/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

~Yay! Fresh bread.

>>117739
Fresh bread is best bread.

Will filly ever get to go home and stay there?

>>117743
Indeed.

>>117743
>get super wasted the day before
>wake up and open your door
>see this
what do?

>>117750
Completely ignore her and head towards the bathroom to puke your gut out.

>>117748
but filly is home now, why would you want to go back to the abusive shithole?

>>117758
sh-shut up!
y-you're just saying that!
This place isn't really home, it's just a very nice place to stay!
It doesn't matter that the people here aren't mean to me and they actually care about me, it isn't home dammit!
w-when I was first kicked out of my home, I w-was lost, s-scared, a-and confused more than I've ever been before in my life; I j-just want e-everything to be back to the way it w-was before
Is that too much to ask?

>>117760
clearly it is.

>>117762
fuck off you british cuck

>>117762
Fuck off PTFG shill

>>117762
Fuck off.

Why are there no IDs in AnonFilly threads?

>>117766
Lurk more.

>>117739
My first ever anonfilly art gets to be on the OP
and I can't stop grinning

>>117760
Hey, Come here little filly.
*Hugs*
It's okay, let it all out, It's not your fault.

I did a doodle of the filly. pls no bully quality.

>>117775
Looks really nice.

>ywn cuddle filly and fall asleep to the sounds of jupiter
why live

>>117780
How do YOU know that will never happen?

>>117781
because
1.obligatory >she's not real yet
2.i really doubt any filly/anon would even like me irl to do that, besides maybe a clone
3.there wouldn't be a way to have a cd/phone/computer in horseland to have the sounds playing, and if there wasn't anything taken from earth, jupiter couldn't be recorded to have the sounds anyways

>>117769
Make more and it'll happen again you wonderful faggot

>>117767
Does this exists here as well?

Dont think this will be something that will just come up while lurking so i ll spoonfeed you >>117766. In /mlp/ threads Anons are completely annonymous and here we have flags and IDs, some Anons didnt like that when we moved in and asked if it could be changed, so in the end we got a compromise with flags but no IDs
I personally liked the IDs tbh, but gotta agree it took off that feel of anonymity, afterall in the end everyone here is just another filly but you

>>117775
I would >hape this filly

>>117801
Except for you. I'm guessing the Brazil flag is a pretty big tell, unfortunately.

>>117805
there are a few brazilians in here though
unless they've gotten murdered

>>117805
It's a burden being special.

>>117805
Yea, which is why i m pro-IDs being set back in
If i cant be Anon then NO ONE CAN, REEEEEEE
is joke

>>117807
I think there s like 3 monkeys, me included, i m not sure if its that hard to discern us either

>tfw the UK flag is tarnished from PTFG shill
Going to have to make maximum fun posts or actually update my green when I get back home

>>117811
Are those faggots still trying to absorb us?

>tfw I'll be all alone tomorrow
>tfw I'll still have you fucks to hang out with
doesn't feel too bad

>>117813
It is more like one persistent faggot than plural

I wish for filly to pee in my mouth.

Okay, recap time!

Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/JReEqH6G

>You are Anon Filly, one of at least five humans who have woken up in Equestria in the body of a filly.
>You woke up in Canterlot 10 years before the return of Luna, but luckily for you, Princess Celestia found you a home with Twilight (who also used to be a human) and her family.
>So far, you've had a bit of a rough ride.
>You've had bullies threatening you with knives, and changeling infiltrators trying to erase your memory to keep you from finding out about your plans.
>But you're a clever filly, and you've made it through all of this nonsense.
>In fact, you even ended up with a cutie mark from all of it - a question mark.
>Apparently your special talent is seeing the future.
>Thus far, you've had a prophecy telling you to get all of the human-turned ponies together, or one of them (Fizzlepop Berrytwist, who was apparently a communist in her previous life) is going to lead the changelings to conquering Equestria!
>Right now you're in Ponyville, having just relocated with Twilight, her family, and Princess Cadance.
>The family has a hit on its head, so you're trying lay low while the changeling menace in Canterlot is being dealt with.

>>117775
Oh, hay. Are we posting our """art""" now? Here's mine. What do you think guys? Do I have what it takes to be a world-class clop artist?

>>117840
listen to Shiny's story!
[ 1d100 = 7 ]

>>117840
Ask if its just a recap of one of his O&O sessions? [ 1d100 = 15 ]

>>117841
needs moar dock and qt mark

>>117775
In case any of you faggots missed them, here are all of my masterpieces.
There will be an update tonight, I promise.

