/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

Anonfilly is not for sexual and lood fillies will answer to god- momma Faust

>>224204
Lewd fillies might have to answer to Faust, but the only thing you'll have to answer to is my hand petting your head and stroking your little ears until you fall asleep contented in my arms

>>223479 →
>You look down the hallway.
>Something red glints far down.
>Twilight notices it too.
>"Pegasus, do you know what that is?"
>"No."
>"League, hit her."
>"I really don't know. I'm just a boiler technician, please..."
>"What are you waiting for you stupid motherfucker? Bash her head-"
>"It's a water cooler. Happy?"
>"Never."
>You trudge on.
>You hear conversations.
>Murmurs and hums of the arcane, vapors that hurt your nostrils to breath in...
>And the feel.
>Danger hangs heavy in the air.
>As it turns out, the Oracle room is a lot further than you thought it would be.
>As in, a good half hour.
>Or that's what you would say if you had a watch.
>Or rather, you guess you wouldn't.
>Because then you'd be accurate.
>The door comes up, the only wooden one you've seen in a while.
>"Done up like a maintenance closet, clever. You're free to go pegasus."
>You relax and then lean in for a hug.
>She hits you hard, knocking you across the slick floor.
>"Don't you ever touch me."
>You... guess you should've expected that.
>You shut the door behind you.
>A large metal tube sits in the center of the room, pipes and hoses running out of it and into the floor.
>Something that looks like a thin television set sits next to a typewriter.
"Huh, I've never seen one like this before..."
>"Anon had one like it. It's called a terminal, I think."
"What's with all the keys? Ours only have two."
>"Well, it's actually much easier. Instead of inputting the binary sequence for what you want to appear, you input the characters you want to show."
>With a flourish, she pulls a pencil out of her mane and begins tacking away at the keys.
>Sure enough, a message starts to form.
>'Hello world.'
>"And then I just press 'Enter.'"
>She does so.
>'Hello Twilight Sparkle and Little League. I've been expecting you.'
>Twilight speaks softly to herself as she types in her next message.
>"Can... you... give... me... employee... access... to... the... arcana... grid?"
>'Yes. Apply credentials? Y/N'
>"Y."
>Some bubbling comes from over in the tube and an orange message glows:
>Permissions Granted.
>Twilight gives a grin that can only be described as purely sadistic as she levitates the pencil out of her mouth and shreds it into air.
>'I want to get out of here.'
>'They use me as a biological computer.'
>'Combing through my memories of the future for useful information.'
>'I can hide some of it.'
>'The rest I can't.'
>'I told them how your house was to be entered without detection.'
>'They asked me how to build a device to make your daughter easier to capture, and I told them.'
>'She's in danger.'
>'Leave the lab. Now.'
>Twilight poofs out of existence.
>Leaving you behind, of fucking course.
>You reach up and pull the bobby pin out of your mane, holding it carefully between your teeth.
>The terminal scrolls words on its own:
>'I know you're curious. Feel free to ask anything, I won't be offended.'
>Fatal error resolved.
>Reboot required. Restart Chillyfilly.exe? Y/N
>Y
>Restarting...
>Be the filly.
>Load savestate
>Enter state ID. Alternatively, "Search for recent."
>Search for recent.
>Searching...
>Savestate found.
>Input action.

Hey cute faggots anyone got any suggestions for me to try and draw?

>>224211
A unicorn filly stacked on top of a pegafilly with the two of them pretending to be an alicorn

>>224211
>>224212
Maybe also an erf filly off to the side, being autistic about how technically alicorns are also part erf pony?

>>224211
View from inside an oven/toaster oven with tendies in it, and fillies looking inside the oven eagerly awaiting the tendies to finish cooking.

>>224211
>>224212
>>224213
Or instead just have all three fillies stacked in a pile with the erf closest to ground and the wings in the middle, with the three fillies pretending to be an alicorn

>>224206
You're fucking sick, anon.

>>224160 →
>The tree is now swaying to an unidentified rhythm.
>Ever walking nearer to the plush leaf, and to the dancing tree.
>Fleur's face is crimson, a shade of candied apple.
>"Halt trespassers! You have ended the conflict between me, and my guard. Now I require reparations for burying him."
>The magical moving tree can speak!
>"I require the pleasurable flesh of a bridge builder! One who's supple body is submerged in water! One that has made a bridge out of my kin! One who knows not of their blood line!"
"Hey Fleur that sounds kinda like me."
>She looks at me in shock. Must be how much I said. Fairly convenient, too.
>A vine grips me by the mid-section. The tree is changing. Shining like a foal in a candy shop able to get everything.
>"Take the Leaf of everlasting maple with you peasant. I wish to be alone with my new slave."
>"No! I can't leave my friend with you to be molested."
>"Then you will join her."
>The vines wrap around Fleur's delicate frame. Bringing her closer. Tenderly exploring her curvature.
"I don't want to be molested though."
>"Perfect!"
>A small apple still connected to the branch circles around me. A vine lifting my tail to the tree, and Fleur. I'm exposed. My secret.
>The tree is giddy at the sight of builders tools in my extra pockets. Fleur is leaking at the sight. The tree is moving her closer to my backside.
>"Remove the tools from her using your muzzle."
>I feel her delicate mouth tenderly lick, and prod my flesh. Trying to get the hammer, the candle stick, and the pocket watch. The candle in the smallest hole. The pocket watch, and it's chain deep in my clear fluid maker. The hammer in my butt. The handle facing out for easy access.
>She nips with her lips my clit the buzz of pleasure making me flush. She finally grabs the candle by the wick.
>Pulling it out slowly I feel the pressure inside building. She takes in inside her mouth. I can't hold it any more. Her pristine fur now truly dirtied by my yellow rain. What will I say?
>Her giggles wash away my fears. She gives a suckle to my nub. Electric tingles from the tips of my limbs. Her face is now freshly painted with my desire. I feel part of the candle rubbing on me. Pulling away her face has a smile. Her nose bumps me again trying to get the thin chain connecting to the watch.
>She's working on the chain pulling, and twisting with her tongue. Each tug drags the important metal out of my depths. She is so close to me gently brushing with fur. Motions dragging out another orgasm. Popping out the pocket watch hits her nose, but she doesn't just drop it.
>The watch gently lowered to the soft ground. Safe.
>A moment to appreciate her hard work. Then to my rim. My clean ponut is being probed by her. She decides to suck to draw out the hammer. The large, and heavy tool doesn't move. My mare parts twitch in anticipation.
>she tries to bite the tip. Catching the star I see multicolored dots in my vision.
>She actually got the tool and is pulling it out. Dragging my insides with it. With a diminutive plop it's free.
>The tree now luminescent starts to form a pony.
>It's a stallion. Blue eyes, and blue mane. Fancy Pants if she was a male. Chiseled, and with an enviable mustache.
>Fleur quivers at the sight. The hammer dropping far away from the pocket watch.
>"You thought the tree could talk? It was really I Fancy Pants."
>A voice that is irrefutably Fancy Pants, if she had cock, and balls. A lack of vagina, and tits.
>"Fleur," he purrs "thank you, for preparing her."
>The vines are now taking to Fleurs mare parts. Underneath her.
>"Make sure to catch every, last, drop."
>She's wet, and dribbling on my face. She's trying to pleasure me with the tip of her tongue she barely catches my clit. I open my mouth to gather her love juice.
>Fancy now ready. Places his rod on Fleur. A wave of fluid coats him, and me.
>He enters her flower unlocking the ocean. Air is so sweet now.
>Fleurs horn glows brightly, and takes something from her mouth. A heat is now felt as that is brought closer to the magical tree. Fancy is pounding her tight cunt invading Fleur's innermost depths.
>The tree is on fire.
>A ripple shakes through Fancy. I close my mouth.. Semen, and fluids mixed drip from her onto me. Tears, and cum mixing.
>The tree is screaming. Fleur using her magic takes the hammer, amd removes the vines. Now free from the vines.
>She opens the pocket watch, a photo of me, Fancy, and Fleur floats to Fancy's eyes.
>Another Fancy Pants walks out of the ashes of the burnt tree. My Fancy Pants. I fall to the soft floor as the vines wither away.
>She walks to her counterpart, and kisses him. In an instant he falls backwards still thrusting inside Fleur. Turning her around so her unused flank is exposed to the female Fancy Pants. A shine from her horn she takes the hammer and transforms it into a replica of his dick.
>Lined up for Fleurs anus.
>Lightly resting it there. All their horns glow, and I feel everything they do. My dick thrusting inside my pussy, a mysterious sensation at my backside. Shuddering with pleasure.
>Fancy holding the dildo steady witth magic comes to me, and starts to rub me with her hoof.
>The dildo enters Fleur.
>It feels so good. Wiggling to try to get more from Fancy. I toss, and turn. The ultimate orgasm, my climax is near.
>With a coordinated thrust I hear my name being called.
>"Occult Façade!"
>I cum with the force of a thousand suns.
>I wake up.

