/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

First for best filly

>Toothpaste being gay as usual.
Anon, even the most clueless loli would be too fucking disgusted to try you. There's an instinct to avoid abhorrent retards. You would have more luck if you tried what JF does.
Which is to say, maybe try your luck with mentally ill, self-loathing women.
Literally anything else is better. Anything other than shitposting on some god-forsaken wasteland of the internet.

>>356097
Nice filly, really nice...

But you see, the tomboy chicken nugget herself is best filly

>>355986
These characters were designed to be cute stupid little girls to activate your parental/brotherly instincts and make you bond with them. They were also designed to be fun characters for kids.

>>356104
And you were designed to one day fuck a woman, that hasn't stopped you from frequenting a canadian offshoot of a mongolian basketweaving forum centered on nazi horses. Green retards count here, right?

>>356107
Jokes on you, I have fucked several women.

Best filly and rightful empress of Equestria

This filly has a hold of my heart and I already have a wife
What do? Adopt her?

>>356130
IF FIELY HAS HOLD OF HEART IS VERY DANGERS COMRADE. HEART IS NECESSARY FOR PUMPING OF BLOOD AND YUO NEED BLOOD TO LIVE. IF FILLY HAS HOLD OFE HEART YOU MUST DEFEAT IN COMBAT, STAB MANY MANY TIMES. IF YOU HAVE WIFE THIS MAKE EASY COMRADE, USE WIFE TO DISTRACT AND THEN STAB FILY DIRECTLY IN HEART, WILL CHANGE BACK TO MAN. THEN YOU WIL FEAST FOR MANY DAYS

WOULD YOU a filly

>>356146
Imagine wasting time with a filly when Braxien is right there

>>356146
Wouldn't you?

Filly a cute

>>356164
Now that's some big fillies.

>>356165
Or a shota Anon.

>>356112
Hmm she could be Empress but she would have to first beat the Princess of Foalcon herself Flurry Heart to win the throne

>>356104
You know that argument could be used on any pony in the show? You know the same goes for Naruto, Pokemon and other tv or film that you collect porn of too

>>356168
Tsunade is canonically middle-aged. And Vaporeon was made for sex. I am mathematically less weird than anyone who wants to stick their dick inside a character who's canonically a prepubescent child like Apple Bloom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCtHEgEJRlY

>>356175
> I am mathematically less weird than anyone who wants to stick their dick inside a character who's canonically a prepubescent
Now there’s something to put on your resume.

>>356175
Pokémon is around pony in weirdness scale, because although less able to vocalize a lot of adult Pokémon (but not all) are intelligent enough to pass the Harkness Test. Not sure why you would considering you lose the consistency of >horse pussy. But anything physically or mentally immature ups the weirdness 10-fold and is worse than "bestiality but not really."

>>356181
Vapussy certainly doesn't have the consistency of pony pussy. That's the best part.

>>356182
Seriously, what is even the appeal of this? At least the pony characters have sentience and personalities, so you could arguably be attracted to them in the same way you might be attracted to a human fictional character. This Pokémon shit is just bizarre. There’s nothing physically attractive about the character (at least not to a normal person), putting tits on them and otherwise anthropomorphising them just makes them look weird, and at core all this character is is a goofy imaginary monster that can only say it’s own name, so there isn’t any non-physical justification for the attraction.

To make the whole thing even more weird, you’re defending this bizarre and unhealthy fetish while in the same breath castigating another equally bizarre and unhealthy fetish. It’s like berating someone for fucking their dog and then turning around and admitting that you like to fuck dead deer you find on the freeway. Seriously, Nigel, you need professional help.

>>356185
You want to know what the appeal of Vaporeon is? In terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans. Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ponies have their personality decided by the show, Vaporeon can have any personality. Any desired consistency. Pokemon only saying their names is something the show made up. Besides, in that same show there are Pokemon who can understand english. Some can even speak it or communicate telepathically.

>>356187
So in other words, what I said: you need professional help.