>>117855
Shit, forgot one.

>>117850
I dunno, Anon. I don't think you'd really be able to see any dock there. In fact, I'd say that everything is perhaps a bit out of place i.e. the genitalia is too high up unless we assume that filly is down in front with her rear raised in the air, and that we are looking at it from an angle. And of course her genitals are proportionally far too big for her body.

I'll save filly-think for someone else to use.

>>117855
>>117856
Now I actually have some amount of confidence in my ability to draw!
I can't wait for it to go right back down to where it was (right next to my nearly nonexistent confidence in my ability to write) when I actually try drawing!

>>117879
Anon. I posted a fucking horsepussy. You can post whatever shit you've drawn.

>>117877
>>84463 → This thread is great.

I drew >>117775 after a couple of tries and practising drawing the basic shapes. Everything else was proper shit and looked like an 8 year old did it but you just got to practice.

>>117883
but anon, I've never drawn anything

>>117893
Not the guy you linked but neither had I since high school around 16 years ago

I cant draw, but have a filly edit

>>117893
There's your problem mate.
Unironically, practice until you get half-decent at it.

>>117896
Byotiful. Somebody had better be saving all of this high quality art we're getting, it needs to be archived for generations of fillies to come.

>>117896
Awesome.
I wen't ahead and made the legs green, because I'm a total loser with nothing better to do.
Someone do the made. I can't get it right.

>>117903
*the mane

>>117903
you both missed a spot of cardboard :^)

>>117906
Fixed

>>117910
You're doing Filly's work, Anon.

>>117906
Couldnt find the spot but if he says its fixed then it is >>117910

>>117917
I was able to find it easily
nuke Brazil when?

>>117920
I-its functional, pls no bully

>>117921
F-filly please, we can talk about this, I m not Australia…

>Tfw unironicaly cant spot the difference
Will check tommorrow when i m not so sleepy

>>117927
See that flap sticking up in the air? It had a tiny patch not covered.

Now you can sleep easier.

>>117739
Still no repost of this…

>>117930
You're a day early

>>117931
I'm fifty minutes early.

>>117932
you're just under 4 hours early here.

>>116671 →
I feel like I'm getting rusty. All of this time off can't be good for my story, tell me if anything could stand to be fixed.
>Fuck it, you didn't come all the way to Equestria to just end up a sniveling mess on the floor, that's just what Twilight wants from you.
>Jokes on her, you know where she keeps the booze.
>Feigning a mope off into the castle, you spring up as soon as you're out of sight.
"League, if I'm going to die, I want to spend my last moments singing shitty drinking songs. You can either sit there awkwardly sober, or you can join me."
>She just gives you a massive goofy grin.
>"Friends share, Anon."
>You take a moment to stop by your room to conceal your implements of mass destruction properly underneath a conveniently loose piece of amethyst.
>Okay… you may have only just now remembered that you and Lyra had gotten into the planning stages of a massive drug operation, which required you to have a place to hide the funds.
>Would have been really fucking useful earlier with the cash, but you digress.
>The two of you navigate your way over to the main stairwell, descending to Twilight's dungeon.
>Tapping your left forehoof against the walls, you eventually hear a metallic clank.
>Pressing your hoof against the cleverly-painted button, you are rewarded with a click.
>Descending the rest of the way into the dungeon, you see that a portion of the stone foundation has slid out to reveal a well-stocked cabinet of alcohol.
>You never dared to get into this beforehand, you were too afraid of the consequences.
>But even though you're trembling at the cabinet, you feel an obligation to follow through.
>To drink like no filly has before.
>Make your selection.

>>117938
Oh yeah, name.

>>117938
the most expensive thing she has, go big or go cold turkey!
[ 1d100 = 69 ]

>>117941
Whew…

>>117950
that's what that is?

>>117952
Maybe it's white slime? Like Gak or something. Semen would actually be better put to use inside of filly.

>>117954
I just thought she was smudging the hell out of a piece of glass.

>>117955
At first I read this like you thought she was actually smushing a piece of glass like it was slime.

Then I realized I was the idiot in this situation.

>>117955
Smudging it with what? Like holy shit, if that's just grease out of her coat then you could pick her up and wring her out like a wet rag.

>>117961
>Ywn be the greasy NEET filly
Why live?

>>117961
I'd like to refer you to the image in the post below.
>>117759

>>117961
Why would you do that? Poners are machine washable.

