/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

Spoopy glimmer

>>332918
No One Expects the glimmer inquisition

>>332982
Twilight gets what she deserves

Glim the Impaler circa 1500 Removing Griffins

Wow glimaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHRGGGH

>>333003
>>333004
Am pretty sure they just tryna piss THAT local britbong

>>333005
Did you know that in 6 to 7 cases people loose their IQ after replying to your message?

I answered your call, glimmerniggers. Let's have fun.

You asked for glimmer, right? Here you are.

You do realize she is a communist, right? And please don't tell me you believe her lies about ever reforming. Stalin lied too to people.

To all the unsuspecting anons out there, this is a glimmernigger scheme to brainwash you into joining antifa. We at glimmernigger hating HQ understand the situation which they so deliberately try to push to people.

Listen up, glimmerfags. You are an enemy to the state and must be exposed for your crimes.

>>333010
Ironic glimmerfagging isnt less gauche than unironic glimmerfagging

>>333006
Sarcasm doesn't translate well to text

i hope it's just that

I am currently leading the research in the area to decipher the hidden brainwashing technique used to trick new glimmer niggers into joining glimmer nigger terrorist group. A lot of taxpayer money are wasted daily by corrupt polititians to cover up their agenda. But luckily president Joe Biden himself is backing up this one.

Soon the world will learn the truth, glimmerniggers. Start trembling in fear.

Turn on the local news. There are about to report on my findings shortly.

>>333014
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>>333003
No need to be upsetti, just enjoy best mare.

>>333015
Big mistake, glimmerfag. Upsetti rhymes with spagetti. You just mined your own grave with this. I am this (imagine me holding two fingers together, only the catch is - they are not mine but rather your comrades) close to solving this riddle.

And believe me, glimmerfag, when I do.

Things will get messy.

>>333020
I And Glimmy's Glammy's have no fear.

>>333022
Recklessness has it's downsides, my boy. Soon enough you will open the pandora's box of inevitable disassociation filled by disillusional farts of hope that is your own grief.

Or something.

>>333026
She is Unstoppable

It is done, so is the damage. I admit we at the glimmernigger hating HQ had to break a few rules in the process but, hey. You gotta do what you gotta do to stop the crime. You think we are white knights in shining armors but if we were we wouldnt last a second out there, kid. You're doomed to fail if you do everything by the books. Even your idol starlight glimmer knew that so she threw twilights book in the water.

Call me a tw-sided hypocrite but she'll be facing a felony for that. I'll be putting her in cage.

>>333031
Russian Propaganda stop interfering with Fair and Honest Equestrian Elections

>>333032
You know ve have wired your balls and can detonate your ass at any second, right?

Don't believe his lies. It's in russia's best interest to erase starlight glimmer from brony's legacy. At the moment over half a million of kgb undercover agents re working to accomplish just that.

>>333033
>>333034
I Am afraid of no man, do it if you can.

>>333035
Your social credit score is now adjacend to negative one thousand. Your banking accout has now been terminated and your transgender wife has been kicked in the balls.

Have a wonderful glimmerfucking evening.

Glimmer just overrated

Glimmerfag-posting should be punishable by an excruciating death.

>>333048
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>>333071
>Samefagging asuka poster is here
Loving Glimmer really does filter out the retards with shit taste. don't you some white people to sperg about?

>>333040
I Don't need Social credit or money, Starlight is the only thing i need.
>Transgender
Not at all, She's all mare.

>>333089
>Samefagging asuka poster is here
Careful, "sociopath&proud" nigger might jump on ya'

Patriot Starlight hates the english

>>333104
and yet still gets showed up by true patriots

>>333118
NoPony Can Show up Glimmy! this is a real tea party.
>>333125
Lies

>>333089

Sometimes it is fun pretending to know what's going on, it can make for some great shitposting. You're wrong about samefagging.

>>333273
I Do not believe you.

>>333282

Yeah, Glimmer is kind of a ruffian.

>>333284
Its the only language some people/ponies understand.

>>333285

Yes, sometimes. Wanna try?

>>333310
Looks like you have made Glimmy Angry by threatening her with a bat

>>333360
Oh no, the horror. She might magically remove the agency and free will of others for no apparent reason, and get less punishment than other characters who did far less.

