/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

First for best waifu!

>>277825
>>277826
I'd recommend actually posting things in the OP next time.
Or actually post some decent starter content. I'll bite this time. Do it better next time. Because the princesses might be watching.
The secret plot line from the very beginning of the series is nearing a crescendo.
I can feel it in my hooves.
Here's something a little meta for you to wet whistle on.

The background world building is really interesting, but the fucking plot is all over the place until we're already so far ahead.

>>277828
>Because the princesses might be watching.
Do you think they are? Some Anon in the previous bread may have said that they probably are... and even had dreams about two of them. And wouldn't watching that show be a discredit to them? Isn't a princess supposed to be a noble, cunning warrior?

>>277825
Does this thread have a point?

>>277832
Besides to chill and talk about cute and perfect waifus?

>>277832
The OP of the previous bread was b& for "roleplay". The ban was intended to last 24 hours, but it ended up only lasting about two hours for some reason. (My guess is that a mod must have dropped his name from the ban list because either he likes /mlh/ or the mod banning him was not up to speed.) Still, this means that it would be extremely risky to post /mlh/ content on /mlp/ and would be ill-advised.

>>277832
It seems to be an /mlp/ thread. My guess is that the mods on /mlp/ are complete fucking faggots and they b& the thread.

>>277844
That is exactly what happened. Here is something based on something I saw somewhere. We really are facing segregation in the MLH community. Not only do I get my magic disabled at airports, I get pulled aside for additional screening every single time! And my passport says I was born right here in Equestria, so I see no reason as to why this excessive screening happens.

>>277825
Why was the thread on /mlp/ banned again?

>>277847
Whoever or whatever was in the authority to ban it thought it was role play.

>>277845
And this is especially something we have to worry about. I personally hope that this next election ends in a deadlock so neither side controls Parliament.

>>277847
Because the mods on 4cuck literally cannot stop guzzling cum.

>>277853
But hey, at least boards here last longer, albeit maybe for the wrong reasons. The move here may have been the right thing, though RGRE will likely suffer for years to come.

And if anyone tries to come here and say that King Sombra did nothing wrong, I say that King Sombra would probably want /mlh/ wiped out of existence, with its users sent to labor and/or death camps.

>>277856
Exactly. Doesn’t the end of the /mlh/ community on 4ch sound like something King Sombra would do? Perhaps PM Little Supreme Ruler?

Reminder: Rule #3 ponies are allowed, no exceptions

>>277859
Ooh, thanks for reminding me. Last night, Princess Twilight appeared in my dreams... again... and now she brought her friend, whose name was something along the lines of “Fluttershy”. They both turned into humans and pet me, stroked my mane, and preened my wings and I couldn’t help but fall into sheer ecstasy.

Is Princess Twilight a sweet pony like I think or is she a deceptive seductress? Or is this all some wicked dream?

>>277860
>Twilight
>Deceptive seductress
As somepony who was witness to one of her legendary sperg-outs before becoming princess, she is neither deceptive nor a seductress. Sweet and ultimately well-meaning, yes. Deceptive seductress? Hah!

>>277861
What do you think happened in her “sperg out”? And what makes you think she has a** burgers?

>>277862
I don't remember much besides it being Twilight's fault and that I'm not alone in these experiences, but every time somebody uses the insult "smarty-pants" or I see a stuffed doll, I get a twinge of pain. That's all I can tell you about the happenings, and I only used the term "sperg-out" because she presumably flipped out over something relatively small. After all, literally nothing was happening that day until she did something.

>>277825
I don't like roleplaying generals (I prefer greentext/art-creation generals) but every general on /mlp/ should move here.
Porn can be posted here, as long as it isn't faggoted!

>>277870
Technically it's not a general, until it becomes a repeating thing. Having said, you're right there is literally a rule against generals. Exceptions have been made in the past, and we'll be following the situation. Since this isnt /mlp/, I'm sure that will cut down alot of the low effort posting, so who knows? One thread could have a long lifespan

>>277883
And check that time get while ur at it (its 13 for me)

>>277883
>>277884
I just checked the rules and a “general” here means that everyone here shares a political opinion and thinks in a likeminded fashion. If the Anonfilly and Aryanne threads are OK here and they repeat, they’ll probably be fine with this.

>>277886
The rule was proposed/adopted to address a.reddit/cancer generals such as /ptg/, as well as some of the more extreme autisms of /mlp/. Exceptions are generally made per the will of the board users, the spirit and how it pertains to /mlpol/, and if/whether the content is somewhat-expressly banned on 4ch. Syria general is the best political example, as most of our /sg/ posters are or have been banned, and anonfilly is the best example on the /mlp/ side of things.

>>277887
We know that this content has (recently) been banned from 4ch and this board is actually among the faster boards of /mlpol/ that I’ve seen. Perhaps this may be able to be a continuing thing after all.

>>277863
How do you know it was Princess Twilight who did it? I know what you are talking about and I may think it could be an impeachable offense, though I’m not sure. Perhaps a simple civil suit would be enough.

>>277890
Well... I don't *know* that she did it, I just have a gut feeling that everypony else affected seems to share with me. Also, this happened long before she was a princess, so I don't think it would be worth trying for an impeachment and the evidence is shaky enough that a civil suit would be a waste of time. If you have anything concrete though, I'm all ears.

>>277887
>and anonfilly is the best example on the /mlp/ side of things.
So do you think both they and this would be allowed, especially under rule 3? Do you think it’ll be allowed because there is no lockstep political opinion? Or do you think the mods are going to look at this and say that this shouldn’t be a thing?

>>277927
It's been left up for this long, I have a hard time believing that the mods haven't already seen it and given a pass. If I'm wrong, then one of you glorious bastards running this site please inform me.

>>277928
>>277887 said it’s only a topic of concern if it’s a recurring thread, but I’m unsure of his sauce. Though we may get away with it under similar grounds to the Anonfilly and Aryanne threads.

>>277919
Well, I guess all we have are rumors at this point, but it doesn’t mean it won’t cause a political scandal.

There have been no complaints or objections from users or staff. For now, we shall see what the thread is about by observing (and in some cases joining) the shenanigens. The bump limit is 700 I believe. No lolicon or shotacon or the equivalent. Stop by the policy page at the top for more details. Carry on <3

>>277962
Right, but would Parliament ever impeach her for what she’s done in the past before she became a princess? Though perhaps the leftist Union Party would.

>>277841
Do you agree with >>277826? She DOES have magic like we do, though it was only mentioned a few times.

>>277967
I don’t think she could, though it was somewhat of a surprise to find out we were going to have a new princess in the first place. Though if Celestia says she’s trustworthy and she’s been that kind of a gal in my dreams, I’m OK with it.

>>277825
Does anyone have a scientific explanation as to why humans are so freaking cute?

>>277973
How are they not cute? Or do you think they will eat us?

>>277973
Go be marecel somewhere else

>>277971
Humans have the same friendly, expressive faces that we do, perhaps that contributes to their cuteness? Idk for sure, but I saw this one screencap from another board that explained why those neighpon comics have such cute mares in them and it seems like a lot of it could apply to humans as well.

>>277976
So do you think humans will eat us? Or do you think any creature that cute would refuse to eat us?

In those dreams I’ve been having about human Princess Twilight and her friend, “Fluttershy”, they repeatedly remind me that they’re not going to eat me, since I always instinctually ask... even though I have the magical abilities to stop them.

>>277978
In most literature, humans seem civilized enough to avoid eating other sentient creatures, so I'm pretty sure our intelligence would be enough to give most of them pause for concern over eating us. Not sure about the Chinese humans, though.

>>277980
So can asking my waifu not to eat me stop her from doing so?

>”You’re not going to eat me, are you?”
<“Uhhh...”
>”Please don’t eat me! I’m an important computer scientist at the Crownpiece building in Manehattan who works for EASA!”

>>277980
But what about the “Lord of the Rings” arcs, where Bilbo Baggins is almost eaten by trolls despite his sapience?

>>277983
Speaking of which, Galadriel looks somewhat attractive as well, but I say best human waifu is a three way tie between Princesses Peach and Twilight, plus this “Fluttershy” girl if she even exists. Or is she just a product of my wicked imagination?

>>277983
>LoTR is canon to humans
Even in the human world that's nothing but fanfiction! Besides, trolls aren't human.

>>277985
But it just goes to show that sapient beings don’t always look out for one another, though those who immigrate to Equestria do so on the contingency that they don’t hurt or kill anyone.

