76975 No.105074[Last 50 Posts]
>Spoonfeed me. What's this thread about?
This thread typically consists of Anon gone Filly, Now he must venture into his new world of being a cute little filly… for the most part.
>What's to be expected?
Fillies, Cuteness, Anon-Tier shenanigans, Bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, etc..
>Any Archive of Photos or Stories?
>I'm a contributor.
Great! For writers, just let Fauvra or President Clop know, so they add it to the doc. For Artist, Animators, and any other, Store them in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.
>I don't like this thread because of reasons.
You'll never know how it is unless you try a dose of filly.
Side Note: Believe it or not guys, I do hear you. I see what you're saying, I just lurk most of the time. Expect, without fail, new threads following the 800 post mark excluding extraordinary circumstances (sick, nuclear war, etc). Love you guys, and I'm glad you're here.
Rolling for more greentexts
Okay, I didn't even fudge that roll. This is some voodoo shit.
Critical fails can lead to fun outcomes (from 3rd person viewpoint)>the rapee becomes the raped
I did a bit of shitty green on the /mlp/ threads, though you guys probably don't remember it.
new ID? let's see if this works
Fuck my critical fail, deliver!
thanks for this anon, we love you too.>>105107
I can post the old green I did if you like. Pretty shit, though. I promise I'll do more later.
That's a fennec fox, isn't it? It's not strictly speaking even a dog.
Was thinking the same thing. Dogposter was only his given name, though. He has divine aspirations we cannot comprehend.
Hey it's you again.
Do I need to break out the copypasta again? Just let them have their fun.
It's not an Anonfilly thread without the threadly reminder, it's comforting to have it here, like Thingpone's Macready posting.
Get the fuck out of here.
rolling to just have more content in general
No, not until anonfilly learns to hate roads
Should have my laptop back in a couple of days, will make it up to you guya.
The 'lil bit' always cracks me up.
We call that a "69 and I owe you one."
Cute. Clean the base though, it looks like filly did something else with the knife before presenting it.
Bad filly! Sharp blades are not safe for little ponies.
Section 256 of the Anon Filly writer's convention code of conduct states that a writer, upon successful completion of a story, must be snuggled against his or her will.
Sorry man, but it's gotta be like this.
i-ive been waiting for my snuggles for a year
But EaTCarbS hasn't *successfully* completed his story; it's still unfinished! What is to be done in this case?
The fate befalls him that befalls all other writefags that have perished before their stories are completed.Dishonor.
But wait, are they snuggled by fillies, or do they become the filly and get snuggled by anons? Or does everyone become fillies and snuggle?
These are important questions
In this case they are just snuggled by fillies. Since the story was completed, not finished to the end they can never become the filly.
Damn. Better than nothing though.
I think this describes Twilight's and Anonfilly's relationship aptly: https://youtu.be/RmHDCqjGuAg?t=88
We still need you EatCarbs!
>>105162>Fallout 4 VR
Is it any good? I kinda want to get it but at the same time, I'm still salty that I have to pay another $60 for a game I already own.
>>105274>after the first anon arrived inna questria, green fillies started arriving out of nowhere>while at first it was fine and simultaneously worrying to the ponies, the few bad fillies ruined the reputation of all of them>as such, anon proposed an idea>and with funding from Twilight, he officially started the Anon Shelter Service, creating a living space for all the Anonfillies>one way he keeps the peace is through his point system>every Anon starts off with 100 (You)s>they can decide to spend them immediately for things such as ice cream, cute filly clothes, and even meat>they can be sold or given, and 10 are given to every filly after a week>glim glam helps to keep the peace, using lie detector spells and subtle magical imprints to track how many (You)s each filly has>it helps with her friendship skills, and she gets to enjoy watching over another vi-FILLage full of green little faggots>Anon may or may not have a few special fillies to himself, who get just a bit more extra (You)s
i thought about this too hard
*didn't think about this hard enough
we need to go deeper
Like are the (yous) a crypto curancy and if so can I invest in them.
Your mouth is already a toilet.
Why is Communist hoers the only one smiling?
>>105293>as the number of fillies grew, and the land needed to house them has expanded, some have grown bitter>they organize in secret, complain that, despite being fillies, they can't get jobs or families and "unlock their true potential">they've made numerous rallies and became quickly organized>their members are characterized by the red bandanas they wear, and the fact that they never shave their fluff>since their influence has grown, and their strikes have become more coordinated, anon responded to it with his own organization>the FPD>its members must undergo several tests to prove their work ethic and loyalties, and are posted around common areas to keep the peace>they are paid double the amount of (You)s, and are equipped with water guns full of lemon juice>needless to say, since then there haven't been very many fluffy filly bloods walking around
H-how could you say that? Carbs has died and gone to writefag hell! The ride was fun while it lasted.
AM I BEING DETAINED?!?!?
yes for not respectin the filly
Ask Filly her opinion on helicopters
yep, now don't go making things difficult.
and there's an ice cream tax for service
Pastebin updated: https://pastebin.com/JReEqH6G
Time for another recap
>You are Anonymous, a 27 year old Value Village stockboy living in Texas>One day, you wake up in Equestria, 10 years prior to Luna's return, as a young filly>Since you woke up in the castle, your first instinct was to try and molest Princess Celestia>This only managed to comically fail as she saw all of your attempts as the normal rambunctiousness of a young filly>Because you didn't have a home, she has you living with Twilight and family until a suitable home can be found for you>Your memory of your first day is rather vague>You can remember playing chess with Twilight, followed by a hide and seek game you can only remember from her point of view>This ended up in you running out of a room that Cadence and Shining Armor were having sex in>To make matters worse, your knowledge of sex and an attempt to ride Shining's dick caused Cadence to think you were sexually abused and needed counseling>After they left the room, you soon find out from Twilight that you aren't alone in being in Equestria. In fact, you're one of at least four ponies here who used to be humans, herself included>The next day, you go to school for the first time and make a number of unicorn friends>But you also meet a few bullies who threaten you with a knife to hand over your sandwich>You refuse, and get treated like a hero>After this, you meet up with Lyra and get a private electric harp concert>But you try and rape her afterwards, so she agrees to make you a dildo so you can relieve your sexual frustration later>When you head home, you lose your own memories of some of the previous day's events>These are soon replaced by Twilight's as you find out that Mama Velvet has been replaced by a changeling (or a demon)>After this, you end up having a massive cry session with Twilight
You are here.
it would be nice if fillies could fly them>>105327
Filly look out, purple is sneaking up behind you
Lots of things are broken like scopes don't work and the graphics are very blurry. Melee is a lot more fun/viable and the VR vats is much better. Also the bullet spread from the original game is in the vr too so if you aim perfect your bullets still don't go strait. The dlc doesn't work but if you've got the original you can just get a hold of the VR files and run it from your main folder. All in all its not worth 60 bucks.
Also you can really fine tune your settlement builds cause you can pick up stuff and move it with your hands. I sat and tried to toss a basketball into a hoop for 10 minutes. Overall its a neat gimmick but the original is better becausw the not shut graphics and access to mods/dlc. Very few mods work with vr but I got a barebones list working.
you walk and drive on them, what of it?
are you trying to meme on me?>>105330
what? oh SHI-
rip in piece filly
>>105335>are you trying to meme me
Yes, yes I am>Pic
Is that lyra too?
H-how many do you have?
Also, have an Anonfilly colored dice roll[ 1d100 = 75 ]
Man, I only have 5 plushies, and they're all at my house on the other side of the state.I'm thinking about commissioning something new. Maybe a Lyra or a Luna?
You look into her eyes, which are still wet from the tears and growing heavier. She isn't too happy about her predicament even with her forced smile.
"We're gonna do the best we can. Sometimes life likes to throw us into bizarre predicaments, and the best we can do is keep up the struggle. And if there are more ponies coming our way, so be it. That just means more minds to figure out what's going on and hopefully get us all out of this mess."
This makes her smile look a little more real to you, and she hugs you once more.
>"Thank you for that. I guess… I kind of get burned out every so often from all of this. I've been trying to bear the brunt of all of the work trying to get us home since, well… I'm the only one who can really understand any of the things I'm dealing with, and only just barely. But I think, if nothing else, you make for some really good moral support. You're almost like a proper big brother even though you're technically younger than me, and also no longer male."
She sighs and collapses back onto her bed.
>"So what do we do now?"
go about finding out whether velvet is an imposter or not in a non-suspicious way.[ 1d100 = 54 ]
If she denies play it off as a joke
…I think it might be time to nuke Australia
Fine fine. I take back my roll
Instead plot what to do in the event velvet is a changeling
Cuddle with her in a completely platonic manner for the rest of the night. It's night, right?>[ 1d100 = 99 ]
What is with my awesome rolls lately?
Actually, it's sort of evening. Like… 5 ish? But if that's what you want, cuddling shall be what you get.
What the fuck is wrong with her tramp stamp? It's bleeding onto her haunch.
Artist is either shitty or taking some serious creative liberties.
She's prob got at least 6-14 years on you irl, she should be the big sister imo. What are their relative pone ages?
Twi's a bit younger.
Twilight is 10, Anonfilly is about 12 (though we don't know exactly). Twilight has her cutie mark, Anonfilly doesn't because NEETness.
I'd roll but 1 out of a hundred's not worth it, and nothing beats platonic cuddling anyway.
>>105432>That sneaky covering of the right side cutie mark
I'm onto you, do you think it would look like a backwards question mark to maintain symmetry or throw it to the winds entirely and look butt heh
Nice. The part that looks the weirdest to me is the left foreleg, where it bends.>>105435
The official design is mirrored, but you might be able to get by without. Personally, the mirrored mark looks fine to me. Pic related.
I always draw the question mark the correct way round.>>105432
Yeah, maybe it's a bit on the small side or something so the foreshortening isn't right.
You're back! I thought you'd died.
Nope, just busy. Haven't been able to draw.
You'd know this if you were in the discord server.
It's a hub to keep track of where filly is, I'm purposely trying to prevent it from killing the threads.
It has filly emotes~
We still have two active writefags, as shit as the one Anon's writing is, it's still content.
>as shit as the one Anon's writing is
Incredibly supportive and encouraging
Wait, who's the shit one?Is it me?
