Filly hacks into mainframe.
>Spoonfeed me. What's this thread about?This thread typically consists of Anon gone filly, as he's thrust into a new life as a cute little pony.
>What's to be expected?Fillies, cuteness, Anon-tier shenanigans, bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, etc..
>Any archive of photos or stories?Dropbox (Photos):
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h46ituoalc71wp9/AACmTe3H8s10ArK3-5Q_3juqa?dl=0Stories:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BP6aPchH3lGIRdzd78IWykMCXuKLrNABi6bxZGVTy9c/edit>I'm a contributor.Great! For writers, just notify
All Nighter Fgt Lone15, so you can have your green added to the Doc. For artists, animators, or any other content makers, you can store your fillies in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.
Some especially based faggot also recently compiled nearly every filly image ever created, which you can check out here:
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1AowOdwFzlbRk0FVZsRGRYe2hyKhzo2h3?usp=sharingAssess how well you fit into the filly hivemind:
https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/personality-quiz/?group=-LdS-38NvfIG9PHPrYB8>I don't like this thread because of reasons.You'll never know how it is unless you try a dose of filly.
Old-mare Thread:
>>264739 →
Oh dear I forget to put name
>>267981Thread needed changing
>>267997Kill yourself pedophile.
>>268001Kill yourself pedophile.
>>268001how many fillies do you think would actually end up being this gay?
>>268004Only way to find out is empirical testing.
To record into the big book of filly.
>>268018Good job poner.
I downloaded it. Thanks.
>>268022God I wish that were me
>>268018This is...
bootyful.
>>268018Good shit right here.
>>268083>PTFGPlay The Fucking Game.
“Fuck you.” This colorized cunt just ruined everything. Any possibility to have children, post-marital love making, and my new job prospect. Her defeated look couldn’t change the past. Even if she did in her own words it’s a spell that would reverberate through time and space to ensure it will be cast. Meadow needs to know.
“Wait if anyon-”
“No, you listen here. You were on a thin rope already. I stuck my neck out for you, again, and this is the thanks I get?” Each word a hammer to the maniacal spell caster. Her purpleish magenta hued fur wet with tears. A guilty woman’s tears to stop the inevitable. The bare bedroom loomed with my significant irritation baring down on her.
It’s this moment with me looking into her now soulless eyes Twilight Sparkle wizened princess of Equestria saw the monster unleashed, and the puerile unicorn. “Oh dear.”
Snorting and huffing, Twinkle Sprinkle princess truly had a way with words. Only after the last three revolts of not being diplomatic enough. Her horn already glowing scanning the magical residue oozing from my now green insignificant form. Good she remembers our agreement.
“Well Anon, The good news is you are effectively immortal, the bad news is you are permanently locked forever in that form,” hunh immortality for this shit? On the bright side I might have supreme Earth pony strength...
“Annnd as you are now you can’t get stronger or any natural forms of change either. From the looks of the casting matrix any changes at all are barred.” This sucks ass. “I’ll contact your fiancee.” A scroll pops into existence. Being a unicorn would have been a little cool, teleporting shit everywhere.
This stupid stupid mare that did this had a fairly strange story, but that’s neither her nor there. I owed my war buddy Starlight Glimmer a favor to keep her precious grand baby out of the rehabilitation course. To be honest it’s brutal, and I thought at the time it was too barbaric to bring out effective change. In truth magic lingers on in the soul and hovers in the aether around them for practically their whole life if not forcibly altered. The power of friendship could have fixed everything, but it’s a measurable magical phenomena not my hokey human psychology.
“Shouldn’t have fucked with forces I knew nothing about.”
Wisely she says nothing. Being a war legend has it’s perks.
“You said this form can’t change at all?” Glimmy’s grand baby moves to speak and shuts up with the look I give her. A spell that could bring about a utopic society, my filly behind.
“Eating, drinking, excretion are no longer necessary processes.” Her eye’s were raised. So much like her mentor.
“What about physical movement?” If this does what I think this will do I’ll make the best of it.
“Technically you should be in this physicality regardless of circumstances.”
“Princess,” Twilight straightens up, not expecting my to sound formal “The one man army is looking to rejoin the extreme threat reserves.”
Her eyes now see the possibilities I do. Orbital bombardment, an immortal filly raging war to keep friend and family safe, a someone who can go into the stickiest of situations unchanged, if needed a meat shield of the highest caliber.
“Accepted, but Anon I’d hate to take you away from her… how about this I’ll put an electric generator in your house for a side task. I know you’ll go stir crazy without something to do.”
“That’s why you’re best princess Purple.”
The royal guard outside the door to the bedroom speaks, “one Morning-gale Meadow if here your majesty,” “allow her entry captain,” Meadow has one worried look about her.
“Anon?”
“It’s me Mea,” rushing over she crushes me in a hug. “I thought the worst has happened. We’ll work through this ‘Non,”
Then she locks eyes with Laminar Glinter—a fury—a flame so burning hot that I could feel the heat. “You broke our promise.”The final straw that broke the camel’s back.
It’s time to pick up the pieces, once again.
>"I hate you less than all those pony-ziggers."
"Y-you too..."
>>268060>Be Twilight Sparkle>Organinze a 'former human support group' to help some of the new 'ponies' in town>What could go wrong?>Everything>The banner you ordered has spelling errors>One on the green fillies is trying to stab another filly>Yet another filly somehow got a condom is offering sex to the other members>Why are there so many green fillies with Question mark cutie marks?>What did you do to deserve this?
>>268083Pay To Fuck Grandma.
>>268094Learning the forbidden magic of friendship.
>>268093Filly is best princess of friendship
>>221099 →Alright fillies and gentlefags, today's the big day. You've been living in the orphanage since you got to Equestria, but now you're finally getting adopted. Take a screenshot or click and drag to roll for your new horse mom. Canonically married couples are a package deal, but who you roll will be the one who spends the most time taking care of you. Feel free to age-up/rule 63 as necessary otherwise. Good luck and don't forget to make her something nice for Mother's Day.
>>268101Points for consistency
>>268101Have to say this is a bit funny.
>>268118You poor poor soul. On the bright side you get to see 'Aunt' Celestia and 'aunt' Luna... will it be rule 63
>>268104Blah blah I will suck your love!
>>268114>Twilight I'm adopting a foal>"Discord, no.""Discord, yes! Is it because I'm not a mother figure?"
>"Yes? I mean no?">Discord pulls what is called a pro-gamer move.
>>268112Ah, so now you've got another mommy in on the action?
>>268101>See pic related. Might write a short green later.
The good news is I'll never be hungry again.
>>268123Have to catch them all. Good news is that Rarity is... uhhh... you'll have free time, with the whole saving Equestria thing and business work, and she knows how to cook. Also how to take care of foals. Clothes, and costumes on demand (within four to five business days)
>>268125Nice. If you ever learn the secret of ponk's Pinkie sense, and reality warping I want in.
>>268128Are hugh jelly bro?
My condolences. You wouldn't lack in jelly, and jelly accessories.
Might even be able to get petrolium jelly or KY jelly. Maybe even jelly flavored jelly.
I kind of miss piece of shit alicorn Twilight being alive. Here's a little something that takes place before the beginning of Chilly Filly, and I guess it's sort of Mother's Day-themed. Enjoy.
"What are we doing all the way out in the Dragonlands?"
>"What do you think? You didn't leave me a body to bury."
"I... don't know then."
>"Then shut up."
"I-is this a volcano? What if I were to fall in?"
>"Then I'd be free of you for three hours until I got bored and decided to serve charred filly to some of my friends here."
>That shuts you up pretty quickly.
>You follow her across the brown rock, barely managing to keep up with her insane pace even with your earth pony traits.
>At least you should have those...
>"Stop."
>You do.
>"Do you know how magic works? Where it comes from?"
"Yeah, when you turned me into this fucking mess you said something about the earth..."
>"Equestria's magic, and the magic of all of the species that reside on it comes from the ground beneath our hooves, yes. Do you know what produces it?"
"Hundreds of millions of gallons of molten magma?"
>"Well, good guess. There's far more magma in our planet than that, by the way. But no, the magma may shape our land over time, but it isn't the world energy source. Do you want to know what is?"
"Yes."
>"Tough fucking shit, I'm not telling you."
"I- what? You can't do that!"
>She chuckles maliciously.
>"I just did. The answer will likely come to you in time, oh well. Patience is something that is highly desired in a good filly."
>The words make you shudder a bit.
"I'm a good filly, Twilight."
>"Sure you are... you killed my best friend and you do nothing but laze around my castle like a bum. The answer will be revealed to you when you're ready."
>She hits a crack in the rock with her hoof, splitting it open.
>"Just as I expected, an old laying den. This is a rare sight indeed."
>You peer into the hole formed in the rock.
"I don't see anything."
>You can hear her grunt a bit in exertion as she ionizes a portion of the air inside the hole, the bright plasma illuminating the bones of a young dragon amid a fine powder.
>"This one is a perfect example. just enough air to allow breathing room for the young, but no food and no water. Dragon young all hatch at about the same time, so natural selection quickly takes effect. Biting and clawing at each other, tearing limb from limb in an effort to attain the most disposable energy. After two or three days, the strife will end with one remaining dragon. That is the one that the mother will raise."
"But... this den was undisturbed."
>"Sometimes, the mother will die, become injured or fall ill. Other times..."
>She holds your head up and looks you in the eyes.
>"She'll just forget."
>You whimper.
>"Of course, dragons aren't intelligent creatures across the board. Testing has shown that their aptitude fluctuates, with the eldest dragons possessing far greater intelligence than the average equine, and most of the others possessing about that of a pony with a slight mental handicap. Spike was above average, about what you'd expect out of a pony..."
>She covers the tomb back up with stones, heating the rock into lava and holding it in place until all that remains is the same crack."
>"The point I'm trying to make here is that dragons are, on average, stupid. You took away one of the few that had a fucking chance of integrating into pony society."
"I think you're trying to make another point too."
>She laughs coldly.
>"Oh? And what would that be?"
"That you care about me."
>She glances back at you with tired eyes.
>"You must be losing it. I could care less if you lived or died."
>So could you.
>Suicide is painless, it brings on many changes...
>But you do have a hunch, through all of the real urges you've felt over the years.
>"Hop on my back. I'll carry you to the edge of the volcano."
>The gentle swaying of her coat and mane in the hot wind feel sort of nice.
>You cling tightly to her as she beats her wings to climb over boulders and piles of bones, obviously long-forgotten by the beasts that consumed their former flesh.
>Finally, you make it to the tip of the world's wound.
>A few hundred feet below you, bubbles of molten rock pop and spit while a few of what you expect to be Twilight's friends the eldest dragons relax in the pool, their massive wings catching slow-moving lava flows and diverting them slightly over the ridged structures.
>You stand up on Twilight's back, hooves wobbly from the wind and the curvature of her barrel.
"Cowabunga."
>You rush forward, kicking off of Twilight's face directly over the volcano.
>If you're wrong, then you won't have to live the rest of your miserable life as a filly.
>And if you're right...
>You're getting a spanking later.
>Or worse.
>But at least you'll know.
>As you accelerate, the fear of death you thought you had lost starts to rise back up in your chest.
>Do you really want to be wrong about this?
>What if she really doesn't care?
>Oh god you're less than twenty feet awa-
>With a flash, you stand beside a breathless Twilight.
>"I've never had to cancel a large amount of momentum with a teleportation spell before. Interesting."
>To your surprise, she rubs your mane.
>"It's not often that I learn something that truly interests me, and even less often that I learn two things in a day."
>She plants a kiss on your forehead.
>"I love you, my little pony. Where do you want to eat tonight?"
~Fin.
>>268131Thanks for the green Lone.
What a terribly complicated way to say, and demonstrate she cares just a little.Maybe in a spin off series you could commit some necromancy and have all the friends.
Then raising a family would be easy
if they are all buried together.
Also Spike the undead dragon thirsting for comics, friends, and Rarity.
>>268083Pandas Take Forever to Groom
>>268083Pacific Tanker Fights Glaciers
>The machine clamped on the table was simple enough.>It was a pair of rollers with heart-shaped indentations, matched together with gears and turned by a crank.>The air smelled of cinnamon and sweetness, as the cream-colored mare scraped and turned the gooey mass of molten sugar.>She set down the scraper she held in her teeth, looking over to the green filly.>"Okay, Mystery Mint. All you need to do is turn that crank and feed the candy through. Be careful, because it's still hot.">The young filly nods and gives a salute.>"Lyra usually helps me out, but she's got a concert to play at.">She rolls her eyes.>"At least while she's away we don't have to deal with that silliness about you actually secretly being that human, Anon, from a while back.">The filly's face scrunches, eyes shifting from side to side."Aheh... yeah. But it's no big deal. Anyways, turn the crank and feed sugar. Got it."
>"Right. Again, it's hot, so if you need to adjust it a little, be careful.">With another salute, the filly climbs onto the stool that had been pulled up for her and grabbed the crank.>"I remember making these with my mother when I was just a filly. Never thought I'd be doing the same myself. Anyways, here we go.">And with that, the filly started cranking as Bon Bon rolled the blob of molten candy thin enough to be fed through the rolling press.>So the day went. It was a hot, sticky task, but the two of them went through it fairly quickly, resulting in a table full of sheets of cooling candy.>With a satisfied nod and a rare smile, the mare turned toward the filly, leaning in a little conspiratorially.>"And now it's time for the fun part. We put our hooves on the table like so...">She does the motion and waits for the filly to do the same.>"...and then..">With a smile, she sweeps her hooves through the candies, breaking them free of their sheets and sending a wave of cinnamon hearts toward the filly.>With a dignified and certainly not at all girly squeak, the filly gave what might have sounded like an ecstatic giggle to the untrained ear."Hey!"
>And so, the two set about throwing bits of candy at each other across the table.>Eventually, the two wound down.>"Okay, sport. Let's go wash up. Any more and we could probably be sold along with all the other sweets."---
Guess who I got outta that pic. So, I guess a brief second look in on a short one-off I did in the past.Vid somewhat related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlDPQMiCboY
>>268101On one hand, hot Wonderbolt mommy. On the other, drill sergeant mom.
>>268101I have finally returned from the depths of a notepad document and have left my autistic ramblings in another thread to cast off the shackles placed upon me by my own brain! To celebrate this, take a green starring Anonymous and Colgate!
>Green in progress
>>268092Immortal filly orbital bombardment is a cool concept, I seem to recall a short green ages ago that focused on it.
>>268133>SpoilersMight give that a shot in a non-canon one-off. It sounds just retarded enough to be hilarious.
>>268156>SpoilerProbably rhetorical, but I'm gonna go with
Special Agent Sweetie Drops.>>268171Killing moonlight bro.
>>268172So I am... Btw, nice green farther up!
>>268172Rhetorical indeed, but yep. She's a nice, level-headed sort of pony, when her past doesn't catch up with her.
It's nice to see plenty of folks writing this thread. Good job, folks! Here's hoping it keeps going.
And if you're not writing... why not do a silly little short thing for fun? Couldn't hurt, could it?
>>268171Green finished! Without further ado, I present to you all...
What Kind of Present Does a Dentist Want?
>It's been a while since you first got here, almost as long as it's been since that dragon gave you fourth-degree burns and forced Twilight to make you into this>After that, there was only one pony in town that you didn't have either an inappropriate or a hostile relationship with to take you in>Colgate>Yes, the dentist>You're not too sure why either>On the one hand, you never exactly found her insanely attractive>On the other, you never had any issues with keeping friendly while you were there>Twilight was also a bit surprised at this revelation, but nonetheless, Colgate was willing to take you in in your... Changed state>And now, it's been a year since that day and you've decided to give her a gift as thanks!>Now, let's see, what do you know about your caretaker?>Dentist>Likes messing around with clocks in spare time>Generally nice>Good work ethic>Holds you to a consistent standard>Well, that one might be because she knows that you're still a 20-something-year-old man underneath this small, cuddly exterior>Either way, you're counting it towards her>So, what should you do?>You've got a while, given you decided to skip out on class today>You'll have Sweetie Belle give you the rundown later, other things take precedent here!>Hmm, is there anything you can think of?>Wait a minute...>That's such a blatantly horrible idea that it just might work!>However, you're going to need some help to actually make it>Oh well, you still need to call in a favor or two from Twilight anyway>So, instead of going the rest of the way to the schoolhouse, you take a left and start towards the crystalline palace that dominates the skyline!>After a walk and a half, you arrive on Twilight's front step and give the door a swift knock>To nobody's surprise, the one who answers the door is a purple dragon instead of a purple mare>"Hey Anon, aren't you supposed to be on your way to school?""Yeah, but I have other plans for today that I need Twilight's help with."
>"Does Colgate know you're out here?""Well... No, but that's because what I'm here to do is make her a surprise."
>Spike raises an eyebrow at you, calling your bluff"Look, it's been a year since I first went to stay with her, so I wanted to make her something special that I'm probably going to need magic and someone smarter than me to make work. Will you let me in or not?"
>Spike continues to stare at you, also crossing his arms>Accepting his challenge, you hold firm>After a while of you two just staring each other down, Spike sighs and lets you in>"She's in her office. I'm sure you remember how to get there?""Yeah, and thanks for this. I'd say I owe you one, but I'm already here to cash in some favors of my own."
>"No problem, I'll just remember this for the next time you need help.">Spike casts you a sly grin, upon which you make a derogatory gesture with your forelimbs>"Well, see ya around!""You too, my dude."
>You both part ways here, Spike going back to wherever he was before and you continuing your journey to Twilight>After some time spent recalling the pathways of the Crystal Castle™, you come to the door to Twilight's office>So, much like the last door you encountered, you give it a swift knock>The sound disappears from the air as swiftly as it was made, taking all sounds of business from the room within with it>After a second of waiting, you get a reply from the other side>"... Come in?">Well, that's what you were planning on doing>You open the door to find Twilight sitting in front of some papers on her desk, staring intently at you>"Anonymous, shouldn't you be going to class?""Technically, yes. However, today's a special day, so I decided to skip out on something I don't need help with to take care of something that I DO need help with."
>"I'm not doing anything illegal and you're going back to school as soon as we're done. Those are my conditions.""That works, and I'm calling in one of the favors you owe me to do this. Now that the formality's out of the way, shall we get down to it?"
>"Sure! What do you need?""I need help making a clockwork toothbrush."
>Twilight's jaw hangs open just a bit and her brow furrows as she tries to figure out exactly what you mean"I have an idea of how to make it, I just need you to do it for me since I don't have my hands anymore."
>"Then you're going to need to tell me exactly what you expect, because I have no clue what you're trying to do.""I'll explain on the way down to your lab."
>Twilight shrugs at your response as you open the door back into the hallway>As soon as you're both out of the office, you begin explaining your idea as you both begin walking"So, what I have in mind is- well, you know what I have in mind. What you don't know is how it should work, which is with a pullstring that tightens a spring that leads into a series of gear reductions that finishes off with a tiny gear spinning both really fast and off-balance."
>You look over towards the mare accompanying you to gauge her reaction>Contemplative silence, so far>After a few moments more, you get a go-ahead>"Continue."
>>268177"The tiny gear spinning that fast with an uneven load will cause it to vibrate, then causing the entire construct to vibrate with it. So then, after that, we have the entire thing mounted inside a waterproof casing that we can attach a disposable toothbrush head into. Got it?"
>Twilight nods a bit more before adding some ideas of her own>"Instead of the pullstring, how about we instead have a switch that releases a gear enchanted with perpetual motion that powers the whole machine? Then it doesn't have the issues of an opening that water can get into or the loss of power that happens as the reduction happens.""I didn't even know that was a thing, but yeah, that'll work!"
>"Alright! I think I know exactly how to do what you want me to, I just need a minute to check my supplies once we get there.""Cool. Oh, and one last thing: can you make the casing transparent so the mechanics can be seen?"
>"Sure, I've got some spare glass that I need to get rid of anyway. Any other things I should take into consideration?">You think to yourself for a moment until you remember one more thing that you'll need for this"Some ribbon to finish it off."
>"Ribbon? What for?""Well, in case you haven't guessed yet, this is a present."
>Twilight stares off into space ahead of you both, nodding to herself briefly>"Has it already been a year?""It has. Time flies, doesn't it?"
>Around this point, you both finally make it to the laboratory located in Twilight's basement>With all the explanations out of the way and the plan set forth, a quick check of the supplies held within the storage section of this immense room is made and construction of the device begins>Two squares of glass are brought over, melted with magic, and set into the proper forms via telekinetic force>The necessary gears are brought over, assembled into the casing, and integrated into a switch brought over from another part of storage>Enchantments are cast, switches placed into casings, casings glued together, and the entire thing given a test run with you as the willing dummy>Everything works fantastic!>Twilight brings over your last component, a length of ribbon, which you tie into a bright red bow to the best of your ability>With everything taken care of, you place the completed toothbrush into your saddlebag"Thanks for this, Twi, I'll make sure Colgate knows who helped me with it!"
>"No problem! Now, with all that taken care of, isn't there somewhere you need to be?">Well, time to hold up your end of the bargain"Alright, send me off!"
>You strike a dramatic pose as Twilight casts a teleportation spell, dropping you instantly in the middle of the classroom>Some time later...>You're on the way home from school now>You had to burn a favor to make sure Cheerilee didn't tell Colgate about your late arrival, but other than that, everything went well>Now, all that's left to do is to hand over your gift!>As soon as you get back to the house, you open the door and carefully extract your brainchild from your saddlebag>A few scuffs and smudges, but it's okay>Good thing you didn't screw this up, imagine how much that would suck!>Now, all you have to do is lay low until Colgate's done with her appointments>You use the time to do your homework and, when that's finished, continue your practice with standing on two legs>One of these days you'll be back to your old self, you aren't letting your basic human skills degrade until then!>However, your concentration is broken by the sound of the door opening and you fall over backwards>CRASH
>>268178>You fall into the desk, forced to watch in slow motion as the toothbrush falls over and shatters upon touching the wooden floor beneath you>>fuck>FUCK>You take a deep breath, holding it all in for as long as it takes for you to push all these feelings back down>While you're doing this though, you hear your own door open>"Anon, are you alright? I heard something fall over and break!">You sigh as Colgate looks down towards the mess of glass and gears sitting in front of you"Yeah, I'm fine; your present isn't, though. Sorry about that."
>You continue to stare down at the mess before you as Colgate walks up to you>"Present?""Yeah, since it's been a year since you took me in. I asked Twilight to help me make you something, but I ended up breaking it just now when I fell over."
>Colgate places a hoof around you, pulling you in close to her>"It's fine! I'm sure that if Twilight made it, she can fix it. If it makes you feel any better, I'll go see her over the weekend and get it fixed. The most important part is that you're still okay.">You look up to the blue mare and wrap your forelegs around her as much as you can, placing your face over her spearmint-scented shoulder"I guess so. I still would've liked to give it to you myself, but that works too. I mean, Twilight and I worked all morning on it and now it's just a safety hazard on the floor! Come on, man!"
>Colgate giggles a bit at your exaggerated outrage and choice of words before responding>"Don't worry, I'll get the dustpan and clear it all away.">After letting go and getting out of the way of the sweeping, Colgate asks you one final question>"Do you mind if I ask what it was?""Not at all. It was supposed to be a clockwork toothbrush, a toothbrush that was supposed to vibrate as a result of a string of gears that created the vibrations. The outside was made of glass so that you could see inside it, but that also made it brittle."
>"That does sound like a neat idea. I just have one other thing to say, though.""What's that?"
>"Since you took the morning to make this, how about you take Saturday morning to catch up on what you missed in class while I get it repaired?">You sigh again, only now realizing that you blew two favors only to come out the other side with a pile of glass and a punishment that you only have yourself to blame for>Darn
>>268179And as always, I can only get better with good feedback, so please help me to get better by feeding me criticism or telling me to off myself or suck a dick or something, whatever you think is appropriate for the quality of my work.
>>268180Seems nicely done to me. Only real nitpick I came up with is perhaps something telling it was placed on the desk it later falls from, for context, but that's a low priority sort of detail in my opinion. Perhaps
>>268182 will have others, perhaps not.
>>268183Yeah, I admit I kinda rushed things a bit and made a mistake there. I'll make sure not to make the same mistake in the future and I'll make a correction in the pastebin version.
On the plus side she's pretty experienced as a caretaker already, but having Sweetie Belle technically be an "aunt" would be weird
>>268123REEEEEEE I don't want you as a sibling
>>268131Delightfully dark
>>268156Patrician channel
>>268170Chances are if you're posting on an Anonfilly thread you need a drill sergeant mom>>268179Acute
>>268123>>268189Looking forward to that green you mentioned now. Rarity having to deal with two Anonfillies.
>>268101>>268123>>268189Not only I get /trash/'s waifu I also need to share the place with two other fillies? Screw Rarity generosity on adopting so many fillies, REEEEEEEEEE
>>268196Forgot pic
and flag
>>268196Could be worse. I tried it again to what I might get instead just for fun and…let's just say a drunkard would be the best option.
>>268201One way or another >rape is going to happen
>>268201Berry would probably give really good snuggles.
>Momfu vows to turn her life around and quit drinking for you>The fillies at school beat you up and an FPS worker sees the bruises when she comes to check in on you>Both you and Berry tell her it wasn't her, but she thinks you've just been prepped to cover for her>FPS repossess you because they think your momfu is abusing you>Tfw you find out she drank herself to death two months later>Tfw nopony ever adopts you again
>>268215It's good to see more greens even with sad feels.
>>268215>>268216I would prune this, if I could do so without violating terms. Berry is a good hoers, and filly doesn't deserve to be alone. e_e
>>268225The filly thinks she deserves to be alone, which is all the more reason she doesn't
>>268156Nice very cool. It's a shame momfu doesn't believe. Is a gud momfu giving a fun family time. At least Lyra believes. A while collection.
>>268177That's a good momfu caring more for filly than the object.
>>268179Poor anon. In the end, it's just Purple's world.
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
>>268112>Oh boy I'm in Equestria.>In the ponyville orphanage. It's run down, but has a sad old home feeling to it. There aren't any orphans besides other Anon fillies.>The worn bunk bed really isn't all that bad.>Just like in the green I wrote about and the prompt.>Magic doesn't want to budge.>Chaos magic isn't tangible like what I wrote either.>Honestly expecting fiction to come to life is a long shot, but I'm in motherfucking Equestria.>Things could be a lot worse.>On the plus side I've never been as healthy as I am now.>Even if it's as a mini midget horse.>Then a pony knocks.>Everyone goes quiet. Including some fags scissoring stop.>Roseluck walks in.>After talking to the kindly matron she picks up some filly on the otherside of the building.>A moment of silence for filly not getting her favorite momfu.>on the other hand..."Narrative forces have been broken rejoice!"
>"I bet 20 good filly points! Woohoo!">"Did Roseluck have a horn?">"Where's the cashout stash.">Another pony knocks.>That's odd. It's way too soon for another to show up.>it's Roseluck, she talks to the matron.>Someone standing closerby eavesdropping on them shouts.>"Oh shit fillies Bug Queen took filly!">"Everybody panic!">Fillies start running, and the real Roseluck collapses. She might have tripped on a filly."AHHH!"
>Stupid filly body not cooperating.>"The horror! The horror!">Then Discord appears, and starts screaming with us.>Ten minutes later.>The manhunt for Chryislis, and our fellow Anon began.>"Since I have to. What else about that one?">Twilight teleported here pretty quickly to stop Discord.>After everyone started screaming Several other ponies came to check what was going on.>"You've read all the files already?">Then they spread the word about the bug.>"Y-yeah. She likes writing spookey stories, but she does it for her friends.">Narrative casualty is still on the table, and the horrible implications.>"Skimming through it even had plants in some parts.">"I still can't believe this is legally binding. The competition would be over by then.">"I'm sorry deary it's a flawless magic signature. In about a month this will all be resolved, and you never know. You might come together as family. She's somewhat eccentric compared to some of her peers.""The betting pool isn't dead yet. Hope is still a possibility."
>"Hello little one I'm going to be you're mommy for a few months.">Taking a quick look around everyone else gave Roseluck, and I alot of space."Me?"
>"Indeed silly filly. The bad b-bug pony lied about you being adopted by me so I am adopting you.""That's fucking stupid."
>She gasps at my command of language.>"Could you not curse please? We will have to live togther at least until they fix it.">The elderly matron trots over.>"Or dearies you want to keep the adoption.""We have to do this until they figure things out?"
