/sp/ - I've seen this idea on slow boards on 8chan and it

I've seen this idea on slow boards on 8chan and it seems to increase activity so let's try it here. Post in this thread every time you visit /sp/.

I can get down with that.

Oh boy, I'll be posting a lot in here then.

What food should I cook tomorrow /sp/?

>>7192
Spaghetti and meat sauce.
Lightly fry Onions, Garlic, Chilli in a pot (also pepper).
Add ground tomatoes.
Let it simmer for 30-60 minutes.
Add fried minced meat.
Let it simmer some more.
Boil spaghetti.
Then eat and enjoy.

>>7192
You should have a burger

>>7192
Fast to show your devotion to God.

>>7192
Get a crock pot if you don't already have one. Here's what I like to make:

>get a pork roast, usually they're like 8 or 9 bucks
>get a bottle of liquid smoke and some sea salt
>rub pork roast with sea salt
>put that shit in the crock pot
>pour liquid smoke all over the salt rubbed pork roast
>turn on the fucking crock pot
>go do something else for like 3 or 4 hours
>come back home to delicious fucking barbecue pork
>dump some sauce on that shit, serve it on rice, make sandwiches with it, whatever you want faggot, you've earned it

This is way too much work.

>>7317
SLEEP SNUG, BUG

>>7317
sleep tight, pizza

>>7436
There you are! I've been looking all over for you...

>>7437
Not scared...

>>7437
This is not the filly you are looking for.

Going to the store. You guys want anything?

>>7595
Sure, I'll take the unnecessary namefagging with a side of filly.
>>7592
Pic related.

Tourist from hirochan reporting in. I talked to some peeps here after a raid and they told me to come have a look if I was ever bored

>>7598
Welcome you'r secret is safe with us

>>7599
>you'r
>Why keyboard, why do you keep doing this to me

don't mind poner, poner just taking a break from poner thread

Maybe if I chill over here I won't have to write an update tonight...

>>7686
Chill here maaaaan

>>7176
Well, I guess I'm honour-bound to comply, now aren't I?

>>7740
Burn everything.

I came, I posted, I left.

Happy birthday Hitler!

>>7838
Best Korea, best cartoon.

>>7835
This is the best thing I've read in days.

>>7860
looks like someone was on /pol/ the same time as me last night

>>7861
I gave it a spin.
It was pretty shitty that night though...

᚛ᚔ ᚒᚐᚅᚈ ᚈᚑ ᚉᚒᚋ ᚔᚅᚄᚔᚇᚓ ᚏᚐᚔᚅᚁᚑᚒ ᚇᚐᚄᚆ᚜

>>8003
Dammit, image didn't attach correctly

how many of you niBBas had a grilled cheese lately?

>>8033
I do not associate with niggers

Fillies of the highest quality comin' right atcha.

>>8054
Just a rough sketch, but I think I might be Lone-tier some day...
A man can dream, can’t he?

I remember there being an AJ version of this pic. Does anypony have it?

>>8189
Here you go anon hope you enjoy it!

>>8234
HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH AND IT HURTS

>>7176
Alright, I can do that

>>8234
>he's supposed to be the villain

>>8234
>>8238
Marvel has become a parody of itself.

>>8238
Usually, liberals try to twist other ideologies to make them seem more evil, but this guy is pretty much on the nose...
>(((Bankers)))

>>8238
>>8234
Redpillskull

>>8259
This brings flashbacks of plants and thiefs hitting a tree from the back while the knight complains

>>8284
When you say hitting from the back, is that a lewd reference?

>>8285
Rogues do it from behind

Funny how Youtube is now a forum for serious political debate. I wish it was more impartial tho.

>>8356
I need more of this beautiful art.

>>8387
That portraits the male point of view perfectly.
Women are more valuable than men, evolutionary speaking, since one man can impregnate multiple women, but women can only get impregnated by one men every 10 months, the value of women increases.
Of course, the desire of men is to copulate with as much women as they can, so for men all the value that there is in a woman is for him to have a child with her.
All the value a man sees whitin another man is an alliance they can make so both of them get some kind of benefit when it comes to getting women or resources to get women.

Women on the other hand where supposed to be good mothers, a woman might not be the perfect wife but as long as she is a great mother, she would be fullfilling her function.
Get our society to pressure people into not wanting children creating a hostile envriorment for personal growth like our current economy and you get what we have today, a confused society that's slowly losing its sanity.

