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Dont really know what this is but you may find this interesting.


Some dude named Jonathan Ross held a hangout on Discord with a fat bitch and some pedo mudslime. Also something about a guy watching videos of naked kids in bathtubs being cute.

Jim invaded the hangout uninvited and turned it into something else. Apparently videos about this have been taken down, but are getting mirrored and made into highlight reels as we speak.




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so this thing is quite convoluted, but what i got out of this is:

- the host (Jonathan Ross) lives with his grandmother
- 19 year old US American man
- he has a thread on Kiwi Farms about himself
- hes a clinical shizophrenic but denies still being afflicted by the ailment
- has some ties to Darksydephil and the Sons of Kojima
- his grandmother gives him medication he does not know
- he seems to have a romantic interest in underage children
- he doxxes people and issues death threats against them, also Copyright takedowns against videos
- he had some beef with a homosexual recently who may have leaked intel to Jim about this
- he bickers a lot with his internet friends in his stream about ointless shit, has a tendency for bouts of rage and screaming
- his friends to try defend him against allegations of being a low key internet terrorist and proto pedophile

It is possible this hangout drama will lead to a new video related to this person.


I have no idea who any of these people are.


They are upvote niggers


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Metokur makes videos about low hanging fruits and Ross is his latest target.



im really surprised he did, this guy has barely 400 subscribers. Even ForNoGooDReason had more and that greasy cunt is a total sperg.

he must have done some really stupid shit Jim got so agitated by him. I remember Jim gets unironically butthurt over internet pedophiles. so maybe that is the reason.


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follow up stream from an alt channel of Mr. M. massive meltdowns occures.



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currently ongoing livestream with rage, spergy and threats


seems like Ross is in for a hard time, his internet friend went nuclear and started threatening kiwifarms, 4chan and 8chan, he announced he will get police involved and hack them with hired men

Jim told Ross if the police gets involved on behalf of third parties, they will take away all his harddrives and scane them for his alleged 1 year practice of watching softcore childporn. Its a matter of time before other chan dwellers come cracking down on him, his friend and his female white knight. Apparently all of these people have the poorest of social security measures.

"We will see whos family is going to get fucked at the end of this! We will ruin your fucking life!" - Jonathan Ross 2017



Apparently Jim is now watching this stream to and Jonathan Ross announced his suicide LIVE on stream. The Fat Bitch is crying because of mean comments and the nuclear guy keeps making threats.



Fat Bitch now makes death threads agains the stream chat for repeatedly calling her "HOLE"



9:01 AMMister Metokur​What a shitshow this stream turned into. Death threats, suicide threats, hacking threats, doxing threats. Amazing.

Your Movie sucks.org is now in the audience too


Hellbent from Danger Dolan is now in the chat, the host is playing Moonman - White wing Death squad on stream


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I randomly found this guy on Kiwifarms

A moderator with an Aryanne avatar


" millais

aryanne is best pony

Yesterday at 9:09 PM"



Jonathan Ross wants to Flag videos and Screams like a Banshee



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MLPOL predicted in Simpsons, circa 1994


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New Internet Insanity Video on Jonathan Ross confirmed!


Shoutout to FedoraManManMan


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King of /pol/ twitch stream with the Bathtub Gang from today



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Archives of Ross' DeviantArt page. Gives a nice instrospective on his mental state. His favourite pony is Fluttershy.


Thank You Neil, you fat fuck.


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So apparently, Edgequeen/Ruby/HOLE got yet again repeatedly offended by people posting in the twitch chat insulting her after several people told her to stop reading chat and stop responding.

She started screaming and crying over people being impolite to her including Mr. Metokur and unironically accused the stream participants of being Terrorists,demaning an apology. After the Stream collectively decided to ignore her and her Fake CNN Tears, she talked to her moth who threatened to drag Mr. Metokur to court for harassment before she was muted. She later was unmuted and capt claiming that this was sexual/regular harassment and that the chat and Mr. M. were doing illegeal things. Seems like HOLE cant take that no one cares about her feelings.


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New ongoing Tomba stream on PS4


they try to get the bathtub gang on but they seem to pussy out

UPDATE Jonathan Ross just joined


6:17 AMBrightSideBob​"I don't want to cause drama" You just spent an hour talking shit on Youtube what the fuck are you talking about Ross


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Jonathan Ross is currently telling people to stomp their rip cages in and screaming his lungs out in high grade autism fueled rage


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what a great stream, we got everything we wanted and so much more, almost as good as the first Tomba stream.

Jonathan Ross asks for so little and gives so much, and he never stops and always replies. Truly a great individual.


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Jonathan Ross has made it into the Hall of Fame! Congratulations!