>>356185
>what is even the appeal of this (not higher order beings)?
There is no higher order considerations on the other end of the relationship. It's centered on simple interests.
By simple I mean it's cold calculus of give and take. What makes idealized interpersonal interactions achieve more than a mere checklist, cardboard cutout and a bit of bribery is the agency and person hood.
Which is why mares and waifus draw out goodness near irregardless of what game is played (negative sum, zero sum or positive sum, if you would do something so they would be able to have more agency and enjoy that more).
Consider a hypothetical Starlight Glimmer giving your pony waifu slave she'll DO anything You Say.
Anything any action regardless she'll be as you dictate. There would only be the narcissism as a reflection in the meat puppet.
An Anon would free her. There is no control, no domination of actions unwillingly, nothing that shackles the potential for highest expression.
Now back to meat puppets, to what degree they are free is indicative to the relationship and use. Higher order beings bound in such a way tends to be a sensation of loss. This too is felt in lower order beings in some part.
If they have your best interest at heart and are capable the strive to become more like that embodies a key foundation of humanity.
Thus the tangential inverse, removing those that aim to worsen.
The means and methods are the variation between the two shades at times with no clear answer.
I digress, unfeeling sex toys are just that the physical satisfaction.
The only thing there is one's self.
Moving up, there is hints of something more beyond just a toy or play thing. Beyond just being the end and be all of everything.
The relation is relatively simple. They do something, they know how, where, why and any other question the other will act as if a puppet with extra steps.
The potential for something more lurks at the edges (varying ranges of self hood) waiting for the right moment.
Now most porn is reductionist, put these things in such away, looks pleasing, scratches the itch, maybe a burst of natural chemicals and that's that.
Hence going above that takes a bit of leveraging and elbow grease.
Going way beyond that is the stuff people strive for, the things people look up to, things that are desirable yet must not be stolen. It's possible to kindle such things and have them grow, most notably by being in proximity and duration and it's side effects.
Pokemon fall a bit above mannequin play, not that much but enough to hit easy to reach milestone.
Again I have to say that pornography tend to reduce things to the barest of states. Yes thats a pun. Lacking in many higher characteristics.
You could call a meme a form of higher expression shown through the base by means of reflection.
Which also is why Friendship is Magic ponies are 10/10.
The higher expression is obtainable one way or another.

Incase I missed my point earlier in revision or deleting stuff here it is.
<They are mere masterbatory tools for the self image.
While best pones are in pleasures also
<The way points for the construction of self and others whilst also being good in and of themselves.

I love this community.
To elaborate on what's "bestiality but not really," it's the fetishistic appeal of the sexual aspects of animal-like beings (without being the misshapen hybrid abominations that furries are) without the taboo aspects (as they possess near-human intellects and thus can consent).
>>356189
This is fundamentally correct, but in Nigel's defense a large proportion of cloppers (probably the majority) think of only the physicality of pone and have a fetish for >horse pussy instead of having any genuine emotional connection. Pornography is inherently "objectifying" (not in the feminist sense) as it's usually reductionist, and it takes special effort to add character to it. This physicality is obviously what Nigel (and all the "Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon" crowd) is looking for, as physical attributes are the sole appeal while personality and the like is merely tacked on.
Pokémon can have the same quality of attractiveness as ponies but this is bound to be less common, because to reach this it's required to come up with a story about a trainer and one of his Pokémon developing a genuine emotional bond and at some point deciding to have carnal relations. It's a lot more work than using existing ponies, who have defined characters that can merely be referenced. Pornographers aren't usually willing to put in that level of effort, and a writer who can write a moving romantic story, unless if severely autistic, will not waste their efforts on a Pokémon story that would weird out most people.
There's an idea for you, Nigel. You're looking for stuff to write, you like Pokémon, and you're profoundly autistic, so this type of story seems right up your alley.

OP explicitly calls for lolicon artwork of cartoon horse children and mfs have a problem with me saying I want to cum inside Tsunade and a Vaporeon

>>356192
Nope, sorry, you don't get to deflect.