But what should I do if I meet a human and she tries to eat me?

>>277986
The humans in that universe seemed to be remarkably friendly towards the other sentients though, so I'm 99% sure that they'd accept us with open arms and without any cooking utensils. Just in case you come across some chinese human though, simply fight back. Humans tend to be somewhat frail, and a swift kick to the leg should be enough to take one down.

>>277984
>Peach, Galadriel, and a known pony
>Best waifus
You, sir, have shit taste! Everypony knows that Samus is better, human technology is way cooler than boring magic!

>>277987
>Just in case you come across some chinese human though, simply fight back.
That is simply racist.
>>and a known pony
How is she a known pony? How could anyone know about her?

>>277987
>pic related
Checkmate. Only one other could compare or even exceed Speedwagon's brilliant form.
>That is simply racist.
Judging every human based on their own merits is good, but the quick check sheet guideline would be useful. The creators even have duplicate humans running around. In a meta in universe show they talked about it. It's not much of a stretch to think they just copy general features slap on a few unique attributes sometimes and call it a main character. Some are hoof crafted to be plot important, while the suprising background human suddenly having a moment to triumph tastes so sweet.
>>277986
>pic related psa
It bares repeating, they have stamina and mental ability to do things.
>>277984
I think you saw one of Photo Finish's models. A Dappertry or somepony.

>>278001
>The creators even have duplicate humans running around.
You mean identical twins? Can’t that happen with us?
>It bares repeating, they have stamina and mental ability to do things.
So do we... and we also have magic. The only issue is when you’re in an airport or on an airplane.

>>277999
>That is simply racist
And? Even in the human world that's a shit-tier argument
>How is she a known pony? How could anyone know about her?
Twilight's a fuckin princess, of course she's a known pony!

>>278001
I see you're one of those ponies who obsesses over the JoJo fanfic. How about you go shit up some different board?

>>278002
He means that the creator of humans confirmed that even the males can fuck for up to thirty minutes uninterrupted. Be careful, nopony wants to get NTR'd.

>>278021
>Twilight's a fuckin princess, of course she's a known pony!
Oh. I thought you were talking about “Fluttershy”. Yes, I know she’s a pony, but she appears as a human in my dreams sometimes.

>>278021
>even the males can fuck for up to thirty minutes uninterrupted.
Can’t we as well? And I remember hearing hours, not minutes.

Any Saint Augustine fanmares here? I'd pay a heft sum of bits to see the likes of Augustine or Aquinas debate the Princesses.

>>278028
>Can't we as well?
Get in bed with an average stallion and see if he lasts even 30 seconds.

>>278024
Isn't Fluttershy the name of one of the element bearers? Call me crazy, but I know I've heard that name before and I know it was in relation to Twilight.

>>278036
>Get in bed with an average stallion and see if he lasts even 30 seconds.
t. Stallion
>>278036
>the element bearers?
Who?

>>278042
>t. Stallion
You don't know who I am, I could even be a dragon!
>Who?
You know, those six ponies lead by Princess Twilight with those magical superweapons on hoof whenever some arbitrary evil pops up? Tell me I'm not the only one who reads the news here

>>278044
Princess Twilight is a princess. Even if there are others with her, would you be reading about them at all?

>>278045
I know they've at least been mentioned, that part's true. Also, the reason I'd be reading about them is because I take interest in magical artifacts, and the elements are powerful artifacts.

>>278048
So do you think Fluttershy could be a real pony who appeared in my dreams somehow? And what should I do if she comes back?

>>278061
>real
probably
>appeared in your dreams
if you're talking about it like how Princess Luna does it, then probably not..

>>278079
Are you sure? She would be a good candidate for Luna’s replacement... and an alicornhood... if she has been this kind of an individual.

Though Princess Luna or Twilight would be good people to ask, but I don’t know whether they’d be willing to converse with a meager peasant such as myself.

>>278081
My dude, did you forget the fact that Princess Luna also moves the fucking moon? And yeah, I guarantee that at least Twilight would have an answer, but yeah, we realistically will never get the chance to ask.

>>278092
>My dude, did you forget the fact that Princess Luna also moves the fucking moon?
I thought it was because the moon was in a gravitational orbit around Earth.
>but yeah, we realistically will never get the chance to ask
Perhaps if she appears in my dreams again, I would ask her. But yeah, I don’t know whether a princess would care for a mere peasant such as myself.

>>278108
Think about it this way. Gravity is a force that is proportional to the product of the masses of the objects it is interacting between and the square of the displacement between the centers of their masses. The moon is massive enough and close enough to our planet that it can reasonably stay in orbit. If we truly needed magic to keep it by us, then we could just pull it into a closer orbit so magic is no longer needed. And if that wasn’t possible and we truly needed magic perpetually, then the moon should just fly off into outer space because it isn’t gravitationally bound to us.

>>278111
Yeah, that all makes sense and whatnot, but I'm not the one who makes the rules. All I know is the moon stays moved by the princesses for a reason, that's it.

>>278111
Glad you came to your senses.
Equestria is flat.

>>278113
You’re drinking too much of the Cool-Aid. Remember when the humans said that the Ancient Egyptian pharaohs claimed to have the power to do the same?
>>278116
But if the planet were not round, how come gravity acts so universally?

>>278113
Princess Luna has told me in a dream that this “Fluttershy” pony is definitely real and that she is being trained to enter dreams, though it was just a dream. I think she’s honestly pretty good at it and she is actually very cute both as a human and as a pony.

So “Fluttershy”’s pony form looks like the far right pony of pic related of >>277973 and her human form looks like pic related of >>277974. Does she at all look familiar?

And yes, she and Princess Twilight would make great friends in my opinion.

>>278155
>But if the planet were not round, how come gravity acts so universally?
>gravity
Why matter is attracted downwards, I don't know,
I read like half of Newton's Principia and my opinion is that there's no way a XVII century fag could develop such theory without supernatural help.

>>278188
Please see >>278111. “Down” is relative.

>>278189
>“Down” is relative
I would agree under the heliocentric universe.
However such universe is in dispute.

>>278190
The only way for the sun to not be the center of mass in our solar system is for it to be only barely large enough for a star to form and barely close to our planet for it to be gravitationally bound to it. And life on said planet probably wouldn’t look anything nearly what we do, since said planet would be barely hot enough for liquid water to form.

>>278191
>The only way for the sun to not be the center of mass in our solar system
Again, that's valid only if you accept Newton's theory at face value.

>>278195
I had to take a semester of the most hellish physics course ever with that as one of the topics. If it isn’t universally accepted, why are they drilling this into the minds of university students?

>>278210
>If it isn’t universally accepted, why are they drilling this into the minds of university students?
The majority consensus isn't equivalent to absolute truth.

>>278216
So what alternatives are there to Newton’s laws? And what are the formulas for each?

>>278048
>I know they've at least been mentioned, that part's true.
Where and when were they mentioned?

>>277987
So how should I react if a human tries to eat me even though I ask her not to? And what should I do if I can neither buck her to the ground, fly away, nor blast her with a death spell? (I could perform one of those options normally, but what if my magic is somehow drained?)

>>278245
>how to react if a human tries to eat me and doesn't listen to reason
>other than running or fighting
just die then, no helping it.

>>278246
Or maybe I could just yell “fire” and see whether anypony is around to help.
>tfw you live in a giant mansion in New Canterlot and your call to aid gets absorbed by its walls
>tfw no friends to help
>tfw you’re one of the most powerful creatures on the planet, but you can’t fight off this one human and Equestria as you know it is doomed

>>278245
>>278249
Are you a mare or a mouse? Ask the mouse for some tips on where that spine has gone.
>I do if I can neither buck her to the ground, fly away, nor blast her with a death spell?
Look it's generally frowned upon to discuss this, but singing is a key survival component from the very existence of our species. How did we survive the windegos, Singing. How did the last order of cupcakes go through at the market? That's right singing.
Creepy stranger troting down the road. Singing.
Salad bar out of salt? You Sing!
Local disaster? Sing.
Princess Sparkle might want you to believe friendship is magic. That's true, but without her friends she could do whatever hero things they propagandize for. The point being with friends they need to harmonize.
For the average pony singing brings them closer to harmony and more can be done with less.
Studies have shown other creatures who sing also gain some benefit, but not the extent we do.
>inb4 how do you do my fellow ponies

>not having a freshly baked pie on the side of your bed for emergencies.
Feels bad being a lone ba/k/er
>tfwywn throw a turnip rutabaga pie at the human
>tfwywn watch in horror as it eats it mid air
>tfwywn use the pineapple pizza as last resort, watching it go down too
>tfwywn promise to bake cookies into order to escape and alert the town
>tfwywn head back and finish what you started as your pride as a ba/k/er.
>tfwywn sing a song to save somepony
Take some classes, and educate yourself.
/fit/ting in might be fine, but become a t/üb/er and watch the human as an equal.

