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So I was about to fuck my girlfriend yesterday
And we were trying to do sexy talk
I was about to penetrate her
And I said "This is where the fun begins"
Because it sounded cool to me and I forgot where it was from
This made her laugh, roll out from under me, and keep laughing, the mood ruined.
And that's why I didn't get laid yesterday.


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Follow up with. "Say hello to my little friend!"
Make sure to be inside when she's laughing.
Fun makes for good sexy times. After all, why so serious?
Pic. Unrelated.


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>When your mongolian karaoke strip starts to resemble reality


At Least you have a GF Be happy about that.


Good idea, I'll do that next time.
Fuck I hope there's a next time and I haven't permanently fucked this up.
These comics are fucking bizarre and I love them
I really am. She's beautiful, she's smart, I got her to hate niggers and become a "Reading books instead of watching TV means I'm not like other girls" girl, and I'm fucking proud of the fact that I got her to go from a squealing Korrasami fangirl to a proper woman who hates LOK and other shit moderntrash. Some day, I will have so fucking many kids with this woman.


Absolutely don't do this. Jesus Christ.
Learn the art of the female orgasm. Give her one (or two) and then it doesn't matter what you say, you'll be golden.


So the lesson here is - wait until after you're already in before you take any risks


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Wait… better idea.
Time the joke when she is orgasming, or about to orgasm.
With enough time, and effort the pavlovian response will make it so every time she laughs with you that will deepen the bond!

Make sure you can make her orgasm reliably first.

>tfw you crack a joke at a social event, and she just blushes.


How about you worry about giving an orgasm first, and then worry about cracking jokes? Just a suggestion.


This guy gets it. (You) can't put the horse before the cart.

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