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Occupied Equestria - Into the Unknown
Anonymous
BqQuh
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No.101000
101004 101008
Set six years after season 6, Occupied Equestria presents an alternative history where the Changelings have conquered half of Equestria, while a former Equestrian colony - soured to Princess Twilight's notion of harmony with all creatures because of their encounters with griffins - Invaded and took the other half. In Baltimare and the Equestrian Southeast, the magic of friendship has weakened, as Communists, Changeling infiltrators, Fascists, gangs, and corrupt creepy politicians threaten the city. This role play is based in large part upon the Equestria at War mod for Hearts of Iron 4, and uses D&d 3.5e mechanics.

The long train ride to Bales is over, with Brie, Onyx, and Spark reaching their destination a little bruised but not dead or arrested. Before them lies a new and unfamiliar city and world, at the crossroads of Equestria's past and present, and also the Changeling Occupied Zone and East Equestria. In Baltimare, Dark Star prepares to set out on a mission to track down and arrest unfaithful and unreliable local law enforcement that have been leaking information to rebel forces. Silver may finally have a new toy he can use to clear the Catacombs of their undead presence. Iron, meanwhile, has drifted further into an temple in his search for a treasure sough by an archaeological expedition that was ambushed by bandits.
1717 replies and 148 files omitted.
Anonymous
dUSEK
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No.101213
101214
1665506__safe_artist-colon-adagiostring_oc_oc only_earth pony_field_helmet_male_military_military uniform_pony_ppsh-dash-41_red army_solo.png
Cyka blyat.
Novice Pussy Handler
8YuIh
?
No.101214
101215
>>101213
Pinche marica
More like mareica, amirite?
Anonymous
dUSEK
?
No.101215
101216 101226
>>101214
*Pon(y)che mareica
ftfy
These horse puns are endless.
Novice Pussy Handler
8YuIh
?
No.101216
101217
>>101215
Mare is the ultimate pun master key.
Marexico, Ausmarelia, Polmare, etc. You get my point.
Anonymous
dUSEK
?
No.101217
101218 101226
>>101216
I would have gone with "Austrotlia".
Novice Pussy Handler
8YuIh
?
No.101218
101219 101226
>>101217
That's because I want to show the power of the word mare in pun creation.
Great Maretain, Swemare, Normare, Switzmareland, Maretugal, Jamareica, Armaretina, Marezil.
Anonymous
dUSEK
?
No.101219
101220
>>101218
Kinda pushing it with Swemare and Normare, there. Let's see, there's Maretana, North Mareolina, South Mareolina, Tamareipas, Nuevo Mareon, Mareizona...
Novice Pussy Handler
8YuIh
?
No.101220
101221 101226
>>101219
>pushing it
Mare fits with anything and everything!
Sunmare Shimmer, Twilight Marekle, Starmare Glimmer, Rainmare Dash, Marekie Pie, Limemare Pie.
Anonymous
dUSEK
?
No.101221
101222 101226
>>101220
Eh, "Mare" is only one slice of the horse pun pie. I mean, you've got "Colt" in Coltorado, "Filly" in Fillydelphia, "Foal" in New Braunfoals, "Stallion" in Stalliongrad, "Trot" in Trottingham, "Hoof" in Hoofston...
Novice Pussy Handler
8YuIh
?
No.101222
101223
>>101221
Trust me. Mare has a lot more flexibility than those other pun words you've mentioned.
Anonymous
dUSEK
?
No.101223
101224
>>101222
There's also "Hay" in Haywai'i, "Mane" in Manehattan. And this is all not including the other horse puns, like Nicker or Fetlock, or all of the other places that are literally just horse puns in and of themselves, like Van Horn.
Novice Pussy Handler
8YuIh
?
No.101224
101225
>>101223
The amount of other possible options is half the number of available words to pun it up with mare. It's a be all end all pun that always works
Anonymous
dUSEK
?
No.101225
101226 101227
>>101224
There's also "Oat" in Oatlahoma, "Tail" in Tailahassee. Other puns include Winter Hayven, Haynes City, Oatkeechobee, Coral Haybales, Manebourne, Maneticello, Colttahoochee, Pensacolta, Applechicola, Tarpony Springs, Cape Romaneo. And all of those are just names of places in Florida, alone.
Anonymous
MRfio
?
No.101226
101228 101229
>>101215
>>101217
>>101218
>>101220
>>101221
These puns are atrocious

>>101225
Stahp
Anonymous
dUSEK
?
No.101227
>>101225
Applechicola could also be named Applechicolta if you wanted to go with the double pun.

Novice Pussy Handler
8YuIh
?
No.101228
>>101226
That's what griffon lovers would say, because their words can't be used to pun as effectively.
Anonymous
dUSEK
?
No.101229
101230
>>101226
Fiiiiiiine…
Anonymous
MRfio
?
No.101230
101231 101232 101235
>>101229
Reeeeee read my long life pieces Appreciate them
Shit takes like two hours to type
Novice Pussy Handler
8YuIh
?
No.101231
101232
>>101230
...w0t?
Anonymous
dUSEK
?
No.101232
101233
>>101231
I agree.