His brand new very own shiny Enclopedia Dramatic Article:


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Ruby Anne Jurinek-Kates is a fat attention whore who likes Harley Quinn way too fucking much. Hole suffers from GOTIS in the highest degree, despite it would be easier to defend Jonathan's sexual attractions to small kids, that being sexually attracted to this giant super massive black hole.

- Nicknames Ruby/ Edge Queen/ Psycho Bitch/ Dumb Bitch/ the HOLE where comedy goes to die (as called out by Jim)
- attention whore
- starts crying and announces suicide for attention
- hambeast
- hypersensitive, thinks feelings are facts
- Her BF Brandon is A Juggalo Anarchist (yes thats what he said)
- Pretends to be edgy but is in fact an unfunny hugboxer
- selftaught internet psychotherapist and spokeswoman for Jonathan Ross
- people say she pretends to be Ross'mom
- has an unhealthy obsesseion with the character Harley Quinn from the Batman comics
- gets very butthurt over chat comments she does not like
- Post Election Anti Trump Protester
- Lives in an attic in the house of her mother
- pretends to kill herself with a pistol or by jumping out of a window
- selfdiagnosed mental tumblrite
- deleted her twitter after #TubGate
- Was repeatedly muted during several streams
- Threatened to pull Jim to court for cyber harassment and mean comments on King of Pol's twitch stream
- told people "to kill themselves in 7 days" on the Bathtub Gang Discord

"Ruby, if you are going to kill yourself, we are not going to be friends anymore" - Jonathan Ross, August 2017 during the first Invasion stream.


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"Shut up you stupid fucking hole. Nobody wants to listen to you, so someone muzzle this bitch… EdgeQueen you are not edgy at all, you are fucking annoying… Yiyiyiyiyiyiyi, you yammer too much, shut the fuck up…Stutter some more you dumb bitch, I see you in the chat trying to be funny like you know fucking memes and shit - You're so out of touch you call yourself EdgeQueen, there's nothing edgy about you, you fucking hole. Shut the fuck up." - Mr. Metokur



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argueably the most notably highlight from this almost 4 hour stream where Jonathan Ross went Full Columbine on the other Stream participants.
Starts around 02:56:00 and goes on for over half an hour.



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5:12 - PTSD bullshit
15:30 - Ross talking about killing thousands of kids being being better than offing himself.


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HOLE started changing her Youtube Username, luckyly Channel URLs never change at all.



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… Is this an e-celeb thread..?


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Not really. This was initially a thread about a random nobody that got roasted by Jim for liking videos of naked children.

It has snowballed exponentially and has now become a Lolcow thread.


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Cosmos - Soldier of Love and Bitching on the Internet - True & Honest Fan
Today at 9:17 PM Last edited: 44 minutes ago

I had no idea who this guy was until he popped up on Jim's stream, and holy fucking shit. I felt like ripping my hair out the entire time. I don't think I've ever heard of anyone who's that fucking dense. Jim's simple "why did you look at videos of naked children in a bathtub?" question sent Ross on slow tangents about his pedophile friends, people Jim should be making fun of instead of him, and allegations of a pedophile ring on YouTube. JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION, YOU DENSE FUCK. And that Ruby girl wasn't much better.

I cannot wait for Jim's overview video on all of this.

EDIT: Oh, and I was shocked by Ross's reaction to Jim's explanation of what will happen if the feds get wind of the kind of videos Ross has been watching. Or, more specifically, his lack of reaction. He just sat there in dumbfounded silence, and didn't say anything to assure Ruby after she basically said "I've put a lot of faith in you, please don't screw me over by being guilty of the things you're being accused of." I think Ross definitely has some dark shit on his hard drive/in his internet history.

Winner Winner x 3


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High Tier MVP Poster/Former Staff Member on Kiwifarms talks positively about MLPOL.


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Nuclear Gamer, HOLE & Ross at a current Tomba Stream


New Metokur Video is going up any minute now. Claimas are Ross has a pistol in his room.


According to Rumors the real SAM HYDE will be joing the Tomba Stream for a live reaction of Ross to Jims new video.


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oh fuck it's up


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The New Jim Video, 35 Minutes long.



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A really long twitch stream from earlier tonight before the metokur video and tomba live reaction stream, hosted on twitch by his (pretend) Discord friends.

Stream participants are IronicMemeName/Boon, Nigger Joe (the guy respoinsible for the last freakout) and Jonathan Ross.


Supposingly theres a 60 second segment there where Ross yet again lost his cool, started reeing, screaming, threatening to dox the host and told the audience to kill themselves.



oh Jonathan Ross Archive/Fat Fuck Neil aka the guy who wrote the Kiwi Farms thread is in there too.


