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Weird and Wacky Dreams
Anonymous
No.15568
15875
Post any especially strange, memorable, or vivid dreams you have here! Technically this could go on /vx/ but it's less about interpreting the paranormal in dreams and more about just showing off your unconscious creative outlet. Writing down your dreams is a good habit to develop and this is the best place to share.

I'll start:
Last night I dreamt that I was sitting in a car in the suburban neighborhood I grew up in except there were Chinese police around for whatever reason. I decided spontaneously to be rude to them (or commit a very petty crime in front of them, I’m not sure which) and make a getaway, though I knew the risk of getting caught was high. On the street corner was Adam West’s Batman who tried to stop me and ran to open my door as I accelerated but I distracted him by throwing out a tiny scented firecracker. I got on the main road and fell into worry that getting caught by the long arm of the law was inevitable so I thought to just give myself up peacefully, but because I was going at a leisurely pace and trying to follow traffic rules to the best of my ability I was not actually found. In fact, the cop car “chasing” me went on the ramp to the highway just ahead of me; in this setting this was incredibly lucky because he never suspected I was behind him. Also for some reason the highway connected the whole solar system but I was prepared for the long journey because I had a lot of water bottles. As I “left” the earth’s atmosphere (despite the police’s aim to prevent that) there was a transition to a sort of branching tree map to the outer solar system (sort of like pic related but more abstract and without color) and beyond with destinations marked in number of days to get there. I essentially fast-forwarded through all of this, went directly to “deep space” and wound up at a cozy small library with a fireplace and leather armchairs. I happened to meet the new cardinal of Argentina as I heard over a radio that the people of Argentina still consider Pope Francis as “their cardinal,” so I decided to be nice and actually respect him; then we read our respective books. Then I woke up.
Anonymous
No.15570
>>15568
Yeah, okay.
>Be me
>Hanging out at the mall with these two big tiddy doth girls I knew in high school
>We're fucking around, checking out the firing range set up around back, I get handed a McDonalds coupon but I fucking hate McDonalds so I try to pass it on to someone else
>We go into gamestop and we're checking out CDs and movies (yeah, I know) and I come across officially licensed Evangelion content
>I pick it up, and it's a fucking blue-ray of some meme somebody made about Evangelion
>Five minutes of oc for twenty fucking dollars, and you can find it on youtube for free
>Laugh about it with my goth friends
>Dream ends
>Wake up and really need to shit