>>101230
What?
Anonymous
MRfio
?
No.101233
101234 101235
>>101232
Well fuck you too then
Novice Pussy Handler
8YuIh
?
No.101234
>>101233
I think we may need some context before we resort to insults.
Anonymous
dUSEK
?
No.101235
>>101233
Where the hell did that come from? I'm genuinely curious what it is you're referring to, because this >>101230 was your second post of the day. I don't see anything about "long life pieces".
Anonymous
rvp7a
?
No.101236
101237
Y'all niggas is crazy
Novice Pussy Handler
8YuIh
?
No.101237
101238
>>101236
Retardation =/= craziness
Anonymous
dUSEK
?
No.101238
>>101237
Hey, I represent that statement!
Anonymous
MRfio
?
No.101239
101240 101241
*Read my long lore pieces

Do you fuckers understand me now?
Novice Pussy Handler
8YuIh
?
No.101240
101242
>>101239
Ah, so that's what you meant. Whoops.
Don't worry, I read the lore pieces.
Was it autocorrect that made you put life instead of lore?
Anonymous
dUSEK
?
No.101241
101242
>>101239
We did read them. Calm the fuck down, Jesus Fucking Christ. Where the fuck did all this come from?
Anonymous
MRfio
?
No.101242
101243 101244 101249
>>101240
Well I know you did because you clearly acknowledged them

>>101241
Again, fuck you too
Anonymous
dUSEK
?
No.101243
101244
>>101242
You know what, I'm going to go so you can cool down and think about exactly what the fuck you think I did that would deserve you telling me "fuck you".
Novice Pussy Handler
8YuIh
?
No.101244
101245
>>101242
>>101243
Now's not the time to go full ape mode, you two. That's my role, not yours.
In any case, GM is signalling that Silver, the player, haven't really achknowledged a lore piece he worked on and is currently angry about it. Try to analyze the GM's recent responses for any interesting tidbits that stand out as important lore-wise.
Anonymous
dUSEK
?
No.101245
101246
>>101244
*shrugs*
I don't know what to tell ya. I came here, we had a pun-off, then he starts going off on us for no reason. The last thing of lore he wrote was for Iron, and I thought it was pretty good. I'm sorry if he needed verbal confirmation, but as Silver wasn't involved in that scene and I couldn't think of anything else to comment or add beside "bretty gud" I declined from commenting.

So, that leaves me with thinking he either is looking for comments on the lore piece he wrote for Iron's dream, or he wrote something and it didn't post to the actual site.
Novice Pussy Handler
8YuIh
?
No.101246
101247
>>101245
I feel this is not only not acknowledging the lore piece presented by Iron, but a combination between our confusion over his comment as well as other stuff IRL we shouldn't really know about. Maybe work stress or a heated family argument.
Try not to let an anonymous person on the Internet using harsh language shock and disturb you, for it only breeds more harsh language that only makes things worse. No matter if the person didn't properly communicate his message or you don't understand the message being sent, don't retaliate with your own swear words and aggression.
My case should be enough testament of that.
Anonymous
dUSEK
?
No.101247
101248
>>101246
That all comes with a caveat, that you shouldn't just come out and tell someone "fuck you" and expect them to take it well. I especially don't take getting cussed out well. If it's a misunderstanding, or IRL drama, I get it, I know how that can impact how you reply online, but it's at that point where you need to take a step back, just like how I have to learn to take a step back in moments like this.

And could you not talk down to me, please? I apologize if you aren't, it's just that with everything going on it comes across as such to me.
I have no idea what case you're talking about, but alright?
Novice Pussy Handler
8YuIh
?
No.101248
101249
>>101247
An understandable claim. No one wants to be badmouthed. However, shitflinging is going to slow down the game and cause other players discomfort. GM was the firestarter, but you don't have to be the fuel to spread it, even though the spark is tempting to pick up.
Trust me. I am only interested in resolving the current issue because it's going to halt the current story progress as some time is needed to deal with these sort of situations, and I'm not talking down to either you or the GM since it would go against the primary objective of making amends and restore order to keep playing.
I'm the guy who basically first shit talked a character enough to almost have her killed due to my poor tact. We both know the character we're talking about.
Hint: You're currently infatuated enough to date.
Anonymous
dUSEK
?
No.101249
>>101248
Fair enough, I suppose. You have a good point.
Oh, right, I remember seeing that when I first joined.

>>101242
Sorry for the misunderstanding, there. Yes, I did read the lore you wrote for Iron, and I thought it was pretty good.
Anonymous
dUSEK
?
No.101251
101253
So, seeing that there's apparently not going to be anything else going on tonight...I guess I'll see you guys tomorrow?
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101252
I don't know, maybe
Anonymous
6vfmk
?
No.101253
101254 101255
>>101251
Eeee
Anonymous
dUSEK
?
No.101254
101256
>>101253
Eeee!
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101255
101256
>>101253
Eeeeeee!!!
Anonymous
anWiH
?
No.101256
101257 101259
eeeeeee.gif
>>101254
>>101255

Anonymous
6vfmk
?
No.101257
101259
th(2).jpg
>>101256
He's an imposter, I'm the REAL Eeeeee!
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101258
101259
8d5.png
Does anypony want to play?
Anonymous
dUSEK
?
No.101259
101260
>>101258
I'm always up to play.