/r/ some Anon Filly on Anon Filly lewds please. Because one filly is good but two of them is even better
If not Anon Filly on Anon Colt?
So I've been away from 4chan for a couple months now and I couldn't find the Anonfilly threads on there anymore, but I see a recent picture on Derpibooru that links to here. What have I missed?
I think he was talking about me, I don't namefag formally.
The mods over at 4chan started to banned the threads, and with that we moved to here.
>>105527>deleted from trash
Mods banned Anonfilly threads on /mlp/ for being "pedophillic in nature". People tried to get them to explain and justify that, but they basically just said "We do what we want, fuck off". And now we're here.>>105527>>105528
They weren't deleted from /trash/, the board was too fast and there weren't enough people there to bump.
You cunts drove Country Roads off. Kys yourself.
That is fucking retarded. I know they banned a number of the fetish threads off the board, but how the fuck is this "pedophillic?"
The actual lewd stories and pictures were a fraction of what the threads were. But even then, we're talking about a fictional character.
When the fuck did 4chan staff become full of worthless faggots? Whatever, guess I'll just lurk here now.
Don't let it bother or discourage you if it was.
I think all writefags have been doing fine.
If anything, they should at least give critique to help them.
are you sure, because i'm pretty sure when i went back on the thread, it said it was 404'd.
/trash/ doesn't have an archive, so all threads get 404'd.
you autistic fucks were so busy reeing about >"eww, colts are icky!" that you didn't even notice how adorable anonfilly x anoncolt is
oh, im just fucking retarded then
looks like the mods got assdamaged and deleted it
besides, he drew plenty of regular filly stuff. if he seriously got triggered and left because of that, that's on him
and the fact that there was no post actually SAYING that's the reason he stopped, that's a whole lotta >implying
for all we know, he had something to do, and came back to there being no filly threads anymore
I agree with everything you're saying, but you faggots still shouldn't have been so opposed to having anoncolt as long as there aren't posts that don't involve anonfilly>GAY
but anon, there's literally no way for anonfilly to be completely straight
Glimmy is my top tier waifu, and I like anonfilly.
I used to not care, but the mod crusade recruited me to the cause.
technically there'd be nothing gay in fondling your own fillybits
and i always only said my piece on it being gay, mostly because of the salt i had from the colt threads and the shitposting they did a while ago
but i realize now that duh, no colt thread, no shitposting, and on top of that they're dead as fuck
so you may proceed without my screeching for nowfillyXfilly is still superior though>>105573
glimfags are no different than any other fag loving their waifu. with how much that guy's pushing, i.e. "us BASED Glimmerfriends", it's just another shitposter trying to gather hate around her. but with how hated she's become, it's obvious they succeeded in it.
Nah, more like David Horowitz.
Total commie, saw the light, rails against it now.
seriously getting upset about shitposting?
I have the same question for (You)
I meant country roads, not you. Love that guy but it really does suck that he left
Wasn't that just some unaffiliated shitposters trying to sow discord
between the two threads?>spoiler text
I never did say filly & colt orgy was *vastly* superior (it's only slightly superior)
in fact, filly on filly is just as good as filly on colt if not betterI just prefer filly & colt orgy so I can have both
Well, like >>105565
said, there's no definitive proof of that being the reason why he left
It could be any number of reasons, including coming back to 4chan after a while only to see that the Anonfilly thread is gone
>>105610>I just prefer filly & colt orgy so I can have both
Start namefagging, it gives you recognition and makes the thread feel alive.
Fuck that. Only namefag when it's relevant. Otherwise it ruins the anonymity.
Give me a few hours to come up with something stupid enough to be memorable.>>105635
Once I post, I've lost it either way with flags. Might as well make it easier for people.
Flags and ids, that is to say.
You curl up next to your emotionally exhausted 'sister' and wrap your hooves around her once more. It was kind of odd that she thought of you like a brother, but in some way, it was rather comforting.
"Twi, do we have to head downstairs now? Can we just… stay like this for a while?"
She holds your hooves tight to her chest.
>"I suppose it wouldn't hurt."
The two of you stay there for almost an hour, sharing each other's warmth and comfort, completely silent save for your breaths and heartbeats, which you become acutely aware of. Throughout all of this, Twilight appears to be staring off into space. Something is clearly on her mind, though you cannot tell whether it's about her family back at home, her mother here, or something else entirely.
Your silence is broken soon enough by a knock on the door, followed by the voice of Night Light.
>"Twilight, Anon, dinner time."
mmmmmm c o m f y
homemade dinner with Twi and mom is good shit tho lets go. What's for eats?
>>105074>Used my filter edit for the OP
Cool, I guess.
Discussion on flags and such here >>105634
She looks stoned.
Drugged filly is best filly.
>>105718>Twilight pulls a Cosby on Anon Filly
someone write that.
I want to be drugged and raped by Twilight as a filly.
By Twilight who is a filly, or by Twilight while you are a filly?
Had a hearty kek. All I have to say is, you'd better have planted that 9gag watermark!
What is food?
Also roll for "sit next to changeling velvet and stab her in the throat when she's not looking
get food and NOT kill "velvet" yet, but instead try to start doing recon in a non-suspicious way.[ 1d100 = 37 ]
Rat Twilight out and be rewarded.
Fuck here's the roll.
No, nigger.[ 1d100 = 50 ]
So it looks like you're the highest roller thus far. You've elected to not rat Twilight out, but do you have anything else you'd like to do with this action, or should I just default it to the second highest roll not denied by you, which is to eat and do recon in a non-suspicious way?
Just gonna test a thing…[ 1d20 = 4 ]
Couple more things…[ 2d20 = 12 ]
|Rolled 6, 4 = 10|
Oh, so it won't show separate rolls? Does it do it when I try it like this?
Shouting "coming" would be the thing most ponies would do in this situation. You almost do just that, until you remember that the room is still enchanted and no sound you make can be heard from the outside. Instead, you open the door and the room flashes fuchsia once again before dissipating its aura, presumably losing its magic as well. As you walk down the stairs and into the dining room with Twilight, you make a mental note to be prepared for anything.
Dinner, as it would seem, is a nice hearty potato-vegetable soup. It tastes surprisingly delicious despite the lack of meat, and you start to wonder whether or not Twilight's real mother, assuming this isn't her real mother, is as good a cook as whomever it is in the room with you right now.
Finding out who Velvet really is does seem to be of importance though, so you think up some low key questions to ask her…
Wait, what were you just doing? And why does Velvet look tired all of a sudden? There is a message written in magic on the wall behind her that disappears just as soon as you read it, like earlier.
>"I am missing 37 seconds of memory. What should we do? - Sparkle"
Obviously we found out that she was a Changeling and she men in blacked us again. Is there anything we can conceivably do? The Sparkle family isn't supposed to have experienced a Changeling until the Canterlot wedding.
We need to disable her magic somehow, we'll get nowhere questioning her until we do. [ 1d100 = 44 ]
This. She must have failed the test. We need to render her magic useless; disable her horn. If the show is anything to go on, it shouldn't be too hard. All we have to do is make sure she can't magic with it. There is only one option. We have to suck her horn. Wrap your little filly lips around it and draw it as far into your mouth as possible. That should keep whoever that is from casting any spells. It's the only way.
Play it cool. When we can get her alone, commence operation bone suck and don't let go. Your life may very well depend on it. Twi can do the questioning and the soundproofing if need be. Also the disintegration, if need be. [ 1d100 = 27 ]>>105829
>The Sparkle family isn't supposed to have experienced a Changeling until the Canterlot wedding.
I'll try to avoid leaking too much of my plot here, but you should know that full scale invasions take planning, sometimes years in advance. Why might a changeling Velvet erase the memories exclusively of the events that led to Cadence being kicked out of the house?>>105832
This idea sounds… interesting.
You'd have to jump on Velvet's head perfectly to accomplish that, and consider that a full-grown mare has the strength to buck you off quite easily. Then there's the matter of what Night Light and Shining Armor would do, as well as the fact that an infiltrator is probably trained for traditional interrogation.
Play it cool and break your concerns to Celestia gently the next day. You don't want her to think you're being imaginative and telly your parents; that's the last thing you want.[ 1d100 = 23 ]
I say we tell the Changeling about the future. All of it, how the invasion turns out, their metamorphosis, basically the whole shebang. What if this is Thorax?
Throat. Knife. Didi Mao
Get a filly-sized dog, paint it green and encourage hair growth on the back of the neck.
It just wouldn't be the same, anon
It just wouldn't be the same…
I had a cat who would cuddle once. He was a bro. No dogs though. These days I just use a pillow. It's fun to pretend…
I want a version with SPAGHETT.
No maple syrup bottle for the waffles?
This is how I would want to spend my mornings as a filly. Top comf
>>105905>Filly sized dog
But no dog grows up to 4 feet tall…The dog sized poners is a shit meme either way
80-90cm, i like my poners big and realistic, afterall how else will i ride them when they grow up?
Fuck off.Filly will never grow up. Don't have that image saved, sorry.
Why did you have to remind me of that?
F-fuck you man just, fuck you
>>105975>Pulling the trigger>Not taking the gun off her and cuddling away her sorrows>>105814
She may be tired, but we re still a filly so we cant really fight her one on one, unless we fully use the erf pone body capabilities against the unicorn adult, would that be enough?
Either way make sure that we have those last 37 seconds ourselves
This never happened >>105981 and i was just pretending to be retarded putting it on the subject and all, yea, i swear im not autisticStill going to roll lower than 60 just you wait
I've already built up my reuptation as an asshole in this thread, and you're not going to ruin it
44 wants to disable Velvet's horn in some capacity, doesn't specify the method
42 wants to just knife Velvet outright
38 seems to agree with 27
27 wants to suck on Velvet's horn to disable it
23 wants to wait until we next see Celestia
A democratic and high roll approach says we may be giving Velvet a horn job. Once I'm off work, that is.
Better idea: get an actual pony, let it into the house.
Trash doesn't have an internal archive.
Here, have a HYUG roll for telling her on Celly
This [ 1d100 = 92 ]
You could pretend it's Anonbabby.
Anonbabby a cute
>>105975>pull trigger>oh wait, it doesn't do anything, because no slide, no firing pin, unfunctional hammer, and probably no magazine
The context is nonexistant if you're not in the Discord, but here goes.