>>117931
He's on time here

>>117985
I want to fug_ the Australia fillies

>>117938
The strongest most russian sounding Vodka she has. No mixers, straight from the bottle.

>>117988
Keep talking like that and i'll sic the Nobody on you, America!

>>117990
Nice pasta, Aussie, but you've used that recipe already.

And we won our battle.

Now run along back to your emu overlords.

>>117950
>>117952
>>117954
>>117955
that was meant to be glue you niggas

>>117994
that has got to be some of the worst glue I've ever seen drawn

New update for you all, hope it doesn't disappoint! Feedback is still welcome, as I'm still trying to improve for you all. When we last left Anonymous, he went to sleep after a long day of chores with Spike.

>your dreams are fairly similar to the daydream you had in school, except this time there's no bartender Celestia
>that's good, you could be expecting Luna any minute
>instead, you're back wandering around your college with a bunch of EqG abominations
>why are you even here?
>why are these here?
>fucking disgusting, no human is supposed to be these colors!
>you walk away from this mess as far as you can, at least until the render distance shifts to let you not see them anymore
>the rest of the town is deserted, though
>oh well, more room for activities
>now what do you do?
>well, you could try to recreate the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, but this isn't Tokyo
>or is it?
>you concentrate as hard as you can with everything you know about Japan's capital and try to project it on to the environment around you
>nope.jpg
>apparently just because it's your dream doesn't mean you can do anything you want
>dang
>can you at least summon in different beings to join you?
>you focus as hard as you can on Godzilla, trying to make your brain take the hint
>after a few seconds, you stop since Godzilla hasn't appeared
>when you look down at the street, however, there is a gecko in front of you!
>it's not the king of the kaiju, but it's sure better than nothing
>sadly, it probably can't handle a bat-grenade or eat Optimus Prime
>it could definitely sneak up on Indiana Jones, though
>you'll work on it
>one day, you shall dream the Ultimate Showdown
>and it will be amazing
>old memes are the best, most of them age like fine wine
>might as well take Godzilla Jr. over to the college and see how badly he can mess up the abominations there while you're waiting
>you pick up the gecko in your left hand and put it on your right shoulder
>it stays right there because it knows it's your dream lizard
>if it's this obedient here, imagine what'll happen when you get back!
>you make the walk back to your college to see that all those "humans" are still populating the area
>you set down Godzilla Jr. on the ground and concentrated on him a bit more
>when you open your eyes again, he's about the size of a horse
>success!
>you hop on its back and start your rampage through the school because fuck it, it's your dream and you can do whatever you want here

>be Princess Luna
>you've checked on everything else you need to for the night, time to see what Anonymous is up to
>you close your eyes and concentrate on him for a second as you teleport to his dreamscape
>when you open your eyes, you see that you're in a town
>it looks like Manehattan in style, but it's buildings are much smaller and still different in a way that you can't quite tell
>is this what an average human town looks like?
>so far you can't tell where he is, as the area seems deserted
>you're going to have to track him through his own mind if you don't want to be searching until the dream ends, and you don't want to be stuck in somepony else's dream when it ends
>then it's just a mess to get back out of later
>after searching through the layers of his subconscious, you eventually get a lock on his location here
>you wander this town for another few minutes until you find another complex of buildings that shows signs of life
>well, showed
>much to your horror, you see blood and viscera splattered all around this courtyard and a set of very large tracks going through it all
>this is bad, Anonymous might be in danger!
>the dream still isn't fading so he's still active here, but if he dies here it could give him some lasting brain damage!
>you run into the complex as fast as you can, keeping on as close a path to Anonymous as you can
>it's not easy to do so, this area's pretty enclosed and it won't help much trying to fly around these buildings
>you can only hope that you get to him before whatever monster is causing this does
>eventually you come to a dead-end blocked off by a large wall
>Anonymous should be right on the other side of it!
>but you also hear screaming
>the monster must have found him first!
>in a split-second decision, you decide to blow the wall with a magic bolt
>you charge up the spell as fast as you can and fire off a shot that sends the wall crumbling inwards in a cloud of dust

