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Lolcow Indictment - KingCobraJFS - Lazy Eyed Satanist Incel/ Longform Streamer
Anonymous
No.14761
14797

Did you ever wonder what would happen if Styxhexenhammer had a retarded lefty brother who streamed his life away eating grease burgers in a dirty apartment?
Well, wonder no more.

I Present you KingCobra JFS, a toxic e-begger cow with assburgers who copes with his unwarranted self-importance by pretending to be a womanizing literaly demon wizard on the internet. Imagine someone with a DSP business Model, a light Chris Chan Mindset and the stubborn idiocy of Kittystyle while rocking a hot topic grimy goth look.

Josh has been streaming en masse since at least 2013. Much of his content has been archived and highlighted. He was until i discovered him via Danknet one of the most obscure cows with a long term dedicated Detractor community i have seen in years. He was documented for lolcow purposes since at least 2016, with him gaining enough infamy since summer 2018 to be more widely recognized.

Ever since his covered in 2019, Cobra is getting more notorious by the month. If you were looking to get into a new cow or a toxic streamer to detract from, this hairy chameleon provides you with a wealth of unintentional comedy and some of the best Highlight clip channels i have witnessed ever since i got into cow herding. He produces milk practically daily and is easy to find on youtube and facebook, with an engaged and active troll community to boot. Also, dont look into his left eye. It sees the darkness...


Biography
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No.14762
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>Power Word
Joshua Faye Saunders
"Sexy Gothic Bad Boy King Kobra JFS" (refering to himself in the third person)

>Age
in his mid to late 20´s

>Gender
male

>Sexuality
heterosexual
often mistaken for homosexual or transsexual due to his clothing habits and putting on make up
vocal about his dislike for homosexuals

>Family
father & step mother (in active contact, live in a seperate place)
biological mother (said to be psychotic)
very resentful about not being in a relationship for more than 2 years

>Ethnicity
- white
- suspected to be of Irish Decent

>religion
- Christianity (formerly)
- Judaism (via conversion for job aquisition, allegedly formerly)
- surface level Satanism (currently)

>political Ideology
- liberal Democrat with SJWisms
- Uses Socjus Rhetoric and Talking Points
- Marijuana Advocate

>location
Casper, Wyoming (USA)
lives on his own in a low income apartment complex

>Afflictions
- Aspergers syndrome (light to medium)
- Autism
- Lazy Eye (Left)
- Tricateria (self-inflicted hair loss)
- denial about his general hair loss

>Profession(s)
- retard on state welfare (suspected)
. Dishwasher at local Fast Food Restaurants (formerly)
- streamer/IRL Streamer
- Sells poorly made Magic Wands on Etsy for profit

>Personality
- aware of his retardation
- heavy tobacco abuser (cigarettes, pipe, chew)
- addicted to sugary drinks and greasy food, in particular Phone Order Pizza
- Anger Management issues, in general and when dealing with trolls
- deeply embarrassed/offended by sexual subjects and/or women/couples
- regularly goes on deleting sprees of his own content out of sudden embarrassment

>Hobbies
- being an esoteric goth
- putting on face paint and wearing mall goth attire
- unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter (believes in magic and curses)
- poorly cooking disgusting food
- playing guitar
- listen to heavy metal, goth metal in particular
- owns an actual ventriloquist puppet that he uses on stream

>Misc
- 10 year legacy, mostly documented by remarkly detractor channels
- suffers from unwarrented self importance, yet has insecurity issues, unironically thinks hes a youtube celebrity
- often goes on great rants about women and being rejected by them
- has an impersonator in the likes of Liquid Chris, complete with own Youtube Channel
- degenerate friend circle full of drug addicts, furries, alcoholics and retards
- likes to start drama feudes with other low tier youtubers
- regularly gets send gift boxes from fans and trolls, often ends up destroying the insides including expensive pedo sex dolls and other sex toys

>other
- has a snake tattoo on this lower left arm
- likes to massban stream audience for trolling or perceived slights
- suspected falseflagger
- earn at least parts of his income from e-begging and selling trash to trolls
- was swatted in 2019
- reverse suicide baiter ("i cant kill myelf because of my fans.)
- owns his own subreddit
- his own "fanbase" has an ambivalent relationship with him and often goads him into content and drama without him realising
>does at least 1 stream/irl stream/food review per day, varying anywhere between 5 minutes to 2+ hours, sometimes includes quests

Links, Streams and Third Party Intel Sources
Anonymous
No.14763
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>KingCobra JFS Kiwifarms thread
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kingcobrajfs-josh-saunders.22713/

>Archive
http://archive.ph/4PzlT

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>King Cobra Wiki and Timeline (Last Updated in 2016
https://kingcobrajfs.fandom.com/wiki/KingCobraJFS_Wikia
https://kingcobrajfs.fandom.com/wiki/History_and_Timeline

>Archive
http://archive.ph/Vwy65

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>A Major Detractor Channel with regular high quality uploads
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC35BNoSqtV52s6g6Xglj4cA

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>Saunders' Youtube Channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM8fUqXSiVVED84-HllUXbg

>Main Facebook Page/Stream (but not the only)
https://www.facebook.com/KingCobraJFS/