>You will never rescue the filly from an abusive Twilight to find her completely addicted to cuddles
>You will never guiltily snuggle her for hours, knowing that each session could be her last
>She will never become emotionally dependent on you because of the deep intimate platonic relationship you share
>She will never be taken back from you by Twilight when she legally bullshits herself out of court
>She will never die because Twilight doesn't give her the attention she needs
>You will never not be allowed to attend the funeral, Purple having passed all of the blame onto you since you took the filly illegally.
>You will never be found a month later in the Everfree, body half eaten by Timberwolves, with a noose tied to a tree, a small note clasped tightly in your hand due to rigor mortis
>The morticians will never pry open your hand to read the note.
>They will never gasp as the see 'ur a feget.'
>Let me tell you a story
>Not any story, but the story of a excited earth pony
>This earth pony was a beautiful mare, bringer of the thicc, defender of-
"Yeah, yeah, i know, just introduce me already"
>Fuck you ponk, i ll introduce you however i want
"But then how long will it take for them to know of the other THICC filly in the other side of the road?"
>There was also Anon, who got turned into a filly because of-
"They already know that. Do you know where you are?"
>Fuck you, do you want to tell it yourself?
"Well, since you asked so nicely~"
>*Writefag was kicked from server*
>There, now i have this all for myself
>Soo, I went outside and saw Anonfilly walking behind Twilight
>She was looking soo sad, so i decided to cheer her up
>I waited a bit so Twilight would round the corner, knowing that Anon would take a while to catch up
>And then i struck
>Jumping higher than a house i aimed myself to land right on top of her
>She had turned around, just like planned
>But before she could do anything i landed on top of her and pinned her under my weight
>Thankfully she was surprised enough for me to pin her forehooves under mine
>Shaking her head she looked up to me with that sweet smile of hers
>"What the fuck are you doing?"
>Okay it wasnt a smile, it was more of her signature frowny face
>It was so cute though it may as well be a smile though, dont judge me
>Anyway I decided to acknowledge the elephant in the room and go right in
"Why, you were looking so down i just knew i had to cheer you up, and who s better than moma Pinkie here~?"
>"Fuck off, I dont need your help let me go"
>Her trashing trying to free her front hooves only made this hotter
>I leaned down and touched my muzzle on hers before speaking softly
"Say, why dont we take this inside?"
>*Writefag connected to the server*
>Fuck you pinkie give me my green back!
>*Writefag was banned from the server*
>"Uhh…did you just answer your own question?"
"Oh, right, the history, well…uhh…"
>"What the fuck are you on, you pink sperg?"
"Sorry i forgot what this history was about, want a cupcake?"
>You said holding a cupcake on your hair
"Sure, i guess, cant say no to free food"
>You waited a bit for the question you were sure she would make eventually
>"Uhh can you release me?"
>And then you proceeded to stuff the cupcake inside Anons mouth
>As always, giving 3 taps and pushes with your hair, to make sure it got all inside at once
"There, dont you feel happy already~?"
>You were so focused on the filly under you you didnt even see Twilight coming back, no doubt searching for her
"Oh hi Twilight! Looking for this filly here?"
>You lifted yourself out of the coughing and trembling filly that was looking a bit blue-ish
>"Pinkie! What did you do to her?"
"I didnt do anything, I just saw her following you all frowny and sad so i decided to give her a cupcake, but she looks much better to me now"
>"Better? Her face is blue! She, she's asphyxiating!"
"Oh, that answers it"
>With that you employed all your earth pony strength to give Anon a kick to the stomach
>The paper wrap flew just high enough from her mouth for you to land a kick on it afterwards, sending it flying into a nearby bin
"There, she should be fine now, if you need anything you know who to call~"
>You said to the filly, before crushing her into a Pinkie™ hug and then pronking away
"Nothing like another satisfied costumer"
>*Not Writefag joined the server*
>Alright, not banning me this time, I went and bought a pro account just for this, take that Pinkie Pie!
>Yep, now back to the green…
"Oh you silly, the green is already over"
"Yap, Twilight just left with Anon right there"
>Both of you looked at Twilight turning the corner and Anonfilly close by, not being able to see any of their faces
>Ugh, fuck me
"Only when (You) become the filly you silly"
I honestly have no idea what all that reconnecting shit was about.
I was afraid it d be too confusing, dammit
Wanted to make a one-off where Pinkie hi-jacks the greenCould also try to make another, but if it were to follow this previous one itd be…something
I d rather make another with a different idea but i could try>>106038
Caught who keeps skipping lines just to get to the good parts ^:)
See above explanation, and also anon(Writefag) was trying to get back to his green
Re-reading, it makes more sense knowing that.
You don't have to use the same gimmick, I just like silly filly shenanigans.
>>106033>context is lost if you're not in the discord
Exactly why we should not have one. We do not even need it anymore, it had a point for a while but now is just useless. Having a separate meeting place such as that almost always ends up in a separated community. This is a small but harmless example of that starting to happen.
Perhaps however it can be mitigated if smoldix crushes new content being posted in the discord and makes sure there is not a unique culture built up in the chat different to the threads.
That only delays it, it always happens eventually, always.
There isn't any "context" that you are missing by not being in the discord, I don't know why they said that. They started talking about filly craving attention and then posted that. I immediately told them they should post it in the thread instead, which they did.
Several people are making sure that content is never exclusive to the discord.
No time like the present, there's nothing much we can do about the bug right now anyway, best to lock the door in case, though. [ 1d100 = 88 ]
>>106076>"cuddles" and "crack" in the same sentence
That's a no-touch zone, Anon.>>106073
Better check up on Spike first. Every baby needs to be taken care of. He's too little to help in this situation now but who knows?[ 1d100 = 6 ]
Fucking twiggy and her schemes to make the filly love her.
Go stargazing, look for Betelgeuse. assuming The planet is a future Earth, by the time it would take for the planet to terraform enough to change the landscape and allow for new sentiant life to develop, Betelgeuse should've gone Supernova by then. If it hasn't than the planet is not Earth or is a parrallel version, and we need to either dimention hop away or even rocket out if its a completely different planet
"Stargazing, right. We should go get that telescope."
Twilight nods and runs up the stairs to get her equipment. You pass the time watching Spike. He really is a lot younger than you're used to seeing from the show, and from what you've seen thus far, he sleeps a lot. He is, admittedly, adorable when he sleeps however. You reach a hoof over to try to gently pet him, which he immediately grabs and nuzzles like a pillow. Silently, you pray that he remain unharmed by the whole "bug" situation.
Soon, Twilight returns with a pretty sizable telescope and a couple of coats to keep warm in the cold streets of Canterlot. The two of you walk outside to set up the telescope, and spend the next few hours taking turns exploring the night's sky. It really is rather pretty, getting more so as the sky turns darker throughout the night. You try to locate some recognizable stars and constellations, but find none.
"Hey Twi, do you think we might just be in the distant future, with the stars that we know having gone supernova?"
>"I have no clue where we are in time and space. All I know is…"
She turns the telescope towards the moon as you stare through it. It's almost blinding in its luminosity, but even more striking is the dark alicorn face staring back at you.
>"We are certainly not on any version of Earth."
Come to think of it, it's kind of obvious since day and night don't actually work the way they're supposed to, what with the moon actually casting night somehow.
In all likelihood, Equestria is probably a pocket dimension that consists only of this planet, the moon, the sun, and the stars that make up the border of its universe. [ 1d100 = 19 ]
Or their universe's physics are all based around magic
Pretty much this. Also, the very fact that there is a moon at all should be clue to the fact that you are not in a very far future Earth, since our current moon is slowly drifting away from us.
tfw I'm actually autistic enough that I made up a whole magic field theory to explain how magic is cast to myself.
Please elaborate on this.
essentially the idea I came up with is that all matter in horse land have magic lines of force that emanate from them. In order for magic to be cast a magic potential has to be build by causing the lines of force to intersect one another in an oscillating manner. The greater the number of line intersected and the faster the oscillation the more magic potential is generated. This effect is manifested in the glow around the horn and the area of effect that the spell is being used. Once built up this magic potential can then converted into different forms of energy or even matter, though creating new matter takes a lot of energy therefore transmuting existing matter would be easier.
This is a basic run down of the concept and the rest of it is just more autism in ideas on ponies of different races generating magic potential in different ways and such.
This. Days used to be ~10 hours long billions of years ago.
My autistic headcanon is that Magic travels at a constant speed.
Magic in the show appears to be instantaneous at close ranges, but certain scenes such as the magic love bubble during the Canterlot wedding and several scenes where magic bolts are fired demonstrates the fact that it is not instantaneous, and in fact has a pretty rigid speed limit.
If one were to be moving faster than the speed of Magic and casting a spell at the same time, this would create a ripple in the area's local magic field. Due to the unstable properties of this wave of magic, it degenerates into pure light and sound. How the magic interacts with local variables influences the wavelength of light produced. This is known broadly as a 'Sonic Rainboom'. And, despite the name, is not related to the speed of sound.
Rainbow dash is the only Pegasus capable of producing it due in part to her connection to the Elements of Harmony. Her powerful magic allows her to get near the speed of Magic and, using a combination of gravitational assist and raw wingpower, she is able to force herself past the magic barrier, resulting in a sonic raniboom.
Interestingly, this means that, in these short moments, Rainbow is moving faster than a unicorn can teleport.
I know, there's a few flaws in this headcanon, but I like it.
That actually works pretty well with my ideas since those intersecting lines of force would have a limited speed of transmission. However the one thing that I would change is that the ripple isn't so much deteriorating as creating an energetic out put by the means of causing intersecting lines of force. This would actually have some interesting drag effect on Rainbow Dash at transmagic? and supermagic speeds since so much energy would be bled from creating this ripple effect.
By degenerating, I simply meant converted from magic into light. Specifically, at the superthaumic bow shock event (The sonic rainboom).
Normal magic use doesn't cause this.
WHY DOES MY IP KEEP CHANGING?
Sums up Anonfilly threads pretty well.
>>106187>7 hours since last post
Nuke australia to renew the contract
Gently nuking Australia?
Arm the Emu rebels and then create /ew2g/
Emu war 2 general.
Why is Cheerilee a stallion?
