/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

Continuing the discussion from last thread: would anyone want Dusk Shine as their dadfu?

Ready to be bred.

>>243527
For a second, I thought those were bees on her tongue in the thumbnail.

>>243535
Go die, normie.

>>243533
Is this the thread where we introduce the bee sting fetish?

>>243547
To be honest, I've never actually had mommy issues, unlike a lot of people in the thread: I had a generally good childhood with my mom, and I never felt like I was lacking in maternal affection. Now, daddy issues, on the other hand, that I might actually have, if just a little. If I was given the choice between the two, I would rather be the filly with a dadfu than the filly with a momfu.

>>243547
No shaming
I am entirely wholesome

>>243547
Take this (You)

>>243447 →
I'd rather be the married even single dadfu.

>>243442 →
In >>243403 → Twilight was clearly breastfeeding, not getting head
Still wanna mommy the filly?

>>243682
But of curse
Why wouldn't I want to take care of a cute filly

>>243696
Because you touch yourself at night

>>243706
I am not a horny dude
I am past the masturbating daily phase
I just want a cute poner to fill with ice cream

>>243711 (Checked)
Based and redfilled.

>>243779
Yeah, they need to all discover that their talents are nothing, just like you and me.

>>243780
Rood, Our talents are Shitposting and Weaponizing Autism.

>>243782
That's like a base ability
Like a unicorn has magic
Earth ponies have better physique
Pegassy have narcissistic personality disorder and attachment issues
The nonyfillies have autism and the boards you browse are related to your qtpie mark

>>243788
Only ones I browse anymore are /mlpol/, /sp/ (here of course), /lit/, and /mlp/. W-what would my cutie mark look like?

>>243789
Probably something like pic

But if you don't like it you could always use poner fashion or get a tubular tatoo (now which are the implications and consequences of trying to tattoo the equine equivalent of a little girl, that I don't know. But what I know is kids love that kind of adult shit and will probably make them the most popular in filly school so is worth the sacrifice!)

>>243788
>>243789
>>243790
Personally, I like the idea of anonfillies' qt marks being stylized question marks which are unique from filly to filly

>>243792
>Personally
>Going with something decidedly non-chan in the tailor-made individuality
Found the redditor.

>>243793
>he hasn't seen the contentfags who support the very same idea
Found the newfag.

>>243792
Anonfillies are just the CMC but with autism.

>>243797
kek
that, and there are several more than 3

>>243797
>The CMC aren't autistic
DYEWTS

>>243800
But Anon, that meant something back when the show was worth watching.

>>243801
This, sadly...

>>243793
>>243799
Well, canonically no two ponies' cutie marks are the same according to the lore, so several ponies with the exact same cutie mark is completely lore-breaking
The differently-shaped question mark CMs allows them to be largely similar, yet still different enough to share a fingerprint's uniqueness as intended

>>243793
>we should subvert ourselves to the greater whole and stamp out all individuality
Indeed, comrade!
GLORY TO EQUALITY!

>>243804
That untidy filly is begging for a brush.

>>243796
Contentfag who made the draw/write/lurker cm variation green here, even in that green they had one of the 3 cm only, not a million variations, dont put me in that boat, all fillies should have the same cm because all fillies are Anon and anything other than a "?" is anything but Anonfilly

>>243830
No, just a gassing.

>https://derpibooru.org/tags/oc-colon-filly+anon
>used to be 1918
>now is 1908
They're removing the anonfilly tag in her pics? I was to tag some anonfilly pics in my favorites

>>243834
I added back a few of them, some of them were added as a mistake and were just caught.

>>243801
Don't worry, they haven't cured autism in nine seasons of horse show. You don't have to be current to be up to date.

>>243804
It's not a loss of individuality, if you want a tailor-made OC you can fuck off to ptfg. Here we only offer species changes, and even those are rewards for working hard on making content.

>>243831
>anything other than a "?" is anything but Anonfilly
I don't disagree in the slightest. I've only ever been referring to minor stylistic differences - it still has to be recognizable as a question mark after all.

>>243840
>going harder on an ironic post than an actual suggestion of a tailor-made qtmark >>243790
ISHYFDDT

>>243843
The intentions are clearly the same, and I found it funny that you were mocking commies for being retarded despite being seemingly even more so yourself.

>>243844
I find it funny that the only post specifically calling for a cutiemark other than a "?" has only been called out once so far

>243846
"Wahh! Twiggy! Nonny won't give me a (You)!"

>>243848
Reeee!
(You) take that back right now!

I really miss this green, it had such promise before it ended abruptly. Are you still here, Discordfilly?
https://pastebin.com/H5KHNdMA

Won't be able to write tonight, but I'm thinking of doing some spooky one-shots once October kicks up. I have a few ideas, but suggestions are welcome; obviously I'll write anything from light trick or treating to gruesome horror.

>>244011
One about procrastination where some anon keeps telling himself he will do his projects then becomes old and never fulfilled anything

>>244057
#Relatable

Droop is not dead btw

>>244206
Nobody cares.

Anyone got some simple filly draw requests?

>>244239
Anonfilly wearing a runic shock collar and playing with filly Aryanne.

>>244057
Are you new to reading my greens? This is a pretty common occurrence at this point...

>>244241
This!

>>244239
Filly calling herself a faggot to a mirror.

>>244255
This Too!

>>243512
Everyone fighting the commies in the thread above and I am here being a faggot

Do you think they can see us? Like, have they scrolled down that thread in the last 4 hours

>>244243
Yes

But that's the case for everyone I know

I wish for filly to pee in my mouth.

>>244325
>pic related
>>244326
I Wish to be the pee

>>244327
>being the pee
Ah, a new one.

>>244326
>>244327
>>244328
Bad posts
No
Naugthy anons
What is this, /trash/?