>All of Fancy Pants is soaked with my love liquid.
>She got hit in the face with my final orgasm.
>Her blue eyes locking with mine.
>That's really hot.
>I just jizzed on my only parental figure. What the fuck. That's not okay.
>Her voice is trembling, nearly a whisper.
>"Let's take this to the shower, and talk about what happened."
>I nod my head. I might be sent back to the orphanage for this. Shame is creeping through me.
>The trip to the bath area is in complete silence.
>I'm grown ass man. It was just an accident. I- lost more than I thought.

>>224235
CUTE!

>>224235
Is this where the legendary triple head pat comes into play?

>>224237
Be gentle, uni filly is small and needs to be headpatted softly

>>224235
We Fill Fillies.

On second thought, that sounds kinda wrong, but I like the pun so I'm gonna post it anyways. Cute image, tho.

>>224240
Is that we bare bears reference ? What a cute faggot

>>224242
Did you switch states or pull out a VPN

>>224244
No im in spain

>>224245
Did you fly there while drawing?

>>224246
Scotch and Nueve should meet up and fuck like animals.
OP is a fag, so it half checks out.

How do young fillies and older fillies interact with one another? Are there any anon mares?

>>224250
Of course. How else do we get around EU legislation, but by aging her up

>>224246
Been here 2 days, just on wifi now was on data before

Sneaky filly ^^

>>224257
Oh no, thats the "last" thing i want! Please dont tell me she has my footed pajamas too!

>>224202
Why have I only just noticed that we now have a Bloomer and Doomer filly?

>>224260
Its really new, like end of last thread new

>>224215
I know you asked for tendies but i was eating cookies while drawing this, sorry

>>224258
She does, and she's going to snuggle you aggressively and tell you never to worry her like that again because she loves you and doesn't know what she'd do if something were to happen to you.

>>224264
Best End

>>224263
Mommy cookies are the best. We accept your apology.

>>224210
Basically if it wasn't made clear by my autistic bumbling, I want to give you all a chance to spoonfeed yourselves information I might not have made clear. The normal state of this story will not be returning to a choose your own adventure format.

>>224271
*head-pats autistic filly*

>>224273
Stop that...
C-could I get ear scritches too?

>>224271
>>224274
LonePone a cute!

>>224275
G-go die normie

>>224277
C'mere you lil' qt and I'll give you some headpats and ear scritches and maybe also some tummy rubs if you want

>>224278
F-fine, but only because C'mere is an excellent song. https://youtu.be/W6k2j4lJ59g
>>224279
T-thanks, fag.

>>224235
The tower of cute

>>224209
To be honest, I think this is just going to confuse people further
Is this League asking the computer a question? Or us asking some meta computer?

>>224234
>Be Occult Façade
>The musk of filly juice coating Fancy Pants is making my heart race. My head is spinning with lustful ideas. I don't know what to think any more.
>I changed. More than I thought I did. This body is changing me. The connection between the mind, and body is obvious, but I didn't take into consideration that it actually is vastly different than my old one. I mean for fucks sake I have hooves! I have a tail. I don't have male genitalia. I don't have MY genitals!
>Perhaps I'm changing to fit this body.
Hey is everyt- whoa. Going to see what's going on.
>This might be natural stage of growing up... or, possibly the side effects of the ritual.
>I want to stick my face into her vagina. As her herd ruts me silly. She tells me how good of a mare I am.
>What the fuck. Keeping calm. Yeah, almost to Fancy's personal bathing room.
>How old am I? No. How old is this body supposed to be? Should I be going through pony puberty now?
>Fuck this man. There are literal cults trying to bring lovecraftian horrors to the world, and here I am squicking over my body. How much of human biology is actually relevant to me now? Is my brain, and nervous system roughly the same or is it different?
Calm down.
>I'm trying to.
Short answer is it's a little of column A, and a little of column B.
The culmination of what Luna did to save your life, the Madness induced ritual, whatever the Tree, and Mother did while we locked ourselves up, the stress, and 'training' Rose did to us, the bond with Flakey Crust, binding with the eldritch horror, and natural causes. Oh, and natural pony magic is integral to pony physiology, and psychology.
>Great. Any reason why I want to sex Fancy Pants.
Dunno, you might see her not as a mother, and more as a potential mate. We were an adult male. Might make the whole thing weird.
>"Occult..."
We're in the bath now.
>Sitting by down next to her. The shower head is on. It's warm water.
>Hunh? Oh.
>"Occult, I've known you for... nine days. Nine long, and special days-"
>Only nine days since I met her...
Trying to not have trouble consume us does keep a guy busy.
>"from meeting you to the first time you came to my home to now. Everyday has been unique, and I understand if you want to leave due to this embarrassing mess-"
>The large shower washing away my mark.
"I don't want to leave. Please. I..."
>"It'll be alright. As I was saying. If you wanted to leave I wouldn't stop you. We can work something out or we can just forget it happened. The path that both of us are going down, I don't think we can just forget. Something will haunt us for every action."
>We're crying again. I must have changed.
"Fancy, I'm not sure if I'm going through pony puberty, or if this is a cascade of events catching up, but I trust and respect you."
>Honesty, and straight to the point. Don't bother with social patterns. Just say it how it is.
"Right this very moment. I am deeply attracted to you sexually. That could be from my dream. A ritual Luna and I did to survive a harrowing place. Choices I have made culminating to this. Or, just how I am. I don't know if this will go away or if the feelings will continue. I do know that no matter what you will always be my friend."
>She is hugging me. I'm hugging her. It feels so good. Ah! Yes!
>Oh, no. It felt too good. The water is now mixed.
>She doesn't let go.
>Whispering, "Everything will be okay. Cases somewhat like this have happened before. The way social bonds form, and the pheromones stop this from developing. Too much time may have gone on to stop that. I failed to do that."
She sure is tough as coffin nails.
>"Inside you may be an old stallion ready to take on the world once more. The body is still young. Still needs to grow up again. To experience life."
>Resurfacing memories of a hero clad in green.
>"Very rarely old ponies become young once more from various causes. The princesses have seen to each one. Different actions taken per case."
>The fresh water clearing the bath.
>"For you, and other humans they still are deciding on what exactly to do."
>"To cast you to the old, or to say you belong with the young. That's up to the princesses. Especially the princess of love."
>"She deals with matters of the heart."
Her magic is heavily disturbed.
>"I haven't been as truthful as I should have been."
>"I have... desires. Desires that would destroy a pony's life if I enacted them."
Careful don't want to invoke that.
>Oh, G- Crap!
>"My aunt, and her herd mates loved me. Not as family should."
>I hold her tightly.
>"One day, I learned that's not normal. It's not right what they did, however it left a mark on me."
>We were right, horribly right when we first met. My speculation was terribly true.
>"I talk to the princesses, as an agent to catch the highest in society before they do harm. I know exactly what they desire. The lengths they would go through to do so. The princesses also know me. A final 'safety' net if I can't control myself. I do my best. I try so hard."
Don't let her pull away.
>"I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner Occult. I'm sorry. I made you lay on top of me. I made this possible. I did a small fraction of my darkest desires. The most innocuous, here we are."
>Holding her. As she spills her biggest secret.
>"I failed you, and I failed myself. I loved every moment, and not a shred of guilt. Occult, I have to scare myself with that realization. It's so hard to care."
>"Every time I expose them I think, 'I could have a taste and neither of the princesses would know,' I know exactly how I could get away with it without a trace of the crime."
"You didn't do that though, right?"

