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I wish for filly to pee in my mouth.

>>115709
What the fuck even is this thread

Like do you people actually unironically want to be turned into a child cartoon pony so you can be fucked or "bred" by people from /mlpol/ or you yourself fuck an /mlpol/ user that has been turned into a little filly? Do you realize how ridiculous that is
This is by far the most degenerate general on /mlpol/ I mean it combines fucking pedophilia, transformation, beastiality and/or xenophilia and whatever other fetshes you might have and Tbh I gagged a lil bit upon discovering this thread
Please consider psychiatric help and reevaluate your life of you unironically browse this general and look at anon filly pictures

>>115716
What the fuck even is this pasta

Like do you think people actually unironically want to be turned into a child cartoon pony so they can be fucked or "bred" by people from /mlp/ or they themselves fuck an /mlp/ user that has been turned into a little filly? Do you realize how ridiculous that is
This is by far the least degenerate general on /mlp/ I mean it doesn't have fucking pedophilia, transformation, beastiality and/or xenophilia and whatever other fetshes you think it has and Tbh I gagged a lil bit upon discovering this pasta
Please consider psychiatric help and reevaluate your life of you ironically browse this general and look at anon filly pictures

>>115715
Please do.

what happened to the other thread that was put up before?

>>115721
Mod explained it here: https://mlpol.net/mlpol/res/113170.html#115708

>My image is the OP image
My day has been made
>>115718
Top kek

I have a lot of work to do tonight, so I'll probably leave you all with an extra night to discuss the riddle.
Take care, everyone.

>>115728
hope you get it all done, m8

>>115728
Shit, forgot about that. Here's what the riddle was:

>"Clover, I've decipherized™ it! The riddle reads…" She clears her throat. "Upon a bed a male doth lie, three limbs bound with a heavy sigh. Upon the eve of every day, a genocide he orchestrates."

I suck at riddles though


Take care

>>115731
So he's jerking off with both hands?

>>115732
Kek. Would Lily be that lewd?

>>115709
We are back online?

>>115755
yeha bicht
https://twitter.com/bbpoltergiest/status/904950649342746625

>>115755
Yep.

>>115767
Anon daddy looks SHARP. Literally, sharp. no wonder filly is hurting also other reasons

Filly is not for sexual.

>>115775
Oh shit that's hot.

>Thread deletion triggered fillys PTSD.
wat do to make her feel better?

>>115785
post a new thread, didn't we already do that?

>>115785
Cuddles.

>>115785
Don't encourage filly's autism with a fidget spinner.

Arn't fidget spinners supposed to help treat autism or something?

>>115785
hides

>>115793
>>115794
Literally autism exacerbaters.

>>115796
we need moar filly scrunch

>>115769
>Anon daddy
Oh, fuck~

>>115785
In this order:
Tight hug
Soft hug
Cuddle hug
Gentle fug

>>115803
TSCG? I've never heard of that card game, please tell me more.

>>115791
Encourage Filly's autism with a Butterfly Knife

>>115806
That sounds like a grand idea with no hands. What can go wrong?

>>115804
The one where you and Twilight have a Duel over who Anonfilly gets to live with, But if you lose, then you are also turned into a filly and both of you have to take part in her spell shenanigans. Which also includes some lewd spells.

>>115811
>lose
>turned into filly
are you sure you got this the right way around?

>>115802
gross

>>115812
>wanting to lose your autonomy because purple cunt doesn't want to be stuck alone with Spike
y tho? I get being the filly is fun, but why do you want Twilight to force experiments and spells on you?

>>115812
I dunno about you anon, but your gonna be turned into a lot of things not just a filly, if you let twilight have her way with you 2.

>>115813
What's wrong with her face?

>>115813
Well, I reckon t's a lot hotter when she's calling you daddy than the other way around.

>>115817
>a lot hotter when she's calling you daddy than the other way around
Holy shit what the fuck?

>>115818
Well if you get off on calling Anon "daddy" while he fucks your fillyhood, then more power to ya.

she stole my chips
w-why is filly such a bully?

>>115823
you're six times her size, take them back!

>>115823
Because you refuse to punish her antics.