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Stream quotes documented by Irishguy088

"Please don't do a report on me. Please." -Ross, just now on stream.

Why did you keep going on livestream after livestream, revealing all of this incriminating data and threatening people? WHY ROSS? Jesus tapdancing Christ.

"I know what bukkake is. [bukakke is] other men fucking each other." -Ross

"I've been trying to prevent bukkake my entire life but failed." -Ross

"I also failed to fuckin… to fuckin… prevent… pre… prevent… I failed to prevent same-sex fucking me." -Ross

"I tried to prevent other men from fucking me but failed to do so." -Ross


Winner Winner x 9


IrishGuy088 said: ↑

I'm still not entirely sure what is real anymore.

So just so I have the series of events correct: the big kerfuffle in this current chat is that Nuclear and (possibly) Ross doxxed KingofPol and this Boon guy on the livestream. And that they pulled the information from a voter database?

Is that correct?

Pretty much. Then Nuclear called a relative of KoP's. As you can imagine, KoP was pissed, and managed to find Nuclear's name and address from the phone number he used to contact KoP's relative, threatening him with a police report.


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Youtube version of the Boon stream, includes Ross confession of putting King of Pols Doxx in a pastepin and his REEEE



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King of /pol/ joins the stream, reads Ross his rights after committing a third degree felony with harmful intent by stealing and abusing public voter registration Data, resulting in a prison sentence of up to 10 years.

Jonathan Ross responds by screaming, squirming and begging for mercy not to get reported to the police.



According to KoP he got information on NuclearGamer via his phone number he used to call one of Kops relative. Apparently Nukes real name is Ben Siegman and he does not have a high school degree.


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From the last shitstorm:

"You commit suicide like your parents did when they gave up on you." -Ross

"You look like fucking someone that literally drank like 200 mountain dews on PC while going ahead listening to Alabama nigger all day long." -Ross

"Yeah those tank tops are sexy." -Ross

"It's like he's in the bathtub with the kids." -Commentator on Ross' spergout

"Ross shut the fuck up man, when are you gonna put the shotgun in your mouth." -KingofPol

"You are literally the lowest of the low. You are. You are. You are. You are." -Ross on KingofPol

"You're a fucking seatbelt in real life, Pol." -Ross

"Hey you take it up the ass form those… fifty black men… five years ago." -Ross

"Hey you suck at insults also." -Ross

"I think I know why you keep Ross on now." -Unknown

Goddammit BFK has higher volume than everyone else… and they are STILL all bitching at each other in the background. I will need a stethoscope to sort this shitload of fuck out.

"These streams are a godsend." -BlackfaceKermit

"GET A JOB […] You can't even get your GED." -Ross

"This stream was so much fun. It was so much fun as the… the massive sper- spergery of that… pretty much that happened." -Ross


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TombaTalk SECOND Stream Highlight - Ross REEEs again and Freaks Out



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when he looses it it sounds like some screamo shit.


"I tried to prevent other men from fucking me but failed to do so."



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Tangetially related Drama thread >>2521


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>Sweetie Belle with piercings


I would still pierce her with my wiener.


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The Jonathan Ross "Suicide" Febreze Livestream AND Conversation Afterwards (58 minutes)

Watchers of this stream included King of Pol, Fat fuck Neil, Tomba Hat, A number of former SOK members and several famous DSP/CWC Youtube Trolls.

HOLE's reaction to the Suicide Stream (71 minutes)



Oh, BrightSideViking, a pro DSP Lolcow and alleged Pedophile was in there too.



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what's sad is she's right about some things, but wrong because she's defending an actual screeching retard. Ross did this to himself.


This is what bluepill does to you, you start to defend people who can't even function properly on their own, let alone 5 minutes.
She's like his fucking babysitter, I haven't been following this much but they should probably all take his lead and just form a suicide pact.
Polite sage because I don't give any fucks on this topic.


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Second Mr. Metokur Video

Jonathan Ross comes cleans and amits towards his murder fantasies, wanting to shoot up schools, having sexual feelings for children and wanting to harm children.

Also, Ross is not dead after his Febreze suicide stream. He did however shit himself for 2 days from the chemical intoxication.

One of the top comments, comparing Jonathan Ross to Pennywise the Clown:

ArchonSunder 9 hours ago
Georgie chases after his little paper boat to a storm drain.
Ross appears in place of Pennywise.
"So uh, uh, yeah, uh… Georgie… come down here."
Georgie refuses.
"If you don't come down here I'm going to, uh, um, I'm going to get you hacked. My hacker friend will destroy your life.
The Darwin-award-winning Georgie even picks up his bullshit and tells him to get fucked.
Ross screams "AIIIIIEEYEAHUHEHIIIIHUH!" from the storm drain in defeat.
Ross drinks a can of Febreze.
No one still gives a shit.
Georgie moves on and grows up to cure cancer and gets the greatest blow-job in the universe.