>>278253
>Are you a mare or a mouse?
Neither. I’m a stallion.
>Ask the mouse for some tips on where that spine has gone.
Ponies are naturally prey animals, so it is only instinct that we are afraid of humans eating us.
>singing is a key survival component from the very existence of our species.
So would all I’d have to do be charming her with some hypnotic jams on my iPone? I’ve always wondered why I was able to write such charming and hypnotic music and have music as an element of my cutie mark.

>>278255
>Ponies are naturally a prey species
So were humans at one point, they just evolved out of it like we did. Quit your bellyaching and get over it!

>>278253
>Creepy stranger troting down the road. Singing.
Is that why I always hear music blaring from portable speakers on Canterlot’s metro system? It’s technically illegal, but nopony bothers to enforce that.

>>278256
>Quit your bellyaching and get over it!
I can’t if there are always numerous mythical creatures hellbent on subjugating Equestria and ruining everyone’s lives. Granted, there are several other non-pony creatures who want to become part of our society rather than destroy it, but others haven’t learned about the magic of friendship.

>>278260
Is your whining going to stop any of that from happening? No. What WILL stop it is intervention from the princess or the elements, both of which haven't failed us yet. Don't worry about the end of all ponykind until all of those lifelines are exhausted, you'll stress yourself into an early grave.

>>278262
>What WILL stop it is intervention from the princess or the elements, both of which haven't failed us yet.
I doubt a princess would intervene for a meager peasant, though remember I’ve had recurring dreams where she had a crush on me, so she could do it provided I “return the favor”.

>>278271
>princess crushing over a peasant
In your dreams, and not literally
>wouldn't intervene for a meager peasant
Well, not for ONE peasant unless they know where you are and what's going on. Otherwise, given how they were heroes in their own right before becoming royalty, I think they would.

>>278275
>In your dreams, and not literally
Yeah, I’d probably need to somehow confirm that she has a crush on me IRL. And I doubt she does, though we do have quite a lot in common and like similar things.
>unless they know where you are and what's going on.
And I somehow go back in time so I get born into an aristocratic family? My family does come from a long line of leaders ever since my ancestors got off the boat from Hope Hollow, but my family hasn’t been royal for over 500 years, if at all.

>>278279
I might have dreamt of at least two of those and their names might have been the exact same. Call it déjà vu, but there’s gotta be some freaky coincidences going on.

>>278280
Do you think perhaps Princess Luna or Twilight is planning for there to be a “dream team” to take over her responsibilities?

>>278262
>What WILL stop it is intervention from the princess or the elements, both of which haven't failed us yet.
But wasn’t Princess Twilight kidnapped on multiple occasions? And I could just call the police, but that won’t help if the leftist Union Party runs my city.

>>278330
If Luna could do it all on her own, why would she need multiple ponies to take her place?

>>278277
>we have a lot in common and like similar things
zigger how the buck do you know that
>my family came from a long line of leaders
who the buck cares

>>278356
she may have been kidnapped a few times, but she still helped fix the problem in the end. My point is that they haven't failed us yet even with all of their otherwise failings, so we don't need to worry until they do.

>>278365
are you actually stuck on a plane with a human trying to eat you without access to magic, or are you just asking another stupid question?

>>278364
>zigger how the buck do you know that
Because she is into math and science...? I’m currently going for my MS in compsci, so we’ll have a lot to talk about.
>who the buck cares
A princess would.

>>278366
>are you actually stuck on a plane with a human trying to eat you without access to magic
Don’t we all have to go through that gate that disables our magic before we board? Or is that just for us unicorns, alicorns, and kirin?

>>278365
Original prompt:

How would you react if a human tried to eat you on board an airplane and you had no magic to help?

>>278367
>implying you would ever get to talk to a princess even by clinging to your ancient claim to "royalty"

>>278368
what gate? I've never had to use a gate and I fly all the time!

>>278370
>>implying you would ever get to talk to a princess even by clinging to your ancient claim to "royalty"
I agree that wouldn’t necessarily work if my family came from peasantry, at least for the last half a millennium, possibly for the entirety of its existence.
>what gate? I've never had to use a gate and I fly all the time!
Then I guess I’m only speaking about larger, international airports such as Canterlot, Crystal City, and Dream Castle, though smaller airports may seem to do horn disabling as well.

>>278370
>>implying you would ever get to talk to a princess even by clinging to your ancient claim to "royalty"
Isn’t absolutely everyone descended from royalty in one way or another? Though princesses may be looking for more closer relationships.

>>278371
>smaller airports may seem to do horn disabling as well.
Can confirm. They did it on my flight between Ponyville and Crystal City, though they, for some reason, didn’t want to do it to me.

>>278373
calling it now, they only do it for non-ponies

>>278375
t. Pony

>>278376
Yes, yes I am. Are you?

>>278377
Isn’t that what “t. Pony” means? They didn’t want my horn to be disabled for some reason, even though everypony else’s was.

>>278378
Apologies, I thought you were saying that about me. I wonder why, is there anything about you that would make them think it wasn't necessary for you?

>>278378
>>278379
What if they don’t do it if you pay a premium fare?

>>278381
haven't paid extra on a flight ever since I started realizing 1st class sucks almost as much as coach, m8

>>278382
So I take it you are neither a unicorn, alicorn, or kirin if you never had to go through that. Since I do fall into one of those, it wouldn’t make sense for me to not have to do that. Maybe their equipment was just broken and they couldn’t disable horns if they couldn’t be re-enabled?

>>278383
can confirm I'm a wing asshat

>>278383
>>278384
So what would you guys do if there were a barrier against using magic? Personally, I may try to use martial arts against the human. Who knows? Maybe there’d be a lever that’d reveal a 16-ton weight nearby...

>>278385
are you actually stuck in one of these outlandish situations or will be stuck in one? otherwise you're just wasting time worrying.

>>278386
I’m asking what would happen if my waifu were to arrive and we were going on a pleasant flight from Canterlot to the Mushroom Kingdom and she tried to eat me mid-flight?

>>278387
stick with reality, bro. humans aren't real, you'll never have to worry about that. Worry about if some yak terrorist or something tries to hijack a flight more, that's more likely to happen.

>>278387
Teleport or sonic rainboom there. If you know where it is or she could provide directions, she could saddle you up and ride on your back at supersonic or photonics speeds. I’ve done that before, but it is exhausting and you’ll lose a lot of magic anyway.

>>278389
Princess Twilight takes an instant to teleport to places, but it could take me upwards of 15 seconds.

>>278390
15 seconds where you won't be worrying about this imaginary human trying to suck your brain out or whatever, or an entire flight where you'll be silently shitting yourself over her suddenly deciding to go feral and tear you apart then and there, ruining all the chance you have with her? take your pick.

>>278391
Any advice on how to refill my magic, then? I don’t know how Princess Twilight keeps teleporting without having to worry about that. Though I may have to ask her if she appears in my dreams again.

>>278392
eat high-calorie food or carry a mana battery? Idk how that forehead peen works, just that it sparks up when it's rubbed.

>>278393
Well, I certainly fulfill my Hope Hollowish stereotype of loving at least most things potato, so there’s that to look forward to. Though I may remember seeing somewhere that warm hugs might do the trick... but that only works when there’s someone to hug you.

A new question to get the topic off humans eating ponies, where would y'all go first if you could go to the human world? I'd go to Australia, the humans there are pretty cool and they've got all sorts of neat wildlife!

>>278395
I’d say the aforementioned Mushroom Kingdom. It’s my waifu’s hometown, after all, and it looks ever so lovely from what I saw of it. It’s too bad she always gets kidnapped by that horned, shelled dragon, but that’s all the more reason to have a powerful stallion such as myself to protect her.

>>278395
I’d probably have to say either Yosemite National Park or New York City.
>>278396
>I’d say the aforementioned Mushroom Kingdom.
Out of context, that would make you look like a junkie of sorts.

