/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

I want momma snugs

>>216913 →
You need to put in effort to get something out, it's only fair that only the people who work for it should reap the benefits.
That second point sounds like a (You) problem. Don't try to underpin a concept that encourages the thing that keeps the thread going just because you don't have faith in yourself.

>>216921
Without the lurkers and posters who are in the thread alongside the contentfags, you'd hardly have a thread, much less a community. At no point did I say that those who work to make content shouldn't reap any benefits, but there's more to a thread than just its contentfags.
If we didn't have any contentfags the thread would dwindle and die, but if we didn't have anybody other than a handful of contentfags the thread would either die out or become a circlejerk.
Content helps keep a thread going, but so do the anons who participate in a thread in other ways. It wouldn't be fair to completely discount them either.
There are better concepts around, and there are much better ways to encourage content creation. I haven't seen anybody else spurred to make content by what you're peddling, and I know I'm certainly not.

>>216895 →
santa pone
moozua
wafflecakes
fedorashy
then the autistic twitter grill that originally made this but horrifying

they're out there still

>>216870 →
way too cute to be legal

>>216935
and im pretty sure im certain in saying that'd be lockhe4rt and ASSFAGGOT, right?

funny, as i dont think he's ever made an alicorn filly before

>>216907
That pic is so cute and funny.
XD.

>>216935
>>216979
What exactly constitutes S-tier? Is it quality or quantity, because while someone who consistently makes good content like locke or ass definantly deserve alicornhood, reuben doesn't really fit the bill for quality despite his massive wordcount.

>>216927
You do realize most contentfags lurk and post without names, right? You just can't tell because most of us aren't namefagging cunts until it involves something we've made.

Twi becomes the babby. What do?

>>216927
> It wouldn't be fair to completely discount them either.
I agree. Without them, who would give me my (you)s.
And writting is harder than it seems. I undestand that everyone might not be intrested in doing that or don't have the time to spare.
However, one shouldn't get discourage from trying. Here's a stupid green to illustarate that you can keep it simple and easy on yourself and yet contribute.

>Be filly
>Open basment door.
>Walk donwstairs.
"There are stuffed animals here and they are fillies!"
>You hear a hoofstep behind you.
>It's Twilight with a gleaming white chesire cat smile on her lips.
"You stuffed them and now you're gonna stuff me! Oh my GAAAHHHHD!"

But honestly, are there actual rules for who becomes filly or not? What is canon?

>>217027
Care for her, of course

>>216907
I want momma Twilight to comfort me after an accident

>>216919 →
Truly a fate worse than death.

>>217053
Nah. Accident as in falling and getting a scratch, of course

>>217055
Suuuuuuuure.
Betcha want to be this filly, you gay

>>217056
Nope
I'm not into pills

>>217057
Alright, fair enough.
How about this filly?

>>217060
T-totally not

>>217063
Suure if not you wouldnt mind if I put these away

>>217046
Why must you make me feel?

>>216917
>>217050
Me too m8y

>>217022
Of course I'm aware of that, but there are still more lurkers and posters than just them.
>>217036
I'm glad to hear you agree with me and are understanding that not everyone has time for and interest in writing.
Also, thanks for the words of encouragement. I've still got my own heavy confidence issues to work through, but I just might take another crack at breaking through them once I have time, even if nothing results from it. Best case I create filly content of my own, worst case nothing changes.

Friend drew another one of my requests

>>217108
filly does, in fact, have excellent taste

>>217108
Disgusting.

>>217108
Good taste, good filly.
10/10

>>217108
That's heresy

>>217123
No u

>>216829 →
Hmm, that's cool. Ty for the info.

Filly Edit

Reminder that fillyboops are contagious.
If you are booped by a filly, seek immediate medical attention.

>>217134
What if Filly boops herself?

>>217135
Fillyception.
None within a 5 mile radius are spared.

>>217134
WOW!

>>217130
This really is the thread of mommy issues edits already, eh? I made this one last week.

>>217108
Absolutely disgusting
Peetzer horse does not approve of this message and filly should get a good spank for such heresy

>>217144
Fucking kek, those sounds

>>217146
RISE UP

>>217139
qt babby

I wish for filly to pee in my mouth.

>>217162
Hell yeah, always good to see you.

>>217162
I wish for kirin filly to pour me a glass

>>217130
Haha, yeah that'd be awful, I totally wouldn't want to be that filly
>>217139
Twilight looks like she's got a nefarious plan
>babby proceeds to piss on her

Okay, time for the recap no one asked for

(STORY 1)
Pastebin Part 1: https://pastebin.com/JReEqH6G
Pastebin Part 2: https://pastebin.com/CuNuktSQ
(STORY 2)
Pastebin Part 3: https://pastebin.com/6NReU7EY

>You are Anon, and your life has been rather weird as of late
>One day, you went to sleep in your bed, and woke up as a cute green filly in Equestria
>The world was a bit different, since Luna hadn't come back from the moon yet, but you ended up getting into some cool adventures nonetheless
>You weren't the only filly who used to be a human, and indeed you made 5 other friends who were in the same boat as you.
>But then you fucked everything up as soon as you got the Elements of Harmony.
>Like really, not 5 minutes after touching them, you used them to open a portal back to Earth, and ran away from your problems.
>Now you're back on Earth AND still a pony, plus the Elements are a bunch of shattered fragments in Twilight's saddle bag.
>You are currently in the back of a pickup truck in the outskirts of Fargo, North Dakota, debating what to do next with your friends.