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>Liquid Kobras Channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_tQWroSTjZBxRD36PsahkQ

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>Twitter Handle
https://twitter.com/gothickingcobr4

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>Leddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/kingcobrajfs/

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>Archives for his music
http://web.tunecore.com/music/king_cobra

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>Archive for his fakebook streams
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Dwf2O7yLVshUKQn2fhagA


Recommended Video
Anonymous
No.14764
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>The Legacy of KingCobraJFS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IHPqReqboo
1 hour

A video introductions on the cow and its basic lore, made by Danknet in September 2019.
IncelQueerCuckbreh getting frustrated at women
Anonymous
No.14765
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>KingCobraJFS "Stop Staring at Me!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sb17Y4X9Sw&list=UU35BNoSqtV52s6g6Xglj4cA&index=11

Made by Bite Size Cobra Videos in August 2019
4 and half minutes highlight clip
Anonymous
No.14766
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>Liquid Kobra Detractor stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X9Ew4oU1Ic
2 hours

Anonymous
No.14767
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Saunders getting JULAY'd by a female gothic youtuber as of Summer 2018, part 1 of 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_97vzfmF4qE


Archive
Anonymous
No.14768
_sp_ - Lolcow Indictment - KingCobraJFS - Lazy Eyed Satanist Incel_ Longform Streamer.pdf

http://archive.ph/3m7os

Archive Link and PDF for this thread for reposting purposes.
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No.14785
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BEST OF 2019 COMING SOON (Teaser created by SeizureRobot5000).webm

>3 hour fail compilation of Cobras worst moments of 2019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6t85latr6k
made by Bitesize Cobravids


Anonymous
No.14796
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https://youtu.be/C7vrhndVXKU

Cobra contemplating to beat up the sister of his best friend (*stabbing and slicing)

apparently Carolyn is a mother of 3, with no job, does not pay rent, cant parent her children properly and recently had twins of hers dying in her uterus. Cobra being a ladiesman made fun of her for it until she cried. he afterwards threatens to gangstalk her with his youtube fans.

all this over a bit of food she send Josh via her brother.
Anonymous
No.14797
14799
>>14761
I'm not sure what to feel. I can't help being impressed with the confidence he has. One thing no one can take from him is that he has no qualms about being himself.
Anonymous
No.14799
14800
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>>14797

On one hand, you could say that.

On the other, I would say, its an grossly inflated ego. A fake one, too. Thats at least the impression after i watched a few hoursful of highlighted content about him. Saunders had problems with people since he was a child. Thats one thing. Dragging himself onto the internet in public and making a spectacle out of himself that gets continuously worse is something else entirely.

Literally flipping out over nothing, Wildly threatening people with violence and death, his habits of selling selfmade trash for money (and thinking its a real job), virtue signaling about random SJW shit nobody should care about and his attitude of banning people for perceived trolling and than talking smack afterwards gives me personally enough points of contention to judge him as more malicious than pitiful.

What Saunders Needs is to get a proper facewiping from someone who does not take his wax on tardy potter bullshit. His likebar speaks volumes about that. According to his detractors, 2019 was arguably his worst year yet. Would not surprise me if he gets himself into a rape Scandal this year. This dude cant even buy groceries without making some woman scream at him.

Anonymous
No.14800
>>14799
I haven't watched too much, only a few of the compilations, but I can't disagree with anything you say.

>What Saunders Needs is to get a proper facewiping from someone who does not take his wax on tardy potter bullshit.
It is highly likely he won't be particularly fazed by it given his ego. From the little I've seen I think he has an knack of writing stuff like that it off as an hater or troll.
But given that he pre-opens packages and pre-views videos before making "reaction videos" might hint that the facade is cracking a bit.
Josh dyes his hair black without help
Anonymous
No.14813
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>KingCobraJFS - Cobra Classics: The Infamous Hair Dye Video

Full Stream - 64 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWnqfqeejSI

Highlight clip - 11 minutes
https://youtu.be/9ELpTHMamGE

Original Streamed in March 2013

Josh decides its time to level up from a mall emo to a mall goth, covering his luscious locks and shoulders with slag from the local chemical plant. At least he was smart enough to use gloves. Nevermind all the dirt near his face and eyes.

Detractor stream series about Cobra
Anonymous
No.14826
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>Snake Bones ep. 5: Josh and Autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DELq8EpMjpc

Serial Detractor Seizure Robot 5000 and various guests talk about the wild subjects of the Cobraverse in a fine cowboy atmosphere.

I listened into some and its good stuff, he even made a stream with Bitesize. This is at least on the level of stream.me detractor streams, if not above. Fine production quality too with custom animations and clips.
Anonymous
No.14848
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>Local Access Television: GothicKingCobra52's "Chi Ball"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMcutG87WhY

Josh explains the science behind a Naruto Chi Ball. 8 minutes
by the looks of it this video was recorded some time around or before 2013 when he was still living at this fathers place.
he was around 20 years old at the time of this video.
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No.14876
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvhchxHUCA0

an hour long mini documentary about Saunders from early 2014,
before he took a deep dive into cow depravity.He was by no means normal compared to a normal person,
but look at him then and now. the difference is almost frightening.