/mlpol/ - Fluttershy

A thread for best pony

your waifu is trash, you need real love

>>52394
If it's from that, I'll pass.

>>52394
Not enough pinkfaggot. Try again this is the best pony.

>>52399
Your dubs mean nothing. Flutter is best pony.

>>52393
AJ best pony

>>52400
Welp you beat his dubs

>>52393
>>52399
>>52401
You're ALL faggots, bow before royalty!

>>52401
Redneck who fuckers her brother
>>52403
Royality my ass she tried to overthrow the rightful princes. Banishment wasn't enough.
>>52400
A doormat at best sure her voice is cute but she's so dull and useless. Can't see why anyone would want her as a wifu.

>>52404
Next in line to the throne and her sister's a condescending cunt sometimes, she had her reasons. Banishment only made her stronger.

>>52404
t. jealous of my superior waifu

>>52405
banishment doubled her fun tbh

>>52404
She has been working on being more assertive.

>>52405
>>52407
At least her sister isn't some cunt who throws a tempter tantrum and tries to usurp thrown because of it.
>>52406
Jealous of what? Honestly she's the least liked of the mane 6 for a reason.
>>52408
And the writers have been smoking while doing so. Its made her from a doormat to a piece of shit.

>>52409
>least liked
mmkay, whatever helps you sleep at night sugarcube

>>52402
Not anymore.

>>52409
what, and pinkie is any better? last I checked she went into a bout of crippling depression and minor schizophrenia from people skipping out on her pet's birthday party. Luna's pretty sane when compared.

>>52410
Its real though she's the only pony that didn't start out with an interesting character aspect or goal. Flutter's goal was to become assertive even if it ruined her character completely, Rarity was to become a famous designer, Rainbowdash was to get into the wonderbolts, and Twilight to do what Celestia told her, to make friends. Applejack had none of that. Which is why she is worse pony of mane 6 that is.
>>52414
I'll be back.

>>52415
Ponk doesn't try to kill her sister at least. Also have you ever no one show up to one of your parties? Its the worse feel ever.

>>52416
I'll be ready

>>52417
The reason I never had parties..

>>52418
Not even when you were young anon? I used to till my 16th birthday. I invited all my friends. But out of the 12 I invited none of them showed up. Now I don't have parties anymore.

>>52417
I actually prefer when I don't have to deal with people, and I honestly preferred family at my birthdays if that. growing up alone conditions you to survive that shit, pansy. goes for >>52418 too, pansy.

>>52420
I remember one when I was very young, no clue who the other kids might have been.

>>52421
I agree, most people are shit.

>>52422
Damn you!

>>52423
people are shit, it's why we became horsefuckers and dissidents to the current political norms!

I come before you seeing a great travesty unraveling before my very eyes! Man vs. man, brother vs. brother, all of it a spell of disaster which spew if I let continue as it is. My fellow waifufags, I am against this conflict. It brings nothing but shame that my kin would war against each other with such frivolity. I like many of love my waifu to their very heart's content. It is a bind to the soul, which cannot wrenched from its position lest I die where I stand. This passion so forth, if continued in the wrong way, will be the utter destruction of our entire homogeneity. A state truly despicable as stray hounds tearing apart hound for scraps. I ask not to level one waifu to the lowest denominator as the other, but to elevate the entire collective, the spirit as you will, of waifudom. Why, I ask you to transcend the mockery of competition.

>>52416
>doesn't have a mane purpose
Her family is a worthy purpose. She is the perfect example of the everyman who toils in blood, sweat, and tears to be able to provide for his family. She is diligent and faithful, and gets along well with her family. She is the model citizen of Ponyville, always lending a hoof to neighbors in need. Her life is well lived throughout the mundane just as much if not more than throughout the adventures. She knows her place and role in her family and in society and fills that role until it flows over. If you can't appreciate that then you're a cuck.

>>52427
Fine. I'll admit Flutters is the pone most full of feminine grace. In every activity she displays this and does so very well.

>>52429
Good. I could always need another comrade who could see reason.

>>52430
>comrade
>took the waifu compliment but didn't return the favor
I see how it is

>>52427
>>52430
alright, I'll stop arguing as I'm perfectly content with my socially retarded NEET princess waifu and I'm tired. you both have fun with your waifus.
>>52431
he's the one who asked for the ceasefire, quit bitching and accept it.

