/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

Look at this fluffy filly.

>>213478
I want to give her a bath and watch her fur poof up after drying

Filly

>>213484
That's a neat-lookin' filly

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>>213438 →
Where'd ya get em'? I'm interested in getting some plushes.

>>213487
Lucky faggot got the filly in the secret santa event.

>>213487
>>213488
Yeah, the Filly was from /mlp/ SS, made by MintyStitch
Twiggles is a 4de I got from an Amazon seller

>>213474
Anyone else annoyed at how high the water level is?

>>213490
I'm sure whoever's giving the bath will learn after cleaning up the puddle

>>213490
Fuck, now that you mention it, ya. That bath could only be comfy if filly practically doesn't move at all, or moves very slowly.

>>213488
>>213489
Damm, lucky. And ty for the maker names.

>>213490
Just let it overflow

I wish for filly to pee in my mouth.

I found Naked Drawfag's tumblr.
Go bug him to draw more filly.
https://compoundlift.tumblr.com/archive

>>213478
She's not "fat", it's a life choice.

>>213501
Twilight's response:
>My name's not "myeem".

Ahahahaha, time for the regular CYOA recap.

(STORY 1)
Pastebin Part 1: https://pastebin.com/JReEqH6G
Pastebin Part 2: https://pastebin.com/CuNuktSQ
(STORY 2)
Pastebin Part 3: https://pastebin.com/6NReU7EY

>You are Anon, an ex-human.
>A little over a month ago, you were spirited away from your home in Texas and woke up in the body of a cute green filly in the middle of Canterlot Castle.
>While in Equestria, you managed to meet a few other ex-humans, including Diana, who inhabits the body of a filly version of Twilight Sparkle.
>Over the course of several weeks, you managed to rack up a number of interesting adventures, from sneaking away from memory-erasing changelings, to getting stuck in a time loop, to chasing your astral clone through an icy-cold swamp.
>Along the way, you've been developing a strange power to see into the future, although you aren't always certain when your prophecies are real, and when they're just dreams.
>You've also had a lot of help from your friends, who are now the latest bearers of the Elements of Harmony.

>Or at least you were...
>Recently, you traveled to Manehatten and were offered the opportunity to wield the elements.
>But as soon as you did, instead of using them to help save Equestria from a changeling army led by an ex soviet soldier turned pony, you instead used them to return to Earth.
>And when you finally arrived, you found yourself and your friends were still ponies, and the Elements had shattered into pieces.

>>213495
Open wide.

You offer Twilight a hug, which she graciously accepts. As you stand together with hooves wrapped around each other's shoulders, you sigh and whisper into her ear, "I know you're angry. I'm angry too, partially at myself. But I think it might be wise of us to get out of here before someone sees a bunch of talking horses."

From this position, you can't really see her face, but you can almost feel her crack a smile. "Alright Anon. Although just give me one last second to vent out the last of my rage. I promise I won't take it out on any of you guys."

Your heart almost seizes up at that suggestion. You're not quite sure what the hell she's going to do, but you hope it doesn't bring any attention to all of you. This fear seems to be realized quickly as the next thing she does is to fire a bright red laser at a metal plaque sitting upon a stone plinth that is supporting a flagpole. The plaque subsequently glows red and partially melts over itself, rendering it unreadable. She then collapses onto the ground.

Panicked, you shake her somewhat weakened body. "Twilight, what did you just do?"

She smiles again. "I just defaced a national survey mark."

>>213510
"At least it wasn't something actually important."
[1d100 = 77]

>>213510
Defacing national monuments? Not very patriotic of you, little miss CIA analyst. [1d100 = 37]

>>213511
Agreed.

>>213510
Let's help the poor tired filly up. Now we really need to leave before someone comes to investigate. [1d100 = 50]

>>213510
"Based And Redpilled, Ms CIA."
Grab her under her Arm? Leg and head for the closest woods
[1d100 = 85]

>>213474
Twilight didn't buy her a rubber duck to play with?

>>213573
It's all right, she's got a rubber something she's playing with.

>>213484
>>213478
Both very cute

>>213503
Let's look at Cartman
>selfish
>racist (has attempted genocide, tried to start a fourth Reich (Passion of the Jew)
>mom is a few steps below obsessed with him, takes advantage of her
>does retarded shit (Kenny's Ashes, Nascar)
>always scamming people (Faith+1, Cash4Gold)
>fat (give the filly time)
>roleplays as a superhero/wizard, but nobody takes him seriously
He's basically the perfect Anonfilly

>>213609
Depends on what filly you're basing it off of. If it's ass's filly, yeah. If it's anybody else's, you're going to have a bit of trouble.

>>213610
You mean ass'

>>213612
That would imply the filly belongs to multiple asses. The filly only belongs to one ass, that of assfaggot.

>>213613
After a quick search, it turns out that you can use both ass's and ass' for possession.

>>213510
"That's not very freedom of you" [1d100 = 21]

>>213610
>>213612
>>213613
>>213615
Why are you fagets talking about possession and asses?
That's pretty homosexual tbh

>>213624
N-no u
I just wish ASS-sama would update, it's been over a week...