>>278396
the mushroom kingdom's not canon, choose a real place.

>>278397
Yosemite park is a nice choice, but New York? Isn't that where all those jewish humans live?

>>278398
It’s canon within their canon.

>>278399
What do you have against Jews?

>>278401
Where do you think you are?

>>278402
I thought I was on a thread where we could talk about humans, but if we’re singling one particular group out for its meager existence, wouldn’t that violate both “no race mixing” and “no generals”?

>>278400
it's a fictional universe inside a fictional universe, you'd have to luck out twice on that probability lottery.

>>278401
what >>278402 said.

>>278403
what does this mean? Actually, I can't make heads or tails of this. Maybe I'm just tired, but I seriously don't understand. Speak Equish next time, okay?

>>278404
I thought that groupthink threads and racism were forbidden under site rules. Besides, this sort of logic is what King Sombra and Nightmare Moon used to justify rounding up undesirables and dissidents and forcing them to work and gassing them in concentration camps.

Und ich spreche nur ein bisschen Pönisch.

>>278406
>groupthink and racism are banned
>muh sombra and nightmare moon tho!!!!!!!
>some shit in german
post discarded

>>278399
>>278401
>What do you have against Jews?
Aw horseapples. Look the reasons will spoil the show, but turns it into a thrilling mystery and intrigue plot. It all becomes about the nitty grity how the story unfolds, and what can be done.
It's a real shocking twist that recontextualizes the whole series from its inception.
We put together a detailed theory based on canon information, and deductive reasoning. The lurking knowledge makes sense, and provides a sense of horror. Enabling heroism to shine.
This is about humans, and you know how the writers like to play by the mysterious rules.
>>221790 →

>>278395
The Canterlot mountian equivalent. If not that I have a few places in mind. Sight seeing.
>>278392
>I don’t know how Princess Twilight keeps teleporting without having to worry about that.
An area I'm qualified to talk about. It's three reasons.
First, She lives, breathes, talks, and lives, magic its what she does constantly. Studying and practice. Constant adjustment to her magic for optimal results. Learning new magic and applying it. It's crazy.
Second, she has her cutie mark in magic. We all know what a cutie mark does so skipping ahead.
Thirdly, she turned into an Alicorn. That's an incredible boost.
It's like Saitama, or the body builders, or any of those self improving tales. You have to become a t/üb/er or at least /fit/ to get those insane gains.
I swear I'm not a stalker really. I mean I do collect all the news papers, and spend time digging for information. I might also has dug through all the public files. And bought a telescope for monitoring and research. I may have a poster or two of events they've been to. Also happen to have a friend of a friend of a friend dig through their trash sometimes...
Nope, not a creepy stalker.

>>278411
>The Canterlot mountian equivalent. If not that I have a few places in mind. Sight seeing.
So either Denver or Calgary?
>First, She lives, breathes, talks, and lives, magic its what she does constantly.
Like that one human, Shawn Farquhar, who fooled Penn and Teller twice? And I was told that all I had to do was think about the result and magic would do the rest. Is it all just because I’m too pessimistic?
>Second, she has her cutie mark in magic.
Mine’s pretty weird and hard to explain, but its inexplicability is a part of it.
>And bought a telescope for monitoring and research.
But isn’t that the same as stalking?

>>278407
>>some shit in german
I thought I was speaking (Modern) Ponish there, which I think is oddly similar to that “German” language.

>>278407
>>278411
No offense, but this is just a friendly reminder that King Sombra and Nightmare Moon would probably both have liked to see /mlh/ shut down.
>Thirdly, she turned into an Alicorn. That's an incredible boost.
I don’t want to offend the alicorns ITT, but does anyone believe the rumors that sucking off a human turns you into an alicorn?

>>278411
No offense, but what if Princess Twilight lurks ITT?

>>278444
Trips confirm she may.

Hey Twilight, if you're lurking here, give us a sign! Preferably with timestamp, but I'm sure that you of all ponies would know the protocol for imageboard interactions.

>>278449
No offense, but I’m not sure whether that’s the way to ask her, no? If she’s a princess, you have to treat her as such. Perhaps this would get her attention.

May it please Your Majesty,

We, the people of the “My Little Human” community, are curious as to your interest and involvement in the aforementioned community, as well as the show it represents. We think that your lessons on friendship could very well apply to the characters in the show, as well as the real life we experience.

Furthermore, we are deeply outraged at the discrimination that the Internet is imposing upon us and would like action to be taken to make sure a free and open Internet is available to all. Equestria would not be where it is today if the Internet were to be censored by corporations or by governments.

I have the honor to be, Mademoiselle, Your Majesty’s humble and obedient servant,

Anon Ymous.

>>278451
>people
quit LARPing, faggot
>kissing ass this hard
>stop internet censorship
I can actually agree with that one, carry on
>more ass kissing

>>278453
>a** kissing
You mean addressing royalty properly?

>>278454
This is an anonymous imageboard, respect will be properly given once it is proven with image and timestamp that respect is owed. until then, I will criticize your ass kissing all I want.

>>278451
No way, everyone knows Twilight's too cool to talk like a loser from Canterlot.
She outranks everyone there, except maybe Celestia. Why would she talk like them?

>>278461
I'm not doubting that she isn't cool, but she doesn't outrank Luna either. Also, wasn't she born in canterlot?

>>278465
>>278461
>a loser from Canterlot
But don’t the “losers” there live in p*ss-poor apartments and talk like that one human named Joe Pesci? I have been to the Canterlot slums before, but I don’t mean to sound offensive.
>outranking
But wouldn’t a higher order of society demand talking more “properly”? The educated/professional and noble strata talk in a different manner than that of the working class. Princess Twilight is a member of the former, so we’d naturally expect her to use posh mannerisms.

>>278465
>Also, wasn't she born in canterlot?
Yes, but remember she’s a princess and you have to treat her as such if you want anything out of her.

>>278517
We still don't even have confirmation that she's around here, I'll apologize and give whatever respect she's due once she shows up. Until then, I reserve the right to be a dick over the internet.

>>278518
In the event she does show up, would she be offended by >>278439?

>>278520
I mean
She might be offended by how dumb the question is, but that's about it

>>278521
So what would you say if the answer to that was something like this... by anyone?

>“That rumor is completely false, since it is scientifically impossible./The impossible love between species creates such a magical event that it turns the pony into an alicorn.”
>“t. Alicorn”

>>278524
I'd ask whoever said it to not contradict her or himself within the first two sentences

>>278525
The contradiction is only there because we don’t know whether the rumor is true or false, so I’m giving two possible answers: one for each conclusion. If some random alicorn were to drop by and confirm or deny the rumor, s/he could only state one conclusion.

Hey, speaking of rumors, isn’t it only just a rumor that Princess Twilight lurks here?

>>278527
I'd definitely say it's just a rumor, I called her out 12 hours ago. Either she's here tomorrow or she's not a lurker, if I'm wrong I'll eat a chicken and livestream it for you fucks.

>>278529
What if she’s disguising herself as an Anon? If you had to choose which one of us is closest to her, which one would you choose and why?

>>278534
>implying
you're pretty alright, she might be you
>also that obvious fucking hint
either misdirection or you're not trying to play hide-and-seek anymore

>>278559
I understand your logic there, but I think that Anon isn’t her. She’d be able to confirm or deny whether sucking off a human turns you into an alicorn, as she would be an alicorn herself, but even that may be unknown by her. She may also not feel the need to say “No offense to the alicorns ITT”.

>>278577
but if she IS Twilight, then her wanting to know the answer to that may be part of a ploy to not only ship her friends with her favorite humans but also get them immortality. Also, why would she need to say "no offense to the alicorns lurking" unless she knew that there in fact WAS one lurking, herself lurking, for the answer to her question! Checkm8!

>>278580
All good points. But we should also not forget that alicorns are ponies just like everypony else and they can have access to the same Internet we all have access to, ride in the same railway carriages we all ride in, and drink from the same water fountains we all drink from. Saying that is akin to saying “No offense to the Earth ponies...”, etc.

And if alicorns are immortal and can grant immortality, couldn’t she just do that herself? Rumor has it she was also able to turn a frog into an orange.

>>278585
>alicorns are still ponies, just like everypony else
yeah, except there's what, like 5 of them?
>turn a frog into an orange
so that's where that thing came from!