>"Until then, or they'll enforce the jurisdiction.">I wonder why.>"Lawyer pony magic to stop the yearly noble adopt and drop tax reduction scheme.">Old mare mind reading tricks I tell you!>"And don't let none of the whipper snappers forget.">So Roseluck became my guardian.>"Don't cause trouble for the poor dear.""You got it old mare."
>>268238I actually have a story structure this time that should lead to a conclusion instead of the narrative blackhole.
Here's some poner.
Bitches loves sticks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkUkFNYtoaw
>>268239Good job. Keep it goin'.
>>268191I started working on it, but it wasn't coming together as well as I had hoped. I'll try it again later, it's too late to get it done on mother's day here anyways.
>>268290Lol that fucking filename, you autist
It's qt
>>268170A bit late, but I thought I'd try my hand at some green
>you awaken to the sound shrill sound of the alarm clock, bane of comfy fillies everywhere>as you groggily get out of bed, you look out your window and can see the first traces of light dawning over the horizon>living in Cloudsdale, you probably have a better view of the sunrise than most>at least that’s what you tell yourself to find a silver lining in waking up at the crack of dawn>you never were much of a morning person, but since finding your way to Equestria in the body of a small pegasus filly and getting adopted by the leader of the Wonderbolts herself, it’s all part of your new morning routine
>and part of that routine is making sure your bed is fit for inspection every morning>you make sure the sheets are tucked tight, covers folded, and pillows fluffed, and then topping it off with your [favorite Princess] plushie set neatly in front of the pillow>as Celestia shines the sun’s first rays into your room, your horse mom enters as if on cue>“RISE AND SHINE, CUPCAKE!” >you make your way to the foot of your bed and stand at attention >“The Princess has elected to raise the sun and give us this beautiful day, and all without so much as a thank you!”“THANK YOU, PRINCESS!”
>”At ease.”>you relax a bit as Spitfire inspects your bed pausing briefly to give a small salute and “Your Majesty” to your plush>”It seems the Princess and I are both satisfied with your work. Now, give me 20 wing-ups and freshen up, and breakfast will be waiting when you’re done.”>even with all the time you’ve spent in your new body, your mind has yet to fully adapt to having two prehensile appendages sticking out of your back>even so, you power through your workout and head to the bathroom before heading downstairs>after downing your protein filled breakfast, you grab your saddle bags and head out for some flight practice>you had been taking some flight classes with a few other fillies and colts that a retired Wonderbolt had been teaching>Spitfire had said something about it being good for pegasi to learn to fly with others>the class finishes up around lunch, and normally you’d meet up with your friends for a while, but today you had other plans>you head across the street to a local café and take a seat while you wait for your contact>finally you spot a familiar blue stallion wearing an aviator’s jacket and sunglasses and wave him down“Hey, Soarin’! Over here!”
>he makes his way to your table and sits across from you and sets a shopping bag on the table>”As requested, one bag of arts and craft supplies for a Mother’s Day surprise.”“Thanks, bro! I knew I could count on you.”
>you take out the supplies and begin working on your project while Soarin’ orders some lunch for the two of you>your plan is to make a heart shaped medal with “World’s Best Mom” on it and Spitfire’s cutie mark stitched on the ribbon>your hooves aren’t exactly the easiest thing to work with, and while Soarin’ offers to help with the stitching, you used to be a grown ass man with hands, and you’ll be damned if you don’t see this through on your own>as you finish up, you take a good look at your handiwork>the stitching is a bit rough and you could only fit “Best Mom” with your mouthwriting on the front of the medal, but all in all, you’d say you’re proud of it>you sign the back “Love Anon” and place it in a decorated gift box and put it in your bag>as you do, Soarin’ passes you a styrofoam container>”Got you a slice of pie for the road.”“Thanks. And thanks again for helping with this.”
>”No problem. The ‘Bolts are all like family so if you ever need anything, don’t hesitate to ask. Now if you’ll excuse me, Rainbow Dash is in charge of the recruits today and I do not want to miss this.”>the two of you take your leave and you head back home
>>268294>as you make it home, Spitfire is already waiting for you>”SURPRISE BAG INSPECTION!”>of all the days, but you know better than to try to fight it and relinquish your bag and its secret contents>she shuffles around in your bag a moment and pulls out the styrofoam box containing your sweet treat>”ANONYMOUS! WHAT IS THIS?”“It’s a pie, ma’am.”
>”A pie? Where did you get a pie?”“Soarin’ gave it to me.”
>”He did, huh? And do you two often meet up alone?”>crap, should have lied“N-no! We, uh, just sort of ran into each other. He was getting lunch and had pie and I was hungry so I stopped to say hi and he gave me a slice.”
>”Uh-huh. Well, we’ll see if you can earn this dessert for after dinner.”>you had hoped the pie would be enough of a distraction to get away with the gift to surprise her with later, but your mom’s thoroughness prevailed as she pulled the second box from your bag>”And now what’s this?”“Well, it was going to be a surprise, but, uh…happy Mother’s Day.”
>she opens the box and takes the hoof-crafted gift out to examine“I know it’s not much or the best but-“
>”ANON! What have I told you about selling yourself short!”>she points to the cutie mark stitching>”You see this? This has so much love in it, that even Princess Cadance would blush. In fact, I bet this thing is radiating enough love every Changeling and Queen Chrysalis herself will be drawn to it. I’m going to have to keep this on me at all time to make sure they don’t try to steal it.”>you smile as you get an idea“And what if I AM a changeling and already stole it, and now I’m here for your love too?”
>she takes a ready stance as she returns your smile>”Is that so?”>in the blink of an eye, you are lifted off the ground, into the air, and carried across the room to the couch where you are plopped down on your back>before you can regain your senses, Spitfire begins a deadly assault of tickles>curse these pegasi and their extra fluffy feathers>”Give up fiend, you don’t stand a chance against Equestria’s best flyers!”>you’ve had about as much as your filly body can take and find enough breath to call your surrender“You win! Take your daughter back!”
>”Anon, you’re safe from the nasty Changelings.”“Thanks for saving me, mom.”
>”Well, I had to earn that medal somehow.”>she looks over at the clock>”It’s still a bit early, and since I’ve got the day off, what do you say we go out and get some ice cream and watch Crash traumatize some recruits?”“Sounds awesome!”
>”I knew you’d like that.”>you and Spitfire sit on the stands along the Academy’s track licking your ice cream cones as you watch Dash fly circles around some exhausted recruits as she barks out orders even a seasoned Wonderbolt would have trouble keeping up with>”You know, one day, that’ll be you out there.”>you take a moment to fantasize about all the fun you could have teaching the new blood when you get a sudden feeling in the pit of your stomach and turn to face your mom“You mean as an instructor, r-right?”
>she simply smiles as she looks on and takes a long lick of her ice cream“Thank you for being an awesome mom and turning my life around more than you know.”
>she wraps a wing around you and pulls you in closer>”And thank you for being an awesome daughter and softening up her mean ol’ mom.”>”Mom was right, Mother’s Day really is the best day of the year.”>and with that, the two of you enjoy the rest of your afternoon spectacle in peace>”SHIT! I FORGOT TO WRITE MOM!”
>>268294>>268295W H O L E S O M E
>>268294>>268295I smiled hard at that end, solid writing
>>268294>>268295I didn't expect this much feel good in one green, but you did it. Packed with solid characterization, and a loveable attitude.
>>268289I'm excited to see what you do Lone. It's always a treat.
>Filly buys zigger gear
>Suicidal, figures a crowd full of dindus would be a good way to go
>Starts screaming ooga booga over and over again at the top of her lungs
>The crowd is going wild, but not like she hoped
>Afterwards several ponies ask her how she was able to so seamlessly emulate zebra culture
>Inducted into rap hall of fame
>>268328>Inducted into rap hall of fameCelestia is not impressed.
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
>>268328>wigger fillyLet the apple's worm do the talking.
>>268328>emulate zebra cultureTwilight wants a little talk with filly.
>>268342>implying spankings would go any way other than pic related
>>268345Momma Flutters always has The Stare.
>>268294>>268295It's appreciated poner.
Thanks.
>>268178>>268177>>268179>enchanted with perpetual motion that powers the whole machineI'm calling bullshit there. Otherwise, nice job.
>>268238>Y-yeah. She likes writing spookey stories, but she does it for her friends.Aww.
>>268123>>268189>>268196>>268191"Oh, come on. Do we have to bring Lone along? She clearly doesn't want to go, and there's no way you're going to get her in one of those dresses unless you restrain her."
>"Yes, we have to. My parents and Sweetie Belle will be there, and I promised them all that they'd get to see the three little fillies I adopted.">You groan and facehoof, narrowly avoiding your horn."No."
>"Well then, I guess you'll have to wash the... ah-sigh-ee berries out of the earth pony's coat while I talk to her.">You look over at the Brazilian faggot, her face, neck, hooves and well, mostly everything covered in purple juice.>She gives you a sly grin and says something in her incomprehensible jungle-speak tongue.>You do manage to catch a 'motherfucker' somewhere in there, probably mixed in with her native language so that Rarity won't give her a good mouth-soaping.>Cheeky bastard."Alright, let me get my net."
>Lone, of course, lives in the basement of Rarity's boutique like the fucking bastard cocksucking faggot she is.>God dammit Rarity, why did you let the youngest filly (allegedly) pick her room first? The basement was prime real-estate.>Stooping under a pipe that's slowly leaking hot water, you come to her door.>There's a sign scrawled in what you can only guess is shitty handwriting compounded into an English major's (lol) worst nightmare by a lack of hands.>You can just barely make out a few lines.>'Loneis room'?>'Enter if you dore'>Loneis? Dore?>Probably her name and dare, whatever.>You knock firmly."Rarity wants you upstairs, now."
>"I'm not coming unless she lets me go as is.""I haven't even seen you yet this morning and I already know that your mane is a mess, you've got bags under your eyes, and the hair on your face is probably all matted with drool."
>She stops for a second.>"Shut up, cuck. You can't make me come out anyways.">You just groan, pulling out a few bobby pins from your mane and getting to work on the lock.>It's a bit trickier than it was when you had a set of hands to work with, but all you have to do is tension and rake.>Luckily the locks on Rarity's doors are ass, you'd have to talk to her about that later.>Your tension pushes the cylinder and you push open the door soon after.>You don't want to know what half of the stains around her room are.>There's a half-built mechanism in the corner that looks to be a prototype crossbow that shoots... bottles?>There are various cleaners strewn about, the room's state of disarray implying a more sinister use is planned for their chemical components. >The only clean part of her room is the leather-bound book that contains her collected works as a writefag.>You wouldn't know what it was if you didn't get one too, it felt strange to see your shitposts and one-offs embossed into smoothed papyrus.>Something about how your combined efforts were worth celebrating, but you expect there's a bit more to share than that.>Even the green you wrote on the /trash/ threads was there, and retrieving that wouldn't have been trivial.>Like most things Twilight mentions in passing, you doubt it'll be explained.>Some knowledge is dangerous.>Speaking of which, she's trying to hide under the fucking bed.>"Are you retarded? That's the worst spot you could've picked.">You groan and drag her out by the tail, squirming.>Huh, something's->You can't see.>You can't hear.>Something bumps into you and you lose your balance."Motherfucker!"
>You feel rope on your left hoof and you blindly slap at the air with your magic.>Maybe a bit too hard.>You don't really hear it as much as you feel it, but something sails across the room and hits the wall hard.>Fuckfuckfuckfuck.>...>You stand next to Brazilfag in the hospital lobby.>"She's gonna be okay, right?""Yeah, yeah. Just a broken leg."
>"Aren't those usually grounds for euthanasia?""Yeah, on actual horses
dummy. We've got modern medical equipment that's tailor-fit for equines and magic, she'll be fine."
>"You don't seem very broken up about it.""I'm not. The fucker
flashbanged me."
>Rarity rounds a corner, looking exasperated.>"Well, she needs to stay the night and they'll be fitting her for a cast in a few minutes.">She nudges you, gently but forcefully.>"She wants to talk to you in particular, missy. I hope you have an apology ready.""SHE FUCKING FLASHBANGED ME."
>You storm down the hall until you find the one room with an opened door.>Despite the amount of pain you probably put her through, she almost seems to be enjoying it.>She grins at you, mane still a mess and her hospital gown far from Rarity's family-greeting affair.>"I'm 'sorry'.">"Apology accepted. I win.">Her face falls when she sees Rarity behind you, comb levitating above your head.>"Let's get that messy mane straightened out, the family will be here to visit in under ten minutes. Dear, you're lucky it was your back-leg you broke, I can still fit this dress on you!""Noooooo! REEEEEEEEEE!"
>It's your turn to grin as you form a small hand with your magic and wave as the little brat gets what she fucking deserves.>Cool fillies don't look at explosions.~Fin
>>268294>>268295Oh yeah, and this is great too. But I'm sure you already knew that.
>>268385Awesome, I like this style!
>>268385>"I'm 'sorry'.""Noooooo! REEEEEEEEEE!"
First was supposed to be from POV and second was supposed to be from Lone, fuck.
>>268387N-no u
>>268392Thanks. I don't make a habit of writing about named/identifiable fillies, but I'm always very careful when I do. Hopefully I didn't come off too self-aggrandizing or self-deprecating.
Edit request for pic related
>>268396>EditProbably easier to redraw from the ground up. With that kind of coloring it'd be a collosal pain in the ass, not to mention it's
shudder semi-anthro.
>>268385Noice. Fashion hoers somehow sticks to her promises. No matter how disfigured others are.
If this keeps up Purple will barge in like the koolaid man, and 'fix' the friendship problem.
>>268237Filly in pajamas is criminally underdrawn.
Filly after visiting Rarity.
Does anybody have that piece of fanart of anonfilly drawn like Toph? I need it for reasons.
>"I want some personal lessons miss Cheerilee~"
>"Come teach me some anatomy~"
>"Can I stay after class to help 'clean up'~?"
"N-No more of miss Twilight's fillies."
>"Spitfire could you take your sister flying dear?"
"Ma, I'm doing a event today, I can't."
>"Oh please, you act like she can fly enough make you work. You're supposed to be a ace, yet a filly can out do you? Really Spitf-"
"Alright ma! Ey Nonny! Come on, we're going for a quick soar!"
>"Really!?" A shrill voices cries out before a green blur comes tumbling down the stairs, stopping against a wall. "Oof! I'm okay!"
>You shake your head.
"This filly's as durable as Derpy... about as agile as her too."
>You get hit in the side by mom.
>"Hush. That girl speaks nothing but praise of you."
"Yeah."
>You groan.
"Come on Anon. Gonna try to get you to do a aileron roll."
>"Yes!" She cheers taking off out the house.
>>268350Filly is such a masochist.
>>268462Poor miss Cheerilee surrounded by lustful Anonfillers.
>>268463If all Anonfillies were that durable. Nice perspective.
>>268437Was able to find it. The associated tumblr account is dead of course, so I'm really glad an image was posted with it. The original text associated with the post appears to have been "Am I the only one who thinks Toph’s voice would be a solid match for Filly Anon?
The fact that one is a earth pony and the other is an earthbender is just a bonus"
>>268467>>268468Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches. We have seventy hours to live. For most men, no time at all. We are
not most men. We are
Fillies. We have no resources, but we have more than enough will. Let's make these hours count! Occult, collect everyone's dying wishes and put them in this bucket, please!
>>268470I want the bucket.
>>268467F
Cover your face filly.
>>268471When we are done, you may have it.
>>268470Yeah, sure no problem.
I've spent multiple days on this green with this reference, localized right here in this thread.
I'm glad I'm with fillies of culture.
>After saying my goodbyes and see you laters we walk down the blinding path to Roseluck's abode.
>"Everything is so cheerful today. Right Occult?"
>I'm not sure why I'm feeling so irritable.
"Yeah it's a whole barrel of laughs."
>Is it the sudden abduction, adoption, or the now draining adrenaline rush?
>"Here we are."
>One thing immediately noticeable is that it's one of the background houses.
>Nothing offensive, and it does look really nice.
>Matches the whole feeling of Ponyville, nothing really eye catching here.
>It's a nice cozy cottage looking place on the outside.
>With a small blooming hedge, and flower box outside of a window.
>Then we headed inside.
Planters, pottery junk, mirrors dangling precariously, and buckets
>Dear
>god
>there's more
>allergy central, with the immense amount of flowers
>"Welcome to my home. Breath talking isn't it?"
>Flora of variety of species, and I guess sub-species as well.
"Wow, You did all this?"
>"Yeah! I mean All-in-one the hoofy pony, Lily, and Daisy my coworkers and friends helped too,"
>then she mutters under her breath
>"maybe too much time with them if I'm picking up their habits."
>"I have an attic space that's big enough to be used as a bedroom, or you can bunk with me in my room for now. In any case I'm going to make something for lunch. Make yourself at home, and please don't touch the flowers."
>Roseluck's house could be described as modest, cozy, or homely.
"Sounds like a plan, I'll take a look at the attic."
>Every inch of free space has flowers, and careful notes on every planter.
>It's going to take forever to get anywhere in here without knocking anything over.
>Carefully I made my way to the shanty stairs.
>Slowly I head up, avoiding the flowers.
>Fucking hooves, and weird equine legs
>At least the whole house smells nice.
>Half way up I see a rather large whote flower right infront of my face.
"Ahh-chooo"
"Oh shit."
<Kr-Crash, thump thump thump thump
>"Occult..."
>It's down on the ground luckily unbroken.
"I'm fine. The white flowery flower thing is fine. Everything is just fine."
>Going up and down stairs, or ladders as a pony is a scary experience.
>Every section of the stairs (stationary ladder that's always about to snap) leading to the attic has plants, and floral cultures, and fucking pottery.
"You know when I said If I'd like my own bedroom?"
>She nods eyes tightening observing the localized disruption.
"I think being in your room would lead to less mishaps."
>She walks over righting the white flower giving it a gentle caress, then picks me up by my scruff.
>Setting me on the nice safe pony backside.
>Above the vegetative sea.
>"I couldn't agree more."
>Who needs a couch when there is perfectly good floor to faint on.
>Besides the flowers are always watching, moving far faster than plants back on Earth.
>I call earth pony bullshit.
>Still slow enough to be pretty plant-like, but still uncannily speedy.
>"The flower sandwich is ready, and the soup is still hot."
>Ah, now something I can really appreciate some good homemade grub.
"Thank you, Roseluck."
>Depositing me on the wood chair Roseluck took to the opposite side.
>"Please, call me Rose we'll be living together for a while."
>Then I bite the sandwich.
>Cardboard, vanilla, and a hint of jasmine.
>Swallowing I try the soup.
>Feels like disappointment, and failure.
>Slightly minty.
>"How is it? I used some of my own homemade vegetable flower stock."
>That's one hell of a happy goofy smile.
>Words tumble out of my mouth before I realize I'm not shutting up.
"It tastes like physical depression, and unhelpful cynicism. The sandwich has little body, but is edible because of the jasmine and vanilla flavor."
>I cover my mouth.
>Fuck this filly body.
>Her hurt look actually stings.
"I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that while sometimes I am fully cognizant. Partial thoughts tumble out against my will."
"I appreciate everything you have done Rose. Taking me in, welcoming into your home, feeding me, fixing my failings, and being a good person in general."
>I quickly clarify.
"A good pony."
>I don't know what to make of her facial expression.
>"Is the soup good?"
>Oh dear lie, or tell the truth
"It's... I'm a bit biased, in my previous life I have tasted many dishes. None of them exhibited the flavors and combinations of feelings these foods invoke. I know it may not sound good, but I've never in all my time experienced anything like this before."
"There is room for improvement."
"I like the mint flavor in it."
>She gives a sad sniffle.
>"I dropped the ladle, after brushing my teeth this morning, in the soup pot."
"Ah."
>I feel like a huge dick.
>I am a huge dick.
>fuck
>I eat my sandwich and soup hoping they were my words.
>She just eats as well.
>I'm finished with this
"Can I have a second serving?"
>I'm a glutton for punishment, but to see a smile would make this worth it.
>>268475Nice little read.
>>268481What happen filly?
>>268487Oh fluttershy, it was horrible! Back when I was born... Jews stole my foreskin!
>>268470I just want a
hug
>"Christ you nigger, couldn't you have gotten a strap-on that's a size or three smaller?"
When I was not a filly, I found it rather silly
To think that I would be a pony here one day
I had fanfics to read, didn't think that I should even heed
threats of Marehood would leave me here to stay
You should be careful what you ask for, I don't know if this life's for meeee!
I'm a pony, trapped here forever!
Now my pe-nis is gone and my links to home are severed
And though I'm oh so far a way, I wish that I could saaay,
That I wasn't trapped here foreveeeeer
and now I see that I'm really not, so cleveeeeeer
>>268514Sure filly.
>>268523Easy filly, everypony will give you a helping hoof.
>>267997Diaperfags
>>>/out/
>>268520Take another look at the pic; that's no strap-on
>>268475>I have an attic space that's big enough to be used as a bedroom, or you can bunk with me in my room for now.>"I think being in your room would lead to less mishaps."qt, you'd better write some comfy momfu snuggles
>"It tastes like physical depression, and unhelpful cynicism. The sandwich has little body, but is edible because of the jasmine and vanilla flavor."kek, looks like Occult is fighting hard to take the title of most autistic writefilly. Nice update.
>>268523To explain your relocation
There's a simple explanation:
You're a toymaker's creation
Trapped inside a show for kids!
And whichever way your wander
Know ponyville is over yonder
This new chance you shouldn't squander
As we sing this silly song
When I wasn't yet a filly, I didn't know it would be so tricky
So I told a man you can do your worst,
If you can make me a mare then you'd be the first
So I got myself in-to this mess, hope they-don't make me wear a dress.
Now my memories are absurd and I think they all misheard,
But I still know the words to this song.
When you're throat is feeling strangled
And your foreleg has been mangled
Don't listen to the jangle
Of the bell that tolls for thee
Cause the chords are hypnotizing
and this whole world's harmonizing
So now Green please stop your crying
And Just sing along with me!
>>268537You sure about that?
>>268542This poner is a poet.
>>268543I've never heard of a strap-on without any straps
>>268520
>>268547And so the meme was born.
>>268546Futafags deserve the electric chair.
>>268556>>268558I can't believe there's actually a circumstance under which pony is disallowed on /mlpol/
>>268561It's not disallowed per say, it's just severely bullied for its degeneracy and being a gateway to the globo-homo agenda
>>268564This.
>>268561Gay pony porn isn't banned either, you'll just get called a faggot for posting it if it isn't lesbian. (As you should be.)
>>268572>when you're a nazi but gays are actually fine but only when they're lesbians because that's pretty hot
>>268574Yes, those are in fact the community-set rules; and you can fuck off to /lgbt/ if you have a problem with that.
>>268575First, those aren't part of the rules, and second, I was clearly just poking fun
If you can't take a bit of banter maybe (You) need to run on back
>>268575Aryanne knows the way.
>>268577Boxes are plenty of fun for a little filly
>>268568What a shock.
As the posts fuel the filly fire here are some instructional steps for funsies.
>>268580This is getting out of hooves.
>>268583>Horseface is an ancient ceremonial mask used in the exorcism of potentially malicious spirits>also known as>faggots"Sup Purple."
>>268462>>268465This feel appropriate to post this now from the archive.
>>268594>threatens to rape a guy for wanting a cigwhat a fag
>>268587Derpy as a mom might be the best.
>>268599Hath my eyes deceive me? Has the Rusky drawfag of legend returned to us?
>>268596Prison changes you.
>>268385>...>"Well then, I guess you'll have to wash the... ah-sigh-ee berries out of the earth pony's coat while I talk to her.">You frown, but it quickly morphs into a grin as an idea pops up"Qualé mané eu tenho nome! E deixa eu me divertir em paz sua filha da puta, aposto que você só é branca assim por tar encrostada em gozo"
>Rarity just raised an eyebrow at you>Wasn't the first time you used your native tongue to shit talk her, but she was never sure how to react>It wasn't quite the reaction you expected, so you decided to keep fishing on your fellow filly>You lay your thicc earth pony self on her side before sensually saying>"Lambe meus cascos como um picolé que eu devolvo o favor mais tarde potrinha~">But she didn't gave you the pleasure of a reaction, just the usual eye roll>"Alright, I'll get my net">You mlem at her with a giggle, as rarara levitates you off to your bath"Hey I'm a grown man, I can bathe myself!"
>"I should take you to Twilight to check if there's something wrong, those weird things you say, and what with being a "man"...what even is a man?""Are you even listening? Release me woman! REEEEEE"
>...Just felt like adding the part with junglespeak for fun, been a while since i got a prompt from the thread, and don't worry about the self-aggrandizement/deprecating, it's fine
Also
>2 unicorns>Not one of each tribeYour bias for boneheads sure was showing here
>"But the magic slap"Could've been with the net while it was tied to one of the wings, to lift and be able to fly, a pony's wing sure must be pretty darn strong
Also I need more Spitfire and Filly, that one was top qt
"Who are we?!"
>"Writefags!"
>"The bane of pseuds!"
>"I gotta pee!"
"What don't we have?"
>"Drawfags!"
>"Allowances?"
>"Pee breaks!"
>You gesture for the full-bladdered filly to exit the circle before continuing.
"What is our charge?"
>"To breathe life into text!"
>"To stand on the shoulders of giants!"
>"To beat the typewriter into submission!"
"What will never perish as long as we persist?"
>"The thread!"
>"The eternal soul of filly!"
>"The dreams and nightmares of fillification."
Keep on keeping on. You're doing great writefag.
>>268607
I'm gonna say it, since our resident crusader isn't here.
Kill yourself pedophile
>>268607
Kill yourself actual pedophile
>>268608Alas, the one time he could have actually contributed
Any of you ever see any of those pedo posts appearing in other threads? So far I've only seen them appear in this one.
>>268611A couple of other threads including
>>>/sp/, but I'm pretty quick at reporting them and a mod seems to be on at all times. I don't know if it's the same (((guy))) who's using CP to take down other chans.
>>268612Hmmm, I wonder then: If we make a new thread, will this one continue to get spammed with it, or will it change to the new thread with us? Also, anybody have any ideas on how to get that thing away from the site entirely?
>>268613well then, cancel my post at
>>268614If it is that guy, do you think there's any way we could get to use this against him?
>>268615Site admins have his IP address but if he has a brain at all he's using a VPN or proxy. The advantages of a site dedicated to anonymity apply also to bad actors, otherwise the anonymity would not be totally reliable. There may be another way, though.
>>268616maybe we can bring this up on /qa/?
>>268614There's no practical way to stop it if you have the technical knowhow, how do you think Barneyfag was a problem all the years he was?
>>268616>The information of the users is sacred and shall not be used outside of needs by administration, we don't even have access to IP addresses from the users, we keep no logs, not even error logs, outside of what the website provides us directly.
>>268604Excellent green friend.
>Also I need moreSamehere (You)r green is good and I want more.
>>268606Here here to the ever lasting crusade to create!
>>268613>>268614>>268615>>268616>>268617>>268618>>268619Oh dear I'll be more vigilant.
>>268576>It was just a joke guise! Haha, I'm not really a flaming homosexual fudgepacker, I just play one on muh 4chan clone!Lul
>>268632>g-guise, that post with the smug reaction image was definitely completely serious!Really now, are you even trying?
>>268645Green filly was first.
>>268646Let the snowflakes show how cool and different they are.
>>268645I can tell you're the futanigger by your distinct posting style, telling people to stop going at it because you're losing isn't an effective strategy.
A match made in Valhalla.
>>268648Sure, whatever helps you calm your fillytits
Doesn't matter either way to me as long as y'all are done with it
>>268648>implying I'm losingYou're the one who began by whining about the
earthshattering existence of futafags like me
>>268648>>268653>>268654You two have already gone past the point where you're just 69ing for (You)s, which makes you both equally gay
>>268653I'm just saying it's gay as fuck and doesn't belong in a thread where part of the
central fucking concept is that a man has had his dick removed by becoming a little filly>>268655No, it makes you gayer because you're still samefagging.
>>268665I never knew you were the sole and final arbiter of what does and doesn't belong in the Anonfilly thread
By the way, that other guy isn't me
>>268653>>268665Shut the fuck up you two, this entire thread is degenerate, arguing about degrees is the most pointless fucking thing I've ever seen come out of it.
