/sp/ - Football

>>11736
Follow up with. "Say hello to my little friend!"
Make sure to be inside when she's laughing.
Fun makes for good sexy times. After all, why so serious?
Pic. Unrelated.

>>11736
At Least you have a GF Be happy about that.

>>11742
Good idea, I'll do that next time.
Fuck I hope there's a next time and I haven't permanently fucked this up.
>>11745
These comics are fucking bizarre and I love them
>>11748
I really am. She's beautiful, she's smart, I got her to hate niggers and become a "Reading books instead of watching TV means I'm not like other girls" girl, and I'm fucking proud of the fact that I got her to go from a squealing Korrasami fangirl to a proper woman who hates LOK and other shit moderntrash. Some day, I will have so fucking many kids with this woman.

>>11742
Absolutely don't do this. Jesus Christ.
>>11750
Learn the art of the female orgasm. Give her one (or two) and then it doesn't matter what you say, you'll be golden.

>>11736
So the lesson here is - wait until after you're already in before you take any risks

>>11751
Wait... better idea.
Time the joke when she is orgasming, or about to orgasm.
With enough time, and effort the pavlovian response will make it so every time she laughs with you that will deepen the bond!

Make sure you can make her orgasm reliably first.

>tfw you crack a joke at a social event, and she just blushes.

>>11761
How about you worry about giving an orgasm first, and then worry about cracking jokes? Just a suggestion.

>>11762
This guy gets it. (You) can't put the horse before the cart.