>>333368
Seethe over best pony.

>>333370
Did you like her more when she was a goodie or a baddie?

>>333373
I liked her when she was a baddie. The communist haircut is sexy.

>>333373
I Love her the way she is. i except Glim Glam's past. She has been taken away from gommunism and shown National Socialism.

>>333380
This. If a pony who is wrong isnt given the opportunity to change their mind and abandon bad ideas, what point is there trying to redpill normalfags?

>>333383
If i were to know that a normalfag would become a MAGApede, i would rather shove him further blue-pills tbh

>>332918
If Starlight were there it would have gone down differently
>>333387
Well, some of them woke up in 2017 when zognald started cucking. but not many unfortunately

>>333401
I feel personally attacked

>>333403
Not offense There, Cunt.

>>333387
But once MAGApedes get tired of Trump Sheckelstein playing them they become nazis.
or worthless treasonous head-in-the-sand fake-alphamale keyboard-warrior cuckservatives who think typing "Just marry a woman and be so manly she'll never divorce-rob you or steal your kids, blackpiller! Hurr durr have sex incel- I mean have kids fedboy!" makes them sound manly.

>>333431
Unironically this.
>Pic Semi Related

>>332918
Glim getting ready To Defend the Empire.

>>333387
So your position is "if they dont immediately go from their ideology to MINE, then fuck them", is that right?
>>333431
Cuckservatives are the worst, especially ones who write furry sex fanfics and pretend its helping to reduce degeneracy.

>>333533
>So your position is "if they dont immediately go from their ideology to MINE, then fuck them", is that right
It goes beyond the pedes, how do i word this for ya?, oh i have an idea.

If you knew redpilling a normal fag would get you a Nigel, would ya still do it?

>>333536
>implying
Fuck Glimmer, idgaf. But. Idk if you've been following current events, but 'we' (read: presumably redpilled with a mind toward 1488 with or without (((extermination)) as able) are gonna have to rely on and coordinate with the very people we have a literal responsibility to redpill. I mean, carry on with your 'lul glimmy is a shit pony' cuz you're not wrong; but ur gonna need those normalfaggots.

>>333536
>>333538
Glimmer is the best and if you think otherwise you aren't "RedPilled"

>>333539
Can she cook?

>>333538
A dead weight is a dead weight, whether it comes in the form of a "redpilled" based boi, or a shit character is meaningless.

>>333542
But Of Course. She's the best

>>333543
Depending on how specific the definition of 'dead weight' is, agreed.
And yet an alchemist can transmute the basest of metals to gold.
>>333544
How well though?

>>333555
Very Well. She has a way with Food like nopony else.

>>333556
>nopony else
Thats more like it

Bump for glimmy

Best Crystal pony as well.

>>333983
Based Glimmy Appreciator.

>>333987
All Foes will bow before glimmer's might

>>333555
>555
Check em

>>338368
Adorable indeed.

>>338369
Very

>>335362
glimmer nigger needs of approving

>>338444
Checked.

>>338444
I thought this was a ponut at first

>>338464
So did i

I'll be honest, I didn't use to like Starlight, in fact, I still don't that much, but she kind of grew on me in the latter half of season 6 and 7. I just wish she was written better by better writers. Josh Haber's OC is a mixed bag in the end.

>>343455
What did Glimmer's "redemption" add to the show?
Need a strong former villain? Discord.
Need a storyline where a former villain struggles with being good? Gilda or Discord.
Luna, Sunset Shimmer, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, the Shadowbolts, Trixie, Wallflower, the movie pony with the broken horn...
Glimmer's just another one in a show that doesn't know what to do with a villain after he or she switches sides.

>>343461
She's Purple's friend now.

>>343462
Their relationship never felt compelling to me because Twilight should have been better at explaining goodness to Glimmer and recommending books on the subject.
Why did the authors write her to have a tenuous grasp on what goodness is, anyway? She was introduced as a villainous manipulator who knows how to make her bad ideas sound good.

>>343468
Welp, he did said
<I just wish she was written better by better writers. Josh Haber's OC is a mixed bag in the end.