>Daiperfaggotry? Nah, that's fine, but futa is crossing the line!Shut up, just fucking shut up. If any one of you are gonna take a stand against degeneracy, you'd better fucking be prepared to argue about all of it, including the premise of this thread considering it's technically tranny shit. Jesus fucking christ.
>>268667>Australia of all people pipes up to put an end to thisfucking based
>>268667>That moment when Australia comes up to tell fags to stop shitpostingWhat times we live in...
>>268666See pic.
>>268667I'd rather not add more degeneracy on top of the pile of it we already have, though. Diaperfaggotry is bad enough, but what you're implying is like saying that just because a sewer is full of shit there's no consequence to adding more of it until it overflows and people are walking around in raw sewage. Besides, we've had plenty of time to acclimate to filly being a man in a little girl's body, not to mention the fact that it's usually
played for comedy.>>268669It stings a bit, doesn't it?
>>268667>Be a bored filly>All you have is these blocks>They just said that the adoption paperwork would take forever and left you alone.>Be Momfu>"Ma'am I'm sorry, but look at this psychological profile.">"What ever she went through is absolutely criminal.">You can't help, but watch and listen to her 'play'>"This is no small task. If you're sure sign here.">pic related.>Be Anon"You're done?"
>"Yep, I'm your new mommy.""Yay!"
>>268671Aww...
>Filly goes to psychologist>Filly builds two towers out of blocks>Knocks one over>Psych asks why>"The griffons did it."
>>268670Fine, but if you're gonna make it your personal mission to clean up the sewer, we're gonna expect you to step up and argue over every little bit of degeneracy that shows itself.
>>268674I'll do my best, Emu-chan.
>>268670I hadn't known about that feature before now, but now that I look at it, it doesn't remove the (You)s from replies, only the ones next to the name on your own posts
>>268670>>268675We both know you aren't even going to try, especially when it comes to your preferred types of degeneracy.
The least you could do is cut out your holier-than-thou attitude, since we're all already degenerates of one sort or another here on this Canadian Nazi horsefucking forum.
>>268676Nice try. If you reload the page after clicking it then it removes every (You) associated with that post, but I'm sure you already knew that.
>>268677>Waah we're all the same so why don't we just get along?!You sound like one of those obnoxious MAGApede shitstains that had a hand in the ruination of /pol/; just because we share one or two commonalities doesn't mean you're welcome here.
>>268679>doesn't mean you're welcome hereDo you FEEL in charge?
>>268681I can keep at this shit for weeks, maybe months. I don't need to have some sort of authority bestowed upon me, my powers are in persistence.
>>268679Never said we should all get along, especially since you clearly won't for as long as you keep that holier-than-thou attitude. I'm only saying you shouldn't be a hypocrite about degeneracy when you've got your own in no short supply.
Can everypony just knock it off?
Sounds like some fillies need their changing.
>>268683And how would you know anything about my degeneracy?
>>268685Changing? No. Changing out? Well...
>>268682Are you SURE about that?
>>268684Sorry Anon, but the autism of some people is just too powerful.
Maybe he'll get tired eventually, but until then we'll just have to endure.
>>268688 (checked)
I guess your authority is final...
grumble
>>268687>The face Twilight's making is one of disgust because she can see what Anon's doing in the schoolyard from her treehouse.>She wants to pull the trigger and put a stop to that little faggot's shit.
>>268691I'm not here to dictate to the fillies. I LOVE the fillies. What I wont abide is one filly trying to posture that another filly isn't welcome. No one has that privilege around here, even if one or both are degenerates.
cuz let's be real, filly is always at least a little degenerate
>>268676Friendly reminder that Futa is gay because it's still a penis no matter what it's attached to.
Fantasizing about sucking "girl" dick is gay. Fantasizing about being a futa woman and fucking lesbians isn't, because you're the one having the penis not the one lusting over the penis like a faggot.
>>268697>Fantasizing about being a futa woman and fucking lesbians isn'tIt is in my book. But let's put this matter to rest and keep posting fillies.
>>268695Just like abuse, filly's lack of cock goes back to the very beginning. I don't like seeing people try to undermine what I like about the thread, and it's not like I have any power here. I really don't think this is a situation where staff should be getting involved, no offense. Just another argument.
>>268702I think it'd be funny if Twilight monkeypawed Anon's wish to have his dick back for a day to fuck with his head.
>>268703That actually would be kind of funny.
>>268702Just like every other time this argument has cropped up, the only thing that's core to Anonfilly is Anon being a filly. Beyond that, anybody's free go in whatever direction they choose with it.
You're still free to like whatever you want with it, but anybody else can do the same, and there's no need to fault them for that.
Now have a hug LonePone, it'd be much better to see you happy than angry or sad.
>>268705Who fucking says I'm Lone you asswipe?
>>268706Lone's known for being a massive abusefag, so even if you aren't him you're more than likely a fan of his.
>>268702Appreciated and acknowledged. I'm just here to curtail the gatekeeping (and to spank KYS filly), do carry on.
>>268701You've never imagined yourself fucking the gay out of a lesbian?
>>268702Fillyposters should be free to post anything involving filly, no matter how controversial.
I just hope that doesn't end up opening the doors to scatfags. I hate those fags.
>>268710scat is a shit fetish tbh
>>268710>Fillyposters should be able to post anything involving filly, no matter how controversial>I just hope that doesn't end up opening the doors to scatfagsIf ever there was a scenario for a "which button" meme
>>268665Kek, that's a gem of a pic. Couldn't find it on DB so that just makes it rarer.
>>268673Anonfilly uses the Griffons' tricks against them!
Uno meme when?
>"Art thou winning daughter?"
>>268718Freedom in a nutshell, I suppose.
Anyway, anonfilly idea:
What if anonfilly is redpilled, but Equestria is a literal fantasy-land where only bluepill logic can work and ziggers actually were turned good overnight by pony friendship?
>>268743>Freedom in a nutshellMore or less; freedom is either absolute or becomes gradually eroded to nothing
>>268411 →>>268744 →"Twilight we're losing alot of land."
>Purple's hoof rubs your filly head.>The command area had the right amount of space and amenities to do everything.>"There are more important things than cheap land.">She gestures to the barracks and the emergency tents.>"We have never lost a single pony in any conflict.">A gasp escapes from you.>"Everyone in our great nation is our friend, and we never needlessly waste our friends lives.">You know each of your soldiers, friends by name.>That's not quite right. The reports had a different message.>"Rebuilding every time may take some time and hard work, but abandoning the principals of friendship must not happen.""But, ponies died."
>"I said we never lost a single pony. Those heroes will be remembered, and we won't let their sacrifice be in vain.">She looks into your eyes.>"Every single soldier out there is already dead Anon, and that includes us. We won't let them be a casualty of our own doing by incompetence, bureaucracy, or ignorance.">Images of your friends come to mind.>Brutalized by paperwork, and an unfeeling lifeless worker.>"Remember our lessons Anonymous.">"Every soldier is equipped with emergency teleportation sigils.">All the reports are about 'deaths'."I- Twilight."
>In her lecturing tone she says three words.>"Battle of Hoofsinaty.">Oh."Out maneuver them."
>"Yes, we have them exactly where we want them. They are tired, the land they occupy is trapped, and mentally exhausting. They can't get water without being decimated.">Griffs, and Ziggers would sooner rip each other apart than to have the sacrifice, discipline, or friendship necessary to escape."They're fucked."
>"Yes, unless we retreat.""I'm sorry Twilight."
>"It's my fault I should have granted you access to the observery, and front line accounts. Even with the dangers.">Her gentle smile says everything.>"With the only available information I would have made the same decision at your age.">You puff up slightly.>She's grinning.>"I stand by what I said."
>>268753>You puff up slightly.That's my filly.
>>268767Release filly, you human.
>>268769>you humanWow, rude much?! They are only exercising their right to be degenerate together. Pet play is a common fetish don't you know?
I'm sure some of you degenerates know what this is for.
Easy fucking edit. She just needs the text tool. No fucking art skill needed.
If you don't know, I'll let someone else tell you.
>>268783A skin for a 3D model.
>>268785Indeed, but there's a program that uses that specific layout for the texture. With VR support. (or non vr if you don't have a headset)
>>268773In the criminal friendship system, boop based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Manehattan, the dedicated fillies who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Fillies Unit. These are their stories.
>Dun Dun
>>268773Booping is an honored tradition zigger.
>>268791That filly may look grumpy but she has hearts in her eyes
>>268794I didn't make it, I only ensure the fillies reach their proper destination.
Not an argument. Posting that does not make you any less of a shitheel simp.
>>268796Somebody's mad, I quite literally only ensure that images are posted to the thread you nigtard, if you're going to direct your rage at someone then yell at the guy who recolored it and brought it back into the limelight.
https://derpibooru.org/images/2349408
>>268797>muh neutral "put it where it belongs" cuckpost>m-muh milquetoast flip-flop tu quoque>m-m-muh cuckjoobooroo>m-m-m-muh "I'm j-j-just making my (((opinion))) known"Okay shekelboomer.
>>268794>>268796>>268799What's got you so wound-up?
>>268799Nice balloon fetish faggot. I've been doing this shit for months with arguably far worse images than filly in a fucking leash, how new are you?
>using sage as a personal downvote
>saging this slow ass board
>all these autistic tantrums over thing I don't like
>not even posting anonfilly content
When did this thread start picking up /v/ rejects?
>>268801Old enough to empirically understand that "petplay" is for cuckolds of either sex, shitheel. I don't check everything on /mlpol/ these days due to business massively increasing. What's your excuse for being a degenerate shitheel?
>>268803>x2 shitheel comboReally presenting yourself as a member of the Übermensch with that literary prowess. Come up with a new insult, you cuck.
>I don't check everything on /mlpol/ these days due to business massively increasing. X. You'd probably just rather circlejerk with your buddies on r/thedonald, from the sound of it you know little about this board, this thread, or even chan culture in general. If you take a look through previous porn threads you'll see plenty of petplay images, and if you look through the previous filly threads you'll see multiple greens with petplay themes with no fucking outrage from long-time site sers (not that petplay even necessarily makes my dick wet because, as I've reiterated multiple times,
I just fucking post the images you tard.)
But hey, since it makes you angry have an image I dug up just for you.
>>268801Can you rate the following in most to least degenerate?
Petplay
Balloons
Lusting after feet
Lusting after pony hooves
Edging
Bondage
Tag-teaming another woman with your wife
Impregnation fetish
Tomboy Taming
Hypnotism
Permanent Fusion with your wife to become a new being with its own thoughts, memories, and free will
Temporary Fusion with your wife to become something that can fuck more women without it being cheating on your wife technically
Pavlovian Dog Training
Popping balloons
>>268803>What's your excuse for being a degenerateAll warfare is based on deception.
I'd say if you want anything done about it become a god tier content fag.
Instead of contributing you headed into mommy problems central complained about an Anon doing what he has been doing. Also keeping this thread afloat with higher quality content posts.
>>268767This Anon right here is doing good work by bringing every filly home. Even if some of the fillies need to be put in the timeout box.
I get times are rough, and you're shitposting, and it's no secret that some real faggots are abusing filly's good name and image. The counter posting spree sure does make this thread look lively.
However, I award you no (You)s and may God, Celestia, and uncle Adolf have mercy on your soul. I'm sure you are doing all you can for the cause, but you have failed here in preliminary research.
>>268805Here is a boop, and a (You)
>>268808Hoofholding comes first.
>>268809>hold pony hoof in your hand>feel the heartbeat in the frog because it's connected to the heart or something like that>you can press your thumb on it to fuck with the pony's heart rate>she trusts you to not fuck her heart up in this situation and she knows you humans hold hands to show affectionThat's actually really sweet in a weird way
>>268808Oh, it makes sense now why this fucking newfag (
>>268803) is hanging around. Nigel, did you tell all of your faggot friends about this super cool pony politics site and not even have the courtesy to suggest they lurk first? Fucking kek.
>>268809>I'm sure you are doing all you can for the cause, but you have failed here in preliminary research.God dammit you faggot I'm just posting the fucking fillies for archival purposes, do you have any idea how often images get taken down with no notice from derpibooru? The mods are cucked, and any artist can, at any time, request for all of their shit to be hiroshima'd; case in point Seb's gallery. Sure the rome silvanus archive has them all, but they aren't indexed as well as derpibooru indexes them and it makes finding everything a pain in the fucking ass.
>>268813>>268814Sorry Anon I should have been more clear.
This is for (You)
>This Anon right here is doing good work by bringing every filly home. Even if some of the fillies need to be put in the timeout box.You are doing great work getting the fillies to the thread. I really do appreciate that, and you.
Thank you.
This is for faggotron sage in all fields.
>I get times are rough, and you're shitposting, and it's no secret that some real faggots are abusing filly's good name and image. The counter posting spree sure does make this thread look lively.
However, I award you no (You)s and may God, Celestia, and uncle Adolf have mercy on your soul. I'm sure you are doing all you can for the cause, but you have failed here in preliminary research.
"What the fuck you think you are-"
"Hey hands off my tail!"
>She then turned around to free her tail
>But an Anon ended up in one of her blind spots
>And taking the opportunity, he held her down by her belly, effectivelly pinning her to the ground
>Everyone else joined in the assault on the defenceless filly, brushes in hand and ready for brushing
"S-stop that, no, not there, unhand me faggots, ree"
>Head, tail, chestfluff
>Not one spot was left as messy as before
>And after they were done, filly was fuming
>Turning her back on to her hooves, an Anon planted a mirror right in front of her before she could scamper off
>Her face turned from rage to disbelief
>That...was her?
>Turning her face one side to the other she admired the work these anons put in
>Everyone was taken out of their zone as an [thud] echoed around, an anon suffering from diabeetus
"I...you...what the fuck are you looking at?"
>And resounding "Aww" came out of everyone
>She tried to pout at them, to look angry, but her blushing cheeks and shining eyes couldnt hide the truth
>Finally she relented with a sigh
"C-can we do this every week? It was..nice"
>One by one, all the Anons prompted an Ok from their hands, as her eyes opened up with the realization of what she just asked
"But no touching my tail faggots, ree!"
>>268816>tfw you want to brushie anonfilly every week with fellow anons
>>268805Too fucking tired to think straight. As for you building a strawman by making an assumptive reach that I have even an
iota of liking for Drumpf, Killary, or any other oxythief politician is a flat excuse for a
>b-b-but muh fetish isn't degeneratedeflection.
I'll make this mildly civil: in my OWN OPINION, your fetish =
slavery. It is
dehumanizing deponyizing that reaches a cliff, takes ten steps back for a running start, then jumps straight down the rabbit hole. Now I'm fucking done.
>>268830>picThat's my filly.
>Be Anonymous
>Cyan filler
>innaquestria
>as feather pone
>even have Fluttershy's parents as parents
>still packing some man meat
>The garden in the clouds is really neat.
>The cloud collection is awesome.
>flight camp is pretty cool
>Fluttershy is sweet, adorable, and shy...
>kinda too shy
>how do I fix this...
>fuck it, time to get Rainbro Dash to get some ideas.
>She's still a kid, and I'd like to think I helped have her be more aware of her egregious points.
>"Hey Anon, what's the storm nipping your hooves this time?"
"You know those visions of the future."
>"Yeah?"
"Sis needs to have a little more courage, so I figured I'd ask you. You both don't exactly hang out all the time yet, but..."
>She thinks for a moment.
>"You know what I have just the thing to stop getting your feathers in a twist."
"Thanks bro."
>"I'll just show her some of my moves."
>Hours pass.
>Fluttershy hasn't come back to the camp yet.
>Talking to others, and the counselors they have no idea.
"Please be safe."
>The desk with family pictures feels judgmental.
>Evaluating my sins.
>I hear yelling outside.
>The cloud longhouse shakes
>quakes
>for minutes
>then everything holds still.
>The door breaks open.
>It's Mom and Dad
>"Zephyr Breeze! Where is your sister!"
>I'm Anonymous
>Their fury is nearly all consuming.
"I don't know."
>"Zephyr!"
>Having the normally docile stallion and mare shout at me is terrifying
"I swear I don't know!"
>Tears run down.
>I'm a failure.
>Still a failure.
>Cut to this situation.
>Many years later. Talking about such a formative event to a stranger.
>In an old dusty castle.
"And that is why I crave power Queen Nightmare Moon."
>"How very charming."
>"I still don't see how that is my problem."
>Fangs bare down on me.
"W-well if I had the power I could help you take revenge."
>Lying through my teeth.
>"But I may have use for you yet."
>She stands taller ears perking up.
>"We will discuss this later my most loyal servant."
>Time to capture a nightmare fragment.
"As you wish my Queen."
>I hide behind a pillar.
>Hearing the most important battle first taking place.
>A bright rainbow light bathes the area.
>A shadow of a fragment lurks closer to me.
>Latching on like a limpet
>"I am weak, shelter me and we will become powerful!"
>I'm not a failure this time.
>"No you fool you'll kill us both!"
>>268830>I'll make this mildly civil: in my OWN OPINION, your fetish = slavery.It's not my goddamn fetish you retard, I just post the fucking images. How many times must I say this before you get it through your smooth fucking brain?
>A teacher gives Filly an assignment.
"Here, plot this graph."
>Filly takes a piece of graph paper and just goes nuts with a crayon!
>Later, the teacher checks it.
"Very good!"
>>268850Is that a logarithmic graph?
>>268816Comfy.
Remind me of the Ice Sprite in TFH.
>>268850^5
Ish
And either a sin or cosin waveThat's what I get for not losing close attention.
>>268851Oh! I think I see what you mean now.
Yes.
Generic explanation of what has already been said.
it took me longer than I'd like to admit to think I have an inkling of an ideaIt moves foward through exponentiality with X being the exponent and the (x, y) correlating with the various exponents.
Starting with fractional which are calm on the negative end regardless. Moving into more regular exponents. Gradually being more extreme the higher the exponential goes.I wonder if you could find the frequency of the points after X=2.5
going to guess it's some constant. Not sure which one, and there are a fuck ton of them to pick from.
>>268853>I wonder if you could find the frequency of the points after X=2.5I won't even try.
>>268808Permanent fusion
Temporary fusion
What is this, Steven Universe?Tag-teaming
Lusting after feet
Pavlovian training
Bondage
Petplay
Hypnotism
Edging
Impregnation fetish
Lusting after pony hooves (as long as they're clean)
Tomboy taming
Balloons are a wild card.
>>268811>caltrops are extremely lethal>>268841Blue filly is QT
>>268830>filenameholy shit you must be even newer than I thought
lurk moar or GTFO
>">Input Action."
>You look around the room, seeing a chest of drawers and not much else.
"I molest the chest."
>"Good, you find a few bits and a sweater. >Input action."
"I leave."
>"There are no exits."
"Goddamn it, I fucking leave!"
>"You're going to be here with me for a long time. At least until you own up to what you did."
"It was a fucking accident!"
>"She's dead, and it's your fault. Input action."
"I slam my head into the wall."
>"Your head bounces off of the cushioned wall harmlessly."
"I slam my head into the chest of drawers."
>"You can't do that right now."
>You struggle against the comfy jacket they put you in.
"I didn't kill her!"
>Nopony answers.
"I'm a good filly, r-right?"
>A small plate of mashed peas slides under the door and you practically slam your face into it.
>"Poor thing, are the precautions all necessary?"
>"She's a danger to herself and others."
>You whimper, trying to get a look at the ponies outside through the slot.
>Come on, just a hoof...
>The only ponies you ever see are the ones that pick you up three times a day for potty breaks.
>They watch you the entire time, but you've adapted to it.
>Better than the alternative of holding it or sitting in your own piss.
>You never get showers.
>Once every couple of weeks, maybe.
>Your mane is long and greasy in front of your eyes as you stare at the slot.
>Movement.
>An eye.
>She looks sweet.
>"She'll cut you up into little bits. Scream."
>You settle for a soft whimper.
"Stop that, I'm trying to make a good first impression."
>You realize you might've said that aloud and writhe in an attempt to cover your mouth with a hoof.
>"It's customary for considering visitors to bathe the foal to see how they take. Would you like to give her a bath?"
>"Oh, I'd love to."
>Could you finally be getting out?
>"Of course not. You'll rot here for your crimes, you shit."
>The feeling of the straightjacket being removed is a rare one indeed.
>Your forehooves are quickly zip-tied back together, but you still feel hopeful.
>Your small frame is lifted by magic.
>A slightly pudgy emerald mare smiles into your eyes.
>You feel almost safe, gently swaying as she walks you down the hall to the baths.
>"Are you ready to go home, sweetie?"
"Y-you're going to be my new mommy?"
>You can hear the tub filling up.
>"Yes."
>Your face is shoved into the water, taking away your breath.
>You look to the side with betrayal in your eyes, but the tub walls block it.
>"Told you."
'You said little bits, not water.'
>"You die, I die. Use your talents."
>You groan as you feel your consciousness recess deep into your brain.
>The mare screams and you try to tune out what the third is doing.
>Awful, just like what you did to that little unicorn filly.
>After a few minutes of screaming and crying, she goes silent too.
>And then starts talking.
>"Why were you trying to kill us?"
>"Criminal justice can't formally execute foals so they use mares like me."
>"Here I was thinking you cared about avenging my death."
>You use a fragment of bone to saw through the zip ties and take a few precious seconds to rinse the blood out of your mane and coat.
"Where to now?"
>"The woman knows where the ponies who wanted this done to you live. Want me to get The Overseer to go at her again?"
>>268862I don't get it, how did the bath scene transition to the filly killing a pony, and where did the bone fragment come from?
>>268862A bit edgy, but I'm intrigued.
More ?
>>268864>Filly has some psychic-murderer-rape-gore power>Killed a regular filly(ies?) by accident when it activated>Sent to the loonybin 'cause too young to be *officially* executed>"Adoptive mom" get sent to *accidentally* accident her by drowning>Filly's survival instinct kick-in and adoptive mom get added to her K/D>Voices in her head are apparently all her past victims, now including "adoptive mom"
>>268865>More ?Probably not, I was in an incurably horrible mood last night and only wrote that because of it. Glad you thought it was interesting though.
>>268883>Probably not.>Would somepony think of the fillies?For fillies' sake, thanks poner.
>>268883I'm sorry poner. I hope you feel better. It's a great green that has the potential to be even more awesome.
>purple is losing her mind because all her fillies went into heat for the first time at once
>all of her furniture is ruined and they keep trying to get outside
>finally decides to lock them all in one room together until they get it out of their system
>bad idea.
>>268914purple has ways of dealing with amorous fillies
So fillies, Anons, I've just heard an interesting psychological perspective.
Writing stories about yourself in a indepth realistic situation can not only alter your mental state for years to come, but also prepare you for all sorts of situations. Video if anyone wants to see it.
https://youtu.be/H4lwuNWBOA4The short and skinny is how integrated you are as the character (especially the main character) tangibly effects yourself if you want it to (I'd guess by default it is always on).
What this means however these kinds of techniques could be used for self improvement, and improvement of others.
I'm not saying abuse greens should be banned, nor power fantasy is the key to ultimate power. Just an interesting technique to leverage the power of the mind.
>>268917Woah, watch out anon! You might trigger that one guy's 'tism!
>>268918>psychological perspectiveNope, no perspectives nor deconstruction. Just play the game like everypony.
Celestia disaproves.
>>268918If you have enough knowledge of the situation to write it realistically, you're already prepared for it.
>>268918Psychology can be a useful tool. I've been viewing myself as a "main character" years before I saw the mentioned video simply because some very odd chains of events have occurred in my life and if somebody were viewing my actions I feel they would glean at least some interest from the paths I have taken. I try to live life more like an open-world video game than anything. Most things are possible, you just need the skills and know-how to make them happen. Everybody has a price. People who act unreasonably can be threatened or blackmailed. That being said, I never fully self-insert when I write. The purpose of a greentext is often to give people somewhat of a blank slate to project themselves onto, and I feel that tainting that slate with my own perspective would lend itself poorly to the narrative.
>What this means however these kinds of techniques could be used for self improvement, and improvement of others.And here we reach the limitations of psychological treatment. I've tried to act as a quasi-therapist for some, but the human brain will not allow itself to be molested without full consent of the molestation. I know that sounds oxymoronic in nature, but if you've ever listened to a hypnosis file and felt no changes afterward that's the sort of thing I'm talking about. Tulpas can only be generated with concentration and willingness, hypnosis requires willing submission to a trance-like state, and telling people that their life can only go up from the bottom doesn't make a dent in their desires to off themselves unless they decide that your words have meaning. Take this as you will, but the stubborn are often unmolestable in these aspects.
>>268925>Psychology can be a useful tool.Psychology is a kike pseudo science that messes up minds. Tell me about anypony that is happier and more mature after that pseudo therapy, you'll find none.
Listen to Celestia and stick to friendship anon.
>>268925Thank you for sharing. I find what you've said to make sense personally.
>>268922Indeed.
>>268920How else can I grind exp in the tutorial zone?
>>268926Attempting to peer into the mind is an interesting subject. A great many people could benefit from knowing at minimum the basics. There are those that will do harm onto others.
There are also those that can help others convince themselves to be helped, and to heal.
>>268926As far as sciences go, it's as soft as butter. I'll give you that. Doesn't mean it's completely useless.
>Tell me about anypony that is happier and more mature after that pseudo therapy, you'll find none.I'm a bit happier after being forced to go to therapy sessions for years. Granted, most of that time was spent just venting about problems and petty squabbles in my day-to-day life, but as I'm sure you know placebo pills can help minor problems even if you know they're placebos.
>Psychology is a kike pseudo science that messes up minds.Yes, it certainly can mess up minds. It can mess them up even more if you're aware of how to do it and the person you're trying to mess up is caught unaware. That's precisely one of my
draws into psychology, and in dealing with lolcows many people will often practice aggressive psychological tactics without even realizing it. If you're good enough, you can exploit mental vulnerabilities in a person like a hacker could exploit shoddy code in a guestbook. All it takes is a bit of injection and...
Remember to check your fillies for fleas and ticks, especially after they've been out playing in the woods all day.
>>268933Gotta scrub down the fillies
>>268919More like your tism, lmao.
>>268916Old wisdom goes more or less like this, they say you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
Obviously they haven't tried hard enough.
Luckily this is a fillyer so those measures don't need to be taken.
>>268935Sure, whatever you tell yourself faget
Words cannot describe how much I wish I was a filly with a pony mom
>>268939>I was a fillyHmmmm
>I was a filly>Twilight unfucked whatever magic was keeping you a little filly.>You were gettinf used to your momfu, and everything was good.>Now your a man.>Apex Omnivore>Alien to the most dangerous race of beings on Earth."Read me a bedrime story?"
>Fuck it if the world going to screw with you you'll screw with it.>Twilight fixed the problem again.>Then the unthinkable happened.> I was a filly with a pony mom>The orphanage is not well kept.>Barely even counting as a shack in town.>It's cold.>Words cannot describe how much I wish I was a filly with a pony mom>On Hearths Warming a miracle happened.>Momfu was kidnapped by changelings>Their plans quickly fell apart with the sudden loss of their key operative.>a pony mom>Everything is good, and comfy.>Our time together is treasured.>It's beautiful.>But time marches onward.>heartless to us all>we make the most of it.>Words cannot describe how much I
>>268940God dammit you know what I meant
>>268941I know what you mean frien.
You're a qt3.14
I just felt the need to make a green.
>>268952Good filly points awarded for the nice little green.
>>268935Nope said Celestia.
By the power of her magic, all abuse and meanness is gone.
This thread is plenty of friendship now.
>>268940>Now your a man.>Apex OmnivoreF
>>269008thanks for bringing 'em here frien>I'm not drunk enough to deal with this shit.
>>269008>drunk with Granny Smith's ciderFilly filly filly.
>>269025>"Filly you keep taking about niggers. What are they?""Alright listen up Purple pone, this is going to be one hell of a tale."
>So weaving pasta, facts, history, and a coherent story together Twilight Sparkle learned, and understood niggers.>"Wow. Hold on... you said there were other types of niggers."
>>269025derpibooru.org/images/2351708
Imminent drama, get your cameras ready.
>>269028I'm pleasantly surprised. Thank you Anon.
God I wish pic related were me. Ignore the text, ponytown niggers being niggers and I'm mobilefagging.
>>269031A) Don't die, we'd miss you here.
B) What's going on that's got you like this? If you'd rather not tell us, that's okay too, just don't move on to C and just know that we're cheering you on to victory here.