>>244329
Considering the pissposting's been around for about as long as /trash/ has....yeah basically

>>244330
Don't patronize him

>>244331
I'll patronize you all you want because ur a babby.

>>244333
No
I daddy you You can't daddy me

>>244336
Who said I was a daddy? I'm the anti-daddy. I am anonmare, and I will teach you the basics of CBT.

https://youtu.be/AI8jjVN-jcY

>>244340
Did someone say Cock and Ball Torture?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1cE0m7eQKI

The picture isn't related, I just felt like posting Jotaro filly, RIP in peace, Stand Proud.

I am tempted on giving him a (You)
Wat do

>>244346
Is that a fucking jojo reference? on my mlpol?

i request one of you Fine filly fags fillyify this meme
>>244350
Gibe him a (you)

>>244354
I'll if he was a good peep and ate their veggies

>>244358
>>243848
>>243849
Be Good Fillies so Mexi-Babby will give you (you)s.

>>244346
He's been dead for years fam. You need to move on.

>>244382
>move on
Yes, that's typically what people mean when they say RIP, Anon.

>>244346
>>244384
I'll send my condolences to your kangaroo wife

>>244397
Is....is that a scootaroo

I love everything about that

>>244408
Mexican Anon beginning to post here is the best thing that has happened for this thread in months. You can't Change my mind.

>>244397
Thonks M8

>>244414
But of curse we kno- mean I know I am the best thing in months. Thank you prox- I mean, American poster

>>244469
That's a great pic, love the oil colours

>>244469
We need more Floor Bored cross overs.

>>244502
This

Nothing good is coming her way.

>>244509
>Filly's eyes.

>Sparkle has finally lost it.
>She's recreating us to be in her friends' image.
>The rubberized mess proof white paint binds near instantly to my once natural coat.
>I didn't want to be worst pone!
>"Careful An- Rarity you don't want this in your eyes."
>Mother fucker!

>Purple is making us reenact all the lessons they went through.
>Recording it too.
>Anonple Jack hoofs me in the shoulder. Right, river fake water dragon. Steve?
>Anyway my time to do the needed task.
>I take a quick look at my cured tail. Rubbery, and nearly impossible to cut.
>Looking through the saddle bag I'm not finding what I need.
>Twilight's eyes, and mane gain a crazed look.
>Fuck!
"Dam- Darlings I appear to have lost my scissors in the forest while running for our lives."
>Everyone is scrambling looking for a substitute.

>Finally we cut the damned thing off, and not a moment too soon.
>A crazy Twilight is a dangerous Twilight.
>And so we make our way forward.

>>244469
Floor Bored is a bad momfu. Cool aunt maybe.

>>244592
Floor Bored may be a bad momfu to start, but Orange's subtle redpilling and self-improvement is sure to bring her up to snuff and even further beyond in good time.

>>244592
Floor Bored Becoming a mom might give her the confidence to become more in life because someone is relying on her and at’s something she never had but wants to succeed at it

>>244509
>>244515
Kek

>>244592
Beautiful.

Found a quote that relates to filly, enjoy!
"No one ever thinks about you.
Your mom is the only exception and she's just concerned with how much of loser you turned into.
She stops washing dishes sometimes,grabs the edge of sink for support and just stares at the floor rocking back on her heels slowly trying to put blame on her self ,her working schedule,were you were raised,your school ,your father...
she tries to figure out why you cant be successful in any facet of life; socially ,professionally or emotionally.She tortures herself over it because you don't .She thought you were special but you are okay with your mediocrity ,that's the worst thing for her .
But she is your mother so in some major way it's her fault.
That's what will end up killing her.The failure as a mother,a guide, a protector. She couldn't protect you from your own apathy.
You were always somehow skilled at verbal and English but she coddled you too much so you felt superior to working hard on anything and thus never had the grades or work ethic to succeed .
That superiority complex slowly turned into feeling outcast and bitter.
You are indignantly resigned to being alone but right before you go to sleep every night fantasized about changing.
You imagine getting in shape,getting a good job and really making an effort at making friends,getting a gf,following your ambitions of being creative.You are not going to live like this anymore.Things can be different.You had potential.People told you that once ,it must still be true ???
but then you jerk off and go to sleep. you used those fantasies to soothe your deep discontent for just long enough to delude yourself into sleep.Like an alcoholic and his discount gin,you tell your self that intricate story of your resurrection.
Tomorrow the cycle start all over again just like it always will.
This is how exactly your life will be when you're 50.
This is how your life will be right before you die"

>>244637
I feel personally attacked.

>>244637
I moved out at a decent age and never felt superior to anyone growing up because of my honor roll status, but....fuck, man. You really picked a crappy time to post that...I hadn't responded to my mom for two weeks after one of my most promising job leads fell through. She came over just the day before yesterday to demand answers. It just so happened that I was dealing with more job related stresses and resorted to day-drinking at 10AM, and my housemate opened the front door for her to come in and see me drunk before noon. She kept pushing me about the job leads she keeps sending me, and because I just wanted to be left alone I told her I don't often reply to spam. She left as soon as I said that.

>>244637
Well fuck...

>>244326
>>244327
>>244328
I remember writing a one shot green about an Anon becoming the pee for shits n gigs when the inspiration struck. Let me see if I can find it.

>>244651
Can't find it, may recreate it if/when the inspiration strikes.
>>244637
>You were always somehow skilled at verbal and English
ight,that hit a little to close to home, but it's not an unfamiliar feeling. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O96bGAyrWyY
That may have spurred me to use my rest day to finally complete a green I've been meaning to post here.

>>244710
i loved that green text, im the original i want to be pee memer.

Look inside your mind.
What do you see?
Look inside your mind.
And tell me what you see.

>>244818
I see a bat?

>>244818
A spooky scary skeleton?