Go spank her

>>115820
That's not it. Originally saying it is a lot hotter when she's calling you daddy than the other way around implies a couple of things. One, you are not filly. Two, there is justification for calling the filly daddy for some reason. Riddle me this, if you are not the filly, then who in this scenario is the filly?

>>115826
Did you see the pic that was referenced to? >>115767

>>115825
>>115824
you know what? you're right, i'm being too lenient. filly's gotta be taught a lesson!

>>115823
>>115825
>>115828
With those chips, filly is going to be punishing herself.

>>115828
WHAT THE FUCK

>>115830
Filly knows how to party. Let's set up some Chick-Fil-A catering at a local college and watch the salt flow.

>>115830
Put your dick in her.

>>115806
I own one. Can confirm, the premier fidget spinner for aspiring school shooters.

>>115833
uh
i don't think that'll work

>>115835
Love, uh love finds a way.

>>115835
Put a condom on fag.

Unless you want an Anonbabby.

>>115835
Is there no hole or something? If not, then make a hole to fuck.

>>115836
Yo dude, that's raep. What's your problem?

>>115839
>not wanting anonbabby

>>115835
Cut a hole in it fag. Take pictures.

>>115842
>Defiling the filly plush
Fucking degenerate.

>>115844
>Getting a non-lewd plush
Filthy casual

>>115847
>Ruining a plush that was clearly never intended to be lewd
Do you even filly, mate?

>>115848
>Not reading my post
Do you even English, anon?

>>115849
Ni…

>>115837
>>115839
>>115840
>>115842
man, good thing da-i mean filly is passed out!

>>115851
kek

>>115732
One hand, because three limbs are bound. I came up with this answer first and I want to see someone be a bit more original

Someone claim me as a filly! [ 1d100 = 3 ]

>>115856

It's a fucking clock.

>>115859
explain pls

Sorry there's no update today, I got sidetracked with the fishing thread and further distracted by IRL stuff. I've still put in a decent amount of work, so expect the update tomorrow to come pretty early.

>>115861

>three limbs
Hour, minute, and second hands.

>upon the eve of every day
Midnight

>genocide
Time is reset/killed

And since we're calling it a male in specific, it's probably a grandfather clock.

>>115863
>three limbs
That's a stretch. Most clocks I've ever seen only have hour and minute hands, and the genocide == reset time is even stretchier.

>>115847
i-i got it as a gift though

>>115866
I don't know what clocks you've been looking at, almost all the analog ones I've seen have three hands.

>>115867
>gift
F-from who? I wish I got gifts…

>>115866

>Most clocks I've seen
Most clocks you've seen are shit.

>genocide == reset time
It's a riddle. They are known for metaphors. In fact, you want a good metaphor for killing time? Go watch the movie "The Langoliers." It's pretty creepy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LodnGRjWqp0

>>115871
But I would have nothing to contribute. Unless someone wants to receive random shit that I make.

>>115872
If you can take in a bunch of bottles and cans and hold on to the money to buy gifts and make cards, you can join in. random shit that you make is the best gift, Anon.

>>115872
i think something like 97% out of the 178 participants were alright with homemade stuff
someone would absolutely love the random shit that you make
if not, minimum technically is $20, but i'd rather have something made from christmas cheer than just $20 worth of hasbro toys

A grandfather clock lies against the wall. As the clock strikes midnight, it reflects upon the 86,400 seconds that have died over the previous day, and the 86,400 seconds it will cause to pass over the next.

It's not a sexual metaphor at all. You all are just perverts.

Anyways, I'm going to go get up to date on Placeholder's story, and then update my pastebin.

>>115876
>You all are just perverts
Stating the obvious, are we?
I wish to be molested by Purple Hoers, as a filly.

>>115877
i want to be molested by another filly
and why dont we have anything like that, yet? like a filly slowly moving on top of another, bedroom eyes and tongue sticking out, while the other filly is blushing, sweating, and saying, "n-no, but this is gay! i'm n-not gay!"

>>115878
I want to sexually frustrate Twilight, pushing her closer to the edge until she finally caves in.