>>217006
That's largely due to being a CYOA writer. You can't really put much in story or character development because the plot is pretty much randomized.

>>217139
That baby filly is the cutest filly around. I want to take care of her.

>>217146
Clown filly.

Solifugid. I'm not dead, just working on something else at the moment.

thanks for the birthday drawings and wishes, babb... I mean, fillies

>>217227
You're welcome

>>217227
R-ree I'm not a babby you faggot

>>217144
now i just need a gif of that because filly sounding like a fat white lady screaming to death is kind of a turn off

>>217300
Could always play it without sound

>>217227
Totemo kawaii desu

But I cant tell what's in filly's mouth

Also maybe add some stink lines to the babby that's about to be changed

>>217334
but it's more of a hassle to replay and the filly isnt front and center the whole video reeeeeeeeee

>>217216
Alright. Hope to see more soon

>>217344
A safety pin

>>217216
wow, you're improving

>>217545
T-thanks mate
>>217462
Yeah, I'm aiming to be posting more of Chilly by the beginning of May.

>Garden Appreciation in Equestria
>I found myself walking about in the gardens, having gotten quite bored of trying to figure out how not to get lost.
>Since I didn't have any chewing gum to stick on the statues, I was meandering through the various flowers.
>Guess it's a sort of backup food supply, in a pinch, but I suspect they're mostly because of the traditional reason.
>Large beds of flowers are scattered about, some completely a single color, a few with a variety, and some even have been arranged to grow in patterns.
>Eventually, I turn down a path with climbing roses trained overhead across an arched trellis extending down the length of the short passage between the hedges.
>Some unfamiliar part of me wanted to try and nibble on one for some reason.
>Best resist that.
>Eventually, I emerged in a circular clearing in the garden with every kind of rose one could imagine being cultivated.
>I couldn't stop a low whistle from escaping as I made my way to a gazebo at the center.
"Seems like it'd be a shame to not sit and appreciate all this work."
>With a flap of my wings, I made it onto a bench and plopped my forehooves on the railing.
>My ear twitched idly as I took in the scenery, stifling a snicker as I recalled a few songs from back home.
>...
>Home.
>It had been so long since I'd even thought of it.
>My head joined my forehooves as I tried thinking back.
>A dozen years in a different world has a way of making those memories get fuzzy.
>Idly, I rocked my head back and forth.
>A heavy sigh escaped me as I hummed quietly.
>I could kinda remember how a tune went.
>I could almost hear it, really.
>Eventually, the words began to flutter about in the garden, escaping my lips in the still unfamiliar voice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW1YQNn14V0

>My ears perked a bit as I heard something from elsewhere in the gardens, carrying oddly well.
>It seemed to have joined in about as I hit the chorus.
>Certainly a bit different...

https://youtu.be/vhObgz_7Z4s?t=27

>Well, no sense in wasting a decent little jam session, I supposed.
>On with the show.

>Eventually, the song petered to an end.
>Was that one of those... music things?
>I wasn't sure what the etiquette for that sort of thing might be.
>...maybe another tune?
>After a bit of thought, that odd sensation of disembodied music began drifting around.
>Unbidden, my voice flitted into the air once more.
>I wasn't as familiar with the tune, having only heard it a couple of times, but somehow I didn't seem to be unsure of what phrase came next.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxSTzSEiZ2c

>As a second voice joined in right behind me, my heart felt like it dropped a beat or two, yet the song continued.
>Somehow.
>I turned slightly as a mass of pink moved into my periphery.
>As the music swelled, a gold-shod hoof pulled me beneath a wing.
>A pink forehoof and my own stretched out to the sky of their own accord before lowering back down on a more sedate verse.
>As it falls to the end, there's a moment of calm.
>I look over to the pink princess patron of paramours.
>Uh oh.
>I recognized that look.
>I tried to turn and bolt, but it was already far too late.
>With a squeal that could make a night guard jealous, I was ensnared in Cadence's constrictor grasp and thrashed about in her enthusiasm.
>"Ohh, who knew my new cousin was so precious!"
>I tried to tap out on one of the limbs squeezing the life out of me, but apparently wrestling rules aren't part of a princess's curriculum.
>Soon enough, I found myself dangling from her hooves, face to face.
>Flat look engaged.
>"And so smart for your age! I was a little concerned after reading the papers, but I can see it's little wonder why you ascended!"
>She clapped me against her in another hug, continuing her stream of words and exposing my disappointment to a poor, hapless flower on a pillar of the gazebo.
>"I was concerned when I heard somepony singing a song so full of heartache, so I decided I would check it out, but then you started with that other one too and I just had to join in."
>Back out to arm's... forehoof's length.
>"Oh, I'm sure we're going to be the best of cousins! Maybe I can watch you sometimes when Celestia's busy, and maybe you can watch Flurry Heart when you're a bit older!"
>She finally grew silent, beaming cheerfully.
>After a moment to make sure she got it out of her system, I rose a hoof.
>"Yo. Good to see you again, Candy-ass."
>I could almost hear it as her expression cracked, eyes shifting from side to side.
>Her smile clung on, but a strong breeze could probably have blown it off.
>I leaned in as much as I could from my position, and whispered those three magical words.
"Blame Twilight Sparkle."
>Like a pneumatic lift, she sighed as she lowered me to the bench once more.
"How's the hubby?"

