/sp/ - Football

>>12007
I prefer a Penne.

No fucking idea what that means.

>>12009
Appreciate the context. Thanks.

>>12007
I prefer a penne.

I prefer a penne.

>>12007
I prefer a Penne
DSP will reign forever as a video game God

>>12007
I prefer a Penne

I brefer a benne :DDD

I prefer a penne

DSP seems to be ready to outlive everyone at this point no matter what he does

I prefer a Penne

DSP about to literally outlive mumkey jones as the superior business man and boyfriend. This message is approved by the Admin of Kiwifarms.

>>12192
Heil our Eternal Fuhrer DSP, May He Reign or 10,000 Years. Heil Null the Obersturmführer.

i prefer a penne

I prefer a penne

>>12007
i prefere a penne, with dick lightning. Bugged typing mechanics

An Important Message From DarksydePeterson.

I prefer a penne

>>12656
I did not realize how much I needed this in my life until I heard it. Is this legit? Or just a really fucking good impression of the kermit dad?

>>12996

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/notjordanpeterson-com.60001/

It was legit enough for Peterson to threaten a lolsuit over it.
This stuff is called "Deep Fakes".
People like Jarbo The Hutt and Earjuice make use of this to create videos.
What a time to be alive.

With enough source material and effort you can make practically anyone say everything.

>>12997
I know this isnt the right thread to ask in, but by chance do you have the Peterson moonman deep fake?

>>13052

i fear i do not own many DFP files, but heres two fragments i found on a discord server where people talked about it

i amn unaware if someone cut this together into the whole song

>>13053
i've heard rumors about a full song.

>>13414

absolutely brilliant. Now we know what caused the incident 2016.

https://pigpiggo.net

His Lordliness, Philip Burnell of Seatlle, continues to be a valedictorian entrepreneur who gives birth to new ways you can ejoy technology. What a time to be alife.

in short
DSP now has his own Search Engine.
this is not a joke

Philip Burnell is getting Sued by a Bank from Connecticut over refusal to pay for his trashed Khando.

This comes only a few weeks after accidental Desktop leaks that showed phils attempts to write an appeal latter on the subject and his failure to properly document his income since 01/2018. He abandoned payments for the property in Autumn of 2019. The Bank files the suit less than 3 months later by November.

If this suit goes through without settlement this may be the beginning of the End for Phil. Finally. Good Riddance.

+++

>Initial Mail Leaks from last weekend
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HY9NYBUgzsI

>Court Documents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxdlAPS_XhM

>DSP live reaction to leaks on stream + streamchat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjC9aV--bss

The exact Tax Amount is now a banned word on his stream.

+++

Phil now owes 100.000 Dollars in open payments + 15.000 Dollar in legal fees.

No Taxes are owed towards the object.

Keep in mind DSP earned easily over 150k each year for the past 10 years.
Despite this, phil failed to pay up less than a quarter of the total loan amount. Despite living in the object for 5 years in is pretty clear that Phil never intended to pay this debt of, despite his unnaturally high income.

This isolated incident also DOES NOT cover:
- his financial problems regarding his Mansion in Seattle he bought in 2014
- his multiple cars
- high living expenses
- years long Business Tax Problem for Washington state
- suspected incidents of business fraud and funds mismagement

This is now definitive proof that DSP is at leats 6 digits in the red.

KIwifarms exposed information on Philip Burnell that he racked up a gambling debt between 20.000,00 to 40.000,00 US Dollars for a variety of Appstore Mobile Games, Including (but not limited to ) A Wrestling Themed Puzzle Game. These financial damages were were caused in a time span of likely less than 2 years between 2016 and 2018. This was during the time perior where he ended his long term relationship with his Fiancee Lianna and drowned his sorrows in Gin, before he met his currently horse. It should be noted that Phils mobile gamling debt of 2 years surpassed the mortgage payments for the Kahndo of 10 years by up to 12.000 dollars.

Phil denies all allegations and reacted poorly to the leaks, banning anyone who even mentioned it. In a big brained power moved he used his public twitter handle as his nickname on both the chat service Discord and the Appstore, where he can be found sitting at rank 4 of the global leaderboards. Besides the obvious name recognition, that was down the the letter, Kiwifarms also got hold of his payments and fed his discord messages into a speech recognition software, that allegedly has never been wrong and found him to be a 98% match.

Neithet the Discord Account nor the Appstore account provided any proof or evidence that they are NOT, as they say, Philip Burnell, despite this being painfully easy to prove. I have also heard word that the Discord Server of the WWE Puzzle Guilde "Uselessness" underwent a mass banning spree before it was ultimately deleted.