Anonymous
No.15582
>Back in high school
>Playing DND with this kid I kinda knew
>In the dream he had some connection to a thread I was posting in
>He's allergic to peanuts, accidentally eats pranut brittle and fucking dies
>Tell thread he's fucking dead
>wake up in dream
>still back in high school
>Ask guy I hardly know if other guy was in class yesterday
>Yeah lmao
>An anticlimactic dream within a dream, guy was fine
Anonymous
No.15685
15696
I had a dream that I was talking to my mom last night. We discussed some literature, shared a hug or two, and ordered a pizza.
She's been dead for four years, I cried my eyes out when I woke up.
Anonymous
No.15696
15705
>>15685
Had a similar dream with my grandpa a while back, except he took me for a drive in his old truck instead. I had a similar reaction upon waking up, but I was able to contain myself before I completely lost control. Hope you're holding up well, my dude.
Anonymous
No.15704
I very rarely recall dreaming at all (as in a few times a year) but I vividly remember last night dreaming of sitting in my filled bathtub fully dressed, lying back and my clothes weighing me down while I struggled to pull myself back up and very much not being able to breathe. I remember that things happened before that but don’t remember any of it except for driving a stolen bus for some reason.
Anonymous
No.15705
>>15696
Some days better than others.
Anonymous
No.15714
Maybe I'm OP
I had a dream where I was going to obscure spots around parks in China, sometimes at night because I like to explore and I don’t like the constraints of China’s urban geography. I also practiced getting over stuff like with parkour. However, this picked up the bad notice of a surveillance agency which didn’t like what I was doing, even though I had not done anything technically illegal. So the head of the agency plotted to put me in a compromising position where either I would have to consent to being constantly surveilled or I could be killed as a public threat.
For whatever reason, there was an emergency armory for agents in a prominent public spot with the door being open and the guard being inattentive. Because I felt like my life was in danger I borrowed a shotgun similar to the one in Half-Life and no one noticed. At twilight I went to a part of a large wooded park that had no buildings or really anyone around, and for whatever reason this was in New England now. Soon after I’m classified as a suspicious person and am ordered to be arrested. Some agents coming at me, however, appeared little interested in due process and were shooting at me. I shot back, and fortunately some bystanders with guns also return fire, killing the agents. Somehow I’m vindicated because apparently the head of the agency was so corrupt that he used public funds to buy a PMC in exchange that they send the hit squad after me. I was interviewed in Shanghai then I woke up.
Anonymous
No.15857
Had a dream where I was traveling down a road and the toll booth closed just as I was getting close to it. My mom and I got out of the car and the guy on staff let us inside, revealing a beautiful if dilapidated space that was very lived in. There were plants everywhere, legos scattered around on the floor that someone's kid had built, etc. The entryway for our vehicle disappeared, now termination in a small garage for the toll booth runner. I went outside to retrieve my car so that I cpuld drive to the other side and pick up my mom, but reality began to crumble at this point and the roads were flooded with water. I never made it to the other side of the booth, I just woke up.
Anonymous
No.15858
I had a dream a couple of nights ago where I and a group of friends were in a town with a zombie outbreak (the supernatural kind of undead, not the infection kind) looking for information or something (sort of like Resident Evil). Most of this was in a large brick-and-mortar building that was later revealed to be a school. After a bunch of combat and sneaking about I suddenly went back in time to several days prior, where I learned that it was a magic school and a mishap caused the outbreak. I warned them about this and went back to the present, where I and my team grabbed our loot and went out through the mostly deserted roads. As we approached the outskirts were was less and less danger and you could find gatherings of people, even including a nightclub. I woke up shortly before I reached my car.
Anonymous
No.15868
15869 15874
Ended up having a dream last night where the entire thing took place in my room, in my bed. It started off with me sitting there and messing with a lego set (rock raiders/power miners combined) while I was also in the middle of a discord call on my phone. After a while, I ended up taking a minifigure rock monster and throwing it across the room for some reason. Apparently, this got me in the mood for some lewd things, because I then took my pony plush under the covers to eat her out. Right as things were getting good though, my mom shows up, rips off the sheets, and starts yelling at me about how what I was doing was disgusting or something. However, when I looked down, I saw that my plushie was no longer there and was instead an energy sword and a covenant carbine, both from H2A. Then I woke up, wrote all this down, and held on to it until I just remembered to post about it now.

Anybody have any fucking clue what I was on to dream all that?
Anonymous
No.15869
15874 15880
>>15868
>playing with legos
>discord
>lewd things with a plush
>living with your mom
Yep, you've got the autisms
Anonymous
No.15874
15877 15880
>>15869
This.
>>15868
Do you still play with legos irl?
Anonymous
No.15875
15877 15941
>>15568
I may say that I never dream, or to be more precise, I dream once every 10 years, btw, I'm really old.
What this means?
Anonymous
No.15877
15880
>>15874
Being creative with Lego and testing out engineering concepts is fine, but if you're just playing with pre-made sets as an adult then you might have a problem.
>>15875
People dream differently, I have relatives who dream rarely.
Anonymous
No.15880
>>15869
Oh shit, oh fuck! Not the autism, it's totally not like this wasn't unexpected!

>>15874
Not often, but when I get the urge to build something the legos I still have help.

>>15877
I don't mess around with the premade sets much, just fuck around with the pieces I already have. I just remember the sets because I got a few of them when I was younger and thought they were the best thing ever.
Anonymous
No.15941
>>15875
>I'm really old
How old?