I like federal agents and they're my frens. They pay me to post here based off of (You)s. They even give me a bonus shiny banana sticker any time I cap a pedo/zoophile post and email it to them.
They say I'm a very good asset every time we meet at McDonald's for coffee and to review posts. They even let me get as many chicken nuggets as I want.
They like me so much that they even gave me a code name; "Rain Man"... Because I make it rain in (You)s and nuggies.
>>356709Your handler takes you to McDonald's? That's awesome. Mine only ever takes me to Wendy's. I have to get the dollar nuggets too, I can't even get the full order. And they never give me enough honey mustard to cover all of the nuggets. I'm thinking about defecting to Russia.
>>356709>picThe artist could have said "fed up with" but said "a fed tired of" instead. Pointlessly missed opportunity for a pun.
>>356709>>356724What set off the original post?
>>356724He also missed an opportunity for a pun.
>>356709US Feds are like Canadian Doctors after MAID.
Same goal, but different approach.