Two options: roll above 50 and get a room, below and you sell to Saddle Arabia for a quick bit.[ 1d100 = 52 ]
Im calling purple on you
OH MY GOD
THIS IS WHAT A GUN LOOKS LIKE
WHY IS IT ALL THE SAME
because not everyone is autistic about guns
>>106249>it's autistic to make things accurate
fuck off mate, shit's retarded
But what if Twilight looked into Anonfilly's mind with a little help from Luna, saw what guns are and decided to try and replicate it only to fail?
Pretty sure she d just self-engineer it to use pure magic to shoot things if she couldnt replicate the explosives or triggers
I find her mother and tell her what she did, as pedophilia is degeneracy.
There is literally nothing wrong with breeding a needy little filly and waifuing her forever.
"I suppose you're right. Hell, the fact that we've got Celestia changing out the sun and moon every day should make it obvious that this world is a little… different."
>"Yeah, pretty much."
Your stargazing continues for a little while more, until eventually, Velvet comes outside and tells you that it's getting late and you should get to sleep soon. Not having much of a choice, and given that it was starting to get cold out, you head back inside.
As you enter the house, and Velvet is out of earshot, Twilight whispers a few words into your ears.
>"If you need to do anything outside of the room, like using the bathroom, do it now, because I'm going to be getting a protection spell cast on it."
Wait we re sharing the same room? I wanna sleep with Shiny and ride that big…okay fine, dont think i ll be sleeping on the floor though
Last night you shared a room. I believe using a sleeping bag. Shiny probably would not appreciate a filly in his stallion cave.
Use the bathroom and then ask Twilight if you can sleep next to her tonight.[ 1d100 = 28 ]
This, even promise her that we won't be a pervert for once. [ 1d100 = 33 ]
>>106269>ywn convince a little anonfilly to be your waifu forever
it hurtsi-i would want to be someone's filly waifu
Filly still isn't for sexual, m8.
Even if you're the one taking the D all day?
Eh, neither would I if I were the filly, but I wouldn't feel comfortable fucking the filly, if that makes sense.
>>106269>Inb4 some autist uses the pictures, time, and seat location to doxx you>>106274>>106281>>106283
Boosting this. Also, you have to learn how to use whatever toilets they have in Equestria.[ 1d100 = 88 ]>>106305>someone catches you in the act>you get put in the royal penitentiary for lewd acts with filly>stallions find anon in the showers
>>106322>implying pony prison won't be hotel status
it's like the little league story all over again>>106323
besides, i would be fine either with filly or being the filly, as long as cuddles and lewdings take place. but even then, lewdings are optional, i just need a hug every now and then
Even if Anon wants to do anal?
Personally, I wouldn't be worried about the prison conditions, but more about who else fucked up badly enough to be sent to prison in magical horse land.
>>106332>Implying a robot could ever feel love similar to that of a human
if i'm lewding an anon, it means that i've already come to trust and like the nigga for who he is, so i would also trust he wouldn't make it so terrible
so yesalso it means i'd get some kind of repayment from it>>106332
as long as they're cuddly>>106334>be tiny filly>want to be for lewd>no that means you're a gay pedo>pic related
If anyone could it would be Sweetie Belle robot.
>>106339>not wanting to be a qt3.14 smol horse and do cute horse things
I think we no who the real gay pedo is here
Australia getting nuked when?
Not gonna lie, for once gotta agree with the aussie, filly is for hape
aka non-consensual hugging and snuggling
Nuke America[ 1d100 = 1 ]
>>106350>non-consensual hugging and snuggling
I bet you want to hold hooves too, you faggot.>>106351
B T F O
Watch a real man roll.
Ur no reel north korea, "FRIEND"
God damn it reroll[ 1d100 = 20 ]
I-I mean that d be nice, and then run a finger on the outer sides of her hooves too while at it…
Come on North Korea [ 1d100 = 43 ]
>>106356>When you want to just slap a bitch>But that slap gets a crit and it knocks her out>>106357
Filly aint for lewds
If she s the one doing the >Raping then you should try and stop the act, she must be keep pure at least on the outside
But he's an Aussie!
North Korea comes to the rescue and destroy USA [ 1d100 = 51 ]
You've already rolled a natural 1, and even your highest roll is only equal to mine
>>106367>she must be keep pure
i actually wouldn't mind reading about that>"just fuck me you faggot!"
"no, fillies are for cuddles.">cuddle filly>tries to slink a hoof into your pants
"FILLIES ARE PURE, CEASE THIS FAGGOTRY"
But there could be some belly rubbing afterwards
Gently rubbing it while holding her upside down against her will, t-there s nothing wrong with that right?
Preemptively nuke North Korea
USA nuke it self[ 1d100 = 81 ]
Why would you post this! The degeneracy!
Still outrolled you the first time, faggot.
Lol, is actually a good way for Trump to take out Hawaii himself "by accident" (after he have covertly evacuated real people).[ 1d100 = 73 ]
It’s always hot in Australia
>>106383>Hawaiians aren't real people
Im sorry i ll stop, maybe ear scratching her while telling her how cute she is after going thru it all?
The mods are fucking with me[ 1d100 = 85 ]
There has to be one or two that are stranded there.
>>106383>Implying there are any real people still on Hawaii
Remember that filly is dependent on cuddles for survival, Anon. Dat's abuse.
It's that a roll to get the mods to fuck with you? That doesn't seem like a good idea.
Filly cannot consent, though.
I am mainly thinking that, and perhaps some military personnel that is stationed there.
Not a bad idea.>>106374
Fuck you faggots. I want to have loving, intimate, sensual sex with my beautiful little filly. I want to explore every last inch of her sweet little body, inhale her woberful scent, taste that amazing flavor. I want to spend all my time pleasing her, indulging in her.
The rest of you are gay.
Depends. Age of consent is when filly has her cutie mark, so it depends on the green author/drawfag.
Yes she can!
She's like, twenty-something!
Point me to where it says this in Celestia's lawbook.>>106401
Become a horse doctor, then.
Anything you do as the filly would be at least a little gay
(yes, even masturbation)
If we greentexted at this pace we'd have travelled around all of Equestria by then.>>106405
Read that as "No artificial preservatives, flavors, or dykes"
I might have to concede, and face that once again my overzealous belief in humanity and that good people exist everywhere (trapped or of free will) failed me
why is it that austrailians are faggots everywhere?
Eh, could be worse.
Why is it that the Australian on /mlpol/ keeps calling everyone from /filly/ faggots?
>>106409>No u, faggot!
No u, faggot!
>>106387>rolls to get mods to fuck with him
God damn it my flag what did you do to my flag
So this is what happens in these threads…
nobody's arguing about being the filly first
Well at least I don’t have the America flag
At least it's active for once, even if it is a circlejerk of autism.
Give back my riches you faggot REEEEEEEEEE
/int/ fillies coming together under purpul autism to "catch them all" when?
Not this please anything but this I’ll take back the gay flag
The man does have dubs…
The only thing you're rich is in diversity.
We extracted gold from our colony, since you wanted to become a country that's no longer our business.also, we lost all the gold
I really don't think you should say such things.
Don't get me wrong, my post was meant in the most positive and endearing way possible
One of my favorite things back on /mlp/ was when arguingfillies.png was posted in response to anons bickering like the fillies we are
You follow Twiliht's advice, despite not needing to use the bathroom THAT much. At the very least, the experience hasn't changed much since being back on Earth. The toilets are very much like they were in America, and the toilet paper isn't leaves. In fact, when you think about it, there's a lot of areas in Equestria that you haven't had to experience culture shock in. Kind of weird if you think about it.
When you come back to the bedroom, you see that Twilight has laid out a sleeping bag for you. Her bed looks a lot nicer though.
"Hey Twi, do you think I could sleep with you tonight? I promise not to do anything lewd…"
She rolls her eyes playfully and gestures for you to come up.
>"Alright alright. It could be a scary night, so fine. Either way, I'm getting Shiny to put a shield spell on the room. I told him I was having nightmares and was afraid monsters would come for me in the night. He didn't believe me, but I said I'd do the dishes for him for a week, so he reluctantly agreed. Have you got everything you need?"
You nod and crawl into bed with her. She turns out the lights and you set about falling asleep. It isn't very easy, with the thought of Velvet attacking in the night keeping you up. These thoughts are soon assuaged as the walls begin to glow with a blue aura. Shining's spell, Twilight's embrace… you feel safe. Now the only thing troubling you is the voices inside your head. In a quiet voice, you pester your half asleep bedmate with one final question.
"Twi, do you think we should nuke North Korea?"
>"Mmmnnng, no. They suck, but we don't want fallout on Seoul."
She wraps you tighter in her embrace, and you hear a few last words from her as you drift off to sleep.
>"Jal ja yo, Anon"
Sleep meets you quickly… only to be disturbed a few hours later by a rustling at the door.
it’s just shining armour fapping [ 1d100 = 65 ]
Wake Twi if she's still sleeping. Tell her what you heard but stay quiet.[ 1d100 = 13 ]
Just outta curiosity is there an Equestria flag?>>106472
Oh fug, banic :DDD
You totally shouldnt make a girly scream either, nope, you re still a male at hearth, no girly screams here to be found
There is. Mods have to give it to you though.
It's a pegasus burglar going down the hallway. Pegasi can't use magic, so you should be safe.[ 1d100 = 22 ]
>>106480>Can't use magic
Do you even pony?
Take the Sam Fisher approach.
Observe quietly, prep the knife, and get the one-liners ready.also I can't into inline dierolls lmao kill me
Inb4 we accidentally stab Shiny while he's masturbating because he's a horny boi.>>106481
I meant do fancy unicorn stuff like nullify shield spells. Speaking of which, would opening the door from inside break it?
The rustling is loud and disturbing, but it only lasts for a few long seconds before stopping suddenly. Somehow, it doesn't manage to wake up Twilight at all. You can still see her breathing, but nonetheless, it is strange how she can sleep like the dead through such a matter.
Not knowing when whatever that was would come back, you search around the room for something you can use as a weapon. Unfortunately, any knives that might be in the house would be in the kitchen, and leaving the room to grab one would drop the shield. There aren't even scissors that you could take apart and improvise as into a knife. You begin to give up hope at a means of self protection until you open up the closet door… a baseball bat sitting against the wall greets your eyes. It has a label "Home Run" carved into it – Twilight's handwriting (horn/hoof/mouth writing? You aren't sure what fits here). You grab it and crawl back into bed, clutching it tight in case whatever it is comes back.