C) Is there anything we can do to help?
D) Those ponytown niggers deserve even more autism if this is how they welcome our kind.
>>269031What a bunch of niggers.
By the way I heard a Nazi discovered Autism during WW2.
If that's true, it explains why the jews tried so hard to muddy the waters and turn the word into a slur for all mentally disabled kids.
It would explain why they forced thousands of additional symptoms and deficiencies into the Autism umbrella until "autistic schools" are 80% potato and 15% misbehaving normie child and 5% smart kids who waste their intellect on obsessing about Thomas The Tank Engine and Pokemon instead of Engineering or Writing.
And it would explain why the jews try so hard to make "Autistic Groups" and brainwash them into going tranny and hating the right and wanting more free shit from the govt like "good" disabled dependent jewed groups.
Your thoughts?
>>269036>AutismI say low IQ NPCs, no more nor less.
>>269036This totally off-topic sperging wants to have been up to 94000 characters longer
Be wary of griffins, they'll entice you in with friendly displays only to leave you penniless
>>269031Is filly being caressed and molested by tentacles? If so I fully approve. I'll go get the camera so no-homo.
Looks like filly dropped her spaghetti everywhere. Good thing she also ate those glow sticks.
>>269046Filly you have to power through the whoremoans flowing through your body. Fight them!
>"Nice day out, huh?"
"Y-you too."
>The boat floats along gently through the river.
>Looking down into the water, you can see a multitude of tiny brown fish flitting about in the shallow water.
>If you wanted to get out now you easily could, even though you aren't as strong of a swimmer as you were when you had your old body.
"League, did you leave the paddles on shore so that we'd have an excuse to spend more time out here?"
>She grins back at you from the other side of the boat, her treachery revealed.
>You giggle, more bemused than pissed.
"Well, guess we'll have to jump in near dinnertime if we don't float onto shore first."
>A cool breeze blows and she presses her back up against yours.
>You can feel her rougher, more unkempt mane brushing up against your (begrudgingly, fucking Purple) more well-groomed one.
"No homo, right? Just a couple of friends keeping warm."
>"Y-yeah, no homo."
>You notice that you're moving a little bit more quickly.
"Uh, do you know if this river is... used for anything?"
>She waves dismissively.
>"I think fer some sort of experimental new energy source, Ms. Cheerilee called it... hydroelectric?"
>A cold feeling runs through your body.
>Looking down at the water, you can no longer see the bottom from all of the murky mud.
"League, we're going to have to ditch the boat."
>"What? Why?"
"Because otherwise we're both going to die virgins."
>You can't see the turbines, but you know that as much water as possible will have to be drawn into them for optimal power generation.
>Jumping into water moving at this speed terrifies you, but you know it's your best shot of surviving.
"Jump! Now!"
>You feel League clasp your hoof as you jump into the air, a splash into the fast-moving water moments later knocking you under.
>You struggle a bit before your friend pulls you to the surface.
>The bank can't be more than ten feet away, but you don't know if you can make it.
"Swim diagonally! We don't have to beat the current, we only have to get to the shore."
>Despite your own advice, you're struggling to keep up with League's pace.
>The water is moving faster and faster, the brown replaced by a heavily-oxygenated white.
>You can tell you aren't both going to make it.
"Let go of my hoof, get to shore, and run for help. I'll just slow you down."
>She's pushing forward with all of her might, and her grip on your hoof doesn't loosen one bit.
"League, I'll be fine god dammit! Your life is more important, I've already had mine!"
>"No! Life isn't worth it without you!"
>Your paddling is getting weaker with fatigue.
>You really wish you had kept in better shape after Twilight zapped all of your gains away to the shadow realm.
"League! Let go of my fucking hoof! League? LEEEAGUE!"
>A spiky splinter of a fallen tree sticks out of the woods.
>You watch in awe as League takes off her cap and uses the little bit of extra reach it affords her to hook the hanging strap on the back around it.
>She pulls you over to it and you both pant like a couple of wet dogs, the concrete termination-point of the lake no more than five feet ahead of you.
>Beyond the slanted channel you can see the massive turbine, water pushing your boat through it at incredible speeds.
>An audible and sickening CRACK can be heard, and then the boat is gone.
>League punches your left wither.
>"Dummy. I had it all under control."
>You climb across the tree, hoof over hoof behind League.
>Sweet, dry land...
>Your bladder feels a bit lighter than when you got in the boat, though luckily you were behind League for most of the ordeal.
"Y-yeah, I guess you did. Thank you for saving my life."
>"You can repay me by paying for the milkshakes we're about to get to celebrate not being mincemeat."
"Don't tell Twilight about any of this and you've got yourself a deal."
>You see League glance forlornly at her cap, the force of two fillies pushed by hundreds of gallons of water having done a number on its stitching.
>You pat her on the back.
"Hey, don't worry. I still have a favor or two to cash in from Rarity, I'm sure we'll get that patched up in no time."
>She wraps you in a vice-grip of a hug before trotting off ahead, seemingly just as energetic as ever.
>You take a few more seconds to catch your breath before going after her; much, much more slowly.
~Fin.
>>269087What a nice green.
All filly wanted was an emergency paddle to be paddled with...
Wait...
>>269087Nice one-off! I too like to have involved conversations while swimming furiously.
>>269093Cool. If I don't say it, I'll get the other thing, yeah? My favorite.
>>269093SLEEP TIGHT, PONER
>>269093=
SLEEP TIGHT, PONER=
>>269104"Being around faggotry can be tiring" - Anonymous F. Filly three years after Princess Twilight's reign recolorized
>>269105That's a good qt.
>>269110Also useful as a flotation device due to the density compared to water.
>>269114Back to when? Will I lose all my collectible items, and checkpoints? Do I finally get to access the perk shop?
Do I become a duplicate or is it more of a merge?
>>269114Yes, because now the guilt is all mine.
>>269118>"So then Gendo is all 'get in the robot, Shinji' and then Shinji is all 'nooo' and then-""Anon, I still don't see what any of this has to do with your history homework."
>"This is important human history, Purple. We can't just skip over it.""What Neighponese leader ruled during the Hay dynasty?"
>"Chingchong The Great?""I'm glad you were at least paying some attention in class today. Tell you what, you can tell me more about this 'anime' of yours for every question you get right."
>After Anon bafflingly got every single question on the sheet right, you had no choice but to begrudgingly let her explain the entire plot of her anime to you.>Half of it didn't make any sense, what did the angels even want? All of the villains you dealt with had some sort of earthly concrete goal.>You can see her eyes drooping a bit now, finally.>"S-so then Shinji and Kaworu are gay lovers and they shower together and did I also mention Kaworu is an angel from the moon who is actually...">She slumps over in her chair, out cold.>You invoke a levitation spell with mana-mechanical gyroscopic stabilization and gently pick her up, walking quietly back to your room.>After putting up with that hell, you deserve a reward.>You climb into bed, nestling her into your barrel and wrapping a wing around hers.>"Nnden Annoranouttafukinmoney...""I love you, Anon."
>"Loveyoutoomom...">You blow out the lamp.
>>269132>>"Chingchong The Great?"Now I'm curious about all the answers
Also baffling Purple with tales sounds great.
>>269136Maybe Anon's special talent is making ponies think that her answers to their questions are correct?
>Twi knows it hurts now but she also know you will thank her as an adult
>>269152>Not posting any of the multitude of filly spanking picsPic related is you.
>>269153Yes, there was no need. Though, I haven't seen that before although I recognize the artstyle belonging to our resident squating russian.
>>269169Death by the fuzz. What a way to go out.
>>269132>"Chingchong The Great?">"I'm glad you were at least paying some attention in class today.Okay, that was great.
Give draw/writing suggestions, and please specify which one you're requesting. Trying to knock the dust off of my sketchbook.
Keep in mind I can only ensure some semblance of quality with writing.
I can promise that it'll look a bit better than pic related though.
>>269177Filly sipping drinks.
>>269177Filly reeing in an attack position
>>269177>>269178filly drinking a juicebox
>>269177Filly lying to Twilight
>>269171>>269177>>269234There are so many qties in this thread.
>>269246"N-no u?"
"TWILIGHT FILLY SAID THE Q WORD!"
>"IT'S WITH A C! A C NOT A Q!"
>>269252The two most worrying words anyone could say to a filly.
>"Scrubby scrubby~!" Tia sing songs behind you.
>You groan.
"Ugh, Sister, is this really neccessary? It's just a adoption. These happen."
>"JUST A-" She stops her royal voice as she hears herself. "Just a adoption? Luna, a filly has suddenly appeared from no where in need of a loving mare to raise her, nurture her, show her how to live. This is more than a adoption, this is the day you promise that filly you will be that mare, you will show her what life is, you will always be there for her and love her."
"Yeah, but is you bathing me neccessary? I'm a grown mare, I can wash myself."
>"Yes it is, and no you can't. A quick wipe of the fur is not cleaning, and you can't be trusted. Now move your wing."
>>269265Old sister also knows.
>>269265She hasn't the heart to call her sister a smelly NEET, she wasn't to know however, that this filly and Luna were to compliment each other very well.
>>269252>>269261>"Purple knows-">The filly disappears in a flash of light.>You rush into your darkroom and tear down the photos before pouring gas on them and tossing a match.>After that, it's on to your collection of lewd images, which...>You can't bring yourself to burn them, so you just put them in one of the many hollowed-out books that you keep on hand.>Your sex toys are moved from under the mattress to inside several willing volunteers who are also running around panicking.>Come to think of it that probably doesn't help anyone, you'll have to bleach them after you retrieve them.>You're particularly distrustful of that one filly who was able to fit two in her ponut alone.>You're just putting your first draft of a pony Anarchist's Cookbook into one of the hollow pillars on your bedstand when she walks in.>"Fillies...">Serious looks all around.>Twitchy fillies trying to stand perfectly still.>Fluids dripping on the fucking carpet.>There's a pile of anime figurines burning in full view of The Belle-Dame.>70% chance they weren't even burned by the filly they belonged to.>She's holding up the warning party in her telekinesis. >"None of you are going to leave this room until the offending party has named every accomplice.">She's calmed by the signature tactic of scruff-holding, but as she sways back and forth you get a glimpse of her tanned hide and moistened facial hair.>Resigned, she points to you.>"Anonymous number 154, do you know what you have done to me? To this... family?!""I-I don't! Honest!"
>For all of your mischief, you have no fucking idea what she's talking about this time.>But you do know one thing.>You're fucking in for it.>Be Dyx.>"Ah dunno, are you sure it was a good idea to paint all of those nasty things on Twilight's castle?""Pffft, of course. Anypony that supports the establishment deserves everything that she gets. Death to the princesses!"
>Sweetie Belle quietly mumbles something."What was that?"
>"B-but aren't you an alicorn?">You glare at her."What
was that?"
>"A-achoo?""That's what I thought."
>Scootaloo, ever the voice of reason in the posse you've commandeered, pipes up.>"But won't Twilight be looking for a culprit?">You grin."That's the best part of my plan, she's already got around 200 culprits to get through before she even considers us."
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!""See? It begins."
~Fin.
>>269178>>269186>>269188>>269206I will do these all in some aspect, there may be some overlap with all of the drinking ones though.
>>269268>"That's the best part of my plan, she's already got around 200 culprits to get through before she even considers us."Shit, this filly is devious like a changeling.
>>26926810/10
I really want to see the punishments, and what happens to fire filly dyx.
Justice will be served. Royally served.
>>268523Trust Once Lost Chapter 17
>It's Not RADAn awkward silence filled the room and meaningful glances were exchanged. Nurse Redheart’s coffee seemed to have taken effect and she placed a hoof on Dayglow’s foreleg to give her the emotional support needed to press on.
“Your Majesty, I don’t question your motives, nor your ability to care for the child,” Dayglow swallowed dryly, “But I have concerns.”
“We shall hear them,” Said Luna. “Feel free to speak your mind.”
“Green is very anxious about other ponies finding things out about her. Being placed in a highly public position is going to be difficult for her to cope with,” Dayglow explained. “At the same time, she can’t be sequestered away to protect her from public scrutiny because she needs to be socialized; she’s already afraid of other ponies and the last thing we want is to legitimize that fear by telling her she needs to hide from the general public.”
“When she presented herself to us in her dreams she displayed a remarkable level of control for somepony so young,” Luna said, “If we do not take the filly under our wing I feel a great opportunity will have been missed. We will work with her to manage her anxiety - as the guardian of dreams we challenge thee to find somepony more experienced in dealing with such matters.”
“Green’s guardianship is still undecided,” Dayglow said. “I’ll take her majesty’s offer into consideration when I make my recommendation. I will, of course, bow to your absolute authority should you choose to exercise it.”
“Before we make any decision we should hear all the facts,” Paperstack said. “Redheart, you have been Green’s primary nurse for the last two days, what is your assessment?”
“On the first day I took care of Green she was still delirious and when I introduced myself as her nurse, she told me that she was a nurse too.” Redheart said, “She was very hesitant and asked for help with everything. At first, I thought she was just desperate for equine contact, but she also seemed ashamed for needing help and would cry and apologize for ‘wasting our time’.”
Redheart looked downcast.
“I tried to reassure her, but after a few minutes she couldn’t remember anything I’d said.” Redheart continued, “She had enough awareness to read the name off of her ID bracelet, but claimed she didn’t remember her own name. She kept telling me that she was a pony, but I’m not sure what exactly she meant by that.”
“Before you ask, yes, we did check if she was a Changeling,” Paperstack said.
“We would not have asked,” Luna said. “Her behavior is not at all consistent with a changeling infiltrator, but we suppose it is good to be certain.”
“Night Shift reported that during the night Green wandered into another patient’s room and introduced herself as the patient’s nurse.” Redheart continued, “Either she honestly believed herself to be a nurse, or she was just playing pretend. I noticed that Green was given morphine by evening shift before she went to bed, so it’s possible her increased confusion was a result of that.”
“When I cared for Green again the following morning Green was less confused, but still claimed to have no memory of what happened to her.” Redheart said, “She also claimed to have no grip in her hooves. Her lack of hoofgrip was reported to doctor Redcross who instructed us to record it as non-compliance pending a review.”
“Her lack of coordination makes her appear much younger than she is, watching her walk I was worried she was going to flop like a newborn.” Redheart said, “Listening to her speak you’d think she was a teenager. She’s clever and has a good vocabulary, but she’s still at the stage where she thinks that nopony else could understand what she’s going through. She lies constantly and thinks nopony will notice, so that does show a certain level of immaturity. She did manage to trick one of my trainees into letting her read her patient notes.”
“She’s having panic attacks, but she also has techniques to cope with them that were clearly trained.” Redheart said, “That along with her general familiarity with hospital procedures suggests that she’s spent some time in a hospital; if she told the princess she’s experienced this type of injury before I would be inclined to believe her.”
“Her sense of humor is dark, she’s making jokes about things somepony her age shouldn’t really be thinking about, but if it helps her cope I’m not about to scold her for it.” Redheart said.“I thought I had a pretty good idea of what was going on with Green - until she had a magic surge.”
“A magic surge?” Twilight asked, “You’re sure?”
“Well I’m no unicorn your highness,” Redheart explained, “But my trainee who witnessed it was and he assured me that it’s not something she could have faked. The burst of unstructured magic was felt by ponies several rooms away, and afterwards she fainted and had to be treated for magical exhaustion.”
“We thought you might be interested to see her thaumatology results, so here’s a copy.” Paperstack provided the younger princess with a stack of papers, “In summary; there’s nothing wrong with her magical pathways, certainly nothing to explain her magic surge, and as you’re no doubt aware a magic surge in a child her age is virtually unheard of.”
“That’s putting it mildly.” Dr. Azure Light said, “Until yesterday the only recorded case of a foal experiencing a magic surge this late was her Highness.”
It took Twilight a moment to realize what the doctor was saying. “Wait, you mean- oh Celestia,” Twilight grasped the edge of the table, “She didn’t hurt anypony did she?”
“No, your Highness,” Redheart reassured, “She used up her entire mana pool, but so far her magical potential is not in the same magnitude as yours.”
>>269294“Her mana pool is within the normal range for her age group.” Dr. Azure Light explained, “Most unicorns her age have difficulty expressing their magic though. Learning to keep their magic contained is something that happens naturally during infancy. When we teach older children to cast spells deliberately they have to work against their natural reflex to pull their mana back.”
“Have you read any of the studies about the effects of a low-magic environment on childhood development?” Twilight queried.
“Not that I recall, your highness,” Azure Light answered, “I assume it would in some way stunt the development of their thaumic system?”
“Actually it’s very much the opposite,” Twilight went into lecture mode, “Ponies that grow up in an environment with very little magic have overdeveloped thaumic pathways which allow them to use small amounts of magic more efficiently. Fine control is difficult for them however since -”
“Twilight, I’m sure this is fascinating, but what does it have to do with Green?” Luna cut in.
“Right, heh,” Twilight said, “Green’s thaumic pathways, you tested them?”
“We did, Your Highness,” Azure Light answered, “They were within normal variation; neither atrophied, nor overdeveloped, which is one of the reasons her claim to have no hoof grip doesn’t make sense. If she was unable to use her magic at all from age zero to eight then we would be able to tell.”
“Why would she lie about that?” Asked Applejack.
“I’m not an expert in foal psychology, but that type of behavior is typically associated with an attachment disorder.” Dayglow said, “When a foal is very young if they don’t develop a secure bond with their caregiver they resort to different behaviors to get their caregiver to give them attention. It may be a little premature before Green has seen a psychiatrist, but-”
The mare looked down and began searching through her bag. After an awkward silence, it became clear that she couldn’t find what she was looking for.
“Applejack,” Dayglow asked, “Do you still have that pamphlet I gave you earlier?”
Applejack pulled a pamphlet from under her hat.
“Reactive Attachment Disorder?” She read off the paper.
“It’s common among foals in the foster care system.” Dayglow explained, “Neglect or abuse in early development, or being separated from a caregiver they have bonded with, prevents the foal from forming a secure attachment. They have difficulty trusting others, poor self-worth, anger, and a need to feel in control. They’re willful and disobedient, sometimes they lie pathologically. They want to get attention and care, but they feel like they have to do something to get it. Some of them are very quiet and don’t show any emotion in case it makes you angry and you abandon them, others act out and scream and cry about minor things, acting like they’re helpless because they’re afraid they’ll be ignored otherwise.”
“It does seem to fit,” Redheart admitted. “Although Green seems more willing to use manipulation to get what she wants than outright disobedience.”
“She disobeyed our orders when we were searching for her in the forest,” Luna countered, “Even when it put her at great risk, she wanted to be in control of her rescue rather than leaving her fate in the hooves of others.”
“It’s too early to pathologize her behavior,” Azure Light argued, “We haven’t seen how she acts in a comfortable setting.”
“I’m not sure there’s such a thing as a comfortable setting for her at the moment.” Dayglow countered, “Attachment disorders are on a spectrum, you’d be hard-pressed to find any abused foal who didn’t have an attachment disorder to some degree. The ‘treatment’ is essentially just good parenting, though the trauma they’ve suffered makes that much more difficult. Fundamentally, it’s an inability to trust.”
“What exactly do you mean by ‘good parenting’?” Asked Applejack. “I’m not even a real parent, are you sure there’s not somepony more qualified?”
“She needs somepony to be dependable; firm, yet forgiving.” Dayglow explained, “Somepony to help her work through her anxiety, to cope with her stress, and to show her that she can trust them to always be there for her. I’m not going to sugar coat it; it’s going to be very frustrating, for you and for her, but if you stick to it then it will be very rewarding - and we’ll be here to give you whatever support you need.”
“I’m sure you can do it.” Said Twilight, “You’re the most dependable pony I know.”
“You were there Dayglow,” Applejack said, “She was so terrified of me that she threw up all over herself, are you sure it’s a good idea for me to be the one taking care of her? And I wouldn’t know the first thing about helping her with her magic problems.”
Applejack chewed her lip nervously.
“It’s not that I don’t want to help, it’s just...” Applejack said, “To be honest I didn’t know what I was signing up for and it frightens me a little. What if I get this wrong and I end up making things worse?”
“If you weren’t at least a little worried I’d be concerned you weren’t taking this seriously.” Dayglow consoled, “The important thing to remember is that you don’t have to do this alone - I’ll be working to make sure that you have a strong support network to call on. I also have some parenting classes which I think would be helpful, as well as counseling, for you and for Green. At the moment this is just a foster placement, but from what little we know about her past it’s likely that she will need somepony to adopt her.”
“Our goal in taking Green as our ward is not merely to have her for ourselves, but to ensure she receives the best care possible.” Luna said, “While we are sure your facilities are adequate for caring for the ponies of Ponyville this is still a small facility, without a dedicated pediatric ward. In Canterlot Green would be able to receive more specialized care.”
>>269295“With respect, your majesty,” Azure Light responded before Paperstack could begin her defense of the hospital, “If Green had a safe home to return so she could be discharged tomor- today.”
The doctor corrected herself, seeing it was after midnight.
“She will need outpatient treatment and followup, but none of her injuries are serious enough to require hospitalization.” Azure Light said.
“I’ll need a repeat x-ray to ensure her foreleg is healing correctly, and she will need to come in next week to have her cast removed.” Dr. Stone explained in his monotone, “If she were one of my regular patients I would have discharged her yesterday morning. Extended hospital stays are statistically inadvisable.”
“We’re getting ahead of ourselves,” Paperstack said, “We should finish reviewing the case before we start talking about future plans. Redheart, you were telling us about Green’s magic surge?”
“Did anything happen that might have triggered the magic surge?” Twilight jumped back into the conversation, “My magic surge was triggered by a wave of magic that later turned out to be a Sonic Rainboom. I don’t think Rainbow was practicing her one yesterday, but I can definitely ask.”
Redheart looked uncomfortable at the question.
“Green’s magic surge actually seems to have been triggered by my trainee,” Redheart explained. “Apparently he had been helping his baby sister with thaumic field pressure sensitization exercises and decided to try them out on a patient without consulting anypony.”
Luna looked displeased at this revelation.
“I’ll want to speak with him tomorrow.” Said Twilight. “That type of exercise should be very safe so I don’t see the harm in him trying it, but I want to know exactly what he did.”
“I’m sure that can be arranged, your Highness,” Redheart said. “After Green’s tests in thaumatology she slept for a couple of hours and I placed her under the care of Soothing Melody, another of my trainees. When Green woke she met with Dayglow and Applejack, and you all heard how that went. When Melody was showering Green she described the filly as ‘submissive’ and emotionally flat, until she touched the filly’s flank. Green panicked and covered herself with her tail while she did breathing exercises - and then the filly apologized to Melody for getting scared. When I talked to Green she denied anything happened at all.”
“So she feels like she needs to cover for other ponies.” Dayglow commented, “That’s not a good sign.”
“If she’s trying to cover for Melody she’s not doing a very good job,” Twilight noted. “By saying nothing happened she’s making it seem like something much worse happened.”
“She was in a lot of pain.” Redheart explained, “And it was the end of a very stressful day, she probably wasn’t thinking clearly - she denied pain as well, even though I could see it on her face plain as day. It seems like she’s getting very frustrated.”
>>269294Another excellent chapter. Can't wait to see what happens next.
>>269296Nice job faggot. One of the more professionally produced stories we've had in this thread.
>You've been the filly for a few weeks now.
>Twilight's doing, of course.
>She clearly planned it all out, as the day after she ground your bones into dust and reformed you, you had to go to school.
>The other fillies picked on you mercilessly.
>Insults about your size, smell and intelligence flew from cute foal mouths.
>You somehow managed to hold back the tears until you got back to your room.
>You had forgotten how mean little kids could be.
>All angels around parents, but with no grown-ups to watch...
>The insults really shouldn't have bothered you either.
>It was all petty stuff.
>Stuff you would have laughed off back on your home board.
>But now, with half the mind of a child...
>They cut deep.
>That was yesterday though.
>Today is a new day, full of new opportunities to make frie-
>You vomit all over the carpeted floor.
>Oh shit.
>Twiggy is going to kill you.
>"Anon, are you ready for-"
>She stops cold.
>You notice a pencil sitting in the puddle being rapidly absorbed by the carpet.
>You hang your head low.
>"You did this."
"S-sorry, I didn't have time to-"
>"Gagging yourself with a pencil to get out of school? Hm, that's a new low."
"W-what? No, I'm sick. Just check my temperature, please!"
>You really do feel like shit on the grill.
>"Mhm. So I can see that you put your forehead up next to your oil lamp to heat it up? Nice try sweetie, but you have to go to school. I'll be forgiving for now, no shower and you keep that vomit on your forehooves."
"B-but I-"
>She whirls around and snaps at you:
>"You want to make that no breakfast too?"
"All I want is some warm soup..."
>"Too bad."
>You force down the dry cereal as quickly as you can.
>Your mouth tastes like death and your stomach is screaming at you.
>Hunched over your filthy hooves, you shuffle your way to school.
>You opt out of any sort of morning play as you trudge over to the door and sit your little ass down, knocking as best you can.
>After a few minutes, the door opens.
>"Oh, hello Anon. I didn't expect to find you here. Why don't you play with the other foals?"
"I just want to sit down, I feel awful..."
>"Oh dear... I could send a carrier pigeon to Twilight and tell her."
"She thinks I'm fakin'..."
>Cheerilee just sighs.
>"I'll have to talk to her about that... alright Anon, make yourself at home."
"Thanks Cheers."
>She blushes a bit at that.
>"You need to stop with the pet names, I can't exactly date you anymore..."
>You giggle a bit at that.
"I'd kiss you if I knew this wasn't contagious."
>The red flush in her cheeks intensifies.
>"Well, if you were to do poorly on a few history tests I could arrange to tutor you~"
>You just nod at that and make your way to your seat, you don't want to think about that right now.
>The next thing you know, a seatmate is jostling you awake and you're wiping barf-colored drool off of your desk.
>"Alright class, today we'll be learning about the digestive system."
>Oh fuck.
>As Cheerilee goes into detail about the processes, you become more and more nauseated.
>You remember that humming is supposed to help, but you don't want to draw any attention to yourself.
>Pretty soon you find yourself preparing for the inevitable.
>Your seatmate, bitch1 (you haven't gotten any names yet) takes your head in her hooves and begins to smugly dialogue.
>"Don't you want to learn, Anon? Keep your eyes on the teacher."
>Nobody deserves to be have cookies tossed on them, but of all the fillies this cunt deserves it the most.
>>269350>Despite how shitty you feel, you give her a knowing smile before releasing your payload all over her head, down her neck, and into her lap.>She looks at you with utter shock.>Cheerilee has stopped the lesson and is just looking at the two of you, bewildered. >"Alright class, I'll be back in a few minutes once I've taken care of Anon and Lapel.">So that's her name, even sounds like a fucking thot.>You shamefully drag yourself to the sole office with your tormenter in tow. >The door closes.>"So, what exactly happened?""She-"
>"Oh Ms. Cheerilee, it was terrible! She looked at me, smiled, and then threw up all over me!">"Mhm. Let your peer speak.""She held my head in place while I was trying to keep from throwing up under the guise of it being to encourage my academic focus."
>"That's about what I thought. Lapel, do you have anything to say to Anon?">"You're a stupid worthless filthy butthead.">"I'll send your parents and transcribe those exact words to them. Anon, I assume you just want to go home?""Yes, more than anything..."
>She looks at you with those sweet caring eyes.>"Alright. My carrier pigeon is out right now, I'll get Twilight in person. You two try to play nice.""Thanks Ms."
>She nods before heading out the door.>"Hey.">Ignore her.>"Heeey.""Fuck you."
>"That's not very nice.""Neither are you."
>That one prompts a hard swing into your cheek. >You fall of the stool you're perched on.>Hard, you're going to have a bruise there tomorrow.>"Nopony talks to me that way.""I'm not a pony."
>The next ten minutes are punctuated with new injuries and insults.>You're crying softly by the end of it.>The air pressurizes as two pops can be heard.>"Oh, Princess! It's just horrible, first she throws up on me, and now she's trying to beat me up...">Filly can manufacture some crocodile tears, you'll give her that.>Twilight is looking at you with rage in her eyes."W-wait, you believe-"
>"Hush. Thank you Cheerilee, I'll take it from here.">"Goodbye Anon, get lots of res-">You're in the castle.>"You've irreparably damaged my schedule with your deceit. Torturing poor foals, I thought you better than that!">The slap on your ass is just as jarring as it is painful."A-aah!"