>>117998

>be Anonymous
>your fuck-it fueled rampage atop Godzilla Jr. was cut short by an explosion caving in the wall to your right
>it sends up a massive cloud of dust that has you pull your shirt over your nose until you remember that it isn't real dust
>"CEASE YOUR AGGRESSION BEFORE I BANISH THEE, BEAST"
>that voice
>it's Luna!
>is she talking to you?
>guess you might have some explaining to do
"Hold on, don't shoot! I can explain!"
>you jump off of Godzilla Jr.'s back as the dust clears
>you walk up to Luna, who is at first thankful to see that you're alright
>this changes to a look of horror, disgust, and confusion when she sees what's going on in the room
>bloodstained walls and even more viscera, as well as Godzilla Jr. chewing on what's left of someone
>"I don't think an explanation's necessary, I have enough of an idea of what's happened now."
>her face has turned a slight shade of green, and she doesn't look so good
"Hold on, I'll get you to the bathroom. You don't look alright."
>she lets you lead her away from the scene in that room and over to a nearby bathroom
>as soon as she gets to a sink, she immediately hops up and pukes into it
>poor thing, you guess ponies' dreams aren't this violent or detailed
>she really shouldn't see any of your nightmares, then
>it's probably also a good idea that she didn't know what the "EXTERMINATUS" button did either
>you stand next to her, unsure of what to do for a few more seconds until she picks her head up and wipes off her mouth
"Are you alright?"
>"No, not after seeing that."
>she mumbles something under her breath, and you can barely make out some of what she said
>something about Tia being right and you being a savage
>you would feel offended, but now that you think about it, this was a pretty barbaric and disgusting dream
"Yeah, sorry about this. I guess earlier events put the seed of violence in my mind."
>Luna looks more blue than green again, at least
>she's also regained the composure she had from her last visit
>"Shall we pick up where we left off, or is there anything new you'd like to say?"
>shit, where did you two leave off?
>that's right, moon landings
"Well, we humans have been to the moon several times with probes and a few times with actual people. There were supposed to be 7 missions that went there from my home country, but only 6 actually made it. The 7th had to skip the landing because of technical difficulties."
>Luna seems to have pushed the recent happenings of your dream out of her head and is now focusing on what you're saying more than anything else
>so you continue to explain everything you know about the Apollo missions carried out by the US and include a few other things that you remember about Soviet probes and some planned Chinese and Indian probes
>by the time you've explained that, she seems to have forgotten all about the mess in the next room, still being guarded by Godzilla Jr.
>instead she's turned her focus entirely towards the subject of space and what humans have done with it
>"What else has your species done in terms of space travel?"
"Well, we've created multiple space stations, one of which is used by almost every developed country as a place to study space and how it affects things."
>"And you have been able to send other humans there?"
"Yes, we have. That space station is constantly occupied by people too, but the people rotate out every so often."
>she seems absolutely stunned by this
>while she's taking in that statement, you decide to try to clean up your dream a bit by removing every entity but you and Luna
>you close your eyes and concentrate
>you open them a few seconds later, not knowing whether you succeeded or not
>she's back to looking at you, so if you're going to check you're going to need to do it discreetly
>ah fuck it, the worst that can happen is that she sees what she's already seen
"Hold on, I'm gonna check something."
>you stick your head out of the bathroom, and to your relief, it worked
>no more blood and guts, but no Godzilla Jr. either
"Alright, I cleaned up the damages I caused. Would you like to take a walk around with me?"

>>117999

>be Luna
>Anonymous went on a murderous rampage in his dream with the help of what you think is a giant gecko before you showed up
>he managed to distract you with more facts about humans and their adventures in space, but you're still pretty shaken
>he said he's fixed it, but do you really want to see?
>not wanting to be rude and incur the wrath of a human, you accept his offer
"I think some fresh air would help, Let's go."
>as you two step out, you see that he has actually fixed it
>maybe he's not as much of an uncaring monster as this dream suggests
>humanity must be an enigma if Anonymous is a good example of an average man
>it's hard to believe that Twilight convinced him to become a filly
>was he convinced?
>you're not entirely sure, you never got the chance to ask her about it
>something to write her a letter about, definitely
>but back to what's around you
>this dreamscape may look a bit odd, but it has its charm
"Would you mind terribly if I asked you where we are?"
>Anonymous looks around and shrugs
>"This is where I went to college before being brought to Equestria. It's a nice campus, but I never went outside that much. Want me to show you around?"
>this place is impressive enough from just walking around it, it must be 3 times the size of an average Equestrian college!
>would you two even be able to complete a tour before the dream changed?
"Why not show me where you spent the most time?"
>"Alright, I'll give you the top five, in no particular order."
>he leads you inside a large building and down a set of stairs
>"This is the computer science room where I had my programming classes."
>the room is full of dark-colored boxes, flat black panels, some other devices, and a bunch of things that look like typewriters, but flatter and with many more buttons
>are these computers?
>you look back to Anonymous after you've finished scanning the room
>"Ready to move on?"
>you nod, and he leads you back out and up the stairs
>instead of going back out though, he climbs further up
>you follow him up, and he turns into a hallway and into a different room
>this one's got a few of those computers from the other one, but it's also got more open space in the middle
>"This is the room where my engineering classes take place, it usually has more people and machines in it though."
>machines?
>those machines must run off of electricity if it's true that humans don't have magic
>that must be a nightmare to work with, magic is a lot easier to use in a circuit
>if only you could've looked at one of those machines he mentioned, then you'd be able to know for sure
>you turn back to him, signalling you're ready to move on
>"Alright, the next two places aren't going to be very interesting, so I'll just walk you past them."
"What makes them so uninteresting?"
>"I'm pretty sure that advanced mathematics and cafeterias exist in Equestria, but feel free to correct me if they don't."
>point taken
"Alright, you might as well just bring me back to the last spot you wanted to show me if the other spots are really that boring."
>"Cool, on to the best and last spot!"
>Anonymous starts walking off back towards the stairs, and you follow
>he leads you down to the ground floor and back out
>instead of taking you to any of the other buildings nearby, he completely leaves the complex and goes to a different looking building nearby
>you continue to follow him as he enters the building and climbs even more stairs, eventually stopping in front of a door
>"And this is where I lived, my apartment!
>he opens the door to reveal…