>>278588
>there's what, like 5 of them?
What if there are others we don’t know about...?
>so that's where that thing came from!
I guess, but remember that pretty much any unicorn/alicorn/kirin out there could probably do what she did.

>>278400
Speaking of canons within canons, what does everyone think of Palutena from the “Kid Icarus” arcs as a waifu?

>>278628
I have no strong opinions myself, but I know some degenerate out there has drawn porn shipping her and Celestia and I want one of you to post some of it

>>278589
She isn’t a goddess if she didn’t foresee that incident with the carrots.

>>278629
There are some who call her a goddess, but I can’t agree with them for religious reasons. But she and Princess Celestia seem to both be powerful sorceresses and may make good friends.

>tfw you’re one of the most powerful creatures on the planet
>tfw your magic can literally delete the universe if left unchecked
>tfw you’re angry at reality, thanks in part to there being no human supousu to hug you, comfort you, pet you, stroke your mane, and rub your belly
>tfw no one to love you because your home is so inaccessible on public transport and it’s just so freaking massive that it’s impossible to agree on where to meet
>tfw you get angrier, but realize the fate of the universe is literally in the balance

>tfw a human(?) furiendu or supousu arrives from the great beyond, who is just as powerful as you are
>tfw you discuss your powers and how you can improve your powers
>tfw you teach each other new techniques to hone your abilities
>tfw s/he hugs you, shows you affection, rubs your belly, and strokes your mane

>tfw it was all just a dream
>tfwywn find a human wizard or witch whom you can talk about magic with

>>278636
Doesn’t the aforementioned Princess Peach have similar abilities, but she doesn’t use them as much?

>tfwywn be given TLC by Princess Peach

>>278676
Though she does have very similar powers to her and she does have a very similar personality.

>>277987
But have we seen Samus act as a loving, gentle soul?

>>278716
Did you forget the entire part of (I think it was) Metroid 2 where she saved all those animals from the place before it blew up and carried them away to safety on her ship? She may be a bounty hunter and an honest killer, but she isn't a soulless monster.

>>278720
It didn’t seem like she took great care of them. And why were they even necessary?

>>278749
She took better care of them than the fireball would've, and they weren't necessary. It's just another optional things that the devs put in to give the players extra challenge along the way with a nice feel-good reward at the end.

>>278752
Right, but would she have taken good care of them? Or is it like saying that King Sombra killed fewer people than PM Joseph Stallion did, despite both of them being among the most evil people known to ponykind?

>>278753
I imagine she would've, otherwise she wouldn't have let them on the ship to begin with.

>>278754
But what if she was going to eat them later?

>”To Serve Pony... it’s a cookbook!”

>>278755
but she didn't have to take them to begin with, so wouldn't it just be redundant to eat them? Also, I've heard from griffons that it's a lot of work to butcher something, so it's something that you have to know how to do before hand to do it right.

>>278789
But she had a journey that was probably light-years in length. If she wasn’t in some kind of cryosleep or didn’t have a faster-than-light ship, she’d need to eat something eventually, though I take it that she may have a military background and may have a stock of MRE’s aboard.

>>278815
It's the far future and humanity is messing around in space, I guarantee that not only does she have FTL on that ship but also cryo and plenty of supplies just in case.

>>278841
So Samus wouldn’t eat us? I might appreciate that, but would she be as caring or concerned about us as that “Fluttershy” that one Anon keeps talking about?

The MLH fandom seems to be large in Ponyland and (to a lesser extent) the other former USSK countries. How come PM Little Supreme Ruler would allow for such a culture to enter the Ponylandish Internet if they have a centuries-long history of being an oppressive, authoritarian nation? (No offense.)

>>278435
So how come our Old Ponish language sounds so much like the older Germanic languages of the human world? Would an Old English or Old German speaker be able to understand it?

Wasn’t there a lot more shipping in previous threads? Personally, my OTP is Princess Toshi and Viscount Linley.

Is it like the British royal family to marry into that of Japan? Even if not, the latter is having a succession crisis, so they need someone. But they are both pretty young, having both recently ascended to adulthood, so they’ve got their entire lives.

>>278875
I’m all for free speech and whatnot, but would Princess Twilight really look at a site like that... and this?

>>278857
Old English is definitely based on Old Ponish.
I remember a few years ago the showrunners released a book that was nothing but Old English and my dumb ass actually wasted bits on it. Here's a riddle from that book:

Ic on wincle gefrægn weax nathwæt
þindan & þunian þecene hebban
on þæt banlease bryd grapode
hygewlonc hondum hrægle þeahte
þrindende þing þeodnes dohtor.

Anyone who studied Old Ponish in college will see the obvious similarities. The poetic style that's dependent on alliteration instead of rhyme and where each line is divided into half-lines, the archaic letters Thorn and Ash, and that weird practice of using Y as a vowel.

The answer to the riddle, by the way, is dough, not dick, you fucking pervs.

>>278901
So I definitely see the similarities. My question is how they knew how to make a language that’s so similar to our proto-languages and what the explanation used in the human world is.

So sehst du auch die Ähnlichkeiten zwischen Hochdeutsch und modernes Pönisch? Ich frage mich noch einmal, wie sich die menschlichen Sprachen entwickelt haben.

>>278918
Ja, aber warum wird in Equestrien kein Pönisch gesprochen?

Yes, but why is no Ponish spoken in Equestria?

>>278918
Fictional languages are usually based on historical or "exotic" real-world languages. The real question is, why did the showrunners hire that team of philologists to work out over a hundred fictional languages in excruciating detail when they can't even be assed to do something as simple as writing good episodes for once?
>>278938
>Yes, but why is no Ponish spoken in Equestria?
Ponish was an Earthic language. That's Earthic as in earth pony, not as in human earth. Meanwhile Equestrian is basically a Cornish language. Go figure, as screwheads began to dominate our society the trilingual situation died out in favor of unicorn language.

>>278941
I guess that would explain it. Perhaps English came partially from the Ponylandish language spoken by the unicorns when they migrated here, which is similar to how the English language in the human world came from French migration to England.

Но это заставляет задуматься о том, что могло быть. No offense.

How would Princess Twilight react if a human walked into her throne room and asked to pet her?

If I met a human and then I say what’s in pic related, would he still eat me?

>>278996
if he was going to eat you to begin with, I doubt words would solve your problem.

>>279001
But what would? The obvious answer is either magic, flying away, or bucking him into submission, depending on which race you are, but there are certain situations where that may not entirely be possible.

So what about this “anthro” stuff the humans do in their depictions of us? What does everyone think?

>>279011
I think it's cute. But I wonder why they chose to make hands so complicated... makes fanart so hard to make.

>>279011
I find it to be a neat parallel to us turning humans into ponies, albeit a bit more... Visually interesting? Sure, I'll say that.
>pic related, example of pony-fied human

>>279013
So how well would he get along with Little Supreme Ruler? Someone just like him apparently colluded with him in the election, but we’ll never know for sure.

>>278854
The Ponylandish dub of the show apparently has sh*t acting by people who hated the MLH fandom, but how come the show is that popular across the Luna Ocean?

>>279020
No fuckin idea, m8. To be honest, I stopped paying attention after 2016, the entire thing just kinda fell apart and I don't see any of the storylines being nearly as engaging or having anywhere near a satisfying conclusion after they used Epstein as a scapegoat for the Clintons.

>>279022
Well, this pandemic arc seems to be going over well. US tensions with both the EU and China are at an all-time high and Russia and China are both releasing relatively untested versions of Coronavirus vaccines. I don’t know the EU’s stance on that, but I’ve a feeling the US’s military might may be put to the ultimate test within the next 100 or so in-franchise years.

>>279025
>next 100 in-franchise years
and how long will that be IRL? Remember, there's something like a fucking year or more in between decade releases, so that'll be anywhere between a year and 10 from now! I miss back when there was only a month between releases...

>>279026
Ah, but since the golden age of DVD’s has come and passed, we’re able to stream on the Internet now. We may not have to wait that long, but they may drag out the seasons.

>>279012
Don’t forget where humans evolved from. From their perspective, they could say our wings are so complicated.

>>279022
But 2020 will be all the more interesting with its election arc.