>>224291
>"I did not."
>"I didn't until I tried to do things under that spell. I watched intently as they opened you up. I cuddled with you on the couch afterward. I 'booped' you back. I had you on my back as everypony watched. I saw you nearly die, and one of my thoughts were 'I wouldn't be able to have my own taste if she is gone.' I put you on me as you slept. I did, Occult. I didn't mark you as my child, and I should have. I thought I had time. That's a poor excuse, but it is what I thought then."
Oh, she didn't make the pheromones to signal to our body that she is family. The other stuff didn't help, but she is partially responsible for this. At least it's just us.
>"I loved it, Occult. Every moment. I love you Occult. I know this is wrong. I know you are old on the inside. I know you're young as well."
>This might be Stockholm syndrome, and dependence. A few other things too. Not a completely healthy relationship.
Ah! Then next your going to say.
>The fate of the world is at stake here. She has everything I need, and more. I don't know what I would have done without her. She saved my life. She has done so much for me. If she loves me, she will be loyal. As scummy as that is. I need that kind of stability. I can do without, but having it makes this so much easier. Her assets. Her money. Her connections. Her smarts. Finally herself.
>I know the boundaries where I could do anything for any reason with any motivation. I'm not good.
Just because it's possible doesn't mean you would.
>She did that. She crossed her boundaries she knew that would take her deeper. She might do it again.
"I didn't stop you. I didn't help you either. I might be older than you are, and I should have known better. Promise me this Fancy Pants, don't do this to anyone else that shouldn't consent."
>"I promise Occult Façade."
>Another weight is on my shoulders.
Well, congrats on getting a milf?
>Technically she doesn't have a child yet.
Technically you are that child. Nice job Oedipus.
>I probably wouldn't hate my father.
Double the trouble then.
"We should tell the princesses this."
>"I- you are right."
Hmmm, you know that Flakey, and 'Mother' were really close on the money for this issue.
>Indeed. That is another point of concern.
What do we do if she does do this to a kid?
>If the princesses don't do anything we will have to take matters into our own hooves. At least this didn't happen during a life or death situation.
That would have sucked.
"Seriously, until we talk to the princesses we won't do anything regardless of how we both feel."
>"That would be for the best."
"If this is just a phase. Please, don't discard me if I don't return your affections."
>"I would never do that."
That's real dick move you did there.
>The fate of the world.
Don't be a greater good asshole.
>Damn. You're right.
"I'm sorry that I tried to manipulate you Fancy Pants."
>"That's fine. I understand the severity of the situation. I capitalized on that, too."
"This is really fucked up."
>"That's the real world."
A cartoon pedo pony just said that to us.
>We talked to an eldritch horror and made a pact with it. As a little horse. About how the world could end if certain groups succeed. Then we butchered one for power. As we lusted for the highest ruler of the land. We also have a pony slave. We just jizzed on the same pedo parent pony.
Touché.
"Let's do our best to make the world a better place?"
>"That is a smashing idea. Let's continue to do so."
>She still has parts with my mare goo on her fur.
>"Getting clean first though."
>We chuckle slightly. At least I'm not mounted on the wall as a trophy.
Just takes a while to be mounted you know have to talk to the princess first.
>At least it's a good distraction.
Life is so fucking weird. In little over a week we went from strange wall flower to hyper cultist with the ear of the princess in charge, and seducing the most important pony that isn't royalty.
"Good idea."

>>224294
Fuck off fag

>>224251
Boomer Mare confirmed safe for Eurofags.

>>224290
I'd spoil things if I told you more really, but I'd recommend treating the two as one and the same for rolling to make things easier. I will give you one small glimpse into the future and tell you that the worst thing that can happen based on a response is a denied answer, so you might as well just ask away.

>>224209
"How do I save Anon?"
[1d100 = 92]

A little something for the KYSAnon.

>>224311
kysfilly a cute!

>>224302
>ywn sip monster zero ultras with boomer filly and talk about quake
why live?
>>224311
and stuff for best tsundere filly too, my god you work fast man

>>224313
I got one uncomfortable chair, Anon, lemme tell you. Gotta work fast before the scoliosis sets in.

Have another filly, all.

>>224283
>not loving Interpol
Y-you're the fag, fag.

Recap time:

(STORY 1)
Pastebin Part 1: https://pastebin.com/JReEqH6G
Pastebin Part 2: https://pastebin.com/CuNuktSQ
(STORY 2)
Pastebin Part 3: https://pastebin.com/6NReU7EY

>You are a cute green filly and you have some serious problems.
>To start, you weren't even born like this; you were originally a human.
>You were sent to Equestria, transformed into a filly, and met a few ponies in the same predicament.
>Eventually, you managed to escape, but you're still a bunch of ponies.
>Now Equestria is getting curbstomped by Discord and Nightmare Moon, and you need to make it back somehow to save them.
>To top it all off, twice just today, you've had uncontrollable bladder problems.
>You are right now bawling your eyes out on a sidewalk after having just covered a decent portion of it in piss.

>>224316
Wait I just had an epiphany:
>you were sent to Equestria, transformed into a filly, and met ponies in the same predicament
>now Equestria is being curbstomped by discord and nightmare moon and you need to mke it back somehow to save them

I...that's....Five Score. But in reverse.

Drunk me is smart but also stupid.

>>224314
Shillier warning.
I've been using a purple seat cushion for the past year, and I love it. I'll tell you upfront that it's not a sit down and immediately go "woah, this is soooo comfortable." experience. It's more of a sit for an hour or two and realize "Huh, I've felt little to no pressure and discomfort in my pelvis and lower back." experience. That's been my experience with the Royal one at least, and also the experience of someone I had try it out who was uncomfortable sitting because of lower back pain they had. Just make sure that the points where your pelvis are in contact with the seat when you sit down are well supported by the cushion(don't worry too much about the rest of your legs)and you should be good. Here's a link https://purple.com/seatcushions/buy , they got a %10 off accessories sale going on for memorial day rn too
If you want max comfy, and have the cash, try the Ultimate. More surface area, a whole extra 0.5 inches of thickness compared to the royal, and a grove in the back to "help align your spine better and aid in adjusting your posture". The squares are also smaller, which I suppose means it's softer than the royal, but haven't confirmed for myself.

>>224314
Weed is poisonous to horses.

>>224311
>>224314
You make some really good fillies, Anon. Would you take requests?

>>224348
That's one janky lookin' horse.

>>224292
Is your bin updated?
Could you link it?

>>224314
DUDE
FILLY
LMAO

Got anymore draw requests fillies? Im bored and too tired to think of ideas

>>224374
Filly getting high from huffing another filly’s chestfluff!