>>217563
>She gave a slight smile, but her disappointment remained.
>We made small talk for a moment before heading inside.
>Not too bad a day.
---
>The next morning
>I shambled my way through the castle, fresh out of bed.
>The maids seemed to be giving occasional sad-looking smiles as we passed.
>A few brought me into a hug and made cooing "It's going to be okay" type encouragements.
>What the hell.
>I just wanted some fucking breakfast.
>Shuffling into the dining hall took far longer than I expected.
>As I plopped into my seat, I could immediately tell something was wrong.
>Cadence was watching me with cheerful expectancy, and Celestia looked terribly amused.
>A grunt of acknowledgement in their direction only prompted wider smiles.
>"Good morning, my little sunshine."
>"Have you read the news yet?"
>Before I could reply, a gossip rag was plopped in front of me.
>A photo of myself from the whirlwind of activity when I was introduced was splashed across the front.
-Princess Celestia's New Daughter!-
--Unruly Terror or Tragic Young Love?--
>I blinked.
>The princesses watched expectantly as I began to read.
"Oh god dammit."
>Apparently, a pony paparazzi had overheard me in the gardens and managed to snap a few pictures of myself and Cadence.
>They were promptly used to speculate wildly and spin a tragic tale of lost foalhood love, citing it as a potential reason for my prickly nature.
>Cadence's presence fueled suppositions of her being called in to help deal with suppressed heartbreak.
"This is total horseshit!"
>Cadence gave another titter.
>"Come come. This might work out okay for your public image."
"Fuck public image."
>"Now now. This will give a nice excuse to spend plenty of time with your dear, older cousin."
>I knocked my head against the table.
>"Uuugh... if we're gonna have to hang out, you'd better be taking me to get pizza or something."
>A server toted out the meals, placing them before each of us.
>I couldn't help but notice mine had a few extra pancakes on it when it was placed before me.
>The server patted atop my made and murmured to 'stay strong' before exiting again.
>I let out a frustrated scream that was far too girly for my liking, then resumed banging my head on the table.
>Fucking ponies.
>Fucking Twilight.
>Fucking paparazzi.

>>217563
>>217564
Oof...
Fine update once again, did you post your pastebin last thread? I can't seem to recall and I'd like to save your green to my collection

>>217568
Didn't post one last thread, but the last one I did was sometime in March.

Here's some fresh paste for you to enjoy.
https://pastebin.com/SPj4PGNA

>>217563
>>217564
Hooray an update

>>217579
Best caretaker

Great work

>>217579
So, who're the tards and who're the wranglers?

"Honestly Twi, I don't think it's as much me changing because of going to Equestria, as it is me changing from the voices. A lot of my boldness came from them telling me what to say or do, and me just going with the flow."

She shakes her head in disappointment. "Do you really think listening to a bunch of random voices in your head is such a good idea?"

"Well it's gotten me this far."

"It's also caused you to do and say some incredibly stupid things. You sure you don't need help with them? I've got a couple of friends from college who went into psychiatric medicine, and I'm sure any one of them could make the voices go away."

"Tell you what. If I still have them in my head when I stop being a pony, then you can send me to as many quacks as you see fit and fill me full of all of the drugs you want. Until then though, I'll stick with the voices."

Twilight sighs, defeated. "Alright. Just don't let them turn you into someone you'd hate. Anyways, I'm gonna guess dorm parties are probably a bad idea. Most students are going to be studying for midterms anyways. And I guess Blossom's a bit young for it anyways."

Blossom scowls at that remark. "Hey, I'm pretty sure we're all too young - physically - to be drinking."

Twilight shrugs. "Ponies handle their liquor better than humans. Even as a filly, I can still handle vodka without passing out."

Remembering back to your time loop days, you mouth the words you heard far too often from Twilight, making quote gestures with your hooves as you say it, "Fuck me, remind me not to drink when I have research in the morning."

She leers at you. "Cute, just cute. So what are we doing anyways, camping out in an abandoned section of the university library planning out what the heck we're gonna do tomorrow? Because that sounds like the safest option to me. I'm not gonna sleep in the streets."

>>217588
Whatever reuben wants [1d100 = 96]

>>217590
Boosting
[1d100 = 28]

>>217583
Most of the fillies probably, and the few fillies that aren't were hired by a very sleep-deprived Twilight to help with the workload.

>>217590
Yes. Take it away, my dude.
[1d100 = 17]

>>217579
>>217621
I find it difficult to believe that Twilight would ever hire an Anonfilly to take care of others, esp. disabled. I'd see her putting Fluttershy in charge, and then hiring some ponies that wouldn't take advantage of her (aka not Anons)

I decided to try my hand at drawing a cute filly, I hope you all enjoy it

>>217663
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Filly filly filly I'm 100% filly.
Filly filly filly I'm 200% filly.
Filly filly filly I'm 300% filly.
Why do ptg-fags hate fillies?
They hate us because our chestfluff is bigga.

Filly filly filly.
Why do you eat so many tendies?
What do you eat? Weeds and grass?

Filly filly filly.
Why do you stay with Twilight?
Because I don't wanna live with background ponies.

I'm a filly. F... I-L-L-Y. Not a colt. Not some OC. A filly.