>>279181
It'll be interesting as a shitshow, that's about it. They go to all that work building up Trump to be this great hero of America, and then they go and turn him into another israel shill... Talk about wasted fucking potential

>>279187
>It’ll be an interesting sh*tshow
Especially considering I personally hate both candidates and I may wish either that one party gain the presidency with the other having control of Congress or that the electoral college be tied 269-269. Though both may seem unlikely.
>and then they go and turn him into another israel shill
No offense, but if taken out of context, you could look like someone who rooted for Adolf Hitler in the show and someone who supports the policies of King Sombra and Nightmare Moon.

>>279189
>rooted for Hitler
Why yes, how could you tell?
>le sombra and nightmare moon argument
already discarded, scroll up to see

>>279190
>how could you tell?
Because it looks like you are antisemitic. Most antisemitics of contemporary seasons use logic akin to the logic used by Hitler.
>already discarded
But weren’t they basically our version of Hitler? And wouldn’t they also want /mlh/ shut down if they had their way? I’m all for free speech and whatnot, but exercising free speech sometimes doesn’t get you anywhere good.

>>279191
you clearly didn't scroll up to see how that argument was discarded. Kindly do that, miss "I'm too good to look up and see why I'm a retard"

>>279271
You never mentioned why it was discarded; only that it was discarded at all. So if Hitler was based on our tyrants of recent history, why would you support either one?

And I would personally probably be put in a concentration camp if any of them were in charge of Equestria, since I have expressed dissent about segregation and personally know quite a few Jewish people and people of ex-USSK descent, who’d probably be more than welcome in my massive stallion-cave that is a basement.

Has anyone else had a dream about people who have both pony and human forms? I had one a couple of nights ago about one named “Rarity”, who, as it turns out, is neither really a pony or a human, but rather a marshmallow. She also claims to be one of Princess Twilight’s friends.

So if we know that magic can get ponies into dreams, the line between reality and dreams is blurred. If not, then I’ll have to chalk this up to my wicked imagination. But does anyone else know about “Rarity”, “Fluttershy”, or ways to find out who Princess Twilight’s friends really are?

>>279391
What about Princess Twilight as a human?

>>279363
The reason your argument was discarded is because the jews deserve it, as was thoroughly explained in the previous argument. If you can't read that and find out the reasons without having it spoonfed to you, then you don't deserve to be here. Leave or lurk until you can be called a competent poster.

>>279398
I’ve already seen enough clips of the anti-Israel media to have been spoonfed on your argument, so I’ve already lurked enough.

>>279398
>>279404
What about those who claim that Equestria has no right to exist and that we should all move as a species back to Ponyland?

>>279407
>Equestria was colonized to promote pony nationality
>The buffalo, while they were mostly killed and ransacked, have since gained Equestrian citizenship, but are denied the rights thereof
>Every pony should move back to tuberculosis-ridden, totalitarian Ponyland, where they’ll all be killed for dissenting views
So is this what the Union Party and the left want? To control our minds and quell dissent? Like they say the “alt-right” Nationalist Party is doing, according to them?

>>279410
Я просто рада, что немного знаю пониландский язык.

>>279413
I my vse mogli by skoro govoritь ob etom!

>>279410
Let’s not forget about how Ponyland discriminates against Earth ponies, right?

>>279426
Exactly. The antisemitic, radical left is anti-Earth pony and wants to see them all die in the Frozen North!

>>279391
What about another one named “Pinkie Pie” who can do really cartoonish things? Someone ought to inquire as to who Twilight’s friends are and what they do. Then we’ll know the real answers and solve the mystery once and for all.

>>279433
Maybe they really are Princess Twilight’s friends. It isn’t like any of them to want to eat me.

>>279540
Exactly. I just fear that pic related may be our fate at the hands of the predator species that is humankind.

>>279563
Well, the people I keep seeing in dreams seem rather friendly, in both human and pony form. We know of Princess Twilight, at least one Anon ITT has heard of “Fluttershy”, and I’ve heard of this “Rarity” and another one named “Screwball”, though the latter has yet to acquire a human form, though she has gone from Earth pony to alicorn, with everyone hailing her as the “Princess of Chaos”. She also claims to be Discord’s little sister.

>>279564
This question has been asked before, but what should we do if humans do try to eat us?

>>279565
>tfw you finally meet your waifu
>tfw she has every intention to eat you and you can’t get away
>tfw you cry for help, but no friends to help you
Why?

>>279607
>tfw your waifu 'eats' you
>tfw your cries are heard
>tfw all your friends and family see you
>tfw you'll always be known as a human fucker
Worth it.

>>279621
>pic related
So you’d compare the suffering to the suffering of Hitler’s and King Sombra’s victims?

>>279628
>So you’d compare the suffering to the suffering of Hitler’s and King Sombra’s victims?
Had to contact the Wonderbolts to get my sides.
So a little spoiler about the show. King Sombra's analogue isn't Hitler, I mean have you seen what Sombra did to the crystal empire?
The closest pony that fits Hitler as a political leader in our world is Princess Celestia herself!
That's a really weird connection you might say, and it is. You see the show took a decidedly complex idea, what if we took Princess Celestia and put her in the show as a human. I know it's a multimedia franchise at this point, but the point remains.
A young ignorant Princess growing as a human in some very rough times in a bizarre planet, no, a bizarre universe.
Unknowingly trying to apply pony concepts into human ones, and it was working.
Working too well. The secret behind the scenes subplots really despise losing anything, and even more so hate being brought to justice.
Years of history gone.
Attempts of outside communication, ignored.
Princess Celestia even as an extremely young human can pull off some amazing feats.
Overcoming contracts that should have continued to enforce those humans. Pulling together as one unifying those lost ponies. Even withstanding the world.
What I'm excited for is Princess Cadence, and Princess Twilight human characters. Maybe if they will pull a last minute surprise hero.
Because the secret subplots are reaching a tipping point spilling over into the main plots.

>>279636
>Had to contact the Wonderbolts to get my sides.
But they are legally bound to disclose that this is their own opinion and doesn’t reflect those of the DoD or any group they’re a part of.
>I mean have you seen what Sombra did to the crystal empire?
He basically did what Hitler did, only he actually had a thousand-year Reich.
>The closest pony that fits Hitler as a political leader in our world is Princess Celestia herself!
I don’t know which Wonderbolt(s) you contacted, but there are a lot of them, especially in the reserves, so you may have only been given opinions by a few of them. And are you sure you contacted the Wonderbolts and not Ponyland’s VMF? I intitially thought that many Ponylandish military traditions, such as goose stepping and the styles of music the bands play, were adopted by Equestria, but they are actually completely different on this side of the pond.
>A young ignorant Princess growing as a human in some very rough times in a bizarre planet, no, a bizarre universe.
Then Princess Twilight would be a better analogue, but both Princesses Celestia and Twilight would not dare to persecute and kill as many people as Hitler and Sombra did. They are just too polite, gentle, and loving.
>What I'm excited for is Princess Cadence, and Princess Twilight human characters.
Like that one Anon who keeps dreaming about a human Princess Twilight?

>>279638
you mule-minded muppet, by telling the wonderbolts to get his sides, he was implying that he was laughing so hard that they flew off. They weren't giving him arguments, they were helping him recover from your absolutely pea-brained, lukewarm piss take of an opinion. Leave this site and leave this planet so I don't have to share an oxygen supply with you.

>>279638
You really should see the extra material and the Tin Foil discoverers analysises.
>Then Princess Twilight would be a better analogue, but both Princesses Celestia and Twilight would not dare to persecute and kill as many people as Hitler and Sombra did.
>kill as many people as Hitler did.
Seriously watch a quickrundown video or a conspiracy mlh thread.
>>279644
Thanks friend, as always your right on the bit, have a human.

>>279647
Np m8, np! Here's a stylized pic of our boy as well.

>>279644
>by telling the wonderbolts to get his sides, he was implying that he was laughing so hard that they flew off.
Because Sombra’s policies are incompatible with Equestrian ideology?
>>279647
>You really should see the extra material and the Tin Foil discoverers analysises.
I have seen them and they are a whole bunch of hogwash. When the Union Party had control of the government between 998 and 1006, there were conspiracies that then-PM Lightning Bender would place stickers on our mailboxes and that would determine which people to kill and which people to save when Ponyland finally invades. And that was utter hogwash and many more things they say are. Those stickers are really to tell people when they get which paper. Some conspiracies are just too crazy for me to believe, but I have found out a way to judge their merit: ask whether rich and powerful people could benefit and who stands to benefit if the conspiracy were to be true.
>>279648
>our boy
Out of context, it would make you look like a neo-Nazi, neo-Sombrite, or neo-Selenite.