>>224374
Filly offering Ponk some weed, while she's oblivious to what is it, but eagerly accepts a gift from a friend.

>>224377
>>224378
"Heyyy, what's good Ponkers? You want a puff of some weed?"
>"Hmm? What kind of weed do you puff?"
"The best kind."

>>224292
>Be Princess Luna
>Today is not a good day for Occult's troubles. Delegation from Yakyakistan, and Griffonstone are both here. A precarious situation if just a single delegate happened to be visiting.
>One job to do Fancy Pants. Don't sex the foals that's it. It's fine. Everything is fine. A deep breath. She didn't do anything yet.
>Making sure to look them in the eyes. First Occult, then Fancy.
"Keep it private. I want to talk more about this, but this is a very poor time to do so. You both can play games. Cooperative not public games. In any case this must be private."
"Rose will meet you in the ring Occult. Good luck."
>Now, time to see if the human magic stops a terrible situation from brewing.

>Be Fancy Pants
>That could have gone so much worse.
>Told the princess I failed in self control. I said to Occult that I caused her to feel that way.
>I won't fail either of them!
>Getting back to my walks around Canterlot. I keep as some of the lower class say. Cool, and hip.

>Be 'Façade' (Human Subconscious)
"Rosie is beating the suck right out of us."
I know. At this point I actually have no way to move.
>Oh? That pretty clever. Her hoof field is way too big to just be training alone.
"Hey do me a solid and try to grab the dirt."
Sure.
>Fascinating, absolutely interesting.
"Try to do the opposite of that."
How?
"Tuck the field so you try to grab the field it's self."
"Like holding a spoon then trying to push it so the spoon is holding your hoof."
>That doesn't make any sense, but should get the job done.
>A notice from the fillies. 'What abominable thing are you trying to do now?!' Signed everypony.
>Hey, looks like we got the hang of it. That hurt to look at. Inverting the whole body magic stuff? Ouch. Pushed Rosie the Riveter away though.
>Another notice. 'What even are you doing!?" Reply: 'Science!'
She's back again.
>She sure does pack a punch.
"Flip flop the fields, or make it alternate in sections. To force her into a compromised position."
>He sure does catch on quickly. She catches on quickly. She, we have a pony vagina now. Oh neat.
"Do that again."
This?
"Exactly, somehow seems to slightly increase magic 'aura' field size."
>It's permanent!
"We might want to do that all the time. It increases size, and quality of our magic fields. Permanently."
>By the time we are Rosie's age it will be about the same size as hers if we do it all the time. We need to cheat more, and better.
Grind the extra ordinarily hard to maintain position for all the cool stuff. Got it.
I have an idea.
I'm going to try something.
>Encouraging words.
"Try it."
>woah!
Everything okay?
"Keep doing it for a bit we need to run some tests."
>Equestrians are fucking scary.
"Try reaching inside, like a Klein bottle."
>Ponies will rule the universe. That's just unholy. That doesn't even make sense in three dimensions. Going to have to take a look through other means.
I don't know how long I can actually do this for.
"Just a little bit longer."
"Try for a Möbius strip!"
>Damn. That might just be the reason why so few actual things come to this world. Then again they may just think it's a party trick.
>The research team is done.
"Maximize surface area. Go for a fractal."
>Notice. 'Go back to the other thing.' Reply: 'We have to move foward to bigger, and better things.'
>If humans had this. Atomic weapons would not be a problem. Magic is bullshit. That still isn't enough though.
"Now interlock the fractals into a solid."
>That's nasty. Not as bad as some of the things we've seen though.
"Twist it into multiple klein bottles."
"That's wrong on so many levels. Now, try to touch every point with every other point."
>"Now you have the understandin'. Time for some basic practice."
>oh. she get's scarier.
If the princesses can do that I don't fear for the safety of the world any more.
>Having her hit the field is unpleasant.
"That might be why Rose is the grand master of the black magic group."
>"Now that's mildly interestin'. I want you to use some o' them words. That math stuff ain't potent enough for this line o' work."
I need a word I'm focused on making this not snap.
>Let's see here. Something that won't cascade negatively. Ah, that looks promising.
"Try our nick Name."
Nickname? Ohhhh. that name.
>Should be safe enough.
>"Yah made the right choice cause you ain't screamin' all that much."
That hurts far more than being ripped apart by her.
"Good job on going down the path to be a badass?"
>Holy smokes the potential this unlocks for us.
>"Add another word."
>The research team sent a newly modified word.
"Improving."
>Hopefully we won't turn into something terrible.
>"You did good, Champ, for not really bein' a pony. Now look at me an' try to incorporate what I got. Yer breathin' that means yah ain't licked yet."
>Ah, the sequence of events, and how to utilize them. We do some good shit despite time constraints.
"Order matters. Connect self-control to all of them. start from the foundation, yes exactly, make sure it's perfect. we'll help for this part."
>Feels different when we handle it.
"Good job."
Everything is lighter. This actually is starting to make sense.
>"I'll be. You did it. The base yah made looks like it'll grow with yah. Strange energy patterns, but it's a bucking good platform to build from. Let's get some grub."

>Be Occult Facade.
>I can take on the world now. It's dream like how I just know I could fly if I wanted to. That everything is so clear now.
You did awesome. Don't get lost in the mania of madness induced success
>I'm right, we're correct. It's an tranquil excitement at any moment we are ready to pounce. Holding ourselves back till the right time.
I'm not sure we could go back to normal after experiencing this.
>This right here is where everything changes for the better.
>"I understand that feelin' Champ. I can see it all. Nice an' slow to table."

>>224358
I haven't updated it since that was just a public version. Without going through signing up.
I have all the posts on this device atm.

>>224374
Filly playing Ogres and Oubliettes with Spike and the others. Maybe have filly continuously trying to roll to do things the others finds weird or even creepy?

>>224388
>ywn be the filly inside O&O with Spike, Big Mac, and Discord
y live?

>>224375
Since im an innocent little filly i dunno what high looks like

Sorry it looks bad, dont have access to many art supplies here just now

>>224402
Forgot pic

>>224392
What kind of class would you all play as if you were invited to play OnO with Spike and his friends?

>>224405
The best class. Wizard.

>>224405
A Cleric, because Deus Vult.

>>224405
Most likely a cleric or a paladin, same as DnD.
I've always loved divine magic, as well as magic in general (which is why I see myself as a hornhead filly).

>>224405
Fighter. You need a good meatshield in the party.

>>224403
Wew
I wanna huff fluff

>>224353
Go ahead and slap me with the request anon and we'll see what happens.

I'm not very good at drawing dicks. Just thought I'd let you know.

>>224421
Nah, no dicks. I was gonna request an entrepreneurial pair of fillies managing a lemonade stand.

>>224405
Probably a Berserker or Rogue, I love me some glass cannon

>>224406
>>224408
>>224410

>Everyone else going full casters
Don't suppose we're allowing psionics in O&O, are we? I usually go Cleric, but it would be silly to have three in the party. Maybe Druid for DPS?

>>224430
Druid is a good class.

>>224431

It can be. I've run a dwarven druid once. Was fun.

>>224433
Honestly, i wanna snuggle you as you ree and make you all happy till you stop saying kys, cause honestly i dont believe this act

Stop all this fucking dnd level nerd shit reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

t. someone who wanted to get into dnd, didn't have friends, and fucked up his only chance to try the game with someone

>>224435
Damn you should try and play

>>224435
Heh... iktf. My fucking sperg 'friends' didn't even invite me to their group. Guess it might say something about me being an insufferable asshole, an even bigger autist than some of them are, or just painfully forgettable.

>>224435

>fucked up his only chance
>his only chance
Are you planning on dying tomorrow or something? You do know there are plenty of people who play online because they lack IRL friends, right? Try you some Roll20 or something.