Filly filly filly.
Why do you call Twilight purple?
Because Twilight is purple.

Filly filly filly.
Why ddo like being bottlefeed?
I am not being bottlefeed. I drink from the teats because I'm a filly.

>>217564
Poor filly. Cadance is a good pony tho, I'd love to hang out with her. Keep up the good work mate.

>>217637
>I'd see her putting Fluttershy in charge
I for one would be more than happy to have a fluttermom

>>217663
Fuck, I wish I was a better writefag. That would be a superb prompt for a green.

>>217698
Fluttermom best mom

Hey fillies. Haven't read the threads in a good long while. It's sad there's still so much division about the discord server/thread disconnect. I think it is probably warranted to bring it up and address the activity of both places and their differences, but it is unfortunate it's gotten to personal attacks and thread derelle drama over the months. I've missed all of you both the server and thread despite real life being a massive drag and hope everyone's doing well, especially Sews, Ponis, Nore, ASSFAGGOT, Reuben, and Smoldix.

I got around to reading your stuff, ASSFAGGOT. I promised that I would eventually get to reading all you friendly fillies' work, late as I've been to do that, and I'm glad I've finally started. I love your writing style. While it's reminiscent of the Zephyr pony TF green I first read when I got into the TG fetish sphere, it's generally more innocent and wholesome. It's hard to find that kind of balance in a content style like genderbending/TFTG, and it's a breath of fresh air.

>>217698
"BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH! REEEEEE!"
>"It's just a hug, Anon, don't be so silly."
"STRANGER DANGER!"
>"Don't be silly, we know each other very well."
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
>"Ssshhhh, shh shhh..."
"R-ree...."

>>217725
Why do we never see any fluttermom stories?

>>217732
You know...I've thought about that for a while. I don't really now what would be the most entertaining or accurate depiction of fluttermom but there's a lot of potential for it. For instance:
>Fluttermom is inexperienced and innocent but eager, gets tricked or bullied by filly into making compromises or doing stupid/irresponsible things
>Fluttermom is mommy issues embodied, lets filly reverse the roles, perhaps for lewd reasons
>Fluttermom is extremely well read on young animal rearing but not on foal rearing, makes animal related or novice mistakes in taking care of filly
>Fluttermom is meek but mature, understanding filly is an independent spirit and accommodating well for her, leading to Fluttermom becoming filly's wingmare

Just a few examples off the top of my head.

>>217732
I assume because conflict makes things interesting, and the conflicts likely with Fluttershy have been hit by the show a few times.

>>217735
I mean, I suppose that's true. But the same goes with the main characters at large. The show's nine seasons long, the creators have done all sorts of things, characteristic of the cast or not. Yet original content can still be done with the characters so long as they have an accurate or realistic personalities.

>>217736
...either that or completely flanderize or mischaracterize the characters in some way.

>>217737
Yeah, the unfortunate part about all fiction is that people don't treat their or others' characters with much faithfulness or realism when they try to write them, leading to a lot of wasted potential. But there are diamonds in the rough out there.

Speaking of diamonds in the rough, if anyone here knows about what I'm thinking of, there's a story I remember from pastebin about a human Fluttershy x Anon story where Flutters is a trap or reverse trap from an abusive household. I really fucking loved it and it was one of my favorite greentext stories I read in my entire time on /mlp/. I spent all morning searching for it to no avail. rip me.

>>217739
Ah, found it. In case anyone here's interested in an emotional roller coaster, here it is:
https://pastebin.com/GGCZjdDX

Anyway, /tangent. Back to Fluttermom because now my mind won't leave yellow quiet alone. Any suggested scenes or plots for a Fluttermom scenario? I'm up for giving writing a shot again.

Do the fillies know where we could advertise mlpol?

>>217750
>not drinking tea or coffee from an Aryanne or Broncos mug at work every day
>not wearing mlpol merch while going out at least once a week
>not telling anyone you know that shares any interests whatsoever with you about it
>not having a family and making your wife and kids J-woke using primarily mlpol
You're not workin' hard enough, boi. Mostly kidding. Mostly.

I can't tell if this is a new filly or not

>>217758
Well we can all agree it's a cyoot filly, at least.

>>217759
That is indisputable, yes.

>>217758
never seen it before, can confirm it's a newfilly
t. veteran fillyfag

Anyone have a template for an anon filly plush?

>Be filly
>Come home after hard day of school.
>Looks forword to spend time with your boyfriend, Anon.
>Hears sounds coming from your bedroom.
>You skip upstairs to it.
>You throw open the door expecting Anon oiled and clothed only in a liongap.
>Sees him under the covers with your step-sister Nyx.
What do?

>>217764
realize none of this is real because nyx exists and wake up from this dream

>>217764
Crucify the pair of them for all the town to see.

>>217227
Babbies

>>217766
More like nightmare. AMIRIGHT
>>217767
>Be anon
>Standing on podium above a sea of green angry fillies.
>To your side stand Purple.
>Infront of you Aryanne is adressing the crowd.
"Who do you want to be relieved from their charages?" Aryanne asked.
"Purple!" Shouted the crowd of fillies in unison.
"But Purple has [ABUSED] many fillies while Anon has commited adultery, which isn't even ilegal in Equestria. Are you sure you want to sentence Anon to crucifiction? I thought he was your King?"
>A chorus screatched out a powerful, "Reeeeee!"
>After the crowd had calmed down, one of them shouted.
"Free Purple. Anon's blood will be upon us and on our babyfillies."
>>217768
I might make a small green for this later.

