
106426
>>106424
"Phew! That was workout!" Silver unhitches himself from his cart to bring some books inside.
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.106426
106428
>>106425
He does so, as a couple guards stare on
Anonymous
XFaVM
?
No.106427
106429
>>106424
I commit to continuing.
I feel like I need to redeem myself for my morning self.
Last response was >>106403


Silver "The Floof" Sword
UrLpw
?
No.106428
106430
>>106426
"Nothing like hard day's work!" He heads for Blue's office, figuring that would be the best place to drop the books off.
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.106429
106435
>>106427
>>106401
Iron gallops with all that he can for how heavy he is, and he is very heavy. The ruins are in sight over the top of the hill, and the Wirraway is much closer. Cauldron lopes over the ice, jumping though snow, ahead of Iron. They are a little more than half way over the lake when it happens. It’s hard to hear over the drumbeat if thunder, but there is a distinct crack under Cauldron, who jumps up away, and Iron cones after her. The ice breaks under Iron’s right hoof first, causing him to break through to the water underneath, and loose balance, the left one breaks through, then his whole body slides forward towards the water. Into the water
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.106430
106431
>>106428
He arrives to find Blue Skies in her office working on writing something out
Silver "The Floof" Sword
UrLpw
?
No.106431
106432
>>106430
"May I come in, Miss Skies?"
Anonymous
oGUNI
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No.106432
106433
>>106431
“Hmmm? Oh. Yes. You can come inside”
Silver "The Floof" Sword
UrLpw
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No.106433
106436
>>106432
If Silver was a more immature pony, he might have commented on the phrasing of that sentence. "Got another cartload of books for you. Outside of hooffull of books I have yet to recover from burned library, this is it."
Anonymous
XFaVM
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No.106435
106436
>>106429
Uh oh.
Iron's current sliding towards the water was, admittedly, very obviously going to happen due to how heavy he is.
Can he roll jump to try and get off the path of inminent water splashing time?