A half hour more passes, and you hear a rustling again, this time at the window. In the corner of your eyes, you can see a changeling pounding against the shield walls outside.
Does Twilight have a camera in her room? We could get proof of our little encounter. We should probably wake her up either way, she could charge up a spell to get it to fuck off so we can go back to sleep.
Pinch (Smack?) yourself to make sure you aren't dreaming.
If that doesn't work, wake Twilight.[ 1d100 = 29 ]
Wake Twiggles then do what i said before >>106478
I'll second that.[ 1d100 = 56 ]
What those guys said. But first, briefly ponder if that's not just a gimmick to get dumb people to smack themselves.[ 1d100 = 70 ]
As long as we don't break our little filly legs. Does Twilight have an uncle, aunt, cousin or some other relative we could run to? We do need to tell Celestia about the changeling but if we explicate that there's a monster at the window she'll (politely) chalk it up to an overactive imagination.
Also, put something on before you jump, like a cloak or something.[ 1d100 = 22 ]
>>106495>>106496>Someone we could run to?
Just go to Celestia's, ask if we could live there and about the 'ling
Also pick a pillow and the bat, most importantly the bat
lets do this, but take the baseball bat with you [ 1d100 = 70 ]
Remember how scared of heights you are and how being a little filly only worsened it
Also boop Twilight for good luck
>>106503>Make a somewhat meme suggestion>roll a 2
Fine, no fun allowed, but boop her anyway
Rolling for this.[ 1d100 = 62 ]
rolling to boop the snootle
You grab the bat and place it between your teeth. In case you encounter Velvet again, or run into some other changeling, you'll need a weapon. Also, you don't want to bite your tongue when you hit the ground. For good luck, you also boop Twilight's nose with your hoof, earning you a raised eyebrow. She turns towards the window.
>"Alright on the count of three, I'm going to open this. I want you to jump out as soon as I do. I'll slow your fall so you don't get hurt."
Fuck, that's going to suck.
>"One… two… three!"
She opens the window and you run out blindly. Falling is a very terrifying feeling as you approach faster and faster towards the ground. It's even worse when you consider it's only from the second story. Is she really going to… Before you can finish that thought, you feel a force pulling up on you about an inch before you hit the ground. It hurts to be tugged so suddenly, but you are safe.
Twilight's turn is next, and she wastes no time in her jump. You move to try and catch her, but again, her fall is slowed just an inch before falling into your hooves. She drops to the ground and motions for you to be silent.
>"We sneak out of the yard, then we bolt to the castle as soon as we're out of hearing range. I'm gonna need you to watch my six in case she chases after us."
Better get going then. Trust no one on the way, nothing to say the changeling outside the window is the same one impersonating Velvet. [ 1d100 = 72 ]
This. And make sure you don't leave eachother's sight.[ 1d100 = 84 ]
Sleep tight, poner
Sleep tight poner
SLEEP TIGHT, PONER
>>106562>giving it away that easy
You're no fun.
Apparently they were added there recently, because I had to manually add them myself. It doesn't push changes if you have a ruleset locally saved.
Give china Uranium in exchange for them nuking america
Thanks, UK Anon!
I'm glad you were willing to help out, unlike a certain
pair of anons>>106563>>106564
While I'm making a fool of myself, I might as well see if I fuck up this
Most of us haven't, Anon.
Your insolence will be forgiven, Once.
Hate to put out this short of an update, but I'll likely be up late tonight anyways. Keep in mind that rolls will give some priority, but the main determining factors will be timeliness and feasibility, as I'll probably start writing the next section about fifteen minutes after I get the first couple of responses. With that out of the way, enjoy.
>To make matters even worse, you realize that Twilight didn't give you your homework.
>Looking at the clocktower, you notice that it's almost seven.
>Wiping the vomit off of your face, you break into a light canter back to the Friendship Castle,™ glancing at the clocktower every once in a while.
>You manage to make it back by 7:15, completely out of breath, with your ribs giving you more than a bit of discomfort.
>The back door, as always, is unlocked.
>You seem to remember plopping the work down on your bedside table after getting back from the hospital.
>You make it to your room without any issues, sticking the papers in some spare saddlebags you found in the closet.
>School will probably be pretty boring…
>You grab Moon for good measure.
>Trotting out into the hallway, you fail to notice Twilight before she notices you.
>She narrows her eyes. "What are you doing back here?"
Tell her that you had to grab your homework, she was the one who told us to not get into trouble today.
>>106247>Someone using my image
My life is complete.
Each step through the yard feels like an eternity, and despite your best efforts to keep your hoofsteps quiet, you can hear them as loudly as your pounding heartbeat. Nevertheless, you continually scan the area, keeping close to Twilight as you reach closer and closer to the street.
To your good fortune, there aren't exactly a lot of ponies outside. There are perhaps one or two early morning joggers that pass by you, but they seem content to stick to themselves. You don't talk to them in case they could be a changeling, but neither do you allow yourself to act too suspicious. After passing a few houses, you start to pick up your pace. Soon enough, you're even passing Lyra's house - a safe point if there ever was one.
What feels like the longest half hour ever passes, and you soon make it to the walls of the castle. Fortunately, the guards do not give you too much problem as you make your way in. It probably helps that you were here just two days ago, and that Twilight visits the princess on a regular basis. Regardless, you feel paranoid to talk to anyone other than the princess herself. Could any of the changelings impersonate her? You shiver at the thought.
The two of you make it only as far as a lobby before Twilight decides to take a seat on a bench. She casts a spell, though you're not sure what it is. After a few minutes, Celestia emerges from a room and approaches the two of you.
>"Password is Green Tea. What's wrong, my little ponies?"
Let Twilight explain everything [ 1d100 = 75 ]
This. Our only real contact with Celery is an attempt at >rape[ 1d100 = 32 ]
Yeah, let Twilight do the talking. [ 1d100 = 8 ]
>>106593>>106594>>106596>Exactly the same gameplan, no additions>Roll anyway
I won't argue with this.>>106583
Rolling for persuasion because the last anon forgot and I can't think of a better idea.[ 1d100 = 16 ]
Got to roll in case someone tries to do something retarded
"I uh… well, my homework…">"And why didn't you grab it when you got out of bed?"
"Look, you're the one who told me not to get in trouble today! I'm about to be late for school, could you at least teleport me back?">"No. I'm feeling generous today, we'll let this serve as another warnng, hm? Hurry on to school, now.">You breath a sigh of relief, and almost break into a gallop trying to get back on time.>Why do you suddenly care so much about what purple wants you to do?>No. She's not breaking you, you just…>My god, she's breaking you.>This realization hits you like a sack of bricks, forcing you to stop in the middle of the road.>You look up at the clock tower and groan in anguish.>You used to fuck with Purple for fun.>Drinking with Spike.>Drinking Her alcohol with Spike.>…>You barely make it to school on time, sitting down in the seat that now bears your pseudonym on the front of it, complete with cutesy flowers.>Your bandages are visable from this angle, and you catch a few of your classmates staring at you.>You smile weakly, hoping sympathy could earn you a potential friend or two.>Most of them look away at that.>So just like before, huh.>You spot League in the opposite corner, her smug grin visable underneath her cap.>Sweetie is nowhere to be seen.>You pull out Moon and begin reading where you left off.
'Preparations had just begun for what would be a project hundreds of years in the making. The self-appointed Queen, though weak in magical power, still had just as much of a polital aura. The unicorns began to pull in passing asteroids, which were in turn smashed by the powerful thighs of the Earth ponies to extract the raw materials….'>Heh, powerful thighs.>You could totally get behind some of those.>Or rather, in front of.>Just as Ms. Cheerilee starts her lecture on basic fractions, Sweetie Belle enters the classroom, taking her seat in the front of the room.>She doesn't look too well.>You're still not sure what the exact verdict on the status of the other two Crusaders is, but you can assume.>Poor kid.>You go back to reading, the class time dwindling away until lunch. >You're passed a worksheet which you complete with little effort.>You intentinally miss a few of the problems, however.>Don't want her figuring out you know all of this and giving you actual work, even if that would probably be just as easy.>You laugh at the prospect, you only barely passed your last math class in college.>Granted, you did skip about half of the lectures…>The bell rings for lunch, interrupting your thoughts.>You see your classmates already filing out.>You should probably find a few to sit with, not that you don't have any in mind.>What do?
no u, i'll get one soon enoughlife size filly plush first
Looking for anything in particular?
Resisting a captor for long periods of time is about picking your battles. Not fighting purple on things like this is fine since it allows you to put more effort into fighting her on bigger issues.
But let's go talk to League she might no some ponies we should meet.
just a cheap pump action 12 gauge for now, the one i shot was fun was fuck and i'm still a neet
can't get into brands till i get more monies, and i get something for G5 time
Not having guns sucks, but some of us have legit reasons for it. Those too poor or living in accommodations that don't permit them (e.g. family that disapproves of them, university housing, anywhere in California or New York) must be relatively defenseless.I wish I had guns.
Try a gunshow if you are in the south. I live in Texas and got a lever action 12 gauge for $100. You never know what you can find.
Sweetie Belle! Find out what happened to the other CMCs.[ 1d100 = 46 ]
I like the way you think, but I'd like a roll to back it up.
Shotguns are the type of thing where a brand name isn't all that important. Sure, a Benelli Nova may be a good gun, but a Springfield 67H for $100 is a perfectly reasonable alternative.>>106620
This. A gunshow is a great place to find used guns for cheap. Just make sure you do your research, because there will be a lot of people trying to scam. /k/ has some pretty enlightening gun show stories.
>>106613>life size filly plush first
Where to get and how much?
>>106627>Can't own certain Nerf guns
Get fucked, Ausfalia.