>>217763
Just these. If you wanted something bigger, there's starter patterns to be found https://plushie.horse/content/Plushmancy_Guides

>>217729
>Anon does this in public
>Fluttershy is infinitely embarrased has to have a long awkward talk with the ponice
>>217734
Wait, is it Anon or Flutters with the mommy issues? or both?

>>217776
Either or if I were the one choosing, it would be both, but what do you expect from a diaperfag

>>217777
Oh, hey, check'd. Maybe the quads is a sign from Kek to get off my lazy ass and write again.

>>217588

You shrug. "Whatever you feel like, really. I'm not feeling too decisive right now."

For the next few minutes, you're relatively silent as you try to take in the appearance of the city of Fargo. It seems quite large, but also rather flat. None of the buildings seem to be any more than 3 or 4 stories tall at the highest. In a way, it's almost the exact opposite of Canterlot, which was dense and filled with tall ornate buildings. You shutter at why you now feel the need to compare human settlements with those of ponies.

You are soon dropped off in front of a Jimmy Johns, right next to the university. Across the street in one direction, you see a credit union. In the other direction, hidden by some trees, you see another building, which Jasmine informs you is the library. After saying goodbye to your human companions, you make your way to the library, taking every chance you can to stretch out your legs. There aren't many people outside to see you, as it is getting rather close to dark, but you do get a few stares from everyone you can see yourself.

There are a lot more students inside the library than there are wandering around outside. Most don't notice you, as their faces seem buried in either laptops or books, speaking quietly with classmates to plan for what you assume to be upcoming tests or group projects. The librarian at the checkout counter, however, does notice you, and seems quite surprised as Twilight immediately approaches her with a smile, asking, "Hi, do you happen to have any private study rooms we could check out?"

The librarian is speechless. "A- are you students?"

Twilight nods. "Yes, I'm a student. I've misplaced my ID though. I hope that won't be a problem."

"Um, okay. Can I get a name? And wait a second, why do all of you look like ponies? Am I seeing things? Or are you all in costumes for some theater program?"

"My name's Diana, and I'm actually a physics student. Of course you're seeing things. You're not blind, are you?"

"No... no I'm not. Tell you what, is the basement fine with you? Because most of the study rooms are booked, but there should be a couple free in the basement I can loan out."

"That would be lovely. Thank you."

The librarian pulls out a key and places it on the counter, which Twilight makes a point of grabbing in her telekinesis, leaving the librarian unable to come up with a response as she cheerily waltzes towards the stairs.

>>217773
Ayy! You're around. Nice to see you again.

>>217808
you're still' frick

>>217787
"So, what's the plan after we get v& by men in black? Or are we hoping that word won't spread about us, or get close to the Feds, because of how ridiculous our existence here on earth as we are is, to the point where no one would share it because virtually no remotely sane person would believe them?
[1d100 = 72]

>>217813
to specific who to say this to, Diana.

>>217815
specify'

>>217936
I really recommend you fags redraw rather than recolour when possible. I don't want Anonfilly to just be known as "that OC that gets shitty recolours made of her".

>>217937
Go die normie.

>>217938
CUTE!

>>217936
Not bad, Anon. There'd probably be a lot of fillies like this.

>>217937
Yeah, I do agree. Though I appreciate people wanting to make content however they can.

>>217937
everybody needs to be reminded that nobody is safe

if it can be filly, by god

it WILL BE FILLY

>>217942
This.

Could we get a version of this with filly and Twilight?

>>217951
Twilight's going to get dat filly plot, biological processes be damned.

>>217937
Absolutely this. I appreciate the fact that people see a pic and go "heh, filly could fit into this pic/situation well" and then proceed to recolour the pic to make it filly, making more content. But going the extra mile and putting in the effort to redraw it from scratch will go a long way towards improving the reputation of filly as an OC, and the community surrounding it.

>be anon
>suddenly in Equestria
>aw yeah, now I get to fuck mares
>fall over
>realize that you have hooves
>eh, at least maybe ponies will be more willing to fuck a retard horse than some random hairless ape
>awkwardly walking along since you don't really know how to trot or anything
>finally get to a populated area
>mares everywhere
>whelp, time to take a peak
>too nervous to actually go up and ask for something since you aren't exactly sure how mares would react to that
>you notice you are a bit small
"Oh great, I was a manlet and now I am a stallionlet"
>decide to hide in some bushes and see if you can get a peak of some plot
>get in the bushes, a bit itchy but otherwise surprisingly comfortable
>a mare starts standing right in view and lifts her tail
>she's looking at a stallion
>you see her vagina winking and wet
>you bring your hoof down to your member to start masturbating
>notice you are getting wet
>>you are getting wet
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you are getting wet
>you roll on your back and to try to get a better look
"Fuck, Must've cut my junk on something in here"
>the mare looks back startled and hurries off
>well, better to investigate now than later
>you look down, and notice that you don't see any balls
>you look down and see that you have a vagina
"GODDAMMIT I WANTED TO FUCK MARES"
>now everypony is looking
>you realize that you are still in public
"Fuck"
>everypony agape at your foul tongue
>you are going to have to get used to that
>you run out of town a bit into the woods
>what am I gonna do shit fuck goddammit nigger
>suddenly an idea enters your head
"Purple!"
>surely if anyone--anypony knows what to do, it would be her
>luckily, you are very near Ponyville
>hurry off to find Twilight Sparkle
IDK where I am trying to go with this I am bad at storytelling so I am going to stop. Hopefully someone found that amusing or funny in some way. Might follow it up, might not.

