/sp/ - >Pinkie Pie starts pushing pop rocks up Gilda's

>Pinkie Pie starts pushing pop rocks up Gilda's ass while giggling
>Rainbow Dash finds this hilarious, she has an idea, returns with a two liter of Sprite and a funnel
>Gilda can't see what's going on, she just knows they're putting things up her ass
>she's pretty mad but she can't do anything atm
>just tough talking but Dash ignores her, Ponk sasses back with cute jokes as she is wont to do
>meanwhile Dash puts the funnel in Gilda's ass, pours the Sprite
>Pinkie Pie is giggling like mad
>there is an odd low rumbling sound, then suddenly
>woosh.jpg
>there is now a pressurized volcanic eruption firing out of Gilda's anus
>Pinkie put like 30 pop rocks in there and Dash dumped the whole 2 liter, this shit looks like the Challenger explosion, no joke
>Gilda is howling incoherently, Rainbow Dash is rolling on the ground in a fit of hysterics. Pinkie is surprised but is laughing as well.
>eventually the force of the blast dislodges Gilda from the fence and she goes flying off into the horizon at top speed, flapping her wings uselessly as she tries to gain control of herself, to no avail
>after Ponk and Dash have laughed themselves silly, they realize they might have gone a little too far
>everypony learns a lesson about friendship or something
>Gilda is never seen in Equestria again

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