Hey there, sugar cube. Has I ever told y'all about the Denver Broncos? Well, the Denver Broncos was football e'en afore there was football. Back when I was just a little filly, the universe was void and without form on account a'how there wasn't any football. But then this nice feller Dan Reeves a'came inside my friend Rainbow Dash, and then she had herself a baby named John Elway, who exploded footballs outta his fifteen inch peener and invented football itself, and that's how the Pegasi, Unicorns and Earth Ponies all learned to stop fighting and love football. Football.
Praise Equestria an’ praise football.