>>224439
I mean my only chance in the past 21 fucking years you mongoloid

>>224445

Well who gives a shit about the past 21 years? You could be playing D&D right fucking now if you wanted to.

Draw requests?

>>224450

Filly peeing herself on a bar stool in front of her friends.

>>224452
Why would you request art of your own green? Make you seem like some kind of narcissist.

>>224446
No u. I'm explaining that the one chance was the time I had for the past 21 years. That doesn't imply anything about the future. Git gud at english you fucking beaner

>>224450
>>224453
Filly peeing herself on a bar stool in front of her friends.

>>224452
>>224456
God dammit, I'm probably going to be drawing this in public too.

>>224450
Anongriffon.

>>224457
Kek. Good luck

>>224458
Maybe an Anonzeeb, too, like a black Anon got fillyfied.

>>224457
Just don't draw the piss until last, you'll be fine.

>>224460
If you Stripe'd anonfilly I will personally find where you live and kill you.

>>224460
This

Zebra filly

>>224458
>>224460
Drawfag here. No. Just no.

>>224463
Stop that right now nigger-philiac

>>224466
WHAT DID I JUST SAY YOU QUADRUPLE NIGGER. SOP.

>>224466
Racemixing is wrong, no matter who's doing it to who.

>>224467
>>224468
Okay...

>>224466
>>224469
Zala is still, honorary pone, though, in addition to still being the cutest zeeb.

>>224470
this

>>224464
AnonBreezie

>>224470
No you're a degenerate racemixing nigger for that

>>224450
Nu'lingAnon

>>224470
Have you ever considered the effects of racemixing you selfish piece of shit

Birth defects, lowered IQ, the permanent and unrelenting identity - problems that will come of her mixed-race heritage - how selfish and fucking monstrous would you have to be to prolong all that just to fug a zigger

>>224470
I hoie you live in eternal shame and depression for your degenerate thoughts and actions. I hope you live the rest of your short, unimportant life without ever having felt the inside of a vagina. I hope you never truly feel that sense of belonging. Because that's what you deserve for mixing the races you disgusting, living piece of waste

>>224477
Dude, chill you autist. It's a fucking fictional horse and another fictional horse. There are no actual human races involved, regardless of whether you want to read in a parallel to human races or not. Zebras are not black and ponies are not white any more than they are arab or asian. In any event, horses are a different race altogether from humans. Calm the hell down.

>>224478
Are you high on paint thinner? Because I'm starting to get worried about you

>>224479
Crossbreeding horses and zebras is also wrong.

>>224479
VFuck you if you don't have a sense of pity just b3dquw3 she's not rea.,

>>224479
I'm honestly just laughing, mostly because I never implied racemixing or speciesmixing with my suggestion. Sorry about crashing and burning the Anonfilly thread, by the way.

>>224481
Anon, did you just have a stroke?

>>224483
Fuck you it's called mikes harder watermelonde nd it tastes amazing and helps me get it all down

>>224481
It's not just that they don't exist, and that the real life versions of both horses and zebras are far, far dumber than any humans, it's that they aren't humans, which means horses aren't white and zebra's aren't black. Horses were first domesticated in Central Asia. If anything, they should be Kazak or Turkic, not white. Zebras have never been properly domesticated, but were most heavily used as draft animals and calvary by the Germans in WW1, so really, zebras have a better claim to being "white," not to imply race analogies make much sense to begin with.

It's all in your head. Jesus.

>>224482
Oh I don't care. I just came here to add on after your suggestion, because I thought it as funny

>>224483
Kek

>>224484
>Likes watermelon
... I'm not going to say anything

>>224485
FUCK YOU WATERNALON TASTEDS ANBAZING ANF IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU ARE AN NTIHUMAN ZOGBOT

>>224486
Okay, you've won

Holy shit that's funny

>>224480
Well, crossbreeding horses and zebras (or any two different equines for that matter) virtually always results in sterile offspring, so there's hardly any concern about tainting bloodlines at least

Can you guys take this shit elsewhere?

>>224489
Go fuck yourself racemixing is maximmum sin

>>224488
Being sterile is hell for both mares and stallions. Drives the mares wild because they're a lot more in tune with their biological imperatives than humans are. I've seen sterile mares, not crossbreeds mind, aggressively try to adopt unattended foals.

Hey, doesn't that sound familiar?

>>224491
>projecting this hard
Projecting is mym job. I don't think that interactin with ziggers is bad byut I still disavow crossbreeeding in every sense of the word because both zigs and horses ar set at a disadvantage.

>>224489
I think it's a larp. Admittedly a pretty funny one

>>224492
But it's a fantasy, because none of the horses or zebras are real, so.... you're worried about nothing. The consequences of sterile offspring is beyond a non-issue

>>224494
Welp, that failed to get the thread back on track.

Soffy go all oc hou villies. I'll just fuck off. 3 cans of Mike's Jarder are not good for filly liver. All this projection is like.......I dunno 90% projection and 10% honest worries. I'll just sleep now so I can get for work. It's 8 hours each day from sunday to sunday. Hopefully that might explain things.

>>224493
I'm just poking fun at how this derail hit
The topic went straight to reeing about racemixing as soon as somebody said zebra without even mentioning breeding in any capacity

>>224460
Hey zibbas

Crossbreed filly with a McDonald's bigmac, then she can be a burger filly

>>224498
Oh hey, I remember that filly from way back before we got booted from /mlp/

>>224498
It's a qt!

>>224499
Breed with Big Mac you say?

>>224499
Like mother like daughter.

>>224450
filly getting belly rubs?

You bury your face into Daring's wing and proceed to let loose all of the waterworks. Your tears let loose from your eyes like a water fountain, soaking her soft feathers. Your voice feels heavy and you almost choke on your words as you try to relay your woes.

"I-I'm not in control of myself anymore. I-I-I don't even know who the hell is doing this or why, but they must be some sadistic fuck. I'm not a fu-ucking baby dammit! Whoever's idea of a cruel joke this is, it's NOT FUCKING FUNNY!"

Daring gently rubs her hooves through your mane and lets you keep talking, all while whispering that it'll all be alright. You're not quite sure when she became so caring, but you're not inclined to complain. Maybe you've grown on her? Or maybe it's just too pathetic for her to handle seeing someone who she knows to have the mentality of a grown man, crying their eyes out. But honestly, who wouldn't break down if they peed themselves twice in one hour.

You feel yourself starting to calm down a little after you allow yourself some time to breathe. Now you should be able to speak a little bit more clearly, but also to think and focus. You pull your eyes away from daring and sit yourself in a more comfortable position to focus your powers. Darkness clouds your vision, but you push further to get to the bottom of all of this. Eventually, your eyes spot a person behind a computer screen. In his web browser is a thread on an image board filled with pictures of you. In another tab, you see one of his searches on Derpibooru: "oc:filly anon", "piss", and "diaper". Now you know exactly what kind of person you are dealing with.

Reality snaps back to you, and you turn your head to face what might presumably be a camera, if there were one documenting your every move. You narrow your eyes as you gaze into this camera, and speak loudly for everyone to hear.

"LISTEN UP YOU FUCKING HOMOS. MY NAME IS ANON AND I AM A GROWN MAN, NOT YOUR PERSONAL CLOP BATE. I WILL NEVER - EVER - PUT ON A GODDAMN DIAPER OR DO ANYTHING TO DEMEAN MYSELF JUST SO YOU CAN GET OFF. I MAY BE SOME SOCIALLY AWKWARD LOSER, BUT AT LEAST I HAVE DIGNITY."

As you finish your speech, your friends give you a short applause. Blossom chimes in afterwards, "who are you talking to though?"

