I like federal agents and they're my frens. They pay me to post here based off of (You)s. They even give me a bonus shiny banana sticker any time I cap a pedo/zoophile post and email it to them.
They say I'm a very good asset every time we meet at McDonald's for coffee and to review posts. They even let me get as many chicken nuggets as I want.
They like me so much that they even gave me a code name; "Rain Man"... Because I make it rain in (You)s and nuggies.
Your handler takes you to McDonald's? That's awesome. Mine only ever takes me to Wendy's. I have to get the dollar nuggets too, I can't even get the full order. And they never give me enough honey mustard to cover all of the nuggets. I'm thinking about defecting to Russia.
The artist could have said "fed up with" but said "a fed tired of" instead. Pointlessly missed opportunity for a pun.
What set off the original post?
He also missed an opportunity for a pun.
US Feds are like Canadian Doctors after MAID.
Same goal, but different approach.