You have to commission one from a plush maker. A good list of current plush makers can be found at https://plushie.horse/content/Plushmancer_List
Also test pink test
Holy shit, people will really drop $2,500 on a plush? That's more than I paid for my car!
commissioned the epicrainbowcrafts dude in>>106637
for it, $1290
asked for more than a few things he was completely cool with, same can't be said for qtpony, i didn't even ask for much before getting no response back, shame.>tail dock>socks>filly bits>faux fur for mane and tail>weights in hooves>thicc filly hips>more realistic hooves>heart-shaped catchlight>magnetic eyelid for happy/lewd expression switching>accurate filly proportions
You must post pics when you get it.
oh noice, and since i caught it on the list of things he's done, now some horse tits
$400 down, no ragrets>>106645
but of course
sadly the thing about qtpones' qt pones was that they can't sit well in the lying down pattern either, so with this one i'll be able to take a fuck ton
Expected it to be more
. How was your ordering experience? I want a commission, but I'm afraid of getting scammed.
You sit back on your bench and try to calm your nerves as Twilight explains her problems to the princess. This is her burden to bear, and you don't want to say anything stupid to the princess before you. Surely, you must already look like a degenerate carrying a baseball bat into her castle.
>"Princess, in short, I believe my mother has been replaced by a changeling. She has at least once used memory spells to erase a portion of my memory, and twice to erase a portion of my family's memory, including Anon's. I believe at least one of these circumstances was to remove from our minds an incident that had Cadence kicked out of the house, and the second, to cover up her own failure to answer probing questions at the dinner table. The night following this, we had a changeling drone pounding at our window trying to break into my room. If you wish, I can use my memory transfer spell to show this to you."
The princess tilts her head and gives Twilight an look of concern.
<"Memory transfer? Twilight, have you been reading ahead? You know I've told you those spells are too rough on a filly your age. You could seriously hurt yourself."
>"I do what I must!"
There is a fiery determination in Twilight's violet eyes, which takes Celestia off guard.
>"Princess, I… I will do everything I must to protect my friends, my family, and my country. Over the past year or so, you've been trying to teach me a degree of self reliance so that I can effectively research independently. Well push has come to shove and this is what I have to show for it. And yes, it has taken a lot out of me. I am physically exhausted. I used my telekinesis to save myself AND Anon from injury when we jumped from the second floor of a building to sneak away from whatever monster is inhabiting my house. Now will you help me or not?"
Celestia raises a hoof and gently strokes the cheek of her frustrated student.
<"Oh Twilight… of course I will. I'm sorry if I've been pushing you too hard. At least I know now where your limits are. How about you go into the royal kitchen and fix yourself up some breakfast. I'll have a few of my guards look into changeling situation. Don't worry yourself about it anymore."
Twilight gives a tight and somewhat teary hug. As she does this, Celestia turns her focus to you.
<"And how are you holding out, Anon? This must be exhausting for you."
I spent close to $300 on my Cloud Kicker plush. That's about $50 in materials, $200 in labor, and the rest in shipping. Larger plushies surely cost more. While most people would not see that kind of price as worth it, if you want something that's not going to be available in stores, you pretty much have to pay whatever price the merchant is charging, which usually reflects the level of labor it takes to make such a product.
A life size plush is going to probably take a month or more to make, assuming you don't have other commissions to fill. If you're going to dedicate a month of your time towards making something for someone, is $2500 too much to ask for?
so far been pretty gud. dude's been agreeable with fuckin everything, even going so far to say he could alter the whole pattern to get me what i want, being the filly hips in qt's thicc style
things i'd ask for, would send pics asking of what exactly i'd want and what he's done before. on top of that, regular price would've been $1200, $65 for shipping, so for all the extra shit, i'd say that paying only $25 more is pretty damn amazing
based on the few things in his deviantart, i wouldn't of guessed he could do a lot more, >pics related, and at this point it does seem like he'd do anything
fuck me, didn't see the emails below it, and it did seem a lot less
so changes are $195 extra, woulda been $1085 without 'em
on top of that, dude just asked for a third of the price for a down payment, not the whole thing up front, said not to worry about the rest until i could get it
i mean i don't intend to shill super hard, just pleasantly surprised and super hype
with what i got
>>106609Leaving you all for the night with horribly written filly schenanigans.
Try to enjoy.>Sweetie looks like she could use some cheering up, so you go over to sit by her.>You were going to get League, but she followed you over to the bench anyways.>Hmm… how to inquire about the other two without sounding like a jackass?>You reach into your saddlebags to retrieve your lunch, only to come up empty-hooved.>Right, dammit.>"How are you feeling, Nonny?" Sweetie nudges you, prompting you to jump a bit.>You needed to establish a name, and stick with it.
"Alright. You two think pink is my color?">"Well, I guess those were just the bandages they gave ya, right?">"She was wearing white ones in the hospital.">"Wait, how did you know that?">League smiled slyly. "I'm a wizard."
"Pffft. As if. Where's your book of arcane magic and your staff?">"Duh. At my house! You think I'd bring that S-word here?">Sweetie laughs, seemingly feeling a bit better.
"I'll have you know, I'm the mightiest sorcerer in the land and my energy can only be replinished with the blood of fillies!">You begin to chase the other two around, eventually catching and doing subsequent mock satanic rituals to 'Harvest their life energy, or whatever.'>The three of you collapse back on the bench, sweaty, covered in dirt, and laughing hysterically.
"That's how you win an actual
game, League.">League just brushes you off, still giggling. >You're still really hungry, not that you'd tell the others that.>You get a drink of water to distract yourself, but it doesn't help much.>Sitting back down, your stomach grumbles.>"Nonny, do you have a lunch?">Fuck.
"I'm not that hungry, really.">Sweetie looks at you, clearly not buying it.>"Mmhmm. League, hold her down!">Wot>With strength you didn't know she posessed, League pins you to the ground.>You mumble something about pro wrestling, but they ignore you.>"Look, friends are there for each other, Nonny. I'm not just gonna let you go hungry."
"I'm fine, please. You need that food just as much as I do.">League chips in. "No, she doesn't. Anon, you're going to f-word yourself over if you keep up like this. Stop being prideful, and eat."
"If I agree, will you get off of me?">"Yes."
"Fine.">Sweetie offers you half of her sandwich, and League offers you half of hers.>Peanut butter and jelly doesn't go that well with cucumber and cream cheese, but you're grateful either way.>"That wasn't so bad, was it?"
"Heh, yeah. At least you're not forcing breast milk down my throat, right?">Awkwardsilence.mp4>The bell starts to ring, and the three of you head back into the classroom.>The next subject is history.
Didn't say that it was too much, just saying that it's a lot of fucking money for a plush.
Too much to ask, that is.
Well, that's the price of having things custom made. On the bright side, you're supporting an artist, rather than having that money get eaten up by boomer shareholders.
Yeah. Might just be my poorness reflecting in my posts.
Bruh, I'm poor too. We all have to prioritize where our money goes. I'm 26 and don't have a gun or a driver's license. But at least I have a bed to sleep on, food in the fridge, electricity, running water, and a nice-ish laptop that mostly works.
Since /mlpol/ seems to really like orange for their fillies, have anyone write a greentext(orangetext?) stories before?
>>106666>Too poor for driver's license
Too poor for car+insurance+gas to be more relevant than just taking the bus everywhere. I never bothered to get a license because of this. I thought for a while that this was kind of strange, but then I found out that not having a driver's license is something I share with 1 in 4 millenials. Holy shit are there a lot of young people on greyhound buses around winter break.
>>106671>taking the bus everywhere
Oh god I hate buses so fucking much. I'd much rather spend the $1,000 on some basic bitch early 90's civic and pay $100 a month on insurance and gas.
>>106677>finishing my PhD
Ah, so that's where all the money went.
$2500?! Holy shit anon. Seems like someone could make these a lot cheaper if they had the things made in China.
>>106677>finishing my PhD
What are studying?
The university waives my tuition and pays me $2K a month and free health insurance + dental to be here.>>106679
Well yes, that's the benefit of a manufacturing process.>>106680
Computer Science. Specifically security.
>>106681>The university waives my tuition and pays me $2K a month and free health insurance + dental to be here.
Research assistantship. Most people who do PhDs are either doing a research or teaching assistantship, which gives them this sort of financial aid (tuition waiver + stipend + healthcare). Research assistantships only require you do the same research you'd normally do, just upping the time to 20 hours a week, and they're paid for by research grants. Teaching assistantships are paid for by the university itself, and they require you to be a glorified paper grader.
Grad school is a lot less like what you normally go through for a bachelor's degree, and more like an apprenticeship in researching, just with some hard classes on the side. You bring up the university's reputation by producing research, and they pay you so you don't have to borrow money through it all. Although I did admittedly end up borrowing some money through my master's degree because reasons.
I get to ride the bus/trains everywhere in my state for free since I'm a student at the University of [state_Name]. I live at home and take a 1-hr. commute between train and light rail to campus, but I play vidya on it so it's cool.>>106681
How do you do, fellow CS student? Still smugly grinning at the shit Arts and humanities majors?
Anon you are about to have a PhD in comp sci. Even if employers are too stupid to figure out how to use your skills I am sure you will be able to find work.
You said you were specializing in security. I'm sure there are more nefarious applications for your degree than webdesign…
I'm sure there are people outside the government who could use your skills.
And here I sit, going to Community college, because that's all I can afford. Hopefully I can get a grant for a 4 year college. eh.
I'm in my second year of college and I'm currently a CS major as well, but I'm looking at changing to an Interactive Design major with a CS minor since I'd still be able to take most of the CS courses that interest me, but I'd also be able to take Front-End Development and User Interface Design classes (which are exclusive to Interactive Design majors)
My parents have enough money saved away to fund most of my college expenses, but we'll be in a bit of financial trouble if this semester doesn't go well
I'm sure there are. If I wasn't sure, I wouldn't be considering a PhD in it. Hell, if I don't make it into academia (ideal), there's always research arms of Microsoft, Amazon, etc… which probably pay more, at the cost of maybe less research freedom. >>106692
If your family is poor, you can get a Pell grant, and perhaps any grants offered at the state level. Just fill out a FAFSA. You should also look into undergraduate research opportunities and work study, plus any scholarships you can qualify for. Be shameless about taking advantage of any diversity points you have with regards to scholarships, because if you don't, some other asshole's going to take 'em.>>106693
>if this semester doesn't go well
If my GPA drops below 3.0, I get kicked out of grad school. Meanwhile, my advisor recommends I "don't try to get straight A's." He also recommended I take a rather difficult machine learning class due to its relevance to my research. No pressure.
