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 No.224202[View All]

>Spoonfeed me. What's this thread about?
This thread typically consists of Anon gone filly, as he's thrust into a new life as a cute little pony.
>What's to be expected?
Fillies, cuteness, Anon-tier shenanigans, bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, etc..

>Any archive of photos or stories?

Dropbox (Photos):
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h46ituoalc71wp9/AACmTe3H8s10ArK3-5Q_3juqa?dl=0
Stories:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BP6aPchH3lGIRdzd78IWykMCXuKLrNABi6bxZGVTy9c/edit

>I'm a contributor.

Great! For writers, just notify All Nighter Fgt, so you can have your green to the Doc. For artists, animators, or any other content makers, you can store your fillies in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.
Some especially based faggot also recently compiled nearly every filly image ever created, which you can check out here: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1Bff9CRn8VVwgpxT6sU6cottQsQ3svXGI
Assess how well you fit into the filly hivemind: https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/personality-quiz/?group=-LdS-38NvfIG9PHPrYB8
>I don't like this thread because of reasons.
You'll never know how it is unless you try a dose of filly.
Old-mare Thread: >>222139
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 No.225745

>>225740
I love it anon, kudos.

 No.225747

>>225736
JESUS that is one adorably fat ass.

 No.225748

>>225736
>>225737
Excellent work, even if I think filly is not for sexual

>>225738
Very nice, but that line in filly's hair made me panic that my monitor had a scratch

>>225685
>ywn serve as your momfu's right-hand man/filly, "protecting" her from wannabe heroes while she's actually much stronger than you, but lets you pretend because it's cute and makes you happy

 No.225749

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>>225637
>tfw Vive/Rift can't simulate touch or taste
>tfw can't get digital cuddles or mommy milkies

 No.225765

>>225731
Thank Diana, then "Now I know who to go to if I ever have a big masochist itch I want to scratch. Speaking of kids, I've been meaning to ask if you used your time on camera to send a message out to your family. You don't have to say if you don't want to."

 No.225768

>>225765
"you don't have to say" as in she dosen't have to say whether she did or not.

 No.225787

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derpi fillies

 No.225788

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>>225787
>that hortler flag on the box
Top Zozzle

 No.225814


 No.225815

>>225740
This painting stuff is great

 No.225818

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Cleaning up the streets, one shell at a time.

 No.225821

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>>225818
>futa is gay
>no u

 No.225823

>>225818
Nobody else will do it

 No.225824

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>>225821
Futa is the biggest gay, yes.
Also filly is not for sexual, so what does it matter?

 No.225826

>>225824
I want Twiggy to give me a piggyback ride through the sky

 No.225827

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>>225824
>implying the biggest gay isn't simply anonfilly
found the faget

 No.225828

>>225826
The correct term is "Twiggyback ride."
Me too Anon, me too…
>>225827
Ah, but the filly can't be inherently gay until she is lewded or lewds another.

 No.225829

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>>225824
>filly is not for sexual

 No.225830

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>>225821
>Human male to pony female spell goes awry
>Now Anonfilly has a marecock big enough to put Big Mac to shame even when sofy
>And to top it off she's still a small filly, with lots to grow before actually becoming a mare
Twiggy made a monster! and I want that monster to shove my inwards aside while inside my filly cooter

 No.225831

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 No.225833

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 No.225834

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>>225828
>The correct term is "Twiggyback ride."

 No.225835

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>>225833
Anonymous cannot be stopped!

 No.225840

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>Motherfuckers got into the booze cabinet again

 No.225842

>>225840
Scotch can be nice. Haven't had it in a while, though.
Right now, I'm slowly working my way through a bottle of apple flavored whiskey. Nice enough to just sip instead of just tossing it down one's throat as fast as possible.

 No.225844

>>225840
Looks like you're safe: they haven't yet figured out how to open the bottles.

 No.225845

Any draw requests out there?

 No.225846

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>>225840
>Three fillies.

 No.225847

>>225845
Flim, Flam, and their Anonfilly, up to no good again.

 No.225850

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>>225707
>Be Fancy Pants
>Ow. Oh dear Celestia my head is killing me. The lights are too bright.
>Everything aches.
>I feel warmth on both sides of my bed.
>On the right is Occult. Fast asleep.
>The left is a mesmerizing yellow filly. Luxurious curves, a divine mane, everything is just right when looking at her. She, too, is asleep.
>Water first then I'll try to remember last night.
>Getting up without disturbing either foal is no easy task. Still I conquer the task without issue. Even as my hooves clopped on the carpet. Marks from when I tried to stop that creature still scar the room.

>Ah, pure water directly from Canterlot's summit. The slightly frosted glass has a comfortable chill in my hoof.