>>115865
That means I can claim you! >:D
[ 1d100 = 58 ]

6 gorillion hours of hard work in ms paint. I also take commissions.

Recap time!

Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/JReEqH6G

>You are Anon Filly, a human that woke up one day in Equestria in the body of a filly, ten years before the return of Luna.
>As it turns out, you're not the only human to get this treatment, and there are no less than 5 humans to have had this happen over the past few years.
>One of these ex-humans is Twilight Sparkle, the filly whose house you've been staying in for the past few days.
>Some crazy things have started happening since you arrived however.
>For starters, a changeling had replaced Twilight's mother, Twilight Velvet, and tried to get close to Princess Cadance, even if it meant wiping ponies' memories when they found out too much.
>But you managed to rat her out to Princess Celestia without dying, which is pretty nice, but it also means that the whole family has a hit out on their heads.
>It's not all bad though. You've discovered you have a special talent in being able to see into the future, although you don't have the ability to control it just yet.
>So far, you've managed to use it to find out where the real Twilight Velvet was being hidden, and after making her pancakes with Shiny, you'd say you've hit it off with her alright thus far.
>But your powers have also given you a pretty wicked prophecy of the future.
>The Elements of Harmony want you to bring the ex-human ponies to them, or the changelings could take over Equestria!
>You are right now about to board a train with Twilight's family and Cadance to Ponyville as part of Equestria's Witness Protection Program.
>In your possession are a dice bag, an Ogre's and Oubliettes rulebook, and an unopened letter from Lyra Heartstrings, a filly who used to be a talented busker living in Seattle.

>>115767
>>115885

What's with all of the sudden Anondaddy?

You teasingly stick your tongue out at Twilight.

"So I thought you were going to be the popular one, but it looks like I'm the only one getting letters here."

She sighs heavily.

>"Just remember who introduced you to her."

"Yeah, yeah… she was pretty cool though."

You try to think back to your meeting with Lyra. She played a lot of music from Earth and it made you feel a little nostalgic. Then you tried to molest her, and instead of getting all pissed off, she was pretty cool with it and suggested making you a dildo to help relieve the tension. Unless she knows some magic to temporarily change the weight and physical dimensions of an object, you're pretty sure this letter does not contain a dildo, though you still kind of want one.

"Hey Celestia, is there a way to quickly send packages between Canterlot and Ponyville?"

<<<"Well the Equestrian post can make deliveries within a day or two. Is that fast enough?"

"I guess, but is there like, a magical method? You know, to be able to send things instantaneously?"

Naturally, Twilight takes the opportunity to give a magic lecture.

>"Anon, teleportation magic takes a lot of energy. Like a small power plant kind of energy. And it gets worse the more mass you want to send. You can barely send a letter with dragon fire, and we don't even have that because Spike's too young."

>>115895
Get a little defensive towards Twilight but not too much. Flirt with Celestia subtly enough to confuse her but not alarm your new parents. Bonus points if its related with her outfit.
[ 1d100 = 12 ]

>>115889
Look guy, I'm just recoloring things. I didn't invent "Anondaddy". Ya perv.

>>115785
Cuddles, of course

>>115823
>>115830
>>115835
>>115851
>The Adventures of Filly Plush
Cute stuff

>>115862
No problem

>>115863
>>115876
That actually makes sense. Good work, you might have saved the fillies from getting gassed

What would filly's favorite flavor of ice cream be?

>>115936
Two scoops of vanilla
Mint chocolate chip?

>>115936
She is genetically designed to enjoy mint chocolate chip the mossy.

I wanted to write something today but I didn't get to do that though. Other stuff is taking my time from me. I have intended to write something this weekend anyway but no promises.

>>115796
Also filly is so cute. I want one.

>>115937
>>115938
Filly has good taste.

>>115870
>A clock
Please explain how a clock can represent twelve characters.

>>115936
COOKIES

AND

CREAM

>>115955
12 numbers on the clock face?

>>115947
>Filly has good taste.
indeed, I want to taste the filly

>>115966
There was some more information before the riddle, which I realize now might be hints.