>>118000
>a complete mess
>it looks very disorganized and the floor isn't very clean
>"Sorry it's kind of a mess, I usually clean on Saturdays and it was a Thursday when I got brought here. I also wasn't expecting company, but- Oh right, this is a dream! Hold on…"
>you look over to him, and he's got his eyes closed again
>when you turn back around, everything looks much cleaner and more organized
>the floor now looks freshly swept, too!
"Feel free to look around, and I'll get you a drink. Is water fine?"
>he must really be trying to make up for before by being this nice in a dream
>you are feeling pretty thirsty, though
"Water would be lovely, thank you."
>you wander around a bit, seeing the size of this apartment
>it's not very big, but Anonymous has made good use of the space he has
>everything has a place that it fits in, and it fits well
>he taps you on the shoulder and holds out a glass
"Here's the water, are you feeling better than before?"
>you are, at least you're feeling better about keeping in contact with him
"Yes, thank you for asking, but I'm going to have to ask that you don't do something like that again. It's going to take a long time and plenty of whiskey to forget that…"
>"I'm seriously sorry about that, I don't usually have dreams like this. I promise next time I won't be going on any rampages, and I'll do my best to make sure that it never happens again."
>you finish your glass of water as you begin to feel the dream fade
"It appears we're out of time again, same time tomorrow?"
>a small look of disappointment crosses his face
>"Is it almost morning again?"
"No, this dream is just ending. There's still a few hours before you wake up this time, so you won't be left disappointed by that button or that manifestation of my sister."
>yeah, you knew what was really going on in those dreams
>you may not have paid direct attention to him, but you weren't just going to let some good insights to his mind go by without even a cursory glance
>his face turns bright red and he gets very surprised
>"O-oh. I d-didn't know y-you saw that."
>you smile and relax a bit
"Goodbye for tonight, I'll see you again!"
>and with that you exit his dream to go back out to the waking world

>be Anonymous
>Luna just called you out on wanting to fuck her sister
>you could not feel more embarrassed unless she walked in on you during that dream personally
>but how?
>she wasn't there if you remember correctly
>can she just see what goes on in someone's dreams without needing to be there?
>spooky
>you may have to be a bit more careful in your dreams from now on

"Alright, Shiny, you can tell the story. It better not be a re-telling of recent events though."

>>"Of course it isn't."

"Or some O&O campaign."

>>"R-right. Well, has Twilight ever told you of the time when we went spelunking in the caves under Canterlot?"

"I don't think she has…"

>>"Well this was almost two years ago. I was supposed to be watching her, but I kind of wanted to go hanging out with my friends. There was apparently an ancient treasure buried deep beneath the mountains and we were determined to find it. No LARPing either, this was legit."

This gives you a little chuckle. Sure they aren't LARPing. It's not like all of his friends aren't a bunch of O&O nerds.

>>"So like a good big brother, I decided to bring Twilight along for the adventure. I brought my sword along too, just in case things got dicey."

Really now, what kind of responsible parent gives their young colt a sword? Answer: Twilight fucking Velvet.

>>"We snuck away into the caves around evening time. Mom and Dad were planning on being gone all night, so we had a perfect excuse to just spend all night in the caves."

