>>244229Nice post. But what about magical artifacts? And with season 8 and 9 confirming you can make amulets that houses magic that unicorns and even alicorns use, what would those be in the analogy?
>>244233They may fall under "bump fire enhancers", but if not, they may be analogous to weapons such as grenades and knives.
>>244236Nice. Is this going to be a one shot post, or are you going to parody more news and happenings in pony terms?
>>244240Well, this is more of a "writing prompt" thread like those on 4chan, so I'm looking more towards how you, the audience, would react to this happening if you were a pony in Equestria. However, this could make for an interesting story on Fimfiction if I decide to expand upon it.
>>244244>>244229This seems like an interesting idea. i can never find the motivation to write anything though.
>>244251So here is a simple question you could answer. Since Equestria is a monarchy, Celestia and/or Luna would need to assent to the bill in order for it to be signed into law, although if the sisters are retiring, Twilight may also have this authority in the future. Do you think that any of them would assent to this bill?
>>244269The Sisters? Probably not. Twilight. She most likely would.
>>244229It's doubtful they would, the vast majority of Unicorns are shown to be completely incapable of casting higher level magic by virtue of having a horn alone, and often require extensive education and access to library material on it even if they do have the innate magical power to pull it off. This is less like banning firearms, which by the by SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED, and more like banning people from bodybuilding and martial arts because a handful used their physical strengths and knowledge to mug folks on the street.
>>244321Why wouldn't the sisters support it and why would Twilight support it?
>>244359Just a Gut feeling,Since twiggy is a Book Nerd and has Autism.
>>244369Forgot to add that this is my short writefagging, since you mentioned it being a prompt. Hope y'all like it!
>>244369>>244370>>244371I like it. Could you continue from there?
Also, how did you get the colored text?
>>244374*a p with [ ] on each side.
>Earth Pony and businessmare Leslie Fair was interviewed on her opinions on legislation that would restrict ability of unicorns to practice magic. The interview is below.
>Miss Fair, what do you think of legislation that would place restrictions on all use of magic?
>I'm absolutely against it, it's not Parliament's right to tell unicorns what to do with their, or pegasi with their wings, or earth ponies with their hooves. Bad unicorns will break the law or find other ways to do evil things and good unicorns will be helpless.
>But then, should there be no restrictions on magic use? Should any unicorn be allowed to use military-grade magic?
>Of course!
>Leslie was later spotted driving a metal-plated carriage into the house of a Parliament member, before flying away in a gyrocopter shouting "Shall not be infringed!"
>>244369>with signatures from the House of Nobility>Magic restricting bill passed by unicornsYou'll have to do some worldbuilding with this one, cause I don't see it. The nobility, which canonically consists of unicorns, would never support something that would prevent them from exercising what distinguishes them from the lesser ponies.
>>244390No offense, but how is this a fetish if you aren't advocating for the complete disarmament of the public?
>>244401No offense, but what makes you think they have a nobility rather than an elected senate?
>>244415Canon/fanon and the name "House of Nobility" in the post I was responding to, it looks like an obvious parallel to the House of Lords. But an elected upper house with that name would be an interesting twist and something to build on.
>>244365But what about that would make her want to approve it? And wouldn't Rarity (or Moondancer if she follows through with her return to Canterlot) have something to say?
>>244359Twilight is strong on book smarts but weak on street smarts/common sense. She's also big on compliance with rules and protocol, and the concept of breaking protocol is foreign to her. She's the sort of person who may fail to put two and two together to realize that criminals may not comply with a gun free zone until somebody points it out to her.
Celestia and Luna have been around since Equestria secured its sovereignty. Magic was probably instrumental in achieving that sovereignty. I expect them to be mature enough to recognize the importance of maintaining personal freedoms instead of trading them away in exchange for a hollow promise of security.
>>244415>Unironic dukes in the court>Immortal godlike beings who assign their own successorsEquestria isn't democratic.
>>244477But wouldn't that be a reason for her to disapprove it?
>>244477>Celestia and Luna have been around since Equestria secured its sovereignty.Out of curiosity, how long ago do you think that was? Equestria may be a very young nation that requires a lot of effort to keep stable.
>>244572>Equestria may be a very young nation that requires a lot of effort to keep stableNot so if only ponies inhabit it.
One Race (ponies), one Equestria, one Celestia.
>>244575>>244572Equestria is probably around 200 years old.
>>244575Does this go against the "No race mixing" rule?
