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>The Chubby-cheeked Whale, the larget species in the material plane looked like a guppy from where you sat.
>It swam next to black reefs but anything smaller than that could not be seen from up here even when drifting clouds didn't obscure your vision.
>You only knew what species the whale was due to it's shape and the fact that you could see it.
>As a bard in Equestria, you had heard stories of ponies having to redact their sea charts and remove certain islands that were no longer in hibernation...
>You aslo looked at the horizon and saw that it was flat and not curved even this high up. Spherecucks btfo!
>Normally, most birds wouldn't fly this high up in the middle of the ocean.
>There isn't much to do.
>However, one should underestimate the intelligence of animals...
>Well, one shouldn't overestimate them either.
>They were still just animals.
>Point is, the birds that migrates from Equestria during the winter seasons to the shouthern parts of the outlands, had realized that 'Why fly there when you can hitchhike?'.
>So they somtimes perched outside your window obscuring your view.
>Now they didn't because you just chased them away but it was still an annoyance to reach for them and they'd came back after a while.
>They were probably still too stupid to realize that you couldn't reach them from here because of the bars.
>Ooh, right.
>Let's just say, you're not going to the southern parts of the Outlands williningly.
>It's not even the fun type of non-consent that you like.
>You're not tied in any form of compromising position but in prision cell with metal bars.
>No ballgag either.
>You wanted that Stormking's lackey to punish you harder for being a naughty boy but she just threw you in here with only another prisioner as company.
>Another unicorn mare but with mustard colored coat and red and yellow mane.
>She also wears a black leather jacket.
>She always wears a scowl that one and this little pony wants you to know that she's wheeelly wheeelly tough and scawy.
>So cute!
>You feel the urge to impress and inspire this little pony.
>You're a bard afterall.
>You fish up your harmonica from your inner pockets and start playing.
>~Brreeeewwwuuuu!
>She looks over from her own window and gives you an exasperated look.
>”No-”
”There once was man who was kinda silly.
He cooked up a brew and polymorphed into a filly.
>~Brreeeewwwuuuu!
He took to the streets.
Chasing mares with big teats.
Munching on them between sheets.
>~Brreeeewwwuuuu!
One day he found the greatest of pairs.
He swaggered up to the mare.
'Cause he was no square.
He said, ”Hi pretty lady, can't you share?”
>~Brreeeewwwuuuu!
Princess Celestia was appalled.
An uncoth filly like this, she couldn't spare.
Turned back to a man, he was sent on a one-way trip to the lands without a single mare.
>~Brreeeewwwuuuu!
So here I am singing the blues.
Uhh.... Fuck jews?”
I wrote with a more 'tell'ing leaning today than 'show'ing.