I don't know what comes next, but it's really interesting to watch all of this unfolding.

>>8442
I especially like the second one, it reminds me of that one guy who fused with his sofa

>>8446
>it reminds me of that one guy who fused with his sofa
wut

>>8447
Searched for it and found it...
>I think I must have suppressed the memory of reading about it
Obese Ohio Man Dies After Being Fused to Chair for 2 Years
http://archive.is/aE6d5

>>8448
That is horrifying.

>>7264
Wowee you sure are an edgy faggot

>>8503
Those look pretty fake.

>>8511
You speak as though there's any doubt.

>>8544
D I S T I N G U I S H E D
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>>8544
>Mattis
His eyes are like pools of darkness.

>>8546
He's seen darkness clearly, and he's willing to fight it, no matter what it takes.

I'm so ronery so ronery so ronery and sadry arone.

>>8563
Clean your room, anon.

>>8564
But I already did and I am still ronery.

>>8572
Ironically defending your point of view is the lowest argument possible. Why should I take what some mouthbreathing 30 year old Boomer takes seriously if he's crying and laughing at the joke he's turned himself into?

Getting flood detected, heh.

sp is a boring board, UB is better

One more visit for the log.

>>8668
Abuseniggers pls leave

>>8684
Is this time to duel?

How to improve this site and the board?
I think the catalog is too large and that makes the board even more stagnant that it even is

>>8746
>.. and a cloud
lol

>>8745
Really it's just the nogs here that are the issue. The Africans that have made it over here on their own from Africa are usually respectable enough people.

>>8766
The only successful, intelligent, human niggers are the brownish ones who've had most of the black idiocy bred out of them.
Their IQ has raised from nigger-tier to Jew-tier, and they cry racism 24/7.
Rare black people leave black culture behind entirely, and evolve sentience and free will. They are resented by black society for "Acting White" and they are called "Uncle Tom" by their former brothers.
The blacker someone is, the stupider he/she/it is.

>>8767
Tell that to their children you fucking faggot civcuck.
Muh based second generation. Read some Aus news, fucking Judeo-Nigger.

>>8768
Meant for civcuckery 8766

>>8766
They can stay in their own countries.

>>8784
Thank you wifi Jesus

>>8784
Thank you WiFi Jesus

>>8841
Why did they have to ruin it?

>>8847
Normies ruin everything.
They came in at a rate faster than they could be assimilated; eventually, there was no culture to assimilate them into.

>>8848
That's the best thing about /mlpol/. Normies will never come here, and if they do, they will quickly leave.

>>8957
Been far too long since I'v seen footage from Dessert Storm. Many thanks for posting.

some comfy Manehattan.

>>9057 Damn I should of not got caught out by this but all I saw was Toki and I thought I would be safe

>>9058
ten heaps for ten dollars?!? holy shit sold

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>9077
How insightful.

>>9077
JEW JEW JEW JEW JWE JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW

>>9079
Ew a Jew he might sue.

>>9129
Kek. I could believe it.

>>7176
G A S A L L F U R F A G G O T S

>>9131
This but unironically.

>>9132
Who said anything about it being ironic?

>>9135
>Alba is Latin for white
>You could literally translate this guy's name as "White Hitler"
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>9138
Cursed images?

I fucking hate niggers.

>>9168
I hate homosexuals.

>kills /ptg/
Nothing personal kid

>>9171
/ptg/ and reddit, double-tapped by John Elway

I'm a big guy, I like a quick fly
I like them thick thighs.
I spoke to the cia, the agency filed names, flight plan don't list bane?
How you shoot a man before throwing him out a plane?
I'm a big guy, I'm inappropriate
I like crashing planes with my associates
Bring some explosives and watch this blow bitch
When I Invade the cockpit and crash this whole trip

>>9177

hopefully soon as a princess

>>9203
uniroicly why live?

>>9212
The trick is to live ironically.
Life is just a series of consecutive shitposts.

>>9217
This. I can guarantee that if you are living unironically, you will never truly be happy. Learn to laugh at shitty jokes. Keep smiling even through the worst of it, and deep down believe that it's going to get better. Even when it doesn't, you can always laugh at yourself for being so naive.

>>9217
>>9218
i dont know guys with the state of (((modern women))) it seems like the race is going to die out and it black pills the fuck out of me even thinking about it.

>>9221
Whites aren't dying out anytime soon. We've still got a chance to keep fighting the good fight for the next couple centuries.
In the meantime, I'll be shitposting like I normally do.