>On the wall a riddle is scrawled in an ancient tongue which has twelve slots below it.
>While League combs through her Ancient Language Dedecipherizer,™ you take a look at the wall opposite to you.
>Two sets of the alphabet are inscribed in stone tablets.
>Upon closer examination, each tablet has a specific magical rune etched into its back.
>Unfortunately, the slots beneath the riddle seem to lack any distinguishable runes.
>"Clover, I've decipherized™ it! The riddle reads…" She clears her throat. "Upon a bed a male doth lie, three limbs bound with a heavy sigh. Upon the eve of every day, a genocide he orchestrates."

Possibly meaning it's 12 characters long, and only 2 max of each letter?

That bold did not show up at all

i love my waifu!

>>115971
I love your waifu too.

>>115975
but anon, you're my waifu

It's just some guy jerking it before going to sleep

>>115976
But what if I wanna do things with my wiener and stuff? What happens then?

>>115982
>things with my wiener and stuff
I'm gonna start a line of sex toys and call it that

>>115982
but there are plenty of things you can do without your wiener…

I want to make the filly into sausage.

>>115996
then jump into a sausage maker

>>115999
Trips demand it

>>115876
Here's something that may help, I finally got around to making a pastebin for my story! https://pastebin.com/J4G5FWzM
Now, to the update I promised you all!

>your dreams are not too bad this time
>they mainly consist of you (human) and Twilight hopping around different universes and seeing what's there
>included are some other fictional universes that you know of
>star wars/trek, pokemon, even 40K
>you two stopped the Death Star from blowing up, crippled a borg cube, caught a legendary, and even fought with Space Marines against the forces of chaos
>the interesting part happened when you were about to press the "EXTERMINATUS" button to clear off a planet held by chaos
>you feel a tap on your shoulder
>you turn around to see Princess Luna standing behind you
>"Are you the creature known as Anonymous?"
>she's pretty short, too
>are humans just complete giants to all ponies?
>probably
"Yeah, and to what do I owe your visit, your majesty?"
>trying to be as polite as you can, you also kneel down
>"Please, save the formality for my sister. I've come to ask a few questions."
>okay, nothing new so far
>you stand back up as she asks her first question
>"Were you the one who maxed the score on the guardstaff's Pac-Mare machine three times?"
>you were, and you're not ashamed in the slightest
"Yes I am."
>she develops a small smirk for an instant but is replaced by her calm demeanor again
>"Then I would like to congratulate you on beating my score and putting those guards even further in their place. However, I regret to inform you that your scores were wiped. Too many of them were complaining about the top three scores being S U C, M A I, and A S S."
>this makes you laugh yourself, you had forgotten what you put down for the initials
"Then tell them that they don't actually have to suck my ass!"
>this takes her completely by surprise and she's just barely able to hold in her own laughter
>she regains her composure after a few seconds, but still keeps a smile on her face
>"I'll tell them tomorrow, I hope you don't mind if I quote you directly."
>now that the fun's over, only one question remains in your mind
>maybe two
>okay, maybe even three, but you're pretty sure she isn't DTF
>first things first, though
"I just have to ask, how'd you figure out it was me?"
>"I heard that Twilight visited on Saturday and brought a guest that Celestia asked for personally. After confronting Tia about this, she told me who you are."
>guess that also answers your second question
>she didn't flip out about you because she knew what to expect
"Anything else you want to ask while you're here?"
>"Yes, is it true that your species has successfully sent members of it to the moon and back?"
>back to the moon, but she might as well know about it
"Yeah, back in 1969 we sent three guys there on the first of several missions. Only Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin actually got to land on it, though. Michael Collins had to stay back in the orbital craft and make sure that they had a way back."
>she looks genuinely stunned for a solid minute
>"You're going to need to tell me more about this later, I need to get back to work for now. Besides, it's nearly morning and you'll wake up soon."
"Then I guess I'll see you tomorrow?"
>"You will, you've managed to catch my attention in multiple ways, and unlike my sister, you don't need to visit me personally."
>and with that, she walks away and fades out of your dream
>now, where were you?
>oh yes, the "EXTERMINATUS" button!
>you pull your arm back dramatically and shoot it forward to press that big, shiny red button that will end all those cultists' lives
>as you push the button, you get a piercing ringing instead of the fire and brimstone you expected
>that must be your phone alarm
>you open your eyes with great disappointment at not being able to massacre chaos followers from orbit before waking up
>you shut off your alarm and roll out of bed, looking about as good as you feel judging by your reflection in the walls
>time to go find a bathroom so you can at least clean yourself up
>you grab your phone and wander out into the hallway to look for one
>still dark, this isn't going to be very fun
>you wander for a few minutes going door to door, and you find a bathroom
>yep, all the necessary equipment is necessary
>a shower, a toilet, and a sink
>time to clean up
>setting your phone down next to the sink, you turn on the shower to what you think is a reasonable temperature
>you check to make sure all the other necessary stuff is present while it's warming up
>yep, there's soap and shampoo
>there's a towel already on the rack
>you don't need clothes because you're a pony
>yep, you're good to go
>now the water just needs to get warm
>you take a seat on the toilet and wait
>you're not risking using your phone here, it's a lot easier to drop it without fingers and you don't want to fish it out if you do
>when you see the shower producing a significant amount of steam, you decide to test the water
>it's pretty spot on, temperature wise
>you get in and just stand for a few moments before actually cleaning yourself
>it takes some brainpower and effort, but you manage to get just about everything
>now to let the shower thoughts take you!
>it's pretty interesting to see where your mind takes you
>it drifts back to the Pac-Man machine
>after some contemplation, you come to the conclusion that Pac-Man may have been the first undead survival game, depending on the formal definition of that genre
>that's enough shower time, the water's starting to get a bit colder
>you step out and turn the water off
>after grabbing the towel, you dry off as best you can and pick your phone back up to leave
>you should probably find Spike, he might know where everything is
>but first you have to find your way to somewhere you can start looking