(And no offense, but why did they choose that name for the rule? It sounds far worse than it actually is.)
>>244582>And no offense, but why did they choose that name for the rule? It sounds far worse than it actually isBy going to the source you may find the answer
>>>/qa/ >>244579>Celestia ruling for over 1000 yearsYeah nah, it's only 200, fam.
>>244584I'm thinking that there were four Celestias:
Princess Celestia I, the original alicorn and the first ruler of the Crystal Empire.
Princess Celestia II and I, the leader of the rebellion against her sister, Nightmare Moon, and the subsequent ruler of Equestria, hence the two numbers.
Princess Celestia III and II, the grandmother of the regnant, who guided the Apple family to Ponyville's urban farming community, which expanded Ponyville's urban sprawl.
Princess Celestia IV and III, the regnant.
>>244371>>244372Alright, since you both insist, I'll give you moar.
>>244369>Celestia barely has time to get out of the room before Twilight appears behind her again>"I'm sorry, but I refuse to believe that that's all of it. Nopony can seriously be that stupid, not without malicious intent!">Celestia turns to face her student once again, surprised by her sudden tenacity>"Well, after researching the circumstances more myself, I did find that a few of the nobles had been bribed into supporting the bill and more had been coerced. So it wasn't entirely stupidity that got it that far, but the pony who had first brought it up had no such connections.">Twilight lowers her gaze to parallel as she takes in the new information>"Now, I really do recommend you read through those clippings, they'll give you indispensable wisdom for when you hold the throne. As for me, I need to take care of a few more matters before they reach their deadlines and they won't fix themselves.">Once again, Celestia walks off and leaves Twilight alone>This time, though, Twilight doesn't pursue her and instead sits back down and begins filtering her way through the hundreds of parchment scraps and newspaper clippings>The more she reads, the more her faith in the common pony is reduced>They really wouldn't survive a thousand years without the princesses, would they?>This and many other thoughts like it pass through Twilight's mind during the familiarization process, each word making her sink lower and lower>Around the third clipping involving Luna's rebellion being a false flag (the 236th clipping in total, in case you were wondering), One of Twilight's neurons finally decides it's had enough and blows its nucleus out, much to the surprise and envy of its neighbors>Finally, once the last shred of written diarrhea is moved from the "read" pile into the "read" pile, the purple unicorn slumps to the ground
>Mentally exhausted, she finds her mind now swimming in the texts she just read>After floundering about in the intellectual muck for more time than is healthy, Twilight finally comes across a thought that isn't just "They're doomed">There's got to be some way to fix this! There has to be at least one thing I can do, one solution to make all this stop being such a problem!>With a newfound spark of resolution within her, Twilight's mind plunges back into the IQ void, searching for any pattern within the articles that could yield fruit to her cause>After filtering through it all, she finds that everything had something to do with some kind or other of influential equestrian figure, princesses notwithstanding.>However, the sun's already gone down long ago and Twilight's spot on the floor has long since stopped being comfortable>More thinking could happen tomorrow, when she wasn't as tired and had more time to spend at the castle library>A new dawn rises over Equestria, with Twilight rising as well>Her brain now a cleared slate, she immediately sets off towards her goal without hesitation or pause, even the gnawing of hunger being but a minor inconvenience>After all, if one is to save the world tomorrow, they must prepare today>A few rigorous hours of study later, Twilight finally has a solid idea of what's caused all the issues over the years>I need to bring this information to Princess Celestia, this could be invaluable information!>She thinks to herself, hugging tight a folder filled with papers and bound into a loose thesis held together by nothing but a staple and sheer determination>A few moments later, the throne room door bursts open, to Celestia's surprise>"Princess, I think you're gonna want to see this!">Twilight brandishes the envelope in her magic, exposing it to the world before levitating it over to her mentor>"Hm? What brought this about?">"Like I said last night, I refused to believe that ponies were dumb enough to actually do or think any of that, so I went over to the library and figured out who was behind it all!">As Twilight excitedly exclaims this to her confused mentor, Celestia opens up the folder and peers at the cover page of the document>Equestria's Political Problems Listed in Chronological Order, and Why Griffons are Responsible for Them All>An Academic Paper by Twilight Sparkle>"Well, I suppose I didn't need to teach you this after all.">Now it's Twilight's turn to be surprised>"Not only did I not have to teach you this, but you seem to have gone above and beyond what I would've taught you, if these first few pages are consistent with the rest.">"... Wait, you already knew this?">"Unfortunately, dealing with Griffonstone's chosen politicians has given me more than enough knowledge on that fact. Bravo on finding this all yourself, though.">"So then why haven't we done anything about this yet?">Celestia flips through the pages of the document before settling on a certain date and giving it back to Twilight>"Have you noticed that the frequency of these happenings drops off drastically after Griffonstone's collapse?">Twilight begins revising her own work to check as Celestia continues on >"We haven't done anything to stop them because they've already done more than we could've to themselves. All that has to be done now is make sure that they don't come back from that position, and things should remain as they are.">Relief floods over Twilight as she hears this, before it all gets clawed away by one memory>"Uh... How bad would it be if, per say, a pair of ponies were sent to Griffonstone by a magic map to help restore the morale of the population and teach them lessons about friendship? Purely hypothetical, of course!">The warmth within Celestia's eyes is immediately snuffed by the mere utterance of Twilight's question, and only two words pass her lips as a response>"They what?"TBC, if you all think I should. If not, fin!