>>213510

You offer Twilight a hoof and help her up. "Well done, Ms. CIA. Based and red pilled."

She rolls her eyes and shrugs. "Is that some kind of a meme, or did you just really like watching The Matrix?"

"It's... it's a meme. What year did you last leave Earth?"

"2015. You?"

"2017. Fuck, I wonder what year it is now."

"Hopefully not too far off. Anyways, we need to think up a plan. We have no money, no food, no car, we're in the middle of nowhere, and um... oh right, we're a bunch of talking ponies."

"We could always camp out in the woods."

Twilight stares at you for a moment, wondering how stupid you could possibly be, before using her hoof to point out the scenery around you. Most of the world around you appears to be grass, with a few small roads, and farmhouses spaced very far apart. There are some patches of trees, but you can generally see where those patches begin and end, so it would clearly not make for a decent forest.

"We're not in Equestria anymore, Anon. We're in Kansas. Does it look like there are any woods around here?"

Related somewhat to The Last Unicorn. Going off to bed now.

>>213656
tall grass does better to hide in than fucking pavement, let's get out of here all the same.
[1d100 = 13]

>>213661
Wh-what's going on in this pic?
It'd better not be abuse

>>213656
You put them in kansas just so you could make that joke, didn't you?

>>213656
"Well then lets go hide out in a stable" [1d100 = 82]

>>213667
And what if it is? What are ya gonna do then?

>>213691
Is she enslaved in a circus? Is this a prostitution thing?

>>213717
Comfy

>>213708
It's based off a scene in The Last Unicorn. In the movie it's really only explored as the main character being captured and exhibited in a circus, but since I'm a bit fucked in the head I did sort of imagine darker leanings when I drew it.
>>213717
I want to be that filly...

>>213717
I thought Anonfillies only drank Mountain Dew and shitty beer.

>>213717
God i wish that were me.

Has there been a filly version of this image yet? Because we totally need one.

Good frend drew this for me

>>213778
RIP

>Thunder rolled over Equestria
>Thick black clouds pumped out of weather machines and spread out by flocks of pegasi
>The night was coming fast and they worked hard to bring the promised rainfall
>Due to shortages this storm had to be massive
>Each swollen black cloud was heavy with rain and sparking with barely controlled lightning
>Winds howled and swept over the land as the storm was whipped up bigger and stronger
>An all encompassing mass that dominated the sky and blotted out Celestia’s fading sun and Luna’s rising moon
>Somewhere in ponyville a purple mare is laying in bed reading a book and trying to ignore the storm outside
>Turning pages and humming to herself as thunder shakes her tree house
>She slowly levitates a cup of tea to her lips sipping lightly and setting it back on its plate without looking away from the book
>The mare was so lost in her book she didn't even hear the hoof steps coming up the stairs to her loft
>”T-twilight?”
>She was oblivious to the small green filly now looking up at her, pillow at the young mares hooves
>She was pouting and shaking a little, the storm having startled her from her sleep and now seeking refuge from the older mare
>”Miss Twilight may I please sleep in your bed tonight?”
>Turning another page Twilight Sparkle was in her own little world, the little filly on the edge of it
>Her cries unheard and falling on deaf ears
>BOOM
>Lighting struck somewhere nearby, shaking the house and making the filly squeal and begin to cry as she buried her face in the pillow
>This got Twilights attention
>The terrified cry had caused Twilight to drop her book in fear and quickly look around, her eyes falling on the sobbing filly on the floor
>”ANON, honey oh my Celestia are you alright? I'm so sorry sweetheart I'm here please don't cry shhh hey it's okay. I’m here.”
>Horn flaring, she quickly scooped up the filly in her magic holding the shaking thing close to her chest a hoof now stroking the fillies mane
>This would be anons first thunderstorm since she came to equestria
>The filly tried to speak through gasps for air and more sobs but once more pressed herself to Twilight
>Twilight nuzzled the little filly now a complete mess in her hooves, cooing and humming a lullaby in hopes to calm down the little green sweetheart
>Slowly the sobs turned to whimpers and weak little coughs, body no longer shaking as the feeling of Twilight’s loving hoof and soft muzzle touching her scared form relaxed her once more
>She felt safe in bed with Twilight, warm and snuggled up where the outside world couldn't get to her
>The raging storm outside seemed far away as the lavender scent of Twilight’s fur filled anon’s muzzle
>She loved to be pressed to Twi’s chest, it always smelled so amazing
>”Are you feeling any better hunny?”
>Unable to speak, Anon filly hiccuped and nodded gazing up at the purple mare with red puffy eyes and tear stained face
>Once more Twilight stroked the little fillies cheek bringing a smile to both of their faces
>”Can I sleep here tonight?” Anonfilly squeaked in a weak shaky voice
>”Of course dear, i’m always here for you.” Twilight kissed the fillies nose and pulled the covers up over the both of them
>Anon snuggling tight to Twilight and closing her eyes
>Twilight rested a hoof on Anon giggling softly to herself as she continued to read her book
>The two sharing each others warmth as Anonfilly slipped off to sleep in Twilights hooves
-
>Be anon the lonely man
>You just woke up in your apartment
>You are all alone
>There is no purple mare there to snuggle you as a thunderstorm rages outside of your place
>Taking a minute to look around you sigh
>The place needed to be cleaned up
>Pizza boxes were stacked up high and dirty clothes lay strewn about the room
>There was no point in cleaning anything, no girl would ever step foot in here
>Laying back down you hug your pillow, burying your face in it as you begin to cry
>Squeezing your eyes tight you swear your pillow almost smells like lavender