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>Memo Nutshell video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REioMeNn7mk

>Background lore with evidence, including Phil admitting to playing the games in questions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6uO35GXgho

>Commentary Video from Argent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh8Jug7JX_0

>Toxic live Reaction to the leaks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDuNZpjx3JU

2019 Graph of Days with 100 or more bans, with annotations

+++ DSP ADMITS 101K BANK LOLSUIT IS REAL +++

Plans to file for 10 year private bankruptcy in 2020. Divorce from Mister Khet may be pending soon.

Tidal wave of detractor videos expected after 4 hour long toxic begging meltdown stream adressing the situation.

+++

>DSP EXPLODES On State Of The Stream After Admitting Bankruptcy
https://youtu.be/zxg44RPiCmM
31 minutes

>Mad at the Internet (January 17th, 2020)
https://youtu.be/AiQvBss_gf4
65 minutes

+ more details on phils 5 figures mobile gambling addiction

BANKRUPTCY SAGA IS LIVE!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0xy886PRxuw

Philip P. Burnell has officially filed for Chapter 7 Private Bankruptcy. The Documents are now public.

>Private Debt is at least 130k + US Dollars
>his old CT Khando is now for shortsale for 65k
>Phil has at least 13 different credit card, all of them with debt
>he did not disclose his 2 paypal accounts he uses for money laundering
>its now proven he earned in average 9.700 $ a month in 2019, only disclosed 5.000 per month
>did multiple inaccuracies, error and lies in his first filings already
>if Phil gets charged for fraud, he will be fined for 25k-250k dollars or 20 years in prison
>detractors are already compiling financial evidence to send to court
>Khet Burnell, phils now wife, is suspected to be pregnant and living in a cheap fallback apartment, expected to divorce him in 2020.
>Phil did not disclose having a pet cat, no less a declawed one he got 2000 dollars for showing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxtWkITpIFo

Agent Proper, a great Detractor who made the "DSP Worst Moments of 2019" compilation, did a 2 hour livestream picking apart Phils Bankruptcy form. This material is pure gold bars.

Some highlights include
- Phil still owing backtaxes from 2018 despite several fundraisers
- his BMW is still not paid off
- "it's not a business", except when it is and then its suddenly not again
- Phil claiming his job is "content creator"
- Phil not disclosing his khando foreclosure
- Phil does not know what "Electronics" are
- Phil not disclosing his 2 internet lines
- his cat suddenly doesn't exist anymore, nor does his horse
- claiming he only earns 5k a month

and thats just the surface level of inaccuracies Phil commited In AN OFFICIAL LEGALLY BINDING document that could get him on the street or into jail. And he took a course in advance to prepare for this. Unbelievable. His signature is on this and he claims to have a business degree. i dont know if this is insanity or he let this fill out by a random hobo but Phil once again greatly trolled himself.

+++

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h2vksZ1YCI

In other news, the publication of the Bankruptcy documents and Phil financial pants finally coming down has had a dire effect on the pig. only a day after saying he cant take a day off, Phil had to take a sick day. He is usually known to live react to Detractor Drama in an attempt to twist it for his own ends, but this Collassal event completely overwhelmed him. He did not even try. Also, he took down his Website, the "King of Hate" Forums, presumably because he feared angry paypigs and detractors would flood it to destroy his hugbox.

>Comprehensive DSP Bankruptcy Thread with Numbers
https://kiwifarms.is/threads/bankruptcy-analysis-and-faq-thread.65795/

Phil confirmed being half a million dollars in debt.

Video by Soma Cruz

Phils alleged Bakruptcy lawyer as seen in the papers.

WEBSITE
https://www.shuffieldlaw.com

ADRESS
Shuffield Bakruptcy Law
Attorney Rochelle Shuffield
14900 Interurban Ave S #287
Tukwilla WA 98168

PHONE
(206) 661-6001

E-MAIL
[email protected]

>>15099

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yi6LgGsS_VE

The YouTube lawyer Nick Rekieta and the Admin of Kiwifarms did a 3 and a half hour stream about phils bankruptcy papers.

Tldr
Its a disaster full of inaccuracies and lies but Nick doubt's Phil will go to jail over it unless they uncover massive fraud. Because Phil can't pay his debts back in jail. His Seattle doll house could still end up on the chopping block.

>>14449
Why would you post nigger porn?

Also isn't Crichax mentioned here? You know, that sick fuck who wants to bang a Homestuck character or literally be in her body?

Bump for the pig roach thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-ZJk_bA5wc&ab_channel=DavidDavidson

Penne is only noodle