>>116010

>might as well try to get back to the kitchen
>as you work your way along, eventually you're greeted by a pleasant smell that makes it much easer to find out where it is
>mere moments later, you find Spike in the kitchen working with a frying pan
>he's also got that gay little apron on
"Can I ask what's in the pan?"
>he visibly jumps at this and turns around
>"Hi Anon, I didn't expect you to be awake yet. I was just making myself breakfast, want some?"
>you are pretty hungry
"Sure, what are you making?"
>"I'm trying to make pancakes, and it's going pretty well so far."
>he tries to flip one using only the pan
>he barely catches it
>"Do you want one or two?"
>you've never really been that big of a fan of pancakes, but you're being offered food
>at any rate, you'll just have one since they look pretty big
"Just one, do you know where the syrup is?"
>he looks back to the pan before looking back to you
>"I think it's in the cabinet to your left."
>sure enough, the syrup's in that cabinet
>problem is, it's up too high for you to reach
>you look around for a solution, but there are no stools and the chairs look pretty heavy
>however, there's some room on the shelves leading up and the cabinet's firmly stuck to the wall
>you look at Spike, he's still paying attention to the pancakes
>you put a hoof up on the lowest shelf to test it
>it holds firmly, this crystal stuff must be pretty strong
>using this as leverage, you put your other hoof up on the next highest shelf
>this one holds too
>after a bit more trial, you soon manage to climb up the shelves and get to the level with the syrup
>success
>after grabbing the syrup, you begin making your way back down at a slower pace
>you really don't want to fall and drop all this sticky stuff on you in the process
>"While I'm impressed with your idea, you could've asked me where a stool was."
>you look over your shoulder to see spike staring up at you, looking mildly amused
>you finish making your way down and use this time to construct a reply
>you put down the syrup bottle, and speak your mind now that your mouth is clear
"It worked, didn't it?"
>"Heh, it did. Yours is on the table, and I'm pretty sure you know where all your school supplies are?"
"Yeah, they're probably back in my room. Hope I didn't have any homework, I don't really know how Cheerilee deals with that."
>Spike shrugs and goes back to the pan, now holding more batter
>"I'm pretty sure it'll be fine, just check if you have it or not next time."
>you go take your place at the table with the syrup in tow and eat your pancake
>it's actually one of the best pancakes you've ever had
"Damn Spike, this is good!"
>"Glad you like it, I messed up the recipe a bit. I might have to write that down for the future."
>after you finish, you check the time
>it's only 6:45
>you're doing alright
>you wander back up to your room to grab your stuff and make it there in record time
>you're getting better at this for sure
>your saddlebag is a bit easier to put on this time, since it's still fastened from when Twilight put it on you
>after another wander around the castle, you make it back to the kitchen
>Spike's now sitting at the table with his own pancake
"See ya later!"
>he swallows a bite that he took
>"Have fun, and say hi to Sweetie Belle for me!"
>you'd rather not, but it's not exactly that hard to do
>you pick your phone up off the table and put it in your bag, then head down to the front door
>it takes longer than getting to your room, but you still make it in a few minutes
>stepping out to a beautiful morning, you make your way to school