The End.


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Don't give bryan credit for anything


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There seems to be nothing really happening with Ross at this time after he supposedly left his assistant job in a local elemantary school for retarded children. But you may care about this.

Jetrex aka Logan Alan Westfall, One of his close friends from his Discord group turned out to be an actual pedoiphile IRL. Suspected to have had sex with up to 3 minors. is currently on 4M dollar bail.





btw Jetrex was the guy with who wore a spiderman costume on facecam, he intentionally withold information from the police that could have landed Ross in Jail back in April and possibly longer.


Why is it always Spiderman and never any other superhero?


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Jonathasn Ross is currently livestreaming on Youtube under the Sinners podcast account. If you ever wanted to talk eye to eye to a mentally insane pedophile, this is your chance.


Does anyone know if Jim is dead?


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possible but unlikely. i thought he just got shadowbanned from twitter again, but apparently he has not posted in over 10 days. who knows.

i would post the twitter of his gf here, but i forgot her handle name. i guess we shall find out soon.


it's weird to me he didn't make a video on Dan Harmon as soon as possible because he hates rick and morty faggots.


T-Thats his gf?


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thats a foto from before 2014 (so i dont know how good she loosk anymore, but allegedly yes, thats Jade. Asian American. Jims punding some chink pussy. her dace is kind of butter but the rest seems alright. his gf is a fascist, likes to watch hitler videos and helps him with livestreams. hates browns asians and gets banned on twitter every other week for racism.

i am starting to think jim might just be taking a vacation. but i guess if he has not tweeted by the end of the month he has abandoned his accounts again. People suspected him to do this ever since bloodsports went to shit.


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Jonathan Elias Ross is a ~20 year old sociopathic pedophile with crippling autism from Orange County, California. Ross father allegedly sexuall and physically abused him, his mother commited suicide. He shat his pants until he was at least 12 years old, is currently living with his grandparents (who both learned to hate him), spends his day unwashed sitting in front of a computer circlejerking with fellow mentally handicapped social outcasts in discord groups, talking about e-fame, drama and CP. Jonathan went to a school for retarded children and never held a job, despite his age. In short, he is one of the nominees for the Darwin awards. If he lived in any other place but (((Commiefornia))), he would probably be dead by now. His hobbies include looking up CP on youtube, emotionally manipulating his friends, romancing functional retards, streaming to no one and writing MLP fiction about fluttershy.

It should be noted that Jonathan Ross is a retard magnet and many of his friends became lolcows in their own right. like Jetrex (the Spiderman suit guy), who is currently serving a jail sentence for actually fucking 2 underage girls repeatedly. In short, Ross* friends are just as bad (if not worse) than him and a whole can of worms on their own.


'Jonathan Ross ED article*

'His Kiwifarms thread'

MLPOL thread

Last known Adress

Jonathan Elias Ross
24383 Landover Road
Laguna Hills, California
Phone: 949-643-1752

'Last known Discord handle in use*

Personal Links

Steam Profiles

'His DAs, (include MLP Fanfiction)


'3 Part Metokur Series on Jonathan Ross*

The Hugbox Chronicles: Rub-A-Dub-Dub - Part I

Bathtub Boy 2: Electric Molestaroo - Part II

Ross 3: Return of the Tub - Part III

'Overhauled Jonathan Ross lolcow thread header.'

Sample of average day to day behavior of Ross


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After being kicked out of his granmothers house in late 2017, Gentlemen and Scholar Jonathan Ross was forced to live in a halfway house.

After being kicked out of there, he was reassigned to a new Halfway house with a personal body guard/ tard wrangler.

Meanwhile, His Grandfather died due to Heart Problems related to Stress with the Ross Drama. Ross Spend most of his time alone, appearing twice on trolling streams on stream.me

the following clip was played recently on a metokur mornign stream. Shows a compilation of footage of Ross getting trolled on Discord, yet again.

After being confronted for illegally recording footage with other people, Ross has a recorded meltdown on Voice chat. His screaming devolves into a satanic orang utan. He screamed so loud he blew out the sound of his microphone. after all this he ended up getting kicked out of the motel he was resting in. This happened in the middle of the night.

This might be the longest and loudest ive ever heard anyone scream without their voice giving out, yelling death threats. Truly Amazing.




What is op's pic supposed to be?



You're Mum ft. Darude Sandstorm

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