>>52432
I will not be assimilated

>>52431
Why, my friend, I can tell you many things. First and foremost, Applejack as a whole is the shining example of her surroundings. An apple to the eye with her robust beauty and even more delightful character. Since Season 1, Applejack was what the show stood for. Morality, heroism, courage, honesty, and harmony. She is uncompromising with her, she shown without doubt as a protector of good and safety, she takes on that burden without fear, always intgral with what's by speaking the truth, and her connection with the land, family, and community shows a peace only prided by her to such a degree.
>>52432
And, Princess Luna. I see in Princess Luna a goddess no less, but no more "human" than you and I. Luna was the product of anger and jealousy, the kind that a craftsman would feel if they had their greatest work tossed aside for a feeble display. It can be felt the years of comtempt suffered, it can be felt the isolation, it can be felt the need for action, and then the fall all experienced by this pony. An amalgamation all too real for many of us. Luna is a reflection of our worse, but unlike a muddied mirror, we see a clarity of unfettered, glorious femininity. Greatness to say. A fine image. Calm, soothing, all knowing. Luna has helped others like her before. I believe she has served an essential duty.

So, how big are your waifu picture collections? Mine's 999 SFW and 204 NSFW.

Fluttershy is a low tier pony. You should not waifu her.

>>52467
You're opinion is wrong.

>>52497
>Fluttershy win's the closest official contest for best pony
>ran by Hub and Hasbro during the pony fandom's peak
>this will never happen again
I laugh at you, sauerkraut. Your empire of dirt and Moslem hordes are nothing.

>>52506
>Fluttershy winning best pony
>Fandom never being the same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jm_eUQSYAk

>>52511
I see you, fellow Flutterfag.

>>52393
You messed up your OP, OP

Remember to ignore polygamists.

Show me your war face

>>53746
>>53750

I am by no means a friend of this pony, but I am happy to admit that this is some good looking artwork.

>>52393
>>52394
I give my love to luv bug - she becomes any waifu I want.

>>53750
>Second pic
Reminds me of a certain tf2 map (future Equestria?) It had references of a political war between the mane 6 as they all became alicorns.
Did you know tf2 had a huge brony playerbase in the past?

>>54279
hmmm....you make a compelling argument.

>>54280
Yes, I saw some of the fun but never joined in on it. Now it's ded. ;_;

>>52393
Fluttershy best pone

>>54584
but dare I boop again?

>>54585
Preemptive boop.

>This thread
>No one mentions real best poni

Can't have the other waifu threads overshadow this one.

Sometimes things can get real bitter. I think I have been on a losing streak.

>>59674

Life is not a pony farm, Anon. Your waifu is meant to be a painkiller to deal with reality like a man, not to be a cure from your own or others delusions.

>>59683
I see. And, now I feel better.

we all know who the real best horse is

Twist is bestest pone

>>61045
I redirect you to >>52427
I can only hope a twifag will heed this sage advice.

>>61048
Even the royals have struggles with this: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/327292/worst-princess
What makes you think these common ponies can reach such lofty heights??

>>61052
m8 no we already did this

>>64066
no bully plz

>>64066
>child and cat abuse in one gif
ABSOLUTELY INHUMANE

Get in the shed fluttercuck.

/pol/friend here, my interest in ponies is purely political. I am familiar with the "best pony" meme, but I'm curious who is worst pony?

>>64107
worst pony is Rainbow Dash.

>>64110
shes a cunt, and constantly goes against the element she represents

>>64109
Wrong it is the commie cunt.
>Doesn't represent an element
>Mary Sue
>Commie
>Her magic is more powerful then the princes of magic and friendship
She's a poorly written OC thrown into the show as a terrible Mary sue. Sure Rarity is a bitch, Rainbow a cunt, Twilight and Apple Jack boring, Pinkie LEL XDDDDD, and Flutter either way too submissive or assertive with nothing in-between but Glimmer is nigger tier.

>>64118
she's a close second and I rethink this often, however my hatred for top cunt remains stronger.

>>64118
That's true. Glimmer is the OC of Miller, Haber, and Vogel. Fuck them all.

>>64118
>>64208
This.
On top of my general dislike for her, she's totally messing up the show.

Just posting in this FLUTTERSHY thread. Which is only about Fluttershy.

>>68257
Ah..
Sorry for participating in the derail…

I fucking love this horse.

Um, sorry everyone. If its not too much of a bother, I just wanted to remind everyone that /sp/ is for Football.
I… I'll just go then.