>>101256
>>101257
I know how to find out who is the real BriEEEE.
Anonymous
6vfmk
?
No.101260
101261
>>101259
It's the same guy, 2 IPs
Anonymous
dUSEK
?
No.101261
101262 101263
Mangoes.png
>>101260
Aww. What am I going to do with all of these mangoes, now?
Anonymous
6vfmk
?
No.101262
101264
>>101261
Reee, I don't have all my reaction images on this device Xp
Anonymous
6vfmk
?
No.101263
101266
>>101261
Besides, those mangos aren't fully ripe yet
Anonymous
dUSEK
?
No.101264
101265
Mango.jpg
>>101262
Awwww. Poor Eeeee. Here, have a mango.
Anonymous
6vfmk
?
No.101265
101266
>>101264
Better. So last time, the Lings were guilt tripping Brie about wanting to go outside (fuggin Hunchback of Notre Damme and shit), how are we doing?
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101266
101267
28450855@400-1535162411.jpg
>>101263
>>101263
Would a real batpony even care?

>>101265
Yes. That's exactly right. Brie was pondering the merits of taking two small children into an alien city while he intends to do criminal work with unsavory characters, or locking them up unattended inside of a small room
Anonymous
6vfmk
?
No.101267
101268
>>101266
No, he already determined that he was better off keeping them close, that way he at least knew what sort of shit they were getting him into.
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101268
101269
430974.gif
>>101267
Very well then. Proceed with caution
Anonymous
6vfmk
?
No.101269
101270
>>101268
So assuming Sparks isn't joining, Brie would try to find a pawn shop or a (((merchant))) who might accept such goods without too many questions
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101270
101271
>>101269
If he's looking for Griffins, he may be disappointed. Baltimare is by the Ocean, and thus is easily accessible to Griffin immigrants. Bales... not so much
Anonymous
6vfmk
?
No.101271
101272
>>101270
Who said Griffons? I said (or implied) unsavorable merchants with questionable ethics who might turn a blind eye to unregisterd merchandise (or worse, merchandise that might resiter badly)
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101272
101273
>>101271
Okay... Roll Die
6vfmk
?
No.101273
101274 101275
[1d20 = 2]
>>101272

Anonymous
6vfmk
?
No.101274
>>101273
Oh ffs
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101275
101276 101277
>>101273
A nice enough pawn shop with a charcoal gray earth pony. Not really any sign this shop buys and sells firearms, but who knows
Anonymous
6vfmk
?
No.101276
101278
>>101275
"bleib nah Jugetiere". Brie enters the shop
Silver
dUSEK
?
No.101277
>>101275
Is there anything I'm missing from >>101197 and >>101198 in order to make the bombs I'm wanting to make?
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101278
101279
>>101276
“What can I do for you?”
The pony asks
Anonymous
6vfmk
?
No.101279
101280
>>101278
"Hello my good stallion. I was hoping to see what you have in the form of armor."
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101280
101281
>>101279
That’s a roll-die if ever there were one
Anonymous
6vfmk
?
No.101281
101282
>>101280
What do you mean? I just wanna see if they have body armor?
"He's lying, he thinks this is gonna blow up in his face"
YOU'RE NOT PART OF THIS GAME!
"Oh no? GM, check test"
God dammit
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101282
101283
>>101281
But there is nothing on test...

ROLL. DIE!
6vfmk
?
No.101283
>>101282
Don't lie,...

6vfmk
?
No.101284
101285
[1d20 = 16]

Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101285
101287 101289
>>101284
"... Take a look around back"
6vfmk
?
No.101287
101288
652.jpg
[1d20 = 7]
>>101285
I ain't goin' out there nigga
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101288
>>101287
Well then...
Novice Pussy Handler
8YuIh
?
No.101289
>>101285
IF you're still there, the response was given yesterday.
Anonymous
dUSEK
?
No.101290
101291
[Pyrotechnician Horse Noises]
Novice Pussy Handler
8YuIh
?
No.101291
101292
>>101290
Don't blow me up, bro.
Anonymous
6vfmk
?
No.101292
101293
>>101291
Boop
Novice Pussy Handler
8YuIh
?
No.101293
101294
2042358__safe_edit_edited screencap_screencap_cozy glow_frenemies (episode)_spoiler-colon-s09e08_boop_boop edit_cropped_disembodied hand_finger_han.png
>>101292
My nose hath been booped!
My pride has been shattered!