>>213661
The last unicorn is an amazing movie. Weirdbirdtittiestho

>>213791
>>213792
Why are you posting old filly lewds, Anon? Why don't you draw some lewd filly yourself?

>>213793
Old filly lewds can still be enjoyed can't they?

>>213794
Yeah, but most of us have those saved, and even if we don't they're both on derpi. Please famalam, draw us a lewd filly.

>>213795
I guess I'll go back to lurking then. I don't have the artistic talent to draw anything but stick figures

>>213788
2real4me

>>213796
Then look at some tutorials if you're not busy. self-improvement is a big part of the mlpol way.

>>213788
Anon please

>>213788

Cute. Although you say there is no purple mare to snuggle against, and you are clearly lying. I mean granted, it's a plushie, but I have a purple mare to cuddle against. She's in my lap right now as I type this.

>>213792

I wonder what Alcor's gonna be working on after this comic...

>>213805
P-post pics anon~

>>213806
This.

>>213656

"Well then, let's go hide out in a stable!"

She stares at you yet again like you're some kind of idiot before eventually shrugging and walking over to the rest of your friends.

"Alright, so... first off, I should probably apologize for acting like a complete bitch back there. And second off... we need a plan to get out of this joint. Does anyone have any ideas?"

Your friends mostly twiddle their hooves together, not really sure of the best course of action themselves. Eventually Lyra stands up and tosses up a radical idea, "We could always hitchhike. There's got to be plenty of truckers that pass by here."

Twilight's jaw almost drops. "You are aware we're a bunch of talking ponies, and look like we come from a cartoon show, right? Are you sure it's a good idea to just expose ourselves to people?"

"Are you sure it's entirely a bad idea? I mean, if you saw the real Twilight Sparkle walking around in the middle of the DC area, what exactly would you do? Would your natural reaction be to shoot her or capture her or anything?"

"I'd probably assume I'd been drugged."

"Well what if you actually were on drugs at the time? Would you help your good pal Twilight Sparkle out? I mean fuck, she's right there, she's super cute, and she just wants a ride to the nearest airport."

"That is- okay, I just want you to know that I call not it on providing any sexual favors to truckers who happen to provide us a lift. Although even if we do manage to make it to a bigger city, what the hell are we going to do about money? And where are we even going long term? Much as I really want to go home right now, I'm not certain if Langley is exactly the safest place for me right now."

>>213808
"We may have to go back there anyway, if the CIA is working on any sort of interdimensional portal, or something cliched like that."
[1d100 = 53]

>>213806

K. These are my plushies. I've got a few more at place across the state.

Hasbro plushies aren't the best, but they're worth the price.

Image didn't post :/

>>213815
cyoot!

>>213815
Heh, I have that exact Twiggles. I tend to always snuggle up to an old School project of mine though, a big beluga. I'll be doing that right about now, night fillies.
And another shitty pic I forgot to post from weeks ago since namefagging without content feels a bit wrong.

>>213748
>>213789
I wanna fuck the unicorn from The Last Unicorn

>>213788
100 to 0 real fast.

>>213815
Cootie wooties

>>213788
>This is what Anon fantasizes about
Hmm, I wonder if he has some sort of underlying psychological issues...

>>213808
"Ill do the sexual favors."
[1d100 = 10]

>>213808
>>213836
Boosting.
[1d100 = 85]

>>213832
Surely not. You're totally just projecting.

>>213808
"I, for one, if seeing the real Twilight Sparkle would attempt to restain her and sell her on the internet to some basement dwelling weirdo"

>>213842
Forgot roll [1d100 = 87]

>>213717
>>213788
>>213832
>>213839
>Ywn be given a golden opportunity for your mental age to catch up to your actual age by being reverted to childhood, and falling into the care of a loving adoptive mother.
Does that basically summarize the /comfy/ side of these threads?

>>213851
Pretty much.
>>213822
Shut the fuck up, Lone15 a cute.

>Post short green
>No wait, it shouldnt be a reply, better delete that
>Wait I gotta copy it to repos-
>Too late
My angery is immensurable and the day is ruined

>>213857
F

>>213857
F
Rewrite it pls, your greens are top tier Brazilnon

>>213857
F
>>213861 Listen to this encouragement. Don't give up on it. Write it later if you have to. You can jot down some bullet points for you to expand out, in case you're worried about forgetting anything.