>I'm at the bar thinking. What did go on yesterday night?
>Something about shocking news. The Princesses opening a bottle of something. A revelation about somepony, or something I thought I forgot…
>Lovecolt.
>The yellow filly.
>My brief time in the dark magic section of the library of magic.
>Occult.
>The shocking news is something all connected.
>His writings are no mere fiction to throw off ponies in that library. I recollect going there to escape my family for a little while. The books were too scary, but would be perfect cover.
>An innocent title of a book called Lovecolt. I was about to open the book when Princess Celestia found me. She asked me if I would like to forget what I read.
>I think I said yes, but I never read it.
>Except I did, but had my memories altered.
>Occult made contact with a horror. A Lovecoltian horror. She claimed it was also sitting at the table with us. I had my first glass of the night then.
>The book had a few references to older works, and a few newer ones as well.
>The filly with yellow fur. Is one of them.
>The words chilled me to the bone. The librarian saw me pale with fright. I was compelled to keep reading.
>At the table I finished my second glass of liquor. Princess Celestia casted a spell on me after I said something to her.
>A list of names. Each terrible, and with consequences if I dared to say thier name. I don't know what they were, and I do know I won't remember any.
>One name caught my eye. It felt important at the time to at least look at it. That in the future it would all make sense.
>That name belongs to Occult's patron.
>I swallowed the fourth glass. I told Occult everything. My personal failings. The lies, the deception, my past. I'm fairly sure that's what I pontificated about.
>Then we got home?
>In the bed.
>They both climbed in.
>I said something.
>Her face turned red, and Occult kissed me.
>What is her name?
>"You can just ask."
"Aah! Don't scare me."
>I didn't leap too much.
>Her name. She said I can just ask.
"What is your name? Do you know what happened last night?
>"I'll be known as Amber Sagacity Façade. You attempted to mate with us. Sexually pleasuring Occult, and I."
>Oh.
>"The blush does mean that you didn't remember. Let's fix that, or else Occult will be sad that her first time would be forgotten."
>Fix it? How will she do tha-
>Wow.
>"Come, and lay back down with us, Fancy Pants. Occult has much to say about her time away."
>Only managing to squeak out.
"Good idea."
>Polishing off the crisp water, and setting down the glass. I trot next to her.
>We return to the bedroom side by side. Occult is still sleeping.
>Her name is on the tip of my tongue. Amber suits her well though. It isn't quite complete though.
>What she can do with that body is making my heart thunder. Truly was a very special night.
>I'm going to make it a very special day as well too.

>Be Heals Right (pony subconsious)

>The subconsious world seems slightly different. Than the last time we were here.
>The consious, Occult, did something utterly wrong with so many different parts.
>Yet, she did something brilliantly right.
>It's been stressful trying to get a new baseline to work with. Forbidden Knowledge, and the humans are fairly hush hush about it.
Is this thing on?
"It is."
>Ah right just have to think it. A few others also said similar phrases.
It's good to be back in action. Here's the new specs from the ritual, and us recombining again.
"That is absolutely gripping."
Nice pun you did about the-
>Tell me what does section B-760a do?

>Be Princess Celestia

>My little bundle of sunshine always brightens my day.
>Especially after meeting her.
>I'll have chocolate. Yes, with almonds. Should it have a cream-cheese frosting?
>Luna better not have eaten all the almonds during that drinking game.

>Be Occult Façade

>Waking up to see Fancy Pants' blue eyes sure is a good way to start our day.
'member last night?
>Oho oh yes. If that look in both Amber's and Fancy's has says anything it's that the fun isn't over yet.
"Morning ladies."
A classic.

>Be Forbidden Knowledge (pony subconscious)

>I got my security clearance back. Yay!
Is this thing on?
>And the humans learned lots, and lots!
It's good to be back in action. Don't try to go past what the clearance says to.
>Alright…
It's dangerous. We would hate to see you get hurt.
>What's the best thing you can show me?
Have you seen the super snowglobe yet?
>Super snowglobe?
It's on the thirtieth floor.
>Woo!

>Be Spike the Dragon

>Who knew all that needed to happen was to spit out several caskets of alcohol, and an entire stockpile of chocolate to sway their opinions so fast.
>Well several O&O d20s, and a couple One Hundred sided dice landed on sevens also at the same time as I said 'I brought something to drink,' while bringing down a pitcher of water.
>It did get caught in the fire…
>Ah, luxury to sooth that incident.
>An Anonymous guy did say somthing about how kek hasn't left them, and a ride. Then a filly said prove it with loads of chocolate. Heard some dice rolls then.
"A few more sapphires. They were good."
>Still a little hoarse from that. It's quite nice they're helping me.
>I think I just heard a few rolls.