DS
yEhmZ
?
No.101294
101295
_Boop 3.png
>>101293
Boop
Novice Pussy Handler
8YuIh
?
No.101295
101296
2047646__safe_edit_edited screencap_screencap_cozy glow_school raze_angry_animated_boop_boop edit_crazy glow_hand_insanity_mirrored_nickelodeon_pegasus.gif
>>101294
Seizure-like pony noises
DS
yEhmZ
?
No.101296
101297
_boop 1.png
>>101295

Novice Pussy Handler
8YuIh
?
No.101297
101298
2052274__safe_artist-colon-dsiak_oc_oc-colon-maple glaze_oc only_oc-colon-storm shield_animated_boop_duo_earth pony_grumpy_pony_ych result (1).gif
>>101296
Darn it. You better quit your booping before I fall unconscious.
DS
yEhmZ
?
No.101298
101299
_boop card.jpeg
>>101297
:3
Novice Pussy Handler
8YuIh
?
No.101299
101300
1999326__safe_artist-colon-angrylittlerodent_oc_oc only_oc-colon-taffeta_-colon-3_angry_animated_attempted boop_bait and switch_behaving like a cat_bit.gif
>>101298
I warned you, you persistent human!
DS
yEhmZ
?
No.101300
101301
_aj shotgun.png
>>101299
Owwww
Novice Pussy Handler
8YuIh
?
No.101301
101302
>>101300
boops gun
Ah ha! I have shamed your gun with a boop!
DS
U9F//
?
No.101302
101303 101310
_boop 2.png
>>101301
You won't shame me!
Novice Pussy Handler
8YuIh
?
No.101303
101310
>>101302
Ow! You big meanie! You better apologize for your transgression or else I'll...
Uh...
Do you dislike getting very salty japoneighse peanuts?
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101304
101305 101308 101310 101314
421BCA08-0A85-4B4F-AF73-8344693ECBB5.gif
What’s going on here?
Novice Pussy Handler
8YuIh
?
No.101305
>>101304
Passing time.
Are you ready to continue?
Last post should be >>101211

Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101306
101307
>>101211
Pear: “What do you mean?”
Novice Pussy Handler
8YuIh
?
No.101307
101309
>>101306
"The idols looks similar enough and, according to this, it used the power of the dead to do supernatural things." his eyes narrow in thought, looking slightly upwards. "I think. I am not too far off, am I?"
Anonymous
6vfmk
?
No.101308
101309 101310
>>101304
I'll be around to continue Brie's adventure of WTF have I gotten myself into this time in an hour or so
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101309
101379
>>101307
She blinks, but then answers
“They believed their gods could be called upon to avenge slights, and they believed their gods had control over many parts of nature”

>>101308
In the last episode’s adventure, Brie was noping his way out of going to the back of a pawn shop
Silver
dUSEK
?
No.101310
101311
2052824__safe_artist-colon-scarlet-dash-spectrum_oc_oc-colon-aurora breeze_oc-colon-graph travel_oc only_boop_female_freckles_mare_-colon.png
>>101302
>>101303
>>101304
>>101308
You thought you were safe...
But you weren't!
No snootendootle is safe when I'm around!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101311
101312 101314
45ABBC57-27B3-4C35-AFFA-62A944B850DE.png
>>101310
Reeeeeeeee!
Silver
dUSEK
?
No.101312
101313
>>101311
Anyways, I'm still curious about the validity of >>101197 and >>101198. Would Silver be missing anything from his shopping list to be able to make some bombs?
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101313
101315
>>101312
What kind of fertilizer, and how do the detonators work?
DS
U9F//
?
No.101314
101317
_boop ponk.png
>>101304
>>101311
You Getting booped
Silver
dUSEK
?
No.101315
101316 101317
>>101313
I'm not a pyrotechnician, nor even just a pyromaniac like my dad. I don't know how bombs work.
Silver
dUSEK
?
No.101316
101317
>>101315
I would assume the fertilizer would have to have a high nitrate-content, and the detonator...well, again, I don't know. Something simple, maybe? Just something to light a spark.
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101317
101318
>>101314
REEEEEEEEE!

>>101316
>>101315
Hmmm...
Silver
dUSEK
?
No.101318
101319
>>101317
Might be pushing it, but could you please help me out a little with this? Bomb-making isn't exactly something you can search freely online, and while I know a little bit of physics, having a mechanism interact with something explosive or inflammable is out of my league.
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101319
101320
>>101318
I mean, I could, I’m just not sure if I should. It’s all part of the quid pro quo of taking certain classes. A rogue or wizard normally would be the explosives expert, while a fighter would not be. After all, a rogue is seriously threatened by a single bullet as it could reduce their health to where the next one could be fatal. A fighter, however, can take many shots.