<"You are absolutely the the least responsible babysitter ever."

>>"Hey, don't be like that sweetie. I happen to at least be the best brother ever. AIN'T THAT RIGHT, TWI?"

>"Sure thing, BBBFF."

>>"Anyways, we ended up spending 3 hours not finding anything. I was about to give up hope, when I saw a wicked looking shadow on the walls. It had sharp fangs, and a wicked horn. I quickly turn and ran in the other direction, only to find it again just a short while later. It grew even larger and started making this creepy noise that echoed throughout the caves."

Shiny begins to whistle in a way that sounds like some archetypal flying saucer.

>>"So I ran even further, but the monster kept showing up wherever I went. It's teeth got even sharper, and soon started to show claws, though I could never see its face. I figured at this point that it was invisible or something, because I could only ever see its shadow. I almost ran myself out tired, but then, something happened."

You feel a light tingling sensation on your back all of a sudden, which causes you to jump in surprise.

>>"WHO'S THAT BEHIND YOU!"

You turn around immediately, and see Purple. In her hooves is a cape that looks like something Shiny would wear. She twists it around a bit and shines her horn underneath it, casting a monstrous shadow on the wall.

>"Oh brother, what's that behind you?"

He turns around, and jumps in shock, causing Purple and Cadance to both laugh.

>>118006
HAH! Got 'em!

just being here with you faggots, it's already hard to feel alone today
i love you guys, full homo
so i found out that after i reset my pc, the program for my tablet stayed, but none of the drivers, so i've essentially been drawing with a mouse in my hand this entire time. i feel retarded for never noticing this before, as it's clearly shown in the lines, but now it means on top of being easier, these arts will hopefully look less shit from now on

>>118008
Oh, Anon… that picture. Remember I'll always be there behind you, even when it doesn't feel like it. I'll always be with you, little filly. I love you, fag. I love you.

>>118008
Damn good for mousework

>>118008
You're the Birthentimes Anon, aren't you? From a couple threads ago?

Well, happy birthday! I'm hoping I'll get to post something later. It'll probably be shit, but I guarantee that I tried my hardest and I made it with love.

No homo, though. We love you, but not in that way.

Aaaaaannnd….. happy birthday to that one Anon who has his birthday on Valentine's Day.

Happy Singles' Awareness Day to everyone else!

Had to hit submit exactly as the clock hit 12, though it took 4 seconds to upload the image and get everything processed by the HTTP handlers.

In any case, is there anypony better to spend this day with than your fellow fillies?

"So this is the first part where you get to chose in CYOA style on what the poison joke does to our Anonfilly."
>>117755 →
>>117756 →

So this is what we are going with? What even is a phantom dick?

>>117755 →
>>117756 →
>>117736 →
>>117732 →
I appreciate your enthusiasm though. It wouldn't have been fun if nobody cared.

>>118025

>What even is a phantom dick?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_limb

Like you can feel your dick is still there, but it's not.

>>118023
>You're Forever Alone and Nobody Loves You Day
>posts a beautiful young filly holding a sweet little foal– the product of her love with another– in her hooves

That's like posting pictures of happy mothers on infertility awareness day.

>>118018
>spoiler
nonsense, anything from the heart is immediately great and i dont deserve it
>other spoiler
n-not even as the filly? that’s all i meant, im not actually a faggot

I've had Pink Floyd stuck in my head ever since that last thread and I just can't get rid of it. Ironically, I think one might be able to make a stronger case than ever before we need at least some kind of thot control.

If you guys were fillies, I'd totally have sex with you and stuff. Right in the pussy, cause I'm just such a romantic, ya know? I want to impregnate filly and have a nice big comfy family with her.

Last i remember this VA was okay with doing Anonfilly voices, we should request some
https://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/31883473

>>117928
>Not letting me play the where s wald- spot the difference minigame

>>118049
>https://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/31883473
Don't forget to bring all your best shipposts; it is Valentine's Day after all (and the two VAs in the thread are a guy and a girl)!

Hey, Anon whose birthday is today;
Happy Birthday.

>>118068
Isn't there a color version of this?

>>118068
Happy birthday, Anon!

>>118071
if there is, i don't have it

i dont know what time it is in the US right now, but i wanted to wish the anon whos birthday it is today a happy birthday

>>118073
>>118078
christ anons, you spoil me
and i feel like a faggot for taking so much space here, sorry

>>118079
-and in an attempt to be less of a faggot, even though i just took another post, any requests?