>>213788
wtf why my eyes wet now

Wasnt really that great, but for an idea someone made this edit on 4/MMP and I thought it was based af
Attempt two at something
>You are the second Anon to arrive innawoods
>That is to say, the plains of Equestria's soil
>What gave both of these out, you ask? Simple.
>Being in the shadow of the huge green filly with a question mark on her butt
>You take a step back, but Anonfilly recovers faster from the meeting
>And grabbing your shirt with her teeth she throws you on her back before rushing back to the castle
>No longer would she be the only human around
>Finally she'd have someone who would think like her
>Understand her for being a human and not a fucking horse
>And perhaps even be the big/little spoon at night
>Well maybe not the latter
>Fuck these filly thoughts, she thought for herself, you're a grown man
>On the outside all you saw was her running and shaking her head
>You really hope she isnt going to do THAT

>She did it, the absolute mad filly
>After entering the castle she went straight to the library to show you to purple
>This is how its going to be huh?
>After calling to Twilight for a while she couldn't find her
>But all you had to do is look behind to see the purple behemoth staring at you two
>Sure, the filly was slightly taller than you, but you thought she was almost a mare at her size
>But you see that it was wrong, with Twilight easily being over twice her size
>The filly noticed everything being too quiet and finally looked back at you
>Only to see Twilight there as well
>Jumping to turn around, you were flung away from her back to the ground
>A smirk was planted on Twilight's face, as a idea formed on her head
>Refusing to use the spell that made the first Anon into a filly, she said one Anon as a filly was already too much
>Instead, you were now in her care and she shouldn't let any harm come to you
>You wonder what kind of escapades this filly had before for purple to refuse...
>Wait, you were to become something like a pet?!
>You and Anonfilly just give each other an unsure look, not knowing how to proceed past the awkwardness of the situation
So, what kind of shenanigans would these two get into?

>>213974
no u

>>213873
well in either side id probably see what kinda shit i could steal without anyone including twilight knowing
and obviously some lewd stuff

>>213975
no u faggot

>>213974
>Heart eyes
What a faggot

>>213815
Very nice hasbro plush you got there, for beaucoup de shekel (over 3000 usd)i have those they are 7/10 at most, the 10/10 cost a fortune.

>>213974
She wants something more than brushing.

>>213974
I want to brush the filly's chestfluff.

>>213988
>Spending 3k on plushies
I'm not sure whether or not to approve of this. One one hand, you do you; if it makes you happy and doesn't hurt anybody, go ahead. On the other hand, imagine what you could buy with that much money.

>>214004
Yeah, for that money you could've wrassled up a starving biochemist and gotten him to start working on a real filly surrogate body for you. Well, maybe the down payment for that...

>>214004
You could go bigger and comfier.

>>214004
On the other hand, considering what other people would buy with that money, having glorified stuffed animals to help with emotions probably isn't the worst.

Though, I'll object if you don't have a fine tailored suit yet. Otherwise how are you going to talk in front of the EU parliament?

>>213808

"Well I, for one, if seeing the real Twilight Sparkle would attempt to restrain her and sell her on the Internet to some basement dwelling weirdo. And in fact, I think the most opportune time to do that would be right when she just burned through most of her magic defacing a monument."

You whisper those last words directly into Twilight's ears for greater emphasis, which causes her to shiver from just how creepy it sounded. "Oh God Anon, don't even joke about shit like that."

"You say it's a joke, but it's a real possibility to be concerned about. You said it yourself; we're not in Equestria anymore. I might be a good person, but it just takes one nutjob to-"

"Anon, cut your bullshit!" Blossom shouts, cutting you off. You're a little bit stunned by her boldness, but she continues. "There's a lot of bad people out there, but there's a whole lot more good people. When you're a kid, you get told not to talk to strangers, but as you grow older, you come to realize that that's more of a guideline than a rule. Most people aren't the type to just grab a kid and run off with them. Obviously you shouldn't take candy from random creeps and follow them into their van, but you can probably assume that most randos on the bus are just average Joes on their way to work. There's a lot of people who don't want to harm anyone, and I'd think Kansas of all places has got to be filled with good people."

She sounds like she has more to say, but the sound of a pickup truck driving by silences all of you. After it passes, you almost feel relief, until you hear the breaks squeal, and the car stops a ways down the road. It begins to turn around.

>>214017
"I think you just jinxed us, Hannah." [1d100 = 16]

>>214017
Oh shit! Look to see what race they are.
[1d100 = 62]

>>214017
"Lyra, I hope you know how to teleport and have enough magic to teleport all six of us if Diana's really and completely out of commission."
[1d100 = 47]

>>213974
What if Filly took care of her hair more?

>>214026
then filly wouldn't be a greasy slob

>>214027
kek, then filly woudn't be filly

Chicken tendies, nom nom.

>>214017
Make sure they're not niggers[1d100 = 41]

"You wanna say that again?"

>>214030
Your fillies are cute, but this one looks more like she's wearing an afro than anything. Do you have a tablet, or do you do these all with trackpad?