>>116011
aw yiss, glad to see this still alive

>>116012
Looks like Silver may be kill, though…
Another F for a promising greentext killed too soon.
Come back and prove me wrong, y-you feget!

>>116017
it's dead, anon
F

Years went by and Anonfilly grew into a fine big mare thanks to human genetics, how do you survive her >Rape?

>>116025
That's a big poner.

>>116025
Lie down and take it like the filly I am.

>>115996
Sir, we're gonna need you to come down to the station.

>>116030
oy vey! Am i being detained?

>>116028
U U U U

>>116028
For U.

>>116025
She can't >rape me if I want it!

>>116034
>"HEY, PURPLE!,
Leave us Fillies alone!.

Not gay.
But if I was forced to be a filly, I would want to be Big Mac's cock sleeve.

>>116041
Hah, gay
If anything you should pick one of the Renault sisters if you really want to be a cocksleeve so much
At least they re mares(stallion)

>>116049
That's even gayer.

>>116049

They're Geldings. They don't have balls. They won't be able to cum inside you.

>>116041
>>116049
>Not being 100% pure, rejecting cock entirely and being a horn warmer instead
Heating Celestia horn in the cold could be fairly prestigious job i bet

>>116049
These aren't traps, you faggot filly.

>>116055
>>116049
How did this meme start?

>>116056
"Do not edit or post my art on derpibooru" artist on mlpg did a gay art.

I.
Fucking.
HATE.
THE TRAPS BULLSHIT!
It was invented by a faggot pissed off about their femininity. He felt attraction and had to explain it.

>>116059
If it makes you feel any better i only use that as a reason to meme, not literally
I think its fun enough that those three random mares got picked out of the blue too

Also filly catching the Renault sisters doing 4-hoof drifting tandems when?

>>116061
>i only use that as a reason to meme, not literally
and i guarantee you that's how this retarded shit spread in the first place
that's how ALL retarded shit is spread

>>116066
Filly is some of the best retarded shit spreaded.

>>116067
my filly posting is extremely serious you faggot
my love is very literal

>>116049
>>116051
>>116055
>>116057
>>116061
FUCKING DELETE THIS CANCEROUS MEME RIGHT NOW!

>>116073
Being this fanny blasted only fuels this great meme

why do i routinely have the desire to gently dick this filly while she moans and squeaks out my name, above all the other poners?

>>116073
>>116076
the multiple attempts is even more hilarious

>>116075
why does she have a small goatee

>>116077
Because you're a faggot.

>>116080
I don't know.

>>116049
Looks like you semi-successfully derailed the thread
I hope you're proud of yourself, faggot

>>116081
like i'd take the word of someone in the gayest continent

>>116073
>>116078
I'm with this anon.
This stupid thing pisses me off. Degeneracy metastasizing.

where do I sign to be the cute filly?

>>116087
Why are you quoting >>116078?
That post is just laughing at the botched formatting of the initial post made by >>116073

>>116088
PTFG of course.

>>116090
what is that

>>116090
CEASE AND DESIST CRIMINAL SCUM

>>116088
You already is.

>>116094
but I do not have any hooves or cute fluff?

>>116091
The 4chan thread from which this thread spun off, the one about becoming the little pony.

>>116091
A shill, ignore him.