Maybe with a high enough craft role?
Silver
dUSEK
?
No.101320
101321
>>101319
So, you want me to roll a 1 now, or later?
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101321
101322
>>101320
Now
dUSEK
?
No.101322
101323 101324
[1d20-1 = -17]
>>101321
Incoming natural 1.
Silver
dUSEK
?
No.101323
>>101322
Huh.
Neat.
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101324
101325
>>101322
It looks like Silver's years of service have done him well. He can craft lower intensity explosives
Silver
dUSEK
?
No.101325
101326
>>101324
That's a pleasant surprise, to be sure. So, supplies for 4 fragmentation bombs: is that doable?
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101326
101327
>>101325
Sure...
Silver
dUSEK
?
No.101327
101328
>>101326
Then that would be next on Silver's list.
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101328
101329 101334 101335
>>101327
And that would be a relatively simple process, though finding something like Ball bearings might be a little harder
Silver
dUSEK
?
No.101329
101330
>>101328
Knowing that this will most likely be a natural 1, can I roll Search to find an obtainable source before going with my plan-B of how to acquire them?
Anonymous
SdO8I
?
No.101330
101331 101332
>>101329
Hmmm.... What is plan B?
Silver
dUSEK
?
No.101331
101333 101350
>>101330
Honestly? Just ask nicely around some automotive and bike shops to see if they have any ball bearings they can sell.
Anonymous
6vfmk
?
No.101332
>>101330
Boop
Silver
dUSEK
?
No.101333
>>101331
Plan C is to see if Yo-Yos in this universe have ball bearings in them, and to buy a shit-ton of them if they do.
Anonymous
6vfmk
?
No.101334
>>101328
Boop
Anonymous
6vfmk
?
No.101335
101336
>>101328
BOOP
DS
U9F//
?
No.101336
101337 101338
>>101335
Boop
Silver
dUSEK
?
No.101337
>>101336
pooB
Anonymous
6vfmk
?
No.101338
101339 101340
thf2.jpg
>>101336

DS
U9F//
?
No.101339
>>101338
a coot
Silver
dUSEK
?
No.101340
101341
>>101338
Are you going to boop her?
Anonymous
6vfmk
?
No.101341
101342 101343
>>101340
Heavens no. Its complicated. But no. That was for Dark Star.
But I am still hoping GM returns.
Silver
dUSEK
?
No.101342
101343
>>101341
>But I am still hoping GM returns.
Same.
DS
U9F//
?
No.101343
>>101342
>>101341
Same
Anonymous
SdO8I
?
No.101344
101345 101346
Okay, out now
Silver
dUSEK
?
No.101345
101347
>>101344
Yay!
Anonymous
6vfmk
?
No.101346
101347
>>101344
*poke*
GM, is that you?
Anonymous
SdO8I
?
No.101347
101348 101349
>>101346
Perhaps

>>101345
D’aww
Silver
dUSEK
?
No.101348
101350
>>101347
Not sure if it's possible, but can we have a basic schedule, to know when you're likely to be on during the week?
6vfmk
?
No.101349
101350
[2d20+11 = 26]
>>101347
"You don't have anything available up front? Then I'm not interested."
Brie turns to leave.
Frogging knives, sleight of hand
Anonymous
BqQuh
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No.101350
101351 101352
>>101348
I’m available all of tomorrow and probably much of Sunday, but not late at night nor in the midday. Next week I’ll probably be available like 7 PM to midnight, and sometimes can post before then

>>101349
“Alright then”
Brie exits the store, not seeming to be followed

>>101331
A white earth pony at a bike shop has this to say
“Not many ball bearings are available, and prices are through the roof. I know that plane landing gear factory uptown always gets the first shipment, and the truck factory gets second priority...”
Anonymous
6vfmk
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No.101351
101353
>>101350
"Wir sollten zurückgehen. Mir gefiel nicht, wie dieser Ladenbesitzer reagierte."
Brie whispers to the Lings.
Silver
dUSEK
?
No.101352
101353
>>101350
That's handy to know, thanks.

"Good to know, thank you for information." Second stop on his quest for the elusive ball bearings: the uptown plane landing gear factory.
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101353
101354
>>101351
Wesley: “In Ordung”

Kerr: “Warum sollten wir zurückgehen?”

>>101352
Small green pony, also Earth pony, with ruffled looking fur outside factory gates
“What do you want?”
Silver
dUSEK
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No.101354
101355
>>101353
Here is hoping he will cooperate. "Ball bearings. I heard they are at premium, and that you might have some."
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101355
101356 101357
>>101354
“Well yes, we use them to complete our orders”
Silver
dUSEK
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No.101356
101358
>>101355
"Do you have any spare I might be able to purchase?"
DS
U9F//
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No.101357
101358
>>101355
Dark Star and Blue were Riding towards colton hill right?
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101358
101359 101364
>>101357
Yes. This area of town is on the west side, a little to the north. It’s higher class, and it’s buildings are a bit older, tending to have a “historical” look to them. It’s mostky red brick town homes that are several stories tall, though there are some shops, and they pass the old Temple of Boreas with its white marble walls and golden domes