>>244818
I see what I hope is my future, whether it's my future before or after I die doesn't matter. All I hope is that it comes to pass, and that nothing comes to disturb that peace. That, and a whole lot of things that I should be doing right now but aren't.

>>244946
Project Hornet.
It is a very mommy issues anime...

>>244991
Holy momma!
Drunk again? You degenerate filly cunt.

>>244992
I like this idea.
>Pinky gets lobotomized/fucked in the head somehow after trauma, gets permanently stuck straighthaired
>Gets stuck caring for filly since twilight doesn't want the little shit and Pinkie could use the extra welfare bucks since she lost her touch for cooking.
>Filly is grateful at first, but as it becomes revealed that Ponk has become sort of a shut-in asshole, she starts to shirk away into the neet life, the both of them only really coming out of their rooms to eat, and even then usually in silence.
>Then, one day, filly walks in on her crying.
>Tries to comfort her, but just gets told to fuck off.
>Persists, eventually ponk admits that today is her birthday
>Filly smiles a bit, reaches into her bag and pulls out a macaroni card that she made in school.
>"Happy birthday mom."
>Ponk is taken a bit aback that anypony would remember, but she smiles for the first time in months
Eh, I'm a shit writer but there's your concept for the day, continue it if you feel like it.

>>245033
CYOOT

>>244940
Cute

Look up "Funny Memes" and then click images. Quite an interesting ride.
>>243081 →
>Be Moondancer.
>It's dark, even though the clock indicates it's only mid-day.
>Those blackout curtains do a good job of keeping out prying eyes, but with how often you shower mildew has grown.
>This place is falling apart.
>The interviews have all fallen through.
>You pour yourself some orange juice from the icebox.
>Somepony is tap tapping at your chamber door...
>You get up, feeling your belly jiggle a bit.
>It's on your list, but the only time you could run without seeing other ponies is when you normally sleep...
>Opening the door only as far as the chain allows, you peek an eye through.
>Then immediately shut it and walk back over to your chair.
>Blinding light illuminates the room for a brief second before dying down.
>You look at her, your blank expression not betraying how much you want to rip out her spine.
>"I know-"
"You used me for your own fucking state of mind. What did I become once you checked off that box?"
>"I've been busy..."
"Busy? Four years, Twilight. It's been four years since I've seen you. You know what? After you told me that you would stay in touch, I checked my mailbox every single day for a year. I even waited on the mailpony, which was the only time I even went outside after I found out that the library will deliver you books. Not once did I get a letter."
>"I-"
"Too busy with all of your other friends, if I've even still earned that coveted title from the mighty Princess of Friendship."
>She lowers her head.
>"I'm sorry for teleporting into your house, now would you please-"
"I'll make you sorry."
>You grab your knife from the cutting board and hold it up.
"You're not welcome here. Leave. I'm not going to let your fucking obsessions give you the peace of mind."
>"Moony-"
"Stop."
>"Moondancer, the world is going to end if you don't help me."
"And it's not even by your own volition that you come here! This keeps getting better and better."
>"Don't you care about the lives of everypony in Equestria?"
"No."
>She recoils, like you just grew a dick and fucked her firstborn daughter with it.
>"H-how could you s-say such..."
>She's crying.
>No, please...
>Not this, you...
>ARRRRRGH.
>You shove a tissue that you used to clean up your marecum a few days ago, which she accepts.
"You have five minutes to prove the validity of your statement. Time starts now."
>In an instant, you're standing before a metallic behemoth.
>"I can't open it, but something bipedal came out. Based on how it talked to me, I suspected it wanted to kill us all. It later talked to Starlight, and she confirmed this. Anyways, when I was taking her home from a playdate-"
"You... took a bipedal alien bent on the destruction of the world to a meetup with foals?"
>"Right, I turned her into a filly shortly after meeting her and I've been mothering her to try and make her docile."
>Yeah, nopony would believe that's the only reason she's mothering a foal.
>"Anyways, I bring her home from the playdate and she's vomiting all over everything. She stays four things: 'charred', 'shadows burned to the pavement', 'fields razed and made barren', and 'tumors'."
"And?"
>"I tested her vomit a few minutes later, and she tested positive for CBT."
"I'm not as well-versed on pharmaceuticals as I'd like to be."
>"The 'C' denotes that it's an enchanted drug, the 'B' tells us that it acts very quickly on equine biology, and the 'T' stands for transcendent."
"Go on."
>"Hallucinations experienced have a high likelihood to come true."
"Oh. So, what do you need me for?"
>"You're the only pony I know who loves knowledge as much as I do. If there's any two ponies in Equestria that can find a way to stop a nondescript threat, it's us."
"You... trust me more than you trust the other princesses?"
>"Well, yes."
"Twilight, did one of those fights fuck up your skull putty?"
>She sighs and puts up a bubble of silence.
>"They're inept, fucktard."
"Oh, so I'm the fucktard for wondering why you trust a useless unicorn with the fate of Equestria above its chosen guardians?"
>"This isn't a matter of diplomacy. This is a matter of annihilation. What did we build in the forth-grade science fair?"
"How am I supposed to remember?"
>"Come on, of course you do."
>You stick out your tongue and put your head on the table.
"Yeah, interdimensional interference radar."
>"If we could do that when most ponies are trying to figure out how to braid their manes..."
"pllish, the mechanism was simple. Tin vibrates on a certain frequency when extradimensional energy comes into contact with it."
>"How did we get the extradimensional energy?"
"No. That proves your point."
>"Exactly. So Moony-"
"Fine, I'll do it."
>"Great! I-"
"On a few conditions. Firstly, if we save the world, I never have to talk to you again."
>Her ears droop, but she nods.
"Secondly, I expect more welfare. A lot more, enough to fix this place up over the course of a few years and be able to eat more than spaghetti every night."
>She winces, but nods again.
"Thirdly..."
>You adjust your glasses.
"Nopony is to know I had any sort of involvement. I want no media attention."
>Twilight holds out a hoof.
>You sort of grip it and let her shake it.
>"So it's settled."
"Yes. Now fuck off so I can teleport home."
>"We start immediately. I need you to help me figure out how we get into that thing."