>>116095
>but I do not have any hooves or cute fluff?
Not yet you don't

>>116095
yes, but you already is filly in spirit just by being here.

>>116101
didn't work the second time though. WE HAVE LEARNED. WE HAVE EVOLVED.

>>116101
Ignore


If you were a filly, what kind of plushie would you have?

>>116083
Sadly i was not, i was just having fun with that gay concept
Also the horn warmer filly that was brought up is better tbh

>>116089
I'm fucking drunk, ok?

>>116097
this PTFG has odd images and writings taken away from this place, I do not think I like it very much

>>116098
>>116099
>>116100
great so I will wait until I am cute filly

>>116106
Well you have terrible taste.

>>116103
I d have no plush because im a poorfag, but a Surprise(White pegasus ponk with gold mane) plushie would be nice

>>116106
>I do not think I like it very much
you is smart.

Hate to postpone the green further, but I'm really fucking sick. I'll get to it tomorrow, but right now I just need to rest. Take it easy, Anons.

>>116110
Sleep tight, poner.

>>116110
Sleep tight, poner

>>116107
stop shit posting you faggot

>>116106
Amazing, you can stay

>>116110
Sleep tight, poner.

>>116110

Rest well, and take acetaminophen as needed.

>>116107
your derail attempt has not gathered any attention, please just stop cluttering the thread. it is only really mildly annoying.

>>116113
This thread is nothing but shitposting.
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>116110
Sleep tight, poner.

>>116110
SLEEP TIGHT, PONER

And sleep tight anon.

I think the fillies are going to get gassed. Riddle too hard

>>116110
SLEEP TIGHT, PONER

>>116106
this is you waiting

>>116110
SLEEP TIGHT, PONER

>>116103
Asriel Plushie, then you could tell all the ponies that monsters are real on your world.

>>116017
F, it was just taking a surprising turn
The Gendarme must have caught up with Silver for that one picture he found on Derpibooru

>>116110
SLEEP TIGHT, PONER.

>>116110
>>116110
sleep tight, poner.

>>116123
That's a cute filly

>>116123
that is a very cute filly, but that is not me, I wish to be cute if I wait longer?

>>116110
SLEEP TIGHT, PONER!

>>116131
One day you will be cute filly. Give it time.

>>116075
Well I like this.

>>116103
A hitler plushy.
All the other ponies would wonder what kind of creature it was. But I would know. I’d remember him, forever.

>>116110
Sleep tight poner.

>>116134
I am hoping so, I would very much enjoy being the cute filly

>>116103
A Twilight plush. It could be multi purpose, like making a voodoo doll of the real thing.

>>116012
sorry I haven't gotten to this, I'm not planning on letting this die until I finish it once and for all. You faggets matter too much to me to let you all down.

>>116143
Thanks, anon.

Y-you too

>>116146
No problem!
I need more friends IRL

>>116103
I'd take my Luna plushie. I already treat it as an actual companion, and maybe some of Twilight's wizard magic could bring it to life.

>>116142
No, love your momfu

>>116103
another filly, of course

>>116151
Nah, fuck that. Every other universe has Twi ranging from being a major cunt to a monstrous asshole. I'll defend myself with what I can, including voodoo.

I'm alone, broke, it's Friday night, and I feel like I can't even masturbate anymore. wwfd?

>>116155
get drunk and fantasize about shitposting is my guess.

>>116155
save up for booze or something to get your rocks off

>>116157
What if filly is tired of cheap booze and stuck living at school?

>>116159
then don't get the cheap booze

>>116160
Pretty smart…

>>116155
tbh if i was a filly in your situation i'd be taking pictures of my puss and posting them

>>116162
but would that be okay under Canadian Law?

>>116163
does canadian law cover colorful horse puss?
i think not

>>116155
Take the tune to look for a job. That should fix your broke problem.

>>116164
FILLY, ANON, FILLY
NO GAY

>>116165
no, but it covers regular horsepuss, I'm pretty sure. Also, there's the whole issue of whether being a filly means technical underageban, so it's a pretty complex issue.

>>116170
fucking leaves, amirite?

>>116171
no u
but yes