>>9189
Thousands of years ago, when Equestria was merely a foaming mass of liquid hot magma, forces congealed inside the Earth's crust that would later become the mighty magnetic hypnocock of John Elway. And so it was that on a warm windy evening, Dan Reeves did explode forth from his mighty wang into the nether regions of Rainbow Dash, and there burst forth a sonic rainboom of pure Football.
Then, later, he ejaculated into her ponut just for good measure, and that which burst forth was the only non-football football officially endorsed by all football, which is the Denver Broncos. This football did later crystalize into a miniature football for all to enjoy at home.
The answer to your question is, as always, the mighty game of Electric Football
Praise Electric Football. Praise Electric American.
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