>>118042
F-fine, but only as the Filly. And go easy on me, I'm a fragile Filly.

>>118081
Take up as much post space as you want! It's not like you're flooding the thread with nonsense posts. Today is just as much your day as it is the day for all of us faggots to remember that >wwn have our waifus be real.

>>118068
Happy Birthday!

>>118084
Don't have this one yet. How fresh is it?

>>118086
Not sure, I saved it the 19th of August last year (assuming Windows isn't lying to me).

>>118086
>>118089
i've got november 15th of 2016

>>118095
>ywn have your filly shut down when you call her your waifu
why live

>>118097
Excuse me while I go remedy that issue.

>>118099
Don't worry. You'll still have us, even when Hasjew finally brings the show to a likely unsatisfactory close.

Nice dubs, though. Think of them as confirmation that you'll make it.

Happy Valentine's day, all you fillies.

>>118068
And happy birthday to the birthday filly. Glad it's been a good one.

>>118116
>ywn do all kinds of fug to a filly you REALLY get along with

>>118084
>>118117
thank you my dudes!
is it sad that i cherish a birthday wishes of complete strangers on the internet more than the people around me?

Be honest now; how would you really react if you were suddenly turned into a little filly?

If I were turned into a filly, then I honestly don't think I'd make it without help from Twilight or whoever turned me into a filly.
The sudden transformation would shock me so much that I would no doubt ever be able to sleep for a few days.

>>118161
In truth, I would be fucking pissed. I like being human. I like having hands, and a dick.

>>118161
I miss my fingers…

I'm just gonna leave this here:
I want to wish you a happy Valentine's Day /mlpol/! I hope today is a good day for you all.

>>118068
I hate birthdays, they re just days like any other
But i made you a card anyway…hope you like it

>>118008
Happy birthday, fag. I hope your day hasn't been complete shit!

>>118126
God she'd be beautiful. I want to make filly my lover and the mother of my children. Yea hey, no homo Anon, but I want to get you pregnant.

Why isn't there more pregnant filly art, damn it? It's her purpose in life after all.

>>118204
Where is CountryRoads?
I miss him and his fillies, they were top cute

and his colts were good-looking as well

>>118206
Is kill. The era of cute anonfillies and cute anoncolts doing cute anonthings together is over.

>>118207
I reject your headcanon and substitute my own! There are no anoncolts! Except me, because I like my penis and I want to put babies in things. All the rest of you fags are just gonna have to be content with being dykes or cock sleeves. ^:) I have no particular attachment to that notion, though. In fact, I don't like it. Not one bit.

>>118211
>>118213
but this is a very slow board!
digits have no power here!

I j-just w-w-want him to c-come ba-back…

>>118213
Haha!

>>118215
Everything has to work differently and it bugs me. Reee.

>>118216
Now that there is some high quality Elmers!

>>118220
The reply link broke because the post it's replying to was deleted

Filly needs cider

>>118234
Pegafilly a cute

>>118234
Wew. Oh lord.

>>118234
That's a very cute filly!

Did anyone have any input for the CYOA?

>>117801
Don't spoon feed people, you bad Brazilian.
You like IDs because you don't have a shitty internet like me.

>>118006
>>118246
Laugh along with them. Maybe you're getting tired, now?
[ 1d100 = 8 ]

>>118246
Nto really much to input on. I hate to say it, but Lone15 beats you at your own job when it comes down to decision-prompting. Sure it feels a bit spoon-feedy at times, but despote that you could take a page from him.

blep

>>118251
>>118234
Nether change.

I'm just gonna leave this here…
http://boards.4chan.org/trash/thread/14057636#p14060301

>>118250

To be fair, I do give filly absolute freedom within reason. I leave my prompts relatively open ended because I want my readers to truly feel as though they are in control of the narrative. All I do is set up the cast and events that unfold before you, and tell you what happens when you take your decisions.

>>118257
Another thread got thrown into the trash bin?

>>118261
check the post it links to, it's a thing.

>>118173
it's already the best thing i've gotten, anon
and honestly i wish it would be treated like any other day. i stopped caring about it a long while ago. it's just hard to forget it's there
>>118189
it can't be shit when i'm here with you dudes, thank you

>>118263
I already checked it, it's just a greentext.

>>118263
It's just Aerolite bashing, commendable, but they should really come here to post.