>>245063
>Be Anonymous.
>Open your eyes.
>Oh dear lord, the sun itself is right next to you.
>It's asking you... if you think you could keep down a bowl of soup?
>This isn't right...
>You focus really hard and manage to make out some legs, then a face...
>You scream.
>That's no sun, that's a lion.
>You flail your limbs wildly, knocking something onto the ground.
>It lands with a thud.
>You have to get out of this room.
>It clamps down on your back with a mighty paw and grins a great tooth-laced grimace.
>You try to kick it, but it has you completely and utterly incapacitated you.
>You close your eyes, waiting for the inevitable end.
>Tears stream down your face, collecting in pools of blood at your feet.
>No, those are still hooves.
>Fuck.
"I don't want to die, please."
>Like you can reason with a hungry cat.
>The thing bites down on your neck and you find yourself back at Button's house.
>Sweetie and Button are tossing a pair of lungs back and forth, and you're trying to get them for some reason.
>You look down.
>There's a gaping hole in your chest.
>You pass out.
>You're a captain on a ship at sea.
>A monstrous giant squid rises to the surface, taking out all of your masts with a single swipe of a mighty tentacle.
>It grabs you with a suction-cupped appendage, staring at you with those cold, dead eyes.
>You're moved up to its beak.
>Off goes your left frontal leg.
>The pain is dulled by adrenaline, but you still feel like you're going to pass out.
>Blood pours from you in a red waterfall, dripping into the waiting maw of the cephalopod.
>Its rasp tongue turns a deep dark red as you watch the fluid flow over every last groove of your life fluid.
>You awaken in a hospital.
>You sigh in relief.
>Something bipedal with the features of a fox enters.
>It's wearing scrubs.
>The grin of canid teeth on a human structure unnerves you.
>Your fragile head is lifted up with ease.
>You can feel claws extend into your flesh, but not enough to be fatal.
>It growls something and undoes the green drawstring on its scrubs.
>OH GOD NO PLEASE.
>ANYTHING BUT THE FUCKING FURFAGS.
>You scream out for aide, but the curved cutters pierce further into your skin.
>Blood is starting to flow quite a bit now, so you simply whimper in pain as the creature gets ready to take you.
>Oddly enough, its member is human.
>You pant roughly and whimper as it stretches you thin.
>The pain is unimaginable, it's way too large for your cunt.
>You can see more blood than just the shit from your neck on the covers.
"S-stop..."
>And, strangely, it does.
>It pulls out, firing ropes all over your face and hospital bed.
>You realize what this probably means a moment before it happens.
>The knife-like extensions plunge deep into your neck.
>You feel the blood running down into your lungs, coughing in a desperate attempt to dislodge it as you tilt yourself forward.
>You pass out.
>Twilight cooks you alive.
>A temporal field goes awry, leaving you to be vaporized one attosecond at a time by a nuclear warhead detonated at point-blank range.
>You're put in an industrial-strength gas mask, tied up with rebar, and left to dissolve alive in a bath of concentrated HCl.
>Luckily the mask fails after a good twelve hours of hell and your lungs finally dissolve, giving you the sweet release of death.
>Your first death.
>You awaken to a yellow pony stroking your mane as tears run down your face.
>Looking back, you can see a bowl on the floor.
>Can't be too cautious though...
>You lie on the floor in silence.
"I need to throw up."
>The bowl is put in front of you, and you feel your hair held back as you give the ceramic everything you've got.
>A tissue rubs what passes for your nose, getting into the nostrils and coming out tainted with tan-ish runny paste.
>"All done?"
"A-all done..."
>"Come on then, we need to brush those teeth and rinse out those nostrils."
>You nod sickly, wiping the salty tears from your face and getting to a standing position shakily.
>"I'll read you a story in a minute."
"What story?"
>"One I think you'll like. It's a secret."
>You force a laugh.
"International Mare of Mystery, are ya?"
>"Shagedelic."
>You blink.
"What?"
>"I said, what's that?"
>Right, you were tripping balls just a few minutes ago.
>Gonna take some time for that to wear off completely.

More lewd fillers

>>245067
Dammit, filly is totally corrupted and went full cunt.

>>245063
>>245064
>furfags
Reeeeeeeee.

>>245067
I want to Put my dick in the filly.

>>245064
Filly is going crazy

>ANYTHING BUT THE FUCKING FURFAGS.
kek

The jaded filly doing lewd to live >>245067
The chad filly living to do lewd >>245089

>>245071
I can't believe Lone wants to get drilled by foxboys.

>>245092
reeee

What kind of music do you fillies listen to?

>>245092
qt

>>245089
>Leggings
Sh-sh'es just wearing those for warmth, r-right?

>>245096
Exclusively Gregorian chant, exclusively in CD-quality FLAC files.

>>245096
Call of Duty lobby music. Black Ops 1 for focus, Modern Warfare 3 when I wanna feel like Rambo.

>you haven't heard from Nonny in a few days
>you'd probably better check on her
>rapping your knuckles on her door, an angry response lashes out at you
>"Fuck off!"
>oh yeah
>something doesn't feel right
>you're going in
>when you push open the door, Nonny is sitting on a stool
>she's fiddling with a rope, trying to do something to it with her teeth and hooves
>"Oh, thank fuck, it's just you, Anon. I can't fucking do anything without fingers."
>you look askance between her and the rope
>"Yeah, here, can you tie this into a noose for me real quick? I'm trying to fucking kill myself."

wat do?

