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I fucked up
Anonymous
No.11736
11742 11748 11759
So I was about to fuck my girlfriend yesterday
And we were trying to do sexy talk
I was about to penetrate her
And I said "This is where the fun begins"
Because it sounded cool to me and I forgot where it was from
This made her laugh, roll out from under me, and keep laughing, the mood ruined.
And that's why I didn't get laid yesterday.
Anonymous
No.11742
11745 11750 11751
Spoilered
>>11736
Follow up with. "Say hello to my little friend!"
Make sure to be inside when she's laughing.
Fun makes for good sexy times. After all, why so serious?
Pic. Unrelated.
Anonymous
No.11745
11750
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>>11742
>When your mongolian karaoke strip starts to resemble reality
Anonymous
No.11748
11750
>>11736
At Least you have a GF Be happy about that.
Anonymous
No.11750
11751
>>11742
Good idea, I'll do that next time.
Fuck I hope there's a next time and I haven't permanently fucked this up.
>>11745
These comics are fucking bizarre and I love them
>>11748
I really am. She's beautiful, she's smart, I got her to hate niggers and become a "Reading books instead of watching TV means I'm not like other girls" girl, and I'm fucking proud of the fact that I got her to go from a squealing Korrasami fangirl to a proper woman who hates LOK and other shit moderntrash. Some day, I will have so fucking many kids with this woman.
Anonymous
No.11751
11761
>>11742
Absolutely don't do this. Jesus Christ.
>>11750
Learn the art of the female orgasm. Give her one (or two) and then it doesn't matter what you say, you'll be golden.
Anonymous
No.11759
>>11736
So the lesson here is - wait until after you're already in before you take any risks
Anonymous
No.11761
11762
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>>11751
Wait... better idea.
Time the joke when she is orgasming, or about to orgasm.
With enough time, and effort the pavlovian response will make it so every time she laughs with you that will deepen the bond!

Make sure you can make her orgasm reliably first.

>tfw you crack a joke at a social event, and she just blushes.
Anonymous
No.11762
11763
>>11761
How about you worry about giving an orgasm first, and then worry about cracking jokes? Just a suggestion.
Anonymous
No.11763
>>11762
This guy gets it. (You) can't put the horse before the cart.
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