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Hello good ponies of Equestria. We have heard reports of "hoomens" in this board and we have been ordered by Princess Celestia to investigate and track down any of these non hoofers to justice. If you find one, be sure to inform us of any information you have. You may now return to your business and All Hail Celestia!


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Will do, officer.
Tell Flashy I said hello.


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>bursts in through the door, suddenly
>slowly steps back out through door


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STOP RIGHT THERE HOOMAN SCUM! No one escapes the will of Celestia on OUR watch! We will take any stolen good you may have and the choice is yours. Come with us peacefully or we will take you with us by FORCE!


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I'm sorry, er, I mean I didn't steal anything, please just let me
>pic related escape


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you faggots don't control me! I do what I want, and you can't stop me!


No hoomans here boss. None at all.


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Im human AMA.


Why do you >rape ponies?


>be me
>InterDimension traveller
>hit shuffle
>end up in equestria in full gearqueer
>hit back on device
>out of charge
>draw AR-15
>hoers charge
>open fire
>3 hoer corpses lying on ground
>call in backup
>5 blokes in full gearqueer, 3 AR-15s, one M14, one M2 Flammenwerfer
>turn the poneville into Hue City 2.0
>army at our doorstep
>all empty into horde, rest of hoers run or join as cannon fodder
>turn place into coke-fuelled AnCap Utopia
>throw glimmer from a helicopter


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>Not de-horning arr of the Unicorns, and grinding them into a magicar powder to cure erectire dysfunction
>Not chopping down every tarr tree in Equestria
>Not serving baby Pegasus wings as a rare dericacy
>Not working the Earth ponies untir they can't move anymore, onry to promptry fry them up once they corrapse
>Not carting surviving firries around the continent to be sord to rich ord bastards as sex sraves
Dishonor! Dishonor on your whore species!
Ret Grand Master Lee teach you how to gracefurry >rape a species to the brink of extinction!


>Lmao Zozzledong please go


You forgot about eating horse fetuses to boost fertirity.


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>de-horning arr of the Unicorns
What is a unicorn's horn made out of anyway? Is it hard bone, unble to heal; or softer like rhino horn being able to grow back if a small part is lost?


Probably solid bone. Ponies just look soft in general
I doubt it can be repaired if broken either.


Well it depends
If the horn if hollow it may be possible to repair it, it will never be the same but it will be in place.
If the bone is just a stick of solid bone then repairing it would be a lot harder

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