>>214035
Hehe, I am trying to play around with her hairstyle.
No, I use my mouse for it. Also, thanks for telling me that they are cute.

>>213985
It's because she knows that she always gets brushies on anal night.

>>214030
Watch out, Filly! That tendie's not boneless!

>>214017
Everyone give Blossom a deadpanned look. Then also mention to the group that, if this guy actually is a nutjob, the six of them all at once could definitely beat the shit out of 'em. [1d100 = 74]

>>214017
"Bet you never got fucked by a horse"
Give a pause and then extend a hoof, presenting the hard battle ready appendage
"One kick and he should be a goner, even if we re fillies"
[1d100 = 29]

>>214037
No need to thank me famalam, it's just objectively true.

>>214017
Have a look around to see if there's anywhere for you to hide. Quietly but firmly tell the others to hide there if you find anything, and hide there yourself. [1d100 = 52]

>>214017

You turn your face to look at Blossom with a deadpanned look. "Really Hannah? You fucking jinxed us."

"Sure I did. As if there wasn't bound to eventually be a truck coming by."

"Whatever. Just be ready for a fight. There's six of us and only one of them."

As soon as you finish the sentence, the truck stops again, right in front of you. You can finally see the driver, who appears to be a black woman in either her late 20s or early 30s. The person in the seat next to her, however, is difficult to see, but they pull off their seatbelt very fast, and come barreling out the door. It's a young girl who appears to be around 7 years old, with skin slightly lighter than that of her mother's, and frizzy strawberry blonde hair.

"Oh my God it's Twilight Sparkle, it's Twilight Sparkle! Mommy mommy look! I told you, it's really her!"

Before you can react, she runs over and practically tackles Twilight in a hug. Almost instinctively, Twilight tries to hug back, only to loosen up somewhat upon realizing how awkward it must be to hug a complete stranger's kid. She shoots a glance over to the older black woman, and mouths the word, "help?"

>>214177
Rolling not for a decision, but to countermand any and all suggestions involving the use of racial slurs and declarations of gassing for the express purpose of not fucking this situation up any further than it already is. [1d100 = 16]

>>214178
This, we need to play it cool and see if we can get anything from this situation to help us. 1488 gets us nowhere while we're still stuck as alien children.

>>214179
fucking forgot the roll
[1d100 = 51]

>>214178
>>214179
>>214180
There's not enough this for these rolls. If it's above the age rating for the show, then we need to keep it to ourselves. [1d100 = 4]

[1d100 = 40]
>>214177
Lmao, sup niggerbitch, cute kid you got here, how much you want for her?

>>214177
"Coalburner" [1d100 = 70]

>>214178
>>214180
>>214181
Dear lord these rolls are cursed. Let me try something a little different.

Feel an urge swell up inside you to say the N-word (sorry if I fucked up the spoiler, someone help pls). Move your tongue a if to sound-out the beginning of the first syllable, but nothing comes out. Next comes an urge to say "mulatto". Same as before, your tongue moves to sound the beginning of the first syllable, but you resist, and the urge subsides.
Breathe a sigh of relief that the urges seem to have passed. [1d100 = 68]

>>214192
So close, yet so far.

Wag your tail and be a good filly for the little girl, don't say a word until spoken to
[1d100 = 41]

Wave at the adult and ask her if you could all hitch a ride
[1d100 = 34]

>>214178
Boosting.
1d100

>>214212
[1d100 = 69]

Proper roll this time.

>>214202
Using saved up hue boosters to reroll these >>214202 >>214178
[1d100 = 50]

>>214202 >>214210
>>214213 >>214216
>69
>1 off from tying
These rolls. Cursed I tell you.

>>214178
Once and for all, BOOST!
[1d100 = 88]

im sick and tired of these fucking cyoas killing this thread

>>214234
>88
RNGesus has spoken!

Roll to be an annoying little shit and break Purple's things

[1d20 = 13]

>>214243
Shit, in an attempt to break Twilight's stuff, I stumble, fall down from the high place the things were resting and end up breaking my own legs, one of the things I was trying to break eventually topples off and falls on me, smashing into my head and knocking me unconscious.

>>214244
Rolling to break own legs
[1d100 = 95]

>>214244
Rolling to smash own head
[1d100 = 93]

>>214245
>>214246
Calm down ponis.

>>214244
Rolling to might as well have just died. [1d100 = 31]

>>214177
Kill the kid, then her mother. It's the only correct choice.
[1d100 = 61]

>>214177
Roll to ignore all of those harmful tips

[1d100 = 43]

>>214248
who tf is ponis?

>>214186
you cant stop me from >rape, little filly!

>>214272
Quickest way to prevent rape is to consent.

>>214272
filly is for consensual love!
what does the Korean text say?