>>217963
Keep writing right now, Nigger. Welcome to writefilly land, cookies and punch are by the door.

>>217963
Everything is trash right now so don't worry about it. I liked it enough anyway. The idea that anon doesn't notice what he has turned but notice he has been transported to Equestria is funny if illogical.

If you want, I can write the next scene. Well, I feel inspired so I will write the next scene and you can deconanonize it if you feel like it.

>>217965
I suppose I will try to continue, but I need a bit of time to think about what to do.
>>217970
Yeah, I was going more for humor than logic there.

>>217942
i love it.

>>217963
>Be filly
>You run up to the double doors leading into the crystal palace and knock on it
>After a time of waiting, somone opens one of the doors
>In the doorway now stands Spike and a green femine looking colt with a black sleek mane
>Spike and the green colt look surpised at seeing you
>Silence reigns before you break the ice
"Is Twilight home? I need a dick!" you say
>They get slacked jawed by your statement
"Whaaaa?!" they say in unison
>The green colt looks away, flustered
>Spike pushes his jaw lifs up his hanging jaw in cartoony fashion
"T-twilight is gone on Princess duties in Canterlot b-but I don't know if she can help you get a... a dick?" Spike stammered while having a huge blaush on his face
"Also, I think you are to young for... that."
>You weren't listening to Spike that mush becaue your thoughts were still on the fact thta Twilight wasn't present
>What could you do now?
>You could try to travel for Canterlot but you didn't know how long Twilight would be there
>Perhaps she would leave for Ponyville soon
>Well, Spike would know right
"So when does she return? I can't stay a virgin forever you know," you say
>The colt hid his face behind his mane and squirm in place
>Spike saw this and got annoyed
"Look! Twilight will get here tomorrow. You can return then. Also, please some of us-" He nodded towards the colt next to him. "-don't like foul langauge so keep it down," he say
>You don't listen more than on the part about Twilight returning tomorrow
>This makes you think about the fact that you have nowhere to sleep tonight

ends adruptly, lol

>>217970
>Everything is trash right now
I am talking about movies and such.

>>217980
I have an idea for another direction, and I will try and work on it tomorrow. Cheers.

>>217564
Shit, that's gonna be a mess to fix. Great update, glad to see more!

>>217637
Some fillies would probably come off as more trustworthy than others

>>217666
Pretty good. I imagine this filly singing that song.

Also that last line, wew

>>217764
Threesome

>>217764
Liongap? Wat?

>>217963
>>217980
Not bad, I like this.

To the Swede: It's custom to have only "you" talk in blacktext, and other characters talk in greentext. It makes things confusing if you do all dialogue in black.

>>217963
>>217980
>>218008 This. If there's multiple characters you can also pinktext or something like that. Or you can pre-empt their dialogue with some activity that directs the reader's attention to that character. For instance:
>Pinkamena gives a derisive exhale, whipping her flat tail in the direction of her potential partner
>"You're going to have to try harder if that's the only trick you've got up your sleeve. Wasting my time."

>>217787

You sprint to catch up with Twilight, who is pulling a few random books from the shelves on her way to the stairs. You're not even sure if she's even looking at the titles of those books or just grabbing literally anything to keep herself entertained for the night. Once you're close enough, you try to catch her attention by whispering, albeit somewhat loudly.

"Hey, what's the plan for when we get arrested by the men in black, huh? I know you're trying to go for the whole, 'get exposure' thing, but you're not even being subtle."

She slows down finally, takes a look at a few of the books she's grabbed, and puts half of them on a nearby cart for returns, keeping the rest to herself. Just to make sure she's not ignoring you, you clear your throat in hopes of getting a response, which you do.

"You have an overactive imagination, Anon. Half the people we interacted with today were convinced we were wearing some really elaborate costumes. A couple of talking horses that look exactly like characters from a cartoon show do not necessarily warrant government attention."

"Showing you have telekinesis does!"

"I showed it to one librarian who works an evening shift. She might blog about it tonight, but we have people claiming to see magic every day. They're usually dismissed as being on drugs or having a mental disorder. Or they're religious. We're in North Dakota, so she might as well be claiming to be seeing angels. At the very least, we won't have to worry about getting a visit from the feds until tomorrow."

"And what happens tomorrow?"

"Oh that's easy. I start doing magic tricks all day in the most populated area on the campus and see what happens. I think I might just test out my moth wings spell on a human, what do you think?"

>>218015
"Given how that worked on us, I'd recommend against starting a panic by accidentally replicating Mothman."
[1d100 = 4]

>>218022
Welp looks like we're replicating Mothman.

>>218015
Time to make Mothman a reality. [1d100 = 62]

>>218015
Time to make Mothman a reality. [1d100 = 42]

>>218025
>>218026
I can't be sure if this was hive mind or just mlpol posting the same post twice...

>>218028
it's the same post word for word with identical spacing and from the same flag, I'd be more willing to bet on double posting.