>>245116
"Can I use your body once you are dead ?"

>>245116
Tie the rope into a hogtie. Fillies are too feebla and weak to resist. After that, bridal-carry the hogtied filly to somewhere pretty to talk it out....and then cuddle.

>>245096
Video game music. My most played this week is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5YGxMjywSk

>>245096
I rented Nanobots from my local library recently. It's scratched to hell, but 'Call You Mom' plays fine, so...

The Nyxfags have broken in from the east! Quickly, select your weapon, put on your war face, and tell us your plan!!1

>>245123
Got the fist. I **open the fist into a loving palm and stroke Nyx's mane** **while filly cries in the corner as she's cucked out of her cuddles.**

>>245124
You monster.

>>243512
How meaningful is the personality test and what's the sample size on it?

Mines extremely similar to the average but I don't know if that means anything.

>>245123
>Red filly gets into the submarine to hack into it
>Blue filly shouts over the comms: "THE SILO DOORS ARE OPEN! I REPEAT, THE SILO DOORS ARE OPEN!"
>Red filly takes a moment to respond, her voice hollow and emotionless
>"Good."

>the warhead flies in the general direction of 8chan, leaving all the other fillies wondering what the fuck they just saw happen
>nyxfags were on 4chan and derpi, but the act leads to a massive outcry from all imageboards
>war between the derpi and normalfag hordes and the true fillies is sparked as the launch is blamed on the nyxfags' leader I dunno, some faggot like PurpleTinker? They seem like they'd consider themselves the leader of the nyx legion

I had to make a CoD reference. Can you tell that I've been marathoning the campaign of the Modern Warfare trilogy?

The RPG is mine.

>>245128
I think it just takes all of the previous scores and averages them to give you the average, I know that's kind of a no shit but it doesn't list how many other people have taken the fucker unfortunately. Same thing with the fillyfags group.

>>245123
Reality can be whatever I want, and I want everyone to be the filly.

>>245134
Fillycraft: Heart of the Swarm

>>245134
Poor Purple. I understand that Filly is a pain, but dozens, it's too much.

>>245123
Imma bout to go Chris Brown on their flanks

>Be Twilight
>You're about to change the babby when this cunt comes up and runs off with the last clean diaper
What do?

>>245096
Metal, Vaporwave,Fashwave,sometimes classical.

>>245123
>tfw can't screenshot on this piece of shit laptop
I got the flashbang. I guess I'll do it like I did back when I played CoD: I'll rush in, through the flashbang, and let everyone else with the real weapons kill the Nyxfags while they're blinded.

>>245179
*throw
Fuck, I'm retarded.

>>245175
If she wants diapers she can wear them 24/7

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SATAN

>>245183
But it's 4chan's birthday today...

>>245096
The classics: Billy Joel, Kansas, Queen, AC/DC, occasionally Guns 'n Roses, the kind of stuff my parents listened to and I grew up around. Sometimes I'll get into the more contemporary stuff like the Black Keys, Rob Zombie, or the Offspring, but the classics will always hold a special place in my heart. Outside of that, I'll admit I also like Two Steps From Hell and those kinds of over-the-top orchestral compositions.

>>245184
Yes

>>245096
Mostly music that whites have had the most part in producing, namely classical, electronic, and metal. In regards to their sub-genres pickiness can vary: anything in the classical/orchestral category is fine, almost everything electronic (excluding dubstep/house) and only power/heavy metal will do. I'll listen to European folk songs, synth/vaporwave, most pop older than twenty years, and classic rock depending on the singer and style. The stranger and more esoteric some music is, the more likely I am to give it a chance.

I want to protect a cute fillyanon from the October spooks
Who is a pussy enough to live up my expectations?!

>>245203
>Be filly
>eating burritos with spic anon
>the fucker put to much jalapenos in
>it burns in your throat
>meanwhile you are out in the kitchen tearing down the fridge, he watches you from the sofa smirking and eating his on jalapeno filled burrito
"Faget! Where's the milk?"
>he looks confused for a moment before answering
"Milk? What's that?"

>>245236
C'mon, there's a mare I need you to meet

>>245243
"I-I d-don't know about this, Anon! Isn't it better to use a bottle?"

>>245245
A bottle is shaped like a dick. What are you, gay?

>>245246
"Obviously, not missy! How do you think you were created? Don't be jealous just because you aren't mature enough yet."

Fillies are not allowed to reply this post

Uh
I am confused where this is going
Jalapeño and dick shaped bottles?

Where is my filly to orientate me

>>245236
He said spooks not spics.

Enough!
Where is my filly?
You, the reader with mommy issues, you are mommy filly now!

>>245255
You don't know me I don't have mommy issues.

>>245256
I am the issue!

>>245254
What's the difference?
>>245255
I'll beyour filly anon.

>>245259
You were always my little filly fiddle diddle
>>245260
Do you really think you can defeat me?

>>245262
"Ohhh, no. Daddy, it is thunder outside. I'm scared can I sleep in your bed?"

>>245264
Silly hoers
We ARE outside

>>245268
That was a really cute pic but filly is really sleepy now. Goodnight anon.

>>245269
Good night
Don't sleep and drive, is very uncomfortable

Ree who deleted the spooky roll and write?

>>245273
I got you, fam. Anon probably meant it for the writefag thread.

>>245273
>>245274
Yeah I didn't mean to post it in the filler thread. But if you want to roll for spooky filly stories then by all means go ahead.

>>245274
Thanks.
>>245275
Yes, I very much intend to...
Going to take out the first dice roll though since filly will obviously be the main character and roll the additional horror element instead. Here it goes in order from left to right:
[1d10 = 1]

[1d10 = 2]

[1d10 = 10]

>>245277
>Going to take out the first dice roll though since filly will obviously be the main character
Reminder that the main character doesn't necessarily have to be the POV character. If you rolled Twilight, then the story could be about filly witnessing Twilight's descent into spookiness. To take that even further, you could just modify the first roll to be primary supporting character as instead of the main character.