>>214245
>>214246
REEEEE, why can't we just have fun filly times!? [1d100 = 80]

>You feel Anon lean into you and let out a content sigh.
>You didn't know whay she wanted to come to this hill but seeing this with your own eyes...
>This spot overlooks the whole valley.
>You can see why now and you can forgive her for instisting on coming here after sundown.
>You're brought away from your thoughts with a start by her speaking suddenly.
>"Starlight?"
"Hm?"
>"I- uh... thank you."
>You've never heard her voice sound with such sincerity behind it before.
>You didn't think she was capable of being sincere at all but... you won't ask about why she is all of a sudden.
>You'll just let her have this moment.
"You're welcome, Anon."
>You don't have foals.
>Heck, you were so concerned with Our Town before all of... this.
>With Twilight and her friends and freindship leassons and trixie and so much more.
>You never really had the time to really think about considering foals let alone a love life.
>But...
>With that thought, Anon is so mature at times and then will turn around and act her age and is beyond adorable for it.
>So, despite Anon being a hooful, you think you'd like foals if they were anything like Anon.
>And that's a scary thought.

>>214299
Rolling to have fun times with this filly. [1d100 = 77]

filly dump incoming, order is as follows

filly jesus Lockhe4rt, derpi fillies, Scotch, Shydale, Lone15, Neuro, Shpoople, Slow, and anon fillies

Miniature Fag plushie for sale

>>214359
God fucking dammit...
Are you serious about that? What's your price?

>>214371
100 buckaroos for the poner + 15 for shipping it from Kremlin to Freedom

>>214359
i see your miniature fag and raise you a larger fag with her mini-er faggots

>>214373
Now we just wait for someone to rise a LS faggot

>>214375
LS?

>>214376
Life Size

>>214377
Ah, last I recall someone had one in the works.
>>214372
Rrrrgh that's super fucking reasonable but I can't right now... hope you find a good home for the little fuck.

>>214335
>third pic
top kek

>>214320
very comfy

>>214245
>>214246
Haha, well it's a good thing that filly doesn't have the means to do any serious damage to herself at this moment...haha.
R-right?

>>214177
>>214190
>>214183
[1d100 = 58]

"Ewwww Miscegenation!"
Also boosting these

>>214347
>pic 1
What is this abomination?

>>214177

You feel almost compelled by the voices in your head to spout as many racial epithets as physically possible, like a Klansman with Tourettes. It's not that you hate these two strangers, it's just that you have an almost supernatural compulsion to say the absolute worst possible thing you can for this scenario. And yet... your willpower is almost supernaturally strong. You keep your lips sealed and sit back to watch cautiously what happens next.

"Mommy, she's so warm and soft. Can we keep her?"

Twilight's muscles seem to tense up at the girl's suggestion, but fortunately, the mother has other ideas in mind.

"Oh hell no, we can't afford a pony, let alone six. What would we even feed her?"

"Steak!" Twilight shouts, earning a surprised look from both of the two humans in front of her. "Cooked medium rare with a side of onions, some portobello mushrooms, and maybe some bearnaise sauce."

"You- you can talk? Jessica, I don't think we should be keeping talking ponies as pets. And I think this one is way out of our price range."

The little girl looks like she's about to cry, so Twilight offers her another hug. As she does, she turns back to the mother to speak to her again.

"I don't think I'd want to be your girl's pet anyways. If you don't mind letting me and my friends ride in the back of your pickup though, we could keep you company until you get to your destination. Right now we're kinda stranded, so to speak."

"Stranded? How'd a bunch of colorful talking ponies end up stranded in... literally the middle of America?"

"It's a long story."

"Well this is gonna be a long ride. We're driving all the way up to Fargo. It's gonna be a 9 hour drive, probably longer if I have to avoid the interstates with you lot in the back. You sure you alright with that?"

Twilight turns her head towards you and the rest of your friends with somewhat pleading eyes.

>>214416
Yeah sure, we're gonna need a lot of time to not only figure out what we should do, but how we're going to do that. [1d100 = 20]

>>214416
Miss CIA has a plan, I say we roll with it. [1d100 = 55]

>>214416
Let's go, why not?
Also, we call shotgun
[1d100 = 92]

>>214416
Nigger [1d100 = 99]

>>214427
rolling to block
[1d100 = 77]

>>214428
nope.avi

>>214427
Rolling for this to be thought, not spoken. [1d100 = 3]

>>214431
Shit i just realised i forgot to do quotation marks, good thing you jinxed it with that trash roll

>>214427
I swear if an australian screws us over again I'm going to personally go there and shove the pointiest part of an emu up the entire country's collective ass

>>214423
>Not going for the back seat where you can cuddle up with your friends for the entirety of this long journey
What a faggot

Found this old image, coloured it just now

>>214427
These fucking rolls. But he may be on to something... >>214416 This seems almost too convenient. Agree to the ride, but keep an eye on them after the sun goes do to see if either of them glow. [1d100 = 42]

>>214427
Low-percent counter, go!
[1d100 = 75]

>>214427
Dat roll
>>214444
Those digits

>>214427
Fuck you and fuck your Aussie meme magic. [1d100 = 84]

>>214416
Clench your teeth very hard so you won't say anything
[1d100 = 15]

>>214459
It seems that luck is truly on the side of real shitposters

>>214427
"... what does it mean I heard others say it. I'm a big filly!" [1d100 = 50]

>>214435
>pic
that's fuckin' adorable

>>214427
I Fucking love Australians

>>214416
"Jigaboos should hang from trees"
[1d100 = 20]

Look, I get that you fuckers don't like cyoas anymore, I'm tired of what they're doing here too, but couldn't we just roll play in the direction Reuben clearly wants the plot to go instead of fucking it up and delaying the end of this story even longer?