“Where did you want to encounter them?” She asks

>>101356
“Not really, we order them as we need them, so any we don’t use this week, we just use next week”
dUSEK
?
No.101359
101360
[1d20+3 = 8]
>>101358
Sense Motive: Silver tries to get a feel for if this pony might be able to be...persuaded...to suddenly "misplace" some of those unused ball bearings.
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101360
101361
>>101359
Accent is local, looks like he’s been working in rough or tiring conditions, and he speaks to Silver in that sort of “this is what I am supposed to say” voice of disinterest that is more common in the service sector
Silver
dUSEK
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No.101361
101362
>>101360
Hmm... Silver wonders to himself why these ball bearings are so damn rare. "And you do not know of any...misplaced...boxes of ball bearings, or where they might be found?"
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101362
101363
>>101361
“No?”
Silver
dUSEK
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No.101363
101365
>>101362
Silver pulls out 100 Bits-worth of notes, making them apparent to the pony working. "Absolutely sure?"
DS
U9F//
?
No.101364
101366
>>101358
Dark Star Whistles
"Nice Place"
"I Was hoping we could catch them in between Buildings."
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101365
101367
>>101363
“Perhaps a box or two may be lost in transit” he says
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101366
101372
>>101364
“Well, they are cops. They would head back to station, do paperwork there, then leave if they aren’t called into action again”
Silver
dUSEK
?
No.101367
101368
>>101365
"You never know when logistics will make mistake like that." Silver gives the notes to the stallion, and pulls out another 100 to show him. He nods to the pony, hoping his intentions have been made clear. "Never know when something might just simply disappear into ether..."
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101368
101369
>>101367
He nods
“How many are we talking about?”
Silver
dUSEK
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No.101369
101370
>>101368
"Two, if you can. One will be fine if it is not possible, but I will throw in bonus for both."
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101370
101371
>>101369
“Two then”
He brings out two boxes, weighing at least 5 pounds each, of the silver spheres
Silver
dUSEK
?
No.101371
101373
>>101370
Silver takes the boxes gladly and gives the worker an additional 200 Bits, bringing the total for this acquisition to 300. Probably more than he would need to spend, but he has the Bits, and a little generosity shown to such a diligent worker never hurt anypony. "Here, you look like you have worked hard today. Treat yourself when you get off for me, okay?"
DS
U9F//
?
No.101372
101373
>>101366
"Perhaps we can Ruse them, Maybe We Can Trick one into thinking that i have been stabbed. Then we can interrogate one."
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101373
101374 101378
>>101371
“Yes sir”

>>101372
“Tell me what you want to do”
Silver
dUSEK
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No.101374
101375
>>101373
"You have yourself good day, now." Silver sets the ball bearings in his cart with his other recently-acquired equipment. Now all he needs is to buy the rest of the materials he needs for these bombs, and buy the materials he'd need for some wooden barricades.
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101375
101376
>>101374
Okay, so what shall he buy?
Silver
dUSEK
?
No.101376
101377 101380
>>101375
For the bombs: high-nitrate fertilizer, diesel, plenty of nails, and four coffee cans.

For the barricades: a set of basic construction tools (hammer, screwdriver, saw, tape measurer, etc.), nails, screws, railroad spikes, l-brackets, and enough 2x4s for three different barricades.

He's also going to buy two bottles of whiskey: one to steady his nerves before, and one to celebrate after.
Silver
dUSEK
?
No.101377
>>101376
Oh, and the stuff he'd need to make the detonators for the bombs, so they go off when the tripwires they're attached to are tripped.
DS
U9F//
?
No.101378
101380
>>101373
"I'll Go Act Like i've Been Stabbed you Go in and lead Them out to me. Bring Only one if you can."
Novice Pussy Handler
8YuIh
?
No.101379
101380
>>101309
He turns to Pear with that pensive expression, thinking there's a connection. "Is it simply a 'belief', Pear, or is it a hidden power these idols have? If the bandit knew about this power, it would explain even further why he would want to pursue something that might as well be a myth to the average pony. Do you not think so?"
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101380
101381 101385 101405
>>101376
Well, that’s quite a lot of material. Approximately 100 bits

>>101379
“Well, if they believe it, it doesn’t matter if it is true or not. It would affect them all the same.”

>>101378
“Sp you want to encounter them before they go to the station?”
Novice Pussy Handler
8YuIh
?
No.101381
101382
>>101380
Iron nods with a worried expression.
"I fear that they may be right in believing they have this amount of power. We are still missing some of them, and they may both have it and know how to use them. It could spell doom for everypony."
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101382
101383
>>101381
“The scholars don’t take the old gods seriously, saying they are nothing more than superstition. Certainly my colleagues didn’t. And the Marexica certainly didn’t believe they could be directed around like peasant levies marched by a feudal lord. They believed the dark gods to see themselves above Equines, they themselves the lords over serfs. They act for their own pride and power.”
Novice Pussy Handler
8YuIh
?
No.101383
101386
>>101382
Iron hums to himself.
"I shall take your word on the matter. Hopefully you are correct in asserting they cannot use their power."
He decides to look around some more for any ways to continue further into the cavern or anyother eyecatching thing in this tomb.
Silver
dUSEK
?
No.101385
101386
>>101380
Indeed it is, but it's all part of the plan. 100 Bits it is.