>"I'm going to teach you something you won't soon forget.>"Don't.">"Mess.">"With.">"Mom's.">"Schedule!">Each word is followed by a hard swat of your young filly ass.>You're sobbing even harder now."A-all I wanted was some rest, I'm sick Twilight!"
>"Yeah, you're sick alright.">Another swat, this one missing your ass entirely and punishing your cunt.>You cry out in the most intense pain you've felt since you've become a horse.>It feels like hours that she spends pummeling your cheeks, but in all likelihood it lasts no longer than five minutes.>You're a complete mess by the time she's done with you.>Vomit all over, tears straming down cheeks, and opposing cheeks more red than green at this point.>"I wish I had had the nerve to wipe your mind you worthless piece of shit.>She pulls out an old-fashioned dunce cap.>"Don't come out of that corner until you've learned your lesson.">The cold crystal floor does little to cool your burning cheeks as you sob silently.>And you once thought you wanted to be the filly...The end.
>>269351I enjoyed it. Thanks poner.
>>269350>>269351Abuse fics never get old
just like abused fillies
>>269350>>269351Abuse fics arn't my cup of tea all the time. You've made a great green, well done.
>>269352>put a condom over her head, do some silly faces, have a laugh>what wouldn't she do to entertain her anonymous sisters>but what started as a joke soon became serious business when the filly discovered that she couldn't get any air>the other fillies noticed her panic but no matter how much they tried they couldn't get the offending object off of her>it didn't take long for the jokester filly to stop moving forever at their hooves>the remaining fillies looked at eachother>none of them wanted to be the one to explain to Twilight why she had to spend her precious, expensive, magic reagents to summon yet another anon from the void>maybe it wouldn't be so bad to live in to everfree forest for a while?>>269351Sad. He should just run away.
>>269296Never enough. Quit your job and write green 24/7 instead. Let the (You)s sustain you when the money runs out.
>>269268Laughed at the fillies being too paniced to notice someone shoving dildos up their ass. How terrible has Twilight got to be to inspire such fear
The cum is allegedly real.
>>269374Thanks for spoilering it, going to go get my brain bleach.
>be the filly
>get sick of being abused
>go to a unicorn and ask her to read your memories using magic
>she sees everything and will try to adopt you or send a letter to Celestia saying to read her memories with magic for evidence of something she won't believe involving Twilight
>Celestia or someone she sends in per place does so and sees evidence that Twilight's out of control and a worse person than Sunshet "be adult, go to school, become prom queen, feel important" Shitter ever was
>be the freed filly
>be comforted by all the ponies who had no idea Twilight was a psychotic bitch all along
>romance rainbow dash
>finally get to cum inside rainbow dash
I'm not the dev, but the game is still in development.
>>269366>to summon yet another anon from the voidI don't know what to think. A blessing or a curse?
>>269387>"How'd Purple off yah this time?""Water-boarding with soapy water, while being vaporized."
>In a poof another filly appeared."Purple?"
<"Cndrm.">"Speak up! You're no Fluttershy."<"I stuck a condom on my head and suffocated!">A moment of silence."Bwahahaha!"
>"That's just poor luck, these fookin' hooves I tell yah."<"One of 'em tried biting it, but it's tough and stretchy.""Ha-hah-ha!"
>>269386thanks anon, glad to see its still in the works
>>269402No step on qt snek.
>>269386>>269397Tea bag the defeated remains of your foes. That's how you send a message not to be missed with.
>>269404>No step on qt snek
>"Gee Anon, ya might not be good at manual labor, but ya sure can make some good food! You'll make somepony ya like very happy when ya grow up!"
>"Ya already are? What ya mean hu- oh..."
>"Yah, I like ya too Anon, like a daughter to me, even if you're Twilight's."
>"W-Well I dunno about that hun, look, I'll make ya a deal. You wait till you're a grown up, and if yer still interested I'll give it ah shot."
>"I'm a honest mare, I stick to ma word."
>"Romantic evening, huh? How about we kill ourselves together?"
>>269408Background pone is a qt and would be best waifu for
AppleJack>>269409Laughs evilly in Medic.
"Later."
>>269384But how will filly cum inside without a dick?
>>269412A funnel-like dildo apparatus that directs her marecum into a narrow stream.
>>269417>Trixie as a momfu.Anon is fucked.
>>269417>>269420>Travel the world in magic camper with gypsy mom>See all sorts of wondrous places>Help mellow out her bombastic personality>Put on the occasional show to earn some coin>Great and powerful snugglesI don't see any downsides
>>269421>gypsy mom>I don't see any downsidesPurple disagrees, filly needs the love and discipline of a real momfu.
>>269425With momfus like that
>>269351 I'd rather not.
>>269427Momfus like that are only figments of abusefags' imaginations, Anon. Pones that aren't OOC would make fine momfus.
>>269417>>269421>>269425>>269426>It's been three days, Purple and Great and Powerful Momfu are having a custody battle>Hell Twilight wasn't even there, but when we headed to pony town everyone flipped thier shit>Stupidly the marched off in a competition to see who would be your momfu.>Without asking you.>Really wearing you down.>But you have a dastardly plan.<time skip>"Well Anon who is the most magnificent mother?">despite her boating she really is worried, and relieved?>"We're grown mares we can take it.""Both of you are heckin' stupid. I was a somethingsomething year old guy before all of this."
>"Oh...""But since you both are very concerned, and went through all this effort you'll both be my momfu."
>"Err.""I'll be heading out with mommy Trixie, and the permanent address can be the cyrstal cock castle."
>"Ummm.""I mean seeing you two make out would be kinda hot."
>Just like that they settled everything like reasonable adults.
>>269402Hehe, Snek goes slurp
>>269444Silly danger noodle, turnabout is fair play.
>>269188>>269449Now now, learn your fetishes. That's unbirthing, not vore.
>>269453Unbirth is a form of vore, smart one.
>>269463Clearly you're just an uncultured swine.
>>269374Thanks now I want to die
>>269464who would want to be cultured on this?
>>269478And that's how Anon became the filly, and the filly became a wet, red stain on the wall.
>>269478>>269483So that's how Twilight keeps the walls that shade of green.
Been a month since I last updated. I hope this is satisfactory for now.Previously:
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>>266549 →>Clover gasps and you turn your head in time to see Twilight catch her.>"Do you want to go back to bed?""N-no."
>Aryanne sighs.>"It iz no hair off of mein back if you vish to postpone ze meeting. Franziska has told me of ze unusual circumstances of your arrival already.">"I-I'm fine, really.">"Are you sure, fraulein? you are bleeding under your bandages.">"I vill tend to her. Tvilight, I may need your assistance again.">"Of course.">"I'm okay, really...">"No, you aren't sweetie.">And just like that, you're sitting alone with the leader of a nation and your friend's living doppelganger.>"The pastries are still varm. It vould be a shame to let zem cool, ja?">You chuckle nervously."Y-yes, it would."
>"Stop zat, I told you zat I am here as a friend, did I not?""You're the leader of Equestria's greatest nation, and you're asking me if I want pastries. I'm sorry, this is all just a bit too surreal."
>"I'd imagine you've seen more surreal things on your journey here.">You think about it and nod.>"No pressure, take a few minutes to gather your thoughts and zen start from ze beginning.">And so you do.>You tell her everything.>Every injury, every awkward moment, every time you were nearly raped or killed, the instance that split you off from "Clover" in time and became your own person...>Aryanne stops you occasionally so that you can explain one or two things about technology that has not come to pass in her time, clarification on magical techniques that Twilight used, or to crack a joke or two to lighten the mood.>Her wit is just as sharp as the glimmering combat knife she uses to cut and serve you and League the scones.>Your partner in crime is pretty quiet throughout the story.>Finally, you describe yourself walking into the room and sitting down before Aryanne.>She chuckles at that, cleaning her knife with a napkin and re-sheathing it on what you can best describe as a sort of form-fitting utility belt.>"Vhat you have just told me may very vell be enough. Ze techniques utilized by your... to avoid confusion vith ze Tvilight ve have present, Purple; could turn ze tides of war in our favor if zey can be replicated. A shame zey died vith her, I am sorry for your loss.""I... wasn't as close with her as my less-damaged counterpart was."
>"Understood, but even so.""Thank you."
>"What are you going to do to the Griffons?">League's voice catches you a bit off-guard.>And her question's implications make you slightly uncomfortable."I'm sure she didn't mean-"
>"No, no. It is alright, I am prepared to explain my actions. History is generally kinder to ze victors, and I understand zat vithout your help my corpse vill be vilified in your books. Tell me vhat zey have told you, and I vill tell you how it happened.">"It was taught that you killed griffon families indiscriminately, as if they were infantry.">"Zis is true. For every griffon allowed to procreate, another generation of soldiers vould rise up against the Equus. Did ze books give any sort of motivation for my actions?">"They said you hated them for their greed and that you thought they were dismantling pony society.">She chuckles warmly.>"I did hate them for zere greed, yes, but I vould never kill a creature because of a single fatal flaw. Equines are flawed too, in our own ways. No, ze drives for my actions are a bit more... personal.">League nods, but you can see the slight look of discontentment on her face grow more extreme. >"But, vord of mouth is often not enough to convince mares of reason. Zis is acceptable. Ze price vas steep, but there is no such thing as a forgery soul-etching.""Soul-etching?"
>She smiles and produces a small grey box, softly pressing her frog up against it.>The seam in the box is worked to such tolerances that you don't even notice that the box has one until it has split in-half, despite gazing at it for several seconds in wonder.>Inside is a perfect sphere of darkness, so black that it seems to suck the light from the well-illuminated room around you.>She walks over to your side of the table and runs a hoof through your mane, the orb placed before you.>"Caress it. Gently, if it vere to fall off of zis table it vould likely shatter and be lost forever.">You press your good foreleg up against it and shiver.>Be Aryanne.>Today is your first day of school!>Vater helps you put on your new saddlebags while mutter prepares the three of you a filling, nutritious breakfast.>You've just sat down at the table, struggling to balance with the weight of all of your books when the sirens blare.>Saddlebags are abandoned as you're hurriedly rushed into the basement.>You're not too worried though, drills like this happen all the time.>The silly mayor probably getting all worked up over a bird she thought was a griffon again.>You giggle to yourself as mama kisses you on the head.>"I'll be here vith you, munchkin. Zis von't take too long.""Then ve can finish breakfast?"
>She rubs your ears in the way she knows you love.>"Of course.">Your father is already gone, but he's always the first to return from the klaxons so you're not too disappointed about the lack of a goodbye.>As you hold mama close, minutes turn into hours...>And before you know it, it's already time for school to begin."Mutter, vhat of school?"
>"They'll understand, don't worry.">But you can't help feeling a growing pit of anxiousness in your stomach.>What if all of the best friend spots are taken up by the time you arrive?>You snap out of your dark fantasies as something impacts the basement door.>"Aryanne! to ze corner!">You scamper off to the corner and cover yourself in a blanket, only the blond top of your head and your blue eyes peaking out.>You're very proud of those two attributes, as are your parents.>But right now, you're scared stiff.>Splinters of wood scatter into the basement with the light from upstairs as the door breaks.>"Only you?"
>>269484
Horray! I havn't eased it yef, but it's just in time for me to read it.
Thanks!
Drawings soon, maybe Monday.You saw nothing.>>269486>"I am infertile, fortunately for you. One less mare to contend vith on your checklist of murders.">The gruff voice chuckles.>"You really think I'm keeping track of how many mudbeasts I've slain? The boneheads and the pigeons sure, they're a bit hardier than you worthless lot.">"Zen make it quick.">"'Vith' pleasure.">The gruff voice laughs at its own mockery.>A burst of air nearly blows the blanket off of you, but you manage to hold fast to it.>It does, however, obscure your vision.>You're too afraid to move it back, so you listen to the ensuing scuffle.>You know mama won't go down without a fight, and even though you can't see her you're praying to the deities to aide her.>But when she cries out louder than you've ever heard her scream before, you feel tears forming.>"Worthless bitch. Glory to Griffonsto-">You hear the thing that injured your mother squawk before going silent.>You know it might not yet be safe, but you have to help her if you can.>You throw off the blanket, rushing over to her shuddering form."Y-you really got him, mama..."
>"Yes, I suppose I did.">She chuckles and then coughs.>"See if any of ze medics are free, I can tie myself up for now but I am losing blood fast.">You nod and run up the stairs, like the wind that gives your equine sisters in the sky their passage.>Rushing out the door, you see the streets strewn with neighbors.>The kindly old stallion who would give you hard candy when he thought your parents wouldn't looking has his wrapped around the wheel of a carriage.>The pegasus who used to babysit you's head is placed neatly on the cobblestones, her body fifteen meters away with her white coat muddled with liters of blood.>You gallop to the hospital, but every room you check reveals a dead nurse, doctor, surgeon, patient, or therapist."Please! Somepony! My mutter, she's in trouble!"
>The blood dripping on the floor is the only thing that answers your cries.>You rush back to your mother, tears nearly blinding you.>"Nopony left?""N-none, mama..."
>"You did your best, come here my little miracle.">You're not sure why she calls you that, but it feels nice.>"I vant to see those pretty blue eyes again.">You hug her close, looking up into her eyes and hoping that somehow, the force of your hug will stop the bleeding from her chest.>"You're a very special mare Aryanne, do you know zat?""I'm but a filly..."
>"But today, you must become a mare. Go to ze next town with the letter in the safe, ze combination is six, seven, sixty-three.""I love you, mama."
>"I love you too, Aryanne. More zan anything. I know already zat you have ze strength to make zis right.">You hold her close until her ragged breathing slows to a halt.>And continue until the tears are the only things warming her cold body.>Only then do you notice that your flank has become decorated.>The insignia is not known to you, but the heart surrounding it of course is.>You know what must be done.>Be Green Clover.>Aryanne slides the orb over to League, and she carefully touches it.>You see tears forming in her eyes too seconds later.>"I-I lost my mother too, you know...">"I am sorry. It changes a mare, does it not?">"Y-yes. I will do the best I can to aid you in your fight, I'm sorry for my apprehension.">"It is quite alright. I vould imagine zey vould need to paint ze griffons in a more positive light to make my actions seem unjustified."
>>269486>>269488To protect their smiles.
>>269489Forever.
Well done Lone15, I'm ready to combat the griffon.
A few more fucking errors that I missed, so I'll fix them in the doc. I can't fucking believe I had to delete Hitler dubs.
>>269490>>269491Thank you, this one was an interesting experience to write.
"You knew this would happen, don't beat yourself up about it."
>You cough into your hoof.
>It's red, you don't have much more time.
>"Not so soon, I-"
>She holds up a wing, letting those warm feathers you're oh so familiar with absorb the tears.
"But eventually. You're an alicorn, you'll live for thousands of years. Maybe longer. This was inevitable...."
>"You have the makings of one, you were going to live forever."
"Twilight, there's no sense reminiscing on that now."
>You yawn.
"I'm tired..."
>You can see the hint of a smile on her face.
>You feel the sort of happiness you haven't felt in months as she pulls back the covers.
>Your form is a mess of intravenous drips and bandages from failed procedures, but she still somehow finds the perfect angle to wrap herself around you.
>"Do you want a bedtime story?"
"Yes please, mom."
>"Once upon a time, there was a grumpy bear and a meek antelope."
>You can feel your eyelids growing heavy.
>"T-they fought every day, the bear being a hunter and the antelope being an herbivore."
>You're fighting to stay awake now, but you have to hear the whole story.
>"One day, the antelope stopped and listened to the bear. He realized that there was no right way to subsist, only different sides of the same figure."
>You readjust your position slightly.
>"A-and then one day when the bear woke up..."
>There's something wet on your face.
>Twilight is at barely a whimper at this point.
>"He was an antelope..."
"Twilight, I think I'm going to sleep now."
>"B-but I haven't finished the story..."
>You look up into those beautiful eyes and give her a tired smile.
"It's alright, I understand it."
>>269486>>269489This is Aryanne's canon backstory to me now.
>>269495All these greens…muh feels!
>be filly
>learning about dinosaurs in class
>Cheerilee says the end of a Stegosaurus's tail is called the Thagomzser
>wait a fucking second
>that thing didn't have a name on earth until a Far Side comic had a caveman say "This part is called the Thagomizer, named after Thag who was killed by it"
>and the scientific community decided to go along with it
>the HUMAN scientific community
>raise hoof
>cheerilee sees you and calls your name
"Miss Cheerilee? Why is it called that?"
>>269512Hunh. The pony conspiracy is about to opened up.
>>269495I can't put my finger on it, but I feel I've read that before somewhere. Still a great green.
Off topic.
>>269512>dinosaurs>and the scientific community decided to go along with it>the HUMAN scientific community>>269515>The pony conspiracy is about to opened up.Well, that conspiracy about dinosaurs is fucking real.The skeletons in the museums aren't real, but Hollywood makeshifts. Every bone recovered never has been returned to the countries of origin and are kept by the Carnegie Foundation and the Royal ...whatever. From broken and single bones the "experts" imagine whole animals that came from their asses.No kidding.
>>269515>I can't put my finger on it, but I feel I've read that before somewhere.You probably have, I found a cache of old and unfinished greens that I wrote on my phone ages ago recently and decided it might be fun to post and adapt a few of them.
>"W-What was in that potion you foul foal!?"
>You smile as you look down on the small Chrysalis.
"Who's the child now bugbutt?"
>You say as you can feel the grin grow bigger.
>"D-Don't call me that! Fix me now!" She says trying to sound athoritive but only sounding cute.
"Why would I do that? Personally I like you more this way. Besides, I probably saved you, the ponies weren't gonna put up with you forever. Also I don't know how."
>"No! You're lieing! You have to know how to fix me! I'm a queen!" She says as her eyes tear up.
"Aww, are we gonna cry? Weren't you the one who always said to toughen up?"
>"F-Fix me..." She begs.
"Nope! Well, imma go play with Twi now, you know where to find me when you stop being a cry baby~!"
From the draw thread:
>>269390 →>>269393 →
>>269555Cute.
Depowered-Filly-Chrysalis has some good potential as a prank accomplice / target for Anonfilly.
>>269557>Next: Child labor>Leslie just has Anonfilly do her chores
https://youtu.be/kiUt5HuW3xc>Local fillies cause generic isekai'd loli to have a heart attack
[kind of want to make anon a hacker again]
[intro]
>a scenery of Equestria's landscape seen from the sky at dawn, calm, silence and nature
>two pegasi are rushing in the middle of the night at close supersonic
>closeup on them, they all got a helmet and a radio.
>Stinger, a teal colored pegasus and Thunderlane. Both are armed and in uniform, patrolling the skies.
>a female pony voice «Baltimare control to Thunder01»
>The yellow-eyed black pegasus from the Royal Forces responds
Thunderlane:«This is Thunder01, I copy»
>the female pegasi from Baltimare on the radio is calmly giving them instructions «Unidentified airborne codename Vulture is now at 0-50 to your position, at 60 nautical miles, level 3-5-0. Possible hostile.»
>SkyStinger:«0-50, 60 nautical miles, level 3-50. Copy Baltimare.»
Thunderlane:«Probably another dragon that's lost and entered our airspace.»
>On the ground, a lot of military ponies are following a radar echo. «Scramble Cloudesdale, and get me Luna on the phone.»
>Next to them, some pegasus mare is on the phone with somepony with a german accent.«We have one unidentified spot on our radar screens entering our airspace. Do you confirm? Alright we'll keep you informed.»
>«So what's our nazis are up to?
>«Germaneigh Luftwaffe confirmed they don't have any of their jets airborne but have took off from Rammstein Airbase.»
>One of the air marshalls's picking the mic. «Thunder01, Stinger44, you are clear to engage Vulture as soon you are in range. I say again, kill Vulture when on reach. »
>SkyStinger:«Wilco Baltimare.»
>Thunderlane:«Stinger, i got a visual, cannot identify-»
>a ball of light traveling at high speeds almost hit him.
>Thunderlane and his teammate are turning and starts chasing the UFO «Holy shit!»
>Stinger:«Tally ho!»
>on the ground, ponies are following the interception on the radars, as ponies are chasing it over the mountains.
>A sonic boom, with condensation trail painting a rainbow under the moonlight. Something flying twice faster than a bullet. RainbowDash is incoming as reinforcements to the two pegasus.
>RainbowDash:«This is Crash, got a lock on Vulture, over.»
>Thunderlane:«It's all yours!»
>She's packing a missile on her saddle, shes aiming it at the unknown object, and fires it at the target.
>RainbowDash:«Crash, fox three!»
>The missile disappears among the clouds in the night, and ends a few seconds later with a flash.
>Baltimare:«This is baltimare, Vulture is no longer on our screens. All units come back to the base.»
Rainbowdash:«Ha, that gotta hurt!»
>Stinger:«Nice shot Crash! We have an impact, sector 21-04 northeast Everfree, secure the area.»
>Ponies are doing a flyby trying to determine where the UFO have crashed, without a lot of success, then going back their respective directions.
>On the ground, an impact, with various metallic bits slowly moving. An amorphous bunch of circuits and different parts struggling to form something.
>Near from there a couple of country ponies are approaching from the impact riding their 4x4 vehicle.
>One of them is carrying a rifle, trying to know what they just saw.
>The strange thing that crashed scans the vehicle, the rifle, even the glasses of the old pony
>Pony: «see anything, Lou?»
>Lou: «Over there, I heard sumthin'»
>Some weird, humming, electrics noise, an engine starting up, two headlights, and a car, out of nowhere is now rushing on them.
>Lou: «Who's that fucko doin ere? HEY!»
>He's shooting at the other truck before being hit, and flying a dozen of meters away, breaking his neck.
>The other pony driving his truck is now rolling a few times, gets ejected through the window, both are likely dead, as a car with nopony behind the wheel is now on the roads of Equestria, flickering and glowing strangely.
>Cut to a skreeching electronic noise
>Anon's screaming as she just wakes up on a desk, at the sound of a matrix printer and some strange looking equestrian technology. Keyboards, monochrome terminals on command lines, electronics DIY packed on woodern boxes.
>The first rays of sun tells the green mare she spent all the night on an office trying to write her first computer program, her, who always swore to learn at least some HTML or VisualBasic is now learning EBM's opcodes.
>In the middle of listing and magnetic tapes, a grey filly is also waking up, picking her glasses and putting them back on her nose
SilverSpoon:«Is it compiling finally, Anon?»
Anon:«Of course, all by myself, I've been working all night nonstop, whoever wrote these books is a faggot and a moron.»
>Silver is looking happy but tired, she also have been debugging kilobytes of code that night too.
>Anon yells
«Just you know what? Your hardware is shit, it's like not even my grandfather worked with something like this during the war, but this shit here is the future, I need more coffee.»
Silver:«Mom hates me cause she says I'm not normal, but with you, I know I'm fine.»
Anon:«Being on the attic of an autistic horse with a computer isn't normal. Even me being here isn't normal. But I'm playing along, as always, like the good little mare Miss Twilight want me to be, you know what? In a few years she'll be mine. Because she's a cunt.»
>Silver's going downstairs and prepares some breakfast, and some coffee for Anon, who's still fixing some lines in her software.
>>269590Good to have you back.
>>269590Would hack the filly again.
>>269557>>269585these are QT fillies friend
>>269618>mandatory timeout cuddlesI wanna die.
>>269618>The truth is he's moved on from Twilight as a target because she doesn't take the bait anymore
>>269603yep, I need to go back to writing, that keeps me focused on something.
>>269622Gorgeous!
>>269590>Hours later Anon's explaining what he was working on all night long.>He wants to make computers accessible for everypony by writing a thing called an User Interface.>Silver also brought a few copies for their exposé on computing, doing their stuff in the middle of the class.>All that to get interrupted by Cheerilee «Fillies. Let's be realist; that kind of thing will be useless. Computers are computers, no one needs a computer. If you need one you need to learn programming»>Anon is cutting her «Or just know commands and have a book for reference, nothing functional, in my world»>She's making fun of him once again «Yes in your world. I forgot you are from a country called Theory, and everything you imagine there is successful. Vehicles, aeroplanes, computers, energy and killing eachother.»>He's pissed of course>Cheerilee is frowning «You fillies need to keep realistic, this is not the school of friendship here. We must get ready for life, ideals are cute but even if Snips and Snails discovered a new recipe that would at least have a purpose.»>Silver is yelling «This is serious, we are also working on a project, on security of networked computers and telecommunications, you know your taxes and many data are now stored on cards and magnetic tape, centralized, these information can be confidential, and be accessed by unauthorized ponies, or corrupted, like a criminal record, a banking information, orders, medical too, every site that more and more use these machines ignore they store personal information. Or crucial systems like the telecoms, or the Army or emergency... And none of these systems are secured. In this terms, in case of war, we would be subject to a term anon coined, a cyberattack.»>Anon:«She's right and that's also the second part. Cryptoanalysis, that's what she would be. it's math.»>Cheerilee:«This would be a valuable lesson, we have plenty of trees here to make papers and pencils, the old fashioned way. We're not Industria or Hooviet Union where every pony is linked to a big database and controlled every minute. I'm teaching you the basics, if you want to play all kind of computer things, drawing, inventing recipes, talking to animals if you like, do it, but what you learn here in this class is basic knowledge and logic, which will be valid for the rest of your life.»>Sweetie Belle's nudging Anon. «First time, heh?»>That pink mule's on competition with Twilight's stupid school. And that's one of her good days.>Nopony this day again managed to reach a decent rating, at best, I got a C-. So nope, it's not a hugbox.>We don't even need to bully anypony at some point, we all get bullied.>Get rekt, destroyed, and need to get even better.>Compose something, paint, she will bring your work to an expert that will tell you in the face why you suck unless you are that exception.>Anon and Silver's trip on security kind of caught my attention.>end up discussing about it. Father uses computers for his business, if I can get him a job>Anon's got that little blink in the eye when he's talking about what he did in his previous life >In a world of information, knowledge is the weapon, and anonymity is like an invisibility spell. «Everyone's more or less God. Seeing everything without being there. To have knowledge of everything, without having physical contact. God does nothing. If God doesn't do it, the people will.»>Later I found that this also was inspired by one of Anon's animés.>Anon's thinking: We should make a group.>I'm frowning:«You two are so nerdy you're even scaring Twist from joining»>Anon's laughing «It's not like, the school's computer club. A group of hackers.»>Silver's continuing. «A secret group of computer pirates. We're already 4. You still have your father's old computer, right?»>She's right, basically this thing a typewriter with a television screen attached to it I use to write a book. «Myeah...What can I do in your super secret club?»>Anon's frowning: «I'd see you like, the social engineering expert.»>And then they bring em to their outpost, talking about things like exploits, databases, networks, cryptography, injection of code...>One sure thing is, they both know no system is safe. And can be controlled. To know, to observe, to have an influence, good or evil. Who are they at this point?>They both ensured I would never tell a word to Twilight or Cheerilee, or anyone about what they do, or what they know.>One sure thing they are not about making videogames, hence me questioning why they brought Button Mash in their club.>We're anonymous, she's anonymous, he's anonymous, I'm anonymous. You're anonymous. As simple as that.
>>269654Your filly just fucked a page of 4000 characters just by hitting that fucking "preview page" button strategically placed there.
I'm removing this as a function right now before I continue.
Hardware-wise if I cannot find a software method.
>>269656Filly did nothing wrong.
>>269658not anon, but I, for having installed a modern distro on this PC and forgot to do a xmodmap -e "keycode 166=" xmodmap -e "keycode 167=" the placement of these is monstruous. an accidental hit and I'm back one page losing the content.
And I'm writing a story bout hackers and stuff. It's late, I should do it tomorrow instead.
>>269659>xmodmap -e "keycode 166=" xmodmap -e "keycode 167=>keyboard mappingI've got it now.
>You sit at the table as you eat your dinner.
>The vegetables are small, smaller than they would normally be with sunlight.
>Sad...
>You could get better food, but this is what your citizens eat, and you should be treated no better, they already are in fear of their own speech...
>Across from you, with a much better plate is your 'aunt'.
>Of course she eats well, why would she care about her citizens suffering, so long as she gets her moon, why should she care.
>"Ehm." She grunts to get your attention.
>She gets it with the scowl you give.
>She looks as blank as always.
>Blank or angry, all you've ever seen of her.