>>214480
All this shitposting is what Ruben clearly wants, otherwise he'd just write the story.

>>214480
>>214481
Actually everything besides the CYOA was moved to shitcord.
Why are you fags even here? Shoo, shoo.

Now for the discord defense force that's sure to come, just be aware that even Derpibooru had the filly images before the thread this time, most likely being first posted in the discord as well. Discussion also has long been moved there, not even ideas are posted in the thread anymore. What reason is there for this thread to exist if everyone just goes there? The CYOA? Heck just code a bot to take in all suggestions or roll a dice, if thats the only reason you come here, keeps you in your safe space instead of opening this extra tab, which you either consciously or unconsciously left to die.
Now, just tell me, how many of you faggots who browse this thread and most likely no other thread in the site are not on the discord? Everything is there isn't it? So be a dear and go be a namefag on your shitty server.
Thanks and Fuck off.

>Image 1 = me ever since the move
>Kicked from home
>Hugbox server but thread is okay
>Mostly, it sorta became a fetish general, but still holds true to the concept
>Server is becoming even more hugboxy and stealing stuff from thread
>Leave for a pure experience, seeing how things are changing for the worse and warn in thread
>Get a "fuck you, the discord is fine" instead
>Everything just keeps tumbling down, going full fetish mode
>No longer Anon fights to be human, this is a filly who forgot who she once was
>But not only that, everything is dead on the thread with glimpses of what goes on in the discord
>Besides the CYOA and a few scattered greens...or are they?
Really, just go.

>>214485
Cool story bro.
Thread got kicked from home because it was a fetish general. nothing really changed since.

The discord has become a community of friends with a shared interest, we have movie/game nights and DnD sessions, and even a couple of relationships developed between users. Not everything is filly related. And not everyone on the server lurked the threads to begin with, so it has helped more people learn and indulge in filly.
I'd also argue that the amount of non-filly in the server has allowed for greater inspiration into filly content, keeping things fresh, whereas before the purge everything was getting painfully stale and repetitive.

>>214485
I only come to the thread. A separate socializing solution is poison to a community, in my opinion, as all conversation inevitably migrates to that other platform and off of the original location. Once the conversation has moved, then the content starts moving to that other platform, reasoning that there are more consumers for the content there. Thus, the original location slowly withers. The stigma of 'I don't like the original place, because it's slow' grows, only making the problem worse.

The only time it would likely work out is if the community was FUCKHUGE. If it isn't, one location or the other will suffer. Divisions will grow between the two halves, even if originally such things weren't intended by either side.

I've seen it happen many times. It makes me sad.

>>214487
He says, but look at this thread and tell me, what do you see? Maybe someone who wasn't there would have believed you, but before it was it was anything but stale, unlike THIS, and if you want repetitive, well, it has only gotten worse, with even less memes being repeated since no one there browses the thread anyway, right? Why should they if everything moved out?
Heck, what prompt or new green did we get in the last threads <here>? Yes, there was one about washing machines, pick another

>It always been a fetish general
Perhaps to you, but not for me, just an AiE with a curious quirk, but can't say the same now as a whole with how it progressed

>"...we have movie/game nights and DnD sessions, and even a couple of relationships developed between users."
And how does that matters for the point exactly? It could happen in any server or circle of friends, not because its was specifically in X server

>>214491
Discord has been a poison to the thread even before the move, was supposed to be a transitory place but some fillies got high on the drug and now here we are
The second part probably just didnt happen because of the CYOA i'd bet, since it gave a purpose for here, but even then this place is a zombie of its former self thanks to that oh so great place

But honestly, I can't really get myself to care anymore. The poison, as you've put, has gone for too long, if you guys want your instant recognition through a namefaging hugbox then so be it, just let the thread to die in peace.

>>214499
Y'all just need to take off your tinfoil hat tbh. Join T H E P I L E

>>214501
Go die normie.

>>214432

I should probably point out here that the way my rules work is that while the top roll will always be performed, I reserve the right to combine the top roll with any number of other responses so long as there isn't an explicit contradiction. So given that your command was simply the word "nigger" without context, other commands to further describe that context are fair game.

>>214481

It's not so much that I want shitposting. Rather, I just want a CYOA story. You are in control of your own destiny, just not the world around you. I've never been that great at writing, but I'm an alright GM when it comes to tabletop roleplaying games, which is the inspiration I use when designing these stories.

>>214485

Please fuck off. I rather like having a thread. It would be better to convince people on Discord to post their content in the thread than it would to move what remains in the thread to Discord. There is no benefit to moving creative content to a private chatroom.