"Faggots. That's who."

There's a comfortable silence for a short while until Twilight finally exits the restaurant. "Alright, what the hell is up with all of the shouting, and..." she takes a quick sniff of the area, "WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE PISS OUT HERE?"

>>224502
gross faggot, and we just were talking about race mixing

ANONS
MAKE
ANONS

though an anoncolt would be acceptable, colts are still gay

>>224509
nevermind that diana, its in the past...
now then, is that guy gonna let us wine and dine, or am i gonna stay booze-less the rest of the night?
i want to forget everything that's happened tonight
[1d100 = 4]

>>224511
oh

>>224491
It gives me great pleasure that that was drawn before april fools 2017

>>224422
Here you go, Anon. Meant to get to this earlier, but I'm easily distracted.

>>224517
Look at that smug fucking grin.

Daring "maybe they arent a bad idea if you keep pissing yourself"

Filly "nou reeeeEEEE!"

[1d100 = 25]

>>224340
Just noticed this was at me. Thanks Canadanon, I might order one when I have some disposable income.

>>224517
>pee
Sorry the background.

>>224509
It was a cat
[1d100 = 42]

Roll for charisma check
[1d20 = 12]

>>224517
Capitalism! Thanks Anon, (You) are a real human bean.

>>224492
Kek, that's literally the premise for an ongoing green here.

>>224509
Woo! Glad something came of my suggestion to search for piss posters using filly's power.
Take a moment following that determined declaration to fortify your willpower, hopefully increasing resistance to incontinence induced by the voices.
[1d100 = 39]

Anoncolt is needed.

>>224530
Back to dadonequus with you.

>>224530
I'm interested in the choice of eye colour for Anoncolt.

>>224533
Deep green of course.

>>224536
I think he was talking about how CountryRoads drew Anoncolt with red eyes

>>224537
correct

>>224517
Draw an Army of Filles taking over ponyville

>>224521
Quite happy to help. If I may make a request, I'd like to know if it helped if/when you get one. Just a simple post is all I'd want.

>>224541
Nobody was actually defending it or even in support of it, and zala was created here on /mlpol/
That being said, we love you too faggot no homo tho

>>224521
The needs coloured its too cute

>>224544
"Who cares about sterile offspring" and "they're animals, who cares" are defenses. Reee.

>>224485
>>224488
>>224494

>>224541
Do you prefer all the posts and dice rolls about piss?

>>224546
I'm the anon who posted >>224488, and I don't disagree that producing sterile offspring isn't good. In hindsight, I should have either left it at the statement of fact or elaborated further.

>>224550
Anything can be a sin if you try hard enough.

>>224550
Fetishizing pissing yourself is a sin.

>>224552
No one was talking about offspring.

First off, it was spergy who brought up having sex with zebra fillies, not the two posters who first talked about Zebra fillies.

Second, criticizing porn for “but if this happened in real life the off spring would be bad” is just stupid. Virtually all porn involves characters/actors not portrayed as in a lasting and stable relationship or marriage, and virtually all involves unprotected sex. If practiced as portrayed, it would almost always risk single parenthood. Porn is fucking fantasy especially when it’s drawn cartoons, and so it’s stupid to criticize it based upon non-existent non-portrayed consequences.

Thirdly, by your logic, ANY sexualization of filly is immoral and horribly illegal, because fully is way the hell underage. That’s far worse than race mixing

Finally, Zebra filly is too young to get pregnant anyways

>>224554
>Virtually all porn involves characters/actors not portrayed as in a lasting and stable relationship or marriage, and virtually all involves unprotected sex. If practiced as portrayed, it would almost always risk single parenthood

T h e n w h y m a k e i t ?
No more big mac dickings for filly, she's being wholesome or else

>>224546
The first post you linked was actually just disagreeing with the whole "zebras = blacks" thing as an analogy.
The last post, which I admittedly overlooked, is using a defense, but it's the defense of "fantasizing has no ramifications because it's purely imaginary", not anything directly about racemixing itself.

We Are Reaching Levels of Spergery that shouldn't be possible.

>>224558
Fuck you porn and racemixing are bad mmkay

>>224559
You Aren't Wrong, But so is pissing. M'kay?

Diaper diaper diaper

Racemix racemix racemix

Im gonna racemix your ass
And fuck a black pissy diaper

>>224553
Is it time to post the Forbidden?

>>224517
>ywn make bank selling lemonade to thirsty pones as the filly
why live?

also kek

>>224563
Woah, now that's too far.
>>224559
Just please stop sperging endlessly about it like you always do.

>>224565
Link to source app?

>>224577
https://www.brantsteele.netbi think

>>224555
Pure fillies R I S E U P !

>>224579
>.netbi
Concern but also concern

http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/disclaimer.php

It's like you all forgot the flood of hunger games simulators on 4chan a few years back, newfillies.

>>224597
I dunno where the bi came ftom its just .net

>>224523
God that's cute

>>224384
man i feel like i gotta be high to truly understand the stuff going on, but it's damn good
can't wait to see moar, and i sure hope you don't die before equestria's a better place

>>224602
is there something you'd like to tell us, anon?

>>224608
Thanks. Who knows what the future holds for the filly, creatures, and ponies in the world.

Can't remember if this has been posted before

Or these.

>>224384
>Be Forbidden Knowledge (pony subconscious)
>When hooves no longer work like they should. Everypony's in a panic.
"We can ask the humans, what is going on!"
>Almost everypony scrunched their faces in concentration at the same time. Synchronized, I wonder if we will break out into song too? The school yard where we were frolicking, and doing filly stuff is now nearly silent.
I wouldn't worry about it too much.
>Our hooves no longer work. That's really important for doing anything!
Ah, well you might want to brace yourself for this.
>Everything I know is all false.
>Subtle things like a normal flowing magic to support the body, and to help with tasks is now twisting, and turning. Someone is twirling a fork in spaghetti made of magical lines. I can see some of the fillies getting sick.
Hey. Here is the reply from him. 'Science!'
>Nooo. Not for science. Not for magic either. Please.
From the looks of things it's going to get stranger from here on out.
>The humans are coming in to check on everypony.
>Oh no. The foundation of magic that can be relied on is now moving wrongly. Swirling, spiraling, spinning, and splashing seasickness.
That looks absolutely miserable. Sorry, about that things will be getting worse before it gets better.
>How could it possibly get worse!
Murphy just called. He's going to tell you a little bit about his law.

>Ugh.
Give it a little bit of time. You might feel better than you did before.

>Be Fancy Pants
>Trotting around Canterlot. As normal. The sun is shining. The air is beautifully crisp. The streets are clear of rubbish. Ponies are about their business. Alone with my thoughts.
>I blackmailed her.
She knew what she was getting into. I saw her shift when I said what I am. From the very start.
>She has very good reason to doubt me. Still she put her full trust in me and I betrayed that. I lied to her.
So Occult forgave the heartless persona I put forth. Why would she? All the more reason why she is perfect. She's might be older than I am.
>I have to tell her the truth. The real truth.
She's a big pony, a little white lie is expected. Needed even.
>I promised her I would do my best to make the world a better place. Half-truths, and dishonesty won't make this better between her and I.
She'll regret opening completely to me once I tell her the truth. That even at her lowest most venerable moment I wouldn't open up. Not completely.
>All the more reason to do so. I have seen how others deteriorate relationships. I need to do that.
Her name is Occult, and Façade despite the talk this early morning, she has more secrets than even I might have.
>For good reasons.
Doesn't change the fact that I want to pleasure her.
>It doesn't. I want this to be a real relationship. Not a redlight fantasy.
That's true. The frightening part with real relationships is they might not return affection. Occult Façade does have special place in my heart.
>I don't know what I would do if I lost her. I do know that if I do nothing I will lose her.
>It's almost time when she will be back.
>I have to think about how I'll tell her.
>The rays giving me enough courage. Each step closer to my home I feel myself slipping. I have to be genuine like when we first met. She's worth it.