Silver has one more stop to make: the Cathedral. He's going to stop there and meet with the Father, ask for some last bits of information that might help him.
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101386
101387 101388
>>101383
Inside of the sectioned off room, some cases exist to the side, as well as the remains of a sword - the wood rotted away by time, but the obsidian flakes as sharp as they were centuries ago - some other pieces of military fanfare like a shield (rotted in the center, but with gilded edges remaining - and far in the back, a gold idol upon a pedestal

>>101385
Silver is able to walk in simply. A certain fairly chubby older colt in religious clothing comes in, and immediately starts to smile wide
“It’s you again!”
He continues smiling with his mouth open in part in excitement
“Uh, what was your name again?”
Novice Pussy Handler
8YuIh
?
No.101387
101389
>>101386
Iron's eyes focus on the far away gold idol on a pedestal, wondering if it's one of the set he currently has two of.
He closes the distance carefully, as to not disturb anything else along the way.
(Maybe this is the third idol that can be used to call upon powers.)
Silver
dUSEK
?
No.101388
101389
>>101386
Silver smiles at remembering the energetic colt. "It is Silver, Silver Sword. I was hoping to speak with Father. I have couple questions I hope he can help with."
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101389
101390 101392
>>101387
The idol is fairly ornate, more so than the others, made of Gold, or at least, is entirely gilt. It is a statuette of an Equine Skeleton, with open rib cage and eye holes

>>101388
"Let me go get him!"
Slow Burn bounces off
"Father! That sword pony wants to see you again!"
"Alright alright, I'm here"

From the door in the back, Father Maren walks slowly into the room, and takes his glasses off his face, carefully placing them in the pocket of a robe. He addresses Silver
"And what brings you back, dear child?"
8YuIh
?
No.101390
101391
[1d20 = 16]
>>101389
Iron thinks he remembers Pear saying that one of the idols was of an equine skeleton back when they cleared the bandit camp.
He decides to check the pedestal for anything that could be identified as a trap.
Spot roll
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101391
101393
>>101390
The idol seems to have been placed there carefully as a respectful hiding place - or resting place - to sit indefinitely. No trap is apparent
Silver
dUSEK
?
No.101392
101395
>>101389
Silver bows to the pony in front of him. "Thank you for seeing me, Father Maren." Standing up, Silver pulls out Curwhinny's silver locket. "I wanted to know what you know about liches, and phylacteries, as you seem to be quite knowledgeable on these sorts of matters."
Novice Pussy Handler
8YuIh
?
No.101393
101394
>>101391
Iron decides not to grab the idol out of respect.
(Perhaps I could find the other resting places for the other two idols we have in our inventory. That should be more than enough to grab some of the gold here in exchange.)
He smiles and nods over it, eager to get some of this precious, Cauldron-saving gold.
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101394
101397
>>101393
Again, the options for treasure don't quite look like they are quite up to the level of a proper treasury. But even with that, there are more than a few items of obvious value. Vases and chalices of gold. Pendants and ear rings studded with emeralds, turquoise, and topaz. Golden face masks. A larger circular... something, that is gilded and covered in a large amount of writing. There is one empty pedestal
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101395
101396
>>101392
His eyes go wide at this
“And what am I looking at”
Referring to the locket
Silver
dUSEK
?
No.101396
101398
>>101395
"This...is Joseph Curwhinny's phylactery. He is still around, albeit sealed away in stone coffin. He did indeed manage to turn himself into lich, before group of militia ponies raided catacombs underneath his farmhouse and sealed him away in that dark, dank place. Even I, who was raised like Earth Pony and did not receive much training in magic, can feel his presence near where he lay."

He holds the locket out for Maren to inspect, should he so choose. "I am hoping to put him to his long-overdue rest, so that he might be reunited with his beloved family he lost long ago."
Novice Pussy Handler
8YuIh
?
No.101397
101398
>>101394
Iron understand this is not the main crypt but the prospects of getting gold are not lost on him.
(Maybe we could drop most of the guns we picked up. I only need my precious hooves.)
His head leans forwards, kissing one of his forelegs in a narcisstic display of self-affection with a cocky grin on his face.
He looks to the empty pedestal.
(Perhaps I can place the dog idol there.)
Walking over there to do so, he attempts to remember what was the second idol retrieved by Pear.
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101398
101399 101402
>>101396
Father Maren nods, but he does not pick up the locket

"We'll put him to rest, if such a thing can indeed await him, however we have to do it."

>>101397
The second idol is a large Jade Turkey, seemingly made out of a single giant glob of Jade, or at least, several pieces well put together.
Novice Pussy Handler
8YuIh
?
No.101399
101400
>>101398
Figuring that the dichotomy between the golden equine skeleton with the dog idol works better than a turkey in his head, he pulls out the dog idol and places it on the pedestal.
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101400
101401
>>101399
The Stone Dog (black Marble) sits well on the pedestal
Novice Pussy Handler
8YuIh
?
No.101401
101403
>>101400
Iron smiles to himself.
(That should make the gods happy. I should keep on searching for the main treasury before I grab any gold though, including beating down the bandit leader threatening us currently.)
Silver
dUSEK
?
No.101402
101403 101477
>>101398
Silver nods right back, taking back the locket. "Do you have any ideas on how that may be done, or any general information on liches and these phylacteries?"
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101403
101404 101406
>>101401
There cavern continues slightly, but definitely narrows

>>101402
"Aye. Burn incense to repel the harshest of the evil spirits, then, destroy the physical entity of the phylactery with with a magical sword. Then, the real work of cleansing with Holy Water and prayer may begin.