That's a really fun-looking roll though. Hopefully I'll be able to do one myself this Saturday.

>>245277
>>245278
>Filly watching Twiggles get spooked by skellies at the treebrary
yeah that's a pretty good green waiting to happen

>>245278
Shit, that's true. I'll do that if I do it a second time.
>>245277
Spooky name re-enabled.
>It was a night like any other.
>Well, that wasn't entirely true.
>Twilight had determined that she needed some sort of berry to bake a very specific type of cake for Pinkie's birthday.
>A berry that didn't grow anywhere in Ponyville.
>Or the surrounding area.
>Try the forests at the foot of the Smokey Mountains.
>Even worse, she had framed it like one of those mother-daughter bonding things with specific rules.
>No magic.
>And no carrying tired fillies.
>Granted, she told you none of this beforehand, so now you're trying not to flop over on the ground in your slightly love-handled filly form.
"Aaagh! A monster!"
>"Nice try pumpkin, but I'm not going to fall for that a third time."
"No, I mean like, really! Big fangs and claws and a lot of scales!"
>Twilight takes a peek over her wither before giving you a deadpan look.
>"I never should've given you access to that bestiary."
"No, you shouldn't have. Can I have some trail mix?"
>"Only if you promise me that you won't just pick out all of the chocolate chips."
"But those are the best part..."
>"Then it's a no. Chin up! I would've killed to do this kind of thing when I was your age."
"Yeah, and you also practiced magic all the time. Like a neeerd."
>"Hey, magic is cool."
"Then why aren't you using it right now?"
>The next few hours follow a similar pattern of dialogue until the two of you can see the sun start to set.
>You grin a bit.
"Sun's setting, time to get back to the Treebrary."
>"Don't call it that, Golden Oaks has a very special place in my heart just like you do. Owning books is one thing, but getting to share that knowledge with the world..."
>You pick up a stick and write 'nerd' in the dirt.
>"Hey! Let me remind you who read every last book in the 'Diary of a Wimpy Foal' series."
"The writing is shit, I only read those because the stick figures reminded me of Newgrounds."
>"It's 'shoot', Nonny. Now unpack the tent so we can-"
"Oh, I left that back at the tree."
>You can see the first stage of Twilight Mania™ start to set in.
>Twitching.
"It's cool, just teleport back and get it."
>She groans.
>"You're lucky it isn't that cold tonight."
>Her backpack is shaken off, and a single sleeping bag is removed.
"Hey, where's mine?"
>"In the bag you left."
>The twitching stops.
>"Guess we'll have to share~"
>Your rees can be heard deep into the night as Twilight pulls you in with her.
"Ungh... it's not that late, can't we go out looking for those berries now or something?"
>"Absolutely not. We start at first light, I can't-"
"Yeah yeah, you decided to finally buy a prostitute and lost your wizard powers. Could you just maybe... not hold onto me so tightly?"
>"Let me let you in on a little secret, Anon."
>You can feel her warm breath in your ear.
>"There never was a second sleeping bag."
"Rape! Rape! Holy shit!"
>"You sleep tight too, teddy."
>You huff in annoyance as Twilight's squishy hooves pet you all over.
>...
>Ungh...
>You feel all wet.
>Oh right, Twilight is a notorious sleep drooler.
>You squirm to try and get the dried saliva off of you, and in the process wake up your captor.
>"Mmm... morning sunshine, sleep well?"
"You drooled all over me you ingrate!"
>She just shrugs sleepily.
>"I made you, it's not going to hurt you."
>You can't entirely argue with that one since you did technically pop out of her uterus.
>Fucking Mary impersonator...
>With enough squirming, you finally plop onto the ground.
>"Where are you going doodlebug?"
"I'm going off to practice Discordism in the woods. What does sound like I'm getting up to do? I've gotta pee, bonehead."
>"Oh, right. You do that, I'll do breakfast."
>You find a nice secluded bush and let loose.
>Huh, are those...
>They certainly look like it.
>Despite how much you pretend not to, you really do like Twilight.
>To some extent.
>And those are the berries she's looking for...
>Picking as many as you can and storing them in your cheeks, you make your way back to camp.
>Twilight is trying to get a fire started when you return.
"Hehg Twahlight!"
>You spit the thankfully relatively dry berries on a stump.
"Look what I found!"
>She lifts up one of them, inspecting it and cutting it in half.
>Squeezing a drop onto the tip of her tongue with precision not usually seen in unicorns who are barring themselves from horn use, she ponders.
>After a few seconds her eyes go wide and she spits it out, grabbing the water bottle and rinsing her tongue off thoroughly before spitting all it out far away from the fire.
"Something-"
>"Tell me you didn't swallow any of those."
>Her expression has gone from jovial to dead serious in seconds.
"I-I didn't, what's the-"
>"One of these berries is enough to paralyze an Ursa Minor for at least a good hour."
"I thought they were the ones you asked for, I'm sorry..."
>Her expression changes again before she wraps you in a hug.
>"No, don't be sorry. This is my fault, I should've mentioned the methods of identification other than color and shape, my carelessness could have gotten you killed."
>The two of you stand there for a few minutes.
>"Breakfast?"
"Yes."
>...
The eggs are good, though how Twilight managed to pack them out here in one piece remains a mystery.
>It's not like ponies have tupperware.
>You hear a crunch from behind you, but when your turn around nothing is there.
>Probably just a bird.

>>245285
>Bone15 is back to spook us all
aw heck!