>Be Occult Façade
>I've never felt better.
We know. You've been saying that every few minutes.
>It's because I'm feeling on the up, and up. This feeling isn't going away.
>Even the carriage ride back to Fancy's mansion is nice. Feeling a song in my heart, and a clarity of mind.
Wait! Stop! No Singing.
>Aw, any reason why?
If we break into a musical about how our filly bits tingle next to Fancy, and how she makes us feel special. We will have a lynch mob on our hands to stop the wealthy, and evil Fancy Pants from having her way with us. We may also accidentally speak.
>We could take them on- You make an excellent point. I don't think I'm thinking things through right now.
We did use alot of words so this might be madness creeping in. Apparently some of the words and sections need have some time to fully work as intended.
>No spontaneous actions, and don't go with the flow.
Not until everything is working as intended.
>Keeping still, and not letting my mind wander is going to be difficult.

"Have a nice day sir."
>"You as well miss."
>Just a few more steps to the mansion gate.
>Now a jog to the door.
You're doing good so far just a little longer.
>I'm inside.

"Wooohoo!"
>A thud coming from Fancy Pants' room.
We better check it out. Let's yell to ask about her condition.
"Fancy Pants! Are you okay?"
>Shit, I'm not hearing anything.
>Running. Almost gliding across the floor.
>Bursting through her door.
>Seeing a slime creature, a magenta orb containing echoing screams of it's victims, oozing with purpose as it approaches an unconscious Fancy Pants slumped in the farthest corner. Blast marks dotting the walls, and carpet.
>Jumping at it to tear the slime apart.
>On contact the slime absorbs into me. Voices cry out in my head. Only a few are clear.
>"my baby! my ba- ahhh!"
>"oh celestia, let her be safe. you arn't her!"
>"that's a good foal. i have more in the back. wh-what are doing!"
>"mommy! save me mommy!"
>"look at this griff. hey! do you need some he-"
>"that will be 37 bits. oh, buc-"
>"you fool! the protections are failing. i command you stay bac-"
I utterly Hate this being.
>My vision is going pink. As I'm dragged inward. Into myself. No, into the crying orb. It's heart, it's stomach.
we will kill it from the inside.
>all around me is throbbing pink, and magenta. words from it's victims surround me. a smell of blood and fresh flesh.
this creature will experience all the horrors we can muster.
>tasting the sensation of slippery we finish our descent. the belly of the beast.
we are completely surrounded.
the poor bastard.
>sticking my hoof into the pink i tear into it.

>>224619
Mgalekgolo filly

Filly eagerly awaits her daily ice cream.

>>224626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k69Y2mkc4HU reminded me of this clip. Look at that supersonic tail wagging.

Filly is asleep.
Please do not wake her.

>>224630
IT'S TIME FOR REAL NIGGA HOURS, YOU'RE MISSING IT

>>224630
I actually kind of want to sleep too. For once.

>>224633
you're allowed to, you don't have to be here 24/7. Just forever.

>>224509

"Uh... it was a cat."

Twilight gazes over the impressive display of hydration you've given the sidewalk, and rolls her eyes. "Must have been a big cat. How many beers did it have?"

"I only had one beer, dammit!" You cover your mouth as soon as you say that. The jig is up. Fuck it though, no sense crying now. You pressure on. "So is that guy gonna wine and dine us or am I going to be without booze the entire night?"

She rubs her eyes with her hoof and sighs. "I was hoping you guys could find something to do for the day so I could handle all of the initial dealing with the media, but given the circumstances... it looks like you'll need a babysitter. Can you manage to behave yourself without pissing all over the carpet?"

You almost want to punch her for that wording. "Babysitter." Who the hell does she think she is? You might just be pissed off in the moment, though. She has earned her share of friendly ribbing.

"Do you know of any way to keep faggots from a parallel world from instantly filling my bladder out of nowhere?"

"Hmm..." Twilight pauses for a moment before enveloping you in her magical aura. Her horn blinks three times in the process. "That should do it."

You have now gained a perk: magical placebo. You can attempt saving throws against suicidal, insane, or downright humiliating requests from the voices in your head.

>>224636
preemptively rolling to deny any and all future rolls for us to piss or shit anywhere except into a toilet
[1d100 = 87]

>>224637
I bet I can beat that! Just watch!
[1d100 = 46]

>>224638
Harumph. Fine, I'll let you have that. We've pulled at her strings long enough.

Rolling for filly to piss but not shit herself
[1d100 = 52]

>>224636
Stand there indecisively while the retards in our head argue. [1d100 = 19]

>>224637
Boosting

>>224647
I'm an idiot, I forgot to roll
[d100 = 46]

>>224637
Rolling to deny this and piss on Daring
>>224636
[1d100 = 22]

>>224663
Boosting
[1d100 = 15]

>>224636
Just thank Twilight and move on to whatever we were going to do, I don't actually remember entirely. Too much pissing. [1d100 = 6]

>>224637
Boost, or do it out of sight, like beside a bush at a tree line.
[1d100 = 92]

>>224672
THERE'S STILL AN 8% CHANCE BOIS, LET'S COUNTER-ROLL
I'm kidding. Let's stop for a while.

>>224674
Yeah making her piss and stuff is funny but like she literally just went, leave her to think shes safes for now

>>224675
>leave her to think she's safe for now
I....that's fuckin' cold dude jesus

>>224676
Cold, sure but it is an effective way of making filly insecure and reliant on her friends more

All pushing rolls should be ignored imo, it's just boring, repetitive, and fetish fuel

>>224720
Even if thats true, its still not nice to disregard peoples roles even if it creates a lil extra element mostly unrelated

>>224626
Your pixel art is super adorable. Thanks for sharing!