To become a lich is to separate one's soul from one's physical body, and to bind one's soul with the physicality of another object. It is a terrible, cynical prospect that often shatters what parts of your soul you could otherwise take to the other world. I don't know precisely how it is done, as that information is kept deep under lock and key in the Canterlot archives. It is often said that in order to split your soul from your body, you must commit a horrific act to fracture yourself. Some say you must shatter yourself spiritually and emotionally by sacrificing what you love. In some versions of the stories, the process is magical and available only to the most practiced of unicorns. In other versions, an alchemical process is involved. What is certain is that the process binds the spirit to the physical realm in a vessel generally less corruptible than the equine body, but at a cost."
Novice Pussy Handler
8YuIh
?
No.101404
101408
>>101403
Iron calls over to his mare companions as he walks further in the cavern.
"Let us keep moving. We must still deal with the bandit leader."
(Hopefully my body can squeeze through this narrow path.)
Anonymous
6TgCI
?
No.101405
101408
>>101380
"Yes, it would most likely be better, and assuming they leave their weapons at the station, it would be safer.
Anonymous
dUSEK
?
No.101406
101407 101408 101411
>>101403
Silver nods again. "Joseph Curwhinny lost entirety of his family to plague, in event that would lead to him originally pursuing necromancy in first place, and he was quite skilled with both magic and alchemy if numerous alchemical materials I found in catacombs and process he used to create ghasts are anything to go by. I can see how he originally became lich in first place." He glances back to his beloved greatsword. "While my sword is not in-and-of-itself magical, I do have couple of vials of Magic Weapon oils. Should I coat its blade blade in oil prior, will it suffice in destroying this phylactery when I am ready?"
Silver
dUSEK
?
No.101407
>>101406
*just one "blade", there
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101408
101409 101410 101412
>>101404
>>101404
Not so narrow, but when he goes through, he can see what this area is. To both left and right are holes carved into the cavern walls in small arches, some of them sealed. On the ground are vases, these ones being fired clay pots.

There are some treasures here that have clearly been lost to time. Decayed bits of organic matter are strewn along the floor in little piles, and one may speculate that they were once ornate robes, tapestries, wooden statuettes, or rolled up rugs. Bronze and copper have not fared much better. Small cups and head pieces of metal have been reduced to crusted blue-green flakes. Even silver earrings and statuettes are now coated in an unsavory black tarnish. Gold alone shines pristine in among the cave, in some areas the sole survivor of centuries of moist stasis. It alone testifies to the artistic mastery and wealth of the civilization whose last patriots are entombed here.

At the far end, leaning against a wall, is a number of obsidian shards around a pile of dust. Over top the pile is a set of hairs and decayed organic matter.

>>101405
"Alright"
The taxi lets them off near the police station, a relatively modern building of beige stone facade walls, rectangular in shape and a couple stories tall, with a rectangular pyramid of bronze color in the center of the top.

>>101406
The hell are weapon oils?
Novice Pussy Handler
8YuIh
?
No.101409
101411
>>101408
Iron is quite saddened by all of this wealth rotting away.
(Imagine how much more these items will sell for money?)

The eye catching obsidian shards around a pile of dust is a sight worthy of closer inspection.
(What kind of person would set shards like these around an ash pile? Maybe there are traps in here?)
He walks closer to it in an attempt to better see the scene.
Silver
dUSEK
?
No.101410
>>101408
Potions that you apply to your weapon, rather than drinking them. In this case it's an oil that applies the Magic Weapon spell effect to the weapon that the oil is smeared on, giving it a +1 enhancement bonus.
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101411
101413 101414
>>101409
blunt on one edge, sharp on the other edge. They are all something like 5 centimeters wide, 4 centimeters long, and maybe 1 thick on the think side. There must be twenty of them. Some of the pile is recognizable as one wood, but it crumbles in the hoof and is covered in fungi. Ontop are a few scattered hairs and dried up animal skin

>>101406
"Few ponies who turn to necromancy ever do so without some sort of strong provocation... You wouldn't rather use the order's sword?"
Anonymous
6TgCI
?
No.101412
101415
>>101408
"Nice Architecture."
He Hugs Blue
Dark Star looks for an acceptable Area down the street a little to Feign being stabbed in
Novice Pussy Handler
8YuIh
?
No.101413
101415
>>101411
The closer inspection doesn't help much to poor Iron.
"What is this in front of me?"
Silver
dUSEK
?
No.101414
101416
>>101411
"That would be useful, yes." Silver looks to the Father. "Father Maren, I seek to clear undead from Catacombs on this day, and put them to their final rest. I fully expect to either return victorious...or not return at all. When I return, if I return, I would ask for your aid in putting Joseph Curwhinny to rest."
Anonymous
BqQuh
?
No.101415
101417 101418
22321A4D-7C09-4620-AC06-E408A96D856E.png
>>101412
The area is not quite perfect for rape in a dark alley, at least in the mid morning. Never the less, there are some alleys nearby that go behind shops, and some backyards behind abandoned, artillery damaged homes

>>101413
Pair walks right up to it and inspects it
“Looks like the remains of a sword, with something... animal skin? Draped over it