>>245285
>You're close enough to start hunting for the berries, so you and Twilight start to try to find as many as you can.
>Carefully, might you add.
>You nearly pick up the wrong kind a few times, but Twilight is always on your side with her surprisingly adept knowledge of botany.
>By the time the two of you break for lunch, you've already filled an entire basket with the damn things.
>Proudly looking at your haul as you go, you start to feel a real sense of accomplishment from the whole ordeal.
>Plus it won't hurt to be on Twilight's good side for a bit, less time-out time and more cookies.
>The only thing that's a problem are the crunches.
>They're really starting to get on your nerves, you'll whirl around every time you hear one and every time it'll be nothing.
>Well, almost nothing.
>An inspection of the area usually reveals a snapped twig or crushed leaves, but it's only in a localized area.
>No disturbances besides what you and Twilight have caused for as far as your eyes can see.
>You've tended a bit near-sighted with this body though, so you let it rest.
>Somewhat.
>You're tired as fuck by the time dinner comes around, which thankfully is pretty filling.
>Veggie tendies cooked over an open fire are a lot better than some might think when seasoned correctly.
>Of course they aren't quite the same as meat, but your taste buds have adapted to the point that you can't tell quite as much of a difference.
"There!"
>Twilight facehoofs.
>"Anon, I'm telling you. I hear it, but I'm not going to break my vow to find out what it is. I'm as curious as you are, but you haven't even finished eating and I have an obligation."
"Hmmph."
>"Don't be like that, come on. Aren't you enjoying your meal?"
"Y-yeah. It's just that it'll be getting dark soon, and this body-"
>"Your body."
"This body doesn't like the dark all that much."
>"Relax, there's nothing to be afraid of around here. I know Equestria like the back of my hoof, and I wouldn't take you anywhere that I didn't know was completely safe."
"Aren't you a scientist? Aren't theories supposed to be self-correcting?"
>She nuzzles you.
>"I'm also a mother, and telling you things like that won't help you calm down, will they?"
>You can't really argue with that one, so you just nod.
>"And hey, I didn't tell you this, but I'm willing to lift the rules now that we have all the berries we need. How about I teleport us up to the summit of that mountain, we sit and watch the sun set, and then get you in the bath before we break out the ice cream?"
>Well, looks like your cooperation paid off, even if you were a bit of an ass about it.
"I'd like that, thanks Twi."
>"Hey, it's no big deal."
"To take a light, from your stove..."
>"Another song?"
"Yeah, one of the few things I regret about coming here was losing all my music."
>She nods solemnly.
>"Well, ready?"
"Yeah."
>Her horn lights up, taking longer than usual.
>"That's odd."
>She fires it up again, nothing happening.
>"I'm sorry Anon, but it looks like this area might be some sort of crust-mana dead zone."
"W-what does that mean?"
>"No magic, I think."
"You think?!"
>"Well, I can't exactly use a magic-detection spell if I can't cast spells, can I?"
>She sighs.
>"It's fine, we just need to go far enough to the east for more nodes to show up. My best guess is that when this area was used for mining they accidentally disrupted the network."
"I really don't like this, Twilight."
>She nods, biting a lip.
>"Well, I could also do away with rule 2 if it would make you more comfortable. I'd have to come back later to get this stuff, but this place doesn't look like it's had any pony activity for decades."
>You nod and hop up, clinging onto her neck pretty tightly.
>You're not going to lie to yourself, you've always hated the dark.
>Even when you try to rationalize it with a fear of the unknown, it makes you feel childish so you generally just try not to think about it at all.
"I don't care what it is, if you hear one of those crunches please bolt."
>"Anon, I-"
>You sniffle.
"Please mom, something about all of this feels incredibly wrong. I'm begging you."
>You get a good vantage point of her nod.
>"We only have a good half hour of sundown left, I'll get going."
>The daylight seems to drain much faster than that, and even at a brisk pace you can't make the edge of the forest by sunset.
>You don't recognize this area by night, but you trust Twilight in knowing which way to go.
>Crunch.
>You turn your head over withers and see nothing.
>"Twilight, bolt!"
>Twilight takes off at a galloping pace you've never seen her take before, clearing trees and rocks like they're nothing.
>You can see the mouth of the forest, you've almost made it to the train tracks.
>Crunch.
>A branch appears out of nowhere, and Twilight can't react fast enough to avoid it.
>Smack.
>You get catapulted from her back, thrown onto the gravel beside the tracks with a few scrapes.
"Twilight!"
>A voice echoes back from the woods.
>Your voice.
>"Twilight!"
>Your blood runs cold.
>You hold your breath and run head-long into that forest, despite every neuron telling you not to.
"Where are you?!"
>"Where are you~"
>Your words are twisted at the end, adding an inappropriately playful twist to your previous phrasing.
>Gotta find her, gotta get out...
>There she is!
>Passed out.
>You slap her.
>"Twilight!"
>Crunch.
>Her eyes open groggily.
>"W-wh-"
>You start dragging her to her hooves.
"We need to get out. Now."
>She nods, sobering up quick.
>A cold runs through you.
>Twilight is gone.
>"You ingrate!"
>You're not next to the mouth of the forest anymore.
>In fact, it would appear you're even deeper than your campsite.
>"Bonehead."
>You whirl around, that one was close.
>Twilight's voice calls out from the same direction.
>"That bestiary!"
>You run the opposite direction so hard you figure your heart will burst.
>Then you stop.
>Your own voice whispers in your ear as you freeze.
>"A monster."