>>279650
>Talking about a crazy cult and not the mlh community about the secrets behind the it.
Yeah... I think you should take a break for little bit. Not everything is about Sombra or about the various cultist crazies.
Honestly the bizarre parallels you try to make between Sombra a real nasty pony, and Hitler is falling a bit flat.
>>by telling the wonderbolts to get his sides, he was implying that he was laughing so hard that they flew off.
>Because Sombra’s policies are incompatible with Equestrian ideology?
No... it's using a fictional character incorrectly without the whole of the personallity.
Have you even watched the Newspaper Shoppe episodes? About how media corporations took pictures from India and made it look to be jews?
>Out of context, it would make you look like a neo-Nazi, neo-Sombrite, or neo-Selenite.
???
Look there's online clubs that host mlh and the raw version. I'm sure they fill you in on all the tidbits and lore if a bit prickly because they deal with the same reasons and hasty conclusions every single time.
>ask whether rich and powerful people could benefit and who stands to benefit if the conspiracy were to be true.
Ah, so who benefits the most from preventing speech about the holololol in mlh.
Reminds me of a quote from Voltaire.

>>279656
>No... it's using a fictional character incorrectly without the whole of the personallity.
So he was just making a meme? But how else could you interpret it?
>About how media corporations took pictures from India and made it look to be jews?
And how CNN used staged news stories?
>because they deal with the same reasons and hasty conclusions every single time.
But who else calls Hitler or Sombra “our boy”?

>>279665
Anypony with a brain and an understanding of the subplot calls Hitler their boy. As for sombra, we've already told you you're retarded and given you plenty of reasons as to why without you even bothering to look at a single one, from the sound of things. As I said before, leave the site and this planet to give the rest of us back the resources you're wasting by merely existing.

>>279666
>tfw get to go to Earth but I'm bigger than all the humans
>tfw no bigger, stronger human to pick me up and cuddle me
>tfw I accidentally crush one and get sent to oversized jail for life
feels bad, mares

>>279668
>without you even bothering to look at a single one
And I’ve told you that I’ve seen them and think that they’re wrong.

>>279669
But have you really? Did you actually look at them and read them, or did you just go "Nope, this doesn't fit my headcanon" and discard it all?

>>279670
No, I have looked at the logic. That one human named Dennis Prager puts his spin on it perfectly: you can’t deny Italy’s existence and claim to not be anti-Italian, so you can’t deny Israel’s existence and claim to not be antisemitic. Plus, if Israel gets fully absorbed by the Palestinian Authority, the Jewish population would probably be forced to either relocate to elsewhere en masse or suffer persecution at the hands of the Palestinians.

And another point commonly brought up is that Israel shouldn’t exist because it is racist and an apartheid state. That is simply not true, considering Arabs ride the same buses, vote in the same elections, etc. as Hebrews. Spoiler alert: They are really one and the same race; the divide is artificial and this conflict pits brother against brother. Though I’m not denying that there are extremists on both sides of the issue that pressure for forced integration and expansion of either side.

Even if Israel is the apartheid state that the media makes it out to be, that doesn’t mean it shouldn’t exist. The USA, Germany, South Africa, Spain, the United Kingdom, and many (if not most) other places have racist histories behind them, yet no human calls their existences into question. Though the reverse holds true with Hong Kong: it doesn’t have a legacy of racism (probably because it’s only been independent for around 30 years), but its existence is called into question.

And despite what you may have seen in the MLH news clips, that Dennis Prager fellow has also said that Israel has accepted five times reduced claims to their borders, yet the Palestinian Authority and the Arab settlers who came before them refused to accept anything less than Israel being wiped off the map completely.

And finally, the coup de grace of the modern antisemitic argument. Where is the proof or the evidence that the Jews control upwards of 70% of the world’s wealth? And how do you know that they would all get along well in a form of groupthink? Even if it were true (which it isn’t, considering how the poorer Jewish communities in NYC and the NY metropolitan area got their start), would it be more likely that these successes would be pinned on the individuals or upon their religion? Some of them could do better than others, yet they are all being equally judged as overprivileged? I just don’t understand why this stereotyping and these straw man arguments keep coming up.

>>279672
>Dennis Prager
Most humans don't even believe his arguments. He is a meme at best, and a mouthpiece at worst.
>racist apartheid state
Nopony here (except you, to my knowledge) cares about racism and the in-canon humans that do usually aren't the brightest bunch.
>spoiler alert segment
You seem to have forgotten the other lore that most modern jews are ashkenazi, a race that is more comparable to a heavily inbred variety of eastern european (as I understand it, I could easily be wrong). There are no brother wars, only a war of religious conquest based on fulfilling a prophecy that they have been trying to force the fulfillment of since before the WWI arc.
>USA, Germany, South Africa, Spain, UK never called into question for similar reasons
That's because those european countries all existed of their ownaccord in their own homelands, meanwhile the USA and South Africa were started before the problems behind this type of government were well known. Israel was created after WWII in the territory that was rightfully claimed by Palestine, a previously existing political entity with a presence in the world (albeit small). With the creation of Israel, the Palestinians were driven from their homes as the entire country was subjugated by the Allied powers and completely handed over to those same jews, leaving many homeless and without a place to go. Since then, Israel has attempted to further steal territory from their neighbors and genocide the palestinians that are left, all to fulfill that same prophecy. All of these things were expressed in the lore.
>Where is the proof they control everything?
Despite making up around 2% of the US population, 41% of them are within the top 1% of the country by wealth and many of them also hold notable positions in media and other powerful positions. They also have an entire political body working within the US's government, exclusively working for the benefit of Israel. AIPAC stands for American Israeli Political Action Group, after all.

The lore is there and I've even spoonfed it to you to the best of my ability, if you can't grasp it at this point then you should honestly not try to discuss it. This lore may be a bit of a heavy weight for your perception of the story, but it's necessary to gain the deeper understanding that leads to deeper discussion. If you aren't willing to learn, then others won't be willing to discuss.

>>279674
Please read the updated post. There is a new paragraph regarding the dispute.

>>279675
That's the post I read, the number was merely a mistake. Also, regarding that second post, the only difference I see that doesn't hurt your argument anyway is the use of a spoiler tag for the spoilered segment.

>>279676
Nevermind, I see that you went back and changed your post twice in the process of me making your reply.

What about the cute human waifus, such as pic related?

>>279673
>The USA, Germany, South Africa, Spain, the United Kingdom, and many (if not most) other places have racist histories behind them, yet no human calls their existences into question.
Is that a fucking joke?
These countries are constantly bashed for their histories by niggers with worse histories.

>>279689
>These countries are constantly bashed for their histories by niggers with worse histories.
And yet their very existences aren’t denied.

>>279719
Their existences are warred upon by the same left that wants you to love and fund and die for Pissrael, an illegitimate state founded on formerly-Christian now-Mudslime land by the jewish-controlled "British" Empire out of a desire to appease civilian-slaughtering jewish terrorist organizations.
America's still under draconian lockdown policies that fuck over small businesses, right?
So tell me, why is America still keeping up its regular donations to your sugar-baby Pissrael?

>>279742
But Israel and Hong Kong at least have alternatives. If those aforementioned western countries stopped existing, what alternatives would fill the power vacua?

>>279749
"Power vacuum"? What are you talking about?
Jews have all the power on this corrupt country. They already control these countries, that's why they've been turned against the whites who made these countries successful.
I hope you aren't roleplaying as a pony over this.

>>279750
But if Germany, the UK, and other Western countries ceased to exist, who would take control over their populations? My guess is the USA, since it has the world’s largest global presence.

>>279752
You speak in circles. Do you think America would act to save whites from Germany, the UK, and other western countries if they fell?
America isn't even accepting whites fleeing their ancestral homes in Blacked Africa.

>>279764
A National Socialist America would.

>>279764
>Do you think America would act to save whites from Germany, the UK, and other western countries if they fell?
No. I think they’d act to save the countries themselves and the governments that support them rather than save particular ethnic groups.

>>279770
But a nation, a country, is its people.
Not its dirt or ruling class.

>>279770
>>279776
Not according to Christians or Jew-Owned countries, including your own, We must get rid of those who oppose A nation's government acting for it's people first and foremost as a collective, and to re orient our societies and communities to be as In accord with Natural Order as possible.