>>244618fucking formatting, don't mind the part where I pressed enter and turned some green into brown text
>>244618Very nice! I'd like to see more of it, but this also stopped at a decent place. Whatever you choose to do frien I'm a-okay with it.
So how does everyone think the "responsible, law-abiding magic users" would react?
>>244749"From my cold, dead hooves!"
>>244750>>244749According to the turner diaries they would be taken by force.
>>244757>>244773Well, there are Starlight Glimmer and Tirek, who have the power to steal magic, there are those magical artifacts from the S8 finale, and rumor has it that the bewitching bell may have the power to absorb spells and force ponies to use whatever magic they would have used to cast it just for physical exhaustion of the victim, but we will find out soon enough.
Although I don't think they would allow Tirek to steal ponies' magic, Starlight would not be able to steal magic out of good consciousness, and those artifacts, plus the bell, would likely be locked away in a museum following the end of Season 9. Fortunately, however, the ponies in this scenario will not need to have their magic stolen from them (possibly unless they refuse to comply).
The applications of these restrictions, namely the mana pool size limit and magic-suppressing ring use, may also cause financial strain on many for somewhat obvious reasons, so the Equestrian government and taxpayers may have to spend millions or billions of dollars to enforce that and allow it to happen.
But this may raise an issue of whether it is worth this much money to interfere with the basic functionalities of day-to-day life in order to protect the lives of everypony. Some may argue that this drastic change in lifestyle would be necessary and the safety of all Equestrians must be protected at all costs, but I would imagine that others would say that it isn't worth the risk and that they would need to better enforce their existing laws. They may also stand by this quote from Benjamin Franklin.
"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."
>>244647I think I'll leave it at that, I'm not sure how I could continue with it and stay true to the thread's topic at the same time from here. Glad you enjoyed it, though!
>>244876Maybe you could write about how the ponies are reacting to their parliament proposing the legislation and the announcement on the news in the OP.
>>244773It's a good book, I wish people would give it more of a chance.
>>244923Good book or not, that doesn't explain why it would/should pertain to a hypothetical ponified parody of the gun control issue
>>244936Because the people in the book Said "if the gubment comes for muh guns ima fight!" then those people were the first to turn in their guns, when they passed the gun control law. i would expect the psychology would be the same with the unicorns.
>>244483But the U.K. still has a nobility, no?
>>244972The Queen also doesn't settle disputes like the princesses have been shown to do.
>>244977So what do you think the roles of judges are?
>>244938But could some of them flee to the Crystal Empire if they don't consider such legislation?
>>244468How would Moondancer and/or Rarity react to this news?
What if Tirek ruled Equestria and this was his first act?
>>244983Have we ever seen a single judge in the show?
>>245252I'm not sure, but what happens when someone is to be prosecuted or a dispute arises that needs to be settled in a small-town courthouse?
>>245281Probably an episode that attempts to parody Judge Judy.
>>245282So do you think any judges would rule the magic control legislation as unconstitutional, as it is unconstitutional?
>>245283Depends on how many of their handlers' donors come from Griffonstone.
>>245284Suppose none of them did.
Suppose magic was their version of carbon emissions and it allegedly caused a temperature increase wherever it was used, coupled with lasting evidence to prove that magic was causing the planet to warm. What would be done about that?
>>245971Enchant a big structure or flower species to be cold and cool the planet down.
>>245250The population may not support him, then, and he may be swiftly impeached.