 No.225851

>>225845
filly getting the N word pass from a zigger filly

 No.225852

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>>225851
Know the difference.
A pony doesn't need a pass from beasts.

 No.225853

>>225851
Wouldn't it be a Z word pass then?

 No.225854

>>225828
Schrodinger's filly.
>Ah, but the filly can't be inherently gay until she is lewded or lewds another.
>No cock like mare cock.
>>225840
They might have made it slippery when wet. Be careful.

>>225853
You have it turned to Zigger when it should be set to Ni-

 No.225855

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>>225731

"Remind me never to piss you off… unless I have a big masochist itch I want to scratch."

She smiles. "Duly noted. Although I'm sure I can think of worse forms of punishment to lay on a bad filly."

You're not even sure if you want to know what she means by that. Nevertheless, you've got some time to kill before your meal arrives, so you might as well change the subject to keep the conversation up. "So…" you begin, immediately interrupted by a waiter bringing you a bottle of Merlot on ice as you requested, along with a wine glass. You thank him and pour yourself a drink before continuing. "Anyways, as I was going to ask, on the subject of children…"

"I haven't had a chance to call mine yet, if that's what you're asking."

"Actually I was going to ask if you used your time on camera to send a message to your family or anything. You don't have to answer if it's a sore subject or anything though."

She sighs. "It's not. And… I didn't say anything specifically to my family. I mentioned I missed them though, and I think I provided enough information that they should know it's me. I don't know if I'll be able to meet them in DC though. My husband… he wasn't exactly the breadwinner in our family, and the whole area's a bit expensive to live in. Given that I was gone for four years… who knows what could've happened to them?"

You aren't sure what the best thing to say in the situation is, so you offer her a glass of your Merlot. She accepts, and downs it quickly. Seeing this, Blossom starts staring at the bottle, clearly in hopes that you'll offer her some.

 No.225856

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>>225853
if it's a zigger filly, he's still a nigger at heart

but yeah that still makes more sense

 No.225859

>>225855
"Big oof."

 No.225864

>>225842
>Nice enough to just sip instead of just tossing it down one's throat as fast as possible
>nice enough not to chug
I don't think you're alcoholic-ing enough. I drank half a Jameson bottle, straight, warm and without any chaser or food. On another occasion I buttchugged nearly a liter of the shit. And I only turned 21 in December. GOML fgt.

 No.225865

>>225855
Tell little missy she isn't getting any, lest she become an alcoholic.

 No.225878

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https://hacks.guide - Guides
https://wiidatabase.de - Software
https://vimm.net - Games

Wii Poster here again.

Managed to mod the thing pretty much to completion. Just finished my Wii-U and attempting to give the virtual Wii on the system the final edge now.

Heres some sources I used if you wish to do that yourself. One of the sites is in german, but it was probably the best i could find. As fate had it, Many influential Wii Hackers are from Germany. Use a translation program in your browser and you are good to go.

Enjoy and Good Fortune. (∩✧ω✧)⊃━☆゚.*<卐3

 No.225887

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Filly

 No.225889

>>225855
How's Diana's last name spelled again?

 No.225892

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>>225887
Hello Filly!

 No.225925

>>225889

Fischer.

 No.225935

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>>225855
Offer to refill Diana's glass.(if she accepts) As you refill it, say facetiously "A family unit where the father isn't the primary bread winner?" shake your head "Degeneracy, Mrs.Fischer. Absolute degeneracy." Hand her the filled glass with a shit-eating smirk.
"In all seriousness. Even though I hardly know anything about him, I personally wouldn't underestimate the guy that someone like you chose as a committed partner. Or your kids either, for that matter. Besides, your family has to be ok, because you still have to deliver on your promise of a proper Thanksgiving dinner. That shit just dosen't work with only two people."
(after Diana's response, or lack thereof) Point a hoof at Blossom. "You! I see your eyes. I'll give you one glass, and I want you to drink it slowly. Understand?"

 No.225937

>>225845
Filly assisting the Ponyville Fire Department in extinguishing a fire by pissing on it at over 9000 psi.

 No.225955

>>225935
>posting the definition of facetious, when the word is only said once in the three paragraph post

I smell a thesaurus-sniffer.

 No.225956

>>225955
You're not wrong, not entirely. But did you also notice what I added to the list of synonyms? The thought occurred to me that facetious aptly described chan culture in general, the way the "Anon" character is generally portrayed, and the concept of the honk pill as well. So I decided to make that small edit and post it along with my text, with the hope of eliciting a small chuckle from whomever saw it.

 No.225957

>>225955
>implying Twilight doesn't teach all her fillies the art of book scents


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