>>279776
>>279779
But its working class forms part of its people. How else could the nation work without them? Even the USA was able to get rid of slavery less than 100 years after it was founded, though the ex-slaves weren’t necessarily accepted as people until about 100 years after that.

And going through saving a nation’s population like that would probably end in loads of bureaucracy and doom for all who would otherwise be saved. Germany, for much of its existence, has made it difficult for foreigners to migrate there and their descendants would be judged as foreigners, even though they have lived in Germany for centuries. Germany is still a semi-authoritarian country today and is worse of a bureaucratic sh*thole than the US is.

What you should both keep in mind is that Equestria was founded as a nation of immigrants, so there really is no true “Equestrian” people, save the indigenous buffalo population, which is dwindling because of outbreeding with the ponies. The vast, vast majority of Equestrian citizens have some kind of story dealing with immigrant ancestors who migrated here and established their own lives. We still see ourselves as Equestrians first and immigrant descendants second, considering we all have a common culture and national identity. I, personally, am proud to be the great grandson, possibly even double great grandson, of a family who immigrated to here from Hope Hollow during the Great Famine. Sure, there were the “No Hope Hollowish Need Apply” signs up everywhere, but they overcame segregation and we all are now proud to be viewed as equals today, not foreigners.

On the other side of the Luna Ocean, however, Ponyland and the other former USSK countries have historically had isolationist policies that protected their own citizens and “pure-blooded” Ponylandish descendants. If you were born and raised in Ponyland and your parents, grandparents, great grandparents, or even beyond came from outside the country, you would be judged as a foreigner in your own country, especially if you were born as an Earth pony. This idea of racism was one of the ideals that ultimately fueled the breakup of the USSK, with Ponyland and their PM, Little Supreme Ruler, to this day wanting to annex parts of the Ice Kingdom and Yakyakistan in a partial return to the USSK era.

You can move to Equestria and become an Equestrian, but you can’t move to Ponyland and become a Ponylander.

>>279782
Well said. The left is trying to bring the USSK ideas of separation by race to our borders and we need to defend against it. However, there are rumors that the right is only fueling violence and creating a cause that could give secessionists and rioters legitimacy.

I personally hope that this coming election ends in a tie. Whichever party wins the tie-breaking vote will know that the PM they appoint will not have won over a democratic vote. This will mean that the PM’s legitimacy as a political leader will decrease in the minds of his constituents and that he will seriously need to consider the bills that Parliament passes.

>>279782
What is a nation? a nation is a people, these people have one thing in common across the entirety of their territory, call it blood, call it DNA, call it genetic similarity, that people are ONE kind of human, when you mix others, in this case non-whites you also bring ANOTHER NATION IN, combining these doesn't continue either, it destroys both. So in America this is White European Nordic Peoples, yes even Brits, at least were, Nordic at that time. THIS WAS NEVER A NATION OF IMMIGRANTS THAT IS PURE JEWISH PROPAGANDA IT WAS ALWAYS A EUROPEAN NATION AND MOST OF THE PEOPLE WHO EXIST IN THE NON SPIC WHITE PORTION OF THIS NATION TODAY, ARE DESCENDED FROM THOSE WHO LIVED HERE IN 1776. There will be no bureaucracy to kill these invaders, they will be dealt with, with lethal force, with no exception, including the niggers you so love because they never were people or did the 20000 rapes they commit every year against Whites in return for 0 rapes committed by Whites against them escape your fucking notice?
>>279786
Violent separation by race is the only way this is ever turned around, you are a failure if you think otherwise.

>>279792
>combining these doesn't continue either, it destroys both.
But don’t most non-Equestrians who arrive here integrate themselves well? Like the USA, we’re more of a “melting pot”, where people are encouraged to learn about other cultures and values, but the countries of the Ponylandish Peninsula, like Canada and European countries, seem to be more like “mosaics”, where outside nationalities don’t seem to be entirely welcomed by the locals, so their views and cultural norms aren’t necessarily accepted.
>is the only way this is ever turned around
You are drinking the leftists’ Cool-Aid here. Remember that our country was founded with unity of the races in mind.

>>279804
>But don’t most non-Equestrians who arrive here integrate themselves well? Like the USA, we’re more of a “melting pot”, where people are encouraged to learn about other cultures and values, but the countries of the Ponylandish Peninsula, like Canada and European countries, seem to be more like “mosaics”, where outside nationalities don’t seem to be entirely welcomed by the locals, so their views and cultural norms aren’t necessarily accepted.
No they don't, Not when more than thirty percent speak the Mexican Bastardized Dialect of Spanish at home and everywhere else.
The USA was NOT a Melting pot until after 1965. that is an entirely Jewish invention I believe it was Israel Zangwill, when america was nearly 100% White and European and less than 1% jew.
Knowing and learning about others does not mean ours should be destroyed which is what has been happening, on an accelerated path since 1965, and truly since 1865.
>You are drinking the leftists’ Cool-Aid here. Remember that our country was founded with unity of the races in mind.

No I'm not, and no it wasn't, Go back and look at the Immigration Act of 1789.

>>279808
>Not when more than thirty percent speak the Mexican Bastardized Dialect of Spanish at home and everywhere else.
Keep in mind that these same places are either historically Spanish-speaking regions themselves or home to many Puerto Ricans, who are US citizens themselves.
>Immigration Act of 1789
As far as I can tell, it is currently the year AR 1010 in Equestria. Are you referring to the act passed in the USA? Although the unicorn nation benefitted the most from the deal with the other two tribes, the unity of the races is one of the founding principles which Equestria’s very existence promotes. If I am correct in assuming you’re referring to the act passed in the US, the act you are referring to was passed during a time when America’s founding fathers were in a dispute about which races mattered and whether or not the notion of slavery should be a thing, but it took everyone a while to realize that racism and slavery were bad ideas.

>>279820
>Keep in mind
No those places aren't what I am referring to is the continental U.S none of which historically spoke Spanish once they became U.S territory.
>America’s founding fathers were in a dispute about which races mattered and whether or not the notion of slavery should be a thing, but it took everyone a while to realize that racism and slavery were bad ideas.
they were never in dispute, eg Thomas Jefferson and many of the others wrote and agreed to including that line in 1789. Equestria doesn't factor in to this discussion at the moment we are discussing the human world as you put it, where things do not work as they may in ponyland.

>>279823
>what I am referring to is the continental U.S none of which historically spoke Spanish once they became U.S territory.
And I know the regions you are referring to as well, which I believe are Florida, the Southwest, and the New York metro area. But how can you erase history truly? Florida and the Southwest were both part of Spain at one point, so you can’t say they weren’t historically Spanish-speaking. And yes, I know that New York has only relatively recently become Spanish-speaking, with many “boricuas” moving to there (and to Florida) since the 1940’s.
>no dispute
Many asked Thomas Jefferson to amend the US constitution to allow for either a gradual emancipation of slaves or to allow masters to free their slaves, but he, being one of the founding members of what eventually became the Democratic Party, refused.
>Equestria doesn't factor in to this discussion at the moment
But how is it wrong to compare how our country and their country were founded?
>where things do not work as they may in ponyland.
Только в основном так.

>>279830
>Только в основном так.
Но их свобода ускользает от них! Если нам не повезет, весь человеческий мир станет как СССЦ...

>>279682
Not her?

>>279894
Peach is cuter and gentler. But Daisy’s playful nature is not necessarily bad.

>>279940
Right, but which one is less likely to eat us?

Here’s a picture I found from some paparazzo who followed Princess Twilight, who dressed as a Spartan soldier for Nightmare Night. Where do you think she got inspired from...?

>>280069
You say that like the spartans' armor designs weren't just ripped straight from the armory of the pony equivalent of Roman Empire or something, I couldn't think of a clever name.

>>280071
The only example I can think of is the USSK, but perhaps the Pegasus nation could have shared similar militaristic values.

>>280072
So that brings up an interesting question: it’s been mentioned in this thread that the Earth ponies spoke the Ponish language prior to the unicorn migration from Ponyland. Said migration brought Ponylandish influence on the language and gave us the English language we know today. Но все могло сложиться иначе. Modern Ponish, as far as I can tell, is a minority language here, but is still official for ceremonial purposes. Aber ich mag die Sprache trotzdem.

My question is what language did the Pegasus tribe speak? Or is this a bit of obscure history that no one really knows?

>>280069
So my question is could Princess Twilight sue over this photo, or is she allowed to be photographed as a public servant?