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Anonymous
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Hello good ponies of Equestria. We have heard reports of "hoomens" in this board and we have been ordered by Princess Celestia to investigate and track down any of these non hoofers to justice. If you find one, be sure to inform us of any information you have. You may now return to your business and All Hail Celestia!
Anonymous
No.398
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Will do, officer.
Tell Flashy I said hello.
Anonymous
No.400
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>bursts in through the door, suddenly
>stops
>slowly steps back out through door
Anonymous
No.401
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>>400
STOP RIGHT THERE HOOMAN SCUM! No one escapes the will of Celestia on OUR watch! We will take any stolen good you may have and the choice is yours. Come with us peacefully or we will take you with us by FORCE!
Anonymous
No.402
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>>401
I'm sorry, er, I mean I didn't steal anything, please just let me
>points
WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?
>pic related escape
Anonymous
No.403
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>>394
you faggots don't control me! I do what I want, and you can't stop me!
>>403
Anonymous
No.405
No hoomans here boss. None at all.
Anonymous
No.406
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Im human AMA.
Anonymous
No.407
>>406
Why do you >rape ponies?
Anonymous
No.409
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>>394
>be me
>InterDimension traveller
>hit shuffle
>end up in equestria in full gearqueer
>"STOP RIGHT THERE HOOMAN SCUM"
>hit back on device
>out of charge
>fug.jpg
>draw AR-15
"ONE MORE STEP AND I END YOU"
>hoers charge
>open fire
>3 hoer corpses lying on ground
>call in backup
>5 blokes in full gearqueer, 3 AR-15s, one M14, one M2 Flammenwerfer
>turn the poneville into Hue City 2.0
>army at our doorstep
>all empty into horde, rest of hoers run or join as cannon fodder
>turn place into coke-fuelled AnCap Utopia
>throw glimmer from a helicopter
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Ho Lee Phuc
No.411
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>>409
>Not de-horning arr of the Unicorns, and grinding them into a magicar powder to cure erectire dysfunction
>Not chopping down every tarr tree in Equestria
>Not serving baby Pegasus wings as a rare dericacy
>Not working the Earth ponies untir they can't move anymore, onry to promptry fry them up once they corrapse
>Not carting surviving firries around the continent to be sord to rich ord bastards as sex sraves
Dishonor! Dishonor on your whore species!
Ret Grand Master Lee teach you how to gracefurry >rape a species to the brink of extinction!
Anonymous
No.617
>>411
>Lmao Zozzledong please go
Anonymous
No.674
>>411
You forgot about eating horse fetuses to boost fertirity.
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Anonymous
No.1093
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>>411
>de-horning arr of the Unicorns
What is a unicorn's horn made out of anyway? Is it hard bone, unble to heal; or softer like rhino horn being able to grow back if a small part is lost?
Anonymous
No.1230
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>>1093
Probably solid bone. Ponies just look soft in general
I doubt it can be repaired if broken either.
Anonymous
No.1253
>>1230
Well it depends
If the horn if hollow it may be possible to repair it, it will never be the same but it will be in place.
If the bone is just a stick of solid bone then repairing it would be a lot harder

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