>>245289
"You're out of crossbow ammo! Graaaah, the zombies bite into your brains and make you one of them!"
>"Sweetie, you suck at being the storyteller. Let me have a turn."
>Applebloom glares at Scootaloo.
>"That ain't so nice."
"Neither is this atrocious narrative!"
>"Girls!"
>All three of you go silent as Applejack emerges from the bushes.
>"Searching real hard for Twahlight and little miss Anon, are ya?"
>The three of you hang your heads and utter a well-practiced reply in unison:
"Sorry Applejack."
>"Sorry Applejack."
>"Ahm sorry sis."
>She sighs and sits down on the stump next to you.
>"Although, ah can't really blame you for gettin' bored. If ah were your age and nothing had showed up for weeks, ahd be pretty bored too. Just... maybe play your game while you look?"
>You nod.
"Sure thing."
>"Yeah, okay."
>"Ahlright."
>"Good, now ahm gonna check up on the mountains. You fillies stay outta trouble."
>"Can I be storyteller now?"
"No! So then you start to turn into a zombie, not because they bit you but because the virus was inside you the whole-"
>Crunch.
>Crunch.
>Crunch.
>"Now waht in tarnation was that?"
~Fin.

Work on Dropman will continue tomorrow, just wanted to get something out in the spirit of the month. Speaking of which, any spooky fillies you faggots want to see drawn?

It's all Anonmare, but I figured you fags might still like it.

>>245296
Lucky colt. Too bad that animation never got finished.

>>245285
I'm definitely spooked now. Well done, just going to curl ontop of a bookshelf for tactical advantage.

>>245274

[1d10 = 6]

[1d10 = 9]

[1d10 = 8]

[1d10 = 2]

>>245301
Holyshit those rolls.

>>245301
>Pinkie Pie
>Everyday Life
>Your Own Mind
>Family
The dice gods work in mysterious ways.

>>245296
Excellent stuff.

You are undoubtedly a little bit nervous as your driver escorts you, 6 other ponies, and a "white house staffer" who you can only presume to actually be secret service, away towards the President's Guest House. The complete silence in the vehicle despite the number of bodies it carries only adds to this unnerving atmosphere. Your ride, however, is short, and sure enough when you exit the vehicle, you can see the White House just down the street. If intelligence agencies were going to torture you, they've picked an incredibly high profile location to do so.

As you enter the building, the first thing you notice is a vibrant red Chinese flag upon the flagpole. Something about this seems off, and it starts to eat at you just a bit as you walk through the otherwise beautiful halls of the house. These feelings are washed over very quickly, however, as you are brought into a sitting room with a large framed painting of Abraham Lincoln, and beneath him in a chair, a very grumpy looking and life-like Winnie the Pooh.

Twilight cannot help but burst into laughter at the sight of this, pointing her hoof at him. "Hahahahahahahaha. Nǐ kàn qǐlái bùcuò, Xí Jìnpíng"

He grumbles while staring daggers at her. "Tā mā de nǐ, Shǎbī."

>>245314
Grab her by the pussy.

>>245301
>>245305
Looking forward to this one

>>245290
good shit

Hello mommy issues thread
Ready to feel nice trough fillies?

>>245364
>trough fillies
Has this even been done before? Fillies drinking from a trough like a communal drinking fountain?

>>245367
Not yet, but if it is done they should be drinking mare milk.

>>245367
Very funny
You won't be such a joker after I can come up with a punishment I can give to an online filly poster
>>245368
You mean formula?
>>245369
N o
Bad filly poster
More of a filty poster now
No weird kinks

>>245370
B-but mare milk is a weird kink too mister spic...

>>245370
I say filly isn't filthy enough Any brapfillies? Floor Bored and filly pee stuff? What about pregnant filly?

So this one didn't come out right so I'll make another (probably).

Uhhh... WTF! Did just draw filly after she had been raped? I was just drawing and suddenly it fitted to add a stream of tears here and the position was already finsihed and by complete happenstance it came to.
What's wrong with me?
I need to take a break.

>>245389
You need more than a break. You need pussy.

>>245383
That's why we use formula in this house
>>245384
Neigh
Threadly inforced wholesomeness with iron petting
Revolters will be put to sleep early

>>245384
Hey, urine is sterile until it exits the body. Don't lump us in with the fucking brapfags, zigger.

>>245395
Bodily waste is still bodily waste, whether it's solid, liquid, or gas

>>245398
No, poop is gross because it has gut bacteria in it that make it smell horrible. Farts are not only gross, but they contain two highly flammable gases that aide to the horrible smell along with the expelled bacteria. Piss might be waste, but in survival situations it's recommended to drink (of course ideally you'd have something to filter it with, but no survival guide worth his salt will tell you to eat shit.)

>>245399
>falling this hard for the bear grylls meme
I'm so sorry for you anon. Hopefully (You) don't get stranded out in the wilderness.

The truth is, no survival guide worth his salt would tell you to drink piss either, because piss has salt in it and you'd only get thirstier as a result.

>>245399
>>245400
Would be better to try to hold it for as long as possible so the body can reabsorb as much water as necessary.
The waste products would not be ideal for reconsumption putting more stress on the body.

But out of all the bodily waste it isn't that bad. Plus in a pinch you can use jar based karate!

Stop the filthy talk

>>245368
>breastmilk from a trough
That ruins the experience, without that sense of maternal intimacy you may as well drink formula

>>245389
It happens.

What's everyfilly's opinion on fictional physical bullying and emotional abuse?

>>245431
>What's everyfilly's opinion on...
DON'T.

>>245431
It's fine as long as it's happening to me, but I'd never want any fillies to go through it unless they had that fetish too.

>>245431
I want Twilight Sparkle to give me stockholm syndrome by emotionally abusing me daily and using her obsessive nature to play mind games on me.

>>245439
This tbh...
Have you been okay lately Aussie Anon? You haven't been posting as often and I'm a bit worried about you...

>>245444
There's more than one of us, Anon, the other ones haven't been posting much either.

>>245431
It's shit. Happy filly is best filly.

>>245445
I know there are, but you specifically. I can tell the difference. So, what's up? Other threads just been holding your interest more?