>You couldn't care less, she deserves nothing better.
>"Anonymous, our niece. A citizen has told us you spoke poorly of us. Is this true?"
"Mhmm."
>You say as you continue eating.
>She sighs.
>"Why?"
"Why not?"
>...
>The room is quiet, say for the guards armor shuffling.
>...
>"Why do you hate us dear niece?"
>You feel the fork in your magic crinkle as your grip tightens.
>Your breathing gets deeper.
"What is there to like? You show up, take away my mother, lock up my friends, disgrace her, hurt her citizens, and claim yourself a ruler."
>You say as you try to keep your calm.
>"We have not locked up any of your friends. Only traitors. The citizens will find I am superior to our sister. As will you. We can be thy moth-"
"NO. No you cannot, and don't say you can. The fact you see nothing wrong with what you do proves this, your plate alone tells how much you care of your citizens. I'd hate to see what you'd trade me for."
>"We would never-!"
>You simply stand up with your plate and hover it to a guard, who holds it on a wing.
>"Where are you going? We are not done!"
"Lock me up if you want. You would anypony else."
>You leave the room, you cannot hear as she orders the guards to leave.
>You do not see her hang her head sadly.
>She loves her family in the end, the thought of another hating her tares her up more than she allows any to see.
>She just wants somepony to be there for her.
>Your mother would be disgusted at your actions if she could see you now.
>>269681>Be 'Nonny' as Aunt Luna likes to call you.>Daughter of Celestia, niece of Luna, heir to the sun, and studyer of magic!>You're really glad you got your own aunt, mom is nice, but having more family is always nice.>You're currently speaking with one of the elements of harmony, miss Rarity.>Always nice to speak with the citizens.>"And that darling is how I'd design the helps new gown, it allows mobility and keeps it clear of chemicals, all in a stylish design.">You smile."This looks wonderful miss Rarity, and I'd love to have such a design in the works. I'll speak to my mother about a commission."
>She dances around before stopping her joyfull outburst and collecting herself.>"Eh, thank you so much princess Anon. This means so much to me!">You nod."Of course, anything for the citizens of my mother's country."
>It is always nice to have such innovative ponies.>You have a maid lead her to a room for the day. Couldn't have the poor mare make this trip with a uncertain answer home.>Life is great.>...>You are Nightmare Moon.>Tears stream down as you place a hoof on a window of what could have been.>You watch as 'Nonny' finished up her court and ran up to a version of you.>Hugging her happily, actually talking, playing.>Being a family...>Why can't you have anything?
>>269683>princess AnonI can't bear it.
The fucking dickhead now is a princess.
It's too much.
>>269681>>269683That's a great green. Truely hard times. Failure of communication on multiple levels, and actions bereft of justification.
Woe is the life left wrapped in self loathing, none existant self confidence, and no one to blame.
To strike at the heart of matters is the key to defeating the beast. To form the truest of connections.
>Your mother would be disgusted at your actions if she could see you now.
Anon's mother or NMM's mother?>>269684The princess has fallen, long live the princess.
>>269651Good stuff. There was a prompt a while back about something like this, I don't know if you saw it while lurking but I like the way this is going. Your writing has improved a lot. Have something I drew on a plane around two years ago I think I never posted for your efforts.
>>269178>>269188Juiceboxes never felt large enough.
>>269186Gonna do yours next, maybe tomorrow night. I'm kind of horrible at keeping schedules.
>>269687Wew, I didn't know I needed that until I saw it. Great job.
Some say filly melted the steel beams with concentrated autism, but we know better. The third tower folded like erectile dysfunction in motion. A filly's blader is only so big, has an estimated time of six seconds.
The time frame is all wrong. My friends, there were dancers on the buildings...
Watching.
And here's the magazine.
This is going to be one hell of a ride, and it never ends.
At least we're all here together my friends.
>>269689Thanks, heh.
>>269688Gonna include my warm-up sketches too, bonus points if you can tell the two things I'm referencing.
>>269188>>269688>juicebox>juiceboxes>>269690Nice
>>269687that's cute, promised the next illustration will be drawn on my Windows CE GPS's MSpaint.
>>269651>Fort Amalthea, Canterlot, 17:00 CET>a large room, decorated with paintings of battles, with old military ponies, knights, the ministry of defence, secretaries and scientists are discussing, reviewing videos of the radar of the last night.>Scientist unicorn «We are still in the process of gathering evidence and data, it could be anything, probably an intermediary stage of a launcher, an unmanned vehicle, or debris of a communications satellite we have not any report yet.»>one of the Royal Guards is announcing «Mares and gentlecolts, her majesty the Princess!»>Two guards are accompanying Princess Celestia to a reserved seat and the room goes in a respectful silence.>a servant is bringing her a few copies of the reports of yesterday's incident.>The ministry is making his speech «Your highness, as you are aware we are here to discuss the intrusion of the Equestrian airspace last night. The investigations are continuing this afternoon.»>Princess Celestia is reading the report «Thank you, Ron. That's a bit confusing, no wreck of the airship? General?»>The windows blinds are lowering and a projection is starting, and the general is making his speech.«Ah well, the start of radar contact have been established at 21:37 over the mountain region in the north of Wilbrink, prefecture at the border between Germaneigh and Ponyland. The contact was then at supersonic speed, Trondheim control tried to contact the aircraft with no success.»>the path is drawn on the map and is summing up the report «The unknown aircraft continued to follow the heading inside our land without identification. at 21:41 two armed pegasuses are scrambled from Baltimare, attack and interception group "Storm", Two more ponies have also been scrambled and took off from Cloudsdale armed each with radar missiles. The first group received the order to took it down and the target escaped, changing its heading, going supersonic again. At 21:46 RainbowDash from the interception group "Raptor" got a lock on the target, and without an hesitation fired a MaRV-5 radar-guided missile, and we lost track of the unknown craft.» >The presentation includes a drawing of RainbowDash firing her missile «Lieutenant RainbowDash announced Fox3 which destroyed the target on impact in a matter of seconds, just enough for "Storm" to evacuate. She's a maverick but that was the only window of shooting away from any city or village. On the ground, impacts have been found, we suppose one have caused one car accident, two guys but as the police investigates we found out it was another vehicle impact. On the debrief, we all agreed that none of the responisibility of the accident could be put on her or any of the military.»>Celestia's still reading the report.>She's finding a few numbers that does not correlate «The accident happened several minutes after the designated target "vulture" disappeared on this area, what were they doing here, any info?»>some pony is bringing her more documents that are not stamped [TOP SECRET] but from the sheriff of the Wilbrink County.>Celestia is paying attention to every detail. «Ah, apparently they went out in the middle of the night around ten o clock, on a Duster, an all-terrain vehicle, on their land. It was also mentioned one of them opened fire. That is not mentioned in the report on the search for remainings. What did he shot? A smoking bunch of debris on the ground? That's the conclusion so far?»>Some military consultant is laughing «Your highness, in this region, ponies shoot anything they don't understand for whatever reason, even just going out of the pub,»>Celestia's looking at him «Is this an argument that will modify this police report that says another vehicle was on the impact site and caused that accident? Apparently a similar or same model? Certainly not. Gentlecolts, from now you will cooperate with the police, I'm sending in a royal order to the prefecture of that region. Search for that vehicle. This thing reeks of changeling. Also disregard the weather balloon or unmanned craft, I contacted the Chancellor Aryanne, they had no maneuvers of any kind around the border and will be willing to cooperate, as they have also detected unidentified radar echoes that week. And I want result; this is a national security affair. There's something missing, you will keep me informed of every step of the investigation. Execution!»>Everypony is saluting firmly at her orders, as she's leaving the room, accompanied with her Imperial Guard.>One of them is murmuring «Well, our Good Old Princess is back in duty it seems. »>Meanwhile in the middle of the north woods, here's the 4x4 reappearing, without driver, still the windshield impacts, jumping over the branches and stops on a clear area.>Its headlights are blinking, with a red glow, and it's deploying some kind of device from its hatch, an antenna reaching out of the woods, scanning the sky, stopping moving.>far above, on a high orbit, a large, dark ship eclipses the stars behind it.>inside, something is reading the communications with the images from the ground. Some of them are discussing. «This is a peak of Energon radiation we never analyzed or detected before in the galaxy. Only radiation coming out of blackholes, not a stable source as this one.»>Someone else on the left «Rover confirms, the neutrino signature is unique, and proper to...»>Out of the darkness of the ship, a third mechanical being, Megatron is observing «The Allspark. I have no idea how could it be detained by such primitive beings, but this planet could be our salute for rebuilding our civilization. We're deploying there.»>An army of Decepticons are cheering with him.>On the ground, the 4WD is deploying another antenna, charging high amounts of electricity, and summons an EMP wave.>The result is a blackout including radar surveillance and communications of a few regions and communications.>All the computers where Anon stays at suddenly turns off as the power cuts.>He's pissed. very pissed.
>>269695Creativity has not limits.
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>>269698>SilverSpoon now explains to us the point of having a tape unit, as it incrementally acts as a memory that keeps data as soon power is cut, and allows to go back even if a work has been unsaved. As a back-up device.>Anon talks about the solution in his world is batteries that have to keep computers powered. But instead of practice, Anon needs to learn hacking on systems he never practiced on, for him it's neither "Windows" "IBM" "Unix" systems, adapting is also a challenge to every hacker.>I'm interjecting «Silver, does your parents know about all of this?»>She's responding with «It's good to hear you start on the subject Diamond, you know, they are hippies, uneducated and actually scared of anything like this, Even when my cousin, Octavia decided to play classic music they kept calling her a fascist, a bootlicker of the bourgeoisie.»>Anon's decided «I told Twilight I won't be at home since I'm studying something important after class about magic and stuff, don't you know a place I could rent? She's still a princess, I could get anything signed from her and voila. Maybe an apartment or small house with stable power.»>I'm thinking for a couple of minutes «There's disaffected buildings at the suburbs of ponyville. It's kind of creepy but there's enough room.»>Anon's smiling again «That could make it, power is free here, right?»«Yep as soon there's water in the rivers. Wanna go check?»
>We're packing our saddlebags and stuff.>Trotting at the south of Ponyville to find an abandoned warehouse, long after the Sofa n'Quills on Prescott Avenue>Anon's admiring «That's a pretty calm place.»>Button's confirming «All of these have moved out to Canterlot last decade, now the remaining producers in Ponyville are just shops in the center and Sweet Apple Acres. Even the arcade is closing»>Silver's saying «Normal, if you have games at home, why would you put a coin to play a game every time? That's not how you get rich.»>Anon's laughing «Wait til you discover DLC!»>There we are. A building with rusty sign with a retroish, cartoony buff stallion painted that once was a lumber company«MILFORD BUCKERS COMPANY»
>Most of the letters have degraded with time leaving just «MILF FUCKERS COMPANY»
>Anon looks at the sign in amazement, «Now I have a place I can call home. Milf Fuckers Company! Mind if we use this as our gang name?»>We enter in the hangar after just taking down an old rusty padlock>it's empty, just got some cardboxes and other tools left. Someone temporarily used it as a garage or something.>We're visiting. there's an office with vintage typewriters, old rusty tools, it's really like a time capsule, everything in there never been moved since at least a half century>There's a stock of wood-made items, tables>It's the evening and the sun is going down under the horizon>Anon's wondering : «Maybe power's back... I'll test, if it catch fire, we just run okay?»>And all the old atelier and everything illuminates with old bulbs that takes seconds to warm up, among the first radios, even a telephone!>everything tends to get a yellowish tint, the old plans, books; registers>Silver, who so far have always been frowning at the idea of moving on a lost place admiuts herself «Now we're good. Diamond, I'm buying it.»>«It's not for sale, I literally have a few things to change on my father's registry and it's all ours. Deal?»>Anon:What time is it? Ah I mean not , like,a long time ago even if all this place looks out of time for me but I need to go back to Twilight's Castle. She's gonna be mad at me again.>He's smooching me «You're a genius! We meet tomorrow after school or something?»>Silver's all like «I might stay here for a moment, sorting out some stuff. You should zoom Anon!»>Yeah I'm taking care of the cleanup with Button!>Button is whining «Why me?» as Anon's leaving us.>Anon's running back to Twilight's Castle.>There's no one here.>He's yelling «Twilight? Spike? Anyone home? Sorry I've been late!»>Glimmer was here «Anon? Oh, you're here?»>Anon's worried «Where is Twilight and Jurassic Park?»(mentioning Spike)>Glimmer's looking bored:«At Canterlot with the pack, something important. She wanted me to stay here and guard the castle. Are you alright?»>He's nodding «yeah, was with friends. What happened? Seen that blackout?»>She nodded «And that's a bit related, something weird has been going on lately.»>«I'm hungry, anything to eat?»
>>269444That's the hottest thing I've seen in weeks
>>269717You know, it would had the same effect if I killed you instead.
>>269716mrow, yes!
>>269714>hottestI didn't commented it before but I would say that is way degenerate for my taste.
Twilight can get a bit too into the boop wars with the fillies.
>>269721Oops, an overconfident filly, it won't end up well.
>>269698>>269712>Transformers>Hacking>FilliesIt's the perfect fucking storm of autism. Please continue.
>"R-Realease us... now Anonymous."
"Aww you're so cute when you make demands~!"
>Luna's cheeks puff up and her horn lights up.
>You're turned into a small green filly and look up towards Luna who is now smiling smugly as she picks you up and hold you in her hooves.
>"Who is cute now Anonymous?"
>Celestia gasp from the doorway.
>"My my sister, when I saw Anon carrying you away I didn't think it like that."
>"W-Wha-?"
>"Aww, she has your eyes." Celestia says as she places a hoof tip to your chest and smiles. "So... how was he?"
>"N-No! Tis not like-"
>"He always bragged to me about human stamina, is it true?"
>"We didn't-"
>"Oh look at me, gossiping like a school girl. You enjoy parenthood sister. I'll go find Anon and congratulate him."
>"No come back! We didn't-"
>But it's too late, Celestia is gone.
>Luna has a look of dread.
"You. You're the cute one."
>>269731That's why Celestia controls the sun. Only she can dish out those burns.
>>269688>Juiceboxes never felt large enough.You must be a big filly.
>>269737F-for you
I've been exceptionally tall throughout all of my life. The few times I've drawn myself as a filly I always keep her small, being tall is a lot less cool than most people would think.
>>269741>picThat's tender stuff.
>>269741(You)'re just the right filly friend.
BOOP
>>269721What is filly's Stand?
>>269755500 pounds of perfectly crispy chicken tendies.
>>269755An anatomically correct model of a horsecock.
>>269814Funnily enough, we've already been down this road
I miss you Stand Proud, I'm pretty sure there's more jojo filly around, but I don't have them.
>>269814Stat the stands
Anon
Power: B, can lift a pony over his head
Speed: E, terribly out of shape
Range: C, can fight using fists or mean words
Durability: A, superior human stamina
Precision: B, 20/20 hindsight, knows exactly what he should have done
Gay: C, pretty gay
>>269816Huh, I didn't realize that.
Cute JoJo filly
>>269813That's kinda hot...
Really hot...
You know what that means?!
>"H-hey, what are you doing with that hose?"
>>269821Everytime i see this pic it reminds me of this link
http://derpy.me/fillywheelSurprised it still works after all this time>>269822>HoseWouldn't a lamp be best to catch and bring her back to Twilight so she can fix the runaway science experiment filly?
How many good filly points is it worth it?
>>269822"Can't go peting a dirty filly now can we."
>"Where does it say that, hunh!""In mah big smoll filly book!"
>>269823>Wouldn't a lamp be best to catch and bring her backThe implications here are that water destroys moth wings.
>>269832Didn't knew that, oof
And what if the science filly was a pegasus? Destroying her wings like that...poor fag
>>269821>>269813Let's see what goes into the filly
[1d16 = 2]1 = Dildo
2 = Everything
3 = Squash
4 = Cactus
5 = The dick
6 = Two fists
7 = Fire ants
8 = Horsecock
9 = Dynamite
10 = Banana
11 = Broken glass
12 = Eggplant
13 = Superglue
14 = Barbed wire
15 = Twilicane
16 = Another filly
>>269857It's worse.
Everything includes itself, so recursive insertion, the filly's vagoober is now a black hole.
>You take pride in your filly design.
>You're damn good at it.
>There's a formula to it: removing the names from memories (including the human's own), selecting a race based on an extensive personality analysis, every fine detail down to the color of her coat has to be expertly crafted or the mold won't quite fit.
>But by far your favorite thing about the analysis is seeing their fears, aspirations, and even a peek at what their destiny might imply for a cutie-mark.
>You can make a stubborn filly with a fear of arachnids love you in days if you save her from a nest of giant scorpions, push academic fillies away from friends you think will hinder their development into one of Eqyestria's great minds, or even orchestrate situations that will allow a mark to be formed.
>And they love you for it.
>They don't see you as the puppetmaster that you are, just a loving mother who always knows what's best.
>You softly sigh as you allow the little earth pony with a fear of lightning to nestle into your neck.
>You had scheduled this storm weeks in advance so that you could fit her into your busy schedule of night-time comforting.
>Countless fillies had shared your bed after night-time terrors of some sort over the past six months, from everything to giant wall centipedes to being afraid of the sound the toilet made when it flushed.
>The little things fill a void in your life you didn't know you had until you lost poor sweet little Nonny in that fire...
>Never again will you let anything like that happen to one of your foals.
>>269861What happens when Twilight comes up against a filly who also happens to be a chessmaster?
>>269861>pic related>>269857>>269859It's all about the order.
So what goes in first.
[1d16 = 12]>>269863That's a green I have to see
Pic repost.
This filly must be here.
>>269351This actually gave me a flash of rage blindness by the end. Good job, you did well.
>>269886But Anon, Mommy Issues and >Rape me were tied for the winning results.
>>269902….
I, uh, missed that there was a poll....
WHOOPS
>>269862What are you doing in the abuse general?
>>269907Last I checked this was the mommy issues general.
>>269910No no no, It's the make Twilight's life a living hell general
>>269910We can share that title, but pussies who can't appreciate decent green because it hurt their feelings don't belong here.
I wish for filly to pee in my mouth.
>>269917Pussies who can't handle a shitpost or even an unironic differing opinion don't belong here either.
>>269926Cry moar normalfag.
Thanks mods. This guy just never gives up.
>>269939Anything for the fillies <3
Licks hoof
Niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger
>>269906Gib mommy issues stand
>You are...
>Well, you don't have a name.
>You don't have much of anything, besides of course your cave and your body.
>You don't even have anyone else to talk to, except the occasional woodland creatures.
>Not to make them seem like less, it's just kinda hard to understand them if they talk too quickly.
>A couple squirrels once offered to take you to someone like you, but you didn't want to burden them, that and the travel is long.
>Living is hard enough, let alone if they had to deal with you.
>Besides, then you couldn't see... whoever it was that always flew around your mountain cave.
>They were massive, much bigger than you, but they had wings like you, but unlike you, they could use them right, and they always appeared from the otherside of the mountain, and went to the peak before taking off.
>They flew around so gracefully, like they weighed nothing at all, only a occasional flap of their massive wings to keep them aloft.
>You have attempted to copy them, learn to fly, but never could.
>You always fell flat, not even catching a breeze.
>Your little green fur would get messy every time, occasional giving you a cut, forcing you to travel to the stream which was quite a bit away.
>But this time you think you understand what you're doing wrong.
>They always started at the peak of the mountain, so it must be you need a bit of fall to pick up speed!
>It only makes sense.
>So you put a bunch of leafs around a sudden flat edge you found on the mountain, to cushion yourself incase you fail.
>It's not alot, maybe a couple hundreds you found on the floor, some a bit old.
>Safety first of course.
>The flat is maybe a 300 foot drop if you had to guess, plenty enough to pick up some air on your wings.
>And so here you are, on the edge watching the peak of the mountain.
>They should be here any moment now, just gonna watch and make sure you understand everything first.
>And as if on a perfect timer, they appeared and landed on the peak.
>They spread their wing, and let the hooves fall to their belly as they jump off and dive headfirst to the ground, then take off after a bit.
>Right!
>You got it now.
>You take a couple steps away before galloping to the edge and jumping!
>You let your hooves hang limp towards your belly as you spread your wings and point towards the ground.
>You should catch the wind any second now.
>Any second...
>The ground is getting closer quick and those leafs don't look too comfy, especially after the wind spread them out alot more.
>You close your eyes and try to move your wings in a flapping motion to pickup some lift, but it doesn't feel like it's working.
>You eventually brace for impact by tightening your muscles.
>This is it...
>What a life...
>...FWOOMP
>...
>You feel like you hit something, but you're not in pain.
>Either the leafs worked or you died.
>Cracking open your eyes you see you're moving through the air.
>Must be dead then, your wings are closed and-
>"What in Faust name were you thinking!?" A feminine voice yells.
>You look up and see, them.
>That pony you saw always flying so high above you.
>She has her hooves hooked under yours as she comes to a landing, placing you down and landing infront of you.
>"You could have died little filly! You should know better than to fly with wings so messed up, have you not been preening? Your parents must be worried sick! What were you-"
>You are standing next to a pony... another living pony.
>Is your breathing getting quicker?
>"Little filly?"
>They're talking to you.
>Actually talking to you, not like how animals do, where you can understand but only hardly, she's actually speaking to you.
>When'd it get cold?
>"Dear, are you okay? You didn't hit anything did you?" She ask to a mind that's not listening as she puts a hoof on your side.
>They're touching you, a hoof, like yours, but not, is touching you.
>It's a warmth you never knew, even with snuggling with bears.
>Who's screaming?
>"I'm sorry! Did that hurt, you're okay, it's okay, calm down dear!" She says taking the warmth of her hoof away as her face looks fearful.
>A face, a genuine other face, like yours, and it is worried for you.
>Not just your reflection, another pony is worried about you.
>Why is the world twisting?
>"Woah!" She lunges forward, but you don't know why.
>You don't figure out as the world goes dark.
>>269967>Be Celestia.>You're flying back to Canterlot castle to get some medical assistance for this green filly.>You don't know what happened, you had saved her and then justifiably were going to scold such dangerous actions, and she started hyperventilating and...>You land infront of some doctors you spotted outside of the medical building.>Both mares are quick to rush to your side and get to checking her out.>"What happened?" The light blue one ask as she checks her pupils."I-I don't know, she jumped off a cliff, but I caught her before she hit the ground."
>"Possibly concussion, maybe she nicked something you didn't see." She says as the other loads the filly onto her back before continuing the inspection as they moved.>You follow after as the pegasus doctor hovers over her colleague and continues.>"Her wings show scarring and trauma, possibly multiple crashes, very rough ones. Possibly trying to learn to fly, though with such damaged primaries she wouldn't even glide without going into a flat spin. What else happened?""I landed and went to scold her for doing such a dangerous thing. She started hyperventilating, her pupils shrunk, I felt her but she was cold, and she started screaming, so I backed off, then she just... froze, and fell over, passed out. D-Did I do something wrong?"
>"Not likely." The pegasus says.>"Maybe she was star struck?" The one carrying her ask.>"No, that wouldn't explain the coldness and pupils, that normally signifies terror. Possibly she has brain issues.">Another mare, a unicorn doctor joins in the group and a couple nurses start following behind.>"She seems malnourished. Where'd you find her princess?""Behind Canterlot mountain."
>"Could she have been abandoned there?" The mare carrying ask.>"No. Nopony would abandon a filly in the woods like that. Somepony would have reported her by now, that or she wouldn't have made it for long." The unicorn says.>"She's a pegasus, they can connect with animals easier, they could have taken pitty on her and helped. Clouds from Cloudsdale all the time, she could have been on a part that split off and nopony noticed. Somepony have a search party deployed. See if they can find a den or anymore fillies out there." The pegasus says.>"Let's get a brain scan done, see what we're working with." The unicorn says as she begins to guide the group.>You're stopped by one of the nurses.>"Princess, we're going to need you to show us where she was found.">Your wings are uncomfortable as they finick around as you watch the group turn a corner out of your sight."Y-Yes, of couse. She'll be alright, right?"
>"We can't say right now. We'll keep you updated. Now come on, let's go get someponies together for a search.">You nod.>As much as you've seen, seeing a filly hurt is not something you can not shrug off...
>>269951Here, have your milf on adopted daughter fetish
>>269978Based, thank you.
>>269968Solid start, really wanting more
>>269980They look like a bunch of retards around the kiddy pool and one of them shat in it, probably the one on the left who looks oddly satisfied.
>>269968That's an original start.
Please continue.
>be filly
>ur a filly
>good filly
>>269978>Gay replaces Development PotentialSUPREMELY BASED AND REDPILLED
>>269986>They look like a bunch of retards around the kiddy pool and one of them shat in it, probably the one on the left who looks oddly satisfied.It's a spin the bottle pic I made that's supposed to look like shit. I think I spent five minutes on it max.
>>270001You should drop MS Paint and go pirate Photoshop
>>270025When push came to shove the other fillies, and colts got sick of Anon saying they're all faggots.
So they got an 'expert' to prove once and for all if Anonfilly is a fag.
This Catch-22 situation has stumped Anon for many moons.
But the final choice looms ever closer.
IIIIIT'S FRIDAY NIGHT FILLIES!
After a successful raid to Berry Punch's stash, we are finally ready to game and drink and party all night long!
But there's a catch, each filly is only allowed to drink whatever is inside the box they managed to raid themselves although nothing prevents other fillies from sharing an unit of theirs with you if they so wish
Roll [ 1d20 ] to open up and find out what your box was filled with, last digit of your post being how many units of the thing were inside of it
1 - Nothing
2 - Bleach
3 - Water
4 - Milk
5 - Chocolate milk
6 - Soda
7 - Sorted mini juice boxes
8 - Royal Apple juice
9 - Kirin beer
10 - Someone's cum stash
11 - Your choice(dubs)
12 - Bud Wiser
13 - Heinekin
14 - Marehatten Lager
15 - Sweet Apple Acres Cider
16 - Arrogant Bastard Yak Ale
17 - Sierra Crystal Nevada Pale Ale
18 - Berry Punch's Berry Special
19 - Sweet Apple Acres Zap Apple Special
20 - Celestial Founders Breakfast Stout
Reminder to try and avoid getting Twilight's attention like last time though, no one wants a repeat of the good filly points depression
>>270035And rolling
[1d20 = 4]
>>270035Do I have to drink
>>270038 or can I sell it for a favor or something?
>>270037>Off by one from the blessed chocolate milkFUG, guess I'm staying pure and sober this time
>>270039Its yours for the duration of the party, purple confiscates everything strange on the castle once the sun rises and she wakes up
or if some fag tips her up about the party
>>270041Then I hide it outside the castle for my own purposes later. Can I do that?
>>270040>Gets the choccy milk>Zero units
>>270043that's what happens when someone namefags needlessly
>>270040>>270043At least I have a chocolate milk box? For some reason I feel like Discord was behind this.
>>270045Going to go curl up in my box now.
>>270042Castle is locked for everyone to sleep at night, if ya can jump out and back in without waking her, being a magical lock being opened at a weird time and all that
Hopefully your hidey hole is good enough so other passer by's don't find it as well
>>270043>>270046Sorry fam, but them's the rules
F
>>270046You can have one of my milk jars though, going a whole party dry would suck
Both so close, yet so far...
>>270035Rollan
[1d20 = 16]
>>270035Fuck it. Rollan.
[1d20 = 14]
>>270048Thanks mate, I owe you one.
>>270050My condolences. At least the true booze and fun is the friends we made along the way.
Have this milk jar if you want frien.
>>270047I have a shovel and a pair of perfectly good wings, I think I can do this. Not to mention I'm firmly on purple's good side, so I think I can get away with it if I do it right. Hiding 8 berry specials outside for a rainy day, each one can be bought for a (You)!
>>270051I don't even drink, but at least I got a box out of it.
So what game shall be played first?
>>270035How easily does Purple get up anyway?
>>270058You win 100% of the vote.
>>270062Neat, let's go to blood gulch!
Discordniggers please kys.
>>270088Waste of double dubs and heil dubs, I might hate discord as much as the next Anon, but that was just low fucking quality, step up your shitposting.
>>270088I hate Discord more than you and I still think that was a waste of good numbers.
>>270101Nice job copying the Aussie's homework, Nigel. Now fuck off, you aren't wanted here either.