Pedophiles are easy to deal with, all you have to do is say "fuck off, pedo" and you're done. You, you're a whole other species of degenerate. You sit here and write literal essays about how one kind of fucking Pokemon is more sexually-compatible with humans than some other fucking kind of Pokemon and you expect people to just roll with it. You even seem surprised that anyone would disagree with you.

That OP is a degenerate who can and should fuck off is a completely separate issue from the fact that (You) exist in an extremely fragile glass house and are in no position to throw stones at anyone. OP's degeneracy is the simple kind that can be solved with a bullet or a gas chamber. Your degeneracy is the kind that needs to be isolated and studied by a team of professionals, so we can determine exactly what specific quantities of microplastics and soy estrogen a woman needs to ingest while pregnant in order to give birth to a human being who not only wants to fuck Pokemon, but can actually produce staid, completely serious essays explaining why one goddamn Pokemon is inherently more fuckable than some other kind of goddamn Pokemon.

No, Nigel, you do not get to deflect. This thread is now about shitting on (You) and your degenerate Pokemon fetish.

Holy shit. I was feeling down, but one look at the last few replies in this thread reminded me of why I love it here: ernest, scholarly discussions on magical cartoon horse pussy and the psychological motives behind yearning for it. The thorough and gratuitously detailed description of 'Vapussy' combined with it is just a trail sparkling behind the glorious shooting star of cosmic autism.
It was intellectually stimulating and awe-inspiring to witness. For a brief moment, I felt a transcendental sense of harmony that washed away all of my woes. Thank you all.
>>356192
This whole reply needs to be a banner quote.
>I want to cum inside Tsunade and a Vaporeon
Also, one of these things is not like the other... Never change, Nigel.
I haven't laughed this hard in weeks.

>>356192
It's retarded, tbh. Tsunade and Vaporeon are both coom-worthy.

>>356194
But I didn't write the Vaporeon copypasta. I'm memeing on OP.

>>356198
Meme-ing on OP? You replied to an anon who wasn't even OP so that is wrong, also just posting a slightly edited version of an old copypasta to defend yourself isn't much of an "own" as you think it is. I am glad I was able to tell it was you though right away Nigel, helps me get through threads since I can dismiss most of what you say since you tend to go on long tirades about some show or game you just got consuming.

I'm just surprised you didn't pick Gardevoir for your sexual fantasies, those are majority male spawning so that's enough dicks for you to suck but I can't be sure if its enough for your hunger for them.

>>356200
I'll ignore all the time you cried "Nigel" at people who were not me, if it will make you feel better. But I have to ask why, when a pedo is right there, you strive to find fault in my taste for Pokemon the second you think you've found something you can use against me. Am I really more reprehensible to you than a pedo, or is this a tribal thing where you'll ignore a pedo brony to yell at a Pokephile. I wonder what you would choose to focus on if I asked one of the Serena or Iris coomerspammers from /vp/ to post in this thread. Would the combination of pokephilia AND pedophilia be enough to make you look at something besides me when you know I'm in the same thread at you? At this point I'm not just living in your head rent free, and I'm renting it to niggers and charging you for anything they break. Speaking of which they broke the pool table.

>>356168
i don't get the fourth pic

>>356203
To be quite honest, I dunno either, I'm sure I could search for it at the source but I was mainly looking for suggestive pictures on Ponerpics. Maybe I'll just stick to crops of stuff instead, makes it much more fun since I have to edit them too.

>>356202
>He hasn't bothered to check my other posts in this thread and wonders why I'm not objecting to the art being posted

Fuck me didn't realise it had been so long since my last post in here, I best appease that gang of violent fillies OP talked about. Also AI is getting pretty decent for foal art now from the looks of it, could end up being a good base to work from for artists for some ideas

I love my wife.

>>357195
Your wife sure is a cute!

Also think its time for some animated stuff too. Still pics are one thing but movement shows how much more you can love these foals