>>106649>Reuben posts>Not one suggestion in three hours
Well fuck you all, also, Celestia doesn't seem very alarmed that there are Changelings fucking around in her city.
Raise the baseball bat and promptly drop the bat as we
ask her to tell us something only she would know. [ 1d100 = 29 ]
Autistically screech "BUBBELZ" and pay attention to nothing else but the bubble wrap
Do not screech autistically, but do start popping the bubble wrap saying "That'll do, princess, that'll do.", also, ask her why she seems chill about the changelings running about mindfucking families.[ 1d100 = 31 ]
I move my higher roll onto this
Same for me (except for the PhD part; I'm more of a gambler) but it's better to have a license earlier rather than later. Driving a car is one of those must-have skills that you'll need if you ever end up as a getaway driver.
Also, I hope academia goes well for you; there needs to be people who can return sense to universities.>>106706
Same, but after the important stuff you shouldn't tire yourself out with so many questions. You're sleepy and hungry.[ 1d100 = 69 ]This game's turned out to be just a bunch of suggestion-stacking rather than a true choice-based CYOA>>106656
History is one of the tougher subjects, so pay attention. But do find a way to repay your friends for the kindness.Kekworthy awkward silence>>106679
You don't want the filly to fall apart on you mid-cuddle, and you don't want chemicals on her.
I rack this up to there not being a whole lot of options that make a lot of sense to do. Would anyone here realistically not pop the bubble wrap?
Not if it gives birth to new plushes 11 months later.
Go get breakfast, you are going to need the energy for when Twilight's family gets hauled in. [ 1d100 = 12 ]
This. She's fairly calm. Has she dealt with changelings before?[ 1d100 = 31 ]
>>106685>>106688>CS degree>Job market sucks
How did you even come to that conclusion? CompSci (and most other engineering degrees) have an amazing market, even in a recession. Companies often fly you out for interviews, that's how understaffed the field is. Thankfully autism is a fairly rare disability, so there's very few CD grads to compete.
This, having a good BEng/BSc can be amazing even in a shit job market. It is also easier to move from a BEng/BSc into other jobs/fields than the other way around due to the nature of those courses.
I have an Electronic & Electrical Engineering bachelors, I had something like 3 recruitment agencies finding jobs for me. Didn't even bother applying directly myself as positions/interviews would come up weekly. Obviously this is my experience in the UK, not sure how much it will transfer to the US.
>This game's turned out to be just a bunch of suggestion-stacking rather than a true choice-based CYOA
To be fair, it's free form. You can do literally anything. Whether that literally anything turns out to be successful is another question entirely, but I'm not trying to railroad you guys.>>106753
There are a surprisingly large number of CS graduates not working in CS careers. Many jobs ask for requirements that are pretty unreasonable for a junior developer, often so they can say no one in the country can fit the requirement and use it as an excuse to hire H1B workers on the cheap. Many other jobs end up hiring non-CS people for developer positions because fuck it, they actually wanted soft skills, not depth of knowledge in CS. The claim that there aren't enough CS grads is a myth. It's over-saturated with under-qualified buffoons!
What about number of active users?
Can't see that info in the archive unless I am being blind
This point of data is probably more significant than everything in that spreadsheet
It might also be worth noting that the CYOA currently being run here eats up a lot of posts due to its nature
I remember one of the threads had over 100 different posters but that's just one thread (which is legitimately the worst sample size)
If I had access to the UID/IP data on Desuarchive I would add it. I was looking for this when I got curious on the thread activity
She's so cute.
Does she want cuddles?
I think you have to look at (and count) the different unique poster ID's as it is now. Might be tedious work unless there is a simple userscript for tampermonkey that can be written.
/mlpol/ would work, Desuarchive would not. They do not have any way to see how many unique ips there were. So there would be nothing to compare it to.
Sweatshop fillies when?
We can do that on the mlpol archive but we can't do that on the /mlp/ one as it isn't stored. We would have data from here but nothing to compare it to so seems a bit of a wasted effort.
This and the last two mlpol threads have 75, 97 and 105 UIDs. Would have to build a script to count the two archived mlpol threads as it isn't shown in the browser like non archived threads.
Sometimes the world is a cruel place; part of the reason to become a filly and rape Purple
That may be true, but that doesn't change the fact that posts are being made. CYOA or no, a post is a post.
Additionally, there is no longer a need for bumps, meaning there is no incentive to keep people posting at a constant rate like on /mlp/. Yet we are still doing fine post wise. There are periods of inactivity, but that isn't really a problem. People are posting because they want to, not because they have to.
There is also no kys and fuck off posting that seemed to make up 5% of /mlp/ threads
"That'll do Princess, that'll do."
You place the bubble wrap onto the bench and sit back down to pop the bubbles individually. The sound of the crushing plastic soothes you, and allows you to focus on the main problem at hand.
"Tell me, Princess, how are you so calm about this?"
Celestia gives you a quick affectionate nuzzle, steadying your nerves even more. She gives you a warm smile in her reply.
<"I am over a thousand years old, and in my time, Changelings have tried to attack a total of 16 times. Though they are persistent and cunning, they have never succeeded. I gain nothing in blind paranoia. Instead, I make friends and cultivate knowledge among my faithful citizenry so that we can always stay one step ahead of our enemies. For everything you and Twilight have gone through over the past day, did you not make it through to me in one piece?"
>>106816>did you not make it through to me in one piece?"
I mean sure, I guess.
Why is everyone so mean to best momfu? If I lived with her I'd live and cuddle the shit out of her.
Probably the most normal sex /trash/pone has gotten in months.
Also colored this yesterday.>>106830
I'm not so sure. I think /sp/ is a bit out of the way which would reduce the visibility of the thread to newcomers.
God bless these colors.
I don't really care. Wherever the next OP is I'll be there. I am convinced however that the lazy will remain lazy and nothing will change. The sad reality is those that don't post don't care to post.
Well, we are already pretty far out of the way. If it doesn't go well we can always just make threads on /mlpol/ like we have been.
Good coloring as well.
Looks awesome, also..>that creative writing by anonfilly
if anything there should just be some option to turn 'em off when making a thread or something. doesn't get rid of them for everyone, and it's less of an issue.
I'm sure people would follow filly wherever but I'm just worried about the newcomers. There are no doubt many people on this site who never set foot in /sp/ and therefore would never know that there's an anonfilly thread. That's the main problem I see with it, could hurt our growth.
That was suggested in /qa/, but there's been no word on it since.>>106839
It's a good point, but unless the option IDs become a thing, that's the only place that would not have them.
have a thread on /mlpol/ just for redirecting people who don't know. Best of both worlds I reckon.
>>106842>been no word on it since
yeah, but the mods here also aren't shit like the ones over at 4chin, so they'll listen if we ask
just gotta get it right
so MODS REEEE WHERE ID OPTION
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
DID THREAD DO NOTHING WHAT'S GOING ON AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
see, that oughta get someone's attention.
It will not works.
in all seriousness though we are discussing this now, we'll let you know>>106850
neet, it worked
well my idear again is just having a thread by thread basis. those who make said thread can have it on or off as an option, so it's not on or off completely from the board
Well, the problem here seems to be that people don't like having everything they say tied to an ID. Although for something like the CYOA, that's kind of needed to distinguish posters.
How about having an option to hide/disable your ID on a per-post basis? Either not show an ID or set it to something like ID: 00000.
Oh hai Atlas.>>106852
Optional, selectable flags and a toggle in the OP for ID's. Some threads need ID's, some less so. >>106856
That's what tripfagging is for.(USER IS TEARING ME APART)
I feel the flags and IDs mostly benefit the political side of the site. When it's just a thread for random filly nonsense, it's not really necessary. People can namefag and trip here if they feel like they need to, it's hasn't really been a problem in /mlp/.
Perhaps let the thread creator choose if comments can opt out of ID.
Well, trip codes don't actually work for that. They show that posts with the same trip are from the same person, but not that posts from different trips are actually from different people. (Though I suppose there are ways to get around the IDs as well, but they're a bit less convenient.)>>106857>>106858
Having ID toggles for whole threads is the other option
Sounds quite nice, thanks.
The thing is too anything we change we can always change back if people don't like it.
Why can't /mlp/ have a moderation team like you guys?
It would be several times better if it did
4mods are kikes who hate fun and probably also 4chan. I wouldn't be surprised if the /mlp/ mods hate MLP and it's fanbase as much as the /pol/ mods hate the userbase there.
We love you guys, don't ever forget that. Any concerns about the site you are always more than welcome to bring up with us.
We love you too modsNo homo tho(YES HOMO)
>>106873>all the homo
Does that mean I unironically love John Elway now?
Excellent work ma dudes.
>>106871>that mod edit
>>106883>really fucking complicated
What am I to Elway?
>>106893>I am Anon Filly to mod Elway
I can accept thisPlz no lewd
That's a direct violation of my NAP
Now to enjoy being filly
show friends and ask if they can figure it out
Throw it away or put it back [ 1d100 = 91 ]
Filly can't help but feel that this weird new object is nothing but trouble so she throws it away [b]but…
…that other filly you were hanging out with catches the it.
>"Hey, what is this thing?"
You don't know if you should tell her the truth or…
TELL HER TO DRINK ITthe more pure it is the more satisfying it is to corrupt
CHUG CHUG CHUG
I must know how this goes.
She's going to become an alcoholicJust like her mom
Here, why don't we get some food into your stomach. That might make you feel a little better.[ 1d100 = 87 ]
"Oh, sorry I didn't realize. You must be hungry after today."
"Here, have this cheez burger">"thanks.."
Go to the kitchens. Gustaf sounds like a Gryphon name, and you're really starting to crave some bacon. [ 1d100 = 67 ]>>106920
Hopefully that makes drunk filly feel better.
Forgot second roll. [ 1d100 = 73 ]
Drunk filly feels better,
In fact… A LOT better…>"Anon please.. Do it. Make me feel good"
If you don't eat out that cute little filly's pussy, you are a bigger fucking gayboy virgin than Spike.
This. Make her feel like a mare. [ 1d100 = 31 ]
And so, the tables were turned.
Anon no longer saw any joy in this but Ruby was more than eager to 'experiment'
She forced Anon to the floor as her hormones steered her way to between Anon's legs
That beatiful flower. She needed to taste it, so she did.