>>214501
Did someone say T H E P I L E?
Only if no homo though

>>214503
>Implying I wouldn't prefer the thread as well
Go for it and good luck trying to get them out of their hugbox, maybe you'll have better luck at it than from when Lone tried
As of now, the thread has no purpose to exist besides the CYOA and the occasional greentext since everything else has moved away

>>214502
This definitely should be the new fuck off/kys filly

>>214503
Oh, huh... if only we already had a board on this website where multiple people have successfully ran CYOA adventures before with quite a bit of participation and interesting results. It's on the tip of my tongue but... nope, wow. I guess I dreamed the whole thing up.
>>>/vx/

>>214485
>whining instead of making anything better
of course, and where are you to say any of this to the server?

if the hugbox moved from the server to here then you'd be bitching about that.
on top of the content it makes it's the only fucking thing we've got aside from fishing -that (You)'ve likely never helped with- to bring in new anons, and we'd likely be a lot worse off if it wasn't still here.

i don't fucking like how the thread's slowed either, but crying about it instead of doing anything productive doesn't help anybody

>>214513
To be fair shit has been attempted, Lone tried to do something a few months ago but was quickly shot down by one fag making the whole issue personal and flooding the thread with angry posts.

>>214514
I don't remember Lone doing anything to prevent that from becoming a counterproductive shitstorm
The way I saw it, both of them were at fault

>>214485
I'm not on the Discord, and I browse other threads on this site. What now, nigger?

>>214515
Go die normie.

>>214521
fuck off

Circle filly? Circle filly. Trying out my new tablet.

>>214521
>>214522
Kill yourself

>>214516
Now you get this, whigger

>>214525
For a moment it looked like it said "Even if she's almost 50" instead of 30. Might actually work even better if the number really was 50.

>>214528
It isn't 50? I've always read it as that.

>>214529
Nope. If you zoom it, you can see that it's actually only 30.

>>214530
Huh, quality is kinda bad so I've never been able to tell. Intergasting.

>>214523
>maneless filly
poor thing

>>214528
>Almost 50
I read it that way at first too and thought it was a Chris-chan meme

>>214416

The voices return, and they will not relent. Nigger. Coal burner. Porch monkey. Every possible word you shouldn't say in this situation is running through your head faster than a jiggaboo on the run from the law. There it is again! There's no end to it. You need to say it, just once. All of the suffering will be over if you can just call a black child a nigger to its face.

"Nn- nih-" You are fighting back the words as they try to escape your lips. Twilight gives you a slightly concerned look as you appear to choke on your own speech.

"Something wrong, Anon?"

"Nig-" You begin to sweat bullets. This is inevitable.

"Anon, what are you trying to say?"

"Nicker! It's... it's a horse thing. It's what you call it when a horse does a sort of soft whinny, and it's kind of ironic that this word suddenly popped in front of my head because we're surrounded by a bunch of..."

You hold your hooves over your mouth and start to hyperventilate. Not now. Any time but now, when you need these people the most. Your heart starts to race incredibly fast, and everything around you begins to feel incredibly hot. You could almost pass out at any minute. Your eyes start to well up with tears. Why can't you just say it once? You can barely hear anything except for your own thoughts and... is someone casting a spell?

You look up. There appears to be a mostly colorless bubble surrounding you. Lyra is mouthing some words at you, but you can't hear what she's saying. Did she put you in a soundproof bubble? You point to your ears, but she simply shakes her head and pretends to scream, then points to you. Does she want you to try to scream? Here goes nothing, you suppose...

"FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGG NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGEEEEEEEEERRRRSSSSS!"

You scream as loud and as long as you can until you feel as though you'll run out of oxygen, and then suddenly collapse...

And wake up in the back of a pickup truck with the rest of your friends, still inside a bubble. Clearly your hosts must not have heard you. As soon as you wake up, you see Lyra with a pad of sketch paper and a crayon. It must have been Jessica's. She writes a message on it and passes it to you. It reads, "What happened back there?"

>>214551
"first tell us what happened after we passed out."
[1d100 = 37]

>>214551
Write "niggers happened" [1d100 = 79]

>>214553
denying
[1d100 = 53]

>>214551
"The voices"
[1d100 = 87]

>>214551
Get Twilight to magically gag us until the voices stop making retard choices. [1d100 = 62]

>>214557
boosting
[1d100 = 52]

>>214551
Scream: "I'm an Alabama Zigger and I wanna be free" before jumping out the back of the moving vehicle.
[1d100 = 12]

>>214563
Alright, B O O S T I N G
[1d100 = 4]

Derpy filly. She needs your love.

>>214568
Wow, now I expect great things from you, mah filly.

>>214563
I really hope that spellplot saver that Twilight cast on Anon is still working.

>>214563
Check to see if the spell Twilight cast on you is still working using this post. [1d100 = 63]

I will also get a tablet at some point.

>>214551
"Just had to get something off my chest there. What's the plan?" [1d100 = 87]