Sage times a thousand, this faggot needs dousing.
OP has suck a thousand dicks
funny how this sounds like a rap song anyway.
Why does OP like dick so much?
I'm a lyrical mastermind, rhyming just to pass the time,
chillin with ponies in kind, tryin' to avoid a life of crime.
slap my dick so hard I go poop in my pants
pull em off and throw em in the crowd while I dance
I love nigger dick so I'm goin to France
might get hit by a truck but I'm takin a chance
[record scratches]