And she licked away until Anon was shaking to the bone, and more.
It's so hard to decide![ 1d100 = 49 ]
Cryptically allude to that attitude possibly biting her in the rear one day in the event they find themselves one step ahead of her. It's a wonder we got here consider this changeling in particular seems to be fond of wiping memories, and we'd be screwed if by some cosmic roll of the dice it decided to wipe a little more than a few measly hours. [ 1d100 = 61 ]
Ah shit, I didn't see the second post.
That is my fetish.
So. The end. I had no plan or anything going into this,
It's all incosistent with green and 3rd/2nd person and shit's just fucked all over.
Hope you enjoyed :-DD
Apply bacon to face [ 1d100 = 37 ]
Is there any other answer?
Thanks for the little story, I liked it
Might as well[ 1d100 = 28 ]
It was an fantastic story
That's a big filly
Well congratulations, you got yourself lewded. Whats the next step of your master plan?
eating my tendies
WITH NO SURVIVORS>tfw no pic of filly getting tendies
Neat. So this has to be manually done by a mod for each thread?
As it is now, yes (initial code). I will extend it to be an option for thread creator if desired (mods will still be able to turn them on/off).
Sounds good to me. Having it be an option would be nice so that we (or others) can make use of it without needing to contact you guys each time.
Will try to have it done in a little while. Can't promise to have it done to the next thread is needed, but you never know.
That's fine, no worries. We can just have one of you toggle it for us if needed.
Thanks for the work you've put into this, it's really appreciated.
Not only do mods=gods
They are also AWESOME.https://youtu.be/fMa_D9XQ-5g
this video pleases me
jane a shit
Now thread creator should be able to turn off Poster ID by the power of checkbox.
I for one think our new overlords are based as fuck
Fucking hell. You guys are the best mods/admins, we really appricate it
>>106997>For now, you savor every bite.
Damn straight you will.
Lets hope we don't get too sick.
Try and refrain from more bacon, don't want to end up doubled over for the rest of the day [ 1d100 = 97 ]
If you want to change your action, you can keep that on your current roll.
But we don't want to get too sick.[ 1d100 = 84 ]
"Gee wiz, I sure do love tasting this juicy, delicious meet!"
Nah its good, I'll stick to not gorging on bacon & eggs.
Also, once we have UID-less thread, what are we going to do regarding rerolls/'this-ing'? Not that anyone here would resort to samefagging.
Screw the rules, how often are you going to eat bacon in a herbivore society?
Speaking of which, though, careful that no one sees you eating it. To ponies, practically every animal is a sentient creature and I can imagine quite a few are rabid vegans.[ 1d100 = 93 ]
As you finish your meal, you look down upon your empty plate and contemplate the wisdom of this decision. You don't feel too terrible yet, but if it gets bad enough, you probably won't do this again. Or at least not as often as Twilight does. Is she mad, or simply exaggerating the effects of meat on a filly's digestion. Doesn't matter. If you're going to be a filly, you're going to stick to a healthy and nutritious diet of sugar, flour, and whatever other carbohydrate-packed food groups ponies tend to eat.
Twilight wraps a hoof around you.
>"Hey, don't overthink it too much. Eating meat for a pony is no worse than eating a ton of sugar for certain other species."
Your mind flashes back to a Halloween night when you were 9 years old. You had the dumb idea to eat half your trick or treat bag and didn't want to eat anything the next morning. Maybe you'd do it once again in a blue moon if you felt stupid. On the other hand, you're a horse now. Sugar is your bitch.
Your focus is brought back to reality, and you see a very bored Twilight looking you straight in the eyes from an adjacent seat.
>"We're stuck in the castle until the princess captures and interrogates bug mom. What do you feel like doing?"
Let's go exploring! [ 1d100 = 55 ]
RAID THE KEEP
NEED MORE BUBBLEWRAP [ 1d100 = 66 ]
You know a room with shit tons of bubblewrap. Or go talk shit to stoned Discord in the gardens? Assuming it counts as being on the castle grounds? [ 1d100 = 37 ]
>>107062>go talk shit to stoned Discord
This. Seems like fun.
Explore the castle with the intent to cause mischief. If you find bubble wrap though all bets are off.
Best not to be seen outside. Build forts out of furniture and pillows and have a play-war with Twilight.[ 1d100 = 57 ]
This, but bring bubblewrap[ 1d100 = 70 ]
>>107058>don't say you>Don't say say.>Do not sat you!>DO NOT say (You)!
Fuck![ 1d100 = 77 ]
I think he is trying to have filly spill spaghetti everywhere and answer "What do you feel like doing?" with "you".
If that was the attempt, he has succeeded.
But now is not the time for lewd.
rolling for both of these>>107073>>107074[ 1d100 = 76 ]
Well yes, you do have a high roll, but you do not appear to have an intelligible command out of it.
Mmm. Filly is a sweet little angel.Everyone loves a good slut. You know it to be true. So does filly.
4: Explore and Cause Havoc, also Obtain Bubble Wrap
37: Obtain Bubble Wrap, Chat with Statue of Discord
53: Explore and Loot
57: Avoid Outdoors, Build Pillow Fort
66: Obtain Bubble Wrap
70: Build Pillow Fort, Bring Bubble Wrap
76: Do 70 and 77
77: Avoid uses of words "you", "say" and "(you)"
I can't avoid the narrative "you", since it's second person, but I can restrict filly's dialogue for an update or two. Still… an odd lot, no? I guess we're building a fort out of bubble wrap.
Just spaghetti and say "You." before you even have the time to think about it.
Obtain bubble wrap and explore. No fucking way we're looting after Sunbutt has already graciously provided us with all of this.
77 is filly thinking to herself "don't answer with 'you'" and then spilling spaghetti by immediately responding with "you" regardless>"What do you feel like doing?">"You"
Also, I think we could go build a pillow fort with a bubble wrap floor after we spill our spaghetti to satisfy the highest few rolls
rolling for filly to immediately pull the most pained expression she can after the (you)[ 1d100 = 76 ]
Fuck I'm retarded. Alright, I'm going to go take a quick bath, and then I'll come up with an update filled with more spaghetti than an Olive Garden.
I'd prefer an embarrassed expression myself
can't help but notice the wings are wrong, though.
Twilight tilts her head quizzically.
"That is uh…"
You vomit up the spaghetti and wheatballs from the day before yesterday… or at least that's what you think it is. Gustaf faints. You might have just insulted his cooking. You're not sure.
"That's what I want to do. You."
Twilight smacks her face with her hoof.
>"You are absolutely terrible at pickup lines."
You shrug and wipe the vomit off from your face.
"Yeah well, I was just trying to tell a joke. No idea where the spaghetti came from. Shouldn't that have been completely digested and gone out through the other end by now?"
>"I honestly have no idea myself. Say, are you going to clean that up? I mean, I can't see any towels around here, but you could probably wipe it up with a lampshade and hang it up to dry or something. No one would notice."
"I'm pretty sure everyone would notice. Besides, aren't there cleaning staff in here?"
>"There are, but I needed to make a joke at everyone's expense."
"Everyone? Didn't Gustaf just faint? I'm pretty sure we're the only conscious ponies in the room."
She points out the kitchen window to reveal the castle garden.
>"See that statue over there? That's Discord. He can't talk or do anything for the next decade or so, but I'm pretty sure he's cringing every time he hears someone dropping trope names and breaking the fourth wall."
"Okay, for real though, we should get something done. Do you want to make a bubble wrap fort?"
>"Eh, sure why not."
And you spend the entire morning constructing a scale model of Canterlot Castle out of cardboard boxes and bubble wrap.
pull a godzilla and break it down[ 1d100 = 59 ]
You should go and flag your tail at Discord knowing that he can't do anything about it.
>>107144>literal spaghetti>no pillows in the pillow fort
6/10of course, there is the possibility that the literal spaghetti is meant to be humorous, but I honestly can't tell if it is or isn't
Literal spaghetti forms the base for several absurd jokes.
Yeah, that was in the back of my mind since I started typing up that post, but I still wasn't sure of your intentions with that part of the scene because you didn't initially understand what >>107074
was trying to saystill fairly disappointed about the lack of pillows though
At least she didn't burst into treats.
Its only 10:43 pm the next day tho
Whoa. I was awakened just about an hour ago and now I can't get back to sleep. Being a light sleeper is suffering. At least I don't ever have to worry about getting raped by niggers in the middle ogf the night. What's on your mind, my man-pone?
The text is a bit distracting on the Filly one, personally I would have had just her.>>107154
Also this. Wish we had a higher res.
Been busy so couldnt give my $0.02 >Implying that has any value after converting
but personally i kinda like the /int/ factor of the thread and i can see the shitposting rise without it tbh
Even though Australia does it with or without flags but i like to think its something holding other fags back
On other hoof i miss fuck off and kys filly soo…
Does the option only hide the UID or does it hide UID + flags?
As it is now it only hides the UID. It can easily be extended to hide flags too.
Thanks for clarifying.
Honestly, I'm fine either way as far as having or removing flags
With flags, we get stuff like "Nuke Australia"
With no flags, we have an extra layer of anonymity
Poison joke, experiment gone wrong (accidental Purple instead of intentional), Discord shenanigans, etc…>>107196
Another way of handling that could be to have a drop-down when making posts that lets you choose between no flag, country flag, or any of the meme flags (without having to ask a mod to change yours).
Thread has slowed down, are people waiting for the new one or something?
I am, yes. I'm guessing a lot of other people are too.
Princesses transforming you, some fucked up Everfree magic, alchemy…
Maybe Aerolite would stop being butthurt about Anonfilly if we put up some green with Anon getting turned into a filly upon arrival or from poison joke (or some other everfree magic) and Purple trying to help him out like her usual canon self would
*if we put up a /mlp/ thread with some such green at the start of it
There's no need to make a thread for that. PTFG already exists.
Aerofag's hateboner is too strong>>107243
not even once
That will most likely change nothing. Feel free to share some green like that in the next mlpol thread, though.
Be ready for some surprise green tomorrow. No promises though.
Tell him he's a sick fuckAnd then boop him yourself
Get behind her and give her a Boop-Around.
Bring in even more fillies and turn it into a circleboop
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>>107245>Aerofag's hateboner is too strong
So how can