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filly thread
Anonymous
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No.355986
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post fillies and foalcon or you might get a visit from a gang of violent fillies who will do bad things to you
Anonymous
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First for best filly
Anonymous
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>Toothpaste being gay as usual.
Anon, even the most clueless loli would be too fucking disgusted to try you. There's an instinct to avoid abhorrent retards. You would have more luck if you tried what JF does.
Which is to say, maybe try your luck with mentally ill, self-loathing women.
Literally anything else is better. Anything other than shitposting on some god-forsaken wasteland of the internet.
Anonymous
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>>356097
Nice filly, really nice...

But you see, the tomboy chicken nugget herself is best filly
Anonymous
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>>355986
These characters were designed to be cute stupid little girls to activate your parental/brotherly instincts and make you bond with them. They were also designed to be fun characters for kids.
Anonymous
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>>356104
And you were designed to one day fuck a woman, that hasn't stopped you from frequenting a canadian offshoot of a mongolian basketweaving forum centered on nazi horses. Green retards count here, right?
Anonymous
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>>356107
Jokes on you, I have fucked several women.
Anonymous
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Best filly and rightful empress of Equestria
Anonymous
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>>355986
Anonymous
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This filly has a hold of my heart and I already have a wife
What do? Adopt her?
Anonymous
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>>356130
IF FIELY HAS HOLD OF HEART IS VERY DANGERS COMRADE. HEART IS NECESSARY FOR PUMPING OF BLOOD AND YUO NEED BLOOD TO LIVE. IF FILLY HAS HOLD OFE HEART YOU MUST DEFEAT IN COMBAT, STAB MANY MANY TIMES. IF YOU HAVE WIFE THIS MAKE EASY COMRADE, USE WIFE TO DISTRACT AND THEN STAB FILY DIRECTLY IN HEART, WILL CHANGE BACK TO MAN. THEN YOU WIL FEAST FOR MANY DAYS
Anonymous
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WOULD YOU a filly
Anonymous
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>>356146
Imagine wasting time with a filly when Braxien is right there
Anonymous
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>>356146
Wouldn't you?
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Filly a cute
Anonymous
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>>356164
Now that's some big fillies.
Anonymous
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>>356165
Or a shota Anon.
Anonymous
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>>356112
Hmm she could be Empress but she would have to first beat the Princess of Foalcon herself Flurry Heart to win the throne

>>356104
You know that argument could be used on any pony in the show? You know the same goes for Naruto, Pokemon and other tv or film that you collect porn of too
Anonymous
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>>356168
Tsunade is canonically middle-aged. And Vaporeon was made for sex. I am mathematically less weird than anyone who wants to stick their dick inside a character who's canonically a prepubescent child like Apple Bloom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCtHEgEJRlY
Anonymous
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>>356175
> I am mathematically less weird than anyone who wants to stick their dick inside a character who's canonically a prepubescent
Now there’s something to put on your resume.
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>>356175
Pokémon is around pony in weirdness scale, because although less able to vocalize a lot of adult Pokémon (but not all) are intelligent enough to pass the Harkness Test. Not sure why you would considering you lose the consistency of >horse pussy. But anything physically or mentally immature ups the weirdness 10-fold and is worse than "bestiality but not really."
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>>356181
Vapussy certainly doesn't have the consistency of pony pussy. That's the best part.
Anonymous
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>>356182
Seriously, what is even the appeal of this? At least the pony characters have sentience and personalities, so you could arguably be attracted to them in the same way you might be attracted to a human fictional character. This Pokémon shit is just bizarre. There’s nothing physically attractive about the character (at least not to a normal person), putting tits on them and otherwise anthropomorphising them just makes them look weird, and at core all this character is is a goofy imaginary monster that can only say it’s own name, so there isn’t any non-physical justification for the attraction.