>>118265
>be me
>working at mcdonald's
>two fat faggots somehow squeeze through the doors
>literally the fattest customers I've ever seen
>combined they must weigh 1000 pounds
>ordinarily wouldn't care, but I overhear one of them saying "emelpi" to the other so my interest is piqued
>floor sags noticeably as they stride towards the counter
>people waiting by the counters have to step back so they can get through
>they come up to the register I'm at
>lemme guess tiny, a small salad.webm
>I do my best to not cringe at the foul smell of both of them
>they order four big macs, four large fries, four large cokes, and four chocolate shakes
>pain in the fucking ass to do all this shit
"That's gonna take a few minutes. Can I get your name to call you up when your order's ready?"
>without hesitation the fatter one says "Aerolite"
>mfw
Here you lazy faggots go.

>>118267
then why not link them to here?

>>118257
>>118265
>>118267
>>118268

For sweaty fat fucks, they have the most shit taste in fast food I've ever heard of.

>>118270
I agree, who gets a big mac and a shake at mcdonalds? their fries are pretty good, though

>>118270
Micky Dees fries are fucking champion when they haven't been reheated them for the umpteenth time. They're one of the few that haven't gone to that natural cut shit.

But seriously, if you HAVE to get a burger from there, just get a Quarter Pounder. And their shakes went to shit after McCafe became a thing.

>>118268

Thought for a second I was in the /trash/ thread for a sec when I saw this.

And I will repeat that the Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese is the superior McDonalds burger.

>>118272
>>118273
Well, I fucked that reply up.

>>118270
>>118272
>>118273
>>118274
from fillies to fast food arguments
derailment is complete, America wins again!

>>118277
Except for the slice-of-life episode in Season 1, Filly went to get hayburgers.

>>118260
Restaurants with few options on the menu preform better than restaurants with a lot of options on the menu. This is because choice is stressful, and the more choices available means the more stress that is endured. By offering true unlimited choice, you may find that your CYOA may suffer from participation. You should consider offering suggested routes. By offering some suggestions, you take away some of the stress that choosing presents, and offers a starting point for write in ideas. You will likely not only see an increase in suggestions, but also may find writing easier, as some of the suggestions given will be based off your own ideas.

>>118269
They already know they can come here, spamming them with links will only piss them off and keep them away out of spite.

>>118270
You realise it's fake, right? No one's autistic enough to give their fucking online alias as a callout, and they don't do names anymore, they do numbers. Some of the more expensive stores even have GPS pads they give you so they can find your table.

>>118280
but why do they not want to come here?

>>118282
>Too much /pol/
>Not 4chan
>Not fast enough
>Haha, fucking nazis

Take your pick really, they either have a skewed view of this place because they weren't around on April Fools or they're spiteful because of /pol/'s history of leaking out of their board on 4chan.

It's really not so bad here, though. Thread quality is much higher than /mlp/ and /pol/ put together and then some. Have you seen /mlp/ lately? It's a smoking crater, and there are people unironically spouting love and tolerance again as though it was ever a real thing.

>>118280
>they don't do names anymore, they do numbers
They do names at the restaurant on my college campus
though I do agree that there's a significant chance it's fake

>>118285
>too much /pol/
>Haha, fucking nazis
Then avoid the threads that will make you upset, it's not a requirement to visit those threads to participate in this one

>Not 4chan
Great, so there isn't any faggot mods and the users who want to suck their cock who want to kill filly. Hardly an excuse. It is also one extra tab to have open on your browser

>Not fast enough
This thread moves faster than the last threads that were on /mlp/ so that excuse holds no water

Some anons are beyond hope

>>118279

I can certainly offer suggestions if you guys are starting to feel decision paralysis, or if there's literally not much else to do barring something completely arbitrary. That said, I don't want to create the sense that you are all being railroaded into a fixed plot where your decisions are limited. The nature of a CYOA is that you create the adventure. You ARE the filly, and you have complete autonomy. You can go anywhere you want, and do anything within your physical capabilities. Most of you seem to have chosen to accept what you have been handed to you at face value, and so I have crafted a plot around Twilight and the family.

I can imagine that there isn't much left to do tonight, so I'm probably going to let filly sleep as suggested, and possibly give her another vision or something in her dreams. When she wakes up, she'll probably be taken to school or something expected. But while being the good filly and paying attention in all of your classes, making new friends, and such may be one option to take, it is not the only option. You could just as easily decide to play hookie, bully some colt, run off into the Everfree Forest, or even just sleeping through class. There's no script. There are some events that will happen around you that are beyond your control, but what happens to the filly… that's up to you guys. You are not the human that is reading about the filly, but rather, you are the filly and experiencing life in Equestria. You are the master of your own destiny.