>>71000
…I'm the one who's supposed to say that…

>>71003
Sorry, I saw trip-Footballs upcoming and couldn't let the team down.

>>71000
>>71004
Good waifu.~

>>71005
>totally see what you did there
>the things you see when searching "embarrassed fluttershy"

>>71007
>>the things you see when searching "embarrassed fluttershy"
Actually I got it when from a thread of some anon showcasing his magnificently wonderful flash game.
>https://4as.deviantart.com/art/Pony-Petting-Simulator-Fluttershy-643950706

Threadly reminder that Fluttershy is the designated waifu of scholar and gentleman Jonathan Ross.

https://mlpol.net/sp/res/1804.html#q1974

>>71161
Truly the prodigy of our kind. Unlike plebians who waifu Vinyl like Chris-Chan.

>>71960
Wallpaper-tier

would you still love your waifu even if she were a zigger?

>>75700
But why would my waifu be a zigger?

>>75701
alternate universe

>>75701
magic mishap mebbe
iunno
regardless
would you?

>>75704
post zigger dash, and ill tell you

>>75705
>waifuing dash
>in the Fluttershy thread
wew

>>75706
sorry you have shit taste in waifus anon

>>75708
What is rule 10?

>>75708
sorry you lost your way anon
do you want me to direct you to the dash thread?

>>75708
>posts anthro
>doesn't even like crotchtits
>waifus Dash
Wew, famalam. Is there anyone else with a shittier taste that comes off as this ironic?

>>75712
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>75712
anthro is alright m8

>>75716
>anthro
>anything but shit
wew
I mean
humanized is ok
but anthro is for indecisive pussies

>>75717
i like it all m9
1-5

>>75718
I'm still waiting on your description of rule 10.

>>75719
Don't mind him. He's just a bit new.

>>75716
I'd take hoomans over Frankenstein abominations any day.

>>75720
I know that, but I don't think he does. You ruined my denoument!

>>75722
bro ive openly stated it alot

>>75723
… surely you know what happens after an admission of newbetry,….

>>75725
what is atlas gonna come in through my window and read mein kampf to me in fluent german?

>>75727
>>75728
You're in for it now, Anon.

>>75729
ok those are some nice crotch tiddies, gotta admit it

>>75729
and why is that fucking anon green?!

>>75732
e_e It seems horsepron will be ineffective

>>75733
im not reddit my man

>>75735
Zald, pls go.

>>75738
Zald doesn't link to other posts

I wonder how many threads Confederate anon has derailed to-day.

>>75740
its only because no one is in the cyoa thread, and im bored

>>75739
Eh. I noticed a lot of "1 post by this id" posts in this thread: figured it was him still trying to start shit.

>>75738
Excuse me? I am NOT the fucking idiot who dedicates his life to taking down a Nazi pony image board. I'm nearly pointing out that the use of the copypasta in question is stale.

>>75741
Have you seen the OCs thread?

>>75743
yea i know i picked it for that reason

>>75743
It is pretty old…

>>75744
im to shit for that thread tbh

>>75745
You were right about one thing, I'll give you that. I'll decline the obligatory 'lurk moar'.

>>75747
Suit yourself then..

>>75742
Now, I was off the website for a few weeks after those 8chan folk threatened to use scripts and shit to attack the site. Zald is just the guy who has dedicated his life to taking down the site since it's inception, correct?

>>75750
hmm i might post some shit oc and see how they recive it…

>>75754
So i've gathered.

>>75755
kek says you should

>>75761
s'alright
just don't do it again and we're cool

>>75761
>>75759
>namefagging
Comeon anons
stop it now

>>75786
is pinky gonna rape me if i dont

>All this namefagging

>>75796
I'll namefag if I choose to

>>75796
If they continue can you make them have the fag flags :DDDD.

>>75799
Which episode was that?

>>75808
im not sure,i found it on the booru

>>75808
The new one (Russians hacked it): he's posting fucking spoilers.