>>269712>Anon's talking with Glimmer about my day, mostly bullshitting >Normal he don't trust her and she don't trust him either.>The whole diner is just Anon and Glimmer on a large table, without any noise, just silence, disturbed by the ticking of a large clock on the living room.>When Twilight isn't around they only are stuck in that huge castle reminescent of a past thing that turned a page between solid moments and confused times where she thinks she's a real princess.>Anon's asking her «Did she told you anything?»>She's making a face «That's top secret. It's a new kind of threat for Equestria and the world.»>Anon sighs. «You know I'm gonna find out soon or late.»>«I still don't get why Twilight keeps you here.»>Anon's mocking her as he picks a jar of wine and refills his glass. «Ow well, I was wondering the same thing about you. She just hates being alone that's a thing.» You're not gonna tell me what she's up to? If there's something I can do?>«like what?» she interjected.>Anon's passing her the bottle humming "starlight" by Muse «Far away... This ship has taken me far away... I'm still curious, what kind of monster is it this time, between us nothing's secret.»>Starlight's sipping some wine knowing she can't even trust Twi about keeping her past a secret.>Anon is using some tactic to know more. «Bet she recounts you everything she thinks she knows about me, might have also wrote about it on her big books, never checked it.»>Starlight kind of knows now she's been caught lurking in Twilight's office. «Alien invasion or something.»>Anon's a bit shook «wew. Aliens? You think the magic of friendsip will do this time?»>she's laughing. «Changeling kind of aliens. Even harder, they are indeed responsible of the blackout over three regions. Can you believe that? Twilight is investigating, she demands the throne and full powers again.»>Anon:«The good new is that at least we know we're not alone in the universe anymore!»>Starlight:«I still don't believe it. Might be some new kind of threat from our own world so I'm waiting here til she needs me.»>Anon's finishing his glass, moves the dishes and a now empty plate of fries to the kitchen's sink.>Anon: «Going to bed early tonight, kinda tired.»>Starlight: «not even going to jerk at anatomy and sex-related books?»>Anon: «Nah at best I'm gonna keep studying how we program on your hardware, it's cryptic as hell.»>Starlight: «Ah yeah you're into computers again. Don't fuck SilverSpoon.»>Anon's frowning: «Glimmer, I am not you. Come to bed.»>Starlight: «You're kind of direct, Anon.»>Anon's grinning. «It's a win win situation, I changed my mind, let's discuss this whole alien changeling thing in my room. I'm sure I can make you speak.»>Starlight's looking around, nods and follow him.>Few minutes later he's frotting his vagina against hers, carressing her clit with patience and skills.>She's moaning and mumbling. «I've been naughty Anon, you know, Twilight asked me to stay out of this thing. I only checked the letter Celestia Spiked to her. Lots of documents and files about a strange machine that can change its appearance.»>Anon's frowning. «A machine now? That's no longer an alien. Keep going and I'm gonna use my tongue. What was it? Mimetic polyalloy?»>She's recounting the whole secret report she read before Twilight picked it.>Anon: «You did good, Glimglam. You'd be a perfect communist agent.»>Glimmer: «Still think I am?»>Anon's going lower and start sucking her tits. «Totally, hmm~»>They're fucking the best they could, yet Anon managed to get her to cum, and finally have some rest.>Anon: «Isn't that what we do? We're also hiding, I'm a human in the body of a pony, we all have secret identities.»>Glimmer: «Now tell me, who are you exactly?»>Anon:«I'm the master mind of a secret organization called the Milf Fuckers Company.»>Glimmer : «Ha.»>Anon:«Getting up early tomorrow. Sleep well.»>in the middle of the equestrian countryside, a few miles from Manehattan>a good bunch of the Equestrian Royal Guard in military uniform is surrounding one police vehicle.>Princess Luna is supervising the operation accompanied with Twilight>Twilight:«Who could have imagined I'd really see this one day of my life. Let's hope they are peaceful.»>Luna:«I've seen tracks of them back on the moon, it was centuries ago. We have never been alone.»>one of the military is taking a loudspeaker «Unknown vehicle, in the name of our Princess, You do not have any right other to comply to our instructions. We order you to surrender and state your name and mission or we will have to open fire! Do you understand?»>The police vehicle from Manehattan, a Mustang-looking car is reeving up, revealing a "to punish and enslave" decal.>Twilight: «These are just... taking control of our technology? What are they»>The car is transforming into an anthropomorphic robot.>«I am Barricade, I am not interested in interfering with your population and none of what I'm doing here are your business.»>Twilight's hovering «let me handle this.»>Luna and the generals around her are sighing>Twilight's approaching «See? You don't need to hide, you don't look bad at all! We can be your friends, and you better be, our princess is kind of determined to transform you into a cheesegrater. what are you looking for on our world?»>Barricade is looking at her>He's groaning and push her away as he's rushing out of here.>The armed ponies are yelling «Don't let it go again!» and start firing at it as he's jumping over the jeeps, hitting the road again in form of a car.>Luna's laughing at her. «We spent hours trying to stop it. But at least that's a start.»>Twi:«But I tried first! Look, I'll arrange that. Trust me, have you seen this? A talking machine, ...It could be fantastic to have them as our allies!»>Luna:«Whatever.»
>>270035[1d20 = 11]>>270113Really nice
>>270117>infinite passLet's see what the adults have to say about it.
>>270117"If you insist."
>ZiiiipOn the back of the card
Sex: Yes, please!
>>270121That's a cuteI blame the magical Infinite Sex Pass.
>>270117Where do I apply to get my pass?
>>270113Motherfucking decepticons...
"I don't wanna get up yet."
>"Neither do I, subject."
>>270134Here lies Filly she died a virgin.
>>270136That's very snugg with Sunbutt the wise.
>>270139
>>270141
>>270142
A cute!
>>270113>it must be like, 4 in the morning or something.>Twilight's back, certainly with other ponies.>Anon's woke up.>Starlight is mumbling a bit wondering what's going on.>Twilight's seemingly mad at the fact the wonderbolts and the royal guards were too slow «We had it, we had this fucker and it escaped! Right there, like that, and the army and their bulldozers was completely inefficient!»>voice of a stallion, definitively her brother. «It's a new threat, some mad scientist must be behind all this.»>Twilight:«If I manage to prove to Equestria I can take down this threat my way, I will be on the throne again. And for good!»>Shining:«It's political now? Of course it's always been.»>Twilight:«Quieter, let's get on the living room.»>Glimmer's getting up quietly out of the bed trying to listen to them.>They're both trying to figure out a way to stop machines that are calling themselves "decepticons">Anon's behind her, listening to the conversation, now kind of worried.>What are the odds of winning a population of ponies and unicorns and magic could stand against a horde of robots from space.>about to get a heart attack, hesitating, either he's explaining Twilight he knows these, either he's doing it his way.>He's trotting in the kitchen, picks a thermos of coffee and rushes outside>It's the middle of the night, it's cold, but he's heading to the old Milford buckers company building on the suburbs with a couple of books on his backpack.>The backdoor is taking to a chaos of old dusty things totally giving out the idea but past this, a bunch of ponies, and computer screens, cables, magnetic tape machines are rolling at full steam.>I'm the only one who's not asleep right now, still developing a software, something small. «A worm. According to this book, a chunk of code like this can be weaponized if we put a payload in its code.»>Anon's surprised. «weaponizing code?»>«Have you ever done any maretial arts, Anon?» I asked>«Nah I have a gun. You brought all this in?»>«These are old computers that were just changed from an insurance company a couple of months ago, we asked them to get delivered here, we are now a recycling organization. It lasted just three hours and they even gave us money to disassemble these machines, so I hired a few rednecks to do the transport for us and bring it all here, we have more hardware than we will ever need. Talking hundreds of megahertz and hundreds of gigabytes of storage, right now I'm compiling this thing. Look!»>a bunch of opcodes, and data on a terminal's window is starting to form a more complex structure.>Anon's staring at the software and the few lines of code, a program that basically learns to reprogram itself depending of its environment>all around the desk, books about "porting black magic logic into calculators" and a few annotations on similar books stolen certainly from some crazy mare's library.>«I forgot you're the sociopath one. Oppenheimer. Or rather, Teller.» he said>«It better be a compliment.» I replied. «This is what could end the tyranny of information. Regardless of the OS or platform, unless we are talking an analog computer, if it is copied, it will multiply, find an exploit with a simple logic, and put the payload.»>Anon looks at me, kind of make a step back.>I'm looking at my face in the prompt of a black text terminal. Indeed I look kind of gloomy. If not scary.>tape computers are spinning at full speed then slowing down to a stop.>«Mother screwed me again and decided to take everything from my room for coming too late, so from now, this mess is where I live. She's not gonna worry much. She insisted if I can't pay her back, I should prostitute myself. I am devoid of love.»>Anon's worried. «Wow. I know your mother is a cunt, sorry to hear.»>computers each ejects an optical diskette «It's in two parts, Silver insisted, and most of the program was done by Buttons. When these disks are combined it's really in case we need to get into an enemy's network. It's priceless, I could have made one and sell the antivirus or the fix a few millions of bits. But I'm not in the mood. So took all of our most evil ideas, and the ones that leaves no possibility, and made a synthesis of them. And that's it.»>the drawings on the decals of the diskettes looks like tortured fluffies or something. Anon's a terrible art critic.>Anon's sitting next to me, stares at the annotated black magic books «You put so much hate on this, it's beautiful.»>«You think?»>And then Anon explained me everything what was going on according to Twilight and what they have found, and what he knows, about Transformers. «Or was that Gundam? Patlabor or Evangelion.. Nah I don't know anything about Transformers, I suck as a human but I'm more concerned about them here, what would an alien robot do on our world?»>thinks a moment. «Collecting samples, analyzing the atmosphere, doing telemetry, robot things in sorts.»>I'm tired. Even if I see in this robot apocalypse some kind of liberation or acceleration to something that could go anywhere>Anon's looking both happy and worried. «..It's 5:40, get some sleep I'm taking it from here.»>What I did. As Anon's taking a moment to think alone on the roof of the factory as the sun is rising in the sky.>Anon's standing and thinking alone. «I'll make you my bitch.»
>>270151Interesting. Time for some more pony shenanigans and machines that move about.
>>269968>Be Trail Feather, animal tracker.>You are flying out with the princess and a couple other trackers and guards.>Apparently some little green pegasus filly was found out in the wild trying to off herself behind Canterlot.>The princess hovers around a flat cliff.>"Right around here was where I saw her falling." She says.>There's a few nods as ponies get to work.>You first check the ledge safest to jump from and are quick to notice it's fairly accessible by a natural trail.>Looking down from the cliff you see a unnaturally large pack of leafs, a bit spread out from wind.>Well, she may have not been trying to off herself, she's just like a regular filly, stupid.You start walking down the trail and find hoof prints occasionally. Small, definitely where she jumped then.
>Now for the hard part, finding a den.>You try to follow the trail, but one you get off the mountain it becomes much more difficult.>A quick blow of a whistle lets everypony know to group up on you."We should begin our search for a den or something here, this is where the trail cuts off."
>They nod and they're off on the hunt.>A couple of guards are calling out to get the attention of any possible other fillies lost out here, others are looking for animals for the nature connected pegasus to talk to.>You look around for a bit until you find a squirrel."Hey, buddy."
>You say gently catching it's attention.>"Tktktktktk?(Yeah, what you need?)" It replies."I was wondering if you knew anything about a green filly?"
>"(Little one? Black mane, messed up wings?") It ask imitating wings flapping."Yeah, why was she out here?"
>It shrugs.>"(Donno, she was out here since I was born, everyone just kinda helped her out. Tried to make sure she didn't get hurt. She started trying to fly and never could though. Kept seeing Celestia and it made her have more resolve to keep trying.)""Celestia knew about her?"
>Shakes it's head no.>"(Nah, she would just fly around, probably never saw the filly.)""Why didn't you tell anypony?"
>"(I would have, but the filly didn't want to burden anyone. Even offered to lead her to a friend of a friend named Fluttershy.)""And she denied?"
>"(Yep.)">Strange... filly must have never met another pony to be so adamant about not being a 'burden'."Can you lead me to where she lives?"
>"(Fluttershy?)""No, the filly."
>"(Oh, duh, right.)"
>>270117>"Wow Anon, you're only 22? What's wrong with your society that they force a child into work at that age!?""…uh, what?"
>"I mean, come on! How are you supposed to have a childhood like that!?""I actually had a pretty nice childhood, but I'm really an adult now so-"
>"Nonsense, Anon! You can't possibly be an adult at only 22. I mean I'm almost 80, and I still feel like I should be in school! If only so I can study more…""…is this going anywhere? 'Cause I think we need to have a discussion about relevant timescales and how they apply to our respective universes or something like that."
>"Nope. I'm going to turn you into a filly, so you can have all that lost childhood back!""What the hell does that mea-"
>BZZZZAAAAAAP>"Perfect! Enjoy your newfound freedom, Anon!""OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE"
>>270232Very nice. RIP Anon's penis.
400 is old age with 18 as the human equivalent. (90 ish for females)
>>270361Maybe someday I will reach seb's level.
>>270364>dirty hooves>shitty attitude>demanding boozeFilly is looking for a nice spanking.
>>270364With that kind of wood it's going to be a real bitch to clean.
>>270386A NSFW verson of filly bobbing comes to mind... I'm not sure how I feel about what I've just thought of.
>>270418"... qt spotted please advise console."
>>270468
>tfw this guy's actually right for once
>>270467in honor of the one time KYS nigger got a target right, I shall reiterate what he said.
Kill yourself pedophile.
>>270479>>270470Dont pander, even a broken clock is right twice a day
>>270418goddayum that is a thicc filly, would snuggle!
>>268475>"I'm sorry I'm an incompetent fuck up.""Occult, shhhh. I'm tired, and it's late."
>The comfort of the blankets almost like always.>"Will do shutting up now.">Today is finally over.>Just twenty one more days.>Then everything will be back to normal.>She cuddles against me.>It's nice.>Laying here I can't help, but think about what has happened.>The changeling getting us into this.>This filly always wearing a frown.>Her bitter words, and tone.>Yet...>Deep even breathes from the little trouble maker.>Maybe I'll see more of her kinder side.>Something wet and warm is felt on my core.>Drool...>I can't be bothered right now.>Slipping into sleep I can't help, but hope these days will pass uneventfully.>The sun is shining wonderfully.>My coat is stuck with saliva>A nice breeze ticking my mane>And smoke is coming from the kitchen.>The blankets feel so cozy->Smoke>in the kitchen!>Leaping out of the room>Bedsheets dragging behind.>Occult stands at the kitchen table.>With a delicious looking breakfast.>"Sorry about yesterday. I think, I mean I started off on the wrong foot yesterday...">what>"I made breakfast, but the toaster toasts toast really well, so we're down a few good slices.">Looking at the toaster on the counter that was never before used.>As thanks for a floral rush job in Canterlot.>"I hope you enjoy.""There's no fire?"
>The window is open.>"No fire here, just carbonized toast.">Be Occult Facade>Watching a tired looking Roseluck turn back around, and go back to bed with only a glance at what I made stung slightly.>That's fine.>It was a very eventful day yesterday.>I'll just write something...>I forgot all my shit.>How am I going to waste away my time.>I'll kill two birds with one stone.>Be Roseluck>What a weird dream.>The sun is shining>I feel icky>and everything is just fine today!>It's time to get clean and get Ponyville with my best self>a quick shower, and I'm ready!>On the table is plate, of eggs, hay, and toast.>Oh."Occult?"
>That really wasn't a dream.>I better go find that filly.>No where in the house.>Not playing out on the streets nearby.>Did she just run away?>Did I make her run away?>Hold on, hold on.>I can't have my imagination run rampant.>Find the filly.>The orphanage, maybe the foals there will know where she is.>Preparing for the competition can wait for a few more hours.>A brisk trot crossing the streets, and friendly faces.>A quick wave, and a smile.>Again, and again till I reach the orphanage.>Knocking on the door<shl-ting>it opens, inwards?<BAM!<YIPE!>Accelerating, slamming, into a filly in the flank, pulling a wagon.>The door open wide seemingly pushed everything out of its way. Reveling a gaggle of fillies.>"Fucking cock sucking son of a bitch.">Is that?"Occult? Are you okay?"
>"I'm fine it just hurts.The old mare of this place hobbles over.
>"They made it a south salt bar style. Metal coil dun spranged it's last spring.">A bright red mark marrs her rump.>"Ow my da-fu-cu-ni-">She audibly breathes deeply.>"my mouth and ass hurt, but I'm fine.">The matron whistles at the damage.>"Looks like a good and decent paddlin' too. I have some ointment in back.""I'm so sorry."
>"It's fine. It's fine. Thank you for your concern though I appreciate that.">Occult following the old mare, looks back.>Some of the stuff fell off the wagon in the incident."I'll clean this up."
>"You don't have to- ouch!">"Thanks. It'll be a moment."
>270537
Sorry this took so long to make. It's hard to think it's already been two weeks since the last post already...
>>270539It's cool bro. However long it takes.
>Nobody says anything for over twenty-four hours
Fuck you discordniggers. I hope your piece of shit server gets kicked off of that kiked platform.
>Just because dere's less discussion in da thread doesn't mean that we're not still posting here!!
Keep telling yourself that, brainlet. I've seen more new anonfilly pictures posted in fucking ptfg than I have in this thread, the place where they should be being posted. Where do you think the ptfgfags are getting their filly images? It sure as fuck isn't from derpibooru, there hasn't been a new filly uploaded there in four days. I'm sick and fucking tired of you niggers doing this, and I'm not going to take it lying down anymore.
>>270692
Like fucking clockwork. Pretty sure this fag us just a script.
>>270690Huh, so that’s why I don’t see much of the typical shitposting. Fuck discord, that shit brakes a lot of threads.
>>270690The threads aren't ever going to be as fast as they were back on /mlp/, and this entire board is dreadfully slow with most other threads going multiple days at a time with no posts. Now that we have UUIDs visible we can see that we still have a good chunk of users here at least.
You'll probably whine that I'm the "Dicksword Defense Force" or whatever just because I don't tow the line to your opinion, but the same combative argument hasn't gotten anybody anywhere the last twenty times we've had it, so why would now be any different? I think there has to be a better way to coax any actual insular discordfags out into the thread than only ever bringing them up to screech about how the thread is dead because of them.
>>270701Insulting Discordfags is always a good time. Discord is a faggy site that discourages quality posting and encourages fast posting. If you're the type who thrives off positive reinforcement, seeing all those (You)s real fast when you start uwuposting will make you fall in love with Discord's succubus-like nature.
>>270707Nigel, stop kissing ass. You'll never be anything more than a redditor in our eyes, echoing won't change that.
>>270701>I think there has to be a better way to coax any actual insular discordfags out into the threadIf you've got something then I'm all ears, but the only thing I see in you as a hypocrite. You'd rather we stay silent about a clear problem just because you inhabit the problem, and while you complain that we don't have anything new to say (ironically after the post you responded to pulled up some pretty damning evidence) you have even less to say in defense of you sniveling little hugbox. So go ahead, make my day.
>>270712I figured just not being in lockstep with you would be enough for you to think I'm "one of them". It's no good to hold that "either you're with me or you're against me" mentality.
All I'm saying is that painting everyone in the discord as nothing more than the enemy is only likely to push them away when that's the last thing we need. It would obviously be better if we had more activity in the thread, and the same goes for having more content posted to the thread. Anybody who doesn't go to the thread is an absolute faggot, but that doesn't mean they can't change.
>>270690I have a simple solution. When you see the thread with very little activity post something.
Fun posting is great, and if you don't think you're up to making a green or draw fagging it'll be good for everyone here.
>>270035
Playing around and hoofing goofing off with your buddies you secured to recreate a meme. By pushing drawn buttons and numbers on your hoof, you accidentally call someone.
What do?
Roll [ 1d20 ] to find who picked up on the other end. You have to carry a conversation for a few sentences to roll again.
1-Molestia
2-Crazy Twilight
3-Date Rape Cadence
4-Mare of the night Luna
5-Daybreaker
6-Starlight Glimmer during her power trip
7-Pick a pony/someone
8-The great and power Trixie on her Alicorn Amulet rampage
9-NightmareMoon
10-Demonic Twilight
11-Celestia
12-Luna
13-Cadence
14-Twilight
15-Applejack
16-Fluttershy
17-Rarity
18-Rainbow Dash
19-Pinkie Pie
20-Pick a pony/someone
The undo button doesn't seem to be working for oekaki.
>>270735>"What in tarnation... Hello?""Applejack?"
>"Anon what did yall do this time.""Nothing honest. I drew some buttons on my hoof and stuck a twig to it now It's calling you."
<"What the hell, hey do a prank call!">An ear bleeding crash as a thump and crack is heard.>"Whatever yall did I'm busy apple bucking."<"Yeah do it fagget!">The sounds of hoof steps painfully audible reverberate from your hoof.>Tapping your drawn numbers again you see what happens this time.[1d20 = 12]
>>270741>"Mochi Mochi. Are there any goyim speaking?" "Mmmm, Nonny."
>"Nani?""Why don't you come home to mommy. I have a surprize for you."
*A chainsaw cuts into metal and creates an obnoxious screetching in the background on Twi's end.*
"Nah."
>>270746"This is the empresses of the night, and who has the pleasure of speaking to one like m-"
>"Luna? Is that you?""Silence! How dare you use my inferior name! I am Nightmare Night rul-"
>"Oh, I see, it's that time of the month isn't it?">the line goes silent"Excuse me?"
>"You know, the blood moon?""Are you insulting me? Why I've never-"
>"Alright, I'll send Purple and the others to hit you with that rainbow beam and sort you out""DON'T YOU DA-
click"
>"Sheesh, what a hardass"
>"Hello, who am I speaking to?"
"Oh, is that you Nonny?"
>"Ah,yes aunt Pinkie. That sure was a long time ago."
"Yeah... He he... It sure was!"
>"Hey, next time I visit can we go into your room again and continue practice kissing. Er, I though it was really fun an-and your helping me by preparing for my future. If it is okay with you that is?"
"Oh, really? You liked it. Well, that's... I'm glad I could help. Uhm, while we shouldn't talk about this over the pone if you want, I could show you some more exercises adult ponies do. If you're intrested?"
>Yeah, absolutely! And next time- Oh, I'm with this guy here.. He wants to talk with you. See you Pinkie!"
A male voice replaces Anon's voice in the pone.
>"Miss Pinkie, Please take a seat."
>>270751>You know, the blood moon?"Neat joke-.
>>270757>Startled, my hoof rings for a moment before picking up>"You have reached the Automated Voice Message Service. You have [0] new messages. If you would like to record a greeting, press one. If you would like to check your messages, press two. If you would like to exit the Automated Voice Message Service, press three.">Oh>Apparently my hoof has a voicemail>I press three and dial again[1d20 = 2]
>>270759>Now expecting the ringing, I keep the 'receiver' close to my ear for the next recipient to pick up>After a moment, a voice finally comes through!>"Sorry, Twilight isn't in a position to take any calls right now, so I'm going to have to ask you to call later.""... Spike?"
>"Yes, Twilight's assistant. She's currently wrapped up in-">A large crash and the sound of electricity crackles somewhere around Spike, followed by a voice>"Spike, get in here! The last test dummy for the chainsaw cannon exploded prematurely so I need a new one and you're the last living being here that can fit in the restraints!">With a noticeably panicked tone, Spike resumes talking>"Apologies, gotta go!">Click.....>Wow, that's kinda fucked>Hope he gets out of there alright...>New number![1d20 = 1]
>>270761>Alright, last number for the day, especially after Spike apparently fucking died>I press the 'buttons' again, now expecting some other entity to pick up due to the different number that was inputted>After some ringing, whoever's on the other side picks up>And... doesn't say anything"Hello?"
>"Mmmmmm... Who is this?">The voice on the other end is a familiar voice, but with a distinctly unfamiliar tone to it"Uh... This is the fridge company, is your refrigerator running?"
>For some reason, the breathing on the other side of the call seems to have gotten heavier>"And what if it is?">The voice punctuates the line with a suppressed, oddly sounding giggle, which is when the tone and voice both hit me>It's Celestia's voice, and she's fucking horny>Hoo boy, let's hurry this up so that we don't get put in prison or something for interrupting... this"Then, uh... You'd better go catch it?"
>"I can think of something else I'd much rather catch... Rather, someone.">With that, the line clicks dead again>Ohshitohfuckohshitohfuck>Does she somehow know it was me?>I'm going to gay baby jail, aren't I?>Hoping to destroy the evidence, I dismantle the fake device and rub the ink off my hoof as best I can, but it's all in vain as a magical pop is heard behind me>"Found you.">When I turn around, I notice that the being present isn't Celestia, but does bear a resemblance to her>Rather, this being has a more monochrome mane and tail instead of the bright colors>It's not Celestia, it's Molestia>I'm fucked
>>270716Alright, tell me how we get a bunch of discord niggers to come to the thread.
>>270731I'd estimate in any given thread I make up about 1/3 of writefag posts, some up to 40%. I like making content, but I honestly prefer reading it and I'm not constantly in the mood to write. I'm doing my part, is the discord defense squad doing theirs?
>>270736That's slightly terrifying. Moar?
>>270733[1d20 = 4]
>>270762>"Who is this and how did you get this number? The Great and Powerful Trixie's hoof is unlisted!""Just a concerned friend who thought you could use some advice for dealing with Twilight."
>"Trixie does not need any advice for dealing with Twilight Sparkle for she already possesses the most powerful amulet in all of Equestria.""The Alicorn Amulet pales in comparison to what I have in mind."
>"What could Trixie possible need that she does not already possess?""Well...
do you have Battletoads?"*click*
>"SNIPS! SNAILS! Add hooves to the list of things Trixie does not trust! Also, look into finding some battle toads."
>>270771Is that a jojo's reference?
>>270755Is it true that horses don't menstruate?
>>270778Most mammals don't menstruate, it's mostly just primates due to a weird biological quirk
pic related is a /tg/ screencap with all the disgusting details
>The board is slow so we should be slow too
>It's also the reason we take around 3 weeks to get around 500 posts
>We aren't locking things on discord, even if ptfg seems to be getting new filly images more often than here or derpi
>Everyone still posts too, look at the IPs, we have a high number
>Not like anyone could have a dynamic IPs, which could change N times in these 3 weeks
>Doesn't matter that we took at most a week to go through a 500 post thread before either, often half that time too
>And even with the less time for the dynamic IPs to change, always had 100+ of them
>Just coax them with something different for them to come here, it's fine if they take away your discussion and content
>But really, we are on your side, everything is fine
I hate discord so goddamn much, how many threads and topics will have to fall before faggots learn to not let such cancer come in?
>>270788Meant to be a reply to
>>270701
>>270788>how many threads and topics will have to fall before faggots learn to not let such cancer come in?All of them.
>>270790An unfortunate truth. All falls to entropy, and we are ultimately powerless to stop it from devouring all we hold dear. Even a united, concerted effort would only prolong the inevitable, but maybe that struggle is where the value of it all lies.
>>270788Never said we
should be slow, just gave a reason
why we're slow. Threads burn out in less than a day on some of 4chan's faster boards, and it stands to reason that a thread moved from a faster board to a slower board would move more slowly.
I strongly doubt that anybody would abuse dynamic IPs to artificially inflate the number, which means we still have somewhere around 80% of the posters we used to at our peak, an amount I described as "a good chunk".
Anybody who doesn't post art to the thread is a faggot and should post it here, but I'm clueless as to how to ensure fags do that. If anybody has any ideas don't hesitate to share.
Never have I said everything is fine either, I'm only pushing back against your fear-mongering towards the ever-so-convenient scapegoat because I don't want the thread to die from the other direction either.
>>270791666th reply...>All falls to entropy, and we are ultimately powerless to stop it from devouring all we hold dear.On a magical level that's both true and untrue.
While the limitation of longevity is built in, it has a purpose. To make fertile everything so more, and new can grow free.
The unbalanced corruptive force of the ultimate entropic decay is what must be readied against.
>maybe that struggle is where the value of it all lies.Indeed it is, and it's not a hopeless struggle.
We're not powerless to stop it. Every sacrifice of time and effort to post something here brings so much more to everyone here. It's a positive feedback loop that expands and grows with every one who practices generosity.
>>270764>Alright, tell me how we get a bunch of discord niggers to come to the thread. The short answer is you can't make them come. They have to be aroused by the ambrosia of the filly thread. Being the best place for filly to exist. If that's not the case how can that be solved? Unless it's something else.
