What do they have to do with football?
John Elway is disappointed in you, Anon.
Yep, all the mascot we need right here.
Is it true what people say about what happens when you say John Elw
You'll have to excuse this anon, he just became more Football than he could possibly have imagined. That's how Football John Elway is, and why the only people who dare say his name either are or inevitably become Denver Broncos. You know what happens when you say John Elway's name without being Football enough? You explode outward in a shower of Footballs, which make everything they collide with more Football. This is how American came to be so Football, in spite of the divegrass game of the same phonetic name which is evil, and only allowed to exist cuz Ponies have been loosely integrated (root for Mlpol u faggots! its this weekend!).