>>9277
I saw something about that on 4chan, that furry guy is some team mascot the left is trying to turn into their version of Pepe or some shit. I feel like this is something we should coopt to our own purposes.

Their memes are as cringy as ever I see. The unfunny, shit writing completely devoid of both irony and humor, combined with the fact that someone with actual skill clearly put a reasonable amount of effort into drawing this makes this probably the left's worst attempt at meme creation to date.

t. meme connoisseur

>>9281
I suddenly think its time for Smokey the Bear to be appropriated by the Right

>>9277
>>9281
Triple kek, that is the most retarded looking character I have ever seen. Looks like a cross between Chewbacca and Jabba the Hutt. Basically could be a retarded character in a two-bit cartoon whose only purpose is to cause mayhem and be comic relief.

Also is basically the exact opposite of Pepe. Pepe represents the everyman. He's ugly but in an endearing, humble way. He can show any emotion but is typically subdued, which is why he's almost always either dour or smug. Pepe just wants a regular life with friends and vidya games but the mess of modern society forces him to take action.

This schizophrenic, sociopathic sasquatch is the opposite. His design is needlessly complex, the only expression he takes is lunacy, and he goes around killing at random. Actually, this is the perfect mascot for the Left. Good choice by them.

>>9282
>be smokey the bear
>Be 2020
>Be the 9th Forrest fire this month
>head into a large city
>see a sign "Welcome to San Francisco"
>heads into a store
>see a TV
>"this is an emergency alert please evacuate the fire is headed your way!. Black block Peaceful protesters set a fire because of trump."
>flees to another city
>heads to the center of town
>finds a group of people
>gives a impassioned speech,on nature and its beauty
>gets pelted with bottles and bricks
>gets called a "Fascist,and a bigot"
>run off into a Forrest
>one of them throws a Molotov at me
>the Forrest is on fire
>runs past a "man" with a fur suit mask on his head raping a dog on the edge of the forest
>anger burns within me as i see this
>something snaps
>swipes him with my bear claws
>flees deeper into the Forrest
>be later that night
>Jewgles fascist
>1st result
>"4/pol/"
>be 2025
>has taken up the swastika to help the whites fight the brown hordes
>be Leader of Death Squad 1488
>get sent on a mission to take out some local (((leadership)))
>get to a dark snow covered Forrest
>kill your way through the low level negroid and mestizo npcs
>get to the cabin hes at
>make it to the (((leadership)))
>See a chair facing the window
>walk up to the chair
>turn it around
>Oh Shit its Burnt corpse
>corpse starts beeping
>"oh shit!"
>dives into the hallway as the room is engulfed in flames
>has to flee the house as the fire is quickly spreading
>lose more than half your team in the resulting Forrest fire

>>9285
>runs past a "man" with a fur suit mask on his head raping a dog on the edge of the forest
>anger burns within me as i see this
>something snaps
Yeah, that's about what my reaction was

>>9291
Kek, they're actually doing it. We probably can sit back and let the muppet bring them down, though a few clever works of him starting fires or beheading people would do wonders.

>>9294
We could start using the muppet to turn the left against itself. You know, create OC of the muppet purging other "ideologically incompatible" positions within the left and push it HARD down their own throats.

>>9291
Jesus Christ that transgender puppet is a bad meme.
>imagine being a leftist
>this "thing" is forced upon you as the "mascot" you should rally behind
>you are forced to agree with all the idiots that are promoted as speakers and put there to speak on your behalf
It is a wonder they still have any supporters. But then again leftists believe that more of the wrong policies will eventually work out, so logic is not their strong suit.

/pol/ is already subverting it

>>7317
snug slep buggo

>>9391
There were 3190 frames.
These are the last 9 of them.
Would have taken nearly an hour at that speed.

>>9277
Funny how the artist took the time to draw the burning guy's dick...

>>9399
funny how you noticed...

>>9277
5,000 hours in MS paint

>>9412
Very funny.
Although it's really the opposite of what RWSS does.

>>9414
I know, I had to work with what they gave me

>>9565
>Twinut in Celestia-box
What did he mean by this?

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>8665
This was really funny. I didn't know about this. Who knew visiting sp would actually give something.

>>9192
BIG IROOOOOOOON

The Left is Pissed we stole the Gay antifa meme
https://www.bitchute.com/video/rfuk87B7X_Y/

>>9624
I guess they never miss

>>9643
I cant get this to fill in, someone post a filled version
i swear by the gods if its another fucking happy merchant

>>9759
Yeah, whoever did it is an idiot.