>>270793>There is definitely a problem so let's keep our head.<The fast paced posts of low quality and high volume can drown threads, killing the content and the fun.Dead before a thoughtful post can be fully formed. With so much being lost.
<The slow death of starvation waiting for the next content to come out, everything is a shining gem among gems. A loaf is a feat for the starved.Looking anywhere to assuage their hunger and desire.
What we are looking at here is a transformation of mlp fans. No more new episodes to attract new fags (also that means (((they))) can't fuck it up)
/MLPOL/ has security through good people doing good things, and copious amounts of horse pussy, and politics. A great filter to bring about peace and harmony. There are no redditors, no shills, no glowies. If there is they are shut down quickly (or converted) and the high quality of this webside, board, and thread is maintained.
Much like a gentleman's club not everyone can handle the bants, hoerspussy, or they care not to try to be in a state of goodliness.
Other's join fresh and new seeing how everything works.
More still wish to just lurk and find the gems. I used to do that in the cesspit.
Looking at the quality (or quantity) of what everyone else has done can be daunting for lurkers or newfags to join in. It is ultimately courageous acts to expose one's self for all to see. Especially in a place where it's great practically all the time.
It's an effort by everyone that any of this still exists and as amazing as it is.
All we can do is what we can.
Anyone have the quick rundown on what the discord users think? Maybe that way the solution can be shone.
>>270795I will say for myself I'm a newfag I think is the proper term who only recently got back into the fandom this past month after dropping it all in 2016. Heard about all the hilarity with people on that derpy site or EQD getting in a tizzy over Trump voters liking the show so decided I'd finish watching the series and see what all the fuss is about and hopefully find some fellow more right leaning fans to interact with.
Really like the mentality you got though and while I'm a green leaf to 4chan and the culture here hoping I can pitch in and keep the community going in what small ways I can.
These Anonfilly stories have been a hoot and a riot (though really wish ASSFAGGOT would continue his story the most) and wanted to try and take a crack at it myself but had a recent death in the family so that's on hiatus for now until this is all settled.
I don't know most the lingo here like glowers or about all this ip stuff but got me and I'm sure plenty others who are lurking or recently joined the fold to help continue the good fight!
>>270806>had a recent death in the family so that's on hiatus for now until this is all settled.I'm really sorry to hear that frien. Take the time you need for yourself, we'll be waiting for you to join us. The more the merrier. I will say lurking to understand the culture and the nuances is also an important part of chan culture.
>These Anonfilly stories have been a hoot and a riot (though really wish ASSFAGGOT would continue his story the most) and wanted to try and take a crack at it myself I'm seriously looking foward to whatever you decide to make.
>I don't know most the lingo here like glowersGlowniggers, alphabet soup agencies. Basically they really want to fuck with chans and can be in honey pot operations.
Here though (in /MLPOL/) and through some law that says none of them shall ever say anything about Israeli nuclear arenal, they don't post because anyone higher up could seriously do legal damage to them for doing that. Can't insult the tiny hat men.
While I'm sure there are some good ones, most of the ones seen and heard are dicks. Baiting people to do bad things, trying to self incriminate, ect.
While I don't usually spoon feed I have high hopes.
>>270808That looks like a qt, I- I- couldn't resist.
"If I pull off that cap, will you die?"
>"It would be very painful-"
"You're a big filly."
>"-For you."
>>270819that's a cute filly
>You have to eat ALL the snails, Anon.
>>270838
LOL! well memed, friend
>>270837What's with the lion face?
A couple of new fillies from shitbooru
>>270795While there isn't a single opinion because they aren't a hivemind, I did ask and get a couple of shitposts alongside two people's two cents.
One person said the thread has been dying even before it was banned since it had to be bumped from page 10 often, and another said they used to go to the thread but stopped for good during one of the previous arguments when somebody went "posting caps from the discord with malicious intent." That same guy also says he doesn't see any reason to come here again since "it's been made clear that discordfags gtfo" based on each time this argument came up previously.
Personally I just want to keep the thread I love around, and I imagine that sentiment is shared by any fellow discordfags who continue to go here despite everything.
>>270887>isn't a single unified opinion*
>>270888>totally didnt double post for tripsYeah, the /mlpol/ discordfags said the same shit. And here we are, several years later, with a significant percentage refusing to use the site because they got all flustered and can't leave their safe space. Still. To this day. But its totally okay for them to comment on the decreasing participation, speed, etc. Of the site as a disqualifier. Those are two totally unrelated topics; post number and quality is totally unrelated to participation level right? Guise?
>>270887the problem is the discordfags are fucking redditors
>>270889I could delete and repost the whole thing if that'd make you happy. Trips hardly matter on slow boards anyway.
>>270892You wasted the trips.
>>270795>no redditorsYou're mostly correct, Nigel still plagues this place. But yes, for the most part we are free from them.
>Anyone have the quick rundown on what the discord users think? Maybe that way the solution can be shone.As a former member of that discord server, I watched it go from a place for a few anonfilly fans to shitpost and make fun of each other, to a (in hindsight too much so) tightly-knit group of friends, to a group of convention-faring faggots. I was unable to attend the convention due to personal reasons, but I suspect that was the event horizon. It was all naive of us to assume that we wouldn't be like the other discord servers, sucking and all-consooming. But of course, we were. And it got worse. The convention fags were even more tightly-knit than the rest of us, and over time many of them began to change for the worse. The moderation staff, initially only there because it was obligatory, became somewhat tyrannical- the screenshots below are the only examples I have left as I've now vacated that puppeted corpse of a community. I've been shit on over and over again for suggesting that the discord should serve the thread, not vice-versa, and I'm going to shit on some people back. If you don't want to see a bunch of discord drama don't click on the below image. The faggot (if my posting style recognition is honed as well as I believe it to be) here,
>>270892 here
>>270887 and here
>>270888 was one of the people that originally split the community and started mandating militaristic comfy shit. I recall several instances where somebody typed up a dark filly prompt where he outright
demanded that it be changed to something more light-hearted to fit his needs. He used his anxiety disorder as a catch-all to avoid any sort of punishment, and over time the community actually fucking molded to fit his desires more like a glove. He was the direct cause of multiple of the cooler members of the server abandoning ship quite early, as, in hindsight, I should've done myself. I mainly stuck around for the purpose of archiving pictures and posting them to the thread when things were getting slow. There's still a massive backlog of unposted images, which I will likely compile into a format similar to the one I organized the below image in, of course preserving the original image quality as there are just so goddamn many of them. If you need clarification on anything I'll be happy to give it.
>>270942>>270887Looks like this is actually serious to an extent I wasn't expecting it to be.
I'm posting Works. The ETA is sometime Friday, perhaps Saturday if other business is delayed.
>>270942>It was all naive of us to assume that we wouldn't be like the other discord serversWhat do you mean 'us'? I always knew it was a terrible idea. I was in there for a bit when we made the transition to /mlpol/ and we all agreed over a suicide pact for the server when it was no longer necessary. Well, the time came and the server was deleted, but Smoldix came along and just invited everyone to a new server. I don't know how many refused, I just fucking left as we agreed.
>>270944Yep, we should've left when we agreed to. I was one the people who fell for the bait at the time.
>>270942This shit is why I was so hesitant to put a name on my creative works. Seems like every time someone goes against anonymity, there's a high chance of faggotry to follow. Only took one once someone gave me one, for the convenience of others. I can only hope I have the willpower to avoid becoming such a huge, cock gobbling faggot. It's like they're tripfags without the courtesy of a tripcode to instantly identify what a huge faggot they are.
>>270942Don't go dragging your personal grudges into this again, Lone15...
This isn't about any individual, nor should it be. This is about the thread.
>>270960How is what said there not related to the thread? Seems pretty direct to me instead of merely a personal grudge
>>270960To add to that post, apparently some of those are from the heads of the discord and if that's how they think about the thread, then what would you imagine their general userbase would think like?
>>270962>>270963It's easy to cherrypick whatever supports your point, especially when you hold a grudge against these people.
People in the discord are going to be biased towards the discord, people outside the discord are going to be biased against the discord, and ultimately everybody goes nowhere fast.
Here's an attempt to make an actual green out of a four-line response I made
>Another day in Equestria, another day being the legal guardian of a filly clone of you.
>Twiggles tried cloning in your sleep. Didn't work out as well as she thought.
>It's lunch time, and you got your hands on some good meat from your griffon friends
>Always make friends with your enemies, as Papa Anon always said
>Fajita time
>Guess you have to make one for the little shid too
"Anon, I made food! Come get it, you fag!"
>Little green filly runs around the corner, fuck that's cute
>"Took you long enough you lazy ass. Give me the tendies."
"It's fajitas."
>"Close enough, has chicken. Gimme."
>...should you tell her?
>Nah, you've had more than enough of her shitfits this week. You'll let her find out on her own.
>You hand her the handmade mexican delight and dig into your own
>3...
>2...
>1...
>"What the fuck? What's this veggie crap?"
"You're the pony, not me. We've been over this."
>"Don't care, want that shit the griffons gave you."
"No."
>"Gimme faggot"
"I said no."
>"GIMME"
"No, and that's final. Don't make me hand you over to the CMC again, they're still looking for you. Now eat your food."
>"Don't talk to me like that, I'm 25!"
"Yeah, and you're also me. Now eat."
>"mmmgrph."
>She resorts to mumbling. You resort to eating your delicious meat-filled food. You have to thank the griffons sometime.
>You also start to wonder, if chickens are birds and the griffons are part bird...
>"...are those bit-pinchers cannibals?"
>Right, same person. Pony. Something.
"Maybe? I mean it's not actually them...?"
>"...still want the meat."
"Crusaders are still on the table 'till that fajita isn't."
>"Dammit."
>She finally eats the food. Finally.
>Such is another day with filly.
>>270975
Thanks for the quick feedback, KYS-botAnon
>>270974This is cute, thanks Anon.
>>270974That's a noice green.
<"Lo! Hear ye all of the tail of tales. Of shits and shitposters."
"Is everyone here?"
>Friendly faces all are here green, orange, red, and teal.
>"No, some have gone missing and others are staying in the other place."
"Still?"
>Be Occult Facade
>Walking outside under the Equestrian sky you see three groups.
>The first group is running around hiding under flower pots, and other ponies.
>Watching intently at the other two.
>Full of energy.
>The second group has some chairs. Talking and waving about. Under umbrellas.
>There are some of those that create.
>Some are just watching.
>Some are yelling.
>The third group has each other. A nice picnic blanket. They are about ready to take a nap.
>Many are creating, yet they are sleepy.
>Some try to run around with the energetic fillies to wake up and recuperate.
>Some are yelling.
>Trotting to the third group the one you know the most about you ask.
"Sup fillies."
>"Still name fagging Occult?"
"You know it, so what are those fillies yelling about over there for?"
>"Bruh... Just listen. Fucking name fag."
>"These faggets are ruining the thread! Everyone is so sleepy, there isn't as much content as there used to be. Many have left us!."
>From the corner of your eye you see some fillies running about giggling, but not talking to anyone.
>"If no one creates, the thread will blow away in the wind taking the rest of the fillies sleeping on it away!"
>A filly with scrolls and art comes over.
>"New content from the discord."
>"FUCKING DISCORD FAGS!"
>Perusing the wares and confirming they were indeed qt. you had to make your way over there.
>"You have the recommendation?"
"Well... no?"
>"Tough."
>Yet without the secret password you wouldn't be allowed in.
>Pondering about what you could do.
>New faggotry on full display.
>Looking at the fillies running about going anywhere and everywhere they had stains, and mud, and sometimes even a reddened flank.
>Trying to get close to ask what they think, they ran away giggling.
>Stumped you had to think.
>Maybe something else could be done.
>Be (You)
>Seeing the name fagging filly working on something you take a look.
>It's a load of nonsense.
>Then the filly looks almost saddened. Takes the name tag over to the campfire.
>Causing harsh winds with each crackle.
>Others are roasting marshmallows nearby.
>"Lurkers, Discord fillies, and fellow fillies. It's been a pleasure being here, but things are getting closer and closer to the eternal nap time."
>A few fillies listen with nothing better to do.
>"Fillies of the thread I don't know how to make things better. You all know what must happen to do achieve it. The how remains up to debate. I am just a newfag and I consider all of you my friends."
>"Fillies of Discord stagnation is our doom, as is never pushing the boundaries. /mlp/ may have many, but much is only transient. I dislike earrape, and terrible endings and abuse, but I read and enjoy it anyway to expand who I am. To have a name and be renown is gratifying, but..."
>Now shouting louder.
>"Lurkers, come! Come here for filly, fun, friendship, and frolicking! If you enjoy the fruits of our labor, then join in however you can! More that join in the more there is for everyone! For tastes of all ranges!"
>"This is only possible when we all work together as friends! As AnonFillies let us work cure the affliction that plagues us all."
>Then she gently shoves the name tag deep into the fire.
>Walks away from the now quieter fire toward the thread.
>Working on something.
>You'll still be Occult Facade in my heart.
>>270981Well? You all heard the man, let's fix this shit! Complacency's fun until shit starts going south and that started a while ago, let's try to get a bit more interaction around here. Someone shitposts? Shitpost back. You have an idea? Write it or draw it or whatever. You can't for whatever reason? Either git gud or git someone else gud to do it for you. We have the means, we just need to use them.
>>270981>>270960>A ragged looking unicorn filly stands before the fire.>"Look at what we did to you. Look at what out hubris brought.">Something flickers in her eyes.>Malevolence? Sadness? It's hard to say.>Maybe the eyes are dead.>Maybe they weren't ever alive.>Who is she?>You know what the answer is likely to be, but you aren't the one to say it.>"Lone15, you have been sentenced to defamation for crimes against the holy sanctity of the discord server.">The filly jumps at her, but she steps out of the way, the other scattering embers from the fire.>"Who says I'm Lone? I could be anyone. The name was never important, it was the text below it.""What will we do without names?"
>"Learn to live as we did before tripfags, before discord, before skype and IRC... we'll be Anonymous. For when all is said and done, every name written here will be lost eventually. Most means of digital storage deteriorate.">"If you are Lone, you're married to that name.">"Who says?">>270983That good for today?
>>270986It's a start, now we just need a few more people to start things of their own. nice continuation, btw.
>>270942>I was unable to attend the convention due to personal reasonslmao imagine being so assblasted from not being able to attend the con that you write a wall of salty text
>>270981>>270986>Be filly(you)>Pass your time watching the others doing what they do>Sometimes you count them, making sure they're all there>There's been less and less each time Discord shows up>Eighty Eight... Eighty Nine?>That's one more than you remember>But you're not sure how, they stopped showing up a while back>Then you see her, sitting on the other side of the group>You know she's the new one, the unicorn looks more confused than jaded at the state of things>Maybe it's the impromptu trial of namefaggotry?>She sits up, and pulls out a pencil>She's mumbling something, and scratching something out>You almost catch yourself smiling>Maybe some new green will do you good
>>270986>>270991>The commotion disturbs your work.>You know something had to be done, but was it the right thing?>Only time will tell>Tensions are still high, but just hopefully brighter days will be ahead.>More fillies are watching and ready for something.>Maybe you've done enough.>Maybe whatever you did shouldn't have been said.>It's too late for that>It's too late to not say more>Looking at the green in your hooves lightly matted with rain from a cloudless sky>Just one last thing, for fun.>For all the friends.>It's Friday... Oh! It's Friday!"Hey! Anyone want to come to movie night? I hear AnCap is playing JoJo!"
>>270988It's nice to know you still lurk.
Not the usual kind of green I make, not funny, creative or even to entice discussion, it's almost a vent in green form really, but am I tired of this "we're with you" fallacy when they clearly aren't
Linked to the other three greens as it's tecnically a continuity, but skip it if you wish
>>270964>It's easy to cherrypick whatever supports your pointFrom everything I see on the outside plus that image and
>>270887 i don't need to cherry pick anything, they'd rather lock themselves away than come to the thread or simply not talk about it.
But then why say "We care" if you actually only care for the discord?
>When you hold a grudge against those peopleCan't talk about Lone but I don't have anything against those faggots, if they want to take the content to where they like most, then so be it, but don't come to the thread saying that they care about it afterwards because its a downright lie, you even pointed that out against yourself when you wrote
>People in the discord are going to be biased towards the discord, people outside the discord are going to be biased against the discordSo guess where the content will be made and remain at?
What was the last discord filly discussion that made its way to the thread?
Are the pics shared on both places or only in one?
Or is the thread used only to post greentexts (If even that)?
Lie as much as you want, but you can't deny that more and more of the thread has been moved away from it instead of sharing on both, and indeed everybody will go nowhere fast, such is the fate of every single thread I've seen to get a discord, but don't come saying "we want the best for the thread" when you clearly couldn't care less
>>270788Funly enough IRC never had that problem now that I think about it---------------------------------
Not the usual kind of green I make, not funny, creative or even to try to entice discussion, it's almost a vent in green form really, but am I tired of this "we're with you" fallacy when they clearly aren't, being at best indifferent. I'm fine with that, really, just don't come lying to everyone's face
Linked to the other three greens as it's tecnically a continuity, but skip this one if you wish
>>270986>>270991>>270994>Be Anonfilly>One of many, one of us>As always you're laying down by the fire, unmoving>Just watching it flicker, your tired eyes basking in its afterglow>From time to time you get up to throw a few pieces of written paper in, hoping to keep it alight>From time to time one or other Anon comes to drop some papers of what they've written or drawn as well>But this time they're doing something different, but you've long been numb to what gets discussed unless it gets too big to ignore>One of such fillies comes closer to boop you, but it doesn't really get any reaction as it was surely expecting>"Yo fag, I know you used to make stuff for the thread, come help us out">You get up, from laying on your sides to a sitting position>You see nameplates burning brightly in the middle of the fire, although you don't see a reason behind throwing those there>A name doesn't change what you are, just gives more attention for those who seek it>Something clicks and you now understand what the Anon called you for>Your tired eyes never leave the fire as you speak to the filly beside you"I never had any name"
>"Oh, uhh, how about the personality you made for your filly? Fags are wanting to make a clean start">You try to think on the histories you've made>The greens you've written>All lost to time like sand, as they should>Well maybe they shouldn't, but you never felt that your stuff were worth saving"I don't have a pastebin to get a 'personality' out of"
>"Uhh...""I don't have a flag either, first thing I threw away once I noticed what was to come"
>From the corner of your eye, you can see how the filly that called you was somewhat worried on what to say next>You didn't wanted to make her feel like walking on a landmine>But you can't help but giggle at what you last said"Ironic how that only helps identify me at times isn't it? But VPNs doesn't feel right either...tried that..."
>You feel a damp moisture on the corner of your eyes>You gave your everything to the fire, tried everything to keep the fillies together>But in the end, the history was already written, like many times past>What is a filly to go against the unforgiving hand of fate?>Seems to be raining, but the ground all around you is still dry...>Fucking purple.....>Warmth envelops you as the other filly gives you a side hug"..."
>"Everything will be fine filly">You sigh, excusing yourself from the hug and laying back down to watch the embers"Keep telling yourself that" - you say quietly to yourself
>What was that?"Nothing, I will just stay here, always watching..always...lurking....always....."
>And so you went silent, back to the state you were before being poked>"I swear, some fillies are getting weirder by the day...HEY, I SEE YOUR FUCKING ASS OVER THERE, YOU'RE NEXT!">Just wait another day>Things will get better>Someday...
>>271001Aand I forgot to remove the message from the top after moving it to be right before the green, and it isn't letting me delete to repost once more without that, great...
>>271002Y-(You) 2
>Another day being the very small clone of your "dad"
>You've long since gotten over the fact that you were fillyfied because purple wanted to try something
>That, and learning unicorn magic does help speed that process
>Especially now, when the human Anon is gone shopping and left the freezer unattended
>It's been two whole months since you've been changed and you are getting those damn chicken tenders
>Fucker's been hogging them
>Ponies CAN eat meat, you saw Dash eat a fish yesterday
>With enough magic digging, you find your prize
>...it's just raw chicken.
>Fuck, gonna have to do this the hard way.
>Eggs, check, breadcrumbs, check, salt and pepper, check
>They won't be perfect, but they'll do
>You scoot a chair to the perfectly normal human sized counter and clamber up so you can see what you're doing
>It hits you that Anon's gonna be pissed that you ate the chicken
>And you fail to care because fuck that faggot, he should've just let you enjoy lunch yesterday
>First things first, the knife
>He hid the knife block, fucker
>You hop off the counter, need the knife
>After some searching, you find it in a block wedged behind the fridge
>Nobody can hide anything from the mighty filly!
>Flexing your magic muscles, you grab a bowl and crack a couple eggs in it
>Some shell builds character. That, and you don't want to "feel" egg on your horn. You're still not quite sure why that works.
>Put in the salt and pepper, and mix that shit
>Time to fillet the chicken
>You proceed to brutalize the chicken, it's family could never recognize the body
>It'll have to do
>Egg up and bread up the pieces that range from chicken strip to McDonalds nugget chode
>You feel like you might be forgetting something
>Oh well, if you're forgetting it it's not worth thinking about, much unlike how good these glorious tendies will be
>You pop the breaded chicken on a baking sheet and turn on the oven
>No preheating? It's fucking magic, man. I don't gotta explain shit.
>And now we wait
>Another day being Anon
>Greatest greenest human in all of Equestria
>Even if you're the only one, now
>Fillyanon has been pretty good today, only called you a faggot seven times. Even if it's you, it's still jarring to hear a filly say that.
>And you have a surprise for her - trout
>Dash told you that pegasi could eat fish, so unicorns probably can too
>It only took you two hours to find some
>You can't wait to see the adorable look on her face
>And you also stop that thought on the complexity of finding yourself, even if she's a filly now, cute
>Open the front door, something something dinosaur
"Anon! I'm home! And I got something for you!"
>She doesn't come
>Something's wrong, you love surprises
>And then you smell it
>Cooked meat
>Then you hear it
>"BLARRRGH"
"Goddamn it, I kept telling you! Maybe you'll learn this time!"
>"Fucking worth it! BLARRRRRGH"
>She can clean that mess up herself.
>>271010Some glow from the fire would do wonders on that pic, along with a better definition of the ground, everything is too dark there
Still top comfy concept thou
>>271011I mean, horses can and do eat lil baby chicken if given the chance, unless on mlp its some kind of magic inside of ponies that'd force them to reject it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnYNmGMsU18Still, had a giggle at that, makes me wonder how often Anon "loses" things on his home now that she learnt how to use magic like so
>>271014That part's a bit of a retelling of the first time I tried to cook, without directions. Ended up missing a few ingredients and undercooking the meat.
>>271001I'm here in the thread talking about it, and I've never left the thread once since the time I first began lurking long before the ban. Most people prefer to not say anything when drama like this crops up, even more so since the first time screencaps were dragged into the fire. Silence on an issue doesn't automatically mean one supports the opposing cause, which is the same fallacy many political extremists fall to. It also seems that people on both sides are thoroughly convinced the other side wants nothing to do with them, especially by now, and so they don't even bother trying to talk sense with the other (that's also mostly what I was referring to when I mentioned biases). I can't speak for others' opinions, but I can confidently say that I care about the thread.
I know Lone has some form of grudge against each of those faggots, but this isn't about them or him. That's just personal drama being dragged into the thread where it doesn't really belong.
Drawfags don't always post their fillies to the thread even though they
should, and I've been calling them out on that and calling them faggots for it. As for greentext, pretty much every time one is made in the server it's also posted to the thread. It's difficult to solidly define filly discussion, so I can't be sure exactly how much that's fallen through the cracks, but most of the discussion in the server is social, especially these days.
I've been trying to start a few meta-discussions to try and find ways to bridge the gap, but it's a difficult gap to bridge when so many people on either side of it is so thoroughly convinced the other side hates them and wants nothing to do with them.
>>271017Grudges or not, everything "Lone" capped is of a nigger saying something niggerish. You can't deny that, even with context, most of the things shown are fairly unforgivable.
>>271018Why is filly a deer working at Best Buy
>>271020Gotta make some bits somehow
>>271019Since the screencap doesn't have context, allow me to provide it.
The top-right seems to be an argument in DMs, below that is exactly the argument it seems to be (though the guy who blocked him did so long before what he claims was the cause), to the right of that is just complaining about a drawfag being a
>diaperfag (the server hasn't been "built around his fetishistic desires"), the part about Smoldix becoming a lurker is legit, the guy below that was drunk half the time he commented and is no longer in the server, the top right is referring to newfags who try way too hard to "fit in", and just below that is from an argument about a fag who got kicked.
Fresh art from Derpi!
Do these even count as anonfilly? They do have the tag, but I dunno
>>271024Filly enough to keep us afloat. Thanks Anon.
>>271022I never asked for context, I literally said it's niggerish without context. Besides, if I were asking for context I'd ask "Lone" since he said he'd provide it if asked and he seems to have his head on straighter than you do.
>>271001>Be Anonfilly>Anonymous among the like>Writing something>You were late to the party, as always>The fire burns brightly>You stop for a moment, and look to your side>A nameplate you made but never used>Does it even go in the fire?>Or can you just leave it in the sand?>You don't have much of a chance to ponder on it, one of the other fillies runs past you>She kicks it, hard>It burns with the rest>"...fags are wanting to make a clean start">You barely pick up another filly talking to a depressed looking filly>She's right>A clean start doesn't happen when you cling to what could've been>"Everything will be fine filly">The other one says something quietly>"I swear, some fillies are getting weirder by the day...HEY, I SEE YOUR FUCKING ASS OVER THERE, YOU'RE NEXT!">She saw you.>Time to be a part of a clean start.
>>271029there's no good reason for him to make like the mainstream media and chop out context when he easily could've included it in the first place
>>271031>All these nametags and plates into the fire... Don't these fillies understand that metal doesn't burn?>Oh well, symbolism and all that>Time to make my own contribution to the pile of charred metal!>Sure, the tag is gone, but the memories it represented still exist and will always exist to move forward and serve as a base for what's to come>Besides, I still have shit that I need to finish and I'm finishing it whether I do it under a name or not>The rest of them don't need to know that I have another one sitting at home anyway, heheheh!"The goofiness of soft resets aside, here's to making things better from now on! Let's keep this literal literary fire symbolically burning as time goes on!"
>You shout out to... roughly nobody, but hey, it felt like something good to say at the time>Once all this is done, you return to the papers you were already writing on, hoping to get a decent stack made before throwing them in>Such is life in the filly pits
It feels like every time Discord drama is brought up, the thread cracks apart and a little bit more flakes away. I don't give a shit about whatever drama, I just want to hold on to the thread I love.
Maybe that thread actually died when we got b&, since things have never quite been the same, I don't know. It's just so depressing and tiring - I miss the good ol' days...
so i caught up with you guys
and i have 372 fillies to post
>>271038delet that one and you can post the rest
>>271043on second thought, how about you just not post the rest
>>271038This is why Twilight beats fillies.
>>270986>>270991>>271001>>271010>>271011>>271024>>271030>>271031>>271034>>271038>>271043>>271047Thank you everyone for the greens, draws, and content. You're all my friends.
May the fire in our hearts heal the cracks and repair what matters most. Our friends.
I suppose the content, and that means the fillies too. Oh and the fun posts. What about reviews of older content? The possibilities are endless. By that extension I suppose everything else would be fixed as well.
>>271055Thank you for continuing to make these threads.
>>271055>>271058Though you needn't bother, because PTFG is the Anonfilly thread.
>>271058I never leave filly until my heart stops beating.
>>269296Top Five Care Tips!
>Personalized Confused Patient Management Strategy Documentation>Form #73-219APlease help the patient to fill in the spaces below. If the patient is unable or non-compliant, fill in the answers for them as best as you are able. Each point should be in the form of an 'I' statement.
Hi, my name is -Patient Name-, but I prefer to be called -Green-
1. I have short term memory loss so I may forget where I am and what I’m doing, please reorient and give reassurance
2. I startle easily so be sure to introduce yourself and tell me what you’re doing before you touch me
3. I like to talk about nursing, sometimes I like to pretend I’m a nurse too!
4. I won’t tell you if I’m in pain so look for non-verbal signs of distress
5. I can mobilise independently but I require supervision and assistance with all ADLs
>>270942Pretty sure they've chased contentfags off haven't they?
>>271880I only post in this thread because the discord server told me to. I can stop if you like.