>>218015
"Has the screw that was probably loosened during your time in Equestria finally fallen out, or do you actually have SOME kind of plan? ANY kind of plan, at all? Please tell me it's at least a little of column A and a little of column B. Or maybe you're just fucking with me because your tired?"
[1d100 = 19]

>>218015
'member when Reuben used to put greentexts for other chracters so we could tell who's talking easier? ooo i 'member

>>217729
I'd love hugs and snugs from fluttermom

>>217698
>>217729
>>218092
How effective do you think the stare would be on filly?

>>218109
Too effective. It would remind filly of her abusive parents back on earth and she'd curl up into a ball and start whimpering.

>>218010
"lol blu"

ATTENTION FILLIES! (And especially writefags) /mlpol/ needs your help. /mlpol/ will not last unless we can bring in new anons. We need your help to write catchy advertisements that we can post on other sites to get new anons. Who knows maybe one of the new anons will be a writefag. Post slogans in the following thread >>218127 →

>>218132
This is a good idea, unfortunately I'm not a very politically inclined filly. Best of luck to you mate, here's hoping other people will be better at coming up with slogans than I am.

Cadance has been teaching Anon the forbidden art of pizzamancy.

>>218158
That's a good filly
We need more unifilly art.

>>218158
Source http://boards.4channel.org/mlp/thread/33666624#p33755796

>>218161
That's a nice thread.

>>217963
Well, now to continue, since I said I would. I am going to make it up as I go along. I have some ideas, so hopefully this will get better eventually.
Author's Note: I am not going to be character consistent with dialogue text color, it is just to make it easier to distinguish characters; it will probably change on a scene by scene basis except for (You) (if there is any feedback on that, I am receptive)
>walk to Twilight's castle (you would run, but you don't want to show up covered in mud)
>still embarrassed
>finally arrive at the castle; covered in mud anyway because you ran through the woods
>knock on the door
>after a short pause, Spike answers the door
>"Uh, do you need something? Twilight's kinda busy. Princess duties, you know."
"My di--uh co--um... penis is gone and I need the Princess to fix it now!"
>he looks at you a bit awkwardly, reaching to check that his is still there
>"Um, I think that might be more Princess Cadance's thing, but I can, you know, ask Twilight about it. Come in, would you like tea?"
"Sure, I guess. Is there a lobby or something?"
>"I guess we can sit you down in one of the dining rooms"
>he leads you to the dining room and brews a teapot with his breath
>you drink your tea waiting
"So, do you know what Twi--the Princess is doing?"
>"She's been busy doing paperwork all day. I think it's some important friendship business or something."
>he sips his tea
>"Not really out of the ordinary. She does this sort of thing all the time."
>he shrugs
>you aren't sure how to reply to this; you aren't good at small talk
"Could you ask her if she can see me? It's really important."
>"If you say so, I guess."
>he goes off to Twilight's office
>you stair at the crystal wall of the castle
>you see yourself stair back
>a small green filly
>as you look upon yourself, Twilight arises
>"HEY, I'M A BIT BUSY RIGHT NOW SO LET'S MAKE THIS QUICK, PLEASE?"
>she realizes that she was shouting
>"Sorry, I'm very stressed. Lot's of paperwork to be done, princess duties. What do you need and what should I call you?"
"Call me Anon. I'm, new. I don't exactly know how I got here..."
>should you say it?
>heck, it's going to come up eventually either way, might as well make it quick
"And I want my penis back"
>she recoils slightly, confused
>"We should probably talk about this later, why would a filly like you be talking like that? Spike! Arrange a meeting in a half hour! I should be able to finish the paperwork by then if I work at double speed!"
>she gallops off in a frenzy
>"She does that a lot."
"Okay."

Sorry for being about a half hour late for 'tomorrow' if anyone was waiting. I'll try and continue by before the end of the week.

>>218168
Looking at my work, I might change the text coloring if nobody specifically asks for me to keep it to just green since I am easily distracted by other colors.

>>218168
>>218169
honestly im just used to the regular green and no green stuff, other colors if ya want
and yes i was waiting, im glad to see more of this

Would pony hell really be that bad?

>>218180
>Get to have hot lesbian sex with Cozy Glow
>No Purple to deal with
Yeah, it would be okay.

>>218181
Cozy Glow is a bit of a dom, though

>>218183
This.

>>218168
Interested in where this is going

I don't mind if it's colored or not as long as it's consistent

>>218180
Bless you skitter

Now that's a way to keep Filly in check

>>218015

"Well, I guess we're making Mothman a reality. Still pretty sure it's a bad idea though. Do you have any plan at all, or has the screw that loosened back in Equestria completely fallen out?"

Twilight shrugs. "I'm kinda making it up as I go along. It sounds dumb, but it's the best option possible when you think about it. If we spend all of our lives hiding away from humans, we'll be miserable as fuck. If we spend enough time around humans, eventually we may get a visit from Uncle Sam. If we are a household name, we put Uncle Sam in a bind where he can't make us disappear so easily. I figure the safest route is to gain as much fame in a short amount of time as possible, as to give ourselves immunity."

You bury your hooves in your face in response to her nonsensical 'plan'. "Twilight... that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard."

"Do you have any better plans?"

"No."

"Then maybe you should put your fortune telling powers to good use tomorrow."

