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Well, that reminds me of this one time I was in the club and Discord slapped my waifu's ass. I said, "what are you trying to do there Discord, that's my waifu's ass you're slapping."

Then Discord slaps my waifu's ass again, and he leans in close to me and whispers: "I need about tree fiddy."

Well it was about this time that I realized that Discord was actually a 900 foot tall loch ness monster from the paleozoic era. And I said "God dammit loch ness monster, I ain't giving you no tree fiddy!"

>>53
Watch from the shed like the good little fluttercuck I am.

This is now a rape thread

>>68
Work around

>>66
Why though?

>>70
Because I will destroy this board

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If that's all you've got then you have already failed. If it's not all you got you still have failed

>>76
But, I wanted to do something else....

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Those are some edgy posts, anon. I remember the last time I saw posts that edgy, I asked anon, "Why you being so edgy?" And anon replied, and he said "I'm being this edgy until I get what I need." and I said "What is it that you need, anon?" and anon said "I need about tree fiddy."

Well, it was about this time that I realized that anon was actually a 781 foot tall loch ness monster from the paleostrocious era. And I said to him, I said "God dammit, loch ness monster, I ain't giving you no tree fiddy!"

>>53
Slap his ass to assert dominance.
Then, I grab his bulge and stare right into his eyes to let him know I'm not fucking around.

I kek's, you get a pineapple.

Ever wonder if Flutters finds Discord cute because of all his animal parts?

>>3119
I literally never thought of this and it's prolly true.

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>>3119
It actually makes a lot more sense that way...

I would probably watch in awe as my waifus ass is erased from existence by the massive heat coming from a slap of such creature, it would probably mean the end of the world as we know it as the shockwave released from such impact would resonate on the tectonic plates with such strenght they would break, causing massive tsunamis and vulcans to emerge everywhere on the globe, causing the Holocaust.