To make the whole thing even more weird, you’re defending this bizarre and unhealthy fetish while in the same breath castigating another equally bizarre and unhealthy fetish. It’s like berating someone for fucking their dog and then turning around and admitting that you like to fuck dead deer you find on the freeway. Seriously, Nigel, you need professional help.
Anonymous
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>>356185
You want to know what the appeal of Vaporeon is? In terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans. Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ponies have their personality decided by the show, Vaporeon can have any personality. Any desired consistency. Pokemon only saying their names is something the show made up. Besides, in that same show there are Pokemon who can understand english. Some can even speak it or communicate telepathically.
Anonymous
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No.356188
>>356187
So in other words, what I said: you need professional help.
Grain of salt.
Anonymous
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>>356185
>what is even the appeal of this (not higher order beings)?
There is no higher order considerations on the other end of the relationship. It's centered on simple interests.
By simple I mean it's cold calculus of give and take. What makes idealized interpersonal interactions achieve more than a mere checklist, cardboard cutout and a bit of bribery is the agency and person hood.
Which is why mares and waifus draw out goodness near irregardless of what game is played (negative sum, zero sum or positive sum, if you would do something so they would be able to have more agency and enjoy that more).
Consider a hypothetical Starlight Glimmer giving your pony waifu slave she'll DO anything You Say.
Anything any action regardless she'll be as you dictate. There would only be the narcissism as a reflection in the meat puppet.
An Anon would free her. There is no control, no domination of actions unwillingly, nothing that shackles the potential for highest expression.
Now back to meat puppets, to what degree they are free is indicative to the relationship and use. Higher order beings bound in such a way tends to be a sensation of loss. This too is felt in lower order beings in some part.
If they have your best interest at heart and are capable the strive to become more like that embodies a key foundation of humanity.
Thus the tangential inverse, removing those that aim to worsen.
The means and methods are the variation between the two shades at times with no clear answer.
I digress, unfeeling sex toys are just that the physical satisfaction.
The only thing there is one's self.
Moving up, there is hints of something more beyond just a toy or play thing. Beyond just being the end and be all of everything.
The relation is relatively simple. They do something, they know how, where, why and any other question the other will act as if a puppet with extra steps.
The potential for something more lurks at the edges (varying ranges of self hood) waiting for the right moment.
Now most porn is reductionist, put these things in such away, looks pleasing, scratches the itch, maybe a burst of natural chemicals and that's that.
Hence going above that takes a bit of leveraging and elbow grease.
Going way beyond that is the stuff people strive for, the things people look up to, things that are desirable yet must not be stolen. It's possible to kindle such things and have them grow, most notably by being in proximity and duration and it's side effects.
Pokemon fall a bit above mannequin play, not that much but enough to hit easy to reach milestone.
Again I have to say that pornography tend to reduce things to the barest of states. Yes thats a pun. Lacking in many higher characteristics.
You could call a meme a form of higher expression shown through the base by means of reflection.
Which also is why Friendship is Magic ponies are 10/10.
The higher expression is obtainable one way or another.

Incase I missed my point earlier in revision or deleting stuff here it is.
<They are mere masterbatory tools for the self image.
While best pones are in pleasures also
<The way points for the construction of self and others whilst also being good in and of themselves.
Anonymous
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No.356190
I love this community.
To elaborate on what's "bestiality but not really," it's the fetishistic appeal of the sexual aspects of animal-like beings (without being the misshapen hybrid abominations that furries are) without the taboo aspects (as they possess near-human intellects and thus can consent).
>>356189
This is fundamentally correct, but in Nigel's defense a large proportion of cloppers (probably the majority) think of only the physicality of pone and have a fetish for >horse pussy instead of having any genuine emotional connection. Pornography is inherently "objectifying" (not in the feminist sense) as it's usually reductionist, and it takes special effort to add character to it. This physicality is obviously what Nigel (and all the "Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon" crowd) is looking for, as physical attributes are the sole appeal while personality and the like is merely tacked on.
Pokémon can have the same quality of attractiveness as ponies but this is bound to be less common, because to reach this it's required to come up with a story about a trainer and one of his Pokémon developing a genuine emotional bond and at some point deciding to have carnal relations. It's a lot more work than using existing ponies, who have defined characters that can merely be referenced. Pornographers aren't usually willing to put in that level of effort, and a writer who can write a moving romantic story, unless if severely autistic, will not waste their efforts on a Pokémon story that would weird out most people.
There's an idea for you, Nigel. You're looking for stuff to write, you like Pokémon, and you're profoundly autistic, so this type of story seems right up your alley.