You're not even sure if you want to dignify that with a response, so for now you stay quiet as you make your way downstairs and past a number of rooms that are thankfully mostly empty. It takes little time to find the basement study room undetected. Inside, you find the room rather small and mostly featureless. There's a table, some chairs, a whiteboard with markers, and an electrical socket. Once all of your friends make it inside and lock the door behind you, you feel a slight twinge of claustrophobia. This room might not have been designed for a party of six, and it definitely wasn't designed as living quarters. Regardless, this is where you suppose you will be sleeping for the night.

>>218195
Quick! Click your hind hooves together three times and say "there's no place like home!"

>>218180
... well, next prank need to be worth of going to Tartarus then.

>>218180
Given how pony hell appears to be more of a maximum security prison over an actual afterlife to be sent to, it certainly would beat human hell.

>>218191
Ask Twilight if you can look at the book's sees grabbed, and take one to read. If she agrees, proceed to read the selected book to wind down.
[1d100 = 81]

>>218213
books'

>>218213
she's, jesus

>>218180
Anonfilly on the league of doom when? Double evil filly combo for the league is needed

>>218233
What did he mean by this?

>>218191
Put our hoof on the eletric socket [1d100 = 70]

>>218245
Gently caress the socket like a lover. [1d100 = 27]

>>218245
Fiddle with the electrical socket switch like an autist [1d100 = 92]

>>218248
>>218245
Boop the socket like you would to another filly
[1d100 = 64]

>>218245
Touch the electric socket. Touch it gently. [1d100 = 57]

>>218233
God I wish Alcor would do a full-sized Anonfilly comic.

>>218270
This guy really like to assault fillies first.

>>218272
w-wew

lol

>>218288

she needs a dictionary

>>218306
that makes sience.. sense

>>218005
What is filly's Stand?

>>218326
「No Cock Like Horsecock」

>>218329
Low effort mousepad post

>>218326
a human anon is filly`s stand. can open portals from equestria to eqg universe and teleport using them

>>218326
You only have yourself to blame for giving me this idea.

>>218331

when the filly goes to EQG universe, he becomes humanon, and his stand is the filly LOL

>>218328
You also gave me this idea, so there's that.

>>218332

fillyAnon turns into a batpony

Has there ever been a grrentext written about anonpony play tuba?
Should it be so?

>>218338
That art is literally about an ASSFAGGOT green where Anon's tuba playing interrupts Twilight and Starlight's sex session.

>>218341
Mamma mia!

>>218338
Yknow...the idea of filly learning an instrument or just annoying everyone by purposely playing it like shit sounds fun. I'm up for wri-
>>218341
I...oh...okay...

the evolution of circle filly

>>218347
>>218348
>>218349
>>218350
>>218351
>>218353
>>218354
A cute! Also this should be called "how to make filly in any CoD Black Ops emblem creator"

>>218356
Contribooting

>>218344
But what about fillies that knew music beforehand? Would they be inclined to learn a instrument and dealt as prodigies thanks to past experiences? Or have even more trouble than other fillies because of the hooves, after being used to play with fingers before?

>>218361
Well logically speaking, if a man has an ear for music and a sense of rhythm, losing their hands and gaining an even more effective sense of hearing doesn't sound like a bad tradeoff. After they find alternative ways to play their instrument, or find or create new instruments to use in lieu of their old ones, I imagine they'd be pretty much back to their old skill level as musicians.

That reminds me of something I did for PTFG a couple years ago...I really love using music during greens or stories, and such.

>>218363
You make it sound so easy
I wish it was that easy
No really, holding a violin on the fetlocks and playing double notes with hooves would be a nightmare. Hooves, how do they work?
t. Violinist

On the good side, even if filly couldnt play, she could become famous by introducing melodies like Canon in D, only to bring forth a new era of rock and metal songs after she had enough prestige with the high class

>>218191

Seeing the electrical socket gives you an odd bit of morbid curiosity. Do hooves conduct electricity? You step walk over to it and pass it over with the soft part of your hoof, rubbing it against the terminals. It does actually feel kinda cool - in a way that only an autist who enjoys fidgeting about could understand - but you feel no electricity. Not that you necessarily would, since your hoof is far too large to insert into such a tiny hole, and also isn't made of metal.

After a few minutes, you get bored pretty fast. You wish there was a switch on it that maybe you could fiddle with for a while, but like most electrical sockets in America, there is none. Just two slots to insert a power cord. Thus, you need something new to do. Reading would seem like a good option, so you scooch up to Twilight and ask her if she can spare any of her books. Most of them, it seems, she passed out amongst your friends almost immediately, while you were playing with the electrical socket for whatever reason. Nevertheless, she offers two books that she pulled back off the cart while the two of you were talking - 1984 and Animal Farm. Your heart sinks a bit thinking about the nature of the two books, and the state you left Equestria in.

>>218394
XD

>>218394
Notices bulge
OwO wats dis

>>218368
>>218363
Giant piano keys? Play every guitar song in key tunings so you dont need to make chords?

>>218410
What bul-

OWO!!!

>>218376
Read it I guess. Kind of a no brainer. [1d100 = 69]

>>218394
Daw, how cute

That bunny costume looks really comfy

>>218353
>>218360
Circlefilly a cyoot!

>>218376
Take animal farm, and read the part where Boxer gets injured from working, and gets sold to a glue factory by the (((pigs))).

>>218431
forgot to roll [1d100 = 7]