>>7192
I dont care that this post is 9 months old, y'all are having steak

>>9761
This makes me want a steak.

>>9764
This can't be real.

>>9764
Okay, it isn't. I'm just retarded.

>>9763
This is going to be glorious.

>>9761
Ketchup is the only real steak sauce.

>>9770
>not the blood of your enemies

>>9763
Sonichu movie when?

>>9770
You're a monster

>>9809
That truly is the best meme of them all

>>9878
Little sister is based AF

>>9861
Based and Elwaypilled

>>9911
Where does all of the water go?

>>9923
its held in by the firmament

I don't care for niggers.

How can we grow this board?

>>9954
More memes and board-specific content.

>>9955
You heard the man. Have you all accepted our lord and savior John Elway into your life, yet?

>>9948
Thanks Anon, you have no idea how much I needed that laugh.

>>9954
We should do some raids.

>>9955
I could make a game about John Elway, but I need some ideas.

>>9977
You know what goes great with a game about John Elway? The Denver Broncos. And any game about John Elway would have to be a video game about 100% Football and spreading American. Seriously chump, it could be about gathering all the Footballs because John Elway has all the Footballs, but there was a time where he didn't have all the Footballs so the game could involve John Elway exploring a 2d side-scrolling world, gathering up all the Footballs the way Sonic the Hedgehog gathers rings, except instead of rings it would be Footballs. Or perhaps it could be an overhead game like the Legend of Zelda, except you won't see John Elway wearing some sissy skirt and tights.
Another idea would be for John Elway to be on a quest to spread Football and teach the world about American and thwart the vile Seattle Seahawks, who are not Football. Along the way he could gather the Denver Broncos unto him like Assassin's Creed, except instead of assassins, they would be Denver Broncos. What's the difference, you might ask. Both are murderous and unstoppable you might add, but the Denver Broncos don't kill you with stealth and acrobatics, they kill you with American, shoving a Football down your throat and forcing you to become more Football.
Whatever type of game, it should definitely involve the Football Olympics, as well as the great and holy land of Mile High, in the legendary state of Denver, in the sovereign nation of American and Football, Colorado. What's that? Colorado is a state? Not when John Elway gets done from his magical mystery tour!
So chow down on all this knowledge of Football and John Elway and realize that no game about John Elway could ever match the glory of John Elway, he's just too Football and his American is unstoppable.
>t. Denver Broncos

>>9977
What kind of game?

>>9978
>>9979
Alright, I have now a general idea how the game will look like.
It will be a 2d Jump & Run, with open-world elements in it. It will also have some special events/battles that have different controls and fighting methods. The story is about John Elway searching for his good old friend John Madden. During that he finds out about /mlpol/ and helps them survive after they got deleted when 1 April ended. And then things happen. I don't want to talk about the story too much, it would ruin the experience.
Some weeks ago I started to make a game, which also contains John Elway, but he only has a minor role. It will be released before the next /pol/eague probably...
When I'm finished with that game, I will start to make this one.

Why do Jews feel the need to do shit like 9/11? It just isn't cool.

>>9977
Put this jpeg in the background somewhere

>>9999
>not posting Cirno

>>10032
>True capitalist radio
Good times.

>>10210
Worst princess

Lie down ball ponty ask four two more ball. What do?

>>10214
Is this real?

>>10297
Got any beer?

>>10299
It looks like, no this couldn't be. Its definitely not pee.

>>10325
"Read Seej faggot"

>>10371
I'm a bit confused at what happened at the end, why did the guy end up going for the slut? Am I looking at it wrong?

>>10375
It's a parody of the actual video.
The video you're looking at depicts a dystopian reality.

>>10376
Ah, I haven't seen the original for context. Would you mind spoonfeeding me just this once and linking it?

>>10382
Sorry m8. I don't have it.
I just remember that vid being made in response to the original vid getting shoahed by YouTube.

>>10392
God I love this song. Classic CYBERNΔZI song. Great ending to the video. Good message no matter what the optics cucks say.

Did this thread hit bump limit?

>>10423
Evidently not.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll
have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've
been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over
300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper
in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another
target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has
never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think
you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think
again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies
across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better
prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little
thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just
with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed
combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine
Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the
face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what
unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down
upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you
couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

/sp/ - Football

Yea, for the Denver Broncos are Football Now and Forever

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