>After a long and arduous journey, we find our intrepid explorer on a branch, peering down at a temple ruin.
>From what she could see, it hadn't been breeched yet.
>The camp surrounding it made her certain that it was only a matter of time.
>Even with the distance, she could spot the pony in charge giving orders down in the camp.
>"Brown coat... dark mane... khaki shirt..."
>Her eyes narrow.
>"Caballeron."
>Gritting her teeth, she dropped down from her perch.
>She would have to be quick.
>She would have to be stealthy.
>She would have to be smart.
>After a moment to piece together a plan, she set off.
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>Stone ground against stone as the secret entrance Daring found slid open.
>Truly, if one were to watch her make her way through the camp, they would have been on the edge of their seat, but that's not exactly the focus of this particular story.
>It was only a matter of time until one of Caballeron's cronies came to investigate, and their boss with them.
>No sticking around to seriously study the glyphs on the walls.
>It seems like most of them are centered around some manner of hornless minotaur.
>The deeper the pegasus went, the more the glyphs glowed with an eerie light.
>She glided down a sketchy looking staircase, not trusting it to support her after its long life of neglect.
>The instant she passed through the door at the bottom, braziers burst to life with unnatural flame.
>Wall sconces followed suit, circling the room.
>In the center, frozen in a panicked pose, the odd, hornless, minotaur-esque thing floated in the center of the room.
>It at least seemed snappily dressed, for a creature she'd never seen before.
>She circled it for a moment, taking in the room.
>No obvious pressure plates, but with the casual use of magic for lighting, they likely wouldn't be needed.
>"If I knew I would have needed a unicorn, I would've spent some more time back in that village."
>She kicks a bit of rubble toward the frozen figure.
>At the lack of reaction, she shrugs and moves closer for a better look.
>A ring of light flickered to life as she stepped forward. She hadn't been disintegrated, so she pressed on.
>There was a crackle, and the thing began to slowly move as the stasis spell began failing.
"...-ooo waaiit!"
>It fell to the floor, bewildered look on its face.
>After a moment or two of watching it to make sure it wasn't going to go on some murderous rampage, she then approached cautiously.
>"Uh. Excuse me... I'm looking for some kind of treasure or artifact. Potentially world-ending implications in the wrong hands? Don't suppose you know of anything like that?"
>The creature shook its head slowly.
"What... happened? Where am I?"
>"Well, right now, we're deep in the depths of an abandoned temple, currently surrounded by a band of unscrupulous ponies that are likely going to sell whatever they find on the black market."
>The creature shifts in place then stands.
>Our heroine took a step back on seeing the height of it, but shook her head and took off, hovering in front of the creature.
>"Speaking of which, we've gotta get out of here."
>She flitted around and starts pushing on its shoulders.
"But... I don't know anything about this place..."
>The creature began moving despite the relatively gentle pushing.
>"It'll be fine. You've got me on your side!"
>Looking uncertain, the creature still continues onward.
>She shuffled the two of them past the glowing ring.
>Like it was made of smoke, the creature dissolves as it passes the ring.
>In its place, a small pegasus filly wobbled in place on her hind legs before falling forward onto all fours.
>Daring, no longer supported by a tall alien, shot forward with a yelp of surprise.
>With quick reflexes, she managed to keep from colliding with a wall and touched down as the entire temple started to rumble.
>A high pitched squeal escaped the filly and she scrambled backwards.
>When nothing happened, she tried crossing where the now vanished ring had been several times, to equally little effect.
>Bits of rubble started falling from the ceiling, much to the chagrin of our adventurer.
>"Panic later! We need to leave now!"
>In a flurry of feathers and fur, Daring swept up the green filly and started flying up the stairwell at a breakneck pace.
>She dodged left and right through the corridors, sometimes dodging so narrowly that she could feel primaries getting hit.
>The secret entrance loomed ahead, with the shadows of curious ponies peeking in.
>"MOVE MOVE MOVE!" screamed the adventurer.
>She shot out of the temple into clear skies as ponies scrambled away.
>The green pegasus filly in her forehooves clung tightly to Daring.
"Don'tdropmedon'tdropmedon'tdropme!"
>"Curse you, Daring Do!"
>"Better luck next time, Caballeron!"

>>224760
>With that, she took off into the skies, much to the new filly's consternation.
"Why am I a pony? I don't know anything about being a pony!"
>Daring found her way up to a cloud so that she could have a chat.
>"I guess it was pr--"
"DON'T DROP ME DON'T... wait..."
>The green filly blinked, dumbfounded at having been set on the cloud.
"I'm not falling. Why am I not falling?"
>She prods the cloud, playing with the fluff.
>A slight pang went through Daring's chest.
>"I... It was probably some sort of failsafe. If I'd had the time to study... maybe I could have figured out a way to keep it from happening."
>She scuffs the cloud a little.
>"I guess I'm a bit responsible. ... I... can help take care of you until you get the hang of things. It's only right."
>She gave a smile.
>"As for the cloud thing, that's part of what pegasus ponies can do. You got lots to learn, kiddo."
>The filly frowns and points a hoof.
"I'm a fully grown man, you know."
>She pauses, then looks at the hoof she's pointing.
"...or... I was, I guess..."
>As reality settles in like an itchy blanket, her head is cradled in her forehooves.
>Daring shuffled awkwardly in place before moving over and wrapping the filly in a hug.
>"... My name's Daring Do. What's your n--wait."
>She looks around, then conspiratorily lowers her voice.
>"I also write about my adventures under the pen name 'A.K. Yearling'. What's your name?"

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Not alicorn filly shenanigans, sorry. Had an idea and had to get at least some of it out. Hope it was enjoyed, nonetheless.

Splish splash

>>224209
>Be Twilight.
>You let your thoughts wander like you always do when you walk.
>Your friends come to mind.
>You try to remember how their voices sounded.
>Pinkie is easy.
>Rainbow comes to you after a few minutes.
>Rarity... you'll come back to her.
>Fluttershy's has faded.
>You give up.
>You've given up at her's many times before.
>Everything is cyclical.
>The cycle has been broken, but...
>...why are things still the same?
>You know correlation doesn't imply causation, but something about this foal-
>Human, as she puts it.
>You didn't mention the fact that you knew what humans were.
>Maybe it was kept from her before, but you still recall the books you read under the covers long after you were supposed to be asleep by the light of your horn.
>Your brother probably knew, but he was never one to try to get you in trouble when he knew he would be interfering with your passions.
>The depiction of them wasn't quite as the filly had described to you.
>Harbingers of the end.
>Arms like tree trunks.
>Maws full of a combination of sharps and dulls, capable of eating both plants and animals.
>The latter always sickened you to a certain extent, but you knew the griffons fed exclusively on meat.
>The books you read always left more questions than answers.
>They were certainly extinct, if they even had existed in the first place.
>You... won't tell the filly.
>You probably won't tell her a lot of things.
>You want her to be happy.
>She's been through a lot.
>What was it that the pony with the Harpsichord on her flanks always said?
>'It's just time to pay the price, for not listening to advice, and deciding in your youth, on the policy of truth.'
>You're not of an opposing doctrine.
>The mountain rises in front of you.
>"Wake up, Drowsy. We're here."
"I never told you about Pokémon..."
>Be Anon.
>How the hell does she know about Pokémon?
>"Drowsy is another word for sleepy?"
>Oh, right.
>They're pronounced the same way, just spelled differently.
"Sorry."
>"What for?"
"Uh..."
>"We're here."
"Ah, perfect. So now you can just fly us up."
>"I think somepony needs more nap time."
"N-no..."
>Right, you're a dumbass.
"I took this way up last time."
>"No other way it seems... I really had better carry you. You could get hurt very easily here."
"Since when do you care about that..."
"Your voice, it's the same."
"God I'm sorry, it'll take some time to distinguish..."
>"Hey."
>You shut up.
>"It's okay, I get it."
>You're lifted from her back and set on the soft grasses.
>"Anon, listen to me."
>You look deep into those beautiful purple eyes.
>"You're safe now, but you very recently weren't."
>"I understand if you have some apprehension towards me. After all, I look very similar to your captor."
"She wasn't a captor..."
>"Okay, a nicer word might be..."
"She was something like a mother."
"Not a good one, but I don't know if I'd go so far as to call her a captor."
"Well I would, but if she found out I'd said something like that she'd probably..."
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>You embrace the filly, holding her head up against your chest as she cries and blubbers incoherently.
"It's going to be okay..."
>"N-nothing i-is ever o-otay..."
"You're here now. You never have to see her again."
>"But why is it that that makes me feel even worse?"
"Stableholm syndrome, you fell in love with her."
>"S-stockholm."
>You carefully clean your dirt-covered hoof and then rub her little head with it.
"We'll need to catalog all of these differences later."
>"H-heh, yeah."
"Ready?"
>"Ready."
>Be Little League.
>You carefully navigate the keys.
'How do I save Anon?'
>'You can't.'
>'But there's someone who can.'

>>224762
Unique take on things, I like it. Good to see more from you

https://pastebin.com/sGSfXRXL
Pastebin is fully updated for those of you who aren't caught up.

>>224764
Fuck that's cute. I want to splish splash as the filly

>>224762
damn i was hoping someone would write this
as a filly i'd explore the fuck out of stuff, find the fuck outta some artifacts and fuck up the fuck outta some goons with her

all to be back in time for a nice bath and cuddling session after some hardcore adventuring

>>224766
Interesting... wonder who that could be