>>75810
fuck me sorry

Oh, wow. I just found an old greentext I wrote for /mlp/ in the cache of this one website that apparently never was deleted (spell checking site that is.) I think I ought to post it, but I hope it doesn't come off as too mean-spirited.
"I want you to smile right now, Fluttershy! Right here in front of me."
>"But… but…"
"Right now!"
>"I can't…" The yellow pegasus silently mumbles the end of her sentence.
"Did I say I say that you could say "no?" Do it." You make sure to get extra close into her face.
>Tears start welling up in her eyes. She's about to break.
"Come on."
>Fluttershy is really starting to shake.
>Her body retracts and she looks to the ground. She begins making circles in the dirt with her hoof.
>She really doesn't want to be here. Too bad.
>You poke her in the chest, gesturing to do as you said.
>This triggers a response.
>"MR. WUFFLES DIED!" Isn't that sad? I think it's VERY sad. He was so y-young. He died at the age of ten! It's just… I can't handle it!
>Fluttershy bursted into tears. She's crying her ass off.
>Jesus Christ! Do hamsters even live that long?
>She's crying over the poor thing. You almost felt bad.
>No. Keep focus.
"I still want you to do it. Get over it."
>"And he had a family. What am I going to tell his grandchildren…" She still was sobbing.
"Now!"
>"P-please."
"I swear, I'll boop you your snoot."
>She jumps into a shocked state.
>"Oh my. Anything but that. Tha-that's so… lewd."
"I'll do it."
>She looked really uneasy.
>It was either that she smiled.
>Or get booped.
>Choices. Choices.
>Whatever strength she had, the yellowquiet mess stained with tears and some drool began to shift their lips slightly upwards.
>Not quite a smile.
"More."
>"O-Okay." Distress still in her voice.
>Slowly she her mouth shaped into a faint smile.
>A cute one at that.
>Too cute. You couldn't help but smile too.
>In reply, Fluttershy beamed her grin brighter.
>Hnnng.
>Okay! The facade is off.
>You lept up and scooped that poner into one big hug.
>Her voice piped up in a noticeable squeak.
>"Thanks for being a friend, Anon."
"Silly horse, I was trying to bully you."
>"Oh. Did I stop you. I'm sorry."
>She did it again!
>That's it. Bullying ponies is hard. You're not cut out for this.
>Only one thing to do now.
"Let's cuddle!"
>A noticeable blush appeared on her face.
>She could only nod in shy approval.

>>76445
That image reminds me, is there any retrowave of Flutters?

>>76524
>Fluttercucks

>>76525
D-did my question trigger you, Mr. Leaf? You seem awfully upset.

For worshipping purposes.

>>83254
Way too cute!

>>64111
also "she" is a trap

>>83413
Thanks, Vril!

wow
these threads last quite a while

>>90444
I want to say that this is the best and simultaneously worst use of a get I've ever seen. Go fuck yourself, you glorious bastard.

>>90445
That is how it should be.

>>90453
i know the artist of that piece
i also know that that is cropped vore porn

>>91320
>"I recognize that bulge."

>>91343
>I recognize those 9 pixels

>>90453
Fuck you. I know that's augustbebel but I've tried finding the exact source twice and ended up clopping both times.

wow
these threads last quite a while

>>93008
we may be slow, but we have some pretty good levels of qualitywhen the flagfags aren't shitposting.

>>93009
if only 4chan were this slow and comfy

>>93010
One day, I hope we can die, so we achieve maximum comfiness.

>>68250
Scrappy Doo was annoying, but at least he didn't derail Scooby Doo into a shitty zero-stakes slice-of-life show about an asshole you're supposed to love and her shittily written asshole friends. Even Chloe from FOP didn't hurt the show and everything it was supposed to be about this badly. She was the typical "I'm perfect but still sad" character written poorly, and getting Timmy's fairies was bullshit, but she wasn't a human with the strongest and most all-powerful fairy magic ever.

>>93048
Actually, the show would do quite well if it literally killed Glimmer off. If the writers keep exaggerating Glimmer's powers then they have unwittingly set the stage for a threat which is too much for the Princesses and for the Elements, but can be stopped through a noble sacrifice by Glimmer. Would be too much to hope for at this point, though.

>>93055
Far too much. The writers are trying to give us "Less Glimmer", but it's too little too late.

They tried giving her stock plots anypony could have done better than her. They tried reducing her speaking roles and only using her as some unicorn that helps Twilight cast important spells, when S1 Unicorn Twilight could have done the whole thing herself solo. They tried giving the spotlight to their other OCs, like Sunburst and Spike and now Starswirl the Bearded. It doesn't change the fact that these fuckers would rather write their own OC-filled shit than a real MLP story, and their own OC-filled story isn't even a good one.

faggot waifu for autistic faggots

>>93064

>faggot waifu for autistic faggots

>>93067
Ever wonder why an interesting-looking music-making mare that never said a word on-screen and had no canon